I wouldn’t want John Paul Jones to be the Bachelor because I don’t want him to be stuck with a bunch of drama filled immature 20 year old women. Plus I don’t want him to make a dumb mistake and everyone hate him like Clayton Echards.
I’ve never watched the Bachelor, and I didn’t know who John Paul Jones was until about 10 minutes ago, but I would gladly jump into an active volcano if he asked me to.
During the revolutionary war, an American naval Captain named John Paul Jones raided the British isles with like a tiny ship against the British Navy and was basically a legend. I think this man has embodied his legendary spirit.
@TheGhost i actually believe that was real and i dont believe any part of reality tv is real but this dude is 1 in a million as far as reality show contestants go.... people are genuinely laughing and reacting and you can see it...
ElijahProto Honestly, Fabio has consistently been nice throughout the show. Idk what happened with JPJ’s personality when he returned, but he had some moments where he was kind of a jerk. Therefore, Fabio deserves the best boi award.
@@chanelyoung9943 lol the opportunity presented itself n couldnt pass it up, especially when theres nuggets involved 😛you fine tho btw. Bachelorette potential 😊
He just radiates chaotic energy lmao
I Love Him!!!
Lmao, I kinda stan 😂😂😂
@@graceeeess who hurt you
Must be an Aries
@@graceeeess LoL hE tOtaLLy mUst bE aN aRieS!!! YoU kNoW hOw zODiaC SiGnS ArE tOtaLLy rEaL!!! LoLOlOloL!!!
John Paul Jones is literally the spirt of a golden retriever in a human body
Amelia Bach nOoOoOOoOOOOOOo, he really is 😂😂
LITERALLY 😂👏
lmaooo fr
Amelia Bach YES
Real life Mr. peanutbutter
WHEN HIS OCCUPATION IS JUST *JOHN PAUL JONES*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICEDDDD LMAOOOOO
Should have been a captain of the US Navy
@@juliomiguelgamba2119 did he make those British wish that they were on dry land?
@@pleasehelp2446 yes, and he helped set America free
@@Amigafur I'm glad someone got that reference
he sounds like a surfer dude but acts like quirky teenage girl and I love him
Madelyn Hajovsky perfect combo
He's also sooo intelligent.
This guy's energy and vibe is another level. I don't think it's possible to dislike him.
James Alvarado, apparently Tayshia found something to dislike about him.
the very definition of a dude bro
As soon as he introduced himself I would have been like this is my soulmate
Wouldnt need to meet ANYBODY else. Just lets go. End the show. Lol
Literally tho😂
Same
Find him!!!
it’s so satisfying to be the like that adds the .1K to the comments 🤤
he's more interested in his bro's than the bachelorette
I say that's a win in my book
Bros before hoes
brochelorette
based king
Love this guy
is this a golden retriever that asked as a christmas wish to be transformed into a human?
Someone should make this into a movie and cast John Paul Jones
Dude this is so on point
I CHOKED
accurate
I can't believe how accurate this comment is
"My name is John Paul Jones, My friends call me John Paul Jones, so you can call me John Paul Jones"
I think he prefers you calling him John Paul Jones instead
So she is instantly in his friendzone right?
And the girls still like ok jean paul jems
He's Forrest Gump in a surfer dudes' body
Friend zoned himself lol
He sounds like a teenager trying to make his voice deeper
You haven't heard Joseph Gordon levit then 😂
@@JTPCovers i love him. He is my fave actor. I heard he is packing as welll
@@lanacastillo49 🌚
John Ortiz the tik tok trend that has been going on
He sounds like Andy biersack
He's basically the quirky boy next door from every romance novel I read when I was 13
I can't believe he's actually real
OMG he isss 😂😂😂😂😂
Leave Zachary Michael alone lmao
1k likes
Is anything real?
He's not. It's a role
*john paul jones does literally anything *
[everybody liked that]
*establishes a fascist empire*
@@wat9834 [everyone must like that]
@@wat9834Not a one an possiblity. Inlcuding me.
“my palms are sweaty”
my last braincell: mOmS sPaGeHtTi
yo.
hahahaha same here
Tanner Emet it’s a joke dude lol
This is great
Vomit on his sweater already
did he really put his job as john paul jones 🤣
I think it was trolling from the producers which, in my opinion, makes it even funnier
John Paul Jones being John Paul Jones is a Full Time Job
Yaaas queen
I'm a straight male but I would marry john Paul Jones
It's only gay if your balls touch
i'm a lesbian and i would marry john paul jones. everyone would marry john paul jones, the man, the myth, the meme
You ain’t straight then
for the memes my dude
@@LynnGunnels more like no hetero
He’s so effortlessly perfect I think that’s why everyone likes him. He doesn’t even look like he’s trying it just comes natural to him
majestic movement you literally just hate him, don’t you? Why even watch this video if you’re just gonna leave hate comments?
People like him?! He's creepy as fuck
@@espositolne How is he “creepy” exactly? He’s just a funny guy 🤷♀️
"I'm John Paul Jones"
*panties gone, wedding planned*
Tommy gibstain LMAO that’s so rude but I still laughed cus I thought the same thing😂😂😂😂😂 MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHY OH GOD OH FUCK
What are you doing here girl hahhahaha
Wow y’all rude as fuck, why can’t y’all just be good people lol
Wa Luigee giddy up
@Tommy gibstain Her hair is pretty out there but otherwise she's pretty cute
Just FYI :his name is John Paul Jones, his friends call him John Paul Jones, so we can call him John Paul Jones 👁️👄👁️
He's from Lantham,MD Fourth mins from my h ouse!
I'm sorry what was his name again I didn't catch that
👁 👁
👃
👄
People that call him JPJ or just John Paul are committing heresy and need to be hanged
What about daddy
"Do *not* talk about yourself like that, JPJ."
"Uh, don't tell me what to do, Hannah."
I feel something for him that I have never felt before
I strangely relate to that so much
It’s called second hand embarrassment
@@savannat4921 😂😂😂
Yeah dick hard without viagra
Utter disdain
him saying yass queen in different tones is hilarious lmaooooo
ma nizzle yAaAs qUeEn
Wait when does he say yas Queen?
Boltzie H3X 8:03
When he said _”yasss kween”_ I felt that
Sis Tea I died when he was practicing saying yas queen
Renee Lubke IKR but when he accepted the rose and said _”yasss kween”_
I ugly laughed
When??
@@DraconianNyx sorry I’m a year late but it’s at 8:03
john paul jones for bachelor 2020 PLEASE THATD BE SO FUNNY HA
It really would!! 😂
itd be the FREAKING BEST SEASON
I don't think someone that's in Paradise can be the Bachelor/ Bachelorette
@@Chloe.Miller21 Not true, Nick was
@@RR-dq1bi same w/ Colton
He’s basically the turtle from Finding Nemo.
Yh haha
E W.S. U nailed it
Yeees
What is this? A crossover episode?
Crush my dude
WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED WHEN HIS NAME SHOWS UP HIS CAREER IS “john paul jones” LMAOO
Also MD LOL
This guy is so simple, yet he’s not like an airhead. One of a kind
Emily Paltarzhytskaya he’s a simple kind of man
Kompa moj
@@lilstinker7361 a simpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kiiiiiiiind of
He’s a himbo
It’s amazing that he exists!!!
I am 2 years older than him but I want to be John Paul Jones when I grow up.
Nate Grenko he just makes me want to be happy even if everything is bad ya know?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
"Don't tell me what to do, hannah" This is the funniest line ever.
He dumb
@@professorsereno its his act lol I bet he is smarter than most of those guys irl
Nah fr, he’s the only reason I started watching BAP it was literally after seeing this video😂
it’s 2am I have no idea who John Paul Jones is or how I got here but I would gladly lay down my life for this man
this is ME
Same but it’s 4am
Same but it's 2am a month later
Aysha it would be an honor
fucking
3 am
“john paul jones, will you accept this rose?”
“yaaaaaas queen.”
*when i tell you i died*
Rainbow Diamond 😂
I read this exactly when the video played it 😂
😂
the fact that they got him practicing that response is gold
This guy must have maxed out his charisma stats
If he introduced himself as John Paul John’s to me if I was in Hannah’s position it would be over for the other guys
Samira Ahmed frrrr
jones
Literally just end the show there.
Jones*
Himself*
the fan is SCARY as hell with the scissors and she really did that on national television lmaoooo
Kim Jynee it seems so staged, but yes pretty psycho
She was mic’d it had to be staged
It was definitely staged because the shirt she was wearing and that she had scissors
It was Definetly staged tho
i thought i was the only dude creeped out
Not sure who John Paul Jones is. But NOT dissapointed that this was suggested.
I know right same here
He went on the bachelorette a few years ago
@@youdontknowme2913 dope pfp
Same.
I just wandered in here not knowing who he is, but he seems really nice. 💖😁
Hahahaha this
I feel like he’s the only one who understands the Bachelor
A true showman
He IS the bachelor
This could ACTUALLY be true.. Lmao
Aside from Chad, that man just shit on all the guys and over the concept of the show the whole time it was hilarious. Realest dude there was.
I wouldn’t want John Paul Jones to be the Bachelor because I don’t want him to be stuck with a bunch of drama filled immature 20 year old women. Plus I don’t want him to make a dumb mistake and everyone hate him like Clayton Echards.
Why his voice sounds like he drinks oil instead of water
Why is that so accurate?
His voice is like a high quality whiskey
Because he’s John Paul Jones
💀
Especially at 2:05 LMAO I can't stop laughing
I’ve never watched the Bachelor, and I didn’t know who John Paul Jones was until about 10 minutes ago, but I would gladly jump into an active volcano if he asked me to.
This guy has godlike charisma and charm in a abstract kind of way.
any good looking guy will have some charisma to him automatically
The first scene of this compilation I thought he was gonna be super cringey and unwatchable but by the end I was smiling ear to ear
Apollo is that you? John Paul Jones is apollos human form.
It kinda is cringe but it's so much of it he makes it normal. I wanna live like this guy, he just doesn't care.
he’s confident af & unapologetic. it’s impressive.
I didn't realize that Owen Wilson and Heath Ledger had a son together
Lover not a hater More like Stiffler
oh yeaaah
River Phoenix
He looks more like River Phoenix though
My thought exactly!!!
“Nuggets for everybody!”
*SCREAMING LIKE OPRAH ON CHRISTMAS*
dude literally threw chicken nuggets in a crowd
I love him
And by God, we loved him for it
God couldn't make chickens fly. So he made *John Paul Jones* 👌😂
JPJ: *Talks poorly about himself*
Girl: Do not talk about yourself that way :(
JPJ: Don’t tell me what to do 😌✋🏻
Andrea _yaas queen_
My man
A true idol
Andrea I’m literally JPJ
Lol
I feel like giving him a big pat in the head and telling him he's a good boy, he's the bestest boy of them all
I like that he didn’t have any gimmick during the intro, he just said his name
That was the gimmick XD
I love John Paul jones ,I think he’s the most iconic person ever 😂
lizzie obregon and Mike
Same! I kinda love the crazy 😂😂😂
Ya him and Corrine, she was pretty fucking iconic 😂
This is John Paul Jones’ world, we’re just living in it 🤷🏼♀️
John Paul Jones being iconic for 24 years straight
Catherine Foy
First reply 🤟🏻
Him being a supportive sister during the contest was everything I’d ever want out of a girlfriend
As a straight woman, I want him as my girlfriend too
During the revolutionary war, an American naval Captain named John Paul Jones raided the British isles with like a tiny ship against the British Navy and was basically a legend. I think this man has embodied his legendary spirit.
Looking for this comment!
That’s so cool
Me: Why is this in my recommended?
Me after watching the video: I love you John Paul Jones
LMAO same sizt!
Same
same i’m like who tf is this john paul jones man
now i’m like “i need to find him. we are soulmates”
samee
omg same
name: John Paul Jones
occupation: John Paul Jones
Me
Being John Paul Jones is a full time job
His job is “John Paul Jones” BAIDBJSIANSJSOAJWJ
I JUST noticed that lmfaoooo
THIS GIRL BROUGHT SCISSORS SHE DID NOT HESITATE TO DO WHAT SHE WENT THERE TO DO
@@d-rockanomaly9243 she's mic'd up so it was definitely planned
@@d-rockanomaly9243 It was staged but I have no doubt that she asked if she could and they got JPJ's consent as well. So either way, nice moment.
Hope it was staged because jesus they just let her walk up to him with a weapon
Tim Evans it was staged you fucking moron
is his occupation seriously "John Paul Jones"
I'm dead
Isabel Friedrichs he works at John Paul Jones.
Being JPJ is a full time job, queeenn
This is a man with the personality of a loyal dog that instantly likes everyone it meets
he looks like all three of the dads from ‘mamma mia: here we go again’ rolled into one
freyski underrated comment!!
THIS IS SO TRUE I'M GOING TO CRY
This comment KILLER ME
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao true that
freyski can't wait till he meets donna
JPJ: "There's more to me than my playful side"
JPJ in the same sentence: "Here cut some of my hair"
“My name is John Paul Jones. My friends call me Paul John Jones. So you can call John Bones Jones.” - Jon “Cocaine” Jones
Never knew him until five minutes ago, but I've already concluded that absolutely nobody deserves him.
except trash
But me
Kenedy Walsh gonna take him away lmao 😂😂😂
@@Memory2k2 its Kennedy Walsh
Only john paul Jones deserves john paul Jones
I liked him the first night because he looks like heath ledgers long lost baby bro
holy shit you're right
lol I just commented that too! It's uncanny
He also looks like River Phoenix
My first thought
yes finally someone saw it
Me: *is a lesbian who has never watched the bachelorette*
John Paul Jones: *exists*
Me: yas queen WWJPJD
Literally me
Random girl from audience cuts a piece of his hair off so she can keep it
JPJ: "Thank you. You're too kind. I appreciate it"
Omg i dont think I’ve ever laughed that hard before
OMGG AAAAAAH YESSS😂
She going to clone him
@TheGhost i actually believe that was real and i dont believe any part of reality tv is real but this dude is 1 in a million as far as reality show contestants go.... people are genuinely laughing and reacting and you can see it...
HAHAHAH
This dude is the *literal best embodiment of California.*
I guess I am moving to California then
He’s from Maryland
Lmao! He’s from Maryland. They can keep his wannabe West Coast personality.
Fabio: allow me to introduce myself
ElijahProto Honestly, Fabio has consistently been nice throughout the show. Idk what happened with JPJ’s personality when he returned, but he had some moments where he was kind of a jerk. Therefore, Fabio deserves the best boi award.
this is crackhead energy at it’s purest.
It would be refreshing to have him as the next Bachelor!
Bcdf 1930 lol that would be so funny!
Ugh yes pls
Right! He's young, funny and has a good attitude
omg yes finally a bachelor with a sense of humor
Bcdf 1930 it would be soo fun and amazing if he could actually find someone (at least to date). Would be interesting to see his serious side
He looks and sounds like prince charming from Shrek 2
No he doesn't
he does lol and i’ve always said prince charming deserved better he’s a cutie who did nothing wrong
Yeah but he is kinda like puss and donkey
This is irrelevant to your comment. But I just wanna say I love your profile pic.
+
okay but he’s actually very attractive
The woman with the shirt at the MTA was so cringey though but he handled it so well
Louise Louise i know, i was like, “that’s weird”
definitely staged though
Oml that woman creepy
She was cute tho
Jo wake up guys this was scripted wtf
we need a reality show with just John Paul Jones
Parker Scott Beats yes, 100% yes
JPJ FOR THE NEXT BACHELOR
I'd watch that and all I have seen of him is this video lol
i really hope he’s a really genuine kind-hearted person whether he is on-screen or off-screen!!
From a couple comments I've seen, apparently he is
Why was this in my recommends?
-watches video-
Oh THAT's why.
Lol same i dont even watch this
*falls in love*
HAHAHAH ME TO... FML
me before clicking on the video:
who tf is John Paul Jones?
me now: long live JPJ
Tærte G literally same
Tærte G same
Random audience member : I love you John Paul Jones !
JPJ : And I love you random citizen!
he has that lovable crackhead aura we all wish we were powerful enough to possess
edit: thanks for the likes love u all :)
New life goal: become a crackhead (energy person)
wow now i feel proud of my crackhead energy/humor
So gorg
I am sure that he is one of the Hemsworths. He has to be.
I thought the same LOOL.
Exactly, had the same thought
He is the American Hemsworth
no hes j o h n p a u l j o n e s
Exactly
He'd be like such a fun dude to hang out with
Me: *Has never even heard of John Paul Jones*
Also me: *I will protect him with my life*
SAAAME QUEEN
Dude same I hate this show so much but I would give up my life for John Paul Jones
@@avag1334 tf
Girl: *“Jean Paul Jones, will you accept this rose?”*
Jean Paul Jones: *”YaSss QuEen”*
John*
fucking Jean omg
J e a n
omg lol
🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂
Mate what..I never heard of this dude before but I wanna marry him rn
Manic pixie dream boy
Perfect.
yuupppp
As a lesbian John Paul Jones is the one exception for me. We Stan JPJ in this household
thefamouscommenter SAME
He’s got a lot of feminine energy
Ew
@@aegyobot1923 ew yourself, homophobe.
@@thefamouscommenter im not scared of gays im disgusted by them
me 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago: why is this in my recommendation?
me right now: John Paul Jones
John Paul Jones is the definition of chaotic good
My favorite is when he’s shaking the baby and you hear Hannah scream “WHAT IS JOHN-“ 😭
Baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me
no more
Chika Ezeigbo I cant describe how much I love this comment
It is said that when John Paul Jones hugs one woman, one hundred more are instantly impregnated.
“Don’t tell me what to do Hannah” absolute king
I refuse to believe that this is an actual real living human being
Cuz he is a golden retriever dog. Thats why
His co-stars on Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise said that is pure him.
he’s everyone i’ve ever wanted to marry
Perfect taste!
I wish someone looked at me the way JPJ looks at chicken nuggets...
I would let him eat all of my chicken nuggets
I bet you have nice nuggets 😛
nick ladeeda THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
@@chanelyoung9943 lol the opportunity presented itself n couldnt pass it up, especially when theres nuggets involved 😛you fine tho btw. Bachelorette potential 😊
WOAHHHHH
nick ladeeda nigga stop
He’s such a sweetheart and so cool. He’s always feeling himself, love him
He is too perfect wtf, if I was on the show it would be over in one episode bc I’d pick him right after he introduces himself.
LPempty I’d be like, sorry everyone. Y’all can go home cuz I found the ONE!!!
no one:
no one at all:
not even the chicken nuggets:
John Paul Jones: YAAASS QUEEN
Maryam Alavi lmaoooooo
Yes even the chicken nuggets
This guy is like the kind if person I would actually watch reality TV for.
He’s like a long lost hemsworth brother
BRO HE DOOOOO
EXACTLY, ON POINT.
As a Aussie I agree 😁🏄
L-O-V-E him. Miss him. Wish he was on longer.
Anna Serrano we get to see him again for bachelor in paradise soon!
@@DottieMinerva im so excited!!
Why did I read this in a trump accent lmao
Nothing will ever make me feel the way he did, supreme television.
*Hannah:* John Paul Jones, do you accept this Rose?
*JPJ:*💕 *YASSSS QUEEN* 👸
JPJ: *says literally anything*
every girl in America: oHHmmyyyfuckinggodgetmepregnant
Oh not just America sis - mid-European gal here
It’s not just women.
@@openhearts5000 what is mid european?
Generations keep getting dumber and I profit from you, know your place bitch.
HatOfTricks What is your comment referring to? Specifically “I profit from you” and “know your place bitch.” :)
when he said john paul jones... i felt that
does he remind anyone else of Heath Ledger?
Looks like his little brother or something
Me 🙋♂️, especially the hair
I was about to comment this!!
Why so jean paul jones ?
definitely, super similar jaw line and mouth