Destroy d4 With The Dutch Defence In 5 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @pumpkinhead4426
    @pumpkinhead4426 2 года назад +455

    Hope you get a bigger following so more people discover the joy of how "frequent" you upload.

  • @zanetruesdale8336
    @zanetruesdale8336 2 года назад +547

    Thanks dude. I used to play the Old Benoni defence and lose after 15 moves but now I have another opening and can lose after 20 moves instead!

    • @daphnegrass9579
      @daphnegrass9579 2 года назад +35

      That's the Dream.

    • @zacuddin3821
      @zacuddin3821 Год назад +11

      I hate to be that guy... So I'm not going to be that guy

    • @sutaideru1426
      @sutaideru1426 Год назад

      Z❤№2❤X

    • @jeanpaulfelix4095
      @jeanpaulfelix4095 Год назад +3

      I have been using the dutch for 6 months now. I started at exactly 1400. currently 1574 rapid.

  • @tafheem_ul_quran.with.aliakbar
    @tafheem_ul_quran.with.aliakbar 2 года назад +161

    Need more content like this. Learning chess like this is so damned fun.

  • @dannymccrea9642
    @dannymccrea9642 Год назад +38

    “You might not win, but at least it won’t be a fucking draw” those are truly words to live by

  • @kenzo6807
    @kenzo6807 2 года назад +70

    please, NEVER STOP UPLOADING!!!! your videos are insanely entertaining and helpful

  • @musculusiv4172
    @musculusiv4172 2 года назад +59

    "You'll arrive at this position 99% of the time"... In my last 100 or so blitz games white played those moves max 1 time

  • @nunyabusiness9699
    @nunyabusiness9699 2 года назад +32

    Won my first game with the Dutch defence! Thank you so much for this video!

  • @danb8606
    @danb8606 2 месяца назад +2

    You and ChessPage 1 make life worth living for, man. Love your channel, as I just found it 20mins ago. Watching your 3min vids make me feel like Neo downloading kung-fu into his brain in seconds.

  • @tuckerleavitt
    @tuckerleavitt 2 года назад +15

    The wall of text at 2:22 is hilarious

    • @juelzsantana1075
      @juelzsantana1075 6 месяцев назад +1

      i slowed down the video just to stop it at that second to read

  • @Ronin760
    @Ronin760 2 года назад +20

    Started picking up the Dutch - stumbled on to this video, and laughed my arse off. Wildly entertaining and useful. Now I have to check the rest of your channel out. I need more. Brilliant!

  • @hristotentchev
    @hristotentchev 2 года назад +47

    Your videos are so funny that I lose concentration and have to watch it again, because I can't stop laughing. "Hyper-aggressive king maneuver", ahahahhahaha :D

  • @jaimeastorga2000
    @jaimeastorga2000 2 года назад +17

    2:22
    Yes, that is Queen e7. I said it correctly, you just don't understand co-ordinates. You're failing to account for the fact that its a leap year this year, which means the co-ordinates ore di-stochastically pursed rather than parsed using a polar one:one logarithmic framework. Look, it's all quite complicated, but the bottom line is that it's pretty arrogant to think that I accidentally said "e7" instead of "c7", considering I'm the one with the fancy graphics supporting me. If that was the case, then you'd have to claim that I'm going to all this effort to type this message merely on the basis of defending a mistake that I know is a mistake, which is evidently ridiculous. In addition, the amount of effort it takes to write this would undoubtedly exceed the amount of effort required to re-record 0.3 seconds of audio, so how could it possibly be anything other than a legitimate effort to disambiguate a common misconception? Not only that, my sheer levels of self-awareness in anticipating that you may perceive this as being defensive attest further to the astonishing unlikelihood that I am trying to cover my ass for an obvious mistake. Now, I'm not saying that it is a mistake, but if it were (which it isn't), it would simply add to the charm of the video, It would serve as a little gem for my subscribers to uncover and feel as though they can perhaps one day reach the greatness possessed by their magnanimous teacher. That WOULD be the case if it were indeed a mistake, but I don't make such mistakes, and if I did, I would certainly not be so lazy as to avoid correcting them in the editing studio, and I CERTAINLY would not be so imbecilic to spend like fifteen minutes writing a paragraph that about 0.1% of the viewership will read instead of just fixing the error. Are you starting to see just how ridiculous the notion that my referring to c7 as e7 was a mistake? I could hardly make it any clearer than I have already, so you should return to the video with a renewed sense of humility and gratitude that you are able to witness this flawless (and yes, I mean literally flawless, including the characteristic of lacking errors such as confusing the letter c with the letter e) content for free. It wasn't a mistake. I'm serious. I don't have to explain myself to you. If I did, this would more than suffice as on explanation, but I don't. Why are you still reading this?

    • @darksideofdonny
      @darksideofdonny 2 года назад +3

      Should let people pause it themselves.

    • @nuclearflame3855
      @nuclearflame3855 2 года назад +1

      @@darksideofdonny I put full stops to make myself sound more meaningful. 4:55

  • @maxmccall1305
    @maxmccall1305 2 года назад +7

    These are my favorite videos, I’m so pleased you keep making them

  • @Fritzafella
    @Fritzafella Год назад +5

    These chess videos are SUPER entertaining as well as informative.

  • @alexmiller4534
    @alexmiller4534 2 года назад +9

    Leaving a comment for supra-algorithmical gains

    • @ErichTheRead
      @ErichTheRead 2 года назад

      Needlessly ambiguous partial agreement: Change my mind!

  • @tehaaronjelly5473
    @tehaaronjelly5473 Год назад +4

    How is this channel so small? This is gold.

  • @basanoniem9280
    @basanoniem9280 2 года назад +9

    This is actually genius, I win games in rapid with the Leningrad, but lose in Blitz on lower level. I started to look for arguments why I should stick to the Leningrad and this video gave all the answers. Now it´s time to study it more and practice.

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd 2 года назад +2

    I have returned to this video with a renewed sense of humility and gratitude.

  • @MadPoetNero
    @MadPoetNero Год назад +2

    You are the greatest opening teacher ever!
    Thank you so much for this

  • @CaptainFicus
    @CaptainFicus 2 месяца назад

    I’ve been looking for this exact video! The Leningrad Dutch looked like the only fun way to play against d4 lol glad to find a clear break down of how to play it

  • @thenateyoulove
    @thenateyoulove 2 года назад +1

    I don't think I've ever subscribed to a channel this quickly before

  • @armwrestlingfan6804
    @armwrestlingfan6804 2 года назад +9

    I've played a billion games and not once has anyone played the Dutch against me. NOT ONCE

  • @Korvisio
    @Korvisio 2 года назад +2

    "but at least it won't be a fucking draw" *dumb picture of Anish Giri*
    im fucking crying

  • @truegreenbeard7874
    @truegreenbeard7874 Год назад +4

    Concise informative and entertaining. Why can't all chess videos be like this. liked and subscribed.

  • @CastlesKingSide
    @CastlesKingSide 2 года назад +6

    Biggest deviation that can fuck you up as a player who has only started learning the Dutch is the Staunton Gambit 1.d4 f5 2.e4. Really easy to lose games if you have no clue how to play against it.
    Anyway, love your content, and your narration style

  • @cdorresteijn
    @cdorresteijn 2 года назад +1

    Instructions unclear. Sacrificed a rook for no reason and drew.

  • @zeinfeimrelduulthaarn7028
    @zeinfeimrelduulthaarn7028 2 года назад +9

    Your videos are a gem
    And i mean they are FLAWLESS
    Yes im part on the 0.1% and yes i just read all that text that you put 15m to type and i have no idea why i was still reading it

    • @TRSPo1ar
      @TRSPo1ar Год назад

      Me too, that dude literally said e7 instead of c7😂😂

  • @malten.4298
    @malten.4298 Год назад

    I never felt a higher sense of humility than after taking way to much time in pausing the video at the right time and reading the text at 2:22

  • @adrianswriting
    @adrianswriting 2 года назад +2

    That was brilliant! I laughed A LOT when you talked about a draw and showed a picture of Anish Giri.

  • @sandro7
    @sandro7 2 года назад +2

    how was this so incredibly entertaining but also somehow really useful

  • @superkadori
    @superkadori Год назад +3

    My man just turned a Dutch Defence into a Dutch game. Nice tutorial bro. U managed to explain 30 moves within 5 mins.

  • @AlexBanzea
    @AlexBanzea 2 года назад +2

    Legendary as always!

  • @GM_Harry
    @GM_Harry Год назад +1

    Manhattan gambit has entered the chat

  • @NothingYouHaventReadBefore
    @NothingYouHaventReadBefore Год назад +1

    That C7-E7 paragraph was really well-written!

  • @Noah1377
    @Noah1377 2 года назад +2

    I'm part of the 0.1% my magnanimous teacher

  • @dbonechis
    @dbonechis 2 года назад +2

    "But you can barely resist day drinking" bro just absolutely slaughtered a random viewer

  • @craigtimmons6907
    @craigtimmons6907 2 года назад +2

    2:10 - I spit out my drink

  • @nowshadmonishi8083
    @nowshadmonishi8083 2 года назад +2

    This is the only chess video that made me laugh like I am watching a stand up comedy show! Keep up the laughing work.

  • @zqdiac8067
    @zqdiac8067 2 года назад +2

    ur videos are sick subbed instantly

  • @rishabhpanda3768
    @rishabhpanda3768 2 года назад +7

    I hate D4 players so much. They think they are different and special or something! It's great fun to beat them. Thank you for Benko video and now this!

  • @Asim112
    @Asim112 6 месяцев назад +1

    The only defense where you see the king is officially unsafe, requires much of courage. Lol why do I have to push my pawns then immediately castle!

  • @musculusiv4172
    @musculusiv4172 2 года назад +2

    Now I want to go for this hyper aggressive king maneuver

  • @gabrielalosgarcia1511
    @gabrielalosgarcia1511 Год назад

    My family disowned me after i started playing the dutch defense, thank you!

  • @WarlpiriMan
    @WarlpiriMan Год назад

    '...and you'll be in a strong position' (picture of an over-muscled guy)--I blew coffee out my nose!

  • @Chris-vf8fe
    @Chris-vf8fe 2 года назад +1

    Holly christ this is a masterpiece.

  • @docforest4851
    @docforest4851 2 года назад

    Love your descriptions man….so funny

  • @Cornhed
    @Cornhed Год назад

    A lot of info and insults piled into 5 minutes... Excellent content!

  • @MrFineitems
    @MrFineitems 2 года назад

    Damn great video sir!.
    I think black has to be a bit looney to play the Dutch as black, or the Kings Gambit as white.
    A sardonic dark humor definitely also helps. Whenever I lose the exchange, I chuckle and simply envision the wondrous lop-sided possibilities of the newly achieved positional imbalance. A Dutch player's mantra. White: "OK, go weaken your King with 1...f5, I will expand greatly on the Queenside" Black: "I will hurl my very soul against your Kingside and stuff my pawns down your gullet".
    I do not fear the unknown. A draw is death.

  • @pokerchannel6991
    @pokerchannel6991 Год назад

    omg, the hyper aggressive multi-move king maneuver killed me. holy cow! I am dying. lol rofl

  • @rishabhpanda3768
    @rishabhpanda3768 2 года назад +6

    02:22
    Yes, that is Queen e7. I said it correctly, you just don't understand co-ordinates. You're failing to account for the fact that it's a leap year this year, which means the co-ordinates are di-stochastically parsed rather than parsed using a polar one:one logarithmic framework. Look, it's all quite complicated, but the bottom line is that it's pretty arrogant to think that I accidentally said "e7" instead of "c7", considering I'm the one with the fancy graphics supporting me. If that was the case, then you'd have to claim that I'm going to all this effort to type this message merely on the basis of defending a mistake that I know is a mistake, which is evidently ridiculous. In addition, the amount of effort it takes to write this would undoubtedly exceed the amount of effort required to re-record 0.3 seconds of audio, so how could it possibly be anything other than a legitimate effort to disambiguate a common misconception? Not only that, my sheer levels of self-awareness in anticipating that you may perceive this as being defensive attest further to the astonishing unlikelihood that I am trying to cover my ass for an obvious mistake. Now, I'm not saying that it is a mistake, but if it were (which it isn't), it would simply add to the charm of the video, it would serves as little gem for my subscribers to uncover and feel as though they can perhaps one day reach the greatness possessed by their magnanimous teacher. That WOULD be the case if it were indeed a mistake, but I don't make such mistakes, and if I did, I would certainly not be so lazy as to avoid correcting them in the editing studio, and I CERTAINLY would not be so imbecilic to spend like fifteen minutes writing a paragraph that about 0.1% of the viewership will read instead of just fixing the error. Are you starting to see just how ridiculous the notion that my referring to c7 as e7 was a mistake? I could hardly make it any clearer than I have already, so you should return to the video with a renewed sense of humility and gratitude that you are able to witness this flawless (and yes, I mean literally flawless, including the characteristics of lacking errors such as confusing the letter c with the letter e) content for free. It wasn't a mistake. I'm serious. I don't have to explain myself to you. If I did, this would more than suffice as an explanation, but I don't. Why are you still reading this?

    • @uwot8009
      @uwot8009 2 года назад

      I read it whole, do you have a problem in ur personal life?

  • @calvincox5938
    @calvincox5938 10 месяцев назад

    Are we all just skipping that little gem of comedic genius at 2:22?

  • @johnnycakeslim
    @johnnycakeslim Год назад

    Dude, I have to put your speedy tutorial into slow-mo while I sit in my handicap parking space and munch my cheezitz

  • @tanmaymehta9696
    @tanmaymehta9696 Год назад

    your content is addictive

  • @zenyatta5064
    @zenyatta5064 2 года назад +2

    is 12k sub count a bug or did I find a hidden gem

  • @malten.4298
    @malten.4298 Год назад

    2:10 very excited to try the hyper aggressive king maneuver

  • @Blueshamrock1
    @Blueshamrock1 2 года назад +2

    I agree with your feeling about d4 players. It feels like they are choking you as black and it is horrible. The Benko and Dutch offer black a chance to breathe again. Anyway that is what d4 feels like for me as black.

    • @Noober57
      @Noober57 Год назад +1

      black can't breathe
      my lawyer advises me not to elaborate further

  • @tapophobia4175
    @tapophobia4175 2 года назад +6

    I always love watching your videos as a crash course for an opening. Can you please teach the Trompowsky next?

  • @prodeg
    @prodeg Месяц назад

    bro the bell curve sent me

  • @Karl_V.
    @Karl_V. 2 года назад +1

    You can barely resist day drinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaybingham3711
    @jaybingham3711 Год назад +1

    Hyper aggressive king maneuver looked suss. But went for it and it's essentially irrefutable except maybe at SGM level. Don't take my word for it. Prove it for yourself. Brilliant stuff.

  • @MoonmusicMoon
    @MoonmusicMoon 2 года назад +5

    Instructive and funny as duck 🦆… if only all chess commentary was as good as this 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @veryhotpizza
    @veryhotpizza Год назад

    (2:22) Yes, that is Queen e7. I said it correctly, you just don't understand co-ordinates. You're failing to account for the fact that it's a leap year this year, which means the co-ordinates are di-stochastically parsed rather than parsed using a polar one:one logarithmic framework. Look, it's all quite complicated, but the bottom line is that it's pretty arrogant to think that I accidentally said "e7" instead of "c7", considering I'm the one with the fancy graphics supporting me. If that was the case, then you'd have to claim that I'm going to all this effort to type this message merely on the basis of defending a mistake that I know is a mistake, which is evidently ridiculous. In addition, the amount of effort it takes to write this would undoubtedly exceed the amount of effort required to re-record 0.3 seconds of audio, so how could it possibly be anything other than a legitimate effort to disambiguate a common misconception? Not only that, my sheer levels of self-awareness in anticipating that you may perceive this as being defensive attest further to the astonishing unlikelihood that I am trying to cover my ass for an obvious mistake. Now, I'm not saying that it is a mistake, but if it were (which it isn't), it would simply add to the charm of the video, it would serve as a little gem for my subscribers to uncover and feel as though they can perhaps one day reach the greatness possessed by their magnanimous teacher. That WOULD be the case if it were indeed a mistake, but I don't make such mistakes, and if I did, I would certainly not be so lazy as to avoid correcting them in the editing studio, and I CERTAINLY would not be so imbecilic to spend like fifteen minutes writing a paragraph that about 0.1% of the viewership will read instead of just fixing the error. Are you starting to see just how ridiculous the notion that my referring to c7 as e7 was a mistake? I could hardly make it any clearer than I have already, so you should return to the video with a renewed sense of humility and gratitude that you are able to witness this flawless (and yes, I mean literally flawless, including the characteristic of lacking errors such as confusing the letter c with the letter e) content for free. It wasn't a mistake. I'm serious. I don't have to explain myself to you. If I did, this would more than suffice as an explanation, but I don't. Why are you still reading this?

  • @favianaustinborja242
    @favianaustinborja242 2 года назад

    I'm just disappointed how I didnt find this channel sooner 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

  • @Dremain544
    @Dremain544 Год назад

    Instruction unclear, now my king is at a7 on the 20th move in the game.

  • @kimbella66
    @kimbella66 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the excellent video. I appreciate it!

  • @andytuttle8808
    @andytuttle8808 Год назад

    That’s funniest chess video I’ve ever seen. And full of tips too. Magic. I’m even inspired to start an unnecessary argument in the comments to boost the algorithm for you. Cheers.

  • @pawn4562
    @pawn4562 2 года назад +1

    The Alekhine's Defence is a great asymmetrical opening!

  • @Isaac-bb3pj
    @Isaac-bb3pj 2 года назад +2

    Did anyone else hear c7 instead of e7 or just me? Ben doesn't make mistakes after all...

  • @philiproschactor
    @philiproschactor 2 года назад +1

    Informative and superlatively hilarious. I hereby award Ben S Chess a gold medal for Monumental Hilarity 👏😄

  • @smilerjon3670
    @smilerjon3670 Год назад

    LMAO😂. “prostrate exam on a roller coaster”. Had to rewind after hearing that, as couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @cydonyn
    @cydonyn 2 года назад +1

    I just kind of want to hear your description of king's gambit. Idk

  • @ianrhys
    @ianrhys 2 года назад +2

    10 to the power of 123 of chess combos and you just make one vid every leap year?

  • @musicnade9698
    @musicnade9698 Год назад +1

    nice content dude. Just stopped by watching this during online exam and got a solid D

  • @QK5364
    @QK5364 Год назад

    diversion 3 being the staunton gambit which is just a longer line of moves but is equal

  • @timurradman3999
    @timurradman3999 2 года назад

    I adore that video style 😂❤️
    I just find the opening unnecessarily confusing and breaking lots of principles that I myself don't always manage to follow :)

  • @fandastruhal5231
    @fandastruhal5231 2 года назад +1

    Perfect video , OK Ben..😀😀

  • @lecroixboi9821
    @lecroixboi9821 Год назад

    no one prepared me for white second move of queen e3

  • @helloolllom
    @helloolllom 3 месяца назад

    Is it bad that my opponent don't even play the auto pilot maneuvers

  • @chesspaws
    @chesspaws Год назад

    Stereo VO. Silky smooth.

  • @sammy-7105
    @sammy-7105 Год назад

    I read the entire paragraph in the middle of the video *sigh*

  • @davewright8206
    @davewright8206 7 месяцев назад

    this was so (pepsi cola`d up ) mental im gonna have to watch it again for the chess bits

  • @Killtherobotsays
    @Killtherobotsays Год назад

    I didn’t even notice the mistake

  • @krishvasa7644
    @krishvasa7644 2 года назад

    He's back!!!

  • @tomsstyle9163
    @tomsstyle9163 2 года назад +1

    So when Will you stream on RUclips?

  • @Torva.Messor
    @Torva.Messor 3 месяца назад

    2:23 goddammit I read this stupid ahh message but I didn't even care and just thought you would put the theory behind that move into the background

  • @pastorofmuppets4552
    @pastorofmuppets4552 2 года назад

    Nothing says “I have a plan” more than the Dutch.

    • @soldier_gaming_tf2
      @soldier_gaming_tf2 Год назад

      yes, and then everything is not going according the plan

  • @oschwald9784
    @oschwald9784 4 месяца назад

    And remember guys, him saying e7 instead of c7 was NOT a mistake.

  • @AdultChessImprover
    @AdultChessImprover Год назад

    I like you approach to playing with black. Did you plan to make a video about Alekhine defense?

  • @SaugaSen
    @SaugaSen 2 года назад

    W VIDEO.. TRYING OUT THIS DUTCH AGAINST D4 NOW. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS SORT OF QGD I GUESS IDK.

  • @soldier_gaming_tf2
    @soldier_gaming_tf2 Год назад

    ahhh yes, "I have a plan Opening"

  • @edwardrobinson2503
    @edwardrobinson2503 Год назад +1

    you"re funny as hell man

  • @enoleiflow7507
    @enoleiflow7507 2 года назад +3

    Unnecessary argument for algorithm stimulation purposes.

    • @benschess
      @benschess  2 года назад +3

      I disagree emphatically

  • @jaredjaree
    @jaredjaree 2 года назад

    Dang underrated chess yt just keep going at it if u can want to see more vidd hahs

  • @noon7866
    @noon7866 2 года назад +1

    Yes, that is Queen e7. I said it correctly, you just don't understand co-ordinates. You're failing to account for the fact that it's a leap year this year, which means the co-ordinates are
    di-stochastically parsed rather than parsed using a polar one:one logarithmic framework. Look, it's all quite complicated, but the bottom line is that it's pretty arrogant to think that !
    accidentally said *e7" instead of "c7*, considering I'm the one with the fancy graphics supporting me. If that was the case, then you'd have to claim that I'm going to all this effort to
    type this message merely on the basis of defending a mistake that I know is a mistake, which is evidently ridiculous. In addition, the amount of effort it takes to write this would
    undoubtedly exceed the amount of effort required to re-record 0.3 seconds of audio, so how could it possibly be anything other than a legitimate effort to disambiguate a common
    misconception? Not only that, my sheer levels of self-awareness in anticipating that you may perceive this as being defensive attest further to the astonishing unlikelihood that I am
    trying to cover my ass for an obvious mistake, Now, I'm not saying that it is a mistake, but if it were (which it isn't), it would simply add to the charm of the video, it would serve as a
    little gem for my subscribers to uncover and feel as though they can perhaps one day reach the greatness possessed by their magnanimous teacher. That WOULD be the case if it
    were indeed a mistake, but I don't make such mistakes, and if I did, I would certainly not be so lazy as to avoid correcting them in the editing studio, and I CERTAINLY would not be so
    imbecilic to spend like fifteen minutes writing a paragraph that about 0.1% of the viewership will read instead of just fixing the error. Are you starting to see just how ridiculous the
    notion that my referring to c7 as e7 was a mistake? I could hardly make it any clearer than 1 have already, so you should return to the video with a renewed sense of humility and
    gratitude that you are able to witness this flawless (and yes, I mean literally flawless, including the characteristic of lacking errors such as confusing the letter c with the letter e)
    content for free. It wasn't a mistake. I'm serious. I don't have to explain myself to you. If I did, this would more than suffice as an explanation, but I don't. Why are you still reading this?

  • @T16650
    @T16650 2 года назад

    Thank you!! Could you make a video on the Smith Morra? 🙏

  • @enricofischer1330
    @enricofischer1330 2 года назад

    Best explanation on the dutch

  • @harleykf1
    @harleykf1 2 года назад +1

    What do you do after 1.d4 f5 2. e4? This is the whole reason I stopped playing the Dutch.

  • @blackmirroxx
    @blackmirroxx 2 года назад

    Awesome tactical opening

  • @trevorbuterbaugh8692
    @trevorbuterbaugh8692 Год назад

    What do I do if my opponent has never seen f5 and just continues to do their london

  • @adama3325
    @adama3325 2 года назад +1

    Love your videos! Although technically isn’t this the leningrad Dutch (as opposed to the pure classical Dutch)?

    • @Couch-potatoE
      @Couch-potatoE 2 года назад

      Yes, this variation is the Leningrad