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  • @mantis1580
    @mantis1580 2 года назад +8991

    “You should look up passive aggressive disorder” is the most passive aggressive sentence I’ve heard in a while

    • @ilivewithghosts5460
      @ilivewithghosts5460 2 года назад +205

      Damn I just commented this too lol ill go delete it

    • @fredgoncalves3315
      @fredgoncalves3315 2 года назад +18

      Exactly what I was thinking lmao

    • @starsnipe-yp5hx
      @starsnipe-yp5hx 2 года назад +163

      @@ilivewithghosts5460 Gigachad

    • @fizzdev
      @fizzdev 2 года назад +110

      @@ilivewithghosts5460 respect

    • @ilivewithghosts5460
      @ilivewithghosts5460 2 года назад +85

      @@fizzdev I didn't scroll far enough to see if anyone else mentioned it, amateur mistake

  • @kingk1878
    @kingk1878 2 года назад +2129

    Didn’t even mention the fact he got the number from a BUSINESS CARD, and he’s trying to pick her up through that 💀

  • @alohachavez2278
    @alohachavez2278 2 года назад +5220

    the statement “i’m the only guy in the city with nothing wrong with him” alone is enough for me to question someone’s sanity

    • @saintwumples4403
      @saintwumples4403 2 года назад +23

      Have a nice day I’m sorry bots are going to swarm you

    • @funnyyylock
      @funnyyylock 2 года назад +10

      @@saintwumples4403 I'm a bot

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 2 года назад +51

      @@saintwumples4403 I am a bot. This message has been posted automatically. Please do not reply. I am a bot. I am not in danger. I am a bot. Please do not reply. I am a bot.

    • @divyatulsi1520
      @divyatulsi1520 2 года назад +67

      I love how the sentence cancels itself out as you'd have to have something wrong with you in order to believe EVERYONE else but you has something wrong with them.

    • @alohachavez2278
      @alohachavez2278 2 года назад +25

      @@divyatulsi1520 exactly!! that’s the true definition of crazy, is when you think everyone else are the ones w the problem.

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 2 года назад +4957

    "If you're psychologically normal"
    Jesus Christ, listening to this guy is making me psychologically worse, and it's not even directed at me.

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 2 года назад +57

      man I wish this was satire

    • @haventchangedmypfpsince2009
      @haventchangedmypfpsince2009 2 года назад +53

      One of the reasons I refrain from giving out my personal details, they're so talented at assuming and making up BS for complete strangers that they don't need any help from the actual facts. Not that I don't also get casual ableism when I show any form of having a personality 'for a woman' on a regular basis.

    • @fpl343
      @fpl343 2 года назад +11

      This guy is buy a gun weird seriously this wacko could be dangerous.

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 2 года назад +11

      Everyone has something wrong with them - this guy doesn't seem to know that...:/ Thing is most people don't let their "problems" get in the way of their choices in life.

    • @bpogueg2
      @bpogueg2 2 года назад +10

      When he said that it blew my mind because he obviously believes that he’s 100% psychologically normal, which obviously can’t be further from the truth.

  • @sonicstruggle7477
    @sonicstruggle7477 2 года назад +6351

    I completely lost at him describing passive aggression while being passive aggressive about it.

  • @joshpointoh
    @joshpointoh 2 года назад +2429

    He sounds like a guy who even gets dumped in his made-up relationships.

  • @Jyiber
    @Jyiber 2 года назад +7332

    This sounds like straight satire. But then you remember people like this exist.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 года назад +13

      The strawman fallacy is not a fallacy. If someone says something unspeakably stupid, chances are they believe it.

    • @Jyiber
      @Jyiber 2 года назад +84

      @@thecaptain6520 The strawman fallacy has nothing to do with anything here. A strawman is used in an argument/debate to simplify and restate the opponents argument in in a way that makes it easier to defeat. It's generally considered dishonest.
      Satire is a type of comedy where you show how ridiculous something is by pretending to be the most perfect example of it.
      The only way the two are related is when the satire is intentionally misrepresenting the opposing position in dishonest or mischievous way, and since satire is usually only employed for comedic purposes it's not often seen in any kind of real debate.
      This isn't any kind of debate, it's just hard to believe all of the words he said would come out of anyone's mouth in precisely the cringiest and most psychopathic way.

    • @j9yninefr976
      @j9yninefr976 2 года назад +11

      There’s no satire without a true base behind it

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 2 года назад +29

      When the quote, “truth is stranger than fiction” is undoubtedly correct

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 года назад +11

      yes. thats why satire exists. to make fun of those people.

  • @-D3m0nikaSpirit-
    @-D3m0nikaSpirit- 2 года назад +1647

    This guy saw "American Psycho" once and decided; "life goals!"

    • @mintspice_
      @mintspice_ 2 года назад +61

      He was giving me knock off Patrick Bateman vibes as well

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 года назад +16

      Many such cases

    • @theregenedmoogles741
      @theregenedmoogles741 Год назад +5

      Exactly

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet Год назад +15

      You say that as a joke but modern incels actually idolize Norman Bates.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@psychicbyinternetI wonder how they view Tom Cruise? Personally, he strikes me as hugely entitled, and not a little psychotic.

  • @The_Renegade07
    @The_Renegade07 2 года назад +8574

    "Dimitri The Lover" is the most Elder Scrolls NPC name I have possibly ever heard.

    • @goldenghost2001
      @goldenghost2001 2 года назад +169

      Bro I died when I read this

    • @YaminoMizu
      @YaminoMizu 2 года назад +270

      It's like a low level Dark Souls NPC who's only benifit to you is giving you an item when you kill him.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +104

      +@@YaminoMizu And it would be something useless like Dung Pie

    • @aidanwilliams7689
      @aidanwilliams7689 2 года назад +22

      My favorite character is named “Sir Dmitri”

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад +2

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

  • @necromanta4852
    @necromanta4852 2 года назад +19127

    I love that whenever Charlie sees something crazy he immediately says it's like someone from Arkham asylum did it

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +14

      READ MY NAME!
      !!!!!!!!!

    • @JEREMAIAHJONES
      @JEREMAIAHJONES 2 года назад +356

      bots are so stupid man

    • @chairman96
      @chairman96 2 года назад +15

      Go big red

    • @Motherlesstripod
      @Motherlesstripod 2 года назад +255

      The Moist Asylum

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 2 года назад +215

      I also love that he doesn't say "mental hospital" or anything like that, bet it's because even people in psychiatric wards are more sane than dimitri

  • @Pupsker
    @Pupsker 2 года назад +8553

    I think if I got a voicemail like that I would just have to get a new phone.

  • @S-krill-ex
    @S-krill-ex 2 года назад +811

    Dmitri the lover was actually the only man in the city who had *everything* wrong with him

  • @Neillan
    @Neillan 2 года назад +4603

    If someone has to convince you they're "nice" and that there is nothing wrong with them, *the exact opposite is true.*

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @wymdrc9029
      @wymdrc9029 2 года назад +7

      No shit

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 2 года назад +81

      Same as describing yourself as funny. A lot of people who think themselves hilarious either have the stalest or needlessly edgiest jokes imaginable. Often even both.

    • @jesusimpersonator1648
      @jesusimpersonator1648 2 года назад +69

      I am nice and a fully functional member of society and I am not on any federal watchlist

    • @kurtdyck6759
      @kurtdyck6759 2 года назад +32

      Fuck this guy. IM the nicest guy. Anyone who says otherwise definitely has mental issues. I’m simply the sweetest, kindest most caring human to ever live. An absolute gem. You’d have to dig to the very depths of terraria and even then, you still might not find a gem as rare as me. I am gods hand crafted, 1 of 1 brought down to bless the women of this earth with my beautiful bounty. Bask in my glory and if you don’t want me, you’re wrong. Sorry not sorry.

  • @dimitrielia18
    @dimitrielia18 2 года назад +2783

    As a legitimate Dimitri, I am offended by him using the name

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +4

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @JimzMC
      @JimzMC 2 года назад +265

      Yeah, Dimitri is a unique and cool name. Doesn't need rotten eggs like him using it.

    • @We-do-a-little-trolling
      @We-do-a-little-trolling 2 года назад +120

      Yeah i agree

    • @DrDark-im9kv
      @DrDark-im9kv 2 года назад +33

      @@We-do-a-little-trolling hi Dimitri Ramos.

    • @OleanderRainbow
      @OleanderRainbow 2 года назад +50

      Dimitri is a wonderful name.

  • @PepperOnPatty
    @PepperOnPatty 2 года назад +3294

    Its so painfully obvious he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks he's the most charismatic guy in existence

    • @ryanashford718
      @ryanashford718 2 года назад +131

      He thinks he's Patrick Bateman or some bullshit.

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 года назад +29

      Textbook narcissist meets PUA

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil 2 года назад +18

      was gonna say thats because hes the only one who love dimitri the lover. butt then i thought to myself.. he too probably actually hates himself thus all the insane projection.. 😂

    • @myaly6780
      @myaly6780 2 года назад +1

      Dimtri absolutely 💯 % delusional... Lmao

    • @angrysilence1234....
      @angrysilence1234.... Год назад +1

      There is nothing wrong with "self-delusion", in my opinion, as long as it's of the totally "benign" kind, and so, thus, does not cause pain or havoc on anybody in life, not even the one who holds it. But, that's not always the case, now. Is it?

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 года назад +1933

    “He has been re-arrested”
    One arrest was not enough, he’s too powerful. His cringe MUST be contained! Someone call the CIA, the FBI, NASA, the SCP foundation! Anyone!

    • @louiskr42
      @louiskr42 2 года назад +39

      The first pokeball couldn't catch him. They needed a second one

    • @soundingtheskies
      @soundingtheskies 2 года назад +23

      Id take the new shitty ghost busters at this point

    • @scarlettboggs6381
      @scarlettboggs6381 2 года назад +12

      Can't forget the GOC and The Serpents Hand!

    • @silversanctum2713
      @silversanctum2713 2 года назад +13

      @@scarlettboggs6381 nah we need CotBG
      *cough* Church of the broken god?...

    • @brucewayne2955
      @brucewayne2955 2 года назад +14

      The SCP! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @azalago
    @azalago 2 года назад +667

    It's even worse than that. Before he became Dimitri the Lover, he was an actual physician in the Canadian Armed Forces. His license was revoked in 1992 after he plead guilty to sexually assaulting 2 of his patients.

    • @mysticcorn7059
      @mysticcorn7059 2 года назад +144

      Fucking Christ, I mean I guess creepiness like this doesn't just start from nowhere

    • @SkyGodKazuha
      @SkyGodKazuha Год назад +53

      well that's a lot worse to know.

    • @IloveCanada-ql5vt
      @IloveCanada-ql5vt Год назад +22

      He’s not Canadian! He’s not Canadian!

    • @GetRocked69
      @GetRocked69 Год назад +2

      Oof

    • @darthgroot9130
      @darthgroot9130 Год назад +19

      You guys in the states can have him. He’s too charismatic and suave for us

  • @ascendingarscente
    @ascendingarscente 2 года назад +765

    “I’m one of the few men in this city who has nothing wrong with him.”
    Yep, definite serial killer.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +1

      READ MY NAME!!
      !!!!!!!!!

    • @amongredacted653
      @amongredacted653 2 года назад +15

      Because i killed them all (evil laughter ensues)

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад +1

      that always means "murd3r3r"

    • @eugenekrabs6400
      @eugenekrabs6400 2 года назад +9

      “I am definitely not the type of guy who would have several human corpses in or under their house”

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

  • @zzky666
    @zzky666 2 года назад +512

    Nobody rejects Dimitri, Dimitri calls back after feeling rejected and rejects them first.

    • @2kbest242
      @2kbest242 2 года назад +5

      I agree with that!

    • @zzky666
      @zzky666 2 года назад +4

      @@2kbest242 you agree wit a couple people i see

  • @brockfuller2074
    @brockfuller2074 2 года назад +279

    I love how he goes “I’m erasing your number” as if that’s a loss for her. Like nah dude you’re doing her a favor 😂😂

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony Год назад +13

      He 'erases,' she 'blocks,' sets up a full home security system, buys some 'weapons,' gets a couple retired police dogs, & has her entire neighborhood on watch.

  • @waterwashed
    @waterwashed 2 года назад +1995

    I love how whenever these male “pick up artists” get rejected, it’s always the woman’s fault. They can never blame themselves.

    • @desox123
      @desox123 2 года назад +9

      @Phillip Wood we all do but not to this level this guy is just creepy!

    • @chihuahua0117
      @chihuahua0117 2 года назад

      Of course... Being a pick up artist would imply that you have experience with actually picking up women, so blaming themselves would be like admitting to knowing fuck all about women, which would be the truth but... You know, only deranged idiots identify as pick up artists anyway

    • @doesntmatter4477
      @doesntmatter4477 2 года назад +2

      Ur doing what u claim ur against lol typical.
      Btw nobody respects pick up artists so u taking a stand is meaningless especially it bring hypocritical smh

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 года назад

      There's literally no reason to date men ever. We have exfellent pulsators and vibrators, why the hell would you even bother with men lol

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN 2 года назад +59

      @@doesntmatter4477 bold of you to assume OP can’t take responsibility. Not everyone is a prick who blames others, calm down.

  • @ATHIL118
    @ATHIL118 2 года назад +972

    He ironically was a physician in the 90s, but got his license revoked later due to sexual assault charges. Nothing to do with psychiatry. He in fact had to go to psychotherapy as well in the 90s lmao

    • @rozeshi3525
      @rozeshi3525 2 года назад +78

      what pissed me off is that this isnt even mentioned in his list of charges on the wikipedia page

    • @jumokeogunsola9549
      @jumokeogunsola9549 2 года назад +18

      @@rozeshi3525 damn. cant someone edit it?

    • @rozeshi3525
      @rozeshi3525 2 года назад +6

      @@jumokeogunsola9549 not sure how to

    • @gastonzumbo9860
      @gastonzumbo9860 2 года назад +11

      the internet has melted my brain so much that I thought you meant he was a physician ironically as in, he did it in an ironic fashion, not that the fact that he was a doctor is ironic

    • @ATHIL118
      @ATHIL118 2 года назад +14

      @@gastonzumbo9860 time to ironically diagnose my patients

  • @MikeB12800
    @MikeB12800 2 года назад +4670

    He’s not a serial killer. Serial killers don’t talk this much and hide their psychopathy a lot better than this maniac!

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +6

      READ MY NAME!
      !!!!!!!!!

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 2 года назад +205

      He’s definitely the stalker type which could develop into something more like a serial killer. He might just be a skitzo

    • @math201i
      @math201i 2 года назад +83

      @Alyssa Jasmine true. But you could cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 2 года назад +86

      As a serial killer, I can assure that this is indeed true

    • @bradgraff551
      @bradgraff551 2 года назад +9

      @Alyssa Jasmine what?

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 года назад +995

    Ironically I am in the early stages of labour distracting myself with this video, so cheers Charlie!

    • @ClockworkVaudevillian1
      @ClockworkVaudevillian1 2 года назад +106

      Congrats with The Child!

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 2 года назад +52

      You are so lucky! :) Congrats!

    • @lovelyoasis
      @lovelyoasis 2 года назад +43

      Omg congrats!!! 💗

    • @o3o930
      @o3o930 2 года назад +43

      Congrats, hope you guys are safe and healthy!

    • @rivulet5417
      @rivulet5417 2 года назад +22

      How are you in labour ironically
      Congrats doe
      Having something inside you scares me

  • @illkissyourightnow
    @illkissyourightnow 2 года назад +802

    this dude is like a gaslighting/manipulative king…
    the fact that only “something horrible that’s happened in your life” is the only explanation he considers to be just, for someone to not call him back, kinda gives you every red flag you’d need…

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 2 года назад +22

      He no king of any kind. Just a greese ball who is full of himself

    • @itsjustdina12
      @itsjustdina12 2 года назад +23

      Don't even give him THAT credit. He's not a gaslighting/manipulative king, cause a true "king" at those would actually have to be good at them. He's just a pathetic vermin with even no evil "skills" such as manipulation.

    • @stumpwatersalad3024
      @stumpwatersalad3024 2 года назад +1

      "That's fine!"

    • @SmileyMosquito453
      @SmileyMosquito453 Год назад

      Agreed this man is definitely has npd

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 года назад +365

    "There's nothing wrong with me."
    Kind of a weird thing to specify out of nowhere. Reminds me of when websites tell you they aren't scams.

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 2 года назад +2

      Where is nothing wrong with me. My mom died.

    • @KimStennabbCaesar
      @KimStennabbCaesar 2 года назад +1

      Reverse mortgage is not a way for the bank to take your house...

    • @xuxuang8574
      @xuxuang8574 Год назад

      "I didn't hurt her!"

  • @ShenZxro
    @ShenZxro 2 года назад +6345

    It’s almost scary how people like this actually exist, and a lot are much worse than this dude
    But I can’t let the Tommy Wisau resemblance be ignored

    • @saintwumples4403
      @saintwumples4403 2 года назад +70

      Exactly and sometimes you don’t except it to. Weirdly enough the most bold creepy ones I’ve seen are younger and not old men like your told about

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 2 года назад +75

      The main difference being: Tommy Wiseau is actually entertaining.

    • @melxvee6850
      @melxvee6850 2 года назад +3

      It's not scary

    • @melxvee6850
      @melxvee6850 2 года назад +6

      @Hello Boyz bro y'all overestimate this guy, this guy isn't capable of murder, y'all overread him, he's not at all that, in this modern world people who talk like that are all talk and have no actual wit

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 2 года назад +66

      @@melxvee6850 That's true. He is, after all, the only guy who has nothing wrong with him. Thus, he couldn't possibly be a bad person.

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen 2 года назад +297

    They should make a psychological thriller inspired by this guy.
    His existence alone is genuinely terrifying.

    • @graciecat9694
      @graciecat9694 Год назад +4

      As long as they don't romanticize it, you know?

    • @GetRocked69
      @GetRocked69 Год назад +2

      Thanks for the idea

  • @OdellM520
    @OdellM520 2 года назад +2902

    as someone with a personality disorder and has done extensive research on them, there is no such thing as "passive-aggressive personality disorder"

    • @dlord96301
      @dlord96301 2 года назад +65

      To most people's surprise it actually is. Or at least was it was in the dsm-IV. It's also known as negativistic personality disorder

    • @crypticlish6717
      @crypticlish6717 2 года назад +259

      @@dlord96301 its not in the dsm 5, from my understanding it was only a proposed disorder.

    • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
      @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 2 года назад +297

      I'm a licensed person lying in bed eating icecream straight out of the carton, and I diagnose you with passive-aggressive personality disorder. Now return my calls, damn it!

    • @Jinkroll
      @Jinkroll 2 года назад +7

      Nah nah nah it’s a hidden cluster b personality disorder

    • @dlord96301
      @dlord96301 2 года назад +13

      @@crypticlish6717 Correct it was not in the Dsm-5, which is why I mentioned it at least was. I'm also not super informed about it but it's interesting if only because there's a surprising amount of results searching for it for something that sounds fake

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 2 года назад +542

    I had my jaw dropped many times, i can't believe there are people like him, "if you don't want me, you have issues"
    What was that?

    • @spaomalley
      @spaomalley 2 года назад +19

      That’s the same concept people who push “fat-phobia” use

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 2 года назад +1

      He’s a martian 👽

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 2 года назад +21

      @@spaomalley In some cases, yeah. I've seen people make some wild claims about that type of thing, but the truth is no one is ever required to find someone else attractive. However, there are also people who treat others like shit just because they don't find them physically attractive, and that's not ok. That's what fatphobia is supposed to be referring to, not being rejected, but being mistreated.

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 2 года назад +5

      its a coping mechanism so he doesn't cry when he gets rejected. He's creating a rationale "if you don't want me, you have issues and I don't want someone with issues" So when they reject him, he believes he avoided a red flag. He's also not self aware enough to know he IS the red flag.

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 года назад +1

      Delusions of grandeur

  • @mrsurge4789
    @mrsurge4789 2 года назад +1750

    “When the world needed him most, he came back”
    Said literally zero people on the planet

    • @KFP_Fanboy
      @KFP_Fanboy 2 года назад +13

      @Muscleman8562 Nobody cares

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +1

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @KFP_Fanboy
      @KFP_Fanboy 2 года назад +23

      @Don't read profile photo You don’t even know how to read

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 2 года назад +4

      "When world didn't want him back, he came back cuz he stupid"
      -Said literally everyone ever

    • @Noothing5461
      @Noothing5461 2 года назад +3

      @Muscleman8562 well that was very random

  • @ev-zi4jh
    @ev-zi4jh 2 года назад +321

    Charlie: The creepiest guy ever is back
    Also Charlie: putting himself in the thumbnail

    • @memevondank1197
      @memevondank1197 2 года назад +2

      Hey Charlie is my worst fear I see in my nightmares

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 2 года назад +3

      I thought the same thing. Usually he'll do somebody dirty by putting a face in the thumbnail to go along with the title.

    • @darkling1873
      @darkling1873 Год назад

      A actually serial killer

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 Год назад

      He does that a lot, the title will be something like “This Guy Thinks Hitler Was the Best Leader of All Time” and put himself as the thumbnail lol

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
    @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass 2 года назад +2193

    Dudes like this should just be set up with a restraining order with all women, just like how registered sex offenders can't be alone with children

    • @JimzMC
      @JimzMC 2 года назад +29

      They should have a restraining order with every gender, this guy is dangerous

    • @Subzi_
      @Subzi_ 2 года назад +117

      Its called a death penalty

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 года назад +236

      This guy probably shouldn't be around children either 😭😭

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 2 года назад +31

      An all male prison is a good start lmao

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 2 года назад

      There is a suitable punishment for it, it’s called castration.

  • @sqrsaga7470
    @sqrsaga7470 2 года назад +169

    It sounds like he’s a kidnapper wanting a ransom

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi 2 года назад +1

      Waiting for the next victim

    • @saintwumples4403
      @saintwumples4403 2 года назад +1

      “I have your mother kidnapped send my booby picks or I’ll kill her.”

  • @cousinmajin
    @cousinmajin 2 года назад +662

    I'm dying at "passive aggressive personality disorder". That isn't a disorder, that's just like... a descriptor for someone being mean. What's next, fucking catty skank disease? Lmao

    • @imperatorg5208
      @imperatorg5208 2 года назад +114

      Hey my grandpappy died from terminal catty skank disease, show some respect

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 2 года назад +3

      @@imperatorg5208 💀

    • @strifebmoney1454
      @strifebmoney1454 2 года назад +6

      All it took was one google search to find out that it is indeed a real disorder

    • @Timvlt
      @Timvlt 2 года назад +2

      PAPD. it is. its just..not really a serious thing, its literally the easiest thing to treat

    • @Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone
      @Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone 2 года назад +15

      @@strifebmoney1454 it’s currently being studied if it is indeed a personality disorder because it was created during the early years of diagnosing personality disorders. Most psychologists argue it’s not

  • @elisemuehlenkamp1484
    @elisemuehlenkamp1484 Год назад +46

    Side effects of perceiving Dimitri the Lover include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, getting weirdly threatening voice mails, or even death.

  • @vela_nova7651
    @vela_nova7651 2 года назад +571

    Being on the receiving end of one of these voice mails would be one of the most terrifying experiences.

    • @Member_zero
      @Member_zero 2 года назад +3

      Nah man. I did not experience exactley the same thing. But I did have my FB account hacked and got a few calls from middle eastern guy in broken english demanding money and threathening me. I just laughed at him, and changed my passwords. He got tired eventualy and stoped when I told him his own adress over the phone. He didnt even use a VPN - or at least try to logg in from cyber cafe or something - so the location of the logg in was visible. Such amateur lol. Not that scary at all. Just annoying.

    • @thestatic
      @thestatic 2 года назад +7

      @@Member_zero Mans accidentally doxxed himself

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 2 года назад +1

      These are not the types to actually be scared of. Narcissists are. But you'd never hear mucg about you in any way from them, they are incapable of talking about other people.. only themselves.

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

  • @_.-_Crimpy-_..-.
    @_.-_Crimpy-_..-. 2 года назад +389

    “I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”
    Possibly the best pick up line ever. I simply have no flaws.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @Slash_a
      @Slash_a 2 года назад +9

      Sounds like a joker quote xD

    • @thetrashman559
      @thetrashman559 2 года назад +5

      @Alyssa Jasmine you fell off

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 года назад +2

      @Alyssa Jasmine You channels will never get subs like this

    • @max-jx5ne
      @max-jx5ne 2 года назад +5

      @Alyssa Jasmine you are extra lazy because you used the same vid twice with a different title.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 2 года назад +244

    By “Women Throwing themselves at him” he means that Women are throwing themselves out of the window to avoid him

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 2 года назад +8

      @Don't read profile photo gladly.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 года назад +1

      @YeaMan Yeah, F*** NO

    • @darkslayer1161
      @darkslayer1161 2 года назад +3

      Women are throwing each other out the windows to avoid this guy

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 2 года назад +13

      @YeaMan is it because of the heat that causes you to experience so much mania that you consistently mistype page as 'paige' over 500 times in the comments of the same person's channel?

  • @4nn13h7
    @4nn13h7 2 года назад +61

    I met a guy on a dating website who acted in a similar but more subtle way. Told him I wasn’t interested at the end of it, but he called daily for about 4-5 weeks to leave “last ever” voicemails. After the first couple of them, he seemed so desperate and abnormal to me that I found it incredibly weird that he kept wasting his time on it, as there was no way I would consider spending time with someone whose brain worked like that.

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony Год назад +11

      I was going to set up an in-person date with some guy I was talking to on a site, but decided to back out, & this jerk left me a creepy message stating he was going to do a search on me, so he can call up my employer to badmouth me, so I did a search on him, & told my employer if so-n-so leaves some vile message to him, know that he's a deranged person that couldn't handle being rejected, & I don't even actually know him, nor does he know me, but he threatened to get me in trouble. Nothing happened, thankfully.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +9

      It’s a scary world out there ladies. I always wondered why my mom told me she was glad I was gay

  • @alli50225
    @alli50225 2 года назад +734

    This man scares the fuck out of me, this level of delusion is terrifyingly impressive

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +1

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 2 года назад +8

      You are just jealous of him

    • @Retroholic
      @Retroholic 2 года назад +35

      @YeaMan the fuck does that mean? XD

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean 2 года назад +27

      @YeaMan it’s terrible. plz never recommend something ever again.

    • @sephen131
      @sephen131 2 года назад +18

      @@radicallybean just report it as spam, that's what I do

  • @Niko-bz3df
    @Niko-bz3df 2 года назад +524

    I listened to you Charlie, I pulled over and missed the birth of my own child. My wife threw me out, my boss fired me and spit in my mouth (which kind of turned me on). But it was all worth it, I must hide from Dimitri and resist his charm.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @renegadeprism42
      @renegadeprism42 2 года назад +43

      I feel bad to commemorate ur great comment, RUclips only has a couple of bots to honour u. Also, that link is gonna get out lta hand real fast

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 2 года назад +32

      Make sure to hide well or he'll leave lots of psychotic analyzations/assumptions about your upbringing- wait.. what was that last part about your boss?😳

    • @bradgraff551
      @bradgraff551 2 года назад +6

      And that comment sir made my day 👍🏻

    • @internet.weirdo
      @internet.weirdo 2 года назад +10

      @Heather Sure you do, Heather. I mean, it's not like you used a comment bot to promote your own content.

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful 2 года назад +173

    "There's nothing wrong with me." Then why did that statement make every red flag in my head go off?

  • @classydays43
    @classydays43 2 года назад +315

    Dimitri: don't call me if you're psychologically challenged.
    Every girl on the planet: I was birthed by an alien and I'm actually a serial murderer as a mission from my anime husband.

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 2 года назад +26

      @Epsilon nobody wants to call Dimitri.

    • @Agent-xm1kr
      @Agent-xm1kr Год назад

      ​@Epsilon that all women are very psychologically challenged anyway 😅

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@epsilon9127
      They’d rather pretend to be mentally ill than have anything to do with him.

    • @HelloKittyUwW07
      @HelloKittyUwW07 9 месяцев назад

      He’s autistic. I also think he’s an narcissistic which is terrifying

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic 2 года назад +266

    “You should look into passive-aggressive personality disorder” is maybe the most ironically stupid thing you could say passive-aggressively

    • @stumpwatersalad3024
      @stumpwatersalad3024 2 года назад

      "You know what?! Instead of calling me back, since that privilege has been REVOKED, go look up Stupid Bitch Disorder! Because THAT'S YOU!".

  • @gloomdoll
    @gloomdoll 2 года назад +3517

    Hearing this killed whatever remaining eggs I had left in my ovaries. I never wanted children but Dimitri has now ensured it, thanks Dimitri.

    • @calamar1e320
      @calamar1e320 2 года назад +260

      Life is good on the eggless side

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 2 года назад +133

      Ok this was a little cringe but just my opinion

    • @Mr.man712
      @Mr.man712 2 года назад +3

      You'd probably grow a penis if you listened to this with noise cancelling earbuds lol.

    • @ImiiVy
      @ImiiVy 2 года назад +178

      I was already infertile but I still got a note saying "told you it was a good idea" lmao

    • @Izzy_the_moderator
      @Izzy_the_moderator 2 года назад +20

      Same....and im still 19

  • @beabea5985
    @beabea5985 2 года назад +755

    The girl should've called him back with her girlfriends, but not to utter a single word, just to collectively laugh their asses off at this lonely, delusional goofball

    • @Member_zero
      @Member_zero 2 года назад +37

      Goofball is not an insult I would choose .... but ok.

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 года назад +33

      Funny until the maniac fly's to your house..

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

  • @waffleguy458
    @waffleguy458 2 года назад +87

    "picking up restraining orders like pokemon cards" That joke made me actually sub on the spot

  • @Hyoga-9032
    @Hyoga-9032 2 года назад +521

    The way hes breathing in the mic actually makes him sound like the Riddler lol

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад +1

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi 2 года назад +11

      @YeaMan Quite

    • @notnot9476
      @notnot9476 2 года назад +15

      @YeaMan do what the funny black man with lightning says, NOW!!

    • @grahamcrackers7205
      @grahamcrackers7205 2 года назад +11

      the riddler is so fine

    • @thetrashman559
      @thetrashman559 2 года назад +11

      @YeaMan You claim to be better yet you ain’t got any videos

  • @TheOldSchoolGamer93
    @TheOldSchoolGamer93 2 года назад +96

    "Maybe you have passive aggressive personality disorder. You should look that up." A pretty passive aggressive statement.

  • @MegaGinia
    @MegaGinia 2 года назад +105

    After the last video, I googled and read voraciously about this creep. The military psychiatrist who evaluated him during his enlistment in the Canadian Army was concerned about his mental health, stating that there is “something seriously wrong with” him. Seriously, guys, look him up! Charlie could never touch on all the derangement of this individual!

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 Год назад +1

      Since when are Psych evaluations or any medical information about anyone available online?

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 11 месяцев назад

      @@jimlahey3919 Oof, that's what you're questioning? Over "military psychiatrist"?

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 6 месяцев назад

      @@gandalf8216What’s wrong with military psychiatrist? They certainly exist.

    • @selinesbeau
      @selinesbeau 20 дней назад

      @@jimlahey3919 He was arrested and charge multiple times. It may have been in public record as part of trial testimony.

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 Год назад +34

    Olga doesn't deserve someone as put together as this lover.

  • @OleanderRainbow
    @OleanderRainbow 2 года назад +136

    Dimitri isn't a lover or a fighter. He's a creep who deserves to be in prison away from women.
    Also, pro tip. If you're talking to a dude or a lady and they're like "There's nothing wrong with me.". Yeah, that's bullshit. Everyone is a little bit crazy and normal is subjective. What matters is how one handles their crazy.

    • @claudius_drusus_
      @claudius_drusus_ 2 года назад +2

      Tell us what is wrong with you.

    • @OleanderRainbow
      @OleanderRainbow 2 года назад +16

      @@claudius_drusus_
      Well, I talk to my book collection as though those books are my kids. I overthink. I curse quite a bit and I adore bourbon.

    • @JohnWinters1700
      @JohnWinters1700 2 года назад +7

      @@OleanderRainbow man you just a normal human being. This guy leaving the most wild voicemails that makes him actually a weirdo

    • @OleanderRainbow
      @OleanderRainbow 2 года назад +6

      @@JohnWinters1700
      Agreed.

  • @WAVE0025
    @WAVE0025 2 года назад +184

    The "Putin, if I was your mother" girl should make a sequel and make it about if Dimitri was her child this time

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +284

    8:00 not deranged at all just very normal nice guy

    • @JimzMC
      @JimzMC 2 года назад +4

      Its the pokemon guy!

    • @ippokratismargiouklas2791
      @ippokratismargiouklas2791 2 года назад

      Patterrz is there a charlie video you haven't commented to?🤣

    • @KnoblinReboot
      @KnoblinReboot 2 года назад

      Always glad to see the amazing Patterz here

  • @granther8693
    @granther8693 2 года назад +62

    Can we just appreciate that charlie never asks anyone to subscribe or complains about his sub percentages

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo Год назад +9

      Probs having 11m subs is why, he's chill as fuck too tho

    • @DiamondCake2
      @DiamondCake2 9 месяцев назад +2

      Does anyone ever sub just because a youtuber begs them to? Seems like a waste of time to me. If people wanna sub they'll sub.

    • @theceoofeggmansempire5214
      @theceoofeggmansempire5214 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@DiamondCake2Kids prly do

  • @jen-heartofglass7339
    @jen-heartofglass7339 2 года назад +275

    I've had guys act this way. One wouldn't stop calling for 24 hours straight using different numbers. He had rules he wanted followed if he took me out like my phone and keys had to be locked in his glove box. No music to be played in the car etc. We've all come across a Dimitri in our lives. And no I never went out with him and had to change my number.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 2 года назад +51

      Straight up manipulative, toxic and a totally crazy person

    • @jen-heartofglass7339
      @jen-heartofglass7339 2 года назад +34

      @@LKonstantina915 It still freaks me out and it was years ago.

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 2 года назад +14

      @@jen-heartofglass7339 wtf lol I hope u only road in the car once, those are huge red flags

    • @jen-heartofglass7339
      @jen-heartofglass7339 2 года назад +50

      @@kylesawkon4074 OMG no! I never went out with him. I'd probably been found decapitated in the woods.😳

  • @TheKingOfWaves
    @TheKingOfWaves 2 года назад +128

    Dmirti speaks like he’s reading a manifesto

  • @hashslingingslasher97
    @hashslingingslasher97 2 года назад +460

    Guys, I realize this may shock you, but passive aggressive personality disorder is not a recognized psychiatric condition in the DSM-5. I'm starting to think this "Dimitri" might be a liar.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @JayCleere
      @JayCleere 2 года назад +11

      OH MY GOD! WhAT!???

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude 2 года назад +58

      Impossible!!! We all know it's illegal to lie in the internet.

    • @JayCleere
      @JayCleere 2 года назад +7

      @@Insanebehaviordude I know right!?

    • @sw4mpy
      @sw4mpy 2 года назад +10

      It was a proposed disorder in the DSM-IV. And Charlie did mention in the last video that these voicemails were from a while ago. But still, you're right, not very scientifically-sound or accurate to today's psychology.

  • @xlifexwithxlithiumx
    @xlifexwithxlithiumx Год назад +26

    dimitry : dont call me lose my number
    - doesnt call back
    Dimitry : surprised pikachu face ***

  • @legacy9685
    @legacy9685 2 года назад +130

    I love how he disguises his lack of game and desperation with confidence and lies, feeling how they owe him everything but it just keeps showing how bad and desperate this guy actually is

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 года назад +1

      I feel a bit bad for people like this because they're clearly mentally ill and yet taken advantage of by PUA "redpill" channels. Originally they're almost always socially inept, shy guys who turn anti-social due to the nature of the internet. They're told that in order to better themselves they need to exude confidence like an alpha or sigma male, which is where all this over-confidence and "mystery" comes from. They have no idea if it works, but they're told to just keep doing it to girls they find attractive until one bites back. OFC, there is some truth to guys being confident that brings them women, but they're not taught that over-confidence leads to looking like a fool like this.

    • @legacy9685
      @legacy9685 2 года назад +1

      @@justmonika2345 yes he probably was one of those people who were brainwashed by these "red pills channels" is like if I learned how the world works by watching cartoons is an unrealistic expectation of reality it might just be he's mentally I'll like you said, that being said if he's an adult he should be able to realize how creepy and sad this is, this is harassing the poor girl and making her life uncomfortable

    • @prismaticpaul
      @prismaticpaul 2 года назад +2

      Well, I've got no game either but i don't think i could ever utter words like these, I'd just creep everyone out including myself and probably be sent to a mental hospital

    • @legacy9685
      @legacy9685 2 года назад +2

      @@prismaticpaul I'm not saying I do either, mine can be hit or miss it but yes I agree I'd never try to do this and the fact that he's faking it it would make his "game" even worse I'm pretty sure woman can see right Tru it

  • @legendzero365
    @legendzero365 2 года назад +62

    "He looks like if Tommy Wiseau and Harvey Weinstein did a Fusion Dance." I'm dying 😂

  • @mikamoon7146
    @mikamoon7146 2 года назад +51

    To call this man a narcissist would be an understatement. Lord have mercy

  • @oliverlutz1392
    @oliverlutz1392 2 года назад +36

    he sounds like the guy who calls you on the phone in five nights at freddys

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 2 года назад +2

      at least he isnt creepy as hell and is yknow…helpful at least

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 года назад

      too bad he wasn't stuffed into a golden bear suit

  • @vladimireid9077
    @vladimireid9077 2 года назад +124

    Dimitris is the kind of guy that watches “How to be an alpha male” videos on youtube

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @We-do-a-little-trolling
      @We-do-a-little-trolling 2 года назад +5

      How'd you know

    • @tposeanteater
      @tposeanteater 2 года назад

      Dimitri or Dimitry

    • @noahwright8109
      @noahwright8109 2 года назад +16

      He isn't the one watching those alpha male videos. He's the one *making* the alpha male videos.

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 2 года назад +2

      sigma male affirmation ASMR 30 minutes background FREE! video

  • @centralmammal7600
    @centralmammal7600 2 года назад +153

    I'm sure he sounded so sad about the long distance relationship because that poor woman broke up with him, he's mourning her loss really

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @TheNeutronGuy1
      @TheNeutronGuy1 2 года назад +9

      @Alyssa Jasmine shut up here's the lyrics to the chorus of Rules of Nature
      RULES OF NATURE
      AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
      WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
      (ALIVE)
      FOR A WHILE
      (NO CHOICE)
      GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD
      (ALIVE)
      WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
      (NO CHOICE)
      OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

    • @blingiman
      @blingiman 2 года назад +1

      @@TheNeutronGuy1 based

  • @Wildflower243
    @Wildflower243 2 года назад +179

    I have a pickup artist tip for you all, just be a good person and don't force anything, if it doesn't work then accept it and act normal rather than manipulative! Damn I learned all that from just not being an asshole

    • @GhostlyShadow45
      @GhostlyShadow45 2 года назад +28

      Thank you Dummy Thicc Ghost

    • @triforceofpowa
      @triforceofpowa 2 года назад +33

      That's easy for you to say you're dummy thicc

    • @kungflupenguin1067
      @kungflupenguin1067 2 года назад +6

      Is that before or after I call them 736 times during the day on different numbers?

  • @hiddew414
    @hiddew414 2 года назад +65

    "there is nothing wrong with me"
    - everyone ever who has something wrong with himself

  • @aywjewelry
    @aywjewelry 2 года назад +62

    “I have nothing wrong with me”
    Hmmm. I think that’s solid evidence that he’s the perfect guy

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!
      !!!!!!!!!

    • @Member_zero
      @Member_zero 2 года назад +5

      It could be true. Maybe he lives in town where everyone is just inbred or suffer from some sort of radiation damage and are all mutants.

  • @cosmic-corgi
    @cosmic-corgi 2 года назад +141

    imagine saying all of this and then also saying "there's nothing wrong with me... unlike OTHER men.... also there's obviously definitely something wrong with you"

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @max-jx5ne
      @max-jx5ne 2 года назад +5

      I’m sorry for you I’m the only human here

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 2 года назад +4

      What’s up with all the spam?

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 2 года назад +1

      @@DavidJCobb it’s ridiculous lol

  • @joshpointoh
    @joshpointoh 2 года назад +78

    Wow, the guy didn't even complete one sentence before the creepiness came flying out

  • @LPChipi
    @LPChipi 9 месяцев назад +6

    I love how the titles are always "Creepiest guy ever" and the thumbnail is just Charlie

  • @Viktorreznov1942
    @Viktorreznov1942 2 года назад +21

    5:46 how to get any woman

  • @sergiomartinez2313
    @sergiomartinez2313 2 года назад +59

    My wife actually was giving birth to a pre-owned baby but i left the room and watched this video.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 года назад +4

      What is a pre-owned baby?

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 2 года назад +5

      A pre-owned baby, huh? You get it from ebay?

    • @sergiomartinez2313
      @sergiomartinez2313 2 года назад +4

      @@briarmason8737 I got it from Alibaba

    • @brazilian_oak
      @brazilian_oak 2 года назад +4

      @@sergiomartinez2313 I think your wife got it from Alibaba
      And boy if you don't know what that means do I have a surprise for you

  • @kittykat490
    @kittykat490 2 года назад +52

    How does he literally sound like horror movie acting when he talks this guy is so genuinely creepy... If I was the recipient of these voicemails I would instantly start doing whatever tf it takes to change my entire identity and get as far away as possible from this person

  • @kel-A-3414
    @kel-A-3414 10 месяцев назад +5

    "There is nothing wrong with me," Dumbledore said calmly, as is expected from someone that has nothing wrong with them.

  • @sexhaver6930
    @sexhaver6930 2 года назад +14

    3:17 the only reasons a woman wouldn’t have sex with me:
    Was abused in childhood
    Mother has cancer
    Extremely frightened/anxiety disorder

  • @bardenhick2121
    @bardenhick2121 2 года назад +68

    As someone who was on their way to the hospital to help deliver my wife’s child, who was given to her by the legendary Dimitri The Lover, I knew I had to see this

  • @biggusdickus778
    @biggusdickus778 2 года назад +102

    Bro, Charlie is just SO sour, that he isnt a FRACTION of how romantic this man is. So, smooth. Dude takes EVERY situation account. Do you take account that your crush may have just been kidnapped, and that's why she hasn't gotten back to you? I didn't think so.

    • @netheriteshovel1526
      @netheriteshovel1526 2 года назад +1

      Wtf?

    • @zoeas_if
      @zoeas_if 2 года назад +25

      @@netheriteshovel1526 they're being sarcastic

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo Год назад +2

      How's the wife, Biggus?

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 Год назад

      @@netheriteshovel1526 always an idiot in every thread

    • @InWitheNew
      @InWitheNew Год назад

      ​@@netheriteshovel1526 found the autism

  • @kronictonic
    @kronictonic 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'm glad he told us there's nothing wrong with him, otherwise I might've been worried there was something wrong with him

  • @vantablackspectralon8819
    @vantablackspectralon8819 2 года назад +12

    “Look up passive aggressive disorder,” he said, passive aggressively.

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 2 года назад +10

    "Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained."
    ― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

  • @morenozainoplays
    @morenozainoplays 2 года назад +415

    So I haven't finished the video yet but I was entirely planning on closing RUclips and go do something else. Then I see this and immediately open it. It's also fun that I called in sick today. Hope this is good!

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @andc2092
      @andc2092 2 года назад

      Called off too!

    • @loekjohnston9936
      @loekjohnston9936 2 года назад

      Haha we in the same boat today

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 года назад +1

      @Alyssa Jasmine so funny that i forgor(💀) to laugh.

    • @smokeylokz3952
      @smokeylokz3952 2 года назад

      @Alyssa Jasmine i agree your vids are awesome

  • @macncheese9542
    @macncheese9542 11 месяцев назад +10

    I misread the title as “The creepiest guy ever is black”

  • @SixxOClock
    @SixxOClock 2 года назад +23

    I'm so very sorry to any fellow women who have dealt with men like this. Makes me feel a bit guilty knowing I haven't come across one (yet). Closest I've come was an ex of mine being weird when he started talking to me again after years. Kept saying he missed me and loved me, asking if I wanted to date again, then getting upset and throwing a tantrum when I didn't talk to him as much as he wanted. Blocked him after all that, of course, but recently I've been getting calls in the middle of the night from (what I assume to be) him. Haven't answered any though. I just block them under the assumption it's him using a different number, because a) it's always late at night which means it's not a telemarketer, and b) he's the only person I know that lives in Oregon, which is where the numbers are calling from.

    • @mayo_nnais3
      @mayo_nnais3 Год назад

      There's something so wrong with this society that women who haven't encountered absolute perverted creeps feel guilty.

  • @mrshaneyt43
    @mrshaneyt43 2 года назад +74

    It just amazes me that there is really people like this in the world. I had a friend who lived in a pair of leather jeans , for literally months ,without ever washing those things . Sure they could walk by them self. But he had this total belief he was gods gift to every female who lived . It baffled me how after every interaction he had with a women he left believing they were ever broken or totally in love with him 😂😂 hilarious stuff

  • @stoneheart_raven
    @stoneheart_raven 2 года назад +48

    I have to thank him, he made me grateful to have an anxiety disorder. Glad I met the exclusion criteria.

  • @Gggtry
    @Gggtry Год назад +3

    My wife was in labor and I did in fact pulled over for this video

  • @woonmen3746
    @woonmen3746 2 года назад +129

    This sounds like a guy that has followed too many pick-up artists

  • @dariasdouble212
    @dariasdouble212 2 года назад +81

    I'd like to hear stories of women who realized they were talking to a pick up artist, then used pick up artistry on them back.

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @danielfoodistman6012
      @danielfoodistman6012 2 года назад

      LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

    • @levirosenlieb7798
      @levirosenlieb7798 2 года назад +5

      @@danielfoodistman6012 your cringe man. Stop spamming

    • @fearthypotato1990
      @fearthypotato1990 2 года назад

      @@danielfoodistman6012 That's invalid, Invalid like you and your parent's dna test.

  • @aabahdjfisosososos
    @aabahdjfisosososos 2 года назад +76

    He came back once again when the world never needed him in the first place.

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 года назад

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!

    • @max-jx5ne
      @max-jx5ne 2 года назад +9

      Sad to see all these reply’s are bots

    • @josukeshair8891
      @josukeshair8891 2 года назад

      @Don't read profile photo nice try

  • @recreationalvideo
    @recreationalvideo 2 года назад +12

    hearing him say he has “nothing wrong with him” is crazy when you learn that he literally lost his medical internship in the canadian armed forces and was entered into psychotherapy and then eventually let go all together because he sexually assaulted two women (which he plead guilty to). yeah, NOTHING wrong with him most normal guy in the city for SURE lmao

  • @christianz2934
    @christianz2934 2 года назад +25

    Even the name Dimitri the lover sounds like someone who watches how to be an alpha/sigma male on purpose but took a 180° and became a super beta male instead. What a wacky turn of events this is

    • @dannyhernandez2183
      @dannyhernandez2183 2 года назад

      xd

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 2 года назад +4

      Nah, this is exactly how pickup artists teach you to act around women, but with a extra dose of narcissism and creep factor

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 2 года назад +1

      @@TheCivildecay Truth, all his narcissism bleeds into it.

  • @jcoster8291
    @jcoster8291 2 года назад +9

    1:30
    ♬ One - nothing wrong with me
    Two - nothing wrong with me
    Three - nothing wrong with me
    Four - nothing wrong with me
    One - something's got to give
    Two - something's got to give
    Three - something's got to give now! ♬

  • @anenemystand5582
    @anenemystand5582 2 года назад +83

    I'm not sure how Charlie exactly predicted that my wife was in labor but don't worry, she and little Dmitry are just fine.

    • @2kbest242
      @2kbest242 2 года назад +6

      Thats great to hear!

    • @petrichorsbaby
      @petrichorsbaby 2 года назад +19

      Put him back up there for calling him Dmitry

  • @adamseidel8901
    @adamseidel8901 7 месяцев назад +3

    If you remember the serial killer that called into the Howard stern show, he kinda sounded like this guy but less deranged.

  • @sourgreendolly7685
    @sourgreendolly7685 2 года назад +14

    My favorite part of that voicemail is how he acknowledges there are reasons not to call him back that aren’t rejecting him, but continues to berate her as if there aren’t. Dude was so close to understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around him.
    Imagine you had an actual family emergency, they end up dying, and when the funeral is over and you’re trying to get back to normal as you grieve, you find this insanity in your voicemail inbox. It’d be the first time you laugh like that since your loss at least 😂
    He makes his insecurities so obvious, what happened to these dudes pretending not to care?

    • @pranshulmalviya
      @pranshulmalviya Год назад +1

      This is an evolved version of the uncaring dude archetype. Like a leaky incel spilling his dirty emotional guts all over the floor in the hopes that at least something like that will finally convince a woman to walk up to them and acknowledge their existence.

  • @DemetriosLevi
    @DemetriosLevi 2 года назад +8

    Ngl hearing my name and being a RUclipsr myself, this kinda scared the shit out of me for a quick sec

  • @ItsALaughYT
    @ItsALaughYT 2 года назад +10

    “Hittin him with the “the less you have of it, the more valuable it becomes” But instead of it being friends, in this case its brain cells.” LMAO 🤣 Charlie funny asf

  • @jjlordofficial712
    @jjlordofficial712 2 года назад +10

    2:07 the way that was delivered was amazing, the hesitant "50x Times a day" was the best lmao