BBQ sauce - looks like that time of the month if you know what I'm saying... Ranch - looks like that time of the night if you know what I'm saying.... I'm dying 🤣😂
You can go to this channel called Colleen vlogs where Miranda dresses up as this person called Colleen Ballinger and talks weirdly and goes out in public
Red BBQ sauce: "looks lik thAt time of the mOnth ifyouknowhatimsayin" White Ranch sauce: "reminds me of thAt time of the night ifyouknowhatimsayin" i died💀😂😂
I eat breakfast but never ate cereal I'm not going to be a cereal killer a.k.a u don't eat cereal but I eat breakfast I eat bacon and eggs and toast and sausage and pancakes and muffins
Yea like if I went by I would literally start screaming but she would be saying ‘no pictures today’ to a random stranger walking by.me:😭 why can’t you notice me!!!!!!!
So this is 2023 Maranda: you will be having TWINS!!! You will have a boy and a girl!!! And pinto bean!!! They are so grown up it makes me cry!!! You will love them dearly even if you do t believe it!!! Love you Maranda!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
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pleaseeeeee if there's bloopers for this....I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE
Me to
eva g RIGHT NOW
YES PLEASE
OMG FOR SURE
sameeeeee
“He forgot the chocolate milk”
“IDIOT”
I DIED 😂💀
Ashley Ortega omg i’m a big fan❤️❤️❤️
Ashley Ortega sAME😂👌🏻👌🏻
Ashley Ortega Has entered the chat😀😀
I am going to watch your video I wanna see how good it is
Well i guess you really dont know Miranda Lambert and also may the lord be with and also read the Bible
she literally kept in character as she was ordering. i love her
I can’t like this comment...it’s at 69 😂
You love her I love you
You are an army????
cutelittlecloud ARMY yess
yoongispirit maranda is maranda
It might’ve almost been 4 years ago this was posted, I still come back to this 😭💀
BBQ sauce - looks like that time of the month if you know what I'm saying...
Ranch - looks like that time of the night if you know what I'm saying....
I'm dying 🤣😂
•J• J• IM ROLLING🤣
LOL
This had me dead
Did she said "you get Flynn" after the night part?
Yaneli Salas phlegm
"This is the hand motion it does, it's definately Jeffree Starr"
Had me dying.
LOVE MIRANDA!!!!
(also pls check out my vid u won't regret it)
Me toooo 💀 😂
@@morolaaal3398 lol
Anyway I don’t eat breakfast I’m not a cereal killer CRYING
Jay Palfrey lol
I read that at the same time she said that 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg i didntget it at first
I Peed
what funny and wholesome creator! i hope she doesnt respond to allegations with the worst apology know to man!
well she did 😂😂😂
@@danilynsimpson7969it’s supposed to be a joke
Love seeing Miranda back in public like she did in her old vlogs
You can go to this channel called Colleen vlogs where Miranda dresses up as this person called Colleen Ballinger and talks weirdly and goes out in public
@@Zoe-uv9jm that's miranda irl (in real life)
Matthew cat 130 its a joke
Zoe sorry but r/wooooosh 😂
...I’m Not Telling You more like Matthew cat 130
I made the joke...?
0:26 "i dont eat breakfast cuz im not a cereal killer"
i dying
Same lol 😂
I dying?
what the heck
goldenfreddyshadow 1 Lol I noticed it too
😂😂😂😂😃
"eXtRA lEtUce? The person in front got extra lettuce? Frickin disgusting perverts!"
OMG I DIED!!!!!! LMAO
Lolllllllz
me toooo lmaooo
You're a 👍 singer
Me too tea
@sweet slime panda LMAO means Laughing my ass off
*it has all the James Charles foundation colours mixed in one*
*IT TASTES LIKE JAMES CHARLES TOO*
OMG that is the funniest thing ever I’m gonna DIE
LMAO SHE CALLED NEBULA JEFFFRRREEE STAAARRR IM WHEEEZINNTNGNGN
Well everything was accurate down to the hand motion lol
Castiel Novak I've got an asthma inhaler which should help 😏
Sometimes my brain can't process that she is still Colleen Ballinger..
I thought colleen and Miranda were 2 different people lol
@@cassandraflannigan7489 dont tell me u just new
GoLdEnaRm shut the front door
@@cassandraflannigan7489 You would think they are
Same
Barbeque sauce: "it looks like that time of month"
Ranch: "it looks like that time of night" ;)
nO
Holy shit
Oh god
Ewwww😂😭😭😭😭
OMG I GET IT NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS DISCHARGE ._.
Pulls out the creamy ranch “Looks like that time of the night if you know what I’m saying “ 😂😂😂😂
Then she says that creamy white sauce is good
That is sooo sus
You can see colleen slowly dyeing when she is pretending to like the gogurt with chicken nuggets
Arianna Webster 💀
What time
nitanita x123 6:23
Arianna Webster AHHHHHH I LOVE STRANGER THINGS!!!!! ITS LITTERALLY MY LIFE!!!!
Lol
The way she holds the steering wheel just kills me
so freaking funny😂😂😂😂
Ik lol
When I saw this comment she just started holding the steering wheel
hahaha
Me too lol it so cringy
Hina Bhatti That’s how I hold a steering wheel 😅
“...but I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.” *LOLOLOL*
lol agrred
OMG I JUST GOT THAT THANK YOU 😂🤣
Do you really think it's spelt cereal?
BAHAHAHAHAHA
You now that there is other breakfast to eat but I get the joke
I didn’t know they made toys of jefrey starrrr good for him💅💅💅
The zooming in on the face and eating so satisfying😂😂😂
"The hand movements, it's definitely Jeffrey Star" I laughed way too hard😂
guys idk if u guys know, but that toy was nebula
His name is actually jeffree
@@jxderin I knew that, i just thought it was funny how Miranda thought it was Jeffree Star😂
oh ok @Bella Smith i get u now
“That time of the month” and “that time of the night” HILARIOUS 😂
I spit out my drink 🤣😂🤣
I died
Prince Peter of England ye if u know what she means ranch cum
And that other thing is period
😂 it took me a second 😂😂😂😂
itxbriaaa XD yes got it. I’m from England - not Jupiter 🤣
I love that you kept your wedding ring...it's the only thing that reminds me that you are Colleen 😂. How did you manage to order as miranda omg !
She’s hilarious and I remember the last time I watched this I was 5. I never knew what a “singular pub” was but now I do💀💀💀💀
@bellahernandez6314 …
Your 9 now?
“There’s fans everywhere, look.”
Miranda looks around
“One...two.....”
Wow Miranda, that’s a lot of fans right there.
Lmao 😂😂😂
TDLindsay07 That’s a lot of fans indeed
LMAO
Same
no one:
not a soul:
miranda sings: No pictures today, thank you
I no right she crakes me up
Tigerlily241 ok but, she was being bombarded by fans lol 😂
are you a youtube?????
I want to take a pitcher of her supihd cate!
Tigerlily241 idgi I don’t get it
I’ve watched loads of people do this challenge and ……
This is the funniest one
Facts
Sister sister fun true true true
I am the queen thats me thx for the comment 🌟
Tiffany Jarrell thx for the comment
Yes it is the best
Who still watching in 2025
Me 😊
Me lol
Me
@user-ym1ol1ne6phow did you do that
Me
“Am I supposed to use my chesticle milk for this!” 🤣🤣🤣 that killed me 😂😂😂😂
Alexix Floren when was that??????
@@isophhi during her first order
Glow Full 2:53
Hi miranda I love your vids so much yay thanks for doing great vids .🍟
OMg me to
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a soul:
Miranda Sings: no pictures today, thank you.
This comment is been used way to much to the point it’s actually annoying
Wow totaly in the
Mood
lovatic here 😂
Your comment is stupid. Plz pleaaase check your I.Q.
Please.
Omg lmaooo I was literally on that part 😂😂😂😂😂
"This looks like that time of the night If you know what I mean" 😂
Harry Potter OMG
Is that supposed to mean something bad....... ._.
Harry Potter it means moon
It means for all of you who dont understand when she said that that time of the night means 👉👌and your parters white stuff as she called it
Unknown User wow my life is over
I can’t stop laughing at the “ PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME SIR” 7:28 7:37
Omg hi Atticus!!
10:39
“Bye see ya later”
*1 second later*
“Ew so annoying”
😂😂
🤣😂🤣 when she did it the second time I died even more
Nice username😂
Don’t Use Tik Tok 300th like 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
imagine if she got pulled over by a cop as miranda!! lol
Neha Patole On Camera
That would be hilarious
i agree Neha Patole
Omg lol
Why would she get pulled over tho
0:26
‘I don’t eat breakfast coz I’m not a serial/cereal killer’
😂 IM DEAD 😂
Kelly Willo 😂😂😂💀
Oh my..I didn’t catch that😂 that’s for commenting that!
Lol
Julianne Nance all good 😂😁💖
Lol
16:56 “OH NO THE PLASTIC STRAWS THE TURTLES!” *pulls out metal straw* “much better” 😂😂
Miranda: Oh AlSo i StOle mY GraNDmAs cAr fOr dIs
Miranda: She wont even know because she was in the ReStrOOm
Me: .....😅
I like sleeping
@@sarahspaceslippers same
@@sarahspaceslippers lmao
@@sarahspaceslippers I'm sure we all do ???
@@itzsisterjayjay3899 ye, but thats what you do in the RESTroom you REST and sleep
"i dont eat breakfast because im not a cereal killer" im ded xD
Lol I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
Sameeeeeeeeee
Um you mean dead
That never gets old.☺️
hahaha good joke
I can’t tell you how much I LOVE miranda out in the real world.
this didn’t age well
@@ellalol622😭😭
4:21 Miranda is such a comedian 😂😂😂
"Also, who gets up before noon? That is really disgUSTing" MOOD
Tony Bun I do
I sleep at noon😂
Lol(same)
I wake up at 7 in the morning every day because it's my favorite time to wake up. I'm an early bird.
Bless all 334 people that took there time 2 scroll all the way here
“I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.”
~ Miranda Sings 2019
The 3 Slytherinos its so inspirational 😭😭
hahhaahhaha
Lmao 😂
kinda scared i read this comment as she said it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:25 "I'm usually really good at swallowing" OMG MIRANDA IM DEAD 😂
Oof 😂
AHAHA
magic unicorn no
She wouldn’t have a kid if she was good at swallowing 😂😂
XD
Watching this video 5 years later now understanding the dirty jokes 😭😭😭
When Flynn is older and watches this I bet he is gonna be like "Mom,what are you doing?!?!?*
Little_ Owl Games “Mom are you on drugs “
i always think about that lmao
Little_ Owl Games he's probably gonna be mom why are you doing this for living
Little_ Owl Games lol imr
Ikr*
opening bbq sauce : looks like that time of the month
opening ranch : looks like that time of the night
GEEZ HER IMAGINATION IS WILD
OH GEEZ
When u get phlegm 😁
Lol what’s the time stamp?
The Programming Gamer 5:30
Red BBQ sauce: "looks lik thAt time of the mOnth ifyouknowhatimsayin"
White Ranch sauce: "reminds me of thAt time of the night ifyouknowhatimsayin"
i died💀😂😂
Like oh my freaking god 😂😂😂💔💔 dead as af
Lmfao 😂😂😂DED
omg SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one confused about what Miranda said aboutout this?
Angelina Lutterbie yes
I love when she sang her song and the way she said “WiKI WIkI” got me dying
“There’s a hair in my chocolate milk. You see this?!”
*Still drinks it*
Lily Belle bonus
TURTLES DON'T STEEL PLASTIC STROSE THEY RUNED OUT
I paused it and didn't see a hair.
Lol
Ur profile pic looks scary
I laughed so hard when you where talking about the turtles stealing plastic straws 😂
She is a VSCO GIRL
She’s VSCO
Cobly
Ssksksksksksksk and i opp-
She's kinda opposite because she wants to get rid of the turtles
Miranda: There’s fans everywhere
Me : random people walking 😂
I love how the inspirational music started playing when she spit out the nugget 😂
"An Avatar? Wait no that's not an avatar. It's Jeffrey Star."
-Miranda Sings 2019
Lol that was gold I could not stop laughing!! I wonder what jeffee Star would think of it if he saw it!! But it was an absolute pissa!!
Gabriel Macias it’s Jeffree...
Lol nebeula is offended
Rip Nebula
I think that it's nebula from Guardians of the galexy or avengers
Can we see bloopers, pls ahhh, 😂👏👌❤️
evgeni yaaasss
Yaasss plz 👏😂
Yes yes
Ok well I've seen bloopers differently from miranda so i know these aren't it i want real bloopers haaaaa
Her listening to that royalty free music when she pulled up got me good 😂
All of these inappropriate jokes I never understood as a kid I now get😂💀
EVERYBODY: Beauty Community Drama
Miranda : That’s not an avatar. ITS JEFFFFREE STAR
Lexi W. This was the funniest thing I ever heard
And it’s even actually Nebula 😂😂😂
This is hilarious 😂 but wasn’t this video posted before the drama?
Miranda explaining to get rid of the plastic for the turtles was hilarious. She kind of has the right idea just the wrong reasoning 😂😂😂
I'm even more impressed by that foldable straw!
😂😂😂😂
Turtles will die when they eat it...
TURTLES STEAL STRAWS.
Nobody:
Not even one person:
Miranda: " i dont eat breakfast because im not a cereal killer "
😂😂💀
😂 lol
I get it she hates ciril 🤣
😑lol
Serial*
Cereal* u mean
StOp FarTinG wHiLe YoUr FiLmInG Me. Got me laughing
The thing with the senior discount is actually kind of smart 😂😂
girl staahp ikr!!
Somebody needs to try it
Why do you wear that giraffe jacket everywhere
They should call you Miranda annoying
Why do you always wiggle your eyebrows when you talk and I don't believe that you have lots of boyfriends
"I don't eat breakfast cause I'm not a cereal killer" Miranda sings 2019
Lol I love that 😂♥
I am a cereal killer
Gemma McAree Uhm ok?
I ate it like 5 times today
I eat breakfast but never ate cereal I'm not going to be a cereal killer a.k.a u don't eat cereal but I eat breakfast I eat bacon and eggs and toast and sausage and pancakes and muffins
I love how she just puts a bandaid over the steering wheel to censor the car model 😂
roflmaostfulol my guess is she has a Lexus 300 or newer that was my first car I loved it. I wonder if I’m right
Do you mean a plaster?
@@sarahspaceslippers in America it's called a bandaid I think
@@erica129 im not in amereca
Ye ikr
When Miranda said “Yeassss, Yeassss” “Happy meal”😂😂
“I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer” - Miranda sings 2019
I do it to
Maggie Weinstein funnny
😂 I don’t eat breakfast, I’m not a cereal killer😂💀
Simply Dakota.J what the fuck
-.-
She secretly makes jokes but its not surprising cuz shes Miranda
Lol
Lol
“Usually I prefer a dry nug, but the creamy ranch sauce...has got it goin’ on.”
Im dead
Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes! I’ve never got so many!!
My mind went into a deep deep place were no mirfanda gose....
@Dawn Da Potato *looks back and sees her* UMM I LOST MY PHONE
i js love how i didnt even notice how much dark humor was in this😂
"Aww the plastic straws.... THE TURTLES "😂
lol!😂
I love how she thinks that every random stranger is a fan.🤣
Omg thanks for the 1.1k likes
Yea like if I went by I would literally start screaming but she would be saying ‘no pictures today’ to a random stranger walking by.me:😭 why can’t you notice me!!!!!!!
SHE DOESNT THINK SHE KNOWS
Is she special not in a bad way just want to know
@@DNAMinistriesshes not speacial its her funny character check out her real self colleen blainger
realgirl 101 me to 🤣🤣🤣
6:00
Miranda- “The creamy white sauce has got It going on”.
Me- wait! What???
12:16 “WHOA. That ball is full of cream”
😐 oof
Ha
15:14 “Brat, She said next window please OWH MY GAWD” 😂
She was complaining about onions but the animal style fries include onions 😂 “ Those crispy bits”
Ty for being low-key educational as Miranda. Yes kids. Use metal straws. Don't kill the turtles
No we are killing the turtles taking away their plastic so they can’t eat
@@rezislice Right right of course.
But she bought the plastic straw...
Mix Up With Rehman but didn’t use any of them except at the end
Angelique Quick SAVE THE TOEDOES🐢
* dips her chicken nuggets in ranch*
Miranda: mmm!
Me : Shane Dawson approved!!!
F Basurto *It’s jefree st- nvm*
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Lol
l like ranch and chicken nuggets together
Chicken nuggets in ranch taste good
Miranda: it tastes like james charles
Me: and i oop-
⚫️👃🏽⚫️
👄
I just hit mah balz
Cherie Kinnee i can agree with that statement
LMAOOO
And i scoop
I don't get it
miranda : “ ay a toy oh it’s a avatar ...wait no it’s jeffree star 😭yup it’s definitely jeffree star 😭😭”
me : lmaooo 😭😭
Kaiya Morrell h.
Z. 4:min n.m
Hahaha yes me 2
Kaiya Morrell it’s from endgame
Same
Punching haters 😂😂😂😂
“I’m not gonna eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.”
I DIED!😂😂
Hunter Tabz Me to
P
Cool she doesn't kill cereal
Lmao I died as well 😂
Hunter Tabz hahahaha
Its so nice to see miranda so happy makes me feel so good ❤❤❤ credits to her all of it 😂😂😂❤❤❤
" i never had this but it looks like that time of the night if u know what im sayin " im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What am I supposed to wash it down with? My SPIT?😂
Jasmijn Apte 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Water lol😀
Lol i was skrolling down saw this and she said the exact same time i read it
Umm with your chocolit milk Duh
Thats just gross
The reaction every time someone recognised her is ICONIC.
"BRAT"
Oh no 😢
I wish i could have met her
But i dont live in ameri a ☹
Why did she put yogurt on her nugget. That’s not where it goes it doesn’t go as a sauce. Also she keeps saying everyone’s her fans.
@@sweetberry2243 sweetie pie, she’s an actress playing a character. She’s doing everything on purpose to be silly 🙃.
So this is 2023 Maranda: you will be having TWINS!!! You will have a boy and a girl!!! And pinto bean!!! They are so grown up it makes me cry!!! You will love them dearly even if you do t believe it!!! Love you Maranda!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
this didn’t age well
When she was at Taco Bell and said “Thanks... I guess” I died😂😂
Love the bandaid over the logo on the steering wheel and the froze toe on the mirror haha
LOL Miranda getting the senior discount 😂
Man what mcdonald’s let’s you get a burger and nuggets in the same meal? i would’ve loved that when i was younger
"No plastics straw because the turtles still them from us" LMBO LOL🤣😂
*steal 😊
@Ok if you say so! no they said laugh my butt off. Lmao is laugh my ass off.
“The First Lady under a senior age to get a discount” hahahahahaha
*“Excuse you... brat”*
I’m dead🤣
"THAT DULICHES"
GOT ME LAUGHING 😂
Imagine someone watches this and they be like “that’s my order” 😂
she died inside when she ate it with the strawberry yoghurt 😂
Hey can I ask u a question
Im confused was it yogurt or yoghurt?
nah it probably was actually good lmfao
Dorothy Vera both
ddlovogue des paw cheeto
The best way to get rid of turtles is takeaway their plastics 😂😂😂
I’m watching this in 2023 and. I loved her as a kid and I’m can’t stop laughing at the burger part😂😂😂😂❤
I'm watching it in 2024😂
The fact that she listens to her own music in the car has me DYING 😂😂
“There’s fans everywhere! Look at this! 1! 2!”
2 fans..😂
Mary Rush don’t forget me! 😂😂😂😹😹😹
@@kendallscats5423 u we're not there :'/
Yeah huh I was in the comments and I’m a fan 😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹
Mary Rush you copied me
Trinity Lauber I haven’t seen your comment in my life lmao
Omg the girl in the drivethrough window at Taco Bell was the same one from Joey Graceffa’s video of him doing this. 😂😂😂lmao Miranda
Helen Lillian YES YES YEEEESSSSSSS
OMG Miranda is a STALKER
No afans but you are stopid
Tina Gordon I beg your pardon
The way she shoved the whole burrito in her mouth and took like the smallest fight
Bite ever😂😂
"it's time of the month if you know what im saying"
"it's time of the night if you know what im saying"
WTF AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Lol
i died laughing lmfao
Did you have to say the wtf word
@@truthspeaks456 what the freak???
@@abcdefghijk4826 Are you army?