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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @citrus-eater
    @citrus-eater 4 года назад +945

    “Pret, alletz”
    “Pret a manger”
    I’m in tears

    • @MeredithMynroseUniversalHealer
      @MeredithMynroseUniversalHealer 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya 3 года назад +2

      Please what does it means? My foreign language at school was English.

    • @citrus-eater
      @citrus-eater 3 года назад +23

      @@mirofeya “pret alletz” means go in french and it’s a term used in the sport of fencing. “pret a manger” is the name of a cafe franchise that’s common in the UK, like starbucks. So he’s just making fun of the two since they both started with the word “pret”.
      I hope this makes sense and good luck on your studies!

    • @milosm9280
      @milosm9280 3 года назад +3

      @@mirofeya prêt allez means ready fight

    • @sebastianbates
      @sebastianbates 3 года назад +3

      Pret a manager
      That is one of the clues for the 10,000

  • @rebeccaw.301
    @rebeccaw.301 4 года назад +784

    I feel like this is the only video where the classic music in the background is actually fitting the content😂

    • @herrstiefel603
      @herrstiefel603 4 года назад +14

      You cant go wrong with classical music in the background😂

    • @rebeccaw.301
      @rebeccaw.301 4 года назад

      You are both very right

    • @amulyamishra5745
      @amulyamishra5745 4 года назад

      Is it classical ? What's it called ?
      Any idea ? Anyone ?

    • @ncls.1371
      @ncls.1371 3 года назад

      No it's always appropriate

  • @xDancingInTheSky
    @xDancingInTheSky 4 года назад +865

    France: Bonjour
    Germany: Hola
    Makes sense

    • @fabianneuhaus5248
      @fabianneuhaus5248 4 года назад +23

      am German, can confirm

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 года назад +4

      I learnt some German some years back. Elementary level. I had to go back and question myself about the Hola 😂

    • @amulyamishra5745
      @amulyamishra5745 4 года назад +1

      Isn't it Guten Morgen in German ?

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 года назад

      @@amulyamishra5745 Thats good morning. We were taught to say Hallo 😅

    • @_the_
      @_the_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Thisworldisagoner German here! It's hallo.

  • @needyverse
    @needyverse 4 года назад +269

    Max at 2:20: Hears about how people can be impaled
    Max at 4:20: Decides that distracting Ru mid-lunge is worth the risk

  • @xzempty_8387
    @xzempty_8387 4 года назад +649

    I went to Lord Farquaad’s Fencing Academy and I am personally offended.

  • @bootifulfandoms
    @bootifulfandoms 4 года назад +445

    Should've said "Foiled you" at the end there. Missed opportunity!

  • @arishatahir7838
    @arishatahir7838 4 года назад +265

    the commonwealth gold medalist is so humble

    • @jdd5672
      @jdd5672 4 года назад +23

      'champion over here, i kinda want to fight you now' - Max was definitely chatting her up

  • @s0sonmi
    @s0sonmi 4 года назад +127

    "You can't trust Ru. I didn't even like your drag race."
    I'M WHEEZING

  • @Magrat_Knoblauch
    @Magrat_Knoblauch 4 года назад +376

    "I've been to Germany" ~ _"Hola"_
    Me, a German: *Nein, nein, nein*

  • @vinaysukhija8088
    @vinaysukhija8088 4 года назад +185

    She let him have the last point 😂

  • @ianport2185
    @ianport2185 4 года назад +94

    I represented my university at fencing back in the 80s. Our team came last, every time, and I gave up shortly thereafter. Just thought I'd share.

  • @georgiabielec4125
    @georgiabielec4125 2 года назад +23

    As someone who's fenced for half their life and loves the sport this video was perfect

    • @38yearoldhitchiker
      @38yearoldhitchiker Год назад +3

      Hopefully epee (the real sport)

    • @saidhuizar2893
      @saidhuizar2893 Год назад +2

      ​@@38yearoldhitchikerLol, as an epee fencer I totally agree with you here

    • @EXSKYE
      @EXSKYE Год назад +2

      @@saidhuizar2893 as a saber fencer i completely disagree

    • @albertbresca8904
      @albertbresca8904 6 месяцев назад

      @@38yearoldhitchiker as someone who fences 3 weapons they are all equal... equally fun and equally challenging...

    • @38yearoldhitchiker
      @38yearoldhitchiker 6 месяцев назад

      @@EXSKYE "fencer"

  • @Macarite
    @Macarite 4 года назад +15

    This is so refreshing to see my sport properly represented! so many videos which wash it over, but you've made an accurate portrayal. =)

  • @louisavander7805
    @louisavander7805 4 года назад +16

    4:21 an absolute classic move 👏👏

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 года назад +48

    I’m still on the fence to be honest.

  • @benmatthews9015
    @benmatthews9015 4 года назад +12

    This shouldn’t have been a streetsmart episode should have a episode of un-conventional

  • @jamesburns4574
    @jamesburns4574 4 года назад +9

    The beeping in the background made me keep pausing the video and think I was going crazy

  • @Froggeh92
    @Froggeh92 4 года назад +37

    aww she gave him a sympathy point haha

  • @winkyben69
    @winkyben69 4 года назад +10

    As someone who does fencing, this was very funny! :D

  • @bnap3221
    @bnap3221 4 года назад +17

    Actually my fencing club was founded by a guy who took up fencing bc he though that it was the easiest way to get into the Olympics

  • @JohnSmith-dg3rd
    @JohnSmith-dg3rd 4 года назад +33

    Collab with James Veitch please!

  • @Boredartist08
    @Boredartist08 Год назад +1

    As a past fencer, I do approve of this video

  • @iTzNoXy96
    @iTzNoXy96 4 года назад +7

    That girl is awfully modest

    • @arthurkemp4494
      @arthurkemp4494 4 года назад

      Boy Better Noel no, it’s not the real commonwealth games because fencings not in the commonwealth game, they have there own but it’s a bit average because the best country’s at fencing aren’t in the commonwealth.

  • @vacannot
    @vacannot 4 года назад +9

    I end every single one of your videos with the largest smile on my face. love em

  • @leelicayan2180
    @leelicayan2180 4 года назад +14

    Max reviewing my sport makes feel like I've achieved something. P.S. we're not a posh sport anymore since it's become widely available to the general public in recent decades (Epee is obvs the best)

    • @kazz9849
      @kazz9849 4 года назад +1

      Completely agreed with you until the end. Foil all the way lmao

    • @threeletteragent
      @threeletteragent 4 года назад +5

      Épée gang we out here

    • @leelicayan2180
      @leelicayan2180 4 года назад

      At least we're not Sabreurs guys (sorry Sabreurs, its easiest to gang up on you)

    • @rabbitwerewolf1631
      @rabbitwerewolf1631 2 года назад +3

      I fully agree. Épée is just better. You don't have to worry about priority, just stab the guy before he stabs you

    • @martafiord
      @martafiord Год назад

      I have a feeling that the equipment and place to train is a lot more expensive than football, basketball, volleyball etc

  • @sophiekuijper5394
    @sophiekuijper5394 4 года назад +2

    3:33 "I didn't even like your drag race" low blow hahaha

  • @johnbob7764
    @johnbob7764 2 года назад +3

    this is awesome. i'm suprised he picked sabre, seeing as it's the least common weapon

  • @ajdexter4195
    @ajdexter4195 3 года назад +4

    I wouldn’t have many limbs left if this was the Middle Ages 😂😂😭

  • @maggiem733
    @maggiem733 4 года назад +2

    My gosh, when the beeping started at the beginning I thought my house was on fire 😂😂😂😂 cheers to having your fire alarm sound the same

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Год назад

      Don't know if you are going to be reading this three years later but I wanted to let you know that fencing competitions will often feature lile 20 of those going off all over the room at slightly different times and sometimes with slightly different sounds. I somehow manage to block most of this noise while fighting and can even manage to focus on the beeps that are ment for me and my opponent but people that have accompanied me to tournaments have often complained about the near constant beeping.

  • @ConcordeFan
    @ConcordeFan Год назад +1

    Fencer here - he's wearing a right handed jacket, but fencing left handed!

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 2 года назад +5

    The only time I've held a sword, tbh was while I was absolutely knackered in the basement of a fraternity. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have followed a dude into his basement on the promise of him showing me his sword.

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 2 года назад

      You are hilarious my friend

  • @ishaanshsingh7941
    @ishaanshsingh7941 4 года назад +3

    Max, love, don't forget to have a cuppa to keep yourself warm. Stay hydrated.

  • @thegoggstar
    @thegoggstar 2 года назад

    0:48 Perfect German right there

  • @Chief_of_Beef
    @Chief_of_Beef 4 года назад +6

    Can't wait to see Max Zac and Jay fencing for team GB this year

  • @noone-tq7cs
    @noone-tq7cs 2 года назад +2

    I've been a fencer for 4 years, unfortunately I had to stop cuz I had no money, in my club we used only sabres, though sometimes someone would bring a foil, and I have nothing to say about épées apart from the fact that it's just the French word for sword

  • @yellowcrocs9000
    @yellowcrocs9000 4 года назад +9

    If a shooting weekend was 0 and The Royal Family was 100 on the scale of posh, fencing would be slap bang in the middle

    • @emilymatthews5058
      @emilymatthews5058 4 года назад

      Not really, go along to a club or a competition - the majority of people are not at all posh.

  • @HarryBriggs98
    @HarryBriggs98 4 года назад +11

    3:33 Well that was a lie. We have literal video evidence

  • @anastasia9447
    @anastasia9447 4 года назад +4

    How is it that when Max Fosh was filming at my uni is the exact same time I was out of the country 😂😭

  • @ellapritchard7232
    @ellapritchard7232 4 года назад +4

    the same hand handshake and the end gave me second hand embarrassment

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Год назад

      As a fencing instructor it's always funny to see kids meeting a left-handed opponent for the first time. If they fight against them regularly they tend to shake hands as automatically as they would normally shake hands on the street but the first time I can often see the gears in their head turning while trying to figure out how to shake hands. This also happens to a lesser degree after their first fight because you shake your unprotected (usually the non-dominant) hand and most people aren't used to doing a handshake with the left hand.

  • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
    @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Год назад +1

    1:14 you’d be surprised how friendly fencers are. I mean you must both consent to being stabbed. So you must both be friendly enough to do this, and I think fencers tend to subconsciously stray from the violent nature of original fencing, additionally most fencers understand that a better mood means better playing, if you think, you die.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Год назад

      Most fencing instructors worth their money also not only teach how to use the weapon but also respect and propper etiquette. It is similar in most martial arts but I can only speak about fencing from experience. Many things that might be common in other sports but also seen as disrespectful are offences that can get you sent home from a tournament. For example the fighters perform a greeting before the fight and to the same greeting and a handshake afterwards, purposefully denying your opponent the greeting or handshake can get you send home by the referee because it shows poor sportsmanship.

    • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
      @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Год назад

      @@Elholz like if you don’t salute that’s a black card

  • @flameshadow39
    @flameshadow39 4 года назад +1

    Loved the Lord Farquad reference

  • @zedeighty
    @zedeighty 3 года назад +3

    I want to see Max do all the posh sports.

  • @melia3462
    @melia3462 4 года назад +2

    They’re all so nice and cute and I don’t know if that’s if I’m used to drunk people on this channel or not

  • @janrudolph9106
    @janrudolph9106 Год назад

    And you even had the electric west open, so that your target area had a whole. :)

  • @clarkmitchell8223
    @clarkmitchell8223 3 года назад +2

    Right handed lamé on a lefty tut tut

  • @cansuozdemir6274
    @cansuozdemir6274 4 года назад +2

    Pret A Manger LMAOO

  • @Dunicht69
    @Dunicht69 4 года назад +1

    I don't know but max fosh videos are really good if your not drunk but also if you are. I think he edits his videos when he's drunk but films them sober. Just a thing to think about.

  • @Tiffany-cr6mr
    @Tiffany-cr6mr 4 года назад

    Subtle shrek and Ru Paul’s drag race references...

  • @thepenguin9807
    @thepenguin9807 7 месяцев назад

    “Germany”
    “Hola!”
    😭

  • @JagerMaister_Gaming
    @JagerMaister_Gaming 2 месяца назад

    I do épée fencing and as a fencer i can say that the different weapons are very different

  • @snivythefencer2898
    @snivythefencer2898 4 года назад +2

    I cringed so hard at the end when he held his Sabre blade up when they were shaking hands 😬

  • @jordanparkinson842
    @jordanparkinson842 3 года назад +4

    3:02 ;)

    • @SWNerd
      @SWNerd 3 года назад +1

      you beat me by 2 seconds gg

  • @domwatt5486
    @domwatt5486 4 года назад +1

    It's all in the knees, fosh

  • @rebeccaw.301
    @rebeccaw.301 4 года назад +12

    I am really afraid for the general public right know

  • @colinyoung3685
    @colinyoung3685 4 года назад

    Keeping your Olympics dream alive I see.

  • @woutjanmooij5852
    @woutjanmooij5852 4 года назад +3

    that ending was great

  • @user-fb8cl6kx7l
    @user-fb8cl6kx7l 4 года назад +2

    If only this (sword) was longer

  • @Tolyuhh
    @Tolyuhh 4 года назад +2

    I did fencing in high school. Managed to get stabbed in the eye while watching from the sidelines once.

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya 3 года назад

      Надеюсь, ваш глаз в порядке сейчас.

    • @Tolyuhh
      @Tolyuhh 3 года назад

      @@mirofeya Глаз прекрасно, мне очень повезло !!!

  • @YasminOlivia-
    @YasminOlivia- 4 года назад

    Honestly love your content so much 😂

  • @SillyLittleAxolotl
    @SillyLittleAxolotl 7 месяцев назад

    Come to Streatham fencers on any Thursday at half 7 and I’ll be waiting

  • @littlemisskittyuk1
    @littlemisskittyuk1 4 года назад +2

    Pret A Manger 😂

  • @em-jd4do
    @em-jd4do 3 года назад

    'tis but a scratch, didn't even feel the sword

  • @vovakarma7885
    @vovakarma7885 4 года назад

    A good joke in the end would have been “thank you for letting me touch you”

  • @frankD246
    @frankD246 4 года назад +1

    You the Man! Brilliant,,,,, fosh fence rrr

  • @thomasscott9152
    @thomasscott9152 4 года назад +1

    Max Fosh the King of posh RUclips

  • @MrBasicly
    @MrBasicly 4 года назад

    2:29 A "proper impalement situation"

  • @dimi.mi.se.racunar
    @dimi.mi.se.racunar 4 года назад

    Mark without glasses is a different person

  • @ce3jay196
    @ce3jay196 4 года назад +1

    Max is going to blow up so I am marking my ground to claim I was here!

  • @Owen.Fallon
    @Owen.Fallon 2 года назад +1

    One of me mates got a foil thingy stuck in his arm, went straight through the bone apparently

  • @IsabellaKathryn
    @IsabellaKathryn Год назад

    As someone who fences this is funny

  • @Stuffthatsfunny1
    @Stuffthatsfunny1 4 года назад +1

    Should have called next point wins

  • @gold-archer0827
    @gold-archer0827 Год назад

    Bruh, personally YOU should've used a saber. Way better than the olympic sword

  • @zaraellicock
    @zaraellicock 4 года назад +75

    you cant trust ru i didnt even like your drag race lol

    • @albertbresca8904
      @albertbresca8904 6 месяцев назад

      i didn't realise what he said til you made that comment...lol

  • @loyp4328
    @loyp4328 4 года назад +1

    "it was just a flesh wound" #tisbutascratch #londonstabbingepidemic

  • @Nobody-qy7zp
    @Nobody-qy7zp 2 года назад

    "Germany! Hola?"

  • @SillyLittleAxolotl
    @SillyLittleAxolotl 7 месяцев назад

    Streatham fencers on top 💪💪💪💪💪

  • @user-dw5gr6js3d
    @user-dw5gr6js3d 4 года назад +1

    0 dislikes just how it is supposed to be

  • @milodiamand1177
    @milodiamand1177 4 года назад

    The last bit 😂😂

  • @toughluck8012
    @toughluck8012 Год назад

    2:41🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakehurstfencing
    @jakehurstfencing 4 года назад

    What will be even more posh is if you go to the public schools fencing champs

  • @Nidiya1210
    @Nidiya1210 4 года назад

    Max Fosh and the musketeers

  • @rohanjs2260
    @rohanjs2260 4 года назад +3

    IT'S RU!!!!!

  • @mattrubrecht4160
    @mattrubrecht4160 4 года назад +1

    Now you'll have to try HEMA

  • @DanielKainth1994
    @DanielKainth1994 3 года назад

    Pret A Manger 😂😂😂

  • @jamiemartin7649
    @jamiemartin7649 2 года назад +1

    an awful lot of fencers seem to be subscribed to you Max

  • @cjwoderstruck425
    @cjwoderstruck425 4 года назад

    Why haven’t they fixed your lamé? The vest that help you get points. You should try foil too

  • @domtorque
    @domtorque 4 года назад +1

    The infamous Britta Heidemann. The one second that never ended... A huge controversy. I think it’s fair to say that it’s all a sham.

  • @juwaiphlant
    @juwaiphlant 4 года назад

    so you're never gonna enter the olympics

  • @BenBWZ
    @BenBWZ Год назад

    im also a fencer

  • @kyanngo
    @kyanngo 10 месяцев назад

    with you

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan 2 года назад

    It must be hard to see the sword without glasses on xD plus that mesh helmet

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Год назад +1

      I don't know how bad his eyesight is without glasses but the mesh isn't much of a hindrance to me. I could see the need for glasses making it exponentially harder to see through though.

  • @JustASwordfish
    @JustASwordfish 2 года назад

    shame he didn't try foil

  • @lisadias9982
    @lisadias9982 4 года назад +5

    Do you even joust bro?

  • @0li3
    @0li3 4 года назад +1

    4:20 nice try 😂

  • @teresakeding5585
    @teresakeding5585 4 года назад

    This is next level posh XD

  • @brick8646
    @brick8646 3 года назад

    "Germany"
    ¡HOLA!

  • @willoweloise6036
    @willoweloise6036 4 года назад +2

    Happy to see that leftie representation, Max🎉🎉

  • @yowza234
    @yowza234 4 года назад

    Would still rather do HEMA

  • @Mattmchugh1
    @Mattmchugh1 4 года назад +1

    Longer vids pls

  • @islamckenzie6519
    @islamckenzie6519 4 года назад

    Classic gags 😂🤟