Colleen's apology but every time she lies it speeds up
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2023
- bro she needs to apologize for this apology video
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The last thing I could understand was “not in a creepy way”
I feel like the enormity of that lie was worth the speed boost
fr the close captions said laughter and music 😭
If you slow it down to .5 you can squeeze the second to last time she says "at least your having fun" but why would you do that when 2x is funnier like another comment said
Same
too bad Colleen couldn't understand "not in a creepy way"
Not even a minute in and she fully transformed into Alvin and the chipmunks
More like colleen and the prison
Put it in 2x speed😂
What did she do?
@@emiliobriceno92 she talked about inappropriate sexual stuff with minors
@@emiliobriceno92 she also sent lingere and explicit photos of another influencer (Trisha Paytas I believe) to a minor, who she then later manipulated to work for her. When he came out about it she got her followers to hate bomb his video.
"hey, atleast you're having fun" **speeds up**
IM DEAD. 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂
@@01.melody.10rip
LMAOO
HAHA
PLEASE
“not a groomer” *speeds up*
“just a loser” *slows down*
I’M ASCENDING WHAT 💀💀💀💀
She began sounding like the mice from disney's cinderella
Edit: My lovelies, I assure you that I love my bros Jaq and Gus Gus
Or the villagers from animal crossing lol
BAHAHA
Chipmunks too
dsurv
Looks like one too
“If you don’t mind the gaps”
She sure didnt mind the age gaps.
I’M EVAPORATING LMFAOOO
XD
BAHAHAHAHAHA NAHHH☠️
NAHHH😭😭😭😭😭
LMAO BRO
“My team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say, but it doesn’t mean I can’t sing it”
Truly a 1000 IQ moment.💀
bro thinks she is a disney princess
THEY DIDN’T SAYYYY I COULDN’T SINGGGGGG
It’s giving Disney princess off wish
its like cat valentine in victorious when she was advised to not talk but suddenly she can sing 💀
-1000*
This suddenly became an Animal Crossing video
lol
Lmao yes
Yessss
I cant believe K.k. would do this
new alvin and the chipmunks movie is looking fire imo
"Today I want to talk about the facts" *speeds up* had me dying
Lol same, it's was the only time when I noticed it speeding up.
It's facts in her fantasy world...
HOW HELP@@darko_n6819
timestamp?
timestamp: 1:15
That single frame of Colleen with her arm out to grab the camera is the most terrifying jumpscare I’ve ever seen.
HELP
2:33
@@fueki03 THE SIDE EYEEE
its giving blair witch project
@@pietrofattorello I'm deceased
I love that it starts out sped up since the whole point of her video is built on a lie
Oh wait I’m an idiot, I accidentally already had the video sped up from my previous watch of another video 🤦♀️
@@a_valid_weirdo
What are the odds-
@@a_valid_weirdo i think bro put too little skill points into intelligence
@@a_valid_weirdoshould change the name to a_valid_idiot
She’s so good at lying that even the parents didn’t believe that their child was getting groomed
X pfp spotted
I can’t believe Alvin would do this. I’m crying rn
"ALLLLLLLVIIIIIIIN!" "Dave, you have to believe me!" (musical number)
BAHAHAHA 💀
he’s apologizing for his brother for the “homophobic post he made, btch !”
HELP
NOT ALVIN 💀
I love that by the time she's reaching her "explanation' for her creepy behavior she's gone full chipmunk mode so it's completely unintelligible. Just like her real word salad!
1k likes, no comment? Aight lemme fix that
How could she do this bro, she needs to make two more apologies, one for the grooming and another for this video
@@WossmoDragon 2k
@@BlakeTfr
You love that?
I love how it speeds up when see says ‘at least your having fun’ becuase no Colleen, we’re not having fun.
Bro turned into an animal crossing character💀
Fr
"not a groomer, just a loser" oh colleen, you can be both queen!
Yea! Dont beat urself up!
Yeah! Get yourself into federal prison! Slaying queen! 💅
You get in that jail cell queen!!! 💅💅💅💅💅💅
Ikr get in those gucci handcuffs slay, glamour queen!! 😉
“Im not a groomer, just a loser” honey you got the best of both worlds!!! 💕💕🤗
The fact it speeds up so much but still manages to take 2 and a half minutes because she extended her act out so much for so long.
Gotta hit that 8 minute mark for the ad revenue
Literally lying that people are monitising HER while she drags it out for money herself
Fr dude
SHE NEEDS THAT AD REVENUE 💯 THE GRIND NEVER STOPS EVEN WHEN YOU GROOM KIDS AND GET CAUGHT 🔥
@@clyne8835AND WHEN YOURE RACIST AND SAID YOU DONT WANT BLACK PEOPLE ON YOUR NETFLIX SHOW 💯💯💯
2:19 was very inspiring. It really gave me goosebumps and made me reconsider life.
LMAOOOOO FR
It was very poetic.
“I used to message my fans, but not in a creepy way” *speeds up* I’m wheezing fr
Edit: WOWOW I NEVER HAD THAT MUCH LIKES BEFORE 😱
CHUUYA?!? 😨😨
She really made this video, sat and did whatever editing, finalized it, POSTED it, and thought “damn. I ate that” 💀
HELP
ppl are truly insane to think they'll get off scot free like this
she fr said 6+9=69 🤩
@@thesweetestpie7466ou fr Need to stop 🤩
444th comment
This video summoned all the mice in my house
Dude omg 😂😂😂
I seriously am gonna cry laughing
MICE ASSEMBLE
I want to cackle so bad but my cat is sleeping right next to me HELP 😭😭
They’re attracted to the rat in this video 💕
Whenever I see her face I get chills sent down my spine... Whats even worse is my 8 year old sister supports her...
Gosh darn, bro. That sucks. 😐
Oof
Bro is her next victim 😭
i love how it started speeding up in about 1 min 😭
HELP IT TURNED TO ANIMAL CROSSING LANGUAGE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU BEAT ME TO IT LOL
Imagine you were violated by a celebrity, and after learning you’re upset, they write and perform a song blaming you.
Yeah imagine how much clout you could make off a story like that!
@@PostalFerretWithRum fr doe lol
@@thesweetestpie7466 when they both turn up to court dressed as people who look like they diddle children... I can't wait to break out the nachos and popcorn for that one
@@PostalFerretWithRumI mean yeah but that’s kinda insensitive you just brushed off those kids trauma. But I mean I guess it’s karma? You can then be like well it was the shittiest experience of my life but they here’s this stupid song to show off that umm clearly proves my point. Just exposed herself 😀
the strength making this comment 1k likes is insane im so happy to finally announce....
IM UR 1KTH LIKER(or however its said)
"she needs to apologize for this apology video" IM WHEEZING
Give her some time, She has to write the lyrics for it
@@GuyWithChainsawLMFAO
@@GuyWithChainsawBAHAHAHHA
@@GuyWithChainsawPLEASE-
She needs to apologize for grooming children
Watching this on x2 speed is a power move for only the bravest of our species
Lmao true
Girl sounds like a dying animal crossing character
The fact that its only 2:30 minutes long and the original is 10 minutes long really says something.
There’s probably lies that the guy missed too, like how she didn’t take a break at the start
Milking ad revenue lmfao. Just to add insult to injury to the already ridiculous response
nearly 5x shorter
it literally says nothing, just that the person who made this video thought Colleen was lying about this and that lol
@@allsadnshit It says that she’s lying a damn lot and delaying her video till it gets to 10 mins for revenue. If you think colleen is a good person then you’re wrong
Usually a type of video like this is about from 3.30 mins to 1.30 mins, but Collen said so many lies than you can change it from 10 mins to 2.30 mins lmao
i honestly think she did it because you can only get ad revenue from an 8 min+ video
Colleen: 🤑
You can change any video to any length if you change the multiplier to suit your needs
Hi Joy Di 😄
@@ryujins.smile. Hi bestie 😄💗
Everyone gotta love *”THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN”*
Collen in her chipmuck era
She actually sounds better at singing sped up than normal.
Fr
FR FR
Every song does
especially when you cant understand her anymore
Prob bc it's over faster
I cant imagine what her legal team was thinking when they checked their phones and saw that she literally did what they explicitly told her not to do
Legal team was probabaly mad but I think the team shes reffering to in the video is all the victims telling her not to play the role of a victim
Fr her poor lawyers have to deal with her bullshit
The legal team actually reacted to the “apology” i believe
@@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseballlay down with dogs, get up with flees. No sympathy for the lawyers.
@@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You I feel so bad for them
I love how the editor even at a point can’t even tell what she is saying and instead still speeds it up 💀
i felt so bad for the pr team, i just know this put at least 2 of them in a coma 💀
I love the fact that it isn’t even a apology video, it’s just her denying she’s done it
100th like
AT THE END SHE SOUNDS LIKE A NOKIA PHONE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
And it’s full of contradictions
“I made a mistake”
“None of it is true”
She can’t even keep a consistent story
@@aristorant nah, a nokia phone sounds much better than that.
@@Mozarella_king Didn't she specify what mistake it was?
This wasn’t even an apology, she’s blaming everyone else 🤦🏽♀️
@@coopermuccio4409bro what 😂😂😂😂
@@coopermuccio4409 what?
@@nanabanana396Women Moment
@@coopermuccio4409 no cap Fr???
@coopermuccio4409 As a woman I don’t understand-
HELP SHE SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC NOTES IN 2X SPEED
*slowly becomes Animal Crossing* 💀💀
help i just realized the video is so long why did she spend so much time on it 😭
To Get it monetized
Can't monetize videos under 10 minutes. :)
Monetization doesn't work unless vid is atleast 10 mins long
Like it's a fucking long form song, it's like marquee moon by television or too long by daft punk, but I actually like those songs
I believe that monetization starts at eight minutes since they changed it a couple years ago?
Honestly, the lies really started when she said “its been a while since you’ve seen my face” and “I took a little break” because she was on tour lmao
also wasn't it like only 2 weeks without a video that's not long at all LMFAO
Sorry, I live under a rock. Who is this lady?
@@vg_grover4828Just a hipster at a coffee shop
@@vg_grover4828 used to be one of the most popular youtubers
@@vg_grover4828she's a popular RUclipsr with a character "Miranda Sings". I don't know all of the details, but she did quite a bit of (documented and recorded) horrible shit to minors, most noticably showing a child pornography and sending them her underwear.
This is so long even at speed, I can't imagine the pain of watching it in full at normal speed
Thank you so much for helping my headache that is hurting my nose for some reason get better :j really needed it so I can actually fall asleep
The fact that this is 2 mins and the original is 10 mins 😂
The lies are to the exponent 5 (idk math, don’t come at me)
@@RaghuvirVarma bro i dont either that was funny
😂
@@RaghuvirVarma Fifth power
@@RaghuvirVarma I have a special interest for math and do not know what you’re trying to get at
…which makes your reply even better, thank you 💀
She really has the audacity to sing and not talk about the illegal problems that she has committed. Colleen does not take this situation seriously, it’s just ridiculous.
she thought she was having that disney princess moment
What illegal things have happened I actually don’t know what happened
what happened?
@@princesseman8142 she groomed kids, was racist, messaged her fans in inappropriate ways, made a book for CHILDREN that had ADULT content in it and sooo much more.
@@kblinggg oh my my
Her ability to sound like a mouse is impressive.
The ending :
🦗🦗🦗
the worst thing about this is that she lied so much the video shortened by 8 mins
and is still 2 and a half minutes lonng o-o
@@art1_san2 and a half minutes too long ngl
@@-jfkwentafk- fr
@@art1_sanshe doesn't deserve all this time to lie, what she does deserve is jail
yes hahaha
I love how 99% of people don't know what she did and would be completely fine if she didn't make such a garbage apology
And would be fine with the apology as well, tf she's talking about 😂
What did she do though I never heard of her until now
@@aRandomPerson8015 Pretty sure she was accused of sexting or S/H minors not sure exactly but it is under that category
@@exillary3755 You mean S/A?
@@nikkistudio... Sexual harassment
the fact that the original version was 10 minutes long is just crazy. (i haven't watched either yet)
the pitch of her voice fits her maturity in the video
Missed a lie at 1:07 - The 'PR Team' excuse is so common, and almost never true. Plus, if it did happen they almost certainly would have used the word 'respond' and not 'say'
She could have been summarizing them though
@@sadhuman2810you can still summarize by saying that they said, “not to respond”. And usually when you summarize your what your legal team says you at least use citation to what they said.
Prefiero pensar que es verdad, suena divertido y hace que su disculpa sea aún más graciosa "mi equipo legal me aconsejó que no dijera nada, pero nunca dijeron que no podría cantar" suena como parodia tipo south park ☠️
I just feel like it’s a lie because I don’t think someone would risk their career like that, or she’s just really dumb
Even the "i took a break" bit is a lie... maybe from youtube but shes still in the middle of a tour
This is hilarious at 2x speed it’s just her frantically strumming a guitar while moving around as she goes through a possession
thank you for this I have never laughed this hard at such a fucked up appology
A GUITAR- gurl thats a ukulele😭
Edit: HELP ME, HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES.
I thought of doing the same thing you did- I was good for most of the video but the last 20 seconds doing that BROKE me
@@joel_thebean ukuleles are just serving size accurate guitars 🥺
@@katiewaters2899 LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY
more like asspology
1:57 she sounds like when there's a phone call in a cartoon
Alvin after he drank 50 red bulls:
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN HER VOICE IS ALREADY LIKE A CHIPMUNK
0:49
Earlier today i put on alvin and the chipmunks christmas thing (ironically) and it literally sounded like this video
at 1:37 she turns into top nook from animal crossing 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@DapperGuyVR NAHHH
@@skittel7635 ik 💀💀
When you realize that the amount of lies literally turned the initial 10 minute video into a 2 minute video, it shows how much Colleen really did NOT take accountability, she just bullshit her way through and hoped people would forgive her??😭
It wasn’t an apology video.
@@zenapro4724Yeah, she both said that the allegations were lies and that she wouldn’t apologize and that everyone makes mistakes and she’s human and you can’t criticize her because you’re not perfect. She couldn’t keep her narrative straight throughout the ten scripted minutes of her video
It works sometimes I see when ppl who are wealthy or something do stuff they pull this and it works for them like that college guy who raped some girls and got off Scott free or when teachers groom or abuse students and get off Scott free. If she believes she could get away with it it's because of society.
Thank god she did. I wasn’t gonna sit through ten minutes of that bullshit again. Even 2 is a stretch.
@@anapplepie306 She and other people don't realize that 'not being perfect' is not a defense, nor an excuse when you f*ck up like that. As a matter of fact, 'not being perfect' has nothing to do with anything.
Plot Twist (For ppl like me who haven't seen the original): This is the original and she just expects us to understand
She needs to make a apology video for this apology
Didn’t take long for the song to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks
I love that you counted every time she said "toxic gossip train" as a lie 😂😂😂😂
Tbh it is lol
i mean, it is a lie though
people aren't being toxic, people are calling her out on grooming lmao
@@lkm630y79and her calling it “toxic gossip” is just her trying to make it seem as less meaningful than it actually is
I mean that was the most clear lie
I mean....it is
This song is giving 'sorry' from total drama 🙏💀
Actually the "toxic gossip train" is such a good way of wording things, its not necessarily a lie
She wants you to feel sorry for her soooooo bad. It’s so gross 🤢
Trying to make us feel bad about calling her a bad person
@@wil.d_sageyeah shes tryna make us feel bad that we speakin facts
The worst part is, I checked the video. Some people genuinely do. Some could possibly be joking, or satire, but there’s somebody out there who really does feel bad for her.
fr
Its gross that shes trying to justify her behaviour when there’s literal proof shes a kiddy groomer
The fact that it gets so fast that she just sounds like a bug at the end is mind blowing how pathetic this apology is.
Fr
At the end it just sounds like birds chirping 💀
luv yea chris
There's something so satisfying about RUclips apology videos. I can't quite put my finger on what it is but I'm addicted too them😂
this is a masterpiece
It only shows how immature and irresponsible she is 💀
Who is she? And what did she do?
@@dismeme3445groomed fans
@@dismeme3445 she sent innapropriate messages like what their favourite 🍑🍆 position was and forced a fan to shove their hand down her pants ( all of this happened when the fans were 11-13 and she was 30)
@@TheBobmaker ..but she's not a groomer, just a loser
@@TheBobmakerthe onoy thing she ever groomes was her two cats dummy🙄🤚
I love that it's mostly unintelligible before she even gets to the worst of the lies haha
That, definitely. I'm also kinda shocked that despite this speed-up treatment, the video is still that long
@@featherofajay4667 It's probably because she put so much filler bs in her song
I mean, what's the point of calling it an "apology video", when it's nothing but just straight up lies and nonsense. 😂
this is perfect because I couldn't sit through the actual video without getting bored
i love how it gets too high in frequency that you cant understand
DUDE, AT THE END MY DOG LIFTED HER HEAD. This thing turned into a fricking dog whistle because of the sheer amount of lies. Dang you Colleen.
Yea no, I don't think so
@@ItzAuraBeaver wdym
@@MadJaz "fricking dog whistle"
@@ItzAuraBeaver Yeah and?
@@MadJaz Your dog didn't turn around because of the video
Honestly if she thinks that people are blaming her for no reason, she should have some evidence to support her instead of blaming everybody else in a playful behaviour
Ikr.. she literally admits that she talked to children in the past and then goes “toxic gossip train” and talks about “rumors” LIKE GIRL U JUST ADMITTED IT RN??
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 it’s giving bipolar💀
Fr fr
Exactly💀👏🏾
There's proof she groomed so idk what kinda evidence can beat that 😂
Bro it’s already basically at 105% when the vid starts
The funniest part is the way she’s like “I wanna lay down some facts” and for some reason that speed up was so comedically more noticeable for me
1:15 "i only want to talk about the facts" RAPID ACCELERATION
This really takes "If you wanna become a chipmunk, groom minors and make an apology video while singing and playing an ukulele so that someone can make a video of you that speeds up every time you lie" to a whole new level
.....
Fr
fr
This specific genre is sweeping the nation.
Bro wrote an essay
The fact i dont know what she did and found the Cupcakke remix version of this before the og💀
She really started to “apologize” in animal crossing
THIS WAS PERFECT LMAOOOO. She was already lying when she picked up the ukulele tho🫠🫠😂😂😂
fr thats what i was thinking too😭😭
Lmao I was hoping it started off fast too 😂😂😅
yea, her face felt like a lie lmao
@@youtubewontletmeher face is a lie
girl was lying when she breathed
“The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats”
The cats: AYO WTF 😳
I dislike Colleen but I hate these stupid unintelligent repeat comments even more
@gabrielleanngiganan guilty 👍 ☺️
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235damn bro thats intense 😳 you hate when people have fun more than a child abuser 😅
@@zolli5143 yes
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 alr cornball
the last thing i understood was “today. i want to talk about the facts”
How the hell did you come up with this idea? That's original AF. As soon as I read the title I started cracking up, and the video did not disappoint. Thank you.
I love the chipmunks vibes I'm getting from this. And I also like the message this sends overall: Every time someone lies, what they say becomes less relevant!
Noice that's true
There’s no message nerd it’s a meme
just say you're dull. bruh let me interpret stuff.@@klutztersrb823
@@klutztersrb823 there is supposed to be. She really thinks that she didn't do anything wrong
HE DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SIIIINGGGG
Girlie plagiarized Victorious and thought we wouldn't notice sjfkskf
@@luchirimoyaLMAO
BRO PUT IT AT 2 SPEED😭💀
The description is literally killing me rn 😭💀
This went through so many stages: obligatory RUclipsr with a ukulele, helium, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the mice from Cinderella, Animal Crossing villager, and completely unintelligible
You forgot nightcore
Dog whistle at end too
Nah the last stage is more like demonic possession
Her sounding like that is still 100x better than the sorry as apology she gave.
lol fr
Jesus loves you so much thats why he died for you, follow him and accept him as lord and saviour, spread his truth and confess him before man and he will confess you before his father in heaven ! I pray that this blessed you in jesus name amen.
@@reignellwalker9755Jesus isnt god in Christianity, he is THE son of god - from a non Christian
@@reignellwalker9755…im a hinduist…
@@pawstar.Jesus isn't the son of God,he is the messenger of god-by an muslim
I love how it just gets faster every sentence she finishes 💀
The reason it speeds up when she says the "toxic gossip train" is because it's not toxic gossip, it's just truth.
The Craziest part is the fact that she is a mother and has children-
Like how could she not..
I'm genuinely scared for her children...
man someone take those kids from her
Her and Shane Dawson should be investigated…
Wait she is?!
SHE HAS KIDS??????????
@@maeskeller9088she has three. flynn(4), wesley(1), and maisy(1). her brother also has six kids, Bailey (15), Jacob (13), Parker (10), Duncan (6), Luke
(3) & Teddy (1).
every breath shouldve been counted as a lie but this is still amazing
her whole existence is a lie, confirmed 💀
The second the video she started the second she appears on camera the video speeds up so fast that it ends within 0.1 second 💀
now listen in 2x speed…. I’m dying😭😭😭😭
I already knew this would be the fastest video on yt
2:23 the toxic mosquito in my bed
What kills me is she had to have sat for a couple of hours writing this and thinking “yeah, this is the fix”
Humans really can be insane.
Might we add against the advice of what her team of professionals..PROFESSIONALS..told her.
@@Roninkinx her pr team is probably her teenage twitter fans
@@wildonions3188you have 10 subscribers. She is bigger than you cry about it
@@ILuvyouMirandaSings not everyone wants to be an influencer
Yea
This is a masterpiece
Going to around the 2 minute mark and putting it into X2 speed is humbling