50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Intro Dialogues

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  • @willepher1629
    @willepher1629 5 лет назад +1415

    Adam: “You dare mock me, child?”
    Harley: “YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd?”

    • @S..J..G
      @S..J..G 4 года назад +14

      Kane S. Piper that’s the best intro of the whole DC franchise

    • @richierxch4959
      @richierxch4959 4 года назад +6

      Seth Gelb, facs. 😂

    • @aaronbalchand5475
      @aaronbalchand5475 4 года назад +4

      Wow thats nearly as good as the bo rai cho vs bo rai cho line in mortal kombat.
      “Whats wrong?”
      “Im seeing double!”
      “Your drunk. Go back to bed.”

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 2 года назад

      @@aaronbalchand5475 go back to sleep

    • @BigJDawg4523
      @BigJDawg4523 Год назад +1

      Harley thinks she's SpongeBob

  • @TheSejanoz
    @TheSejanoz 7 лет назад +4758

    You left out the best one!
    Captain Cold: Doctor.
    Dr. Fate: Captain.
    Captain Cold: Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.

    • @mgapple2777
      @mgapple2777 7 лет назад +121

      TheSejanoz I know! That's probably the best one i heard.

    • @justbliss909
      @justbliss909 7 лет назад +19

      TheSejanoz I don't get it

    • @TheSejanoz
      @TheSejanoz 7 лет назад +197

      It's an old humor trope. There's a bunch of jokes that start with some variant of "A doctor, a captain, and a priest walk into a bar..."

    • @caseyryan1
      @caseyryan1 7 лет назад +176

      James Hart old joke about a doctor, ship captain and priest walk into a bar. Cold really shows his age with that joke.

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 7 лет назад +7

      That is pretty funny.

  • @teo4232
    @teo4232 7 лет назад +2190

    Harley: "Ollie! I quiver with joy!"
    Oliver: "Archery puns? Really?"
    Harley: "Don't be cross...bow."
    Made me laugh

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 6 лет назад +21

      I think she is saying beau(pronounced bo) which means a male suitor or potential boyfriend.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 6 лет назад +5

      Critical Furries I wonder how it got associated with men here in the States.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 6 лет назад +9

      The pout actually killed me

    • @SAM_1077
      @SAM_1077 5 лет назад

      How come they never mentioned about having same last name 😂😂

    • @Ruthlessleader
      @Ruthlessleader 5 лет назад

      NICE astralis pic dude!

  • @IrishRay2006
    @IrishRay2006 7 лет назад +745

    Best dialogue in the whole game:
    Joker: Have you met the other lightning guy?
    Black Adam: (Sigh) ...the one with the bamboo hat? ... Yes ...

  • @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014
    @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 5 лет назад +425

    How is everyone ignoring the best one
    "too late my heart is *frozen* "
    " *let it go* "

    • @suckmypp
      @suckmypp 4 года назад +6

      @Mabey Challenges 7:26

    • @ianbrennan9635
      @ianbrennan9635 4 года назад +3

      *Idena Menzel looks up from what she's doing*

    • @IceHeartAlpha
      @IceHeartAlpha 3 года назад +6

      oh
      so thats why this one was here

  • @jlee.v2
    @jlee.v2 7 лет назад +870

    Batman: I don't have time for this Damian
    Damian: A good father would make time
    Batman: A better son would deserve it
    BOII GET ROASTED AND TOASTED SOOONN XD

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 7 лет назад +564

    ivy: try not to scratch my face
    selina: it IS your only good feature.
    ivy: that's not what your man thinks
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @arkanakid2105
    @arkanakid2105 7 лет назад +1307

    My #1 Favorite
    Harley Quinn: You ain't so tough, Superman.
    Superman: What gives you that idea?
    Harley Quinn: ALFRED KNOCKED YOUR FREAKIN' A** OUT!
    My #2 Favorite
    Joker: I understand you have a family.
    Green Arrow: Stay away from them, you son of a bi***!
    Joker: Oh, so you met my mother.

    • @charaam69riprickmay6
      @charaam69riprickmay6 5 лет назад +54

      That second one takes on new meaning after the film “joker”

    • @manuel1846inla1
      @manuel1846inla1 5 лет назад +13

      #2 is the best 1 of all 😂😂

    • @encantro9982
      @encantro9982 5 лет назад +2

      Charaam Maraach facts

    • @trestonhooker1682
      @trestonhooker1682 5 лет назад +3

      100% AGREE MATE!

    • @keithshepard3
      @keithshepard3 4 года назад +5

      My favorite is the last one where Harley mocked Black Adam 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap 4 года назад +520

    Scarecrow: “What a frightful family history.”
    Batman: “Don’t, Scarecrow.”
    Scarecrow: “You failed your Mommy and Daddy.”
    *_Scarecrow was never seen again._*

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад +14

      *Not once in a thousand lifetimes.*

    • @lukasyoung7909
      @lukasyoung7909 3 года назад +8

      Scarecrow definitely has the best lines

    • @morrisonscott1139
      @morrisonscott1139 3 года назад +10

      That was the day scarecrow got batman to break his no killing rule. Something not even the Joker could do, even after years of trying.

    • @Popeyesqn
      @Popeyesqn 2 года назад +1

      To be fair Bruce is only like eight years old

    • @amir.h84gamer78
      @amir.h84gamer78 Год назад

      He was locked in phantom zone instead of Arkham Asylum

  • @yishairotter4437
    @yishairotter4437 7 лет назад +687

    Great Easter egg for The Dark Knight:
    Scarecrow:"You stink of paranoia."
    Batman:"I call it vigilance."
    Scarecrow:" *Why* *so* *vigilant* , *Batman* ?"

    • @mrs_chin
      @mrs_chin 5 лет назад +12

      I immediately said Why so serious lol

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit 5 лет назад +3

      I caught that immediately

    • @gourivemula5905
      @gourivemula5905 4 года назад +1

      @@MandatoryFruit didnt understand :'C hwelp

    • @MandatoryFruit
      @MandatoryFruit 4 года назад

      Gouri Vemula It’s a reference to the Dark Knight.

    • @gourivemula5905
      @gourivemula5905 4 года назад

      @@MandatoryFruit ??

  • @Spiritnick
    @Spiritnick 7 лет назад +2038

    Am I the only one thinking #18 was the best?
    Cyborg: "So what's your deal anyway?"
    Scarecrow: "I create fear and disruption"
    Cyborg: "Online we call that trolling"

  • @tervis_scoot
    @tervis_scoot 7 лет назад +2025

    They forgot this one:
    Harley: How come I always get the big guys?
    Swamp Thing: Because you have the biggest mouth
    Harley: Leave the humor to me, PAL!

    • @Animefanboy4life
      @Animefanboy4life 7 лет назад +193

      Griffin Talbert am i the only one whose mind is way deep in the gutter that i misinterpreted that way wrong?

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 7 лет назад +45

      Animefanboy4life that's what they meant pal

    • @TziporaArt
      @TziporaArt 7 лет назад

      Greetings, friend! :D

    • @adampalmer7387
      @adampalmer7387 7 лет назад +10

      Griffin Talbert she walked right into that one

    • @cringybusterbunny6602
      @cringybusterbunny6602 7 лет назад +13

      Harley be getting dat dick B===D

  • @perryplay3115
    @perryplay3115 7 лет назад +3291

    I like how nobody respects Damian

  • @crazyman7671
    @crazyman7671 7 лет назад +579

    Missed another one
    Blue Beetle: "Slowing down, old man?"
    Barry Allen: "Careful. I'll photo-bomb your selfies"
    Blue Beetle: "NOT COOL, MAN"
    XD

  • @bootheghost970
    @bootheghost970 5 лет назад +181

    I love the deadshot and Damian one
    Damian: who put a hit on me?
    Deadshot: everyone who's ever met you

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 4 года назад +1

      I love the line
      Robin: I just thought of a great idea
      Deadshot: put your hands up and surrender
      Robin: No I’m gonna shoot you with your own guns

    • @ryanc.510
      @ryanc.510 Год назад

      That was a clash but it was good

  • @venus.minerva
    @venus.minerva 7 лет назад +364

    I'm surprised that the one with Cyborg and Firestorm didn't make it
    Cyborg: So you're only 2 men?
    Firestorm: And you're only half of one
    Cyborg: That's disrespectful kid

    • @bruhbruh1974
      @bruhbruh1974 7 лет назад +1

      Monique Williams I

    • @totalawesomeness2310
      @totalawesomeness2310 7 лет назад +12

      Monique Williams There's one between Cyborg and Poison Ivy that's pretty good.
      I forgot the first part but Ivy says this
      "It won't replace what you lose. Especially 'below the waist'"
      Cyborg's getting triggered there

    • @TziporaArt
      @TziporaArt 7 лет назад +5

      Not a battle intro, but still savage af. :D

    • @totalawesomeness2310
      @totalawesomeness2310 7 лет назад +2

      Zipporah Michel Right

    • @321Nagato
      @321Nagato 7 лет назад +6

      "Together we make two and a half men"

  • @LordSleepy99
    @LordSleepy99 7 лет назад +338

    Scarecrow: master of Savagery
    Seriously I know you guys probably heard of this before, but whoever idea it was to cast Robert Englund, Freddy Krueger himself, as Scarecrow needs a promotion and one hell of a raise.

    • @Monotail_Razuin
      @Monotail_Razuin 5 лет назад +4

      He's perfect for the role

    • @erickrubio7330
      @erickrubio7330 Год назад

      Wait the actor who played Freddy Krueger voiced scarecrow?!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 3 месяца назад

      ​@@erickrubio7330Yep

  • @ADTribalChild
    @ADTribalChild 7 лет назад +1988

    I'm shocked the one with Darkseid and Deadshot didn't make the cut...
    Deadshot: Any last words?
    Darkseid: Shoot yourself to save me the trouble.
    Deadshot: I'm not taking requests.

    • @nextofken
      @nextofken  7 лет назад +66

      Funny enough, it just barely didn't make the list. It was in the running, but it got cut at the last second.

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 7 лет назад +12

      Next of Ken Fair enough

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 7 лет назад +3

      Next of Ken Still, loving the video.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 7 лет назад +6

      Next of Ken Mainly because it crosses the line twice. It's so fucked up but only the god of evil himself could make it equally badass in context.

    • @thomasthetanderloin
      @thomasthetanderloin 7 лет назад +29

      how about the other darkseid and deadshot
      deadshot: take your shot
      darkseid: unlike you, the omega beams don't miss.

  • @imnotgoodenoughforyou5500
    @imnotgoodenoughforyou5500 6 лет назад +1091

    LMAO
    Green Arrow: I'm growing tomatos, got any tips?
    Poison ivy: Choke on them.
    Green Arrow: No salsa for you.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @desionhills5010
      @desionhills5010 5 лет назад +12

      As soon as I read this comment that's same thing poped up that's instant karma

    • @SAM_1077
      @SAM_1077 5 лет назад +5

      I completed your 3 hundred likes lol

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 5 лет назад +4

      You would have more likes if you didn't spam emojis. Just a tip for future reference.

    • @LandoComandoYT
      @LandoComandoYT 5 лет назад +1

      I think it’s a reference to under the red hood when joker says “Party pooper,no cake for you.”

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 года назад

      Sam oh ye

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 6 лет назад +556

    Aquaman: "Is Grodd gone from your head?"
    Green Arrow: "You'll know if I start monkeying around."
    Aquaman: "Yes, he's gone."

    • @JokerTSG
      @JokerTSG 5 лет назад +6

      There's also another one that starts like that but can't remember how auqaman replies
      Green Arrow: Im having cravings for blood soaked bananas

    • @GoldRichness
      @GoldRichness 3 года назад +1

      @@JokerTSG that’s not aqua man. That’s the flash

  • @nyancat3213
    @nyancat3213 7 лет назад +960

    Harley- Oh lightning lad. Black Adam- you dare mock me child. Harley- YoU DArE MoCK mE cHilD

    • @silversmoke4159
      @silversmoke4159 6 лет назад

      @@iactuallydontevenpee Timmy Turner

    • @silversmoke4159
      @silversmoke4159 6 лет назад +1

      @@iactuallydontevenpee she sounds like Timmy Turner when she said you dare mock me child.

    • @jasongiddens8749
      @jasongiddens8749 6 лет назад +6

      @@silversmoke4159 it is because they are voiced by the same person Tara Strong

    • @silversmoke4159
      @silversmoke4159 6 лет назад

      @@jasongiddens8749 I know, that's what make it interesting

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 6 лет назад

      Lightning lad is a member of the Legion of Superheroes. Its a dc character referencing another one to insult a 3rd.

  • @nickprindiville1121
    @nickprindiville1121 7 лет назад +335

    You left out the one with Green Arrow and Brainiac.
    Green Arrow: I left my universe for this?
    Brainiac: Can you tell me the coordinates to that location?
    Green Arrow: On second thought.

  • @arcadelemon8452
    @arcadelemon8452 7 лет назад +183

    THE BEST:
    Cyborg: You are actually two people?
    Firestorm: You are only half one.
    Cyborg: Now you are getting disrespectful.

  • @edwardseymour6824
    @edwardseymour6824 5 лет назад +194

    “Plan to steal a kiss Cold?”
    “I’m a damn good thief”
    Made me swoon a little

  • @anthonymaccentelli4126
    @anthonymaccentelli4126 6 лет назад +354

    Flash:EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
    Harley:I collect toenail clippings!

  • @blackphoenix9000
    @blackphoenix9000 7 лет назад +470

    You missed the best one!
    Joker: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this!
    Doctor Fate: I am NOT a medical doctor!
    Joker: Not much of a straight man either...

  • @titanfreak2936
    @titanfreak2936 7 лет назад +1550

    I demand "Terror. NO.5" to be an actual cologne

    • @mojonoahgamer5647
      @mojonoahgamer5647 7 лет назад +43

      Titanfreak 29 ...and have fears every time u use it?

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister 7 лет назад +49

      MojoNoahGamer ...yes.

    • @yoursociallife7701
      @yoursociallife7701 7 лет назад +63

      Titanfreak 29 Don't worry, for the girls in a 30 miles radius. The cologne is already in effect

    • @titanfreak2936
      @titanfreak2936 7 лет назад +33

      MojoNoahGamer nah. Makes you smell good, but it comes in a fear gas container and is called Terror NO.5

    • @spicy_chickn_nugg5224
      @spicy_chickn_nugg5224 7 лет назад +9

      Titanfreak 29 yes please

  • @danmera6958
    @danmera6958 7 лет назад +835

    Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
    Harley Queen: ?
    Superman: Superman vs Harley Queen.
    hahaha Wasn't expecting superman to be funny.

    • @fabioriato
      @fabioriato 7 лет назад +53

      Funnier fact: Harley DID beat Supes in the comics once.

    • @alexjeffords9915
      @alexjeffords9915 6 лет назад +25

      Dan Merk funny comment but her name is Harley Quinn.

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 6 лет назад +20

      Harley says "Oh, gee, this oughtta be interestin'!"

    • @MeadowBrook2000
      @MeadowBrook2000 6 лет назад +4

      i literally laugh hard on that one lol haha!

    • @matateporfa9449
      @matateporfa9449 5 лет назад +11

      Harley Queen:You ain't so tough superman
      Superman:What gives you that idea?
      Harley Queen:Alfred knocked your freaking ass out

  • @wesleyprice2523
    @wesleyprice2523 5 лет назад +160

    "Sup Dwayne"
    "My names not Dwayne"
    "Hehe, it is now"
    That is honestly just so funny in my eyes.

  • @Stark-yo1qc
    @Stark-yo1qc 7 лет назад +410

    I like this one:
    Joker: You ought to thank me!
    Wonder Woman: Why fiend?
    Joker: I all but gift-wrapped your boyfriend!

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 лет назад +54

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @TziporaArt
      @TziporaArt 7 лет назад +2

      YEP. (T_T)

  • @allenthegamer6482
    @allenthegamer6482 7 лет назад +493

    Joker: So I heard you have a family.
    Arrow: Stay away you son of a bitch!
    Joker: Ah I see you met my mother.
    I died when I got the joke XD

    • @endybragg2523
      @endybragg2523 7 лет назад

      AllenTheGamer same

    • @winter2372
      @winter2372 7 лет назад

      what's the joke ?

    • @allenthegamer6482
      @allenthegamer6482 7 лет назад +57

      captain kirk when you call someone a son of a bitch you are calling their mother a bitch so joker was calling his mom a bitch.

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 7 лет назад +4

      captain kirk Damn yall hella slow 😂

    • @jieevz6551
      @jieevz6551 7 лет назад +1

      AllenTheGamer 😂😂😂

  • @johnnyroche138
    @johnnyroche138 7 лет назад +153

    Harley: Hello Mista G
    Green Arrow: Please don't call me that
    Harley: Whatever you say Sugar Beard!

  • @conradzxy
    @conradzxy 7 лет назад +1721

    To the people who don't like the video:
    No salsa for you

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 7 лет назад +355

    Harley: You're not so tough, Superman!
    Superman: What gave you that idea?
    Harley: Alfred knocked *your freakin' ass OUT!*
    Damn, Harley!

    • @isaacyeon6334
      @isaacyeon6334 6 лет назад +6

      Some random Templar guy holy shit I remember that😂😂😂

    • @la-luna5037
      @la-luna5037 6 лет назад +3

      And harley highlights why no gotham villian would ever ho after alfred even if they knew that bats was bruce

    • @heyjeremiahwhite.
      @heyjeremiahwhite. 6 лет назад

      I remember that in the comics😭

  • @mmoeman1086
    @mmoeman1086 7 лет назад +331

    Canary: Plan to steal a kiss cold.
    Cold: I'm a damn good thief.
    Sweet jesus Cold you have the best comebacks ever.

  • @LanaDelTako
    @LanaDelTako 7 лет назад +933

    Im growing tomatoes, any tips?
    "choke on them"
    HOLY FUXK I LAUGHED SI HARD

  • @zappa51
    @zappa51 7 лет назад +263

    Here's a good one
    Joker: Beep boop boop beep beep
    Cyborg: What are you doing?
    Joker: It's robot, for you're dead!

    • @nut8856
      @nut8856 7 лет назад +4

      Daniel Hawthorne nah

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 лет назад

      Alex 72826 The 30 likes would disagree.

    • @tbagslump1022
      @tbagslump1022 7 лет назад +2

      Alex 72826 the 45 likes would disagree

    • @nut8856
      @nut8856 7 лет назад

      Tony Taco I still thinks it's boo boo

    • @arturovargas4362
      @arturovargas4362 7 лет назад +3

      Vamp Ale the 127 likes would disagree

  • @HoodWeegee
    @HoodWeegee 6 лет назад +230

    9:11 i already was laughing at the double entendre, but i never noticed until now that Wonder Woman actually glances down at Flash’s junk when she catches him with it 😂

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 6 лет назад +267

    You forgot one:
    Blue Beetle: "Are you really full of straw?"
    Scarecrow: "No, something much worse."
    BB: "Better not be glitter."

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад +15

      ...or packing foam... damn the guy who invented packing foam. It's a cluster-fuck of mess.

    • @BloopTheNoop
      @BloopTheNoop 5 лет назад +3

      Jared Curry that one’s my favorite

    • @m00nshinexp
      @m00nshinexp 4 года назад

      Jared Curry it’s in number two don’t worry

  • @wizkid3643
    @wizkid3643 7 лет назад +162

    You should've included one from Blue Beetle and Scarecrow
    Blue Beetle: So are you filled with straw?
    Scarecrow: No, somthing much worse..
    Beetle: Better not be glitter..

  • @luciferneverchanges5841
    @luciferneverchanges5841 7 лет назад +124

    Scarecrow: you reek of paranoia.
    Batman: i call it vigilance.
    Scarecrow: why so vigilant batman?
    CONSTANT VIGILANCE

  • @paperdrache8130
    @paperdrache8130 7 лет назад +815

    Oh my goodness Harley is so hilarious..
    ""You dare mock me child?!""😜

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy4898 6 лет назад +158

    Batman: Dinah said you woke up screaming for Joker.
    Harley Quinn: Yeah, that dream was NSFW.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @amazingsuperdan144
      @amazingsuperdan144 5 лет назад +11

      Should I be concerned

    • @TaeringYT
      @TaeringYT 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao as soon as I read this the part came up. 6:34 for anyone wondering

    • @ACrazedGaming
      @ACrazedGaming 5 лет назад

      Ok so I feel like this is a common occurrence

    • @cecethequietlizard8706
      @cecethequietlizard8706 4 года назад +3

      I just figured out what nsfw means now. Lmao

  • @luca.8372
    @luca.8372 7 лет назад +41

    „Bat vs Beetles“
    „Bats eat Beetles“
    „wow, that escalated quickly“
    That got me Dead😂

  • @angxlicbxby
    @angxlicbxby 7 лет назад +177

    Ivy: Try not to scratch my face
    Catwoman: It is your best feature
    Ivy: That's not what your man said
    OOOOHHHH JEBEINSBAJ 😂💀

    • @batmangeek1019
      @batmangeek1019 7 лет назад +1

      Queen John that's the best one 😂😂 I was dyingXD

    • @Aland57
      @Aland57 7 лет назад +1

      It’s your only good feature*

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 4 года назад

      *OOOOAAAAAA-*

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +167

    "A better son would deserve it."
    Did Captain Cold just enter the room? Because god DAMN!

    • @dianxia7244
      @dianxia7244 7 лет назад +3

      JAJAJA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

  • @JamesMiguelMusic
    @JamesMiguelMusic 7 лет назад +90

    Black Adam: you dare mock me child?
    Harley Quinn: yOU dAre mOck mE cHiLD??

  • @Zaggloid
    @Zaggloid 7 лет назад +62

    Flash: You have to move on, Snart
    Captain Cold: Too late, my heart's frozen
    Flash: Let it go

  • @sugawatheultimatejudgement9293
    @sugawatheultimatejudgement9293 7 лет назад +72

    Number 26 though. Blue beetle knows when the ladies are fine 😂 4:47

  • @djimmithegreat7266
    @djimmithegreat7266 7 лет назад +139

    1:38 He's............He's actually right

  • @hsneed10
    @hsneed10 7 лет назад +126

    8:56 - 9:07 I love that they brought that comic book moment up, not many people know that Alfred(Batman/Bruce's butler) knocked Superman out once because he was dissapointed in him.

    • @damonika09
      @damonika09 6 лет назад +10

      Zanite Gaming And broke Bruce’s back. Superman deserved that ass whooping.

    • @LovecitaCherish
      @LovecitaCherish 6 лет назад

      Oh yes i really love that moment :3

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 6 лет назад

      That's why you need a good butler.

    • @ZenithKamiBlackwings
      @ZenithKamiBlackwings Год назад

      Damn. Comic book reference. Oldschool.

  • @thundernomis
    @thundernomis 7 лет назад +919

    Oh no a Frozen reference XD

  • @lexiehaines4255
    @lexiehaines4255 7 лет назад +93

    Hal: your kinda lacking weapons wise
    Aquaman: my trident is all I need
    Hal: technically it's just a pointy stick

  • @northchurch753
    @northchurch753 6 лет назад +68

    9:03 DAMN THAT HIT HIM HARDER THAN A KRYPTONITE BULLET

    • @TyrantsRemedy
      @TyrantsRemedy 6 лет назад +6

      I love the comic reference in that

  • @nbgaming2497
    @nbgaming2497 7 лет назад +222

    "Ooooo my safe word's arrowcave"- green arrow 2k17

  • @eddiediaz5518
    @eddiediaz5518 7 лет назад +48

    Harley: You ain't so tuff Superman
    Superman: What gives you that idea?
    Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!

  • @gayandproud4308
    @gayandproud4308 7 лет назад +320

    Batman: were not doing this anymore Joker
    Joker: your breaking up with me?
    Batman: I'm breaking you
    😂
    0:33

  • @Redhoodtcf
    @Redhoodtcf 5 лет назад +51

    My favorite:
    Harley Quinn:hey lightning lad
    Black Adam:you dare mock me child
    Harley Quinn:you dare mock me child

    • @Diamout21
      @Diamout21 5 лет назад +7

      Black Adam : You dare mock me child
      Harley Quinn : "yOu DaRE mOcK mE cHiLD"

  • @ratfarmer1
    @ratfarmer1 7 лет назад +52

    5:45 turn on captions

    • @angdata9371
      @angdata9371 5 лет назад +12

      Dick shot 😂😂😂

    • @IchibanAC
      @IchibanAC 5 лет назад +3

      Best comment on here.

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 5 лет назад +2

      And damn Joker suggesting Green Arrow had a thing with Joker's own mother
      "Ah so you bit my mother."

    • @zazzy6758
      @zazzy6758 5 лет назад

      Haruhiro Grimgar so you “met” my mother, becuase he called him a sob

  • @AcuteDevilFruit
    @AcuteDevilFruit 7 лет назад +382

    28 will always be my favorite just because that sound Harley makes at the end.

    • @VoidChicken6
      @VoidChicken6 7 лет назад +42

      Anthony Gomez It's another pun - Don't be cross (bow)

    • @yrboilou2078
      @yrboilou2078 7 лет назад +4

      Anthony Gomez+ yeah my favourite 😂😂

    • @ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ
      @ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ 7 лет назад +18

      Anthony Gomez i tried to find what the 28 was so i clicked on a random time of the video and it was the start of the 28 😱

    • @getrekt2821
      @getrekt2821 7 лет назад +3

      so damn funny

    • @zachmandell7917
      @zachmandell7917 7 лет назад +3

      that ones ok and probally my # 3 right behind # 1, and # 20. all pretty funny

  • @jenniferrowson
    @jenniferrowson 7 лет назад +47

    YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD
    YoU DArE mOck mE cHilD

  • @TimtamIsFish
    @TimtamIsFish 7 лет назад +82

    Black Adam: you dare to mock me child
    Harley:YOu dARe TO MoCK mE CHiLD

  • @rogertherabitt-_-9785
    @rogertherabitt-_-9785 6 лет назад +37

    Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face.
    Catwoman: Considering that's the only good feature from your body.
    Poison Ivy: Not what your man said~ lol o can't haha

  • @sheotanadetiba8137
    @sheotanadetiba8137 7 лет назад +42

    Poison ivy: Normally I'd offer a kiss
    Scarecrow: Then kiss me
    Poison ivy: You make my skin crawl

    • @xinolo9072
      @xinolo9072 5 лет назад

      Alex adetiba Ngl I thought he would say ‘That’s the point’

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred 7 лет назад +71

    What about Scarecrow and Bane
    Scarecrow: Carcerophobia.
    Bane: Enough with these words!
    Scarecrow: Fear of imprisonment, Bane.
    Carcerophobia

  • @netndoshadow1981
    @netndoshadow1981 7 лет назад +76

    cyborg:whats your deal
    scarecrow:I create fear and disruption
    cyborg:online we call that trolling
    🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @pablojrvillalobos7033
    @pablojrvillalobos7033 7 лет назад +43

    green arrow: im growimg tomatoes any tips?
    poison ivy: choke on them
    OOOHHOOHOHOHOHO

  • @thedoomslayer8900
    @thedoomslayer8900 6 лет назад +29

    If they make another MK vs DC, Erron Black and Deadshot have to have a conversation

    • @xinolo9072
      @xinolo9072 5 лет назад +2

      The Doomslayer
      Erron: So you never miss?
      Deadshot: Never
      Erron: What if I break that record?

  • @leandrod.martins1437
    @leandrod.martins1437 7 лет назад +34

    "Doctor Isley"
    "Doctor Quinzell"
    😂😂😂

  • @jorgeluiscg5589
    @jorgeluiscg5589 7 лет назад +55

    That alfred beating superman reference killed me so hard XD

  • @kinovsthewrld
    @kinovsthewrld 7 лет назад +27

    the Batman and Robin one WAS TOOO MUCCCHHHH. Damn Bats calm down.

  • @Shala69
    @Shala69 7 лет назад +198

    You should do "X absolutley SAVAGE Injustice 2 Intro Dialogues" later too.
    and Scarecrow will be half of that list.

    • @manie.8241
      @manie.8241 7 лет назад +14

      He's fucking MEAN.

    • @finleymorris04
      @finleymorris04 7 лет назад +5

      Boosted Bonobo My favourite villainous boi scarecrow out here dishing out roasts. I'm so proud!

    • @raden1287
      @raden1287 7 лет назад

      somebody already made that but if he plans to do it
      expect a lot of Dr fate and scarecrow roasting people left and right

    • @burnerBreakdown
      @burnerBreakdown 7 лет назад

      Shala I am 200th like

  • @ComradeVenus
    @ComradeVenus 5 лет назад +15

    Superman: "Wanna hear a joke?"
    Harley Quinn: "what?"
    Superman: "Harley Quinn vs. Superman."

  • @jeffb-c
    @jeffb-c 7 лет назад +21

    U missed the one between deadshot and harley:
    Deadshot walks in, says something
    Harley: more like deadmiss
    Deadshot: The only dead miss around here is you

  • @krusty14
    @krusty14 7 лет назад +524

    For some reason I laughed at this...
    Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face
    Catwoman: It is your one good feature
    Poison Ivy: Not what your man thinks
    for some reason I thought it was savage I know I'm weird

  • @thexboxbigband
    @thexboxbigband 7 лет назад +128

    Haha that reference to Alfred beating the shit out of supes is HILARIOUS. .
    Harley Quinn: You ain't so scary Superman
    Superman: What makes you say that?
    Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking pass out!

    • @Champion1209
      @Champion1209 7 лет назад

      R3N3G4D3 J411 ass

    • @RoTenken
      @RoTenken 7 лет назад +6

      They'll never let him off the hook for killing him in the comics. Bruce couldn't think of a better vengeance and homage to Alfred

    • @thexboxbigband
      @thexboxbigband 7 лет назад

      Anthony Cruz Ain't that the truth. ..lol

    • @finleymorris04
      @finleymorris04 7 лет назад +1

      R3N3G4D3 J411 when did that happen?

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 7 лет назад +12

      +Ultr Gaming (SPOILER ALERT)
      At the end of Injustice: Year One (there are comics tied into the games; Injustice 2 did a better job of tying back to the comics), Superman copies Bane and breaks Batman's back.
      Alfred walks in, having just ingested a pill that allows a normal guy to stand toe-to-toe with Superman. What follows is one of the most epic beatdowns of all time, delivered by Alfred Pennyworth.

  • @danielmireles9156
    @danielmireles9156 7 лет назад +120

    why did u leave out superman: i dont hurt kids bluebeetle: didint stop you with shazam

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 5 лет назад +19

    We need *Captain Tropical.*
    He can shoot coconuts and UV rays.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +7

    Damien: Who put a hit on me?
    Deadshot: Anyone who's ever met you.
    Damien: Can't say I'm surprised

  • @DanOMega215
    @DanOMega215 7 лет назад +162

    oooohhh I love it when we play Doctor! lol Harley is a riot.

  • @NightAngelus
    @NightAngelus 7 лет назад +199

    Number 4 I laughed so hard

    • @hawaiianblanka5534
      @hawaiianblanka5534 7 лет назад

      NightAngelus same here 😂😂😂

    • @TheLewnarian
      @TheLewnarian 7 лет назад +2

      The only one that truly made me laugh 😂😂😂

    • @lokestar1595
      @lokestar1595 7 лет назад

      NightAngelus haha me too

    • @zachsoroka8707
      @zachsoroka8707 7 лет назад

      Cesar Munoz

    • @lokestar1595
      @lokestar1595 7 лет назад +2

      Zach Soroka yeah? I don't know what you were trying to tell me

  • @BonesMalon3
    @BonesMalon3 7 лет назад +106

    scarecrows a fucking savage

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 7 лет назад +1

      Corey Cushinan agreed

    • @l0ne804
      @l0ne804 7 лет назад +6

      Corey Cushinan Him being played by Robert England is awesome!

    • @raden1287
      @raden1287 7 лет назад +3

      he only had dr fate as a rival of savagery

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +8

    I love how everyone else is just cracking jokes while Scarecrow is just roaring everyone

  • @nolaiscool7991
    @nolaiscool7991 7 лет назад +14

    I love how Harley said don't be cross......bow at 4:36

  • @kaypee102
    @kaypee102 7 лет назад +20

    2:27
    GA: I'm growing tomatoes, any tips?
    PI: Choke on them!
    GA: NO SALSA FOR YOU!
    HAHA that comeback cracks me up

  • @Jeremyguy16
    @Jeremyguy16 7 лет назад +41

    You forgot the best one!
    Harley Quinn: Still gotta grudge Superman?
    Superman: You belong with Joker
    Harley Quinn: My therapist would hate that idea.😂😂😭😭

  • @Gilbert_Wang
    @Gilbert_Wang 7 лет назад +45

    YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD!!!!!

    • @benlohmer5703
      @benlohmer5703 7 лет назад +18

      Joseph Magnoli YoU DArE MocK ME cHILd?!

  • @who_cares2247
    @who_cares2247 3 года назад +7

    3:42 is underrated
    Damien Wayne D-wayne
    Only Cyborg would think of that

  • @FunkyPhil265
    @FunkyPhil265 5 лет назад +9

    Me-“Oh, it’s another funny intro montage I guess I’ll watch it but it’ll probably suck”
    Watches video*
    Me- 0:14

  • @allanthelimiterus8679
    @allanthelimiterus8679 7 лет назад +59

    Aqua-man vs scarecrow
    Aqua man- I bet even you fear drowning
    Scarecrow- There are worst ways to die
    Aqua-Man- How about gutted like a fish?
    Me- OHHHHHHHHH. Aqua-man a savage 😂😂

  • @CascadeFreak
    @CascadeFreak 7 лет назад +36

    "I'm every bad day you've ever had"
    Now, imagine a scenario, where Barry's just trying to have ice cream, he takes his eyes off the ice cream for just a moment, and next thing you know, it's on the floor. All because of a draft.

  • @Warm_Ice0
    @Warm_Ice0 7 лет назад +10

    Blue Beet: Im no fan of hitting girls
    Supergirl: You'll be lucky to tickle me
    Blue Beet: Yup, that kinda would be..
    lmao

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth621 6 лет назад +39

    8:17 - 8:20
    Close Your Eyes

  • @theelitegamers3985
    @theelitegamers3985 6 лет назад +44

    Joker and green arrow
    Joker: I understand you have a family
    Green arrow: stay away from you b1cth
    Joker: so you’ve met my mother ?
    Funny😂😂

  • @tyriquesmith8850
    @tyriquesmith8850 7 лет назад +21

    Daaaaang son, Batman and Damien were savage.

  • @jarfd.dorkis5766
    @jarfd.dorkis5766 7 лет назад +41

    Man... Poison Ivy... Is really hot in this game

    • @SHADOW-se5lp
      @SHADOW-se5lp 6 лет назад

      Jarf D. Dorkis boi u got it all wrong. D
      Starfire da hottest oooo baby

    • @connerheyl5096
      @connerheyl5096 6 лет назад

      Boi starfire takes the cake

  • @Alexgarcia-sz8zs
    @Alexgarcia-sz8zs 7 лет назад +29

    best one
    Joker:I understand you have a family.
    Oliver:you son of a bitch
    Joker:looks like you meet my mother.

  • @RetroGamer-95
    @RetroGamer-95 6 лет назад +8

    My 3 favorites
    Harley: Oh, Lightning lad
    Black Adam: You dare to mock me child?
    Harley: YoU dAre tO moCk Me cHiLd
    Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
    Harley: Oh this oughta be good
    Superman: Superman vs Harley Quinn
    Harley: You ain't so tough Superman
    Superman: What gave you that idea
    Harley: Alfred knocked your *freakin' ass out*

  • @johny1220
    @johny1220 3 года назад +4

    6:00 LOOOL best one man “stay away from them you son of a bitch” “oh so you met my mother” looool The Joker is the best man 😂

  • @theluckyman97
    @theluckyman97 7 лет назад +83

    turn on caption at #21 5:45