Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head? "He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"
It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.
6:05 I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.
charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly
@@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money
The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.
@@ADSHYN Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour. Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.
I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..
Your sarcasm is gold 😂 I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day?? I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?
The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*
Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.
I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.
Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross
No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…
Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)
I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀
If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.
I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer. Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.
Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.
I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it
@@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said. Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.
I think Charlie is a bit too quick to assume Alan is an unmarried, childless, incel. There are tons of pathetic, lonely, bored or dissatisfied men living with wives, girlfriends, and children. Additionally, for every pathetic, creepy, loser guy out there, there is a similar woman. Sometimes these people find each other and get married and procreate.
Eh it’s pretty dumb to assume that because these pathetic, lonely, bored and dissatisfied men are married then their wife is probably similar. Often women are married to creepy wierd guys without realising it due to the guy acting “normal” to her face but doing degenerate shit like this behind her back, or the wife only realises it when it’s too late. Not saying there are no creepy women out there (although tbh there seem to be a lot more guys out there like this dude than there are girls), just saying that usually creepy men and women don’t end up with each other but instead they end up with an innocent person that they victimise lmfao.
@Chill nig*a they can very well be scary. There was this case of that stalker woman that in the end killed "her" man because he wanted to go away with hid girlfriend. She even (maybe accidentally) made pictures before and during the killing so the whole thing was documented for the police. So yeah the potential for creeps and dangerous people is there no matter the gender. Just that men are statistically way more likely to act in such horrible ways.
_“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_ Charlie always dropping words of wisdom
6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*
There was something I always hated about the song "Hey There, Delilah" when it came out while I was in high school. Same era as Twilight. I now realize that they spawned an entire generation of pale, creepy nice guys who think stalking = romance.
@@cleobinx wait is that true. I never know the background of that song. When my girlfriend (now ex) moved to Texas from Hanoi I used to blast that song all days.
@@duckyymomo5714 Yes. They never dated. She turned him down when he flirted with her the day they met. He wrote it with the mindset of, "If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The popularity of the song made her feel bad about not wanting to be with him. Honestly, it isn't far off from what the dude in the video did.
@@blacktainfalcon7097 oh absolutely. Its creepy. But its not something that makes me feel bad for her. He got his comeuppance (somewhat) for being a total creep. She got some clout by posting this on the internet. Pretty straightforward. Nothing to feel sorry about here
Fun fact: Hey there Delilah was ALSO written by a total creep. The "Delilah" in the song had a boyfriend and had shot down the guy several times by the time he wrote it. She got a ton of media attention from this song and hated every moment of it, including having to awkwardly go to the Grammys with him.
One time in high school I blew my entire paycheck from the previous 2 weeks on anonymously buying my crush flowers on her birthday, and as massively pathetic as that is, Charlie always finds the worst nematodes of society to make me feel just a little better about myself
When Radiohead wrote Creep, they didn't send the demo tape to the girl it was about, they just released it, and eventually she went to the concert. And the whole band was shocked she was there. That's how you do it, don't mention anything and release it to the public.
I did something similar to that like 5 years ago. I drew a girl that I matched with on Tinder. For the record I just thought one of her images was really good and wanted to reference the pose either way, but yeah she actually really liked it and added me on SC but neither of us really talked again after that. I unfriended her after awhile because I just thought it was weird I had access to her SC stories when I didn't really know her at all.
That's not too weird. I have some friends who are good at art and use images as references, etc... idk how convo. started about drawing her or not which might have been weird (some people ask and some don't) So, that can be iffy but she was the one who added you on SC. So, at that point it's consensual for either friendzone or potential relationship lukewarm zone. note: this does not mean draw pictures of random girls and dm them the end product or draw someone in a creepy or objectification pose. But I find a lot of art students sketch random people even without consent and it's considered socially acceptable. Music, poems, writing, and songs are a bit different than art though where the topic and context is extremely important based on social acceptability. Writing a book inspired by someone you saw is different say you are writing a love novel and love the physical attributes of a stranger so you base off a character of that person {Note: you will never share that novel with the stranger. You are only taking inspiration. But this is a different context.}
See that's no where near as bad. For one , ya'll are on a dating website, and two , im sure you didnt ramble on about your wife and kids lmao. Hope you kept up the art :)
you didnt do anything weird. i think most people would gladly accept art from a stranger as long as it isnt a weird reference and the person doesnt talk about weird stuff. as AFAB and an artist myself i totally get it when you find that photo that makes you feel inspired to draw. songs and poems are more weird cause they feel more personal to the person you're creating it for so not recommended to strangers.
Yeah, I feel like this guy just had a weird misguided artistically and sexually inspired song. He had the impulse and just decided to role with it, but he totally put it out there when he shouldn’t have, and he just came across totally weird.
I can't believe this didn't work, if spilling out your heart in a masterfully woven song doesn't get you the girl then what the hell will the rest of us do?
2:30 its funny you say "if hey there delilah was made by a psychopath" because it kind of was. you should look into the back story of the song its kind of wild and involves stalking and a restraining order lol
That dude is definitely high on ticktok pickup artists, some of the parts of the song are definitely negging, claiming he has a (beautiful)wife and family he is willing to abandon, and he is successful with studio and a business partner. It's painfully obvious.
The dude who wrote “Hey there Delilah” was a weirdo too. He also met a girl(at a bar I believe) and told her off rip that he already had written a song for her 😭 then went months without talking to her again and sent her a mixtape with the song on it.
@@LethalByChoice According to ESPN: “After meeting Delilah DiCrescenzo in 2002, lead singer Tom Higgenson was smitten by the runner and promised a song in her honor. What they received in return was the No. 1 song in America, two Grammy nominations and worldwide recognition.” From Wikipedia: “Higgenson stated: "I thought she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, I told her, 'I have a song about you already.' Obviously, there was no song. But I thought it was smooth." DiCrescenzo turned him down, as she was dating somebody else at the time, but kept in touch with Higgenson. A year later, he had finished the song. About the actual writing, Higgenson said: "Because I wasn't with Delilah, I had to imagine, 'If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?'" In late 2004, Higgenson brought DiCrescenzo a disc with the finished song.” Okay, that was boring to copy and paste, I see why many on the internet don’t provide proof now. Hopefully someone appreciates this.
Speaking about weird songs about women you don't know well, Hey There Delilah (which was referenced in the video) actually does have a kind of weird origin, according to multiple articles! So the song is a fictionalized take on Delilah DiCrescenzo, a real woman and cross-country runner, in which the writer, Tom Higgenson, wrote a song about her, and in this song pretended they were in a long-distance relationship. He met her through a friend and apparently told her that he had a song written about her already, in the hopes of making her swoon. She was seeing someone and also was, "oddly", not swayed by... That. She told him she wasn't interested, went about her life. He decided to turn that song he lied about into a real song, which then became a hit. The worst part? He, y'know, used her *real first name*. So some people did figure it out and it became A Thing. She was put in a real uncomfortable position where she wanted to firmly turn him down but also didn't want harassment from his fans. She also felt like she had to live up to this "Ideal Delilah" that was written in the song, because she didn't want to disappoint or draw the harassment of his fans.
this reminds me of that one time I had an idea of confessing to my high school crush by giving her some math functions that would render the confession message if graphed. While I'm glad I didn't follow through, it was atrocious enough that it keeps haunting me at the back of my mind every now and then.
If I was confessed to like that I would take it on a god damn heartbeat thats cool as shit. I mean, assuming we already knew each other closely. If its just random people then yeah thats creepy but if we're already friends and that happens, thats sweeping me off my goddamn feet
@@Kaliburrrr Not if it is this bad of a quality with such terrible lyrics. This sounds like 15 minutes of writing down the first words that pop into his head.
I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.
After hearing the lyrics, I realized that masters such as Poe are amateurs compared to this poetic God Truly inspiring, I cannot wait to hear my future children bringing this masterpiece home from school for analysis
@@jeremys3951 Then he should stop trying to get back on the platform. Until then, I salute the trolls working hard every day to make that predator's life as miserable as possible.
Anyone else feel like somehow they're gonna end up like this? It's probably one of my biggest personal fears, being this socially inept and awkward towards people.
Most people will have at least one embarrassing moment in their life. Just take the L.. Accept it. Move past by accepting the lesson and then be able to laugh about it later. Many people will have tons of embarrassing moments even in adulthood. The important thing isn't the L. It's having the guts to learn and move past it. If you don't learn anything and keep falling into the same trap of doing said action or just never let it go then that's the point where people will dislike. Social anxiety is pretty common nowadays too. You aren't alone. Most people are understanding too (not online but usually they are in person).
Writing a song to a person you actually know, and have talked to many times and are interested in, that hasn't out right rejected you yet: Romantic and a gamer move, doesn't mean it works, but don't hurt to try Doing it to a complete stranger or someone who has let you know in no uncertain terms it isn't happening: Creepy and sad. Watching a Moist Critical Video about the second one: Priceless.
If someone's first dm to you is some kind of love confession, not talking about just someone saying you're attractive or flirting a bit, but a full on love confession you should probably block them right away regardless of which gender either of you are. They're definitely some kinda obsessed psycho
I think that line about her will was the same concept as “jolene don’t take him just because you can” like if she wanted to be with him he would instantly leave his wife and kids. And that would destroy them. Psycho shit lmao
For a sec I was worried this was gonna be a live feed of me through the window, but from the absolute delusion to the standard backpedaling, I have a good feeling I won't ever be even a fraction of *his* level of desperate.
I enjoyed seeing her reaction to the art. Like she really hated it. I feel like that was the true art created here, it was special and I feel privileged to have seen it. Thanks for sharing.
@A Scientist you'd be surprised, yt is actually banning people lately surprisingly. I've reported some people lately and they've actually gotten banned.
Just existing as a girl on any platform is wild lmao. The other day some dude messaged me wanting to be my sugar daddy. I have 3 photos up and just started my account. Dudes are thirsty as fuck on social media sometimes it's wild
Why is shitting on an imaginary wife such a core part of this person's strategy? Like it seems like it's more about hating a wife than simping after this woman
Hey hey, ho ho Your t-shirt is white, Your smile is so bright Congrats, I guess I see Your appeal, Your muscles of steel, Caress my soul Charlie, Charlie, Moist from the waist down, My wife allowed me to write this line down, Hey Hey, ho, hi Your eyes are as bright as the sky.
I've been going through a lot lately, depression kicking in and feeling like I'll never find a girl that's interested in me. But seeing this has shown me that I'm not as bad as this guy. Writing a song for a girl I've never talked to before in hopes that she'll fall for me has never once crossed my mind.
Your find your soul mate. Just have to put in the effort. Start the gym, eat healthy, good hygiene, good fashion sense and so on. Just don't be lazy and expect someone to just enter your life and love you.
@@SalvationSymphony don't really think the soulmate thing is real. It's mostly finding someone that's willing to go through the journey of life with you, and then growing to accept each other. Rarely do two people that are 100% compatible get together, but that's just my view.
Focus on yourself first!! If you dedicate the time to taking care of you, developing your interests, and being the best version of yourself, it’s a lot more likely :) good luck and I hope things start turning around for you
I think most people have been there. Like other people have been saying, just try to focus on building yourself up and doing the things you love to do. Chances are that you'll run across someone who has similar interests as you that way, and if you keep your eyes and your heart open, it's amazing what can happen. I'm sure she's out there somewhere, you just need to find her. And yeah, just try not to go about it like this guy lol.
"Hey there Delila, I'm standing outside your window." immediate chart topper.
gonna stay there longer than old town road
That was a perfect joke
"Hey there Delila, it looks nice inside that shower" 😟
@@DanSolow inside *
@@hypno6944 That works!
“So anyways I blocked him.”
“Nice guy loses again, god dammit.”
That pushed me over the edge for some reason, I giggled for like five minutes.
I read this comment at that exact part of the video…
"I love you girl, but I hate your man break his neck, break his dick, kick his shins ,clench my fists and make a wish"
Same lol I got the hahas but I’m just in a silly goofy mood rn
6:46
LOL 😂 the " nice guy loses again, God damn it" part had me rolling of laughter!
As a woman, if a man tells you he'd completely leave his wife and children for you that is the most unattractive thing ever.
Then the new woman thinks it won’t happen to her 😂😂😂
Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head?
"He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"
@@inquisitionagent9052 Right, like do you expect me to trust you?
It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.
Unfortunately there are actually psychos out there who actually enjoy ruining relationships
Aside from just being creepy, I do have to say that "Congrats I suppose" is a pretty hilarious line to put in a love song.
Dude straight up tried to seem casual af
What can you expect from an idiotic creep.
@@elozvyut lmao
The guy writes songs like he's an AI.
AI has better composition then this simp master general
pretty sure an AI would do better tbh
Sounds like an AI too
DALL E user
I hate to say it, but he sings way better than me😔
this song legit sounds like something you’d hear in a medieval tavern 💀
bards everywhere are crying
I was thinking the same thing 😂💀 I play too much Skyrim.
Nah, old medeival songs were kinda catchy. This is just pure cringe.
Not gonna lie as far as creepy guy songs go, this song kinda slaps
Welp. Time to roll a desperate virgin bard
6:05
I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.
Try writing some of your own thoughts instead of regurgitating exactly the type of things Charlie says lmao
@@AethersMusic my music will blow you
@@MasonKohl23 i must listen
@@_will795 try getting some bitches, will.
@@_will795 it's called being part of a community.. people usually say memes related to the creator. I doubt he says stuff like this everywhere else.
charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly
@Beast 😈 x10 wtf is wrong with you
@@Redleader-xf7yv It's a bot. Report and ignore.
It seems more like a half-hearted attempt to get closure on a drunken flirtatious impulse to me.
It kind of seems like he's in a manic episode
His family is a fictional thing, thats that the man said
A "nice guy" will be like: "I did this thing for you that you never asked for nor wanted, now im entitled to you utter devotion for all of eternity"
Reminds me of those kids that would paint numbers on your street and ask for pay except much much much worse
And God help you if you refuse his romantic gesture.
@@airplanes_aren.t_real that is an awesome husgle
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I would just turn on my sprinklers "Get off my lawn!"
@@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money
The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.
Oh gosh that’s pretty weird
I’ll definitely think of that song differently now
Poor Delilah.
It's already a shitty song and no one likes it.
No wonder I never liked that song there was always something desperate and weird about
@@ADSHYN Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour.
Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.
I imagine if she got a restraining order against him he would send her a song titled “You can’t restrain my heart”
@Kavetion highly doubtful
"The only arrest I know is cardiac"
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
Dont restrain my heart, my achy brakey heart
You’re a legend for that comment
I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..
Some kind of inverse Jolene nonsense.
This is exactly how I took it as well. The fact that it sounds like he's discussing a mob hit is just a bonus! 😄
Ok but does anyone remember the clip of penguinz0 saying “doo doo n***a balls?” How has that just not been addressed?
@@dr.coomer789 I haven't heard about that... Is it from this same episode?
@@dr.coomer789 I don't care. It's a word.
Your sarcasm is gold 😂
I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day??
I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?
James Bond can eat his heart out, apparently. Mr. Screamer At 10pm is the real ladies' man
Wow. I'm dropping my panties at the thought
I'm a metalhead, and can't even defend this man's behavior.
That's quite the extreme mental split from Satanist to Christian. Homeboy is conflicted
How can any man compete with a man who can use hyper voice? Only hyper voice can ger you unlimited pussy!
The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*
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@Kyra / キラ bots movin mad
@Kyra / キラ did I ask
@@johnbrookes9209 fr it’s been a fuckin day
uh...sure
Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.
Sounds like the plot to a thriller or something
@@lemonywater2979 down to write a slasher horror screenplay out of the pitch above?
@@lemonywater2979 lmn style
@@lemonywater2979 It really does
Fun Fact: Thermite burns hotter than bone
Every day, the term "Down horrendous" is taken to new levels.
I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.
That guy has an actually good* voice, I feel bad when people are gifted and then never use it right
in da hood
Can't wait til his mixtape drops.
you mean good right?
I was thinking this too. It's a damn shame.
Yeah. I would honestly start a band with this dude if he wasn’t a complete sociopath
Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross
Spoken like a true hot girl
What if theyre keys to a bughatti eh, whate then?
@@Nerves_of_steel😂😂😂
“Random girl on twitter”… yep that sounds about right for a desperate man.
as in all of us...
No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…
Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path
Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)
Sounds like a cinnamontoastken video.
Are you implying that it's more desperate to do this on Twitter than other social medias or that desperate men specifically do this on Twitter?
damn that just made my kitty dry as heck
I like racoons
That's good, cats don't like water
@@KarpetBurn your eyes will be devoured by maggots
I like Raccoons too
the desert beaver, a mammalian wonder
I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀
Charlie's eyes lighting up as you see the inspiration for those lyrics strike him in real time is such a treat.
I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “This Man Will Never Get A Date” or “Most Desperate Man Ever” and the thumbnail is just his face
I thought this man was going to be 80 years old minimum. Hearing how young he sounds makes me a gazillion times more concerned…
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr your bal headed granny
@@Coookr lol I gotta look that one up. Can't wait for this dude to slip up.
@@toytacambery9427 why are you watching his content if you want him to mess up?
@@streetmilk1 it’s a bot
6:14 cant wait for the out of context memes
If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.
charlie just dropping a grateful dead song thinking we wouldn't notice
7:10 I fucking love the part how caption recognized that as [Music]
The singing at 6:20 bought me to tears a truly great performance
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I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer.
Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.
The joy on Charlie's face when he came up with that last line of the song. Someone needs to turn those dazzling lyrics into a song immediately
6:30 Waiting for @Schmoyoho to make a remix from this beautifull song
Support.
yes
That'd be grand
lmao that would be great
Nigerian thought you his was twtte
Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.
I mean, he didn't sing anything. He just spoke. The hell are you peoples standards coming from?
@@kydsofkush hes talking about the quality and tone. You can be objective while also being disgusted by this guy
@@kydsofkush Ever heard Johnny Cash?
I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it
@@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said.
Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.
I think Charlie is a bit too quick to assume Alan is an unmarried, childless, incel. There are tons of pathetic, lonely, bored or dissatisfied men living with wives, girlfriends, and children. Additionally, for every pathetic, creepy, loser guy out there, there is a similar woman. Sometimes these people find each other and get married and procreate.
who ever said that there are no creepy women ?
What an incel thing to say. Nobody ever said that there’s no such thing as a woman who’s creepy.
Eh it’s pretty dumb to assume that because these pathetic, lonely, bored and dissatisfied men are married then their wife is probably similar. Often women are married to creepy wierd guys without realising it due to the guy acting “normal” to her face but doing degenerate shit like this behind her back, or the wife only realises it when it’s too late. Not saying there are no creepy women out there (although tbh there seem to be a lot more guys out there like this dude than there are girls), just saying that usually creepy men and women don’t end up with each other but instead they end up with an innocent person that they victimise lmfao.
@Chill nig*a "creepy women aren't scary" wtf do you think the word creepy means
@Chill nig*a they can very well be scary. There was this case of that stalker woman that in the end killed "her" man because he wanted to go away with hid girlfriend. She even (maybe accidentally) made pictures before and during the killing so the whole thing was documented for the police. So yeah the potential for creeps and dangerous people is there no matter the gender.
Just that men are statistically way more likely to act in such horrible ways.
_“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_
Charlie always dropping words of wisdom
Idk worked for Eric Clapton when he wrote “Layla” by Derik and the Dominos😂
@@jamesdean9183 Baller reference
@@kurtvonnegut9959 thank goodness someone got it🤣
You kinda forgot the _"and the girl doesn't know you exist"_ part, but okay
@@jamesdean9183yeah but that song was a certified banger. This, not so much
6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*
So its been a year now, is critickal hiding you? If so why?
HE GOT THAT BOTTOMLESS RIZZ
There was something I always hated about the song "Hey There, Delilah" when it came out while I was in high school. Same era as Twilight. I now realize that they spawned an entire generation of pale, creepy nice guys who think stalking = romance.
What a weird thing to say. You think a song spawned millions of stalkers? You’re a very strange man Daniel.
i thought HTD was about a girl he was dating through a long distance relationship and it was supposed to sound like a romantic love letter
@@adonysus no it was a girl he loved . Idk if she knew him or they were friends but they weren’t dating
@@cleobinx wait is that true. I never know the background of that song. When my girlfriend (now ex) moved to Texas from Hanoi I used to blast that song all days.
@@duckyymomo5714 Yes. They never dated. She turned him down when he flirted with her the day they met. He wrote it with the mindset of, "If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The popularity of the song made her feel bad about not wanting to be with him. Honestly, it isn't far off from what the dude in the video did.
Imagine finding out your dad is writing random songs about Girls that he saw on twitter 💀
BRUH
Lmao oh god
Thanks for giving me a panic attack
7:34 mans typed that up like he was apart of a romantic anime and he’s the “obvious” main character
I feel so bad for this girl. She looks like she's on the verge of tears.
She is cringing so hard that she nearly cried.
Why? She and her friends are gonna be laughing about this guy in the groupchat for weeks. I know I would 😂
@@inquisitionagent9052brutal…
@@inquisitionagent9052cuz its creepy man
@@blacktainfalcon7097 oh absolutely. Its creepy. But its not something that makes me feel bad for her. He got his comeuppance (somewhat) for being a total creep. She got some clout by posting this on the internet. Pretty straightforward. Nothing to feel sorry about here
Fun fact: Hey there Delilah was ALSO written by a total creep. The "Delilah" in the song had a boyfriend and had shot down the guy several times by the time he wrote it. She got a ton of media attention from this song and hated every moment of it, including having to awkwardly go to the Grammys with him.
O: so like she was pressured to go with him?
Where did you read that she shot him several times?
@@Gnozzares Lmao
Please tell me that’s fake
@@Gnozzares shot him down as in rejected him
Need to turn these into a series. “Life lessons: A Charlie perspective” or whatever the fuck you call it. This shit is content gold.
"Yikerooni"
How not to become a creep?
Agreed 👍
It's all common sense, only a dumbass would write a song about a complete stranger and continue to do so knowing that she isn't interested. 😂💀
@@bigmoniesponge "bro just be happy"
Essentially this is like Carl Wheezer singing to Jimmy's mom with a Triangle.
Never insult the god of music like that again 😂😂
One time in high school I blew my entire paycheck from the previous 2 weeks on anonymously buying my crush flowers on her birthday, and as massively pathetic as that is, Charlie always finds the worst nematodes of society to make me feel just a little better about myself
jesus (as in charlie)
God that's pathetic
@@dinolover truly
Did it work?
Bro we have all been there and did some cringy stuff in highschool. When you look back at that and get uncomfortable, it means you improved.
When Radiohead wrote Creep, they didn't send the demo tape to the girl it was about, they just released it, and eventually she went to the concert. And the whole band was shocked she was there. That's how you do it, don't mention anything and release it to the public.
"You are 18 year old girl who live in small city in Japan"
I'd say that's equally as weird
@@JaredConnell ngl good ass song tho
@@JaredConnell radiohead
@@bubbsterr4967 weezer moment
This song sounds like something out of a horror film
No it doesn't.
I did something similar to that like 5 years ago. I drew a girl that I matched with on Tinder. For the record I just thought one of her images was really good and wanted to reference the pose either way, but yeah she actually really liked it and added me on SC but neither of us really talked again after that. I unfriended her after awhile because I just thought it was weird I had access to her SC stories when I didn't really know her at all.
That's not too weird. I have some friends who are good at art and use images as references, etc... idk how convo. started about drawing her or not which might have been weird (some people ask and some don't) So, that can be iffy but she was the one who added you on SC. So, at that point it's consensual for either friendzone or potential relationship lukewarm zone. note: this does not mean draw pictures of random girls and dm them the end product or draw someone in a creepy or objectification pose. But I find a lot of art students sketch random people even without consent and it's considered socially acceptable.
Music, poems, writing, and songs are a bit different than art though where the topic and context is extremely important based on social acceptability. Writing a book inspired by someone you saw is different say you are writing a love novel and love the physical attributes of a stranger so you base off a character of that person {Note: you will never share that novel with the stranger. You are only taking inspiration. But this is a different context.}
See that's no where near as bad. For one , ya'll are on a dating website, and two , im sure you didnt ramble on about your wife and kids lmao. Hope you kept up the art :)
you didnt do anything weird. i think most people would gladly accept art from a stranger as long as it isnt a weird reference and the person doesnt talk about weird stuff. as AFAB and an artist myself i totally get it when you find that photo that makes you feel inspired to draw. songs and poems are more weird cause they feel more personal to the person you're creating it for so not recommended to strangers.
That's not weird at all, sir.
Yeah, I feel like this guy just had a weird misguided artistically and sexually inspired song. He had the impulse and just decided to role with it, but he totally put it out there when he shouldn’t have, and he just came across totally weird.
I can't believe this didn't work, if spilling out your heart in a masterfully woven song doesn't get you the girl then what the hell will the rest of us do?
@@ChristianLeeJohnson missed the sarcasm I see.
we'll just have to keep being the same talentless chads we've always been, bro.
@@steves578 Her pfp also looks like an nft.
We could always grovel in front of any attractive women we meet, until we find one that goes for that sorta thing.
You'll die alone, like 75% of all men who have ever lived.
The fact he wrote a song for a complete stranger and not his WIFE has me speechless
"Let me eat those tiddy chips..."
"Yea that's a top charter"
- Charlie, 2022
I see Dimitri the Lover now has some competition for the Most Horrifying Pickup Attempt Ever.
We'll ignore the pepper spray guy
this man is just a hopeless romantic guys, nothing creepy, i bet he's an empath too!!
rough
God I fucking hate empaths
just a romantic trying in a sea of chads and sigmas 😞
I'm sure he will empath his way into your pants then
Desperation is based sigma male behavior 🔥🔥🔥
Out of all the songs I have heard, this is certainly one of them. I loved the Morbius reference when he said "it's proposin' time"
Charlies audio: 🔉
This womans audio: 🔊💥
This is what comes of living a life that exists entirely in your own head.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr bruh I gotta see that
@@Coookr and this matters how?
@@kenobanda8629 it’s a bot
@@Coookr that sounds funny af where is it
I love how he did his own backup vocals..that right there alone prooves dedication. In his defense...she looks pretty analytical.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr because its funny asf
Charlies sarcasm will never cease to be amazing
Artic Monkeys went hard on this one
This comment goes so hard and it's a shame nobody will see it
I could even believe that this guy had a wife and children and he'd throw it all away for some random woman on twitter. He seems like the type.
2:30 its funny you say "if hey there delilah was made by a psychopath" because it kind of was. you should look into the back story of the song its kind of wild and involves stalking and a restraining order lol
Ha! Irony
That dude is definitely high on ticktok pickup artists, some of the parts of the song are definitely negging, claiming he has a (beautiful)wife and family he is willing to abandon, and he is successful with studio and a business partner. It's painfully obvious.
The dude who wrote “Hey there Delilah” was a weirdo too. He also met a girl(at a bar I believe) and told her off rip that he already had written a song for her 😭 then went months without talking to her again and sent her a mixtape with the song on it.
Gonna need to see evidence bud
@@LethalByChoice it’s true
If true then maybe the approach isn’t as weird if the song is good? Maybe? 💀
@@LethalByChoice
According to ESPN:
“After meeting Delilah DiCrescenzo in 2002, lead singer Tom Higgenson was smitten by the runner and promised a song in her honor. What they received in return was the No. 1 song in America, two Grammy nominations and worldwide recognition.”
From Wikipedia:
“Higgenson stated: "I thought she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, I told her, 'I have a song about you already.' Obviously, there was no song. But I thought it was smooth." DiCrescenzo turned him down, as she was dating somebody else at the time, but kept in touch with Higgenson. A year later, he had finished the song. About the actual writing, Higgenson said: "Because I wasn't with Delilah, I had to imagine, 'If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?'" In late 2004, Higgenson brought DiCrescenzo a disc with the finished song.”
Okay, that was boring to copy and paste, I see why many on the internet don’t provide proof now. Hopefully someone appreciates this.
Damn 😔
I genuinely do feel bad for guys like this who just have 0 idea what is acceptable behaviour
Y'know, the sad part is that I totally believe that this dude has a wife and did all this anyway because he just has that little respect for her.
Yep. He's desperate artistically, not romantically. Hell even his wife gave him the go-ahead.
Speaking about weird songs about women you don't know well, Hey There Delilah (which was referenced in the video) actually does have a kind of weird origin, according to multiple articles!
So the song is a fictionalized take on Delilah DiCrescenzo, a real woman and cross-country runner, in which the writer, Tom Higgenson, wrote a song about her, and in this song pretended they were in a long-distance relationship. He met her through a friend and apparently told her that he had a song written about her already, in the hopes of making her swoon. She was seeing someone and also was, "oddly", not swayed by... That. She told him she wasn't interested, went about her life.
He decided to turn that song he lied about into a real song, which then became a hit. The worst part? He, y'know, used her *real first name*. So some people did figure it out and it became A Thing.
She was put in a real uncomfortable position where she wanted to firmly turn him down but also didn't want harassment from his fans. She also felt like she had to live up to this "Ideal Delilah" that was written in the song, because she didn't want to disappoint or draw the harassment of his fans.
5:57 this is the same guy that made the musical masterpiece known as "2019 guy"
"Lemme eat those titty chips"... fucking hell, that's the most beautiful thing I've heard all day 😂.
2:19 You know the song is good when the lyrics include “and yeah.”
this reminds me of that one time I had an idea of confessing to my high school crush by giving her some math functions that would render the confession message if graphed. While I'm glad I didn't follow through, it was atrocious enough that it keeps haunting me at the back of my mind every now and then.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
If I was confessed to like that I would take it on a god damn heartbeat thats cool as shit.
I mean, assuming we already knew each other closely. If its just random people then yeah thats creepy but if we're already friends and that happens, thats sweeping me off my goddamn feet
Charlie, respectfully, this is nowhere as close to the most desperate man ever, but still very desperate
writing a song, even if its shit is a multi-week ordeal. this is sweaty lol
This is just how he structures his titles, you can see that many videos follow this pattern, doesn't mean that it's literally and/or objectively right
@@_NickSF_ I know lmao
Drop a name bro
@@Kaliburrrr Not if it is this bad of a quality with such terrible lyrics. This sounds like 15 minutes of writing down the first words that pop into his head.
I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.
After hearing the lyrics, I realized that masters such as Poe are amateurs compared to this poetic God
Truly inspiring, I cannot wait to hear my future children bringing this masterpiece home from school for analysis
leat fingies
Lmaooo
Who's Poe? Allan Poe?
@@ntrspecialist1304 poe chop!
. . . It's what's for dinner . . . 🥩
@@favoritemustard3542 😋 Epik Proink, get it? (Prank and oink= proink)
I think the most desperate man is EDP constantly trying to regain his relevance as if what he did never happened
Leave edp alone man
*"hE jUsT wAnTeD a CuPcAkE"*
@@jeremys3951 Then he should stop trying to get back on the platform. Until then, I salute the trolls working hard every day to make that predator's life as miserable as possible.
@@jeremys3951 he tried to get with a minor. You NEVER leave those people alone.
@@jeremys3951 Trust me, leaving EDP alone is the last thing anybody wants to do.
Anyone else feel like somehow they're gonna end up like this? It's probably one of my biggest personal fears, being this socially inept and awkward towards people.
Most people will have at least one embarrassing moment in their life. Just take the L.. Accept it. Move past by accepting the lesson and then be able to laugh about it later. Many people will have tons of embarrassing moments even in adulthood. The important thing isn't the L. It's having the guts to learn and move past it. If you don't learn anything and keep falling into the same trap of doing said action or just never let it go then that's the point where people will dislike.
Social anxiety is pretty common nowadays too. You aren't alone. Most people are understanding too (not online but usually they are in person).
I'd say the fact that you're worried about ending up like this means you're already smart enough to not end up like this.
@@bubbsterr4967 Self-awareness is key. It's like how a crazy person doesn't know they're crazy; they just hold up a chicken and go "arrgh".
@@bubbsterr4967 That's not always true. Could be the opposite.
It’s like if “hey there Delilah” and “Jolene” were merged together and performed by the Shaggs…
1:07 noted.
Writing a song to a person you actually know, and have talked to many times and are interested in, that hasn't out right rejected you yet: Romantic and a gamer move, doesn't mean it works, but don't hurt to try
Doing it to a complete stranger or someone who has let you know in no uncertain terms it isn't happening: Creepy and sad.
Watching a Moist Critical Video about the second one: Priceless.
6:50 Dag naggit
As someone called Lauren, I cannot put into words the fear I felt when that song started. I fully nearly fell out my chair.
I have to say, Lauren's facial expressions matched mine pretty well
“Hey Lauren I’m right outside your window” could be a new genre.
When you started giving your own lyrics. That was the most sexually attracted I've ever been to a man in my life.
Thank you Moist.
Michael Gove is slightly h0tter.
@Kavetion no ur really not
@Kavetion you bots are really annoying I wish you would shut up
@Kavetion begone bot
@Kavetion stop
If someone's first dm to you is some kind of love confession, not talking about just someone saying you're attractive or flirting a bit, but a full on love confession you should probably block them right away regardless of which gender either of you are. They're definitely some kinda obsessed psycho
I love how pleased Charlie is with himself after that beautiful ballad he sung.
"Another Segway here, this man doesn't have a wife" I'm dead ash lol 😂
The ability of Charlie to just sit there in the thumbnail and make people want to watch his video shows he’s nothing short of an Alpha male
It's the title
Lmao
I think that line about her will was the same concept as “jolene don’t take him just because you can” like if she wanted to be with him he would instantly leave his wife and kids. And that would destroy them. Psycho shit lmao
I mean to me it sounded like he wanted her to steal his family from him
@@cheesybeans9476 this is the funniest take I've ever seen. I will choose to believe this until the day I die.
"Wife": Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene, please just take this man.
For a sec I was worried this was gonna be a live feed of me through the window, but from the absolute delusion to the standard backpedaling, I have a good feeling I won't ever be even a fraction of *his* level of desperate.
I'm even more desperate for endlessly beautiful Michael Gove.
That man is unfathomably based.
9:20 This is literally the go-to excuse creeps use for everything.
I enjoyed seeing her reaction to the art. Like she really hated it. I feel like that was the true art created here, it was special and I feel privileged to have seen it. Thanks for sharing.
Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼💻👨🏼💻👶🏽
lol
@A Scientist you'd be surprised, yt is actually banning people lately surprisingly. I've reported some people lately and they've actually gotten banned.
@RadonCoding it’s a troll
@@moo7662 not for me, everyone I report who’s a bot with a check mark is left allowed, and some unverified channels too, hmmmmmm
Just existing as a girl on any platform is wild lmao. The other day some dude messaged me wanting to be my sugar daddy. I have 3 photos up and just started my account. Dudes are thirsty as fuck on social media sometimes it's wild
Why is shitting on an imaginary wife such a core part of this person's strategy? Like it seems like it's more about hating a wife than simping after this woman
"The push of her will" she can take him away from his family and ruin the life they built together if she tried.
Hey hey, ho ho
Your t-shirt is white,
Your smile is so bright
Congrats, I guess
I see Your appeal,
Your muscles of steel,
Caress my soul
Charlie, Charlie,
Moist from the waist down,
My wife allowed me to write this line down,
Hey Hey, ho, hi
Your eyes are as bright as the sky.
Bravisimo
Based asf
This is beautiful
@@thefinale5698 beautiful
Tears in my eyes, truly a masterpiece
I've been going through a lot lately, depression kicking in and feeling like I'll never find a girl that's interested in me. But seeing this has shown me that I'm not as bad as this guy. Writing a song for a girl I've never talked to before in hopes that she'll fall for me has never once crossed my mind.
Your find your soul mate. Just have to put in the effort. Start the gym, eat healthy, good hygiene, good fashion sense and so on. Just don't be lazy and expect someone to just enter your life and love you.
@@SalvationSymphony wholesome youtube comments hit hard
@@SalvationSymphony don't really think the soulmate thing is real. It's mostly finding someone that's willing to go through the journey of life with you, and then growing to accept each other.
Rarely do two people that are 100% compatible get together, but that's just my view.
Focus on yourself first!! If you dedicate the time to taking care of you, developing your interests, and being the best version of yourself, it’s a lot more likely :) good luck and I hope things start turning around for you
I think most people have been there. Like other people have been saying, just try to focus on building yourself up and doing the things you love to do. Chances are that you'll run across someone who has similar interests as you that way, and if you keep your eyes and your heart open, it's amazing what can happen. I'm sure she's out there somewhere, you just need to find her. And yeah, just try not to go about it like this guy lol.
"Assuming she exists, which she absolutely doesn't" xD
This sounds like a song Ice King used to try and woo a princess in Adventure Time used 100% seriously in real life.