jake gyllenhaal being chaotic on talk shows for 7 minutes straight

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июл 2019
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  • @volcaniccash
    @volcaniccash 4 года назад +22254

    jake gyllenhaal making people 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙 for 7 minutes straight

    • @cinna8474
      @cinna8474 4 года назад +263

      BITE WEHRE I BIT STPHEN

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +6

      More like laugh

    • @abby9831
      @abby9831 4 года назад +93

      *B I T E W H E R E I B I T*

    • @rdfm1549
      @rdfm1549 4 года назад +161

      Except for Ellen, she seems to put the fear of god in him

    • @passetmemorrii9315
      @passetmemorrii9315 4 года назад +120

      Jake gyllenhaal hitting a button ferociously as Ellen cries in agony

  • @Rachel-op4kn
    @Rachel-op4kn 4 года назад +9839

    this mans sheer DISTRESS when talking about his halloween costume, it was like watching a soldier experience PTSD

    • @isabellaadad
      @isabellaadad 4 года назад +76

      Rachel thanks for this comment because i literally didn’t know what he was talking about 😂

    • @calvinmorgan7444
      @calvinmorgan7444 4 года назад +24

      That whole Jarhead thing was on purpose right?

    • @tjjackson242
      @tjjackson242 4 года назад +2

      Nigga what?

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ 4 года назад +8

      It just kept getting worse lol i lived every second

    • @saganpetrsmith
      @saganpetrsmith 4 года назад +17

      I D O N T K N O W

  • @callmekit87
    @callmekit87 3 года назад +10799

    I love how Jake gives Ellen just as much of a hard time as she does to everyone that goes on her show

    • @sabatsilosani240
      @sabatsilosani240 3 года назад +495

      I think he did that on purpose

    • @leche-y-pan
      @leche-y-pan 3 года назад +270

      As anyone should ✨

    • @SiriusMogul
      @SiriusMogul 3 года назад +7

      @@sabatsilosani240 no you don't say I thought it was accidental -_- captain obvious

    • @sabatsilosani240
      @sabatsilosani240 3 года назад +6

      @@SiriusMogul k

    • @anabueno7811
      @anabueno7811 3 года назад +74

      AS HE SHOULD

  • @jojo-he5gj
    @jojo-he5gj 3 года назад +13800

    There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.

    • @Andrears
      @Andrears 3 года назад +213

      Omg I was just thinking the same thing

    • @internetwarcriminal4004
      @internetwarcriminal4004 3 года назад +123

      F*CK YES someone said it . Omg I can't believe it

    • @ogatatsumi8594
      @ogatatsumi8594 3 года назад +17

      They have been

    • @internetwarcriminal4004
      @internetwarcriminal4004 3 года назад +22

      @@ogatatsumi8594 ooohh where I never saw them together tho🤔

    • @scrappy1416
      @scrappy1416 3 года назад +71

      Batman and Mysterio in the same room? Yeah the universe would definitely implode if that happened.

  • @pigreenk07
    @pigreenk07 4 года назад +4455

    Jimmy Fallon can’t match his energy but he can thrive in it. Steven Colbert feels THREATENED

    • @kaelynpedone194
      @kaelynpedone194 4 года назад +159

      and Ellen seems to hate it

    • @cinna8474
      @cinna8474 4 года назад +23

      stephen colbert is a KNOWN germaphobe. And Ellen definitely looks like she HHHHHHAAAAAYYYYYYYYTTTEEEESSSSS IT

    • @somanico
      @somanico 4 года назад +41

      Conan and Jake are like a match made in heaven

    • @donghyucksmom2413
      @donghyucksmom2413 4 года назад +8

      @@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol

    • @jaguarchampion
      @jaguarchampion 3 года назад +1

      And Seth is just terrified.

  • @lyne6687
    @lyne6687 4 года назад +9159

    these talk show hosts look like babysitters desperately trying to make small talk with a child who's high on sugar

  • @Samantha-xl5wl
    @Samantha-xl5wl 4 года назад +3354

    jake: BITEWHEREIBIT
    stephen: 👁👄👁

  • @NoWayItsSeph
    @NoWayItsSeph 4 года назад +7269

    Therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
    Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: *exists*

    • @aprvurmom
      @aprvurmom 4 года назад +45

      Reject Cosplays he still daddy tho

    • @venlavisbieli6572
      @venlavisbieli6572 4 года назад +11

      I cracked up at this one

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice 4 года назад +1

      Bruh moment

    • @4_never_sane
      @4_never_sane 3 года назад +12

      I laughed so hard my dog litteraly got out of the room to go see my mom

    • @arnavdhage8186
      @arnavdhage8186 3 года назад +5

      You clearly haven’t seen End Of Watch lol

  • @rebeccaedkins9987
    @rebeccaedkins9987 4 года назад +14290

    I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.

    • @lazypaw7448
      @lazypaw7448 4 года назад +558

      Sounds chaotic what if it's all of those. Happens.

    • @Izzayroach
      @Izzayroach 4 года назад +67

      Yes

    • @rebeccaedkins9987
      @rebeccaedkins9987 4 года назад +30

      @@Izzayroach honestly mood at the moment

    • @rebeccaedkins9987
      @rebeccaedkins9987 4 года назад +6

      @@lazypaw7448 that's actually probably true.

    • @mariabp11
      @mariabp11 4 года назад +3

      def the latter

  • @mr.oxigenwaster2047
    @mr.oxigenwaster2047 4 года назад +7052

    Jake Gyllenhaal is what happens when the funny kid drinks 5 monster energy drinks at once.

    • @coolgirl3580
      @coolgirl3580 4 года назад +86

      _wait why is this so accurate_

    • @martimalmeida1078
      @martimalmeida1078 3 года назад +21

      He fell inside of one of the machines at the monster factory

    • @danielissel6349
      @danielissel6349 3 года назад

      No, the kid would die

  • @linakillaa4629
    @linakillaa4629 4 года назад +12355

    consider this: jake gyllenhaal and joaquin phoenix in a room for an hour

    • @ermka26
      @ermka26 4 года назад +865

      bro someone's gonna die at the end

    • @ryannpoland6852
      @ryannpoland6852 4 года назад +266

      A dream that I could only wish to come true

    • @-lee7867
      @-lee7867 4 года назад +9

      fucj

    • @DonMutley
      @DonMutley 4 года назад +11

      yes please

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 года назад +47

      They filmed Sister Brothers together

  • @empress9554
    @empress9554 4 года назад +5103

    This should be called “Jake Gyllenhaal abusing Jimmy Fallon for nearly 7 minutes, interrupted by chaotic talk show moments.”

    • @ramaabapat
      @ramaabapat 3 года назад +8

      How does this have so many likes and no comments 😂

    • @empress9554
      @empress9554 3 года назад +3

      Magack

    • @lilly-ee2sp
      @lilly-ee2sp 3 года назад +10

      @@ramaabapat we've been left speechless

    • @NetCerpher
      @NetCerpher 8 месяцев назад

      @@ramaabapatthis is a generational thing

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 4 года назад +16947

    Therapist: Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Jake Gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁

    • @jaylenconnors7775
      @jaylenconnors7775 4 года назад +53

      Twenty Paphonies how are you everywhere wtf

    • @jonesOtr
      @jonesOtr 4 года назад +90

      @@jaylenconnors7775 well there's 20 of them

    • @jaylenconnors7775
      @jaylenconnors7775 4 года назад +27

      Jones kamacho I actually choked😂

    • @bidiscourse1447
      @bidiscourse1447 4 года назад +10

      @@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂

    • @sycl0ps
      @sycl0ps 4 года назад +4

      Twenty Paphonies ive been seeing you everywhere

  • @gnometime
    @gnometime 4 года назад +9002

    BITE WHERE I BIT

    • @marjechevarez790
      @marjechevarez790 4 года назад +231

      he is such a weirdo lmao 😂 look at colberts face 😂

    • @jimmymontoya4458
      @jimmymontoya4458 4 года назад +61

      Excuse me? 😂😂😂

    • @CecesCloset22
      @CecesCloset22 4 года назад +35

      I'm actually crying OMG

    • @Sumi2379
      @Sumi2379 4 года назад +18

      He’s an actual crackhead 😂😂😂

    • @Inanedata
      @Inanedata 4 года назад +35

      This is the one that made me lose my shit

  • @bullypopful
    @bullypopful 3 года назад +2781

    "Bite where I bit" It takes a special kind of person to instinctively say that without hesitation

    • @latifa762
      @latifa762 3 года назад +125

      honestly this part killed me

    • @supakawaii69
      @supakawaii69 2 года назад +73

      The way that that cut immediately after I could talk about this scene all day

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 2 года назад +21

      Stephen was just like O.o

    • @ling_a_bling
      @ling_a_bling 2 года назад +6

      he's always so straight-forward and flirty 😭

  • @victorfurtado5578
    @victorfurtado5578 3 года назад +1694

    He's so handsome that this chaotic energy just makes him look even more attractive like ???? How is that possible

    • @sarahlevine2397
      @sarahlevine2397 3 года назад +4

      YES exactly

    • @gittebjerrebraae8382
      @gittebjerrebraae8382 3 года назад +9

      Cause it's adding up to adorable

    • @deidrestephens8255
      @deidrestephens8255 3 года назад +3

      Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos

    • @aaleproxygantz
      @aaleproxygantz 3 года назад +19

      Handsome People who act like they're not Handsome People is usually more attractive

    • @jayg5391
      @jayg5391 3 года назад

      He would get on my nerves lol. He’s cool tho

  • @janiahpapaya5988
    @janiahpapaya5988 4 года назад +12114

    “I quit shaving and what happened naturally is my beard grew.....ItS a REalY orGanIC pROcesS”
    This is a true intellectual right here

    • @blasehaters4286
      @blasehaters4286 4 года назад +56

      Niah Baby *“ya. this is big brain time”*

    • @aghost9614
      @aghost9614 4 года назад +39

      One time I sipped water from a straw and the water went into my mouth. Idk how but it's true

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 года назад +13

      This man's summaritive logic is impeccable.

    • @andrecontreras4679
      @andrecontreras4679 4 года назад +3

      That clip killed me.

    • @alicefhs912
      @alicefhs912 3 года назад +1

      Right!

  • @simon4632
    @simon4632 4 года назад +6948

    big chaotic evil energy

  • @nataliebuser7397
    @nataliebuser7397 4 года назад +9207

    Ellen annoys me, it’s almost like she doesn’t wanna be there and always seems like she’s annoyed with the guests on HER show

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 4 года назад +623

      Natalie Buser agreed. Always got a weird vibe. Like unapproachable, or stiff.

    • @kierenllama3568
      @kierenllama3568 3 года назад +295

      most tv show presenters are fakey personalities anyways. She's known to be one of them too. Looking down at her guests and no real respect

    • @manuelc3423
      @manuelc3423 3 года назад +186

      She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.

    • @slackerboy1488
      @slackerboy1488 3 года назад +45

      @@ivanebijay2401 lol no need for apparently she an asshole on TV as well

    • @afthabknavas
      @afthabknavas 3 года назад +11

      Except with beiber

  • @kristyblack1424
    @kristyblack1424 3 года назад +3599

    you can tell Ellen doesn't like him. she can't compete

    • @riri89d
      @riri89d 3 года назад +44

      She does like him she’s just an Aquarius

    • @DerEchteBabo
      @DerEchteBabo 3 года назад +556

      @@riri89d more like she's a bitch

    • @lillianad374
      @lillianad374 3 года назад +24

      @@DerEchteBabo hey im an aquarius

    • @ignaciobogado1372
      @ignaciobogado1372 3 года назад +99

      @@Losinit people actually thought she was nice?

    • @pika.jew.
      @pika.jew. 3 года назад +45

      julia kitten as an Aquarius I have to say we don’t actually act like that she’s just a bitch

  • @gepardzhongli
    @gepardzhongli 4 года назад +13211

    He's trying his best to act like a human. He's adorable!

    • @louiseharpth1267
      @louiseharpth1267 4 года назад +61

      someunknown gyllenhaal 👽😂

    • @leighadischler2362
      @leighadischler2362 4 года назад +180

      He escaped from area 51😂😂

    • @nooseywoosey3612
      @nooseywoosey3612 4 года назад +18

      The 282 dislikes are all the talk show hosts he acted crazy around.

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 года назад +2

      i just figured out we have the same birthday WTF. im so happy

  • @gracemoore6138
    @gracemoore6138 4 года назад +5778

    He's one of those guys that gets more attractive the older he gets. He was always cute, but now he's FINE...

    • @magdalenaschmidt3023
      @magdalenaschmidt3023 4 года назад +96

      Ikr! He's like rdj...

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 4 года назад +16

      Did you miss how socially awkward and creepy he actually is?

    • @gracemoore6138
      @gracemoore6138 4 года назад +239

      @@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.

    • @cozymac2595
      @cozymac2595 4 года назад +26

      Grace Moore PERIOD

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 4 года назад +4

      @Altair Oh sorry I didnt mean to disturb your fantasies, teenagers. My bad.

  • @tiaalice6380
    @tiaalice6380 3 года назад +2266

    Jake gyllenhaal is literally the geek when he gets invited to sit at the popular kids table

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 3 года назад +8

      Tia - a a a a idk what you’re projecting but he’s “literally” more popular than you will ever be

    • @tiaalice6380
      @tiaalice6380 3 года назад +37

      Allen Rubin WOAH bro it’s a joke chill. You’re getting so defensive wth🤔I don’t wanna be famous anyway.

    • @tiaalice6380
      @tiaalice6380 3 года назад +11

      Allen Rubin oh and plus I love jake gyllenhaal

    • @lilyhutchins9896
      @lilyhutchins9896 3 года назад +1

      Me

    • @meganarey6883
      @meganarey6883 2 года назад +1

      I know.. and ya gotta love him for it

  • @daniela-ml7bn
    @daniela-ml7bn 3 года назад +726

    Imagine this man and Robert Pattinson in the same room
    TOO MUCH CHAOTIC ENERGY

  • @robertduncan8400
    @robertduncan8400 4 года назад +5401

    So I kept a straight face through all of this... but when he was eating the cake and yelled “bite where I bit!” I lost it.. who tf says that!?!

    • @malierperry8364
      @malierperry8364 4 года назад +76

      IM a SNACKER jake gillenhallsz said that

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 4 года назад +109

      Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀

    • @bouszaye
      @bouszaye 4 года назад +95

      how I gathered it was it’s because he took a bite and it tasted bomb so he wanted the other guy to taste exactly what he tasted 🤣

    • @yarriegiddings8533
      @yarriegiddings8533 4 года назад +83

      bouszaye nah he just wanted them to share saliva bc he’s a big weirdo 😂😂😍

    • @specialK17100
      @specialK17100 4 года назад +22

      Now i'm crying laughing wen I looked at that scene with extreme awkwardness

  • @alessiacardile8595
    @alessiacardile8595 4 года назад +3687

    no one:
    jake gyllenhaal: b i t e w h e r e i b i t

  • @seijosh5982
    @seijosh5982 4 года назад +736

    Jake, almost every interview : "i'm a very serious actor... "

  • @Rhinee
    @Rhinee 4 года назад +165

    That “bite where I bit” was the most threatening demand I’ve heard

  • @analdelrey249
    @analdelrey249 4 года назад +6802

    he's like a baby in an adult's body

  • @AkiraN19
    @AkiraN19 4 года назад +15582

    *Ellen:* "When is your birthday?"
    *Jake Gyllenhaal, an alien:* "My _whot."_

    • @AkiraN19
      @AkiraN19 4 года назад +384

      Jake Gyllenhaal is the physical embodiment of the "Is this music? I love music." vine series.

    • @gavvronk
      @gavvronk 4 года назад +3

      Yes XDD

    • @helenaEFFERVESCENC3
      @helenaEFFERVESCENC3 4 года назад +47

      “What is a birthday?”

    • @haileybalzan794
      @haileybalzan794 4 года назад +7

      turns out i have the same birthday as him and i’m so happt

    • @ramgraphite6311
      @ramgraphite6311 4 года назад +28

      He’s like, birthday? But I was already been born...

  • @delsinrowe2014
    @delsinrowe2014 3 года назад +308

    So basically Nightcrawler was a regular evening for Jake

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 года назад +1

      Wait, Jake was Nightcrawler?

    • @delsinrowe2014
      @delsinrowe2014 3 года назад +16

      @@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol

  • @thatsmyOPINION
    @thatsmyOPINION 4 года назад +345

    Conan: "yeah, were you guys good?
    Jake: "W-" *cough*

  • @madisongoble3940
    @madisongoble3940 4 года назад +16252

    The two dislikes are Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 4 года назад +103

      Madison Goble the third is Maggie

    • @tartarbred383
      @tartarbred383 4 года назад +129

      @@allegedashley the fourth is jakes eyes

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 4 года назад +22

      ella ramos LMAO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED

    • @manar_6536
      @manar_6536 4 года назад +51

      the fifth is hugh jackman

    • @alecboyce1998
      @alecboyce1998 4 года назад +6

      When has Ryan Reynolds done a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal?

  • @starringvincentprice
    @starringvincentprice 4 года назад +8419

    My therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn't real he can't hurt you
    Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: 1:16

    • @joelongo450
      @joelongo450 4 года назад +87

      He looks a little like Vsauce

    • @Rafael-mh6yz
      @Rafael-mh6yz 4 года назад +7

      Is that fr?

    • @Hypekickerz
      @Hypekickerz 4 года назад +15

      Hey michael vsauce here

    • @uscman
      @uscman 4 года назад +5

      @@joelongo450 Hey, Vsauce! Gyllenhaal here.

    • @irisgrace409
      @irisgrace409 4 года назад +6

      *baald jake gyllenhaal

  • @noestoo4225
    @noestoo4225 4 года назад +476

    Jake is me when I get high and lose my shyness lmao

  • @trevorbrown9398
    @trevorbrown9398 4 года назад +1111

    How is he chaotic, he just isn’t fake like most of these celebrities

  • @elou.bunbun
    @elou.bunbun 4 года назад +4164

    how did we not notice that jake gyllenhaal and aubrey plaza are the most chaotic talk show guests

    • @Jocelyn12700
      @Jocelyn12700 4 года назад +155

      you forgot Tyler the creator

    • @cloutdaze
      @cloutdaze 4 года назад +112

      Eric Andre exists

    • @maxgriswold2141
      @maxgriswold2141 4 года назад +132

      They're pretty good guests but eric Andre is on the level where he's basically a SCP that turns any interview into his own show

    • @solarheartz
      @solarheartz 4 года назад

      i lit rally just said the same time i’m- omg

    • @mahaladelfino6898
      @mahaladelfino6898 4 года назад +23

      you forgot about ryan reynolds

  • @lindsaydarrah6664
    @lindsaydarrah6664 3 года назад +137

    it’s the “BITE WHERE I BIT” for me 💀

  • @princesspeach8883
    @princesspeach8883 3 года назад +346

    Jake: bite where I bit
    Stephen: wut?

    • @jakegyllenhaal191
      @jakegyllenhaal191 2 года назад

      Very lovely expressions and thank you for leaving your feedback😇 such an amazing fan you are🌹where are you watching fromm

  • @gepardzhongli
    @gepardzhongli 4 года назад +8274

    Don't return him to Area 51!

    • @sardonyx2035
      @sardonyx2035 4 года назад +19

      He's like the Area 51 Harriet Tubman

    • @pandagal9805
      @pandagal9805 4 года назад +6

      If someone does imma be pissed

    • @asghr9885
      @asghr9885 4 года назад +3

      He was being so chaotic the guards gave him to us as a gift

    • @theosneez3164
      @theosneez3164 4 года назад

      I disagree

  • @kidd2676
    @kidd2676 4 года назад +2506

    Chris Pratt, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal in a dark comedy. Your welcome Hollywood.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 4 года назад +84

      not chris pratt please, he'll ruin it....

    • @lavirieux4194
      @lavirieux4194 4 года назад +122

      Chris does not fit dark comedy. But yes to Jake and Ryan!

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 4 года назад +91

      Dude a Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal buddy movie would be god tier

    • @coryinthehouse5734
      @coryinthehouse5734 4 года назад

      Ryan Reynolds is not funny he’s cringey as deadpool

    • @luketa5533
      @luketa5533 4 года назад +37

      Cory In the house excuse me ryan is irreplaceable as deadpool just like rdj as tony stark and hugh jackman as wolverine

  • @drmustacheofficial
    @drmustacheofficial 4 года назад +631

    This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was:
    Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he-
    Jake: *lightly taps Conan*
    Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*

  • @thirstaefortae5057
    @thirstaefortae5057 3 года назад +186

    “Fear not, this is not a sadness beard.” Lmao

  • @savileroof464
    @savileroof464 4 года назад +5137

    0:15 _”i t ’ s m y b i r t h d a y n e x t w e e k ?”_

    • @hugalothrocks
      @hugalothrocks 4 года назад +82

      You have birthdays on this planet?

    • @laurenc9859
      @laurenc9859 4 года назад +6

      this killed me

    • @julie6071
      @julie6071 4 года назад +3

      IM CACKLING

    • @dsoundso
      @dsoundso 4 года назад +9

      I could relate to that. I am never quite sure how old I am if asked spontaneously. Of course in a span of +-1 year

    • @ghostie888
      @ghostie888 4 года назад +12

      I relate, I once answered I'm 18 out of stress when I was actually 20 at the time 😂

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 3 года назад +230

    0:55 jake is the literally the kid the parent has to tell to not touch anything in the store but does it anyway 😂

  • @flumpymaster
    @flumpymaster 3 года назад +181

    He brings a sort of "fuck your show, I'm doing a bit." energy that I aspire to.

  • @ryn4469
    @ryn4469 4 года назад +1758

    "BITE WHERE I BIT"
    ...excUse mE?

    • @Heyhowareya97
      @Heyhowareya97 4 года назад +15

      Kat C. I was scrolling through and read this literally the exact moment he said it, fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheChosenOne90
      @TheChosenOne90 4 года назад

      I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.

    • @judyweber2454
      @judyweber2454 4 года назад

      @@Heyhowareya97 me too!!
      😂😂

  • @meadowfrance
    @meadowfrance 4 года назад +4358

    "Bite where I bit" may be the weirdest thing I've ever heard

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +62

      ramona lynn you clearly haven’t heard a lot of weird things

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 4 года назад +259

      Best thing is Colbert is a known germophobe, so that pause was genuine concern

    • @meadowfrance
      @meadowfrance 4 года назад +45

      @@IamEpsilon27 So did he say that because he knows that and he wanted to push Colbert? With that context it weirds me out much less.

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 4 года назад +2

      @@meadowfrance no idea thb

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 4 года назад +33

      I doubt he was thinking about it haha. I hear he has anxiety and has a joint before interviews, so it's probably a 'no filter' thing haha

  • @araddadi2
    @araddadi2 3 года назад +103

    He has “i have a nice older sister” energy

  • @SwiftMoments13
    @SwiftMoments13 2 года назад +66

    sipping coffee like you were on a late night show

  • @UlfhednarAxe
    @UlfhednarAxe 4 года назад +6125

    Talks shows are so weird a huge amount of people watching two people have a conversation in the same room

    • @kitkat3106
      @kitkat3106 4 года назад +115

      Slipknotking133 are you high

    • @lf3862
      @lf3862 4 года назад +291

      kit kat he’s not wrong

    • @mrbubbly4536
      @mrbubbly4536 4 года назад +157

      It’s not even an organic conversation... they have pre interviews so the people in the background now where to steer the conversation

    • @andrezcl
      @andrezcl 4 года назад +25

      RUclips is just 1 person talking to a camera, isn't that worse?

    • @UlfhednarAxe
      @UlfhednarAxe 4 года назад +13

      André Lindbeck there’s a comment section so the viewers can actually respond

  • @alexregan
    @alexregan 4 года назад +5801

    Jake Gyllenhaal avoiding personal questions by being an absolute nutter for 7 minutes straight 😂

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 4 года назад +57

      This is totally it
      😅

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 4 года назад +92

      he's like robert pattinson but less panic

    • @diamondheart1580
      @diamondheart1580 3 года назад +12

      Thats me though

    • @S.M.9
      @S.M.9 3 года назад +5

      Okay but I actually know nothing about his personal life at all

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 Год назад

      nice pfp
      W

  • @annabelle3752
    @annabelle3752 4 года назад +127

    THE WIG PART SENT ME INTO THE UNIVERSE

    • @jakegyllenhaal191
      @jakegyllenhaal191 2 года назад

      A trillion thanks and gratitude for supporting my career and movies 😊 where are you watching frommmm

  • @serenali8802
    @serenali8802 2 года назад +24

    charming taylor's dad with self-effacing jokes & sips of coffee

  • @casmoq9732
    @casmoq9732 4 года назад +2297

    for four minutes I thought it was "jake gyllenhaal being *catholic* for 7 minutes straight. I was like yeah sure

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 4 года назад +17

      casmoq something about this took me out😂😭how would someone even make that video

    • @casmoq9732
      @casmoq9732 4 года назад +17

      Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing

    • @victoralejandro8151
      @victoralejandro8151 4 года назад

      Quick, two more people unlike this comment. I already did.

    • @jakerobinson8568
      @jakerobinson8568 4 года назад

      I thought the same thing

    • @lamorracarmen426
      @lamorracarmen426 4 года назад +1

      Funniest comment🤣

  • @jamesdan6895
    @jamesdan6895 4 года назад +20677

    Conan gets his humour, Ellen DeGeneres does not

    • @justahuman9273
      @justahuman9273 4 года назад +1763

      Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈

    • @donghyucksmom2413
      @donghyucksmom2413 4 года назад +308

      @daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show?
      And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.

    • @ashleshapaliwal6838
      @ashleshapaliwal6838 4 года назад +95

      She's a woman

    • @dantebad
      @dantebad 4 года назад +232

      @@ashleshapaliwal6838 you just discovered... the obvious.

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 4 года назад +95

      ashlesha paliwal Yeah she should go back to the kitchen, right?
      Welcome to the 21st century folks.

  • @lexajewel
    @lexajewel 2 года назад +23

    weird recommendation timing 💀💀

  • @emmaward6412
    @emmaward6412 4 года назад +55

    “BITE WHERE I BIT”
    “😳”

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 4 года назад +11263

    Wow dyslexia made me read Catholic, not chaotic. I was so confused the whole ride through this...

  • @shiawashington6290
    @shiawashington6290 4 года назад +2700

    I SCREAMED at when they showed him bald

    • @izzytravels686
      @izzytravels686 4 года назад +1

      The Shia Show. He doesn’t look the same😂

    • @AmazingArtisticSpidey
      @AmazingArtisticSpidey 4 года назад +2

      He looks like Bullseye from the old Daredevil movie lol

    • @Daytonni
      @Daytonni 4 года назад

      I almost peed 😂😂😂🤣

  • @amygibbs7479
    @amygibbs7479 2 года назад +71

    “Sippin’ coffee like you’re on late night show”

  • @trashvan
    @trashvan 4 года назад +192

    Conan: “i know you think you’re in great shape but you haven’t felt what under he-“
    *grabs arm*
    *AHHHHH*

  • @MzMidnightShadow
    @MzMidnightShadow 4 года назад +2311

    The editing KILLED me 💀💀 the part where he grabbed the host’s bicep took me outtt

    • @ivyfrost7308
      @ivyfrost7308 4 года назад +52

      Conan 😊

    • @takejaylor3528
      @takejaylor3528 4 года назад +99

      Don’t disrespect Conan like that

    • @beatleslennon220
      @beatleslennon220 4 года назад +20

      That's Conan O'Brien

    • @50ShadesOfEndo
      @50ShadesOfEndo 4 года назад +24

      "the host"

    • @MzMidnightShadow
      @MzMidnightShadow 4 года назад +12

      No offense to anyone in this thread but does it look like I care about any one of these men aside from Jake Gyllenhaal? Because I surely don’t

  • @s0phi3e
    @s0phi3e 4 года назад +2436

    Alternatively: Jake Gyllenhaal spitting on Jimmy Fallon for whatever minutes straight

    • @prasannafy
      @prasannafy 4 года назад +2

      s0phi3e this is the only time in life where I’ve been wanted to be spat on by him so bad omlll

  • @shyannehayes2334
    @shyannehayes2334 2 года назад +115

    the fact that all too well was written about this man is actually insane…
    edit- y’all quit arguing in the replies…idc what you think of taylor or red tv or any of it lol just stop

    • @gwendolynneyung
      @gwendolynneyung 2 года назад +2

      that’s insane

    • @ellehciream9773
      @ellehciream9773 2 года назад +19

      That is because we only knew the POV of taylor in all too well. It doesn’t include his POV, of how was he, what was he thinking during those scenes shown in all too well MV.

    • @LS-us1jm
      @LS-us1jm 2 года назад +24

      You swifties need to stop bullying this man and get over a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Mind you that relationship lasted only 3 months. Taylor needs to grow up and you swifties need to as well. Stop bullying a grown ass man who doesn’t even care about Taylor lol

    • @taka-taktak
      @taka-taktak 2 года назад +4

      @@ellehciream9773 those scenes are made up too, you seriously think these millionaire celebs do their own dishes? Lol. He was promoting his movie w Anne Hathaway during their time together that wasn't shown either.

    • @delaneydoyle6707
      @delaneydoyle6707 2 года назад

      ​@@LS-us1jm I get your point, but he did groom, gaslight, and use her. I understand why the fandom has an issue with him. That being said, some do take it too far.

  • @elsiesalinas2510
    @elsiesalinas2510 4 года назад +67

    “BITE WHERE I BIT.”

  • @Eryph
    @Eryph 4 года назад +3294

    Jake started doing a bit like twenty years ago and just never stopped

  • @sydpen5317
    @sydpen5317 4 года назад +2737

    The editing is actually how Jake processes his thoughts and actions.

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 2 года назад +30

    “i am piSSING ON YOUR HEAD!” sends me into OBLIVION every time

  • @meghanh3264
    @meghanh3264 2 года назад +17

    Sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show

  • @reoughanoshea1215
    @reoughanoshea1215 4 года назад +2776

    Everyone is like “ I dIdNt LaUgH uNtIl He SaId BiTE wHeRe I bIt” and I’m just over here laughing the entire time

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 4 года назад +1805

    Hands down favorite Jake moment,
    *"THIS ONE'S FOR MY FAMILY!"*
    _aggressive water splash_

    • @violet-ut6hg
      @violet-ut6hg 4 года назад +38

      the thing is, he said that way before he got the part of mysterio in the mcu. now “this ones for my family” is an ICONIC mysterio line

  • @eller594
    @eller594 2 года назад +13

    oh no the swifties are about to find this

    • @eller594
      @eller594 2 года назад +5

      (i am swifties)

    • @ssm5708
      @ssm5708 2 года назад +1

      We’re all already here i see💀

  • @pleasedtomakeyousmil
    @pleasedtomakeyousmil 3 года назад +65

    2:45 that laughter is so genuine. Stuck that shit straight on his forehead haha

  • @yes.9731
    @yes.9731 4 года назад +4761

    I love how jake just makes everyone so uncomfortable 😂

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 3 года назад +12

      *I'd like but it's at 420*

    • @campuscnts
      @campuscnts 3 года назад +41

      Except for the audience lol

    • @lovemusic7995
      @lovemusic7995 3 года назад

      Best comment ever

    • @chinline1289
      @chinline1289 3 года назад +2

      moth boy you can like now it’s 1k

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 3 года назад +2

      @@chinline1289 sick ok

  • @bridgetmallon976
    @bridgetmallon976 4 года назад +9258

    The editing in this is *chef’s kiss*

  • @name.7463
    @name.7463 4 года назад +81

    Jake is that super weird kid in class who’s just in his own world, jake is a grown up kid

  • @ambercasey9160
    @ambercasey9160 4 года назад +67

    2:23 when you finally caught the mosquito that has been talking shit in you ear all night 😂😂😂

  • @marlssa
    @marlssa 4 года назад +4589

    I want to smoke weed with Jake Gyllenhaal

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 4 года назад +16

      Omg sameeee

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 4 года назад +225

      Fuck that, I wanna do crack with him

    • @rasyarawal06
      @rasyarawal06 4 года назад +11

      Might not even need to just bring with him ifht he enough to do the trick😂

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 4 года назад +11

      That would be INTENSE

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 4 года назад +55

      Jake is the type to get overly paranoid and hella anxiety

  • @candyclouds900
    @candyclouds900 4 года назад +3313

    I didn't laugh until "BITE WHERE I BIT" & that split second pause that Colbert gives 😂

    • @mdmassi
      @mdmassi 4 года назад +45

      same i died at that point haha

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 4 года назад +20

      In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 4 года назад +2

      literally

    • @adri5817
      @adri5817 4 года назад +4

      Candy Clouds
      THAT TOOK ME OUT. I wouldn’t have even thought about not doing it

    • @jocelynethomas2588
      @jocelynethomas2588 4 года назад +1

      I wheezed omg

  • @momfromodessa625
    @momfromodessa625 2 года назад +22

    he’s literally so naturally and chaotically funny

  • @Liquorinourcocktails
    @Liquorinourcocktails 2 года назад +12

    The fact that this just got recommended to me

  • @trailblzr94
    @trailblzr94 4 года назад +2371

    Jake Gyllenhaal is a good example of being "Chaotic-Good" if you had to put him on the alignment chart. We need more of that.

  • @INA-ry9wj
    @INA-ry9wj 4 года назад +1363

    I think people just don't get his sense of humor but he's hilarious!

    • @ElaBogner
      @ElaBogner 4 года назад +49

      That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...

    • @theguitarhero898
      @theguitarhero898 4 года назад

      The video has 59k likes so I think people understand it lol.

    • @zenelsadiku6898
      @zenelsadiku6898 4 года назад

      I do... i understood that reference ( if you know what i mean)

  • @luziagabriellezeferino4480
    @luziagabriellezeferino4480 2 года назад +12

    So that's what Taylor was talking about in all too well

  • @georgehopes939
    @georgehopes939 3 года назад +26

    "It's a really organic process." - Jake gyllenhaal

  • @Megamindfan123
    @Megamindfan123 4 года назад +2594

    Where was the candy going?!
    I D O N ' T K N O W !

  • @Odysseus38
    @Odysseus38 4 года назад +35636

    jake gyllenhaal is what happens when you take an average everyday person and you made him famous

    • @SamA-ox3ur
      @SamA-ox3ur 4 года назад +87

      Isaac Christie 😂

    • @marsimus13
      @marsimus13 4 года назад +1952

      He’s everything but average what the fuck

    • @madamekipperoni7598
      @madamekipperoni7598 4 года назад +306

      TAKE THAT BACK 😂

    • @geanolsbar
      @geanolsbar 4 года назад +554

      y’all really don’t know what ‘average everyday person’ means huh

    • @kevindelaluzquiroz6107
      @kevindelaluzquiroz6107 4 года назад +16

      ai no fr 🤦‍♂️😢

  • @farren1952
    @farren1952 2 года назад +35

    0:26 is funnier knowing he doesnt shower

    • @meah1647
      @meah1647 Год назад

      WHAT

    • @farren1952
      @farren1952 Год назад +1

      @@meah1647 it ended up being a sarcasm, but pretty much he kept up the joke that he “cut back on showers” much like Ashton Kutcher, who earlier said he barely bathed him and his children

  • @danteenlasnubes
    @danteenlasnubes 2 года назад +20

    im falling in love with him after this vid so imma hit red tv

    • @kelliorsini8690
      @kelliorsini8690 2 года назад +1

      Nah leave Redtv where it is. It is bad for you. This channel is more positive for you. Laughing and upbeat not sad and fake.

  • @megananderson8740
    @megananderson8740 4 года назад +3253

    Why do I love this energy so much

  • @aashi7541
    @aashi7541 4 года назад +3312

    Put Jake , Ryan Reynolds and taika waititi in a room and start a topic, imagine the chaos

    • @Primal_Aozora
      @Primal_Aozora 3 года назад +49

      Aashima bedi A massive train wreck I would pay to see.

    • @Anotherroom
      @Anotherroom 3 года назад +72

      Joaquin Phoenix too

    • @natashapriest5384
      @natashapriest5384 3 года назад +117

      And Robert pattinson too!

    • @fiogal
      @fiogal 3 года назад +63

      AUBREY PLAZA TOO

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 3 года назад +48

      Don't even give them a topic, just give them time on their own

  • @cravingcreativelife
    @cravingcreativelife 3 года назад +25

    “Bite where I bit” 😂

  • @moonmaiden13
    @moonmaiden13 2 года назад +12

    Drinking coffee on a late night show...

  • @gillianb2352
    @gillianb2352 4 года назад +860

    "BIT WHERE I BIT" killed me 😭

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 4 года назад +1553

    There's something so satisfying about first-hand-witnessing that a rich, famous, gorgeous person can be pathologically awkward (& no, Anna Kendrick doesn't count, because her wit is unfailing, and she makes it look charming AF). I respect Jake Gyllenhaal for "making it weird", reliably. The hero we need.

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 3 года назад +20

      He's not actually awkward, he just acts that way because he knows it's funny lol

    • @robertbrighterlife9501
      @robertbrighterlife9501 3 года назад +3

      Agreed. Except Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous by a Longshot

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 3 года назад +16

      @@robertbrighterlife9501 Well that's just not true

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 3 года назад +2

      I'm not confused, I'm literally only responding to the video, my dudes; I know very little about the guy otherwise, as he's not one of my faves.
      That's why I said, " _can_ be", not "is".
      .
      And I agree that "Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous" is a false statement. There's heaps of different kinds of gorgeous, so if you don't agree that "super-cute, cheeky pixie with Big Chipmunk Energy" qualifies as attractive, then that's cool + all, but I think it does. :-)

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 3 года назад +3

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 Totally agree, Anna Kendrick is super cute, I'd love to look like her lol

  • @tamarbendor9468
    @tamarbendor9468 2 года назад +26

    You who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes
    Sipping coffee like you're on a late night show

  • @claudiomaldonadosalvador591
    @claudiomaldonadosalvador591 2 года назад +8

    RUclips: "OK he's hating on Jake Gyllenhaal because of RED TV, I'll throw this at him and see what happens"

  • @user-fn4wr6dv7y
    @user-fn4wr6dv7y 4 года назад +1763

    no one:
    jake gyllenhaal: *smashes red button on live ellen talkshow*

  • @lordshaggy9903
    @lordshaggy9903 4 года назад +863

    Do you ever just think to yourself: I need to be more like Jake Gyllenhaal.

    • @Klesx
      @Klesx 4 года назад +1

      No, can't say that I do.

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 года назад +10

      I think to myself that I need to be *less* like him.

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 4 года назад +9

      i admire jake, totally going to be him when i consume his soul

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 4 года назад

      Every morning

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 4 года назад +1

      Anyone who tried to act like him that wasn’t him would immediately be sent to a psychiatric prison.