Rebel Moon FALLOUT Directors Cut NUKED By Critics

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Rebel Moon Directors Cut reviews are out with the critics for Zack Snyders Netflix Star Wars movie. Despite Rebel Moon part 1 and part 2 previously releasing, now Rebel Moon is back with Zack Snyder's preferred directors cut and 2 hours of extra content. But did the critics reviews agree that this was Zack Snyder's fixed masterpiece? Can Anthony Hopkins save it? Is Rebel Moon worth watching?
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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Месяц назад +149

    Rebel Moon Directors Cut reviews are in and the critics are coming for Zack Snyder. While Netflix thought it was a good idea to split the same movie into 2 halves then release it twice, most people didn't think it made sense. Is the first cut the deliberately bad one or the 2nd? As such, few critics or viewers even returned to watch Rebel Moon a 2nd time around. And while director's cut does slightly improve some elements around the motivations of the characters and the action. Rebel Moon remains at it's core, unfortunately the same movie. There are now added in extra threads that serve no purpose and are never explained, but this at best seems like a cheap attempt at a reason for a sequel. And with less than 10% of the critics and audience returning, a Rebel Moon sequel seems like a long shot. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo
      @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo Месяц назад +5

      Throbbing

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor Месяц назад +3

      Throbbing

    • @smoketinytom
      @smoketinytom Месяц назад +6

      I'm just jumping through the scenes that are new... Honestly, I'm amazed this story was even green lit.
      The Village Father could have acted himself, said that the Crop yield is this and they can sell that much without compromising their own supply. Hell, they could've struck up a return business arrangement to supply the ship with them buying at 3x the price.
      Rather thick premise. Like the whole thing.

    • @Giovaramos
      @Giovaramos Месяц назад

      You dont like the movie and thats ok. Go eat a steak, and grow a jaw, for god´s sake. Soy is messing up your testosterone.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Месяц назад +6

      That scene where the musicians are playing while ppl get murdered is a bit like the Cloris Leechman scene from Younk Frankenstein where she plays the violin as whats his face gets closer to a revelation.
      Then she shouts the "Vas my BOYFRIEND!" bit.

  • @TestAcct46
    @TestAcct46 Месяц назад +247

    Just a reminder that making something "better" is not the same as making something "good" :)

    • @thatdarnkitteh
      @thatdarnkitteh Месяц назад +10

      Yes. It's only making it less shit 😅

    • @jackburton1455
      @jackburton1455 Месяц назад +3

      It's not better though..it's just longer.

    • @user-ce4ml8rd7b
      @user-ce4ml8rd7b Месяц назад +2

      Exactly what happened with Justice League. The obviously better Snyder cut did not make it a good movie.

  • @Slothful_Healing
    @Slothful_Healing Месяц назад +95

    I was really hoping the grain was used as fuel, that way, when there was a ship chase scene, the pilot of the ship being pursued could exclaim, "Oh no, they're graining on us!"

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад +2

      Grain!

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Месяц назад +4

      @@rosssoyka860 Go to the Dune universe, and substitute spice with grain, and tell me what the difference is? :P

    • @lotharrenz4621
      @lotharrenz4621 Месяц назад +2

      maybe they just wanted to breaden their audience?

    • @timothymcintire5747
      @timothymcintire5747 27 дней назад

      Quality, good characters, Intelligence, and actually meaningful substance. It's like comparing wine to colored dyed water.

  • @skarlock5257
    @skarlock5257 Месяц назад +201

    The answer is to release the Snyder-er cut, followed by the Snyder-est cut, a cut so Snyder that not even Zack Snyder wanted to allow Zack Snyder this much Zack Snyder in Zack Snyder's film. If they can just release re-cuts of the same movie four times, surely at least one of them will be good and make a morbillion dollars.

    • @jaded_gerManic
      @jaded_gerManic Месяц назад +8

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 Месяц назад

      Dude is such a douche

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi Месяц назад +7

      Basically the movie-equivalent of Skyrim.

    • @TimmyDisorder
      @TimmyDisorder Месяц назад +1

      The answer is to release all of the assets on Steam and let you, the player, cut the film. There can be achievements for getting the splattiest Tomatometer, the most Razzies, and for rereleasing your own cut in black and white as a separate cut.

    • @skarlock5257
      @skarlock5257 Месяц назад +1

      @@TimmyDisorder You could turn it into a contest. Zack Snyder will personally rate every cut of the film, and the person with the best cut gets to turn into Zack Snyder.

  • @301rs
    @301rs Месяц назад +146

    Rebel moon…where the trailer is actually better than the finished product.

    • @mikamoe2402
      @mikamoe2402 Месяц назад +7

      Yah, my bf and I were watching the trailer and saying let's watch it and while watching it, it just got worse and worse.

    • @Kenspiracy664
      @Kenspiracy664 Месяц назад +9

      "trailer better than the finished product" is Snyder's middle name

    • @arbhall7572
      @arbhall7572 Месяц назад +3

      Id go a step further and say. The review of the trailer is better than the whole ass movie.

    • @RandomBlackGamer
      @RandomBlackGamer 23 дня назад

      That's the case for every Snyder project. Its been that way since Sucker Punch.

  • @DisFantasy
    @DisFantasy Месяц назад +28

    If he made a Star Wars movie, we can finally learn how a moisture vaporator works.

    • @Ruffian_Xion
      @Ruffian_Xion 14 дней назад

      @@ttabood7462 That'd be 30 seconds of our lives we'd not only never get back, but also spend the rest of our lives regretting the fact that we spent it watching that film. Much like all the drivel that Disney has been vomiting out over the last few years. I suppose, in that respect, Snyder would, essentially, have delivered the Star Wars movie he always wanted to give us.

  • @avocadobe
    @avocadobe Месяц назад +216

    They say in space, no one can hear you scream. But after Rebel Moon, I think my neighbors might have heard me groan.

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Месяц назад +3

      Ughh... 😆

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Месяц назад +5

      "NYAAAAAAAH!" -- that one Rabble Moon scream meme

    • @skudlugs
      @skudlugs Месяц назад

      was awful, hard to get through,.

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 Месяц назад +252

    I love how adamant filmmakers and producers are these days to not care about the audience and what they want, like, AT ALL.
    It'd be crazy to think how failure is supposed to equal success in the eyes of modern Hollywood, but since they like to change the definition of words and morality, I can't really be that surprised.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Месяц назад +14

      Yeah, it's weird.... They make stuff that isn't good... and expect praise for their artistry... when... it's like meticulously making a detailed painting... of a random apartment on fire. Sure... it's good as... practical demonstration of painting techniques.... but it's not VALUABLE.

    • @overlord1676
      @overlord1676 Месяц назад +15

      Entertainment gone to sh*t after the industry decided that they're entitled to decide what we should like

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад +1

      I’ve failed. It’s sad. No twist.

    • @MrVidification
      @MrVidification Месяц назад +4

      Many movies seem to be aiming for a new, young, politically charged social media audience.. written by generative AI trained on Star Wars, Star Trek, Dune and modern advertising

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Месяц назад +2

      But you ignore the fact that the audience is usually contradictory in their opinions on whether something is good or not, whether media has something worthwhile to say or not and if a product is worth your money, or not. Because for every person saying something is good, there are those that say it isn't, for every person saying it's well made, there are those that say it wasn't. If you don't have an OBJECTIVE standard to measure anything on, then subjective public feedback is the only thing that a filmmaker, producer or writer can rely on, and that varies deeply on factors that have nothing to do with the quality of your work, like whether you are popular, are appealing to the right demographics, paying the right professionals for the right kind of press, etc.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 Месяц назад +384

    Might as well be called Ego Moon because Zach thinks he's bigger than he really is.

    • @FactoryDan
      @FactoryDan Месяц назад +20

      Hack Snyder

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui Месяц назад +27

      Ego Moon sounds like a better name for a scifi story then rebel moon.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Месяц назад +17

      The people who give him a budget need to be investigated for money laundering.

    • @aqlanimations4822
      @aqlanimations4822 Месяц назад +7

      Their still trying to push this garbage, man it's insane. I am surprised the 100 something reviews of people came back. Must really not have a life.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Месяц назад +4

      *"Ego Mooned"* ...its Hollyweird

  • @SWW978
    @SWW978 Месяц назад +53

    When you let a camera operator become a director

  • @antoniomargallo5317
    @antoniomargallo5317 Месяц назад +115

    The fact that I'm expecting the "combine harvester" more than any character, any place, any spaceship, any weapon, any hottie or baddie ... there's literally nothing in this movie better than a farming meme song. It's scary, if you think about it.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Месяц назад +11

      I legitimately love that song!

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад +7

      I legitimately fear it

    • @andrewstefanac
      @andrewstefanac Месяц назад +2

      @@antoniomargallo5317 with you all the way! if only bowie did a version

    • @denroy3
      @denroy3 Месяц назад +3

      A movie isn't a meme for having farming, what are you, 12? 'Days of Heaven', which he probably attempted to steal from, was a superior movie in every way. And no underroos.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Месяц назад +2

      @@denroy3 Also, aren't movies SUPPOSED to be "meme-fertile territory"? :P

  • @65firered
    @65firered Месяц назад +44

    Zack got a little too comfortable after the Justice League Synder Cut. It's clear he doesn't understand that only worked because people wanted to see what his version of that movie was. You can't recreate that on purpose especially when it's your own movie.

    • @Jonkin715
      @Jonkin715 Месяц назад +12

      Also, there was an actual demand for his cut of the JL film because the audience care about the characters. Here, these are blank slates that no one have any emotional attachment to them, so there is no reason for anyone to care to see a "superior" film featuring them when there is no reason to care about them to begin with.

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 Месяц назад +5

      And Zack is better when he can work from established material (see 300 or Watchmen) vs when he creates from scratch.
      Plus there is such a huge gap in style between Joss Whedon and Zack Snyder that everybody knew his movie would have been something different entirely.

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw Месяц назад +1

      Worked? It was awful🤷‍♂️

    • @65firered
      @65firered Месяц назад +2

      @@Jabber-ig3iw Remember the whole, "Release the Synder cut" thing? That's why that movie released and was successful, that's what I mean when I say it worked.

    • @johnjohns8863
      @johnjohns8863 Месяц назад

      so when can we watch a movie made by you then .. AWWWW yeah your just a NOBODY. we all forgot your a little crybaby nobody who couldn't even make a paper air plane. so why dont you keep your paid BOT comments to yourself and disney... you disney bot

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад +73

    If rebel moon was offered in a Gluten-free edition it would be a 5 min movie

  • @CurtisDofMontana
    @CurtisDofMontana Месяц назад +45

    The song 🎶🎵🎶🎶
    Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key
    Come on now let's get together
    In perfect harmony
    … I got twenty acres
    An' you got fortythree
    Now I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key 🎶 🎶 😂😂😂 keeps going through my head watching this.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      This guys a literal psychopath

  • @Safineya
    @Safineya Месяц назад +174

    "mmm yes. If I ignore the feedback it's almost as if there wasn't any feedback to begin with."

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer Месяц назад +4

      - RUclips

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Месяц назад +11

      I believe him, because he's gotten no better since Sucker Punch.... I thought that movie was a mistake or a joke, but he is just really bad at making good movies

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      This is something who I’m hoping doesn’t know.
      After I’ve done it.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад +1

      “At alll”

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 Месяц назад +1

      @@desmondjefferson2127 It was a weird movie of some girls in an asylum having a collective imagination of fighting WW1 with zombies and dragons.

  • @christophermorris6152
    @christophermorris6152 Месяц назад +22

    You've done so much for the song Combine Harvester you should win a Grammy

  • @PlasticLid-wq6md
    @PlasticLid-wq6md Месяц назад +54

    its almost like theres a correlation between people who dont look at online feedback and then go on to produce a movie nobody wants

    • @jamesmetcalf5597
      @jamesmetcalf5597 Месяц назад +4

      Well the only thing he does most likely get is mindless praise from close friends since those are the people he does listen to when comes to feedback on his movies which really just makes Zack Snyder look just like another typical Hollywood movie creator since the vast majority of them hate negative criticism.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      Also. Fuck you in case you were wondering I’d wish too. Fu king nobody.

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 Месяц назад +1

      @@jamesmetcalf5597I don’t understand how he can look at his own work and be happy with it.

    • @jamesmetcalf5597
      @jamesmetcalf5597 Месяц назад +1

      @@ryand4533 that's something I've often had trouble understanding about many other creators in the movie industry including Zack Snyder.

  • @martymcnasty6306
    @martymcnasty6306 Месяц назад +55

    I didnt watch the OGs, I knew the Synder cuts were coming so I waited. I binged the two of them back to back, because I apparently hate my eyeballs and want them to die.
    I dont know how bad the OGs were, but these Snyder cuts are fucking horrid. And in part 2 theres an hour long section where we get an back story info dump of all the extra characters intermixed with farming porn, and its painful to sit through. Its so mind numblingly dull I had to slap the fast forward button to just get through it. Whenever anyone died, I did not care one bit. No matter how much the movie swelled the music to try and make me.
    And the sex scenes... they just go on and on and on. At one point I started to wonder just how long I had been sitting alone watching these two people have sex. I started to feel like a dirty peeping Tom.
    All in all, it was just terrible at pretty much everything it tried to do.

    • @ThomasTomiczek
      @ThomasTomiczek Месяц назад +1

      The original had nothing of that - and so no backstory.

    • @classiccuneyt
      @classiccuneyt Месяц назад +1

      You perverted baka baka - Snyder fandom

    • @classiccuneyt
      @classiccuneyt Месяц назад +1

      I never regret watching a movie till rebel moon lol

  • @S.e.i.r
    @S.e.i.r Месяц назад +54

    Who the fuck is James?!

  • @fanshaw
    @fanshaw Месяц назад +19

    "Here it is at double speed... and quad-speed." That seems fine. Oh wait, I'm watching on double-speed already...

    • @GenJuhru
      @GenJuhru Месяц назад +1

      That's why you don't surround yourself with _Yes Men_

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 Месяц назад +74

    Your review needs to be in super slow-mo with lots of lens flares 😎

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 Месяц назад +1

      We sure JJ Abrams didn't come along?

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Месяц назад +5

      And wheat. LOTS of slow-mo wheat 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

    • @ViolentMessiah666
      @ViolentMessiah666 Месяц назад +2

      Switch to .25 play speed 😂

  • @boshwa20
    @boshwa20 Месяц назад +16

    As long as Snyder gets feedback by his close friends, it doesnt matter

  • @JoFa876
    @JoFa876 Месяц назад +29

    To quote Immortan Joe: "Mediocre.". Rebel Moon was a B movie with A movie special effects.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      Indirectly asks while hanging out.
      “Where is the fucking 180”

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Месяц назад +4

      It is absolutely a B movie. I thought Sucker Punch was bad. But at least that movie ends. This one keeps going.
      Also, I get that okay, gore is a big deal when it comes to thee ratings system. Makes sense to add it in the director's cut for this. But what is the point of the s*x scenes? First of all, the movie looks like trash with the colour correction and the editing and the blurry lenses. Secondly, I'm not a puritan, but the s*x scenes seemed forced in the original and just garbage in the director's cut.
      The scene in The Watchmen had more weight to it. It was cringe the way Snyder did it. But at least you care about the characters, and given where they are emotionally, it makes sense

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +1

      No, Predator is a B movie with A movie effects. B movies are generally dumb fun, even when they are bad, with cheap effects and actors chewing the scenery. Think Friday the 13th or something. This is below that--it has the writing acumen of a C movie, the pretentiousness of an arthouse film, with fairly high-budget special effects (most of the time). The only credit I can give is it's not as terribly written as, say, the Acolyte, where you can't even find a throughline from scene-to-scene, but it is boring. I find the sex scene thing funny as well--I don't really like sex scenes in movies because they are boring, they don't add anything, just cut to black, but it's funny to imagine how that was going on set, spending hours and hours pretending to have sex under the hot lights with Snyder belting out directions. Just...awkward. You think anyone on set was like "Mr Snyder, I'm getting a little uncomfortable watching these two mimic intercourse for 8 hours, I have a wife and kid to go home to who ask me for cool stories about my job each day!"

    • @DAZzler3K
      @DAZzler3K Месяц назад +5

      Calling this a B-Movie is an insult to B-Movies!

  • @BRICKOMEDIA
    @BRICKOMEDIA Месяц назад +7

    "There's more cutting wheat in Rebel Moon than there is in Clarkson's Farm" that's insane lmao

  • @DeetotheDubs
    @DeetotheDubs Месяц назад +17

    I've been jamming that Combine Harvester song.
    It's great how many comments on the official video are others also brought over by Disparu.

  • @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw
    @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw Месяц назад +109

    You're my favorite RUclipsr, hands down!

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад +21

    Rebel moon has wheat , you now need movies with sugar and eggs and you can make a cake .

  • @mikau69
    @mikau69 Месяц назад +22

    "That's a dark place", said Snyder. Por SOB is afraid of the dark, no wonder he doesn't get Batman at all. I think one must face the darkness sooner or later, and in Snyder's case he should get as much feedback as possible, of course the internet is full of trolls and haters, but one must learn to discern.

    • @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices
      @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices Месяц назад +3

      He had a child die young, that’s why he left justice league.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      Their helpers are fully pathetic not one of them is a fighter

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +1

      @@WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices That is completely unrelated to the point being made.

    • @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices
      @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices Месяц назад +1

      @@billjacobs521 it contradicts the point being made

  • @MailiKrillin
    @MailiKrillin Месяц назад +12

    Even Netflix doesn’t promote it anymore

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Месяц назад +38

    Can you imagine if all that money was given to say, 100 Star Trek and 100 Star Wars Fan Film makers?
    Imagine what quality movies we would have gotten!
    Amateurs are now better than professionals; actually this has been the case for years!

    • @chelfyn
      @chelfyn Месяц назад +5

      I honestly think you could give the money to the bottom 10% of a poor quality film making course and get a better result. A group of monkeys might make something comparable.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy Месяц назад +1

      @@chelfyn Postal 2: We've got a million fake monkeys for that price range, but they are quite "problematic"... :P

    • @bk109
      @bk109 Месяц назад +6

      Or even to the likes of A24 and Blumhouse. Or any of a number of foreign creative teams to give us the next Train to Busan (~8mil budget), Godzilla Minus One (10-ish mil budget) ..... The list is nigh endless.
      Hell, going that route also means that even if only 1 in 10 connects with audiences you'll still be better off. Hell, with such movies there's even a better chance that more overall people would get say Netflix, since they (or their competition or even a traditional studio) can actually cater to niche(r) crowds with some of these movies and since their initial budgets are nowhere near as bloated as even "midrange" Hollywood fare, the metrics for success and turning a profit becomes easier

  • @cubeflinger
    @cubeflinger Месяц назад +5

    Rebel moon is a case study in how not to make a film

  • @free2beme123
    @free2beme123 Месяц назад +23

    Was at the fair with my daughter. Saw a combine harvester. Thanks to you that song played through my head the entire time. 😂 thanks.

  • @Olinser
    @Olinser Месяц назад +32

    I think there is no group on the planet whose opinion I care about less than 'the critics'. They might occasionally be right, be as a group, I simply don't care what their opinion is.

  • @RobinJohnstonphotography
    @RobinJohnstonphotography Месяц назад +14

    Hopkins must be having words with his agent.

    • @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices
      @WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoices Месяц назад +7

      He only works for checks now, I think he’s said so publicly.

    • @chindleymuffin
      @chindleymuffin Месяц назад +3

      ​@@WhyDoTroonsHaveTheSameVoicesCheques* not checks. He's Welsh not American!

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 Месяц назад +3

      i doubt he. He probably made a disgusting amount of money for a few weeks of voice over work he could have done from the comfort of his own home.

    • @garylancaster8612
      @garylancaster8612 Месяц назад +2

      He's phoning it in on Those About to Die also

  • @startthebengine
    @startthebengine Месяц назад +10

    Zack desperately wants his movies to come out like Dune, but they keep coming out like Rise of Skywalker if the camera lenses were broken.

  • @Mangolorian-je3eo
    @Mangolorian-je3eo Месяц назад +10

    I’m middle aged Australian. Disparu grabbed my attention because his speech rhythm and timing reminded me of Tim Brooke-Taylor, but he is so my vibe. For a start, I already knew combine harvester.

  • @jordanarellano8058
    @jordanarellano8058 Месяц назад +21

    Why not get a person like Cyborg, Gina Carano, or a girl who actually looks like she can fight a dude

    • @jordanarellano8058
      @jordanarellano8058 Месяц назад +4

      Rhea ripley man

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      She’d dunk ripley

    • @big_red01027
      @big_red01027 Месяц назад +7

      Because there are guys who find Carano attractive, and there's nothing worse on Planet Earth than "the male gaze".

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад

      Gina wouldn't have done the extended sex scenes he wanted...

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 Месяц назад

      Sofia Boutella can do good fight scenes, when she has decent direction.

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 Месяц назад +11

    It sounds like this review is a lot more interesting than either rendition of the movie. I'm glad that I missed it.

  • @mark4asp
    @mark4asp Месяц назад +5

    A directors cut should be the original before the studio recut it to censor, shorten or simplify it - the directors cut should show his original intent.

  • @jonmetcalf6565
    @jonmetcalf6565 Месяц назад +14

    It has the "Zack Snyder's Justice League" problem that by simply making the movie obscenely longer than the original cut it makes the movie better. Needing your "director's cut" to be anywhere between 3 and a half & 4 hours in order to get your "vision" across is an a self-own that you've got it wrong... TWICE.

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 Месяц назад +1

      In case of the Justice League version though: that one was released on streaming only, so the length only matters if the pacing is bad (which imo wasn’t the case).
      I think Rebel Moon would have benefited from not going for an actual movie format, but some kind of miniseries. And as it’s streaming only, it could have been just an R-rated version instead of whatever this approach is. Teenager will figure out how to watch it anyway, no need to try a PG13+ version for streaming imo.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +3

      @@davidgantenbein9362 The pacing was AWFUL in the Snyder Cut, with us watching things like people just walking down hallways or up stairs for a solid minute, all throughout the film. It was WAY worse than the original cut--Snyder actually removed good scenes of character development to replace them with scenes where absolutely nothing happens.

    • @matthewreyes5951
      @matthewreyes5951 11 дней назад

      Exactly. Why do people think that the Snyder cut was better than the cut version? They must be stupid, not been paying attention, or both.

  • @thomashazlewood4658
    @thomashazlewood4658 Месяц назад +55

    The 'heroine' usually looks like she works at a mortuary, the kind of person they used to hire as a mourner.

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 Месяц назад +1

      in the English language is there any difference between the feminine for hero and the narcotic substance extracted from opium??

    • @thomashazlewood4658
      @thomashazlewood4658 Месяц назад +6

      @@alexiachimciuc3199 Yes. The drug is 'hair-o-win', the hero is 'hair-o-ween'.

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 Месяц назад

      @@thomashazlewood4658 I'll go on Google to see if there are spelling differences

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc Месяц назад +2

      The sad / crazy thing is I have seen video of her and the stuntmen rehearsing for a fight scene (The one in the barn, near the start). They are all moving at normal speed and it looked natural. She was obviously capable of doing it at the same speed as the stuntmen. So, was she told to slow down or did something happen which meant she couldn't do it any-more?

  • @marychocolatefairy
    @marychocolatefairy Месяц назад +7

    Re Snyder's comment against focus groups- I happened to be reading the other day about how the first Iron Man film came to be, and focus groups were instrumental in its development. And this is a movie that ended up being so well liked that it helped set the stage for a highly successful cinematic universe. So focus groups aren't necessarily detrimental to a film's quality. Snyder's just revealing how he can't handle criticism of his work, and how he tends to think he's right.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад

      Both extremes are bad; if your movie is made exclusively based on superficial appeal to random teenagers you grab off the street, that's bad, or if it's made entirely off of what the suits THINK people want because of their market research, that's bad. However, it's usually just as bad if a movie is made entirely out of one guy's vision with absolutely no pushback. Both things can work sometimes, maybe, but generally, you need a balance--you need an artistic vision, yes, but even famous novelists have editors to critically evaluate their work and rein in their worst tendencies.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Месяц назад

      @@billjacobs521 Well, they do before they get famous and start believing their own hype. Then they get to ignore their editors and put out unreadable trash, because lord knows the publisher can't tell the difference.

    • @liampugh
      @liampugh Месяц назад

      Focus groups kill artistic intent. Iron man is undoubtedly an incredible film, but as a work of art, it does not hold a candle to any of Snyders films (despite the fact that most are much worse lol).
      Iron man is great but it’s entertainment not art. Marty was right, marvel isn’t cinema.
      Zack Snyder may not make good films, but he’s making art, he’s making cinema.

  • @andrewstefanac
    @andrewstefanac Месяц назад +9

    Oppenhiemer gave us nuclear destruction, and isotopes for mri's.
    Snyder gave us rebel moon for frontal lobe damage, but it also gave me the combine harvester. Totally worth it

  • @vahidoph
    @vahidoph Месяц назад +5

    No matter how you cut it, it's a story about a GALACTIC EMPIRE, failing to collect grains from a single village.
    one side has space ships and immortality machines, the other has guns at best.
    Kurosawa himself, whom snyder is clearly trying to rip off, couldn't make this story entertaining.

  • @anonymous-nl8hi
    @anonymous-nl8hi Месяц назад +13

    I can't believe he planned for like 6 of these I couldn't make it through the 1st

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Месяц назад +5

      I started the first one twice.
      I think about 30 minutes is the farthest I got.

  • @EmeraldSullivan-si7tb
    @EmeraldSullivan-si7tb Месяц назад +54

    Learned a lot from this, thank you!

  • @alexandermccabe556
    @alexandermccabe556 Месяц назад +74

    as someone who liked his version of watchmen its been really hard to watch his career

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 Месяц назад +21

      Well, he didn't write that one, so.... maybe one job at a time is enough.

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana Месяц назад +20

      After Zack Snyder disrespected Jeremy and Geeks and Gamers and all of us that live stream his career has gone in the toilet making one stinker after another I wonder if there's some Karma involved in that 🤔🤔

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 Месяц назад +8

      I thought it was a rather decent movie, too. I'm a big fan of the comic; read it a few times a year. I think he did a good job packing a lot of that story in the time allotted.

    • @NickSargent-cy1il
      @NickSargent-cy1il Месяц назад +5

      That was one of my favorite books/movies growing up and hes gone from amazing to o.k. to just straight up bad over time and it is it's so sad to see

    • @genin69
      @genin69 Месяц назад +6

      yeah it blows my mind that he made watchmen, i love that movie and 300 was great but oh boy.. the rest of his schlop is just vomit inducing

  • @petermarin8951
    @petermarin8951 Месяц назад +6

    I like your super logical analysis. Your intense ability to highlight key discrepancies and carefully walk through the plot holes makes the experience seem comprehensible because you have created a solid framework around the movie. Brilliant

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад

      Man, it's almost like different people make different kinds of content.

  • @brianjanssens8020
    @brianjanssens8020 Месяц назад +6

    So much slow-motion shots its actually crazy. Glad i am able to fast forward because i genuinly think i skipped trough like 25 minutes of farming footage in directors cut part 2 alone.

  • @cassiopeiid
    @cassiopeiid Месяц назад +5

    Thank you for suffering on our behalf. Good review as always. I'm a "total slag" for you! hahaha

  • @X_G8keeper
    @X_G8keeper Месяц назад +72

    My Guy! wish u continued success n good health bud.

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 Месяц назад +10

    They needed a combine harvester.

    • @ashraile
      @ashraile 23 дня назад +2

      crazy how that's a relevant meme for so many movies

  • @asch7906
    @asch7906 Месяц назад +3

    Ah yes, the same critics who loooooooove The Acolyte.
    Very trustworthy.

  • @brombombadil
    @brombombadil Месяц назад +4

    The combine harvester gag gets me every time.

  • @dunklezahn
    @dunklezahn Месяц назад +4

    I need a "Who the fuck is James!?" t-shirt.
    I almost want to see what a car crash it is but I just don't have a spare day to find out.

  • @SaintMecha
    @SaintMecha Месяц назад +71

    Hollywood, please for f sake, stop giving Hack Snyder money to burn.

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 Месяц назад +14

      Give it to me, I’ll spend it on Irish whiskey, quality cigars and firearms

    • @greebj
      @greebj Месяц назад

      ​@@weswolever7477and what you do with is guaranteed to be more interesting to spend 8 hours watching

    • @ian8477
      @ian8477 Месяц назад +4

      Shouldn't he have enough money by now to fund his own projects?

    • @GenJuhru
      @GenJuhru Месяц назад

      ...a (decent) real writer and have him focus on directing only.

  • @Bad_Llama
    @Bad_Llama Месяц назад +2

    This is a perfect example of Netflix insulating producers from customers. Without a direct correlation of dollars to product, everything gets lumped in together and the whole thing swing toward suckiness. One thing network TV was good at was grooming bad stuff and quickly getting the customers more good stuff. Netflix is the opposite of that and Rebel Moon is a good example.

  • @snorkus4790
    @snorkus4790 Месяц назад +6

    What surprises me more than how bad it is; was that I finished watching it.
    Coal powered starships and space farming for galactic resources was like watching a clown urinate in its pants in slow motion, while using dramatic hand gestures to describe Othello.

    • @jaded_gerManic
      @jaded_gerManic Месяц назад

      There's almost an interesting premise for a story in there... unfortunately, Hack doesn't know how to tell stories.

  • @luiscypher9657
    @luiscypher9657 Месяц назад +7

    The "SHYTER CUT". 😅

  • @jamieammar6131
    @jamieammar6131 Месяц назад +4

    One thing I learned from 10+ hours of Rebel Moon sweetness, any guy that had any interest in Kora romantically, ended up kaputt. That military dude, one night stand farm guy, Ham solo (?) and Gunnar.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      I’d barely fuck her. And that is absolutely wrong

  • @AlexGreat321
    @AlexGreat321 Месяц назад +4

    What annoys me most about Rebel Moon is that the premise is cool and in the hands of somebody different (or someone keeping Snyder on a leash) it could've been good.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад

      But when is that NOT the case? I mean, anyone can sit down and come up with 100 ideas for potentially interesting movies, that's not really hard.

  • @thePsiMatrix
    @thePsiMatrix Месяц назад +28

    I watched the Snyder Cut of Justice League and got so bored with one scene that I left it going to go make a sandwich. By the time I got it made and came back; THE SAME SCENE WAS STILL GOING!

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie Месяц назад +1

      Having watched enough unrated movies or read unedited books; I’m glad for the editors more than ever. The more sets of eyes, the better.

    • @ericdxfan511
      @ericdxfan511 Месяц назад +4

      It literally takes almost 10 Minutes for ZSJL to actually get started 😂

  • @transitrail0930
    @transitrail0930 Месяц назад +3

    Can never have enough clips of The Wurzels or The Wombles!

  • @aj_junior7530
    @aj_junior7530 Месяц назад +18

    Bro it was ass!

  • @YoY187
    @YoY187 Месяц назад +2

    "Who the fuck is James" will always be how I greet people named James from now on

  • @WasabiCalamari
    @WasabiCalamari Месяц назад +4

    yeah the whole reason the ''snyder cut'' worked the first time was because the first guys messed it up...the same person making the original then doing his own version just screams ''narcissist'!'
    as disparu points out, snyder is literally surrounded by people he ''trusts'' and not people who are willing to tell him he's being a cu*t, we all know how that usually goes.

  • @tregrenos8615
    @tregrenos8615 Месяц назад +3

    Next will be the extended edition where *EVERYTHING* is shot in slow motion. I predict at least one hospital emergency where the viewer’s concerned they’re having a stroke. 😱

  • @EatTheMarxists
    @EatTheMarxists Месяц назад +3

    TyrannyTube unsubbed me from your channel yet again. That’s good news for you though as it means that your channel has grown to the point where the Alt-Left who run this platform have taken note of you and hate that you are not one of them. Keep it up, my dude!
    Also, you destroying his ‘Rebel Moon’ films are absolutely hilarious; thank you for all of the laughs. Lord knows that I need them.

  • @mycroft3322
    @mycroft3322 Месяц назад +2

    I can’t wait to hear Disparu’s breakdown. Sounds great as a background to playing some Minecraft

  • @geesh8709
    @geesh8709 Месяц назад +4

    There are some on youtube that actually spit the truth and maybe it's entertaining for some and maybe it pisses off others but Disparutoo has been spitting truth for as long as I have been watching. This opinion he shares so entertainingly, is actually the same opinion I feel the majority of people would hold and do hold. Sometimes these opinion sites are important for change and for reconning. My advice to targets of criticism is simple: listen to what he is saying and dissect the criticisms because they are truth.

  • @deez3913
    @deez3913 Месяц назад +15

    These same critics giving the new bats animated a 98% and a 90 plus for the acolyte 😂😂😂

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Месяц назад

      If be curious to see if it is the same reviewers.
      I've noticed that often the generally accepted as bad films bring out reviewers that remain silent on shows they're not confident in being allowed to dislike by their peers.

    • @whyequalswhat
      @whyequalswhat Месяц назад

      Maybe its because they’re better? I mean Rebel Moon is some of the shittiest trash ever shat out

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Месяц назад +4

      @@whyequalswhat
      Ah yes, arsenic is better than cyanide.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Месяц назад

      @@whyequalswhat that's exactly my point, everyone has agreed that Rebel Moon is trash so reviewers pull no punches like the proffesional reviewers often do for pretty much everything else as they see no consequences for upsetting it's small number of fans.
      A lot of other shows good, bad and in-between get inflated ratings or reviews avoid rating them at all to avoid backlash. Not Rebel Moon though, this is much less filtered opinions getting expressed.

    • @deez3913
      @deez3913 Месяц назад

      @@MediumRareOpinions "small number" that's a good one 😆

  • @sadhappy8860
    @sadhappy8860 Месяц назад +4

    I saw a Rebel Moon trailer, just assumed it was a Destiny 2 expansion

  • @CAPTDILLIGAF
    @CAPTDILLIGAF Месяц назад +8

    Zach doesn’t care because he’s already been paid!

  • @thatfatman6978
    @thatfatman6978 Месяц назад +5

    All the acting seems so horrible nowadays, it's like they are posing on tic toc rather than acting. It's way over done yet extremely bland at the same time.

  • @alphgeek
    @alphgeek Месяц назад +1

    Man the Wombles, that's a throwback. I loved that show back in the 70s.

  • @TheTalan
    @TheTalan Месяц назад +10

    The reason Collider didn't pretend to like this movie is because they weren't paid to like it

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +3

      I don't know about paid, but definitely they don't have to worry about losing their "access" like they have with Disney.

  • @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo
    @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo Месяц назад +11

    This drivel is what we should be rioting about

  • @dalmasmichel7022
    @dalmasmichel7022 Месяц назад +3

    I haven't seen rebel moon, a don't plan to, but you mentioned something about living being as engine of spaceship. Well, I don't want to say he still the idea (apparently not the only one) but there is a French graphic novel called "Sillage" where, guess what, use living being as engine. And the graphic novel start the serie probably 15 years ago.

    • @rosssoyka860
      @rosssoyka860 Месяц назад

      More French shit. The Mexican books were/are better

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад

      It's been lore in Warhammer 40k for a number of years as well, which is more likely where he nabbed it from. Even the way it's described is similar.

  • @absolutelyabsolute4671
    @absolutelyabsolute4671 Месяц назад +2

    Rebel Moon: The Egotistical Cut
    should be the new name of the director's cut

  • @MattyJohn146
    @MattyJohn146 Месяц назад +3

    I watched both movies once, i almost fell asleep during both, and I cannot remember anything about them except they were 'weird'...

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Месяц назад +3

    "It's Huge!"
    Yes Dispari, yes dear ...

  • @arbalechtssrb9428
    @arbalechtssrb9428 Месяц назад +3

    Actually garlic and salt on broccoli is pretty good.

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder Месяц назад +2

    i forgot the orginal movie was even made.

  • @gehteuchnixan4156
    @gehteuchnixan4156 Месяц назад +7

    Necromonger!!! xDDD

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 Месяц назад +1

    Its adorbs how Snyder tries to dismiss and belittle the interwebs. ...like a school girl.

  • @DeathsjesterKMNP
    @DeathsjesterKMNP Месяц назад +3

    The problem is when creative types like Snyder are given absolute free reign to put whatever they want on screen. He really should have some more pragmatic and experienced people who've been around the entertainment biz for a long time there when he's making a show/movie and be willing to tell him NO sometimes and make sure he has to listen.

  • @NoPowerintheVerse
    @NoPowerintheVerse Месяц назад +2

    I actually love the idea of 1 director filming a bunch of scenes for a movie, and then having 2 different directors take the scenes and make their own movie with the footage. That would be fascinating.

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 Месяц назад +1

      As long as Snyder isn't involved, it sounds great. Joss Whedon shoots and Nolan and Jackson edit a movie.

  • @daisukeakihito9832
    @daisukeakihito9832 Месяц назад +4

    I watched these piles of garbage originally out of morbid curiosity and the end result was, yeah, it was sh*t. So when my coworker came up to me "Dude, the DC of Rebel Moon is out in 4 days! Are you going to watch it?" To which I responded "Why would I want to watch longer version of that trash?" And he legitimately went into full domestic at me yelling at me how good of a classic it is, how it's the new Matrix, how Snyder is the best ever etc.
    And when I reminded him about the general scores both of those movies got. I shit you not, I got back the exact answer Snyder himself gave. It blows my mind how brainwashed some people are, no quality standard, just consume the slop.

  • @ps5andstuffhere
    @ps5andstuffhere Месяц назад +1

    Fantastic ultra violent and explicit films. Maybe a bit long. Would like to see a fan cut version combining both parts and make it 3-4 hours.

  • @MultiAFroDuck
    @MultiAFroDuck Месяц назад +3

    lmao, after hearing you talk about having to concentrate more when making videos because you take off your glasses, i now know why you make silly mistakes reading, and i love it!

  • @justinrodriguez5957
    @justinrodriguez5957 Месяц назад +2

    I'm not sure which gag sends me more. The combine harvesters or the various mop dogs.

  • @Mangolorian-je3eo
    @Mangolorian-je3eo Месяц назад +3

    I think Zack’s 15 minutes might be about up.

    • @greebj
      @greebj Месяц назад +3

      15 minutes stretched out to a decade because of overused suuupppeeeeerrrrrsssssllloooooommmoooooooooooooo

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 Месяц назад

      Zack and the tortoise would be neck to neck.

  • @Sorry_ImTruthful
    @Sorry_ImTruthful 20 дней назад +1

    All i gotta say is that, if Netflix raises the prices again?.. you know who to blame 🤷‍♂️

  • @ian8477
    @ian8477 Месяц назад +2

    So, the audience score suggests it is at least better than The Acolyte... but I can't even trust that score anymore either.

    • @neliz2k
      @neliz2k Месяц назад +3

      a dead goldfish is better than the acolyte

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +1

      They are both both, but Rebel Moon is at least not trashing an IP or outright celebrating the villains.

  • @rebvodka9013
    @rebvodka9013 Месяц назад +16

    344 views, 4 minutes, bro is rising

  • @X_G8keeper
    @X_G8keeper Месяц назад +5

    love u my guy!

  • @user-fc4lh1fz7x
    @user-fc4lh1fz7x Месяц назад +1

    They just tried to stretch a one hour film into a two season series

  • @TheTrueRandomGamer
    @TheTrueRandomGamer Месяц назад +9

    Zack, I agree internet armchair critics can be stupid. But you might actually be worse than them.

  • @Crimsonraziel
    @Crimsonraziel Месяц назад +1

    As my physics teacher once said: If in a certain dimension everything has the same value, then this dimension doesn't exist. And this is why the chracters in that movie are one-dimensional!

    • @LordSillyGoose
      @LordSillyGoose Месяц назад

      Yo, I have the same profile Pic on my other account. I was so confused, and thought I'd already commented. LMAO

  • @johndurham6172
    @johndurham6172 Месяц назад +3

    It's a 1930s Soviet Union propaganda movie about farming 😅.