America Is So Winning Eurovision Next Year

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @tomaspeverell
    @tomaspeverell 8 лет назад +6447

    I'm sorry but no one comes close to making fun of Eurovision as well as the Europeans do. Love Love Peace Peace was a masterpiece.

    • @Bentaquie
      @Bentaquie 8 лет назад +215

      Agree! Love love, peace peace was hysterical.

    • @hensku.3000
      @hensku.3000 8 лет назад +191

      Love Love Peace Peace should've won 😂 It was indeed a masterpiece

    • @dorakralj1865
      @dorakralj1865 8 лет назад +7

      istina istina

    • @tomaspeverell
      @tomaspeverell 8 лет назад +15

      Dora Dora Mislim da smo mi Balkanci jedan od glavnih razloga sto ljudi ne shvataju Eurosong ozbiljno. Tesko da nas je moguce nadmasit u komsijskom glasanju.

    • @FantasticFabio
      @FantasticFabio 8 лет назад +71

      +Amar Burić I laughed my ass off and suddenly had mad respect for the Swedes when that happened! Holy shit! :D

  • @NDMeow93
    @NDMeow93 8 лет назад +9922

    If America entered Eurovision there'd finally be a country that gets less points than the UK.

    • @BingimTV
      @BingimTV 8 лет назад +139

      It's impossible.

    • @escjosh6725
      @escjosh6725 8 лет назад +378

      +Tom Stanley Ouch, let's not put Germany and 'bombed' in the same sentence.. for historical reasons..

    • @willowandglass7599
      @willowandglass7599 8 лет назад +37

      +Natalie Di Spain hasn't won since the '60s

    • @chessplayer8798
      @chessplayer8798 8 лет назад +34

      +Natalie Di
      Contrary to the popular belief of illuminati conspiracies about Eurovision,it is,after all, "a SONG CONTEST".
      United Kingdom has won Eurovision 5 times already,the reason why they did not do good in last years is due to song,not politics or conspiracies.
      Take Germany for example.They had a good pop song one year,they won it.
      Last years they had bad songs,they did not do good.I can give you as many examples as you like.

    • @NDMeow93
      @NDMeow93 8 лет назад +10

      chessplayer nah I know it's not some illuminati conspiracy. I just think we aren't particularly liked across Europe. Understandably! So yeah if we have an amazing song then we'll do well, but we'll never get any points from loyalty/love.

  • @iMelonable
    @iMelonable 6 лет назад +273

    “Why can’t we compete?” This video answers your own question boi

  • @michal6846
    @michal6846 4 года назад +829

    America: why can’t we be in Eurovision
    Australia: * laughing on the other side of the world*

    • @aici9260
      @aici9260 3 года назад +8

      Jaja lol is true, they are usually invited xd

    • @stbuddha3547
      @stbuddha3547 3 года назад +4

      Israel: 😋

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... 2 года назад +19

      @Tesla-Effect Australia deserves Eurovision America doesn't

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад

      @Tesla-Effect Annnnd now we do.

    • @NellyTubeAwesomeURL
      @NellyTubeAwesomeURL 2 года назад +1

      @@sillygoose635 Except it’s on Peacock and NBC is also broadcasting some terrible knockoff

  • @TalysAlankil
    @TalysAlankil 8 лет назад +3561

    All due respect, the Eurovision hosts themselves did a Eurovision parody that was 10000% funnier and more on point.

    • @heuballen9015
      @heuballen9015 8 лет назад +73

      There also was a parody in 2000 by Germany which got them the 5th place. "Wadde hadde dudde da?" from Stefan Raab. We should do it more often...

    • @1999polle
      @1999polle 8 лет назад +25

      +Heu ballen
      And the 1987 Israeli contribution Hoola hoola hoepa getting 2nd place. Pure genius.

    • @trendhouse6799
      @trendhouse6799 8 лет назад +60

      +Paul Schuurmans
      And "We Are The Winners" in 2006 by Lithuania.

    • @ellamoberg4512
      @ellamoberg4512 8 лет назад

      I agree!

    • @sarahennessey558
      @sarahennessey558 8 лет назад +35

      Love Love Peace Peace 😂😂😂

  • @notyourfavt
    @notyourfavt 7 лет назад +935

    at least we have something without America.

    • @n3ox420
      @n3ox420 5 лет назад +9

      TAKO JE BRE😂😂😂

    • @pixeled9683
      @pixeled9683 4 года назад +1

      yet you use american genres
      aight

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 года назад +13

      @@pixeled9683 lol, what genres?

    • @labtoad1433
      @labtoad1433 3 года назад

      @@pixeled9683 I need context

    • @qifrey2472
      @qifrey2472 3 года назад +15

      Pixeled American music mainly has Swedish influences.

  • @crazyminecrafter14
    @crazyminecrafter14 7 лет назад +289

    0 points for The USA from... whole of Europe.

  • @Sakura77488
    @Sakura77488 6 лет назад +1828

    I'm European and I watch eurovision. And I totally get it that this is a joke. We ourselves love making fun of eurovision, because often it is very silly. But I didn't really think this was funny, simply because it feels a bit weird that he's making fun of something he doesn't know anything about. He hasn't watched Eurovision and probably didn't read up on the history behind it either (which was about bringing the European nations together after WWII).
    It's like if someone would joke about traditions in Uganda without having any connection or experiences with the culture. The best comedians joke about something from their own experience, not from ignorance and about cultures they don't know much about or are not involved with.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад +162

      +Anna
      I think he should've changed the laughing and joking around about the war-song. That one just seemed so ignorant it was painful to watch.

    • @Sakura77488
      @Sakura77488 6 лет назад +52

      Widdekuu91 Yes. I agree. That was inappropriate.

    • @kalatapie
      @kalatapie 6 лет назад +9

      Joking about Uganda's traditions and culture was once turned into one of the most popular memes ever (Uganda Knuckles). Even ugandans themselves considered it funny. It's not about joking about topics you know little about. It's all about the perfomance and his was simply a bad perfomance, that's why it's not funny. A lot of people are ignorant about the qualities of my prick yet if a good comedian made a good joke about it, everyone would laugh, right? Don't put too much heat into it.

    • @matthias9755
      @matthias9755 6 лет назад +31

      Thanks for saying this I totally agree I got so agitated watching this, it mocks everything I stand for like unity, freedom, equality and peace. I feel like his viewers are brainwashed into thinking we’re of a lower ‘caste’ than america!

    • @wonderwaffle8738
      @wonderwaffle8738 6 лет назад +11

      Am I the only Europoen person reading the hate comments about eurovision?Even though you guys don't know eurovision lol

  • @ВареникзКапустою
    @ВареникзКапустою 6 лет назад +2166

    When audience laughs on the line from Jamala's song: "they kill you all...." - you know something is wrong with this society .....

    • @chaos-fk6fs
      @chaos-fk6fs 6 лет назад +80

      Did you ever hear about context?

    • @alysm2254
      @alysm2254 6 лет назад +297

      Инна Агапова it’s disgraceful, this is why people don’t like Americans, they’re ignorant and don’t understand

    • @packsackt4256
      @packsackt4256 6 лет назад +34

      NinjaMapping- Lol just because a studio audience laughed at one joke causes you to not like Americans and call them all ignorant?

    • @packsackt4256
      @packsackt4256 6 лет назад +120

      Инна Агапова- They’re not laughing because they’re happy the people died, obviously. They’re laughing because they weren’t expecting such a serious topic to be included in the song. Stop concluding that American society as a whole is wrong based of an audience at one late night talk show lol

    • @megachaloub759
      @megachaloub759 6 лет назад +32

      Or you can look at it beyond the box. So maybe something wrong with you ? He was talking about how the winner should be the top summer happy go pop song. So they laugh because that song is so out of context.

  • @PixieUnicorn17
    @PixieUnicorn17 8 лет назад +200

    Would have been disqualified! Stephen you are only allowed 6 people on stage, gosh don't you know anything!!!

    • @Kikibrea23
      @Kikibrea23 8 лет назад

      Lol😹😂😀😀

    • @TheKitKatProject
      @TheKitKatProject 8 лет назад +4

      Not unless the astronaut was actually an eerily realistic animatronic puppet. 😉

    • @PixieUnicorn17
      @PixieUnicorn17 8 лет назад

      Look at you William Kekacs working your way round the rules :')

    • @11thShadowDragon
      @11thShadowDragon 6 лет назад

      GeorginaEFK mk, you do realize he was making fun of Americans with those statements right? He's a comedian for the most part. It's his job to poke fun at stuff, literally. You need to keep it in perspective here.

  • @sant_vauls
    @sant_vauls 8 лет назад +2183

    Love Love Peace Peace is better than this

    • @hildegarderegina753
      @hildegarderegina753 8 лет назад +99

      +Vaulson Neoleon More tricks in a hamster wheel !

    • @alexanagy3872
      @alexanagy3872 8 лет назад +68

      +Birdy Fly And a burning fake piano

    • @lindsey0806
      @lindsey0806 8 лет назад +65

      Or women baking bread.

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 8 лет назад +56

      Don't forget the made-up folk instruments and the topless drummers!

    • @rumelia
      @rumelia 8 лет назад +34

      Better than this? That was absolutely diamond!
      "More tricks in a hamster wheel. "

  • @yeetusfeetus2548
    @yeetusfeetus2548 5 лет назад +330

    why tf is the audience laughing at the line "They kill you all."

    • @1981janni
      @1981janni 4 года назад +26

      they are trained.. if the red lamp light up .. remember to clap and have fun they might get 100dollers.. mad by US..

    • @suzanne5574
      @suzanne5574 6 месяцев назад

      Because everything needs to be happy in the US (even if it’s fake)

  • @janwiggers2233
    @janwiggers2233 8 лет назад +1642

    America would ruin eurovision

    • @martynas1272
      @martynas1272 8 лет назад +21

      agree

    • @syaimmaalia9381
      @syaimmaalia9381 8 лет назад +5

      like yeah

    • @garrettwalters3481
      @garrettwalters3481 8 лет назад +16

      No we would just win

    • @lindsey0806
      @lindsey0806 8 лет назад +84

      You probably wouldn't win, the winner is decided 50% by public vote, I'm not one of these people but too many people hate america. Plus it would take at least 8 years for them to 1 up the country that won the most times.

    • @escfan6591
      @escfan6591 8 лет назад +32

      Well you wouldn't win with what you just showed us

  • @athinamjd
    @athinamjd 8 лет назад +5013

    Hey only we,Europeans can make fun of Eurovision!!!

    • @IanTester
      @IanTester 8 лет назад +163

      And Australia!

    • @MirrorMei
      @MirrorMei 8 лет назад +92

      +Ian Tester NO, NEVER AUSTRALIA! GO AWAY!

    • @booknerdjebbi5037
      @booknerdjebbi5037 8 лет назад +42

      +MirrorMei YES! Why are they in it? It's so weird

    • @IanTester
      @IanTester 8 лет назад +11

      Amar Lovesbooks Because Sony Music Australia is paying for their talent to appear. This year's entry was good. Last years, not so much.

    • @jmc1908
      @jmc1908 8 лет назад +18

      +Ian Tester In 2015 the European Broadcasting Union voted for Australia's participation in 2016. The contest has been screened in Aus since 1983, and Aus is also an associate member. There is a RUclips video of the spokesperson of the EBU who makes its' intentions known re: expansion around the world. Australia's participation is only the first step

  • @Leiake2604
    @Leiake2604 7 лет назад +683

    Off course the US can't participate. The average American has never heard of half the countries in the Eurovision Song Contest.

    • @diecicatorce6259
      @diecicatorce6259 3 года назад +49

      When I went to New York they thought that Spain was somehow under Mexico so yeah they probably don't know about the existence of Moldova or Montenegro

    • @zoemorin1623
      @zoemorin1623 3 года назад +8

      @@diecicatorce6259 that was probably one person who never took a 9th grade world history class. The rest of us are a lot smarter

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +7

      I'm sure the average european hasn't heard of half of the us states.
      see how stupid both of our statements were?

    • @zoemorin1623
      @zoemorin1623 3 года назад +1

      @@sillygoose635 lol yeah

    • @diecicatorce6259
      @diecicatorce6259 3 года назад +29

      @@sillygoose635 heard of them? most probably we have, you can't imagine the amount of usa propaganda we have over here in movies and such

  • @neocities8988
    @neocities8988 7 лет назад +2816

    ummmm...Am i the only one from Europe who thinks that America is jealous asf....🔫🔫

  • @ellis1034
    @ellis1034 8 лет назад +355

    That awkward moment when eurovision already made a eurovision parody and it was 100% more funny than this one.

  • @szlanty
    @szlanty 6 лет назад +265

    *THIS IS WHY US AMERICANS CANT HAVE NICE THINGS...... WE WILL JUST RUIN IT.*

  • @abnormallyfunny
    @abnormallyfunny 8 лет назад +788

    People, search "Eurovision love love peace peace". A far better parody produced by the people of eurovision. We aren't unaware. We just fucking love it.

    • @dynelol
      @dynelol 8 лет назад +14

      +abnormallyfunny The best song was the number Mans and Petra did "What is Eurovision?"

    • @highlifeasia9968
      @highlifeasia9968 8 лет назад +13

      The Revue song is also great! "Watch as you bankrupt the host nations broadcasting company" and "You'll never be as good as Riverdance"

    • @zrinkajelic6715
      @zrinkajelic6715 8 лет назад +1

      I did. Lame

    • @udlauchstmacshauchny2521
      @udlauchstmacshauchny2521 8 лет назад +11

      Actually this year Eurovision got really classy.

    • @carmenta2792
      @carmenta2792 8 лет назад +4

      Love Love Peace Peace is amazing :D

  • @xMerope
    @xMerope 6 лет назад +300

    Of course we Europeans can take a joke, and I’m not mad ESC is being ridiculed. I mean, every year there are some pretty ridiculous acts in the mix. However, 1944 was not one of them. No need to explain the joke over and over to me (“they laughed because they didn’t expect it! That was the point omg”), I get it. But what makes it troubling for me is that the joke was made by somebody who clearly doesn’t know that much about it and is effectively an ‘outsider’ to the culture and history of Europe and Eurovision. Furthermore, the only reason the audience didn’t expect the serious song is because of the INCORRECT description of Eurovision beforehand. Yes it’s fun, yes it’s campy, yes it’s full of pop songs. But that’s not all that it’s about and it never has been. It’s been a platform for social and political issues for ages (even though that’s not officially allowed), so for any European watching ESC a serious song winning wasn’t that surprising at all.
    The song was quite alright. No problems with it. The only issue I personally have with this is the distasteful way they joke about a mass murder they know too little about to write jokes to begin with.

    • @royami8627
      @royami8627 4 года назад +33

      The comment I was looking for. The whole way he went about it felt wrong to me. If he was going after russia from that year or some of Eurovisions truly campy entries, I would get it, but this whole thing felt in poor taste

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад +1

      @@royami8627 I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do something in poor taste.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад +1

      you're presenting all the reasons people are upset about this, there is a social disconnect that was clearly defined in this skit. we need to be more better and more accepting.

    • @Kottkumgen
      @Kottkumgen Год назад +4

      ​@@sillygoose635 It's one thing if a Ukrainian presented the joke, it's not ok for an American. It's not American history and the fact that Jamala herself lost family in that tragedy makes the joke very disrespectful.

  • @ceciliabellentani5697
    @ceciliabellentani5697 8 лет назад +2586

    because american pop lyrics are waaay more deep right?😂

    • @baileycollins3485
      @baileycollins3485 8 лет назад +7

      Yes of course they are us number one

    • @GuillermoSTD
      @GuillermoSTD 8 лет назад +55

      +Ceci La la la he wasn't just mocking the shallowness of Eurovision songs, and my.. are they often shallow (except when they go all political like with '1944'). He was also mocking the fact that many Eurovision song lyrics are written in English by non-native English speakers, and are often riddled with... 'interesting' turns of phrase. As in... things you'd never, ever expect to hear from a native English speaker.

    • @ceciliabellentani5697
      @ceciliabellentani5697 8 лет назад +40

      +Guillermo St of course,we're not English neither American people 😂 we just HAVE to use english because otherwise we wouldn't be able to understand...

    • @Andrew0you0tube
      @Andrew0you0tube 8 лет назад +10

      google Hard Rock Haleluyah by Lordi who Won contest about 10 years ago)

    • @Andrew0you0tube
      @Andrew0you0tube 8 лет назад +63

      Eurovision is not the pop song contest, it accepts all kind of songs and shows.

  • @annikathegerman91
    @annikathegerman91 8 лет назад +852

    The last country that I want to be part of Eurovision is the USA. Please, don't let this happen. They think, that they are the best and greatest when it comes to music. Pffh. They would ruin the contest. It's EUROvision. Not WORLDvision. Australia? Ok, why not. It's a nice country/continent and they are pretty alone down there. USA? That's way too much.

    • @waldo8040
      @waldo8040 8 лет назад +15

      +Annika Elstermann It 's not really a "Eurovision" since everybody just sings in english,

    • @hildegarderegina753
      @hildegarderegina753 8 лет назад +28

      +wyl Kan *coughs* france, italy, austria, ukraine ...etc

    • @thewpbard
      @thewpbard 8 лет назад +2

      +Annika Elstermann I'd be alright with the USA entering providing this was the entry every single year. Which I know goes against the rules of the contest (the song must be a unique song, never heard in Europe before), but still ... it's right up there with most everything else that comes out of Eurovision.

    • @thewpbard
      @thewpbard 8 лет назад +9

      +wyl Kan There is no rule that prevents the countries from singing in any language. In fact, there have been some entries that have been sung in languages that have been completely made up just for the contest. So, theoretically, we could have the entry for the UK singing in Swahili. Or the entry for Russia singing in Elvish.
      Also, to my knowledge, the reason it's called the Eurovision Song Contest is because it's a song contest broadcast by Eurovision (eurovision.net, not eurovision.tv, which is for the ESC), which is a department under the European Broadcasting Union; the same reason the show "Comedy Central Presents ..." was called that - it was broadcast by Comedy Central.

    • @annikathegerman91
      @annikathegerman91 8 лет назад

      wyl Kan Yes, I wish it was different.

  • @Zeetana1
    @Zeetana1 8 лет назад +1151

    For the first time in 60 years - it's a shame that when they finally broadcast it "over there", all they can do is make this unfunny mockery of it.

    • @pretentiousred6159
      @pretentiousred6159 8 лет назад +29

      It's a mockery of itself.

    • @SuAva
      @SuAva 8 лет назад +4

      +Frabjous Beamish What's poor about Europe? Ever seen Africa?

    • @SuAva
      @SuAva 8 лет назад +23

      ***** Well, I don't think it's really fair to compare a large country to an entire continent of dozens of countries. The difference between American states is smaller than the difference between European countries and cultures.
      And you know that the USA is known for its tackiness and cringe-inducingness, right? :P
      They're also known for their years of extravagance, while Europe seems to have stayed more sober over the decades.
      Besides that, Europe doesn't really have continent wide 'media events'. It's just every country for itself. In every country there is a small part of the population watching the ESC, though :P
      Though I agree, the ESC has been a laughing stock for us Europeans for ages. Which is why it's nice to see that my country (the Netherlands) finally gets it and started putting normal songs up, which is why we became 2nd in 2014 I think, people thought of it as a breath of fresh air between all the madness :P But you also must admit that there have also been great world hits came from the ESC. Such as ABBA with Waterloo, but more recently Loreen's Euphoria.
      It's like 50% just wants to make a fool out of themselves, 40% are trying but failing (hard), and there's always this 10% of songs and countries at the ESC that try to make a good song and a nice show and actually produce some pretty cool stuff :D

    • @SuAva
      @SuAva 8 лет назад

      ***** Ik weet niet hoe oud je nu bent, maar de laatste jaren is het inderdaad weer wat beter aan het worden :P Ik kijk het inmiddels om beide redenen: voor de belachelijke acts van belachelijke deelnemers, en om te kijken of er wellicht toch nog iets leuks tussen zit wat me blij maakt :P
      Was alleen in het buitenland de afgelopen tijd, dus ik moet die van 2016 nog wel terugkijken :o

    • @jameslevy4688
      @jameslevy4688 8 лет назад +4

      the commentators didnt even know how the voting works! one would think before commentating on an event, you know, you would do a cursory level of research about said event.
      Michelle Collins knew a thing or two. Carson was just ridiculous. At least Graham Norton is hilariously witty.

  • @raulabejaro3595
    @raulabejaro3595 7 лет назад +1444

    They are jealous because they do not have history.. 😂

    • @adamrotschadl6738
      @adamrotschadl6738 6 лет назад +18

      Bwahaha, top comment xD

    • @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ
      @ΧρήστοςΒασιλείου-ψ7δ 6 лет назад +5

      Haha ;)

    • @camille9803
      @camille9803 6 лет назад +35

      I think it's best for everybody if europeans studied US history instead of repeating this tired garbage. Colbert is a very smart man. He knows world history. He's highlighting the incongruity of talking about genocide and war while at a silly pop song contest. For Americans like me, yeah, that's weird. Obviously not for euros. Vive la differance!!

    • @melmagnifique6954
      @melmagnifique6954 6 лет назад +35

      That is a very ignorant comment.. Every country in the world has history, duh.

    • @imtoto813
      @imtoto813 6 лет назад +90

      No, no, they do have history (which they are often trying to cover up), they just don't have a real culture :'D

  • @brunosurrador2161
    @brunosurrador2161 7 лет назад +119

    On behalf of all european, please don't join the Eurovision Song Contest. Australia is the only one outside of Europe that can enter.

    • @Mild_Hysteria
      @Mild_Hysteria 5 лет назад +23

      **Israel joins the party**

    • @arunadegroot8974
      @arunadegroot8974 5 лет назад +25

      @Lelkuchenpferd Nah mate, we should let Canada enter, even if it's just to piss the US off, we should let Mexico enter too, to really make them furious.

    • @skybeardsmore
      @skybeardsmore 4 года назад +8

      Jan Neisius *Turkey Leaves the party*

    • @adamender9092
      @adamender9092 4 года назад +1

      @@Mild_Hysteria Israel is technically in europe

    • @adamender9092
      @adamender9092 4 года назад +1

      @Manuel Krupp they are european technically

  • @axelgustafsson3350
    @axelgustafsson3350 7 лет назад +525

    HEY. IF SOMEONE IS GONNA MAKE FUN OF EUROVISION IT GODDAMN HAS TO BE EUROPE THEM SELFS!

    • @squireforhire8007
      @squireforhire8007 6 лет назад +9

      You need to start living the living life! I say it gets 12 points from Ireland.

    • @Nezukosnow
      @Nezukosnow 6 лет назад +9

      squire forhire 0 points from Sweden

    • @therapindustry6236
      @therapindustry6236 6 лет назад +7

      10 points from Greece , i mean its the only thing i can give you cause we dont have money

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 6 лет назад +2

      500 points from U.S.A.
      Suck it.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 6 лет назад +4

      We're America. We can do anything we want. 600 More points from America to America. And we're taking some of your points.

  • @Ben_306
    @Ben_306 7 лет назад +444

    You want a united Europe? Just enter U.S.A. into Eurovision. No douze points for you!
    Pretty much all of Europe would, for the first time in decades, be united in one common goal. That America does not win our thing!

  • @agus-sc2lm
    @agus-sc2lm 6 лет назад +685

    I'm the only one that don't get why they laugh on the Jamala video?

    • @carschmn
      @carschmn 6 лет назад +28

      Twice방탄 because she’s singing about ethnic cleansing and might get radio play. It’s weird.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад +40

      +stressedandsleepless
      The show didn't expect anything, the áudience expected a happy pop song, because stephen deliberately told them it was going to be a song for the summer.
      He purposely set them up to be fooled and áfter they recovered from the surprise, they stíll laughed at 'kill you all' (even though it was clear this was not a happy song.)
      I'd also like to add that it did not escalate quickly...it started with "strangers are coming, they come to your house' and scary music. The follow up is obviously not going to be 'they will offer you an applepie.'
      The moment it díd escalate, was when the murder *happened.* Which is why the song and the victims deserve more credit.
      Álso...try googling the full song, because I feel like you have no clue how the full thing sounds.
      +carschmn I would honestly feel that her message deserves to be on the radio more than Justin Biebers; 'My momma don't like you and she likes everyone."-shit.
      And that song has been played hów many times? That's a fucking revenge-song with a love-censored "fuckyou'-message. *THAT* is alright for the Americans to listen to on the Radio by Biebs, but thís song *agáinst* ethnic cleansing is just *weird* ?
      I'd also like to advice yóu to google the full song.

    • @TheOmarsalas
      @TheOmarsalas 5 лет назад +9

      Widdekuu91 uh. He’s Canadian. Don’t play stupid. Lol. It’s American television. Made to be funny. It’s funny to Americans. Broadcast to Americans. Don’t get salty or mad. Lol. I love Eurovision. But dayum it’s funny seeing y’all get mad. We don’t. People make fun of us. It’s cool. I love other cultures. You just can’t take a simple joke.

    • @slavqueen4913
      @slavqueen4913 5 лет назад +1

      TheRisingSalas exactly, facts 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @craggy5398
      @craggy5398 4 года назад

      @@TheOmarsalas coming from an american

  • @CGwarrior12
    @CGwarrior12 7 лет назад +50

    I'm an American and super offended by this. Who laughs at 1944? Not funny and tacky, and my family is all curious to why I want to get the hell out of the country ASAP.

    • @hildasnails5961
      @hildasnails5961 6 лет назад +3

      CGwarrior12 Thank you! Finally an American understands why we're pissed

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 7 лет назад +196

    and that's why we don't want America to participate

    • @walkingintheairr
      @walkingintheairr 7 лет назад +5

      And also the fact that they're not in our f*cking continent. There's that too. (Yes, that also means Australia doesn't belong either)

    • @user-jz8ks9uf2b
      @user-jz8ks9uf2b 6 лет назад +2

      Also from wiki: "To be an active member, broadcasters must be a member of the European Broadcasting Union, or be in a Council of Europe member country. Eligibility to participate is not determined by geographic inclusion within the continent of Europe, despite the "Euro" in "Eurovision". So basically US can participate, but after this video I think it'd be better for them not to.

    • @lav3nder.bxrbiee334
      @lav3nder.bxrbiee334 6 лет назад

      @@walkingintheairr yes, but Australia is politically closer with the U.K and the U.K is located in Europe..and both the U.K and Australia are commonwealth countries...idk...

  • @elmopuuri3103
    @elmopuuri3103 7 лет назад +675

    the most fun thing about eurovision is that america isnt a part of it 😆😂😈

    • @sourangel0077
      @sourangel0077 4 года назад +13

      Haha yes

    • @Samuel3491
      @Samuel3491 3 года назад +6

      Agreed 😂

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +4

      and that nobody but europe cares for it.

    • @ChadIsYourDadlol
      @ChadIsYourDadlol 3 года назад +16

      @@sillygoose635 nah, I'm from america and there is a very specific reason why we arent in it, I'm not salty about it, its still an amazing event

    • @aici9260
      @aici9260 3 года назад +4

      @@ChadIsYourDadlol
      Yeah the specific reason is because is only for Europeans
      EUROvision

  • @ruben6102
    @ruben6102 6 лет назад +749

    Finally, a country who would take UK’s lastplace.

    • @Legacy_Sunshine
      @Legacy_Sunshine 3 года назад +4

      True

    • @NegativeAccelerate
      @NegativeAccelerate 3 года назад +18

      That hit harder this year 😬😬

    • @ericschumacher7158
      @ericschumacher7158 3 года назад +5

      The UK would need to score some points to do that.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 года назад +7

      They can share the last place. This year we have 4 zeros in a row in the televote

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Год назад

      Hey I'm from the future you made it! With Blonde Jesus

  • @lizzo1299
    @lizzo1299 8 лет назад +1283

    'They kill you all and say we`re not guilty" - audience is laughing. Are they ok?

    • @mehhmehhme8407
      @mehhmehhme8407 8 лет назад +2

      +TK-ESC-love We're a strange people :)

    • @Es9954
      @Es9954 8 лет назад +98

      I know. Song about deporting people and they are laughing? And making fun of it?

    • @mehhmehhme8407
      @mehhmehhme8407 8 лет назад +41

      +Amber Rose We're laughing about people jamming out to such a tragic and dark song. Not the tragedy. It would certainly feel strange dancing to that song :-\

    • @lordcervus5043
      @lordcervus5043 8 лет назад +104

      Are you laughing about 11/9..... ???

    • @miromes8774
      @miromes8774 8 лет назад +20

      Let me explain why they are laughing. First, when they *kill you all* there is nobody left there to *say sorry*. It's a paradox. And second, the songs should not be written about war either. They just sound so wrong. Case and point has been made. Yes war is brutal and terrible but you cannot sing about it and expect everyone to be so serious about it. And politics play a crucial part in Eurovision. Points are given based on political ideals and interests. Ukraine won because most country's from EU based their votes thanks to sanctions that EU imposed against Russia because of civil war that happened in Ukraine.
      *Politic should be banned from any competition. If you fail to understand that, you fail pretty much at understanding true values in life*.

  • @ninjakitty1353
    @ninjakitty1353 3 года назад +45

    "Translated from the original European."
    Nobody in the audience laughed. No-one. Did they think that that was actually a serious statement?

  • @BarneyBearism
    @BarneyBearism 7 лет назад +735

    Unbelievably ignorant. The fact that Stephen and his audience laughed at the suffering of Ukrainians under Stalin's regime is disgusting.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 7 лет назад +58

      no, they laughed at the fact that a pop song had such a serious theme, you don't make pop songs about things like that, pop music is frivolous entertainment.

    • @Amelia-ri3oq
      @Amelia-ri3oq 7 лет назад +36

      I was so angry. That was a serious song, and you laugh at it like the idiots you are? Get your head out of the gutter America!

    • @khatijehkattan7921
      @khatijehkattan7921 7 лет назад +39

      Barney honestly most Americans have no idea about history, they aren't taught any of it outside a few basic concepts that focus on usa.

    • @karanick016greece2
      @karanick016greece2 6 лет назад +13

      Barney they are laughing cause they thought the winning song would be an upbeating pop song but it was instead a deeply depressing historical song (greatly performed though). That's easy to see. It's not like they are laughing for what happened to these people. Who would believe that?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад +5

      +Karanick
      I still would expect them to stop laughing once they realised it was about war.
      I would.

  • @SasaBraunBaer
    @SasaBraunBaer 5 лет назад +238

    The Esc is not supposed to be a competition for the best summer hit.
    It's about culture and history, but sorry "Muurica" for not getting this.

  • @alexanderyen8895
    @alexanderyen8895 7 лет назад +510

    I kinda find this offensive because Eurovision was made to unite Europe after world war 2 to make peace with each other. So we shouldn't be making fun of Eurovision!

    • @tamarastroocloeck2400
      @tamarastroocloeck2400 6 лет назад +13

      Eurovision is making fun of itself though, have you ever watched it?

    • @linmanfu913
      @linmanfu913 6 лет назад +53

      Tamara Breimer There's a difference between laughing at yourself/laughing *with* people, and laughing *at* people. I think Mr Colbert falls on the wrong side only when he says "we'd win if we were in it". That's not even a joke, that's the kind of nationalism that Eurovision is fighting! The rest is satire. The jokes about '1944' are distasteful, but they are at least attempting humour.

    • @tamarastroocloeck2400
      @tamarastroocloeck2400 6 лет назад +15

      I think Colbert is mocking the American competitive spirit with that statement, he wasn't being serious.

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 6 лет назад +6

      Lin Manfu He was being sarcastic because a lot of Americans are like that. Honestly if this were Americavision we'd be catching so much shit about it from every other country

    • @manningbartlett522
      @manningbartlett522 6 лет назад +1

      Eurovision was NOT created to unite Europe. You do not even have to be a European country to enter (which is why Australia and Israel both participate).
      To compete in Eurovision, your national broadcast association simply has to join the European Broadcast Union. Australia has been a member since 1955 (because it uses the European television broadcast format).

  • @r8448
    @r8448 7 лет назад +1824

    We have Eurovision, they've got Trump. Karma...

  • @qp6325
    @qp6325 7 лет назад +585

    There's no need to get rude towards Jamala because of the fact that the presenter seems not to understand the inner message of "1944"...

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 6 лет назад +26

      he wasn't and he obviously understood the inner message since he stated what the song was about. He wasn't mocking the song either. Just mocking how of all the music presented, one with such an extremely depressing meaning won

    • @kika12peggy17
      @kika12peggy17 6 лет назад +17

      i dont get what is there to mock? If it were the other way around (a meaningless song winning over dozens of deep meaningful songs) I'd understand but like this? Seems like he's trying too hard to fulfill an image of a person who thinks Eurovision is below them

    • @x.kalibre
      @x.kalibre 6 лет назад +4

      In all honesty, that bit of the lyrics that was shown absolutely sucks. Just because it can be meaningful, it still doesn't make it a good work of art.
      Either way, in Steven's defense, he was just making a joke about the depressing tone of it all.

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 6 лет назад +1

      That's because this is axactly his act for this show... He has a certain persona, wich makes jokes about how america thinks it's better.

    • @erwinmulder1338
      @erwinmulder1338 6 лет назад +4

      Well, it IS kind of interesting how it is actually against the rules to bring politically, nationalistic or otherwise charged subjects to the contest. However lately songs or acts like that that seem to win. The song or its quality doesn't seem to matter, because the song and its singer are objectively speaking really of appaling quality. Yet they win .. why? Because of the charged topic: "OMG she is soo brave!" or "OMG that is sooo sad!". The Crimean peninsula being recently annexed had ofcourse nothing to do with it .. yeah right.
      This is the joke here. It is supposed to be a SONG contest, instead it's all gimmicks and political posturing.

  • @PBal00
    @PBal00 6 лет назад +432

    "They kill you all and say: We're not guilty" XDDDDD Very funny XD very funny. To be fair 911 and school shooting is a bit funnier then this.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад +68

      +PBal00
      Never give the Americans 9/11 points, they'll suddenly realise how unfunny masssmurder is.

    • @karolinalove08
      @karolinalove08 5 лет назад +23

      The funniest thing Americans did was invading Middle East and creating dictatories and terrorist groups like isis

    • @dc6867
      @dc6867 5 лет назад +3

      Ooooof but true.

  • @hongangphucpham4930
    @hongangphucpham4930 6 лет назад +53

    Im Asian, and seeing this I really understand why nobody in the WORLD say that they love US, except themselves

  • @lorrissbean
    @lorrissbean 7 лет назад +198

    As much as I enjoyed this I have to say that only 6 people are allowed on stage at a time so the astronaut's got to go

    • @0oisaao0
      @0oisaao0 6 лет назад +4

      I was looking for this comment!! hahaha

    • @JustBeingAwesome
      @JustBeingAwesome 6 лет назад +1

      Hahah, this thread is so much fun!

  • @laurovision
    @laurovision 7 лет назад +638

    2016: America does this
    2017: Sweden gets treadmills for Eurovision

    • @linneaeklof1936
      @linneaeklof1936 7 лет назад +12

      the magic toaster I was thinking about that too. Lmao

    • @AndersJackson
      @AndersJackson 6 лет назад +5

      USA has always have had a good touch on what works on the outside, but never understood the deeper things on making ESC hits.

    • @cheesemachine2100
      @cheesemachine2100 6 лет назад

      Yeah we wanted the guy with almost no hair but he had to find the perfect Toilet station for the songs Picture on spotify
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hold_On_(Nano_song), You know, Since we vote in sweden

  • @tinytrashpanda2029
    @tinytrashpanda2029 6 лет назад +93

    Stephen: Why can’t we join Eurovision
    Europe: You will likely ruin it
    Australia: HA Ha, Europe like us more than u!
    Europe: Yah, we would rather have Canada join than the US
    Canada: Yeahhhh!!!!

  • @aydajani5742
    @aydajani5742 7 лет назад +86

    why is he trying to make fun of Jamala?

  • @purpl3ttuce
    @purpl3ttuce 7 лет назад +990

    This is exactly why you can't join :)

    • @johanndiaz8695
      @johanndiaz8695 7 лет назад +5

      Says the wannabe shane dawson

    • @ObviouslyDeven
      @ObviouslyDeven 7 лет назад +25

      +Johann DIaz
      So you say that he is a wannabe shane dawson just because he has long hair ?
      Oh boy.....thank god there is natural selection to get no-brainers like you off the earth.

    • @MEVIbrothers
      @MEVIbrothers 7 лет назад

      +ຮ匕RҰӃ3R and then theres you beta males who whine about natural selection and their futures on the internet

    • @Steven-hq4mb
      @Steven-hq4mb 7 лет назад +2

      WELL WE DON'T WANT TO JOIN REALLY, SO GOOD FOR US!

    • @sowinglovingkindness
      @sowinglovingkindness 7 лет назад

      Håkan Jansson is

  • @mmirekelite56
    @mmirekelite56 7 лет назад +693

    yeah well I get it why you'd laugh at eurovision, I mean its a culture thing, you wouldn't understand :)

    • @guzma2996
      @guzma2996 7 лет назад +18

      Young Discord Eurovision is the most funny thing of the whole year, some countries send some songs which just shouldn't be taken seriously etc. Montenegro, Romania (talking about 2017)

    • @rufmeister
      @rufmeister 7 лет назад +12

      As a Dutch non-American, if you think that bicycles work that way (or if you dare wear a helmet on one), you might have to hand over that "Dutch" prefix.

    • @kaithunderstorm5975
      @kaithunderstorm5975 7 лет назад

      Oooohh BURNNN

    • @rosasuarez1
      @rosasuarez1 6 лет назад

      rufmeister yolanda hadid!!!

  • @markrobertbb
    @markrobertbb 4 года назад +65

    I like Stephen Colbert but now I get why Lars Erickssong hated Americans so much.

  • @HolandaChiquita
    @HolandaChiquita 7 лет назад +354

    One of the best things about Eurovision is that the USA isn't invited! So they can't spoil it :)

  • @AivarasVilutis
    @AivarasVilutis 8 лет назад +438

    Making fun out of this Jamala's song is like making fun out of forced deportations and country's very sad and frightening historical years. Making fun of killing people, literally. Can't believe people in America actually laughed at lyrics of Jamala's song - go educate yourselves a little bit. It's disgusting.

    • @pigsnot1
      @pigsnot1 8 лет назад +26

      +Fionn Devaney Who are you to say that you speak for 'all of Britain'? You are a nobody. The song was bad and I won't stop anyone from taking the piss out of it but it did not go against any of the Eurovision rules. The song was mostly about the individuals experience, a government that doesn't exist anymore and a very generic story of invasion. It was perfectly fine. If anyone saw links with the current situation in Crimea, that is there own association. Also, European countries aren't destroying one another and half of this country don't want to leave the EU, myself included. And to top it all off, you end with a clearly elitist form of thinking; self declaring this country as the 'civilised' one. We are not a better country than many of those in the EU. Just thought I'd make it clear that you do not speak for all of us.

    • @PhanToMiX
      @PhanToMiX 8 лет назад

      +deanrocks1000 "If anyone saw" ???? :DD Haha, dude, this song was sang by her back in 2015 May in national language and it was ABOUT THE CRIMEA ANNEXATION. She broke all the rules she could. Song shouldn't have been heard by mass auditory earlier than in September 2015 and it is all about politics.

    • @Mateusz-nt3ic
      @Mateusz-nt3ic 8 лет назад +1

      +Fionn Devaney I can say, MOLLY's song was great and at the same time so underrated, but you can leave UE even now. The wave of immigration will not stop any time soon and they are determined to live in UK (and Germany) in or out of EU. If you close the borders, some people will find a way to get them in either way. And you are just too lazy to work as hard as your Eastern European or Asian and African immigrants. That is a fact.

    • @LadyInfluenza
      @LadyInfluenza 8 лет назад +3

      Why dont you ask why they were deported?
      They sided with Hitler and got the order from Hitler and Bandera to "clean" Crimea! They killed 70k people there! So that song is trying to wash away their own crimes! Stalin just deported them, while Tatars killed actually people!
      Sry but this song is pro Nazi!

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 8 лет назад +1

      So I guess Stain was right to kill all those people. (see previous comment) Maybe a song needs to be made about that.

  • @GameFlazh
    @GameFlazh 8 лет назад +158

    Sorry America but that performance only gets 10 points from me. The 12 points goes to Love Love Peace Peace

    • @p4rz1val
      @p4rz1val 8 лет назад +3

      +Flazh Colbert's effort might do well in the Televoting, but i don't see the jurys going crazy.

    • @tristanroberts
      @tristanroberts 7 лет назад +3

      love love peace peace will always be the most eurovision song ever

  • @MidnightMusings948
    @MidnightMusings948 4 года назад +103

    As an American who loves Europe, and how they VALUE, and LEARN FROM THEIR HISTORY, how they HIGHLIGHT THE ARTS. I am disgusted by this. Eurovision was founded to unify the European Nations after WWII. To mock an artists song without context especially a song with such a powerful message is not only wrong, but appalling.

    • @muddyfeet69
      @muddyfeet69 4 года назад +8

      thank you Angela Michele for this comment - that is exactely the point why this video got so many dislikes ....you can make fun out of Eurovision but do it with respect - because it has a deeper meaning for us here in Europe + Israel + Australia

    • @nope6908
      @nope6908 3 года назад +1

      @@muddyfeet69 It's a joke, y'all need to harden up 😂😂😂

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 3 года назад +1

      @@muddyfeet69 honestly, why is Australia allowed? They're not Europe. They have a smaller history than the US. They're just England v3.0

    • @Iva744
      @Iva744 2 года назад +6

      @@JessKalinow That's exactly part of the reason. They're not as disconnected from Europe. Also they showed a huge interest in Eurovision with high viewership for several decades before being allowed to join. So they 'get it'. But even if they win it still won't be hosted there.

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 2 года назад

      @@Iva744 funny how you use viewership as an example of how they're better than America, when you forgot that it wasn't allowed to be broadcasted here till recently. funny how that works.

  • @suprnovo7707
    @suprnovo7707 7 лет назад +555

    Americans really can't accept that we have something great that doesn't include them in any way so of course they have to make fun of it...

    • @Paragons_Delight
      @Paragons_Delight 7 лет назад +19

      Don't think you get it :/

    • @Gjgzzdt
      @Gjgzzdt 7 лет назад +2

      Darth Nihilus lol please teach me the ways of the dark side, for I seek to show America the FULL POWER of the ESC

    • @johngreene8988
      @johngreene8988 7 лет назад +8

      t'jana Europe makes fun of the US for American football. I don't see why we can't make fun of this.

    • @beebo324
      @beebo324 7 лет назад

      t'jana how about Asia? I mean like I think Europe has more because of Paris and stuff

    • @R0DisG0D
      @R0DisG0D 7 лет назад +1

      You would kind of have a point if he didn't make fun of the US constantly. I say "kind of" as, aside from ABBA, no artist from the ESC really had a big and lasting impact on the music scene. Most of the songs presented there are pretty generic.

  • @siridavidsen
    @siridavidsen 7 лет назад +171

    The reason Love Love Peace Peace is infinitely better than this trash is because it was done with love, by people who loves Eurovision for what it is.
    This is made by people who know nothing about it, and wish to ridicule the concept! And laugh about a song about mass murder?
    It's just tasteless.

    • @littlellama5893
      @littlellama5893 7 лет назад +6

      They weren't laughing at the history behind the song or even the song, just that it is so depressing. And everyone and their cat takes the mick out of Eurovision, it's more like comedy than music. Particularly as it is all about political and geographical voting.

    • @ninjablox7264
      @ninjablox7264 6 лет назад

      Siri Davidsen Devoid of humour much?

    • @nikarosandic9207
      @nikarosandic9207 6 лет назад +4

      they're just retarded. can't believe they laugh at such a deep, emotional song. oh of course cause they don't even know what happened in WW2 and how people suffered cause they learn zero of it in their schools.

    • @andrewbryner2187
      @andrewbryner2187 6 лет назад

      No were laughing at the astronaut song and howling wolf song. We were just shocked by the mass genocide song.

  • @annacarlsson1525
    @annacarlsson1525 7 лет назад +993

    America is so bad that they can't even make fun of us properly.

    • @Banter-ET
      @Banter-ET 7 лет назад +17

      Anna Carlsson It was nice to see them try, I guess, actually not really.

    • @risingscum1865
      @risingscum1865 7 лет назад +16

      Were better at making fun of ourselves, also stephen colbert isn't funny to anyone with a brain size larger than a small mass of peas.

    • @alexanderstavnsbo1164
      @alexanderstavnsbo1164 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @boringsyaroslavl6302
      @boringsyaroslavl6302 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah we are so much better of making fun of each oter AND America

    • @escirelandfan2068
      @escirelandfan2068 7 лет назад

      Anna Carlsson lol

  • @naewsqrg
    @naewsqrg 5 лет назад +53

    Don't talk about serious things if you don't understand the meaning behind it... Simple af.

  • @danieliavanov2052
    @danieliavanov2052 8 лет назад +195

    typically american style to mock something that america isn't involved in

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 7 лет назад +5

      If you think this was good, you should have heard our hour long stand up special about the Crimean War.

    • @dreans11
      @dreans11 7 лет назад

      Ok, come on, look, it's Eurovision, something like 70% of the fun laughing at it, and most of the competing companies know it.
      Babushka grannies,
      Ireland sending a turkey puppet
      Butter churning song
      Ireland sending Jedward
      Epic Sax Guy
      Ireland
      Ballerina on a unicycle, I have a monacle now, your argument is invalid.
      Verka Saduchka
      Ireland sending Jedward again
      Lordi
      Moldova having a man in a space suit for no real reason
      Montengro having two men in space suits for no real reason
      Sweden's hosts even did a whole bit about how absurd Eurovision is.
      Hell, Australia's broadcasters once interviewed the wind machine operator, just because they knew about the drinking game and wanted to fuck with their audience.
      But Cesar from Ukraine is perfect in every way and will be my husband and I will fight anyone who disagrees and you are wrong.

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 3 года назад

      ok then, don't say shit about the Superbowl. you're not involved in it so you can't mock us

  • @KatStr4t
    @KatStr4t 8 лет назад +260

    Eurovision makes fun of Eurovision much better than Americans. this is just obvious mockery and not even funny.

  • @Ain2710
    @Ain2710 8 лет назад +306

    First time in my life I slam the dislike button so hard. Well, I think I totally lost my trust for the United States of America now

    • @dominator8245
      @dominator8245 7 лет назад +4

      Come on, take a joke.

    • @hz-gv6fk
      @hz-gv6fk 7 лет назад +4

      Ain Kyori The Amateur Hetalian Artist This is just one guy on one show. It was filmed in LA or New York, which are both shitty cities so please don't think the entire country is like this.

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 7 лет назад

      +Ugh, not you again: Notice that Ain Kyori said "I totally lost my trust", meaning it was already going down the drain.
      Now please go sue your elementary school for implementing Betsy DeVos' standards well before her time.

    • @taylorwheeler6793
      @taylorwheeler6793 7 лет назад +6

      TheYasmineFlower If it is joke that pushes someone over the edge to not trusting an entire country that's pretty pathetic

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 7 лет назад +7

      _That's_ what made you finally lose trust in the the US? Damn, I'm American and I stopped trusting this country around the year 2003. You know, the invasion of Iraq, learning about all the shitty things the government has done both domestically and abroad, etc. But sure, a boring comedy segment is way worse.

  • @emilyx33x
    @emilyx33x 6 лет назад +301

    I get that this is meant to be funny, and I love Stephen, but 1944 is NOTHING to laugh at.

    • @artbyalice3029
      @artbyalice3029 6 лет назад +7

      Emilyx33x AGREED

    • @litsavese9061
      @litsavese9061 5 лет назад +5

      Im Agreeing SOO MuCH!

    • @freakazoid4691
      @freakazoid4691 4 года назад +13

      Not a good song, but the topic is definitely nothing to laugh at.

    • @raffine_9705
      @raffine_9705 2 года назад +8

      Especially right now……

    • @emilyx33x
      @emilyx33x 2 года назад +1

      @@raffine_9705 sadly ahead of its time

  • @ninjaahjumma
    @ninjaahjumma 8 лет назад +464

    Stephen Colbert is the best thing to happen to television since electricity.

    • @christosstylianou3894
      @christosstylianou3894 8 лет назад +8

      im really hoping that you are kidding

    • @yuropean_eunion2133
      @yuropean_eunion2133 8 лет назад +1

      +christos stylianou sadly, that is true

    • @RandomComics1
      @RandomComics1 8 лет назад +11

      Stephen Colbert is the best thing to happen to tv since cesium

    • @ileavazan7693
      @ileavazan7693 8 лет назад +4

      +Nina D. You mean since Nikola Tesla,... well sorry to disappoint you but he is not , George Carlin was

    • @Rascalndear1
      @Rascalndear1 8 лет назад +1

      +Nina D. Compared to Jon Stewart or George Carlin, Colbert is a mean a-hole. Neither of them would have made a point of laughing about a tragedy.

  • @adamcarleton2477
    @adamcarleton2477 8 лет назад +942

    I think this mockery of the Eurovision (comedic or not) means America won't be invited for a good few years.

    • @harrywhite498
      @harrywhite498 7 лет назад +4

      Adam Carleton I agree fuck glasses he's just a shit mouth he doesn't know anything about Eurovision the wolf man was freaky and a weirdo but he is just stupid as he is completely mocking Eurovision I'm never watching him agian

    • @idkandidc3999
      @idkandidc3999 7 лет назад +1

      Idiot they cant enter anyway

    • @nathanbuxton9745
      @nathanbuxton9745 7 лет назад +1

      +Hazza White Lol, I love how you get so butthurt over a freaking song competition. Why the hell are you even watching an American late night talk show? It's a joke. I guess you don't know what that is though. You Europeans are always so uptight.

    • @petersharpling410
      @petersharpling410 7 лет назад

      Adam Carleton it's European, plus Americaare full of fatness

    • @nathanbuxton9745
      @nathanbuxton9745 7 лет назад +1

      Learn how to speak English before you even try to argue.

  • @rotkiw8031
    @rotkiw8031 6 лет назад +230

    Omg, seriously America? Laughing at Jamalas' song? It is such a poor taste. This is a song about war and personal experiences of her family. It is just disrespectful. Okay, I get the rest of the video (even though I think it didnt show the true ESC, but just the fun things and I get that it is a talk show, so it probably should be like that).

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 5 лет назад +11

      If it's not half-naked girls grinding their pelvis singing about "doin' it" while gold chain clad muscle men throw dollar bills and make weird gestures then it's of no interest to Murricans.

    • @mktuag
      @mktuag 4 года назад +2

      It is ridicle that a song about a masacre wins a musical festival, one more awful winner because of the horrible musical taste of voters ..that put in victory awful songs like Toy, Satelite, 1944, Hard rock alleluyah, I wanna .... it is absolutely tasteless.

    • @im.joeyb.
      @im.joeyb. 4 года назад +14

      @@mktuag I, as a Dutchman, can definitely tell that you don't understand anything about Eurovision. :-)

    • @sofiemathiassen9679
      @sofiemathiassen9679 4 года назад +3

      mktuag i really don’t think you get Eurovision. It’s more than just vocals, it is about performance and lyrics, it’s about history, and all these song you write were great. The songs are what Eurovision is about. Unity.

    • @jarodmaus
      @jarodmaus 4 года назад +1

      @@mktuag I don't think tasteless is the right word here; it's not to your taste and that's a really big difference, because obviously the majority of voters liked those songs. Some of them even really very much...

  • @noahthenorthern174
    @noahthenorthern174 6 лет назад +174

    We would never let america ruin eurovision
    When's Canada joining?

    • @Serviervorschlag-
      @Serviervorschlag- 5 лет назад +2

      They don't need to ruin it. It is already ruined since they turned it into a circus. There is nobody anymore who is famous or gets famous through it as in the beginning.

    • @mktuag
      @mktuag 4 года назад

      No, Europe already ruined the best musical platform in the world (as it used to be) and making it a freakies show

    • @DataLal
      @DataLal 4 года назад +2

      When's Canada joining? I hope the answer is NEVER. Canada as a whole is barely more into Eurovision than most Americans are - it's just not part of the general culture. [Canadians like to think they are superior in some fashion to Americans, but really, we Canucks are much more like Yanks than we care to admit]. Even if we got hyped up for it and made a serious go at participating [assuming we'd ever be invited], I imagine us getting low scores or dead-last place a lot, like the UK. Plus, you have Australia. That's enough non-Europe/Middle East/Asia in Eurovision, lol. As a Canadian myself, I'm perfectly happy to watch the show from the sidelines.

    • @franziska3660
      @franziska3660 4 года назад +1

      @@Serviervorschlag- So youre defining a successful show as a show, where you can get very popular.
      I dont know wether I should by laughing or crying...

  • @TheLtsh
    @TheLtsh 8 лет назад +127

    If the USA joined Eurovision I would stop watching. they would ruin yet anouther a good thing.

    • @xXZachintoshXx
      @xXZachintoshXx 8 лет назад +9

      +liamtsh96 As an American Eurovision fan, I agree.

    • @niggeling5741
      @niggeling5741 8 лет назад +1

      +liamtsh96 A good thing? Eurovision has never been a good thing it has always been a joke. Except for the year when Lordi won.

    • @Pitty212on
      @Pitty212on 8 лет назад +1

      +liamtsh96
      >good
      >thing
      choose one

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 8 лет назад

      +liamtsh96 You watch Eurovision?

    • @mellow3632
      @mellow3632 8 лет назад

      Trueee

  • @SkallySicnature
    @SkallySicnature 7 лет назад +206

    He dont even understand the message of esc.

  • @Aniseverse
    @Aniseverse 8 лет назад +735

    What was so funny about Jamala's song? Some americans are sick

    • @fabiohilbrat3000
      @fabiohilbrat3000 8 лет назад

      non sono d accordo prima di jamala almeno due erano prima di lei metti tu l ordine da roma ho visto questo

    • @jordanp1485
      @jordanp1485 7 лет назад +26

      The funny thing is her song is absolute crap and only won because of politically voting clowns.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 7 лет назад +12

      It's as funny as 9-11 you know.

    • @simonjeger1082
      @simonjeger1082 7 лет назад +49

      It's funny because in America something that doesn't show asses is not even considered a song

    • @Byorckka
      @Byorckka 7 лет назад +1

      Petra Agnes Szalontai yes😢😢

  • @edoardodicapua1029
    @edoardodicapua1029 6 лет назад +70

    2:40 "we eat way more pizza than Italy", but the one that you eat is non even pizza 😂😂

    • @andjelijas12
      @andjelijas12 6 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA YASSSSSSS

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 года назад +5

      The italian don't call that pizza, they call it cholesterol bombs

  • @jdlaw001
    @jdlaw001 8 лет назад +843

    What's funny or scary is that this act would fit right in.

    • @impalabeeper
      @impalabeeper 8 лет назад +38

      +jdlaw001
      Colbert really nailed what Eurovision songs tend to be.

    • @HeartYukitty
      @HeartYukitty 8 лет назад +5

      +jdlaw001 I m thinking this could even easily win.

    • @thealexer1496
      @thealexer1496 8 лет назад +33

      +jdlaw001 Yes it would fit into eurovision 2000 - 2008

    • @MrDragon1968
      @MrDragon1968 8 лет назад +1

      +jdlaw001 So true!

    • @adamh9579
      @adamh9579 8 лет назад +1

      +jdlaw001 u kidding me, this is absolutely legit, those who think the act in itself is a farce are soooo wrong

  • @Alii341
    @Alii341 7 лет назад +1323

    this is supposed to be funny?

    • @kjutkamber2363
      @kjutkamber2363 6 лет назад +20

      no this is supposed to make fun of Europe

    • @PBal00
      @PBal00 6 лет назад +73

      More like make fun of Stalin's brutality. It's really funny, just millions of innocent people died...

    • @francom1499
      @francom1499 6 лет назад +5

      Alina this contest is to bring countries in europe together and was started after world war II.

    • @sebbe5976
      @sebbe5976 6 лет назад +21

      Crazy Man well they didnt make fun of us its just so embarrassing how americans can be so stupid and dumb. like talk about your own shit country. talk about how to not get fat or something. america needs to fix their problems first and the day they are perfect they should try to make fun of other countries.....well thats never happening anyways.

    • @user-er8wz9pv3e
      @user-er8wz9pv3e 6 лет назад +2

      It`s 100% american )))

  • @Maxran50
    @Maxran50 7 лет назад +174

    You laugh of Europeans? You voted D.Trump. We are laughing of you in decades.

    • @frodriguez9702
      @frodriguez9702 4 года назад +3

      And european opinions matter because???

    • @pixeled9683
      @pixeled9683 4 года назад

      @Darth Nihilus And your European opinion about the American president matters because.......?

    • @franziska3660
      @franziska3660 4 года назад +9

      @@pixeled9683
      Cause voting a little kid, trapped in the body of an aged senior, doesnt just influence America at its own.
      Denying climate change for example, like you do, infects the whole world, cause America is one of the economically strongest countries.
      The surface is pretty big, the population as well, and all other countries, that have rethought can not influence your wrong behaviour of endless consumption in any way.
      Americans just always think of their own wellbeing.
      Values like responsability dont exist in general.
      (Of course there are also a lot of Americans, who have those values;
      Im talking about the majority)
      You can easily recognize in your non-existing social policy.
      And when they see Europe is doing a certain contest and they are not involved, they get jealous and react by laughing at Europes traditions.
      Thats childish, unsocial and disrespectful.
      And you cant compare justified criticism on politic decisions of yours with a popsong-contest, that doesn't affect you at all.

    • @enyaaa7921
      @enyaaa7921 4 года назад +1

      Most Americans I know don’t even like Trump, but there are a lot of ignorant conservatives that voted for him. And btw Trump won the electoral college vote not the popular vote. There’s a difference and both of our candidates were very problematic. Even our 2020 ones are, all the good ones dropped out, now we have to choose between a candidate that was accused of sexual assault and can’t speak correctly most of the time or a candidate that was accused of sexual assault, made racist remarks, can’t accept that he’s wrong and has doomed our country. Bring Bernie back 😭

    • @1981janni
      @1981janni 4 года назад

      @@enyaaa7921 ofc. who ever got the money win the vote.. quest who win next time :OO the republic.. know why?
      we support Black life Matter web pages.. the world Enormic depending on it - but i cant speck for evrey one.. ofc. we are mix culture.. there for many will say all life matter because so many life got lost..

  • @delia9859
    @delia9859 6 лет назад +189

    It's nice to make fun of other cultures... but at least Europe has culture and history. I know it's called humour and sarcasm and trust me I am the most sarcastic person of the universe but people need to know that Eurovision is not a circus... it's fun and the combination of different cultures!! it's not stupid or a waste of time!! it's all about how music can unite all countries no matter what!!!!

    • @Stefano-dd2sf
      @Stefano-dd2sf 5 лет назад

      Stfu europoor

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 3 года назад

      And America doesn't have history or culture? And here I thought the Americans were the ignorant ones. lmao

    • @delia9859
      @delia9859 3 года назад

      @@JessKalinow hey I wrote this like three years ago so maybe I was angry or something. I definitely don't think that America doesn't have history or culture! I actually love America and I want to go there to work when I get the chance. I just didn't like the way this video portraits Eurovision because someone that doesn't watch Eurovision may believe that it is a stupid circus. Even some europeans believe that. But it's because they don't actually sit to watch it. Anyway, I hope I made my self clear 😊

    • @delia9859
      @delia9859 3 года назад

      @@Stefano-dd2sf lol ok

    • @albertbrasoveanu3798
      @albertbrasoveanu3798 3 года назад

      @@JessKalinow bruh, USA has like 500 years of culture and some of them act like they are first and most advanced civilization. But the comments point was that eurovision is had in its first years a purpose, to unite warthorn europe. Thats why we dont want USA in this, ot would just ruin all of it.

  • @omimimydear
    @omimimydear 7 лет назад +317

    R.I.P. u dont know anything about eurovision

    • @jack-5699
      @jack-5699 5 лет назад

      RIP He is a fucking comedian

    • @craggy5398
      @craggy5398 4 года назад +9

      @@jack-5699 well hes the worst comedian ive ever seen

    • @felixwiesinger4209
      @felixwiesinger4209 4 года назад +3

      Martha Manley RIP he‘s not funny

  • @JACKDAVY
    @JACKDAVY 8 лет назад +196

    very disrespectful

    • @PunkEnergy88
      @PunkEnergy88 8 лет назад +18

      +Alec Joseph Yeah you can joke about war and killing people. Fuck it right?

    • @PunkEnergy88
      @PunkEnergy88 8 лет назад +1

      +Norwegian Royalist Agree. Poland, Israel or Bulgaria should have won. That's just politics.

    • @adamnilsson4451
      @adamnilsson4451 8 лет назад +6

      +Alec Joseph imagine if people from Europe would laugh while listening to a song about 9/11. Should all americans just accept the joke then?

    • @alec8182
      @alec8182 8 лет назад +3

      +Adam Nilsson if it's in a stupid and in appropriate pop song then yeah. Not the place to discuss serious business. Plus we already have memes about it like "Bush did 9/11" and "dank memes can't melt steel beams" so there's no shortage of laughing off such a heavy matter (to be able to move on with normal life while still never forgetting)

    • @Orlor
      @Orlor 8 лет назад

      If someone was trying to pass off a serious song about 9/11 as a pop song, then yes.

  • @seonaxus
    @seonaxus 8 лет назад +32

    Not just for Europeans, the Eurovision is consistently one of the most watched broadcasts in the world every year. It is also the longest running televised song contest in the world.

  • @jelenakezic5016
    @jelenakezic5016 6 лет назад +117

    Oh my God, US people, you have so much weird stuff going on in your country that barely gives you the right to say anything rude to the show that connects all the countries in Europe for a few days, and makes us all forget that we may be having an 'enemy' standing on that stage. You don't know the feeling when the country your country has problems with gives some points to us. It all about that. About forgetting what country that is, and focusing on the song, all the fun going on up there.

    • @frodriguez9702
      @frodriguez9702 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад +2

      That's the point. We know we have weird crap. You can laugh at that like we do, why can't we laugh at yours?

  • @xrroxannex5059
    @xrroxannex5059 8 лет назад +168

    It's called EUROvision for a reason.
    Pls, Usa, the exit is that way ---------------------------------------------------------------->

    • @asollegromusic
      @asollegromusic 8 лет назад

      exactlyyy :))

    • @NerdX151
      @NerdX151 8 лет назад +1

      Its called Eurovision, because its an event for members of the EBU. The US could technically participate if they became members, just like Australia, Israel, Morocco, etc.

    • @andreaizquierdofernandez5128
      @andreaizquierdofernandez5128 8 лет назад

      +Marc Liljeqvist that countries participate because they really like Eurovision. For example Australia has participated this year because many people wake up at night and watch it, but the Americans don't really care about Eurovision.

    • @panoC97
      @panoC97 8 лет назад +2

      It's for Europe only yet countries like Australia, Israel, Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia take part in.

    • @caene
      @caene 8 лет назад

      All those countries except Australia and Israel are in Europe. Israel is part of the European Broadcasting Union (producer of Eurovision) and Australia is a guest and an associated member :)

  • @Helena96
    @Helena96 7 лет назад +314

    And this is why dear Americans you have a bad reputation in every country except yours.

    • @samnyc2
      @samnyc2 7 лет назад +1

      During the German invasion of the Soviet Union, Sweden allowed the Wehrmacht to use Swedish railways to transport (June-July 1941) the German 163rd Infantry Division along with howitzers, tanks and anti-aircraft weapons and associated ammunition from Norway to Finland. German soldiers traveling on leave between Norway and Germany were allowed passage through Sweden - the so-called permittenttrafik. Iron ore was sold to Germany throughout the war.

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 7 лет назад +25

      ^Relevant to absolutely nothing here...

    • @alexanderstavnsbo1164
      @alexanderstavnsbo1164 7 лет назад +1

      ı ąɱ ą ʂῳɛɖɛ true

    • @casebased4953
      @casebased4953 6 лет назад +1

      ı ąɱ ą ʂῳɛɖɛ A comedy piece made by one late-night host is why Americans have a bad reputation? Lol, if you say so.

  • @Ran13Jam
    @Ran13Jam 8 лет назад +79

    my favorite part is how committed he was to this performance

    • @comnique939
      @comnique939 8 лет назад

      I concur

    • @KP-zd3hc
      @KP-zd3hc 8 лет назад

      +RandeezyFoSheezy check out when he tried to outdo the Korean performer, Rain, in a dance-off....

  • @rachelmcnaughton9051
    @rachelmcnaughton9051 4 года назад +30

    Lmao I was completely fine and then when the 1944 song started playing and the line from it "They kill you all" appeared and the audience started to laugh I was like, okaayyyy......😳

  • @MrsAngelito0901
    @MrsAngelito0901 8 лет назад +82

    It's so rude, we should respect each others instead of making fun of the song which is based on true events. How can you laugh at that? Learn some history of the world America. Eurovision is different, but it doesn't mean it's bad.

    • @pandamilkshake
      @pandamilkshake 8 лет назад +6

      This is a comedy show, by the way...just in case you didnt notice

    • @matthewrevell2706
      @matthewrevell2706 8 лет назад +1

      I see you are already speaking in absolutes, to "America". How not stereotypical. Explains the down-votes, at least.

    • @MrsAngelito0901
      @MrsAngelito0901 8 лет назад +2

      Matthew Revell My mistake, I didn't want it to sound stereotypically. I was a little bit too mad about this joke, because I don't think it was funny at all.

    • @svw1978
      @svw1978 8 лет назад

      dan heb je gewoon geen gevoel voor humor

    • @elvisherrera7985
      @elvisherrera7985 8 лет назад

      It's supposed to be a non POLITICAL contest. So why not hahaha

  • @mica532
    @mica532 8 лет назад +33

    The combination of US and Eurovision will ruin the whole spirit of the show. As seen in the video, Americans will never get it.

    • @ruthelmendorf2865
      @ruthelmendorf2865 8 лет назад +3

      +mica532 No, we won't get it at all. There's just something so fresh about it, even though the songs pretty much sound the same year after year. I like listening to the winners from 1956 all the way to 2016. The message is the same, but the style changes over the years.

    • @mica532
      @mica532 8 лет назад +1

      +Ruth Elmendorf
      Well that's the thing - the songs are the same but quite different.
      And all there is fresh, but also a bit old and dusty.
      But you know what - listing to the winners from 1956-2016 repeatedly might actually do the work :)

    • @Andrew0you0tube
      @Andrew0you0tube 8 лет назад +2

      +Ruth Elmendorf goodle Lordi who won contest with hard rock song)

    • @djtaitai
      @djtaitai 8 лет назад +1

      +mica532 ohhhh dear. we're so uncultured.

    • @NPoetic
      @NPoetic 8 лет назад +1

      +TaiTai Look up Verka Serduchka, Eurovision. Americans can never understand that song! It came in only 2nd btw.

  • @qqqhv8777
    @qqqhv8777 7 лет назад +961

    At least in Eurovision people sing normal songs unlike in America almost every popular song is about sex.

    • @doctorbatman8520
      @doctorbatman8520 7 лет назад +5

      ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇs are you a "Slavic girl"?

    • @qqqhv8777
      @qqqhv8777 7 лет назад

      Doctor Batman
      No.

    • @Yu-mb4vd
      @Yu-mb4vd 7 лет назад +7

      ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇs Sex, Drugs, Bitches, Booty and some other shit

    • @hristi.yanche8487
      @hristi.yanche8487 7 лет назад +6

      European songs are the same

    • @Giedrius86
      @Giedrius86 7 лет назад +2

      well...-no. The same S...t in the Europe too.

  • @rubenrathgeber458
    @rubenrathgeber458 7 лет назад +190

    Eurovision? The biggest event? Oh my god... you never saw an european during the world cup...

    • @hildasnails5961
      @hildasnails5961 6 лет назад +3

      Ruben Kewssel true😂

    • @luka0451
      @luka0451 6 лет назад +22

      I think he wanted to say the biggest music event

    • @lisakollinesse7815
      @lisakollinesse7815 6 лет назад

      Ruben Kewssel true

    • @Anelkia
      @Anelkia 4 года назад +2

      By the way: FRANCE WON THE WORLD CUP! I'm so proud of my country.😢

    • @dgamer1760
      @dgamer1760 3 года назад

      @@Anelkia *Cries in croatian*

  • @snowcold5932
    @snowcold5932 8 лет назад +273

    The strangers are coming.... They come in a plane.... They crash it on, the twin towers; twin towers. *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @HelloApril
    @HelloApril 8 лет назад +88

    People say Americans don't get Eurovision, Judging from this, they really do!

    • @Stmated
      @Stmated 8 лет назад +1

      +Hello April Only if you haven't really watched Eurovision and only seen the smaller embarrassing parts. But I guess that is the view most UK people have.

    • @Vedad.Ramulic
      @Vedad.Ramulic 8 лет назад

      +Hello April no, but Colbert does

    • @goncalosilva97
      @goncalosilva97 8 лет назад +2

      +Hello April Judging from this they really dont

  • @ErklaerMirDieWelt
    @ErklaerMirDieWelt 7 лет назад +163

    It's called Eurovision because it is short for "Le Grand Prix de la Chanson de l'Eurovision", Eurovision originally being the word for the first international television shows.

    • @zaph1rax
      @zaph1rax 6 лет назад +3

      In Norway, it's common to call it "Grand Prix". I think it's just a Norwegian thing, the rest of Europe call it Eurovision.

    • @heleneoldeide2303
      @heleneoldeide2303 6 лет назад +5

      No, we call it Melody Grand Prix in Norway 😄

    • @valerievedette9542
      @valerievedette9542 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah but americans aren’t that bright so how would they know

    • @fjordstrom
      @fjordstrom 6 лет назад +3

      It's also Melodi Grand Prix in Denmark :p

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 6 лет назад

      Hiro Fox Colbert's show is a comedy bit

  • @TheBigFella32
    @TheBigFella32 4 года назад +183

    I find it hilarious when American's roast us Europeans. They literally wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us 😂

    • @polishherowitoldpilecki5521
      @polishherowitoldpilecki5521 4 года назад +10

      And it was paid back, when America helped defeat the Nazis in ww2, and helping rebuild Europe after the destruction of ww2. Through rebuilding and Loans, search up Marshall plan.

    • @cembri6543
      @cembri6543 4 года назад +8

      America is uk France and spain

    • @pixeled9683
      @pixeled9683 4 года назад +4

      FYI America invented the internet you said that on

    • @pixeled9683
      @pixeled9683 4 года назад +5

      and you wouldn't be saying that comment if it wasn't for americans

    • @happyweek11
      @happyweek11 4 года назад +1

      The Seer yeah and America is in hella debt to Eu, is a laughing stock and so much more. Plus you didn’t save shit before the war came knocking on your door. Until then you just threw refugees out and put Americans in concentration camps

  • @timv17
    @timv17 7 лет назад +151

    So apparently Sweden watched the treadmill part ..

    • @thom628b
      @thom628b 7 лет назад +3

      Couldn't agree more, though they might have done it a bit... better?

    • @sabmis2658
      @sabmis2658 6 лет назад

      And before in time!

  • @bearandbear2659
    @bearandbear2659 8 лет назад +470

    Colbert's song will get more points then Germany.

    • @iHygnos
      @iHygnos 8 лет назад +16

      Isn't very hard..

    • @ando4440
      @ando4440 8 лет назад +15

      +Bear AndBear than*

    • @holahula85
      @holahula85 8 лет назад +20

      +Bear AndBear we got last place twice in a row. try that america!!^^

    • @sench3911
      @sench3911 8 лет назад +8

      +Bear AndBear
      Then if time is involved.
      Than if you compare two things.
      Greetings form Germany.

    • @severedtulips7641
      @severedtulips7641 8 лет назад +22

      The key to doing well in Eurovision is to have lots of neighbours...unless you're Germany

  • @michelsennett5375
    @michelsennett5375 8 лет назад +110

    Ok parody.. but Sweden's was much better. I was there and the whole experience is fantastic. So typical that it took over 60 years for the US to even show this event on American TV! I wonder how many Americans ( including Colbert) can find Belarus on the map? Remember folks, ABBA and Celine Dion got their starts from Eurovision. Celine performed for Switzerland and won by only 1 point ( over the UK). Check her out and her infamous dress in the 1988 edition from Dublin!

    • @morazan1823
      @morazan1823 8 лет назад +5

      +Michel Sennett Colbert is a Northwestern grad, he not remotely as dumb as you think. Dude Eurovision stinks, it's idiots dressed in ridiculous clothing singing poorly translated lyrics in English in an attempt to mimic American Pop. It would be an amazing event if you attempted to represent genuine European culture, instead generic trash pop.

    • @michelsennett5375
      @michelsennett5375 8 лет назад +1

      +Joseph Martinez Thank you so much for your humble opinion. At least you didn't curse or telll me to go to hell like so many on this channel. Most of these somgs are written first in English and yes there are some bad ones of course! This is a contest. How many times has Miss Maine won Miss America? The experience is crazy and I like it. I know Mr. Colbert's type of humor and unfortunately it doesn't translate that well here in Europe.

    • @michelsennett5375
      @michelsennett5375 8 лет назад

      +M Thorne Great keep watching!! 200million plus viewers can't be wrong!

    • @Sasha-qf8eu
      @Sasha-qf8eu 8 лет назад +4

      +Joseph Martinez ridiculous clothing? idiots? mimic american pop? have you ever hear hear american music, that shit is rubbish. Like come on Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Rihanna... and so on.

    • @altarium4220
      @altarium4220 8 лет назад +4

      +Joseph Martinez Okay I'm sorry but "an attempt to mimic American Pop"? Do you know that 3/4 of your so called "American Pop Hits" are produced in Sweden?

  • @annjul6024
    @annjul6024 6 лет назад +34

    If you laugh at Jamala's song its basically the same as laughing about 9/11...

  • @DragicaOfficial
    @DragicaOfficial 8 лет назад +46

    Mans already performed the ultimate Eurovision song 'Love Love Peace Peace' :D

    • @renskedunnewold1995
      @renskedunnewold1995 8 лет назад +8

      Someone had to say it! Best Eurovision song of all times!

  • @modernlacuna
    @modernlacuna 8 лет назад +151

    This is supposed to be a parody, but honestly this could easily be a top 5 entry.

    • @olivernordwall134
      @olivernordwall134 8 лет назад

      If America is going on to eourovision i Will go crazy

    • @JackHeadphonius
      @JackHeadphonius 8 лет назад +5

      +AndroZeus Honestly, if we'd wanna win with a funny and wild entry... we'd need to send "Weird Al" Yankovic.

    • @Stmated
      @Stmated 8 лет назад +1

      +AndroZeus Maybe 5+ years ago.

    • @modernlacuna
      @modernlacuna 8 лет назад +2

      Stmated My specific thought was Ukraine 9 years ago, actually.

  • @carolc9655
    @carolc9655 8 лет назад +496

    Let's laugh about 9/11, I find it pretty funny.

    • @pg7216
      @pg7216 8 лет назад +106

      No no, can't laugh at that. Only at other people's genocides and national traumas.

    • @carolc9655
      @carolc9655 8 лет назад +5

      This guy just tries to please the russians, see they are pretty angry too

    • @BlackOpsGod2011
      @BlackOpsGod2011 8 лет назад +8

      Im American and i make 9/11 jokes, so ur good

    • @carolc9655
      @carolc9655 8 лет назад +3

      somehow I didn't find it funny ..

    • @Myar692
      @Myar692 7 лет назад +24

      You didn't understand the joke. He wasn't laughing at the genocide, he was laughing at the fact that people rock out to a song about genocide. It's like someone making a song about 9/11 and people jam to it, it's just weird.

  • @debbiejane2860
    @debbiejane2860 4 года назад +29

    I've only just come across this. I'm a huge Eurovision fan and have never missed one as long as I can remember. I even watched one year whilst in hospital! Us Europeans know it's terrible. That's what makes is so magical! Don't take the piss because you don't understand what it is. Don't be all American about it. Embrace the weirdness. Enjoy the bonkers. You have to invest yourself in it. It also helps to invent a drinking game whilst watching too!!!

  • @krakrakrala
    @krakrakrala 8 лет назад +109

    We Europeans are always laughing at this stupid show Eurovision. Steven captured the silliness so good.

    • @SynthesisElysium
      @SynthesisElysium 8 лет назад

      +krakrakrala Eurovision is just such a cringeworthy kitshfest. And then when an actual good song comes by (Spain), it barely registers on the scoreboard and the win goes to what may well be the most atrocious song played at Eurovision in years, which says something.

    • @DMTHOTH
      @DMTHOTH 8 лет назад

      +krakrakrala rofl.. 300 milion people watches eurovision songcontest every years. So that means, there is majority people who loves to watch esc and there is another minority people hating esc so they can pretend to be a 'cool hipster'.

    • @Aoderic
      @Aoderic 8 лет назад +1

      +DMTHOTH The song contest is shown in an area with 1,2 billion potential viewers (not including the US and China) so only about 25% watches it.

    • @MittiMaten
      @MittiMaten 8 лет назад

      +DMTHOTH only kids and gays like it

    • @DMTHOTH
      @DMTHOTH 8 лет назад

      Carl XVI Gustaf Bernadotte So there are 300 million kids and gays.. ofc you are 147% right.

  • @isittrueisitnot3303
    @isittrueisitnot3303 8 лет назад +628

    2:08... That is really sad, what they are laughing at..

    • @Marc-kr8pc
      @Marc-kr8pc 7 лет назад +85

      As much as i hate the song i agree that you shouldn't laugh at it.

    • @taylorwheeler6793
      @taylorwheeler6793 7 лет назад +45

      It's a "what the fuck" laugh

    • @ЯрославСавків-ь2ц
      @ЯрославСавків-ь2ц 7 лет назад +4

      No, that is really funny. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (відбите шоу)

    • @thelovelyratkitten
      @thelovelyratkitten 7 лет назад +57

      Specifically because of the context. Everything before set the audience up to think it'd be a cheesy pop number.

    • @harrietwatts9549
      @harrietwatts9549 7 лет назад +9

      IKR i fucking hate america sometimes

  • @florenna
    @florenna 8 лет назад +109

    "We're this close to electing Mussolini" - well, you have elected him ;)

    • @ranpo_edogawa
      @ranpo_edogawa 7 лет назад +3

      florenna Sadly yeah we did, but not without kicking, screaming, and scratching.

    • @thelovelyratkitten
      @thelovelyratkitten 7 лет назад +1

      No wink smiley face emoticon, please. There is nothing wink smiley face about that. Half of the country is opposed.

    • @rekanai8516
      @rekanai8516 7 лет назад

      Kristi Schoenhaar so that means it is not funny to make jokes about the orange but it is fine for you to laugh about when it comes to Europe's history?
      No offense, I actually want your real opinion.

    • @thelovelyratkitten
      @thelovelyratkitten 7 лет назад

      I never said it was okay to laugh at Europe's history. In spite of my affection for Colbert I found this segment disappointing, mainly because his writers had no idea what they were talking about. That aside, I also can tell you the audience members were laughing in surprise at the mood shift, not at the subject matter of the song.
      I fully support jokes about the bigoted orange manchild human disaster that is the POTUS. It's comments like Florenna's that push the blame on the U.S. majority for putting him in office that are insulting. Millions of people that did not vote for him are already suffering. Trump lost the popular vote (the vote of U.S. citizens), so in a better world where the U.S. voting system was fair and balanced Trump would have lost.

    • @rekanai8516
      @rekanai8516 7 лет назад

      Kristi Schoenhaar first of all the "bigoted orange manchild human disaster" is the best thing I've been reading the whole day. :')
      Thank you for not going personal as well.
      Just to ask - how big is it the opportunity, that Trump is getting actually kicked out of the white house?
      Our news reported about it a while ago but it seems quite unlikely.

  • @Gamerthon98
    @Gamerthon98 5 лет назад +34

    This is why America isn't allowed to participate.
    Australia is easy to justify being in the competitiom. They've enjoyed the competition for a long time, we envited them as a friendly gesture, and now we keep inviting them back because they're entries are so well loved by the fans of the contest. They're respectful, take the contest seriously, and they give us some amazing songs for the competition.
    America makes fun of stuff like this too much and they'd take over the whole contest and make it about them. Don't get me wrong, there are some brilliant Americans out there that could bring some new cards to the table, but America is already salty enough that they're not in the competition. Imagine how salty America would be when they didn't win.

    • @albertk233
      @albertk233 5 лет назад +7

      And they would be even more salty when they get 0 points

    • @frodriguez9702
      @frodriguez9702 4 года назад

      @@albertk233 yawn

    • @frodriguez9702
      @frodriguez9702 4 года назад

      Lame

    • @pixeled9683
      @pixeled9683 4 года назад +1

      America is not all the same, there's 50 states, each state is different, no one gets this and it shows ignorance, you're thinking of california and new york

    • @JessKalinow
      @JessKalinow 3 года назад

      I find this amusing since you missed the part where he said this was the first year it was broadcasted in America. So you twits excluded the US for decades from even watching the damn thing. Never even gave us a chance, so why would we give a shit? Honestly, it's cool you guys have it, just doesn't make any sense to include Australia. Is it reparations for sending all your criminals there?