Colleen Ballinger Apology Video, but the ukulele is gone
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Worst apology I've ever seen, but ukulele is gone. Well sort of, you can kind of hear it.
Life lesson: Don't do anything with children that's bad.
Twitter: / eyeofdarkness_
dont sue me plz, it's all for fun.
I think it's funnier that you can hear her strum but no chords are actually being played 😭
Yeah it’s sounds like she’s holding the strings down while she strums them lmao
The music from the ukulele is filtered out by an AI so it sounds a little wonky 😂
@@Poopfart811 I think it's great! 😂
@@Poopfart811Honestly it makes it even funnier, it sounds like she just doesn’t know how to play ukelele
Yeah
Somehow this version helps me to envision much more easily how it probably looked when she practiced this song many times over before finally hitting the record button. Makes it 100 times more unhinged feeling than it already is.
and she made it to 10 minutes because wanted more money 😅
@Coffeegirl739 theres no ads on the video and it only needs to be 8 i think
@@Coffeegirl739she didn’t monetize it.
@@gabby1991was about to say..
but imagine she actually got money for that haha
would’ve been a lot
@@hyde_stopStealingMyUsername I think she might be considering it she copyrighted this “song“
Listen, I’ve been a loser for years, and I’ve never sent lingerie to minors
wait w-
@@srfrancium9728Long story short: Colleen sent lingerie (her bra and panties) to Adam.
real I've been a loser for a VERY long time and ik i would never and have never done that.
For real, losers don't have millions of people to send lingerie to to begin with 😂
I’ve been a loser for awhile and I’ve never sent any kids pictures of my friend’s nudes
I thought the ukulele was going to, quite literally, be edited out of the video so she was strumming air LMFAO
same lmao
same 💀
Yep me too lol
Same
SAME LOL
You can see the psycho in her eyes
Don't see anything in those eyes. Just dead and soulless, that's more scary than psycho eyes.
She really said "😳 toxic gossip train 🎶 🚂"
PsychoSoprano was actually her original username for years
@@NoteToLoserdang she wasn't lying 😂
She looks fake honestly, like there’s definitely no emotion behind her eyes except bitterness
Love how everyone is in agreement of how much of a loser she is.
I don’t think she is. She’s still hilarious. A lot of her behavior with children was bizarre and lacking boundaries. The word “grooming,” is becoming one of those overused/misused millennial words like “gaslighting.” Her behavior was creepy. Grooming is a lot more particular.
@@MJFan625Moonwalker It’s mostly because she made this entire song “apologizing” but she didn’t even admit that she did a bad thing. She knows there is photo and video proof of her acting inappropriately around minors but just brushed it off as “lies people made up for clout”. If she made a video being sincere and actually saying sorry I might have a tiny bit more respect for her, but she basically just made an entire video claiming she’s the victim. Also in my book acting creepy around children automatically makes you a loser.
@@audske, fair enough. I do think she acknowledged pushing boundaries with underage fans in her little song and basically said she stopped doing that when she realized it was over the line.
@@MJFan625Moonwalkershe literally left the group chat LAST WEEK
@@henrivandecasteele6042, but did she keep sending inappropriate messages after being called out a while back?
I still love how she just places blame on everybody else and doesn’t actually take responsibility for what she did.
All the while preaching about "taking accountability" 😂 Like where?
“Guys I took accountability, trust me 🥺 anyway here’s a song about how I did nothing wrong!”
Those soulless eyes.
Bruh she’s like “I’m not really sorry, and my new song comes out this summer” ✌️
yea ik she didnt even say the word "sorry" in the whole ten minute video like????
Colleen: At least your having fun. Right?
Adam: *deadly serious and not having fun in the slightest*
"sometimes people can make a mistake and that doesn't make them a horrible person"
Yeah, I forgot to return a library book for like 3 months when i was younger, that's a mistake, that doesn't make me a horrible person.
Grooming children though? Yeah that makes you a bad person!
ikr like how tf do u "accidnetly" groom children???
@@444.washingmachineliterally… for years over and over again.
@@444.washingmachineaw fiddlesticks my fingers came in contact with a child again!
@@Woohoowi1 AHSBBSHSGSGGS-
I still have a few library books I didn’t turn in because I moved schools and I never had the chance to bring them back 💀😭
It's just funny how are everyone making fun out of her, she deserves it.
karma is a bitch I love this
fr
literally
A dick named Bridon is HARRASING me due to me saying the n word as a white
You can say that again.
she sounds even more delusional than before 😰
Is that even possible😭?
Everytime she looks down sges actually reading the script
for sure 😭
I was wondering why the 2nd half of this video was littered with so overly long pauses lmao
@@corundumkrabble5035 every detail of this is premeditated in my opinion.down to the pause where she pretends to finish and says let me try something.its so cringe I can't take it
@@funnybunny-hb8jk she said dis ain't long enough i gotta get to the 10 min mark 😭
9:48 - "Sometimes people make mistakes simply because they made a mistake." Colleen's "the floor is made out of floor" moment!
Sometimes people murder because they committed murder guys
Did you know? If you die in Canada, you die in real life.
@@Doris_LOWHDO:
I’m sorry but imo the fact she couldn’t just sit there and actually apologize for what she did without making a song screams pathetic to me. I feel like she’s trying to shine positivity on all the wrong she’s done and trying to justify her actions. Like. Ugh. Idk how to explain but I feel like the uke and and the singing is meant to be used to manipulate everyone into thinking oh maybe she’s actually sorry and she’s gonna do better but like I know manipulative behavior as I see it and this just ain’t okay at all lol
EDIT: one last this the whole “sometimes people can make a mistake and it doesn’t mean they’re not a good person and blah blah don’t send them hate” part really desperately says accept my poor apology instead of saying I’m sorry and the whole f me right thing at the end is trying to make you pity her. Girl you done did your wrongs one too many times if you were sorry you would’ve quit the first time perioddddtttt
She also never actually apologizes in the video. Like, she’s pretty much just saying “you guys want me to take accountability, but I’m right, you’re wrong. I made a small mistake and you guys stink” even though she’s very wrong. Like, she never says “I’m sorry” so it’s not even an apology video. There is no damn apology.
no dawg she literally said “were my intentions to manipulate?…” then said “we’ll it doesn’t rlly matter what my intentions are” this bihh a a straight violator
"I think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes."
Also Colleen: THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN
Her just strumming the ukulele and staring straight at the camera without any emotions whatsoever is so... unsettling.
Honestly the no music just proves how many notes she didn't hit
Someone *NEEDS* to remix this
OMG I ALREADY KNOW THERES GONNA BE A CUPCAKE VERSION😭😭
@@lisawastakenagain guess what
@@lisawastakenagainranvision remix
@@Theperson-sp7zuThere is!
“NoT A GrOOmeR😇🐠❤😱,jUSt A LosER😭🗑🤢👽”
how she thinks we will think of this:OMG COLLEEN WE FORGIVE YOU😇😭❤💖🤢💅🏻🐠🤣
yep lol
I really want to tell her Meatcanyon is going to make a very disturbing video with her in it.
Or Aamon Animations....
@@stephss yep him too...
yep he do it
I have some exciting news
It was actually more hilarious than disturbing. The artstyle was still pretty freaky though
even though you can still kind of hear the ukulele, i’d like to imagine she’s holding down all of the strings with her hand and all we hear is just how the strings themselves sound
I wanna see this version with the ukulele photo-shopped out
She’s using air as an instrument
@@SolifiedEuropashe’s using her own BS that she’s spewing out her mouth and it just happens to make a melody
i love the silent strumming while staring into the camera at the start lmao
"How much more awkward do you want this shitstain of a video to be?"
EyeOfLightness: "Yes"
This is somehow more bearable than the actual video 💀
0:14 eww you can hear her gulp ☠
I think that was part of the ukulele still, the sound couldn't be entirely erased
This version creeps me out a little more
It seems that the ukulele is not completely all gone here. Rather, it just sounds like an analog clock ticking away faintly in the background instead now.
Thank you. The ukulele was a major distraction
steven universe without the background music:
@1:27 I think it's utter gold how proud she is when she says "they never said I couldn't sing". You can see the smugness on her face. Like good job, you discovered the "loophole" to destroying your career. You sure showed "them", "them" being the people who were trying to help you protect your career.
Now she's just singing which makes her looks just as nuts but less funny.
She was never funny to begin with.
@@Maw0 ikr miranda sings was so weird-
hi. but the ukulele said bye.
I love the one-way ticket to manipulation station, but without the ukulele it sounds so odd 💀
Do only ukelele now
I was hoping in the original video that she would chuck the ukulele and start talking normal at the end😭
I love how it constantly sounds like she’s really trying to play the cords, but they’re so tight that it just makes the nails on a chalk-bord sound. 💀
Why did I think it would be visually edited out
this is so scary
colleen ballinger - toxic gossip train ep (acapella)
It's giving duck song
The man said “look duck there’s no way,
You could apologise the whole day.
I refuse.”
Someone has to make a remix of this now
Theres a cupcakke one
@@jadebayoba7073 NO- 💀
@@444.washingmachine there is
@@jadebayoba7073 😭😭
girl they didn't make up nun 😭
that was a jump scare
6:25 the part you want
Toxic gossip train but she accidentally put her hand over the strings and didn’t notice for 10 minutes
No way she just tried too sing her way out off this
She was in the wrong
we can all agree this is the worst apoligy💀 its better without the ukulele
0:04 "so that was a fucking lie"
Lovely singing voice for someone so absolutely tone deaf.
“Miranda sings is PG-13”
I’m sorry, 13 is an adult?
This is even more uncomfortable to watch than the original. The ukulele silence is so loud. 😭
I can finally understand what she says oml
I just realized she really can't sing at all, out of tune and off beat
I feel bad for her kids. Who knows what she could’ve done to them since she’s a predator for other little kids..
Without ukulele it just rings in ur head and makes u suffer
Says about how it's probably ok to sing, but spends most of the song speaking
am i the only person who can still hear the chords in my head :sob:
Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial…
fun fact, these were the same chords used for her boyfriend
I can still hear strumming.
The tab for this version:
X-X-XX-X-X-XX-X
X-X-XX-X-X-XX-X
X-X-XX-X-X-XX-X
X-X-XX-X-X-XX-X
0-3-5
@whitemouth8921 I didn't hear any notes, only ghost notes. But I also lacked the stamina and gag reflex to listen to the whole thing. Probably because I'm part of the TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIIINNNN
wow, thank you. i was looking all over the comments for this. life saver
HELP THE UKULELE SOUNDS LIKE THOSE LITTLE CHEAP GUITARS KIDS WOULD BUY AND WOULD BARLEY PLAY ANYTHING
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but at 5:38, her "No" (answering "Was my intention to manipulate?") was cut out. That's awesome tbh
this song is so melted into my brain i still hear the ukelele
It’s not gone, it’s still there but it just makes muffled scratching sounds.
i can't believe you mr removed her
I would appreciate this video if it was only the ukelele
Its actually kind of clear now
It just now clicked (I’m slow ok) that she has kids and y’know??
I’ve actually met her in real life and for your information she’s an excellent mother.
@@Watermelon-ob1op you mean excellent groomer?
@@official-ricecooker She didn’t groom anyone. All she did was text with her fans about her day, thats all. She’s a good mother and a good person.
@@Watermelon-ob1op do you have proof that she didn't groom anyone?
@@official-ricecooker Yeah they released a bunch of screenshots of texts from a groupchat she was in with her fans. They were all just casual text conversations, they would talk about sex sometimes but that’s about it. Absolutely no indications that she’s attracted to anybody she’s texting. Then there’s the controversy was her selling her underwear to a minor, well it seemed like she was just trying to make a quick buck and no one forced the kid to buy a youtubers underwear. I’ve searched for any evidence of her grooming anyone and I’ve found no solid evidence.
Hits hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥
yet everybody is still giving her attention
Her eyes look weird, the way she’s staring
Hey
It's been a while since you saw my face
I haven't been doing so great
So I took a little break
So a lot of people are saying some things
about me that aren't quite true
[Verse 2]
I thought you wanted me to take accountability
But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No
Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
[Spoken]
Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear
the comments on this video
"She's gaslighting, manipulating!"
"Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"
"I would never make a mistake like that"
[Verse 3]
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize
That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
And stab me repeatedly in my bony, little back
I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
[Verse 4]
"Hey, everybody, I found someone new to harass
She did some things that I do not like in her past
So everybody, gather round, 'cause we're about to attack"
But not based on facts, oh, no
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
So shoot me down quick with a click, and bam
My reputation's deceased
[Spoken]
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to
talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
You know the one, yeah, her?
Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website
[Verse 5]
And it's always been that way
And that's why you won't find my videos on the RUclips Kids app
Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility
To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable
With their families watching my
RUclips videos or coming to my live shows
Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
Am I sad that there's some fans
that feel betrayed? Yes
But was my intention to manipulate? No
[Spoken]
It doesn't really matter what my intention was
'Cause it seems as though everyone's
already decided on that
Let me tell you, it's not very fun to
have millions of people all over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous,
disgusting, life-ruining words
That a person can be called, in my
opinion
Um, it doesn't matter that these things
aren't true
Uh, everyone just believes that you are
the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
So, I just wanted to say that, um
The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats
I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser
[Verse 6]
Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans
And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
So, even though I know this video won't
change anyone's mind about me
I still felt it was important to come on
here and defend myself a little
And take accountability
And I also wanted to say that
To anyone out there who has ever
supported me in any capacity
[Spoken]
I really, really appreciate you,
thank you
For what it's worth, I never had
any bad intentions
But I do feel like shit
[Chorus]
The toxic gossip train
You're chugging down the tracks of misinformation
Toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to
manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past
Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
I hope you had some fun
[Spoken]
Actually, you know, I feel like maybe I
should let you guys know something, um
Seems like maybe you're confused about something?
I don't know
Let me try to help, um
[Outro]
Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't
make them a horrible person, whoa
Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're
still a good person
Crazy, I know
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you
don't have to take that mistake, oh, no
And twist it up and grind it and add some
lies to it and pulverize it
And stab it with knives and ruin a life, and,
oh, no
Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't
mean you gotta send them hate, oh, no
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can
kindly let them know and help them to grow
Sometimes people make mistakes simply because
they made a mistake
And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible
human
It just makes them a human
[Spoken]
But what do I know?
Fuck me, right?
Doesn't matter if it's true, though
Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
[Chorus]
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
At least you're havin' fun
enjoy🤭
this is hysterical (in both ways lol)
Can still see it. 😑
Great video.
Finally someone had the courage to take that thing away from her. This is 60% less offensive to native Hawaiians now, congratulations
I thought you were also gonna make the ukulele disappear so it looks like she's grooming her "cat" 😂😂 pun
this is the acoustic acoustic version
Colleen Ballinger apology video but it’s the Bee Movie
Alt title: Colleen’s Apology Video but it’s Less Bearable
But do they have deceit donuts and perjury pastries at manipulation station? That’s my question
oh my god its worse
To FL studio with you. It's time for the EDM remix.
"I didn't do it" "everyone makes mistakes" so are you gonna gaslight us or guilt trip us girl pick one😭
This should be set for kids
{I feel bad for her kids 😢}
Help. I thought there was something wrong with my volume
“HEY GURL WHATS THE TEA!” oh 💀
gurl is not even tuching the guitar
She should’ve listened to her team 😂
I absolutely love the fact that the strumming itself somehow made it into the video
Plz someone put banjo music
Love when she says sorry!💀
On a real note tho she said she can’t say it but she can sing how she feels but over half this song she’s talking not singing 😂
dude i watched the entire thing of this because the ukulele was so fucking annoying.
Wow, she was really out here thinking she was Taylor Swift 😂😂 lmao
Listen I’ve been a loser, for years, and I’ve never send lingers to g minor and f major
We should make this number 1 itll be so funny
it just sounds like she cant play jt lmao