I had a lucid dream the other day. What if there’s no more Epic How To because Joe faked his own death to avoid a rival hitman after he solved that dude’s murders. He escaped being buried alive, went into the desert, became Batman, and fought a bear, his pet tiger, a shark, & a lion into submission to help him fight off the alien invasion using his hacker skills. Unfortunately though, after escaping his kidnapping, he got stranded on a desert island after surviving a shipwreck while pirating where he taught himself to become a ninja. Thankfully though, that’ll keep him safe from the zombie apocalypse (which, honestly, he’d survive anyway because he owns a frickin’ mech that’s compatible with his cyborg body). But, on the bright side, he’s now king of Joeberetaisawesomevania after successfully leading a revolution (which was the result of his winning the presidential election of the US after successfully getting the president impeached... somehow). Also, Joeberetaisawesomevania is the only place you can get a hold of his hot single, which details the tenants of the Profitable Christian Social mediaists.
Preston Chloupek first of all a sharks rarely rarely eat people reason being we are not their natural food source , hell they barely flinch when there is human blood in the water
I had a lucid dream the other day. What if there’s no more Epic How To because Joe faked his own death to avoid a rival hitman after he solved that dude’s murders. He escaped being buried alive, went into the desert, became Batman, and fought a bear, his pet tiger, a shark, & a lion into submission to help him fight off the alien invasion using his hacker skills. Unfortunately though, after escaping his kidnapping, he got stranded on a desert island after surviving a shipwreck while pirating where he taught himself to become a ninja. Thankfully though, that’ll keep him safe from the zombie apocalypse (which, honestly, he’d survive anyway because he owns a frickin’ mech that’s compatible with his cyborg body). But, on the bright side, he’s now king of Joeberetaisawesomevania after successfully leading a revolution (which was the result of his winning the presidential election of the US after successfully getting the president impeached... somehow). Also, Joeberetaisawesomevania is the only place you can get a hold of his hot single, which details the tenants of the Profitable Christian Social mediaists.
Holding your breath is better than dying, if you dont breathe, you will start to black out, but you dont die, also I think the guy said head up to the surface
Okay first off when is the series coming back? Secondly here's a list of things to give a try. Number one. How to Stage a coup d'etat. Number two. How to create a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Number 3 how to own a tank. Number four. How to win at slot machines. Number 5 how to start a brewery.
1) Be kind to everyone, despite the common misconception school shooters are not always white men, those guys are just most recognized for their actions, Any race or gender could shoot you up. 2) Don't go to school.
Salad Splatoon no, he said "taking a break for the summer" that means it should have been back in the fall. Or maybe I'm just overthinking it. Maybe Joe got fired idk.
That's a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long Break
Punching underwater is harder than impressing Kate Upton with math skills. Instead, claw its gills and eyes. If done right, it will hurt much more than blowing a succesful punch on the sharks nose. The nosepunch stuns, does not hurt. Try it out!
They tried this, but actually found a way to do this. They didn't release the video, sure as hell you could find a credible source on the google if you typed.
Come back please for goodness sake its been almost a freaking year your videos were awesome as hell i watched you for 2 years with so much epicness. Comeback please :(
Nah man. In english Nursing orphans with your man parts means "Giving children gift of life" roughly. English is such a what they call "anomaly" language as there are no writings ever of it except Luke 2:1 2-15.
Alchemist were just the early chemists, so I guess learn chemistry and then throw in some mystic arts and rituals. Also, brush up on all those symbols, alchemists love their symbols.
+Minisaurus Le Pro Most of the practices may have not been real (i.e. actually worked) but their experimentation is what gave birth to real discoveries and real fields of science. "It is alchemists who gave Europe some of its key discoveries. Alchemists discovered zinc and metallic arsenic. A German alchemist named Hennig Brand isolated phosphorus in 1669. The alchemist Johann Bottger, working for the Dresden court, stumbled on a material that allowed German workshops to make their own porcelain and break China's monopoly on one of the world's most lucrative industries." archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/03/15/good_as_gold/?page=3
Epic how to come back to making epic how to videos again
Ismail x yh where the hell is he its October already
Desol8 _ i wish i knew
Ismail x :(
Rip joe
Well Done
"Taking a break for the summer" We trusted you :(
Yes but he's still not here in 2020
@Finn FitzGerald true I used to watch epic how to for the memes and entertainment but now it's gone
This isnt even a break anymore
O......ke..
People are saying he joined Smosh
I had a lucid dream the other day.
What if there’s no more Epic How To because Joe faked his own death to avoid a rival hitman after he solved that dude’s murders.
He escaped being buried alive, went into the desert, became Batman, and fought a bear, his pet tiger, a shark, & a lion into submission to help him fight off the alien invasion using his hacker skills.
Unfortunately though, after escaping his kidnapping, he got stranded on a desert island after surviving a shipwreck while pirating where he taught himself to become a ninja.
Thankfully though, that’ll keep him safe from the zombie apocalypse (which, honestly, he’d survive anyway because he owns a frickin’ mech that’s compatible with his cyborg body).
But, on the bright side, he’s now king of Joeberetaisawesomevania after successfully leading a revolution (which was the result of his winning the presidential election of the US after successfully getting the president impeached... somehow).
Also, Joeberetaisawesomevania is the only place you can get a hold of his hot single, which details the tenants of the Profitable Christian Social mediaists.
Justin Helms this comment is just ... WOW🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Crooks castle I spent approximately 42 times longer on this comment than I should have
Justin Helms bro good job 👏🏿 👍🏿
Underrated af
Z U C C that’s zucc, do I get the Facebook fame now?
Epic how to bring joe back to life
Edit: guys ik he’s not dead lol it’s a figure of speech
Yes
Someone sent him to oblivion
Hi there
Joe ?
He's on Smosh
How to Fight a Shark:
Step 1: Cry
Step 2: Die
(singing the jaws theme whilst being eaten is optional, but highly encouraged.)
Step 3: Get vomited up by the shark then eaten again
Preston Chloupek first of all a sharks rarely rarely eat people reason being we are not their natural food source , hell they barely flinch when there is human blood in the water
xMckingwill Sometimes they do, Bitch!!
IM DEAD NOOO! LOL
ok i made an edit
Guys... i don't think they're coming back
R.I.P best playlist on RUclips.
Mr. PoopyButtHole yea
Mr. PoopyButtHole 😭😭😭😭😭
Why did they.leave
hes bcak
@@anthonyphung8282 I know!!!
Epic how to make epic how to videos
Hi Wolf, you're here too? Remember me? You're the guy who makes Growtopia hacks..
Ruffels I remember him!!
I had a lucid dream the other day.
What if there’s no more Epic How To because Joe faked his own death to avoid a rival hitman after he solved that dude’s murders.
He escaped being buried alive, went into the desert, became Batman, and fought a bear, his pet tiger, a shark, & a lion into submission to help him fight off the alien invasion using his hacker skills.
Unfortunately though, after escaping his kidnapping, he got stranded on a desert island after surviving a shipwreck while pirating where he taught himself to become a ninja.
Thankfully though, that’ll keep him safe from the zombie apocalypse (which, honestly, he’d survive anyway because he owns a frickin’ mech that’s compatible with his cyborg body).
But, on the bright side, he’s now king of Joeberetaisawesomevania after successfully leading a revolution (which was the result of his winning the presidential election of the US after successfully getting the president impeached... somehow).
Also, Joeberetaisawesomevania is the only place you can get a hold of his hot single, which details the tenants of the Profitable Christian Social mediaists.
That should be the title for a behind the scenes video
Some people move on without Epic How To
but not us
not us
Noices
Jithin Mathew
Some people move on from this joke
But not us
Not us
Dont make me hurl a Pbj sandwich at you
Not us...
We are still waiting
I miss you....please come back!you make awesome videos Epic How To!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I agree
please dont uae that many emojis
Yes plzzz
Ikr
How to bring Joe and epic how to back
is he with the smosh now????
Ikr
Scrub's animations wait WHAT
game murderer whut?!
he probably got metoo'd
WHERE ARE YOU I MISS U
he quit
marvin messam but why :< ...
marvin messam Y
Crystal_ANImefART where did he go 😢
Thekrygaming _ he went to nurse Oprahs
The question is who tf is gonna hold their breath for that long
True
Also who has the balls to punch a shark
foreal
Well after a certain point of holding your breathe your body will release more oxygenated blood into your system
Holding your breath is better than dying, if you dont breathe, you will start to black out, but you dont die, also I think the guy said head up to the surface
When you realize epic how to is not coming back
Me: Alexa, play “here without you”
hes bcak
This show is so underrated. Bereta is a genius in delivering lines and the videos are always fun to watch. Nice going guys!
How to make another episode
Savage
1.find something
2.reasearch it (BORING!)
3.Put a damn camera and make moves and read the damn tv in the background
4.upload to video
Ok?... good
lol that made my day
2019 and no new episodes :(
Nearly 2 years later and still no
Their back now
Here's hoping for a NewYears Epic How To
chris falcon
Yep, too late for that sadly 😞
Waay too late.
Who's watching this in 2018 ?
Hope he'll come back
Joe sadly works for smosh now... Will miss you.
Jokes on you. Smosh is shut down now!
@@butteredpie5666 ?
@@m.v_mil Look it up loser
@@butteredpie5666 stfu loser
@@m8no Haha real original. Looks like the only loser here is the one who gave birth to yo mama.
Anyone 2019...
Also plz come back we've been waiting for you
ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@sulferic me
Hii buddy 2020 is the worst! And I'm from the future! 😁
@@yuvateja155 I'm from the slightly farther future!
Hes back
how to bring Joe back
Bu... bu.. but I like joe better
Who else misses this series 😔
Me :(
It's 2020
And I still rewatch the series
@@not_today_satan-wu2ib almost 2021 😔
@@alexandroskulira4565
*crying intensifies*
ME
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We need more
Epic how to
HES BACK
@@sagginhoze THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS BACK
@@turbo_jake NO PROBLEM IM SO HAPPY
Apparently I’m the only one here this year.
Epic how to bring back Epic how to...
Hi
You ain’t the only one fam.
Hello
Wait no further
😢
Bruh, wya my man, i miss these videos
Same :(. This series was like the main reason I’m subscribed to this channel ;((
Køøkie Monster same
VEMERGE 91 same
same
-
What, there will be no new vids when I finish binge watching?
Break for the summer 😞 we trusted you...
stop
@@MavieElder37 no u
@@tommyhills7532 no u times 2
"Break for the summer" i trusted you it's December
Offensive Content now it's February
Offensive Content maybe he got eaten by a shark
Adjusted brony no people die more from sandholes
Adjusted brony make that March
Offensive Content now its half way past april
“Little break over the summer”
It’s been more than a year
It’s been 3 years
He's back now
Hes back
hes bcak
Wait I have an idea
How to make more of Epic how to
Damn it why did they stop
How to survive a tsunami 🌊
Paige101 yes survive a tsunami
Paige101 Yes!
Paige101 YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Paige101 Yes.
Paige101
Yessss, I want that so bad!
its 2020 and i am still waiting for this to comeback
not gonna give up
Keep up the good fight
epic how to... survive being a university student
what is there to survive other then alcohol and drugs...
No one does. You come out less than human.
Majid Q works well in jail too
Michael van der riet easy, use this i.huffpost.com/gen/1884160/thumbs/o-CUP-NOODLE-570.jpg?1
Same
how to survive a flood
THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE Would've been helpful before Harvey.
what about how to escape a concentration/labor camp
THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE
Or a tsunami.
why not both?
create a giant spongeblock
We need more of this
I'm really sad! I love this series! I wish they would bring it back!
Hes back
hes bcak
Boy oh boy do we have news for you
How do I bring back "Epic How To"?
no
How to survive no more Epic How To episodes.
Mr. Cookies sadly there’s no chance of survival 😣😣
This series is so addicting when will it be back ?
“Take a break over the summer”
*takes break forever*
When will this come back?
This Never
ThatOneGuy Smosh happened
Its early December
Well he announced on facebook this was the final episode. Hes a producer at smosh now :/
Leah Pena rip :(
Okay first off when is the series coming back? Secondly here's a list of things to give a try.
Number one. How to Stage a coup d'etat.
Number two. How to create a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
Number 3 how to own a tank.
Number four. How to win at slot machines.
Number 5 how to start a brewery.
How to escape north korea
MattB1216 one answer... a bullet too the brain
No way
September 2019 and we're still waiting
how to survive a school shooting
LiL Mac Forget what they told you, run in the hallways. Also be nice to everyone
LiL Mac your gonna wanna be part of the trench coat mafia, this will make the shooter more friendly towards and maybe not blow your head off
1.just be friends with the two weird white kids at school.
2. profit
nah bust a nut.
1) Be kind to everyone, despite the common misconception school shooters are not always white men, those guys are just most recognized for their actions, Any race or gender could shoot you up.
2) Don't go to school.
How to survive being homeless.
How to survive in a haunted house.
How to survive a terrorist attack.
jassim javed If he makes one about terrorism he will be called a racist by SJW retards.
jassim javed *How to survive being homeless during a terrorist attack inside a haunted house ;)
Beg fo food from ya mama.
Stab the ghost to death. Again.
Yell Alluah Ackbar and make them think you're on their team.
EPIC How to: Make a bestseller book?
Yes!
Epic how to run/create a biker gang
Yeet Ostro stop spamming in every comment
Okay
Struggling huh?
Where’d you go?
We miss you Joe
It’s like it’s been forever
You taught us to control the weather
i need my monthly dose of epic how to, i will soon die. Upload or hold yourself responsible for my death forever in agony.
How to survive being homeless and how to make "Epic How To" come back for another episode
"Taking a break for the summer"
Sebastian W.
lol ikr
PLZZZZZZZZ COME BACK. THIS IS THE REASON I SUBSCRIBED IN THE FIRST PLACE :(
hes bcak
WHEN IS THE NEXT EPIC HOW TO
How to be a pornstar
The Legendary Turtle February 30th 2019
Duy Phong Do really?
How to be A Millionaire
Fat Cat... If they knew that they would not be here and make RUclips videos
He didnt say legally
u need 1 thing ,that is hard work
u need 1 thing ,that is hard work
u need 1 thing ,that is hard work
Hey man we’re u at, huh it’s only been 2 years, “only taking a Summmer break”
hes bcak
And yet the new series ain't coming cause I don't see it.
Epic How To is gone, I am writing this on July.6, 2019 at 1:10 P.M. No proper ending, no proper good byes, no more videos. Press F to pay respects.
F
F
F
Epic how to get the show to come back on lol
2020 please come back your animations and explanations are entertaining, SEASON 3 PLEASE
Epic How To Become An Assassin
How to survive in dead space/spaceship
1: you’re screwed
2: you’re screwed
3: you’re screwed
4: insert hammer joke here
?
sorry
?
@Ruffels what do you mean by that?
Epic How to survive sand holes
Wyoming asking the real question.
”Were taking a break for the summer!”
No new epic how to videos 3 years later ;(
how to: we will be back in the summer
one year later: it's still summer
Sigh, June 11 2018, still no new episodes
July 1, still nothing
This is the last episode joe confirmed it
Salad Splatoon no, he said "taking a break for the summer" that means it should have been back in the fall. Or maybe I'm just overthinking it. Maybe Joe got fired idk.
bob bob Relatively, it has been a short time. A year and a couple months is nothing compared to thousands of years!
stop
Please continue this show
AWE me you really need to bring this series back have been waiting for 3 years
It's October 10th of 2018 and there's still nothing new, that's a long summer break there Joe
Potato Juice it’s about to be may in 2 weeks 2019 and no videos..
That's a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long
Break
IT'S 2020
Punching underwater is harder than impressing Kate Upton with math skills. Instead, claw its gills and eyes. If done right, it will hurt much more than blowing a succesful punch on the sharks nose. The nosepunch stuns, does not hurt. Try it out!
Also the nose is tiny, moves around a lot and is right next to the mouth so if you miss it's game over
kennedy Patterson correct
Try it out?
Ahnaf Azim go fight a shark.
Ahnaf Azim go fight a child
All these comments moved on a year ago, but not me
Tennessean Productions me neither, I miss this show
so did they mean summer of 2018 or...?
Elina I know 😂
Till the end of summer of 2999 I guess
How to pull off a bank heist
Welcome to the FBI watch list...
They tried this, but actually found a way to do this. They didn't release the video, sure as hell you could find a credible source on the google if you typed.
Findl3y Day befire searching though, remember, control, shift, and N
Come back please for goodness sake its been almost a freaking year your videos were awesome as hell i watched you for 2 years with so much epicness. Comeback please :(
Bro come back I can’t live without my epic how to I have rewatch every one of your videos
Nursing orphans with your man parts?
My english isn't great, it's not what i fear it is, right?
Uglúk Nah, he means his man nipples but he really should've worded it better.
Thank you.
Nah man. In english Nursing orphans with your man parts means "Giving children gift of life" roughly. English is such a what they call "anomaly" language as there are no writings ever of it except Luke 2:1 2-15.
This anomaly would appear in Luke 2? Luke is written in Greek, so that won't do. Maybe you mean a specific translation of Luke?
It was just a meme b0ss,
When is the next video gonna post
Tom Karampas I know, I love these vids and I have basically seen them all
I've tried once to punch or kick in the water but it's like you're in slo motion
Damn, I’ve been waiting and he’s still not back
Every where I go, I always see his face
I miss him
Can you do a video of how to survive a terrorist attack
*may 31st 2017*
ill be back in 3-5 months guys dw
*may 31st 3014*
...
Mischa Engel lol
hes bcak
Plz bring this series back
I have a recommendation.
How to bring back Epic How To
So are you done with your vacation yet or…
Its been two years and I still miss you
I miss this series so much
Epic How To: Bring Back Joe Bereta
epic how to survive stepping on lego
BRING JOE BACK !!!
That's a long summer break
Salami_534494
Salami_terror
I NEED MORE OF THESE PLEASE COME BACK!!!
Epic how to come back after 3 years saying it was a break for just the summer
Epic how to revive a series???
How to be an Alchemist!!
I'll keep posting it until you at least address it hahahaha
King Kasper YESS
Alchemist were just the early chemists, so I guess learn chemistry and then throw in some mystic arts and rituals. Also, brush up on all those symbols, alchemists love their symbols.
brackonstudios See, at first it seems simple until you rele start thinking about it and everything ur looking into massively expands!
+Minisaurus Le Pro Most of the practices may have not been real (i.e. actually worked) but their experimentation is what gave birth to real discoveries and real fields of science. "It is alchemists who gave Europe some of its key discoveries. Alchemists discovered zinc and metallic arsenic. A German alchemist named Hennig Brand isolated phosphorus in 1669. The alchemist Johann Bottger, working for the Dresden court, stumbled on a material that allowed German workshops to make their own porcelain and break China's monopoly on one of the world's most lucrative industries." archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/03/15/good_as_gold/?page=3
"Until next time"
Last online 3 years ago
Feels
its 2019 and i’m still waiting for more of these
Bring back joe! ;( make the next video, epic how to survive the coronavirus
How to start a company,
Epic how to post video again
The wait is done brothers and sisters , Epic How To is BACK!