Colleen Ballinger - Toxic Gossip Train (Lyrics)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • Satire toxic gossip train lyrics #mirandasings #colleenballinger #toxicgossiptrain

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  • @kylemoder7550
    @kylemoder7550 Год назад +1207

    It's still insane she made this. She had to think through these lyrics, practice a few times, sit down and set up the camera, perform this, watch it through at least once, and STILL post it. I haven't thought of Miranda Sings for years, I would have never known the allegations if she didnt do this.

    • @melisamongoose
      @melisamongoose 11 месяцев назад +37

      I never even heard of her before she made this

    • @Idrinkthebloodoftheguilty
      @Idrinkthebloodoftheguilty 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@melisamongooseI heard about her a few timed before this but never watched her content before this lol

    • @duggyfresh8899
      @duggyfresh8899 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ok but I guess you didn't listen to the song. It was really good I wouldn't have forgave her if she wouldn't have done this.

    • @leopereira4718
      @leopereira4718 9 месяцев назад +11

      I mean hey, if you’re gonna go out, might as well go out with a bang lol

    • @MogwaiToboggan
      @MogwaiToboggan 8 месяцев назад

      narcissist be like that

  • @Once_Rose
    @Once_Rose Год назад +6036

    her favorite chord is definitely A minor
    Edit: KENDRICK STOLE FROM ME AND I’M FAMOUS!!

  • @abbysome10
    @abbysome10 Год назад +6232

    The fact that she never actually focuses on the stuff she did wrong, but rather blames everything on how the internet works and people gossip is absolutely hilarious.

    • @charlottecollins2956
      @charlottecollins2956 Год назад +114

      Exactly. Also did I miss something bc she’s saying she’s being attacked over a fart joke but I haven’t heard anyone talk about that? They’re just talking about the screenshots.

    • @letirz
      @letirz Год назад +92

      @@charlottecollins2956she’s referring to a time during one of her live shows where she brought up an underage fan to the stage and spread her legs and when she spread her legs a fart sound was made. the fan in questioned talked about how they felt so insecure afterwards to the point where leaving the venue of the show felt unsafe because of the amount of looks she got from everyone there

    • @someone-wx4ww
      @someone-wx4ww Год назад +49

      @@letirz yup. the fan was wearing a dress too which makes it worse

    • @Conangray101
      @Conangray101 Год назад +8

      I don’t know about hilarious but yea.

    • @charlottecollins2956
      @charlottecollins2956 Год назад +15

      @@letirz okay cool I’ve seen the girl talk about that, but I didn’t hear about the fart part so I thought it was a different story. Thank you though! My sister used to be obsessed with her and it is so sad to see what she’s been doing the whole time.

  • @mariahjahanbakhsh171
    @mariahjahanbakhsh171 Год назад +747

    As an actual aunt (I’m 25 years old) with 10 nieces and nephews ranging between the ages of 5 months old to 14 years old I can assure you none of my sisters or me have behaved this way with children

  • @oogabooga7177
    @oogabooga7177 Год назад +4296

    i’m begging someone to make a karaoke track for this 😭

    • @Gold--
      @Gold-- Год назад +79

      Best idea here

    • @The_Creeps_In_The_Bushes
      @The_Creeps_In_The_Bushes Год назад +25

      Saaaaaaame

    • @Libbyyy_ann
      @Libbyyy_ann Год назад +67

      Sing King is probably on it

    • @desireesdaisy
      @desireesdaisy Год назад +48

      I literally came to comment "Gonna use this one for my next karaoke night!"😭

    • @oogabooga7177
      @oogabooga7177 Год назад +14

      @@desireesdaisy THATS WHAT I WANNA USE THIS FOR LMAO 😭😭

  • @caffchoco
    @caffchoco Год назад +1477

    Thanks Colleen! Now we all know what to absolutely never do as an apology! Really helpful and educational!

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +26

      Are you kidding? This was The BEST APOLOGY VIDEO EVER. HA! This audio will be viral for years.

    • @harmonyhava
      @harmonyhava Год назад +10

      @@socknabof6288 maybe he stalk about the collen was an liar

    • @AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb
      @AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb Год назад +12

      ​@@harmonyhavathey are just sarcastic

    • @harmonyhava
      @harmonyhava Год назад +5

      @@AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb a ok

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +10

      @@harmonyhava Was that even english??? did you have a stroke??? AM I having a stroke????

  • @amayarosepitbulls7531
    @amayarosepitbulls7531 Год назад +1791

    imagine grooming children, laughing abt it , admitting it , and then publishing turning it into a song ??

    • @amyrosadohtf8414
      @amyrosadohtf8414 Год назад +71

      What's sad is she didn't even admit it she was denying it

    • @lithia4483
      @lithia4483 Год назад +35

      ​@@Ze-fw1bgShe didn't say the word grooming but she admitted to talking to fans in an appropriate way. There are many screenshots proving that.

    • @Blocker66
      @Blocker66 Год назад +6

      @@lithia4483She does mention grooming at 6:16

    • @kingmac6638
      @kingmac6638 Год назад +14

      ​@@lithia4483groomed those Persian cats

    • @lithia4483
      @lithia4483 Год назад

      @@Blocker66 I meant that she didn't admit to grooming

  • @SquishmallowInDisguise
    @SquishmallowInDisguise Год назад +657

    Since I don’t wanna support her video and give her extra views, I’ll watch this.

  • @ChrisDubss619
    @ChrisDubss619 Год назад +2432

    Can someone make a metal cover of this

  • @khaarizzz
    @khaarizzz Год назад +2113

    she's not JUST the weird aunt" she's the one *"who wants to do something gross with his nieces and nephews, call it funny, then denies it when confronted about his nieces and nephew's childhood trauma"* :)

  • @MC-pj9rt
    @MC-pj9rt Год назад +1438

    Thank you for this! I didn’t want to watch her actual video and the on screen lyrics were nice.

    • @mintzyt9763
      @mintzyt9763 Год назад +4

      u want captions?

    • @Tabbi07
      @Tabbi07 Год назад +77

      Yes I agree I didn’t wanna give her views but I wanted to see this Sorry excuse for a song

    • @thelifeofabi2338
      @thelifeofabi2338 Год назад +33

      I agree I wanted to see how bad her apology was but not give her any views

    • @SquishmallowInDisguise
      @SquishmallowInDisguise Год назад +6

      Samee

    • @PoisonedTea9
      @PoisonedTea9 Год назад +3

      Same

  • @garyh951
    @garyh951 Год назад +315

    “I’m not a groomer just a loser” catchest line ever

  • @bird.brainsss
    @bird.brainsss Год назад +1131

    this is the worst youtube apology ever i love it

    • @cecib8081
      @cecib8081 Год назад +13

      Lol me to

    • @janopotato0151
      @janopotato0151 Год назад +60

      Why is everyone calling this video an apology video? She didn’t apologise so why is it considered an apology video?

    • @bird.brainsss
      @bird.brainsss Год назад +53

      @janopotato0151 it technically is. she tried to apologize but she just...didnt

    • @kingmac6638
      @kingmac6638 Год назад +22

      ​@@bird.brainsssshe didn't apologize for anything, she stated she's just a victim of the toxic gossip train and has nothing to apologize for

    • @meltedchees
      @meltedchees Год назад +1

      When I grow up I want to make a real life toxic gossip train

  • @gatysimp666
    @gatysimp666 Год назад +1224

    WE GETTING OUT OF THE MINORS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Hamstersandw1ch
      @Hamstersandw1ch Год назад +129

      NAW SHE GETTIN THE MINORS IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @gatysimp666
      @gatysimp666 Год назад +39

      @@Hamstersandw1ch that’s crazy ☠️☠️

    • @REALfourbfb
      @REALfourbfb Год назад +36

      NAW THE MINORS GET HER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥

    • @evilpossessedcat9572
      @evilpossessedcat9572 Год назад +9

      AHAHAHA FR 💀💀💀💀

    • @JetstreamSamReal
      @JetstreamSamReal Год назад +10

      First she gotta get out of the minors' dms

  • @creativeusername1000
    @creativeusername1000 Год назад +645

    This isn't "I'm sorry for my actions," you know, the way apologies happen
    This is literally ten minutes of "hey can we all just stop talking about it?"

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +13

      I'm pretty sure the point of her song is that she didnt do those things? Why would she apologize? Wouldn't that be contradictory??

    • @azliaheaven
      @azliaheaven Год назад +2

      all the drama for a fart joke

    • @croftling
      @croftling Год назад +2

      ​@@azliaheavennot just that

    • @ThatOneGirle
      @ThatOneGirle Год назад

      ​@@azliaheavenShe groomed children. Also the fart "joke?" Its deeper than that. She had an underage minor go up on stage while their legs were spread and wearing a dress while a fart noise played

    • @screamingandcrying5237
      @screamingandcrying5237 Год назад

      @@socknabof6288 well she did and there’s proof, hag

  • @tropogd9547
    @tropogd9547 Год назад +352

    Currently learning the lyrics to this for my audition to the Lion King Jr. 😀

    • @marialovestoread6506
      @marialovestoread6506 Год назад +9

      Pls give an update on whether you got the part or not

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +10

      . . . damn... kid you just killed me like Im actually dead.
      I remember auditioning for that musical years ago. (P.S. You should let me know what part you get! Knock 'em silly!)

    • @grass9055
      @grass9055 Год назад +3

      i hope you get the part

    • @harmonyhava
      @harmonyhava Год назад +2

      go

    • @tropogd9547
      @tropogd9547 Год назад +33

      @@marialovestoread6506 I auditioned for Ed and I did get the role! The show ended up amazing and we all did great! It was a really funny audition.

  • @cawmusic
    @cawmusic Год назад +391

    chords are G, G7, C, and D7. sometimes the D7 is replaced with a Cm.

    • @waddledottz
      @waddledottz Год назад +93

      A C MINOR??!???! HAHAHAHAHA

    • @oogabooga7177
      @oogabooga7177 Год назад +118

      she definitely saw a couple of minors 😭

    • @cawmusic
      @cawmusic Год назад +23

      @@waddledottz omg i wish i thought of that lmao

    • @moonbear-fc6jn
      @moonbear-fc6jn Год назад +9

      It scares me that you took time to comment this(no hate btw)

    • @cawmusic
      @cawmusic Год назад +12

      @@moonbear-fc6jn lol dont worry. it takes like 30 seconds to figure out if you know ukulele chords

  • @C0metm
    @C0metm Год назад +290

    WE MAKIN’ IT INTO COURT WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @applesauce117
    @applesauce117 Год назад +697

    The “apology” video is absolutely disgusting. She is an adult. She shouldn’t be blaming people for things she started. Absolutely disappointed

    • @ThatOneT-Guy
      @ThatOneT-Guy Год назад

      ​@dylan4926sent an underaged boy her underwear, asked for an ass pic & favorite sex position in a group chat filled with underage people, made an underage person stick their hands inside of her pants, and probably more but those are the ones that I believe and confident about the most

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +2

      You have very little sense of comedy

    • @ThatOneT-Guy
      @ThatOneT-Guy Год назад +34

      @@socknabof6288 how is it comedy for a 30+ year old woman to interact innapropiately towards underaged children?

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад

      @@ThatOneT-Guy I think it's a comedy that people like you expect an apology from someone you've never interacted with irl and have no business sticking your nose into. You're upset for everyone else and are so stuck up your own ass that you can see the humor in a situation like this, (p.s. get a life, lol)

    • @IDontKnowYou..
      @IDontKnowYou.. Год назад +14

      @dylan4926 She was inappropriate with children

  • @vivvid8561
    @vivvid8561 Год назад +181

    5:20 You’re so right, Colleen!! Because it doesn’t matter what your intension was. YOU STILL GROOMED CHILDREN.

    • @nottachannell69420
      @nottachannell69420 Год назад +13

      Agreed, also she pretty much only says she didn’t manipulate the children, but she still groomed them

    • @Mar1hiko
      @Mar1hiko 7 месяцев назад +5

      song still catchy tho

  • @srschriver
    @srschriver Год назад +123

    That ukulele says "I'm sorry," but those eyes are saying, "I wonder how much dalmatian fur I would need to make a matching set of gloves and scarf..."

    • @saoranachnah-alba723
      @saoranachnah-alba723 Год назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @xedeanz9324
      @xedeanz9324 8 месяцев назад +10

      Don't you dare insult cruella like that, at least she wasn't a groomer

    • @thatonearoace
      @thatonearoace 8 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@xedeanz9324 Cruella was the true “Not a groomer, just a looser” 😌

  • @penniesfromheavon
    @penniesfromheavon Год назад +135

    I want to be sitting in the courtroom when the jury watches this… she just left the group chat a few days ago…sending porn, nudes, promoting anorexia, grooming and more. It’s terrifying that she has access to three young children. She’s delusional and feels no remorse for any of this…

  • @kakeemakeup5845
    @kakeemakeup5845 Год назад +362

    This has dumb ways to die vibes

  • @BoosBakery
    @BoosBakery Месяц назад +7

    Whenever my social anxiety kicks in, I watch this. It comforts me knowing there's no way anything I could have done will even be a fraction of this socially unaware 😂

  • @ayoayostupid4841
    @ayoayostupid4841 Год назад +78

    I don't even know what she did lmao but in this song she just looks like someone who tries to showcase themselves as a victim of the big bad internet to be seen as the victim when they're not

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam Год назад

      She groomed minors and sent lingire to a 13 y/o at the time. She got a young girl to spread her legs on the stage infront of thousands of people. There's alot of things she has done that I cannot squeeze into one comment.

    • @weirdtaylorswiftplaylist-yh5rs
      @weirdtaylorswiftplaylist-yh5rs 10 месяцев назад

      She groomed children

    • @Wolfstar_is_just_perfect
      @Wolfstar_is_just_perfect 8 месяцев назад +1

      She groomed kids

    • @envysoulz77-pm5ie
      @envysoulz77-pm5ie 8 месяцев назад

      she groomed minors

    • @thatonearoace
      @thatonearoace 8 месяцев назад +6

      Somehow it gets worse after learning what she did (The “Fart joke” line is, imo, the worst in context)

  • @DanielaBodoh
    @DanielaBodoh 10 месяцев назад +40

    WE GETTIN INTO A MINOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @oliverdavis2422
    @oliverdavis2422 Год назад +77

    She sang about cancel culture not her situation😭😭😭

  • @xoustra3015
    @xoustra3015 10 месяцев назад +36

    The song is actually catchy tho

    • @al1088aa
      @al1088aa 6 месяцев назад +2

      IKR!! lol

    • @tyler0809
      @tyler0809 23 дня назад +2

      Yeah, she’s definitely musically literate (maybe even talented, I’d say). Not making excuses for anything, just an observation.

  • @cybersai5567
    @cybersai5567 Год назад +195

    I'm not a groomer! Just a loser ://...

    • @iluvcrystals
      @iluvcrystals Год назад +57

      it's giving "im so awkward>_

    • @emniaa4440
      @emniaa4440 Год назад +18

      In my bony little back 🥹

    • @yamama.fw.alison
      @yamama.fw.alison Год назад +7

      @@emniaa4440that part was so cringy

    • @Popularmango10245
      @Popularmango10245 Год назад

      Youre just the teen girl cancel mob who doesnt have the intellectual capscity of honesty to judge a situation

    • @MustacheCashStash125
      @MustacheCashStash125 Год назад +6

      She’s both of those

  • @rusty_shower_head5123
    @rusty_shower_head5123 Год назад +18

    Her legal team is facepalming so fucking hard lmfaaoooo

  • @waddledottz
    @waddledottz Год назад +350

    I cannot stop listening to this and I hate myself for that

    • @Supergirl9909
      @Supergirl9909 Год назад +76

      toxic gossip traaaiiinn 🎶🎶

    • @saladviolator
      @saladviolator Год назад +14

      It reminds me of gabbie hannahs roast yourself harder song lol

    • @eddieray
      @eddieray Год назад +48

      It's extremely catchy. Can't blame you.

    • @BellyTheGoob502
      @BellyTheGoob502 Год назад +4

      Same 😭

    • @HouseholdDog
      @HouseholdDog Год назад +3

      It's pure genius.

  • @stev6963
    @stev6963 6 месяцев назад +14

    All jokes and criticisms aside, from a musical perspective the part from 4:16 to 4:40 sounds really good and catchy lol. Specifically the part where she sings “your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys, you don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen” sounds really good. One could even say: bars.

    • @skzifls
      @skzifls 6 месяцев назад +3

      that is the power of the minor fourth

    • @stev6963
      @stev6963 6 месяцев назад

      @@skzifls i’m going to assume that’s real music theory and not a pun on the word minor. Lol.

    • @skzifls
      @skzifls 6 месяцев назад

      @@stev6963 oh yup, it's actually a really common chord, you could google it and you would find a lof of examples, Radiohead use it a lot in Creep btw

  • @thedorkarts4481
    @thedorkarts4481 Год назад +67

    ty for posting this I wanted to watch the apology but I was not gonna let her gain views and money for her “apology”

    • @ashlyncake
      @ashlyncake 17 дней назад

      Fair, but it doesn't affect or change anything. still watching a video she made.

  • @Chozenn0ne.gc2
    @Chozenn0ne.gc2 Год назад +238

    WE MAKING IT OUT OF MANIPULATION STATION WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @DraconicFlower-mz5lw
      @DraconicFlower-mz5lw Год назад +24

      She's the guy punching tickets at manipulation station

    • @Chozenn0ne.gc2
      @Chozenn0ne.gc2 Год назад +2

      @@DraconicFlower-mz5lw underrated response

    • @Mrmysterious-dj1ov
      @Mrmysterious-dj1ov Год назад

      She the one driving the 🚂 it would great if show herself sing to herself in the mirror 🪞 would all made sense 😮

  • @frogsit_
    @frogsit_ Год назад +225

    im watching this so i don’t give her money

  • @ToasterInABox
    @ToasterInABox Год назад +412

    [Spoken]
    Hey
    It's been a while since you saw my face
    I haven't been doing so great
    So I took a little break
    A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
    Doesn't matter if it's true, though
    Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
    You guys having fun?
    [Chorus]
    All aboard the toxic gossip train
    Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
    The toxic gossip train
    You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
    Toxic gossip train
    Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
    Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
    I won't survive in the crash, but hey
    At least you're havin' fun
    [Spoken]
    Uh, hi, everyone
    I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things
    Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say
    I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so
    Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts
    So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen
    Here we go
    Many years ago, I used to message my fans
    Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest
    It was more of a loser kind of way
    Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
    It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
    And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!"
    And you're like "Ehhh"
    Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird
    [Verse 1]
    I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years
    I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel
    Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career
    I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there
    There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
    Details of my life, which was really weird of me
    I haven't done that for years, you see
    Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
    [Spoken]
    But that's not very interesting, is it?
    [Chorus]
    So let's go on the toxic gossip train
    The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations
    The toxic gossip train
    Steamroll over someone's reputation
    Toxic gossip train
    Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize
    That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
    Maybe didn't deserve to die
    But hey, at least you're havin' fun
    [Spoken]
    In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes
    Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes
    And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person
    This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes
    And is something that I will continue to try t- what?
    Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay
    [Verse 2]
    I thought you wanted me to take accountability
    But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No
    Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
    While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
    [Spoken]
    Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video
    "She's gaslighting, manipulating!"
    "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"
    "I would never make a mistake like that."
    [Verse 3]
    Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
    That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
    Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
    And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
    I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song
    I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
    Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
    Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
    [Verse 4]
    "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
    She did some things that I do not like, in her past
    So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack"
    But not based on facts, oh no
    Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
    You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
    So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
    My reputation's deceased
    [Spoken]
    Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
    You know the one, yeah her
    Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website
    [Verse 5]
    And it's always been that way
    And that's why you won't find my videos on the RUclips Kids app
    Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility
    To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
    I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable
    With their families watching my RUclips videos or coming to my live shows
    Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
    Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
    Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
    But was my intention to manipulate? No
    [Spoken]
    It doesn't really matter what my intention was
    'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that
    Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world
    Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words
    That a person can be called, in my opinion
    Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true
    Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
    So, I just wanted to say that, um
    The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats
    I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser
    [Verse 6]
    Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans
    And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
    Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
    So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me
    I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little
    And take accountability
    And I also wanted to say that
    To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
    [Spoken]
    I really, really appreciate you, thank you
    For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions
    But I do feel like shit
    [Chorus]
    The toxic gossip train
    Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
    Toxic gossip train
    You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
    Toxic gossip train
    You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past
    Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps
    I won't survive in the crash, but hey
    Hope you had some fun
    [Spoken]
    Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um
    Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know
    Let me try to help, um
    [Outro]
    Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa
    Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person
    Crazy, I know
    Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no
    And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
    And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no
    Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
    Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
    Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake?
    And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human
    It just makes them a human
    [Spoken]
    But what do I know?
    Fuck me, right?

    • @lauramessy
      @lauramessy Год назад +41

      okay you need to tell me did you write all that or someone else did it because I'm impressed

    • @TerminatedAccount.
      @TerminatedAccount. Год назад +10

      ily

    • @c1rrusirl
      @c1rrusirl Год назад

      69

    • @Roblox_willy_cool
      @Roblox_willy_cool Год назад +15

      The ending ain't no way 💀

    • @ToesJr
      @ToesJr Год назад +8

      I salute you for listening to the whole thing

  • @aya12387
    @aya12387 Год назад +134

    10:07 still waiting for the apology

  • @EDPs_cupcake111
    @EDPs_cupcake111 Год назад +121

    Bro we making it out of jail with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @garyh951
      @garyh951 Год назад +2

      BRO💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Supergirl9909
    @Supergirl9909 Год назад +75

    “but they didn’t say i couldn’t siiiiiing” -cat valentine -colleen ballinger

  • @ott1e._bit3z
    @ott1e._bit3z Год назад +42

    The beat; 🦄🍬🍭💓☺️
    The lyrics; 😨😨😨💀💀

  • @thelifeofabi2338
    @thelifeofabi2338 Год назад +91

    Best worst youtube apology. She's doing a great job of blaming everyone else for being exposed for something gross and weird.

  • @jin_jinnie
    @jin_jinnie Год назад +65

    Her making an apology video with her talking instead of singing would most likely still not make us forgive her but it would be a TINY bit better because it would show that she actually feels ashamed for what she did, but NOO lets sing our hearts out like I didn’t make minors uncomfortable in the worst way

  • @Tabbi07
    @Tabbi07 Год назад +36

    Imagine acting like the victim in this? Like wth??? Im very happy that the creator of this vid made it so i don’t have to give her views so thank you for that!

  • @busywatch
    @busywatch 5 месяцев назад +6

    "even though my team told me to not to say what i want to say I recently realised that they never said that i couldnt sing what i wanna say"
    *galaxy brain intesifies*

  • @syturner5655
    @syturner5655 Год назад +124

    she has a kid put his hand down her pants on stage, spreads a girls legs (also on stage), and sends a 13 year old her underwear then claims they were 'stupid mistakes'... sounds perfectly reasonable to me /s

    • @mister_silent6
      @mister_silent6 Год назад +3

      And people claim that's grooming.

    • @YourLocalMackerel
      @YourLocalMackerel Год назад +26

      @@mister_silent6 it's pedophilia hellooooo

    • @handle82828.
      @handle82828. Год назад

      @@mister_silent6ks it’s pedophilia

    • @ryandunn837
      @ryandunn837 Год назад +2

      He was 17. He worked for her. It wasn't hers it was brand new. And the girl was wearing spandex pants, it was a fart joke.

    • @a_little_demon
      @a_little_demon Год назад +11

      ​@@ryandunn837what colleen did is still wrong !

  • @Data_nothuman
    @Data_nothuman Год назад +29

    6:18 I CAN'T WITH THIS 😭😭😭

  • @mintzyt9763
    @mintzyt9763 Год назад +87

    Thank you. I didn’t need this for singing but I needed it to see what she said. I couldn’t hear what she said at all.

  • @shpelunky
    @shpelunky 10 месяцев назад +9

    the song kinda slaps tho 😭😭😭😭

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 Год назад +191

    What I really don't like and what's a recurring thing in these apology videos from people who've clearly done inexcusable things is that they don't really apologize or take responsibility for their actions.
    I feel that the reason why these people blame everything but themselves is because they're afraid of the consequences and afraid of losing everything near and dear to them, clearly unaware that they've hurt others and don't understand the effects of their actions.
    I honestly think these people should understand that they've harmed others and they should own up to what they've done regardless of whatever consequences come their way.
    Honestly, what is wrong saying that you fucked up?

    • @bamibami2341
      @bamibami2341 Год назад +4

      I agreee

    • @socknabof6288
      @socknabof6288 Год назад +3

      Wait... someone else has done this??? Who? Im so used to people just faking their way through some tears in a false apology video

    • @DarthFloof1990
      @DarthFloof1990 Год назад +9

      There are people out there that are not sorry. They dont care how many people they hurt as long as they get what they want and they will do ANYTHING to avoid accountability for anything ever... because they dont feel bad. No guilt whatsoever. Turning things into a joke, like she did.

    • @rillieskyla298
      @rillieskyla298 Год назад +2

      I think they understand they've hurt people, they just don't care.

    • @thatonearoace
      @thatonearoace 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh I think they’d do a lot better if they did take accountability instead of playing into the “RUclipsr Apology Bingo” cards. Like they might actually be forgiven (Only some, cases like these are going to have to go the “wait until the internet has moved on” route)

  • @Temufactory_escapee
    @Temufactory_escapee 3 месяца назад +7

    The part yall want: 6:15

  • @charlottiehaha
    @charlottiehaha 11 месяцев назад +10

    thanks for posting this so i can make a wilbur soot ai cover

  • @squirleyg55
    @squirleyg55 Год назад +16

    At 6:31 it is so obvious she is rethinking her life choices

  • @ducktergeometrydash1648
    @ducktergeometrydash1648 Год назад +70

    Too bad she did stuff wrong because this song is a BANGER!🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Louie42069
      @Louie42069 Год назад +19

      A CHILD banger?

    • @ilyas2825
      @ilyas2825 Год назад +17

      She should play this on a piano all in A minor because she loves hitting on them

    • @MandyCandy-z6c
      @MandyCandy-z6c Год назад +1

      ​@@ilyas2825you did not

    • @DEMONIC_L3NA
      @DEMONIC_L3NA 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ilyas2825 naur✋🏻😭🔪

    • @Suriganda
      @Suriganda 5 месяцев назад +1

      these replies are crazy

  • @Krisbykreme_vr
    @Krisbykreme_vr Год назад +26

    0:15 is crazy

  • @evelynhall9085
    @evelynhall9085 Год назад +12

    In My BoNy LiTtLe BaCk

  • @ThisTrollFaceHasDrip
    @ThisTrollFaceHasDrip 11 месяцев назад +23

    WE BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @strangerbea4167
    @strangerbea4167 Год назад +70

    I think if your 'team' knew that you were gonna come sing about this they would have told you to just make a video instead

  • @snail8755
    @snail8755 Год назад +18

    im only at 3:00 and omfg theres 7 more minutes of this

  • @obsidianpearl_222
    @obsidianpearl_222 Год назад +26

    someone should put this song on genius.. LMAO

  • @FelixRojas13
    @FelixRojas13 27 дней назад +18

    Who’s here in 2025?

    • @MrMWRMWR
      @MrMWRMWR 5 дней назад

      ...from Manchester Underground video and just about to discover who she is. Comments suggest I'm turning over some stones but I've started so here goes...

    • @eddiebrackett7313
      @eddiebrackett7313 16 часов назад

      Stop asking this

  • @Seazured
    @Seazured Год назад +13

    Making a 10 minute song is actually dedication honestly

  • @levig6375
    @levig6375 Год назад +41

    Am i the only one that sings the chorus in their head randomly sometimes. Its genuinly catchy😂

    • @regav62
      @regav62 Год назад +1

      Such a good melody wasted for such bad lyrics

    • @MarxrileyAoki
      @MarxrileyAoki Год назад +11

      ​​@@regav62I think the lyrics are good, the metaphors about trains too are genuinely good😭 I think God accidentally gave the talent to the wrong person.

    • @Limestone707
      @Limestone707 Год назад +1

      ​@@MarxrileyAoki MOST of the message in the chorus are deep and agreeable

    • @anthonymort5202
      @anthonymort5202 Год назад +1

      Only reason i'm here is to listen to the chorus

  • @kidsschool1515
    @kidsschool1515 3 месяца назад +7

    This might be bad but it’s kinda good

  • @jessilovespepsi
    @jessilovespepsi Год назад +22

    I love how she completely missed the "apology" concept

  • @TJA_W
    @TJA_W 10 месяцев назад +4

    Why does this lowkey hit

  • @Royally_Wonderful
    @Royally_Wonderful Год назад +89

    Y'all her voice is actually so pretty 😍
    On mute 🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @katiehensley290
      @katiehensley290 Год назад +3

      😂

    • @Simplychipci
      @Simplychipci Год назад +3

      💀💀

    • @Robloxian.Man.
      @Robloxian.Man. Год назад

      Unfunny 💀

    • @Royally_Wonderful
      @Royally_Wonderful Год назад

      @@Robloxian.Man. Just like your content 😍

    • @synthcoded
      @synthcoded Год назад

      ^^^ Can you stop using “unfunny 💀” it’s so goddamn overused and obnoxious af ,, keep your opinions to yourself lmfao

  • @BratzFan730
    @BratzFan730 Год назад +45

    Damn whats even more sad is that this song is actually a bop

  • @trashfromhell6977
    @trashfromhell6977 Год назад +14

    thanks for re-uploading so i can view for meme purposes without supporting cauldron ballinger

    • @giarph
      @giarph Год назад +2

      i love cauldron ballinger 🧙‍♀️

  • @Halcyon_games
    @Halcyon_games Год назад +9

    Honestly the most creative mental breakdown.

  • @annoyingdog9666
    @annoyingdog9666 11 месяцев назад +8

    y'all use this instead of her version. she doesn't make money off of this

  • @kennedylorenzen4883
    @kennedylorenzen4883 9 месяцев назад +16

    This will forever HAUNT the Internet

  • @iilovesleep
    @iilovesleep Год назад +20

    This isn’t even an apology video she does not say sorry even once

  • @_miamour5
    @_miamour5 Год назад +36

    what is this girl even talking abt 😭😭

  • @handle82828.
    @handle82828. Год назад +45

    WE GETTING OUT OF THE CHILDREN WITH THIS BANGER 🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Hamstersandw1ch
      @Hamstersandw1ch Год назад +4

      NAW SHE GETTING THE CHILDREN IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @GOOFYCAT182
      @GOOFYCAT182 Год назад +2

      NAH SHE THECHILD BANGER

    • @handle82828.
      @handle82828. Год назад +1

      WE PLAYING IN A MINOR FOR THIS ONE 🥶🥶🔥🔥

  • @applesauce117
    @applesauce117 Год назад +50

    This video is so disgusting. She is an adult. I get it no one is perfect, but don’t blame people for things you started.

  • @whosnyx
    @whosnyx 28 дней назад +4

    i dont support her at all but why is she actually good at singing

  • @cecib8081
    @cecib8081 Год назад +34

    I hate how the song is so catchy

    • @Jess-wp1td
      @Jess-wp1td Год назад +4

      so shoot me down quick in the click and bam

  • @Sophie-e6c
    @Sophie-e6c Год назад +13

    1:05 yeah you definitely should’ve listened to your team there…

  • @TheRobloxQasim
    @TheRobloxQasim Год назад +42

    I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you so much this may just be what i needed.

  • @alextheegg6653
    @alextheegg6653 Год назад +15

    🔥 💯 making it out the elementary school with this one 💯🔥

  • @ghostoftheunknown8618
    @ghostoftheunknown8618 Год назад +33

    This song has no right to have catchy lyrics. I'm gonna steal some of the lyrics and make my own song, this could be a fire breakup song without the crappy bits

  • @user-nm1zd3vw9s
    @user-nm1zd3vw9s Год назад +5

    Why is she talking about taking accountability over actually taking accountability

  • @sillydanhengfan
    @sillydanhengfan 4 месяца назад +7

    0:20 best part imo

  • @Kiaraisthatgirl
    @Kiaraisthatgirl 8 месяцев назад +7

    “I’m sure you’re disappointed in my sh!tty little song” yeah, WE ARE

  • @The.Living.Dead.Gurl0233
    @The.Living.Dead.Gurl0233 7 месяцев назад +22

    I can’t believe she hasn’t deleted this. I’d have died of embarrassment.

  • @ThatWasAnEpicFail
    @ThatWasAnEpicFail Год назад +4

    0:45 - 0:55 was a bop😛

  • @yuzurukys
    @yuzurukys Год назад +12

    Legitimately thank you for this I couldn’t understand anything she was saying lololo

  • @Heartsforrin
    @Heartsforrin Год назад +16

    2x speed is just beautiful

  • @eulanfransman
    @eulanfransman Год назад +65

    Lol, all i wanna is how long she took to memorise the song or did she make that up on the spot 😂😂😂

  • @0rangepeeleater405
    @0rangepeeleater405 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m glad that she does kind of acknowledge the things she did at 5:17 and in 6:28 , but doesn’t really go into further detail about what she did. If she was truly attempting to inform people about how she was wrong, then she should’ve directly talked about the “accusations” and actually what she did, and not just use vague language.

    • @thatonearoace
      @thatonearoace 8 месяцев назад

      Tbh I wish she didn’t mention her actions at all because the “fart joke” line actually was horrible

  • @Q.Brainrot
    @Q.Brainrot Год назад +23

    Thanks for this! I didnt want to give her video a view or engage with the video :•)

    • @bluebary3932
      @bluebary3932 Год назад

      I will because I want to see how many dislikes her video has or how many comments or video has

  • @AVACADOOO....
    @AVACADOOO.... Год назад +12

    6:21 if y’all wanna see the “I’m not a groomer just a looser.” Part

  • @strawdolltech
    @strawdolltech Год назад +7

    Whoever want the viral part here you go- 6:14 - 6:21

  • @Preppy-Orange
    @Preppy-Orange Год назад +3

    An apology doesn't help, like she was touching kids in spots where you shouldn't feel or touch, she was like no no no.... She IS a pedophile like touching kids and there private parts is NOT cool at all

  • @getrealwith_edie
    @getrealwith_edie Год назад +11

    6:15 WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR

  • @charlottesweb5964
    @charlottesweb5964 Год назад +30

    You gotta wonder how many times she recorded this to get the emotions just right. Because everything, even the pauses, feels heavily scripted. Like that very last pause so she could talk about "mistakes not making you a bad person." That wasn't a "maybe I should add this" moment, that was a clear "pause for effect" moment.

  • @If-All-Else-Fails...
    @If-All-Else-Fails... 8 месяцев назад +7

    Without the controversial stuff this song is fire af🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶

  • @RobinDebrassio-vx6fl
    @RobinDebrassio-vx6fl 6 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m not a groomer only a loser”
    “Ur both”
    NOBODY SHOULD DO THE LOSERS CLUB LIKE THAT

  • @lnterlinked
    @lnterlinked Год назад +13

    shittiest apology video but 9:21 actually slaps

  • @1ky4sg
    @1ky4sg Год назад +6

    Ngl this song is good lmbo

    • @1ky4sg
      @1ky4sg Год назад +3

      Ik what she did btw