Rings Of Power - The Ultimate Insult To Tolkien

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Lys_Mykytah
    @Lys_Mykytah 16 дней назад +17903

    An orc saying goodbye to his wife is pure comedy.
    We'll see him attending a therapist in the next season.

    • @anonymouslyopinionated656
      @anonymouslyopinionated656 16 дней назад +903

      if you remeber a few years ago, near the beginnings of wokery, there was this push to reframe orcs as "misudenrstood" and not pure evil as Tolkien intended.

    • @salmon.enthusiast
      @salmon.enthusiast 16 дней назад +604

      I want to see orc HR get involved

    • @hectorsanchez1377
      @hectorsanchez1377 16 дней назад +279

      @@anonymouslyopinionated656we already had that with war of warcraft the movie. The klinggons in star trek as well. These orcs are the OG stereotypes. Pure evil.

    • @chrismoore1372
      @chrismoore1372 16 дней назад +55

      Im rdy for the psycho analysis of a simple orc lad

    • @lotroeldar
      @lotroeldar 16 дней назад +94

      @@anonymouslyopinionated656 Tolkein often compared orcs to ants, to be completely controled by their leader. Doesn't sound like "pure evil" to me. Maybe you misundestood tolkein

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 16 дней назад +26710

    Tolkien was right about evil being incapable of creating new things, only corrupt the good ones into twisted caricatures.

    • @cynthiajohnson9412
      @cynthiajohnson9412 16 дней назад +396

      Well said.

    • @strategery101
      @strategery101 16 дней назад +590

      When I was younger I don’t quite understand that. Now after the past 10 or so years, I completely understand

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 16 дней назад +57

      The little platoon goes into it really well. His 2 part video on the first season Is well worth a watch.

    • @derekkeller5160
      @derekkeller5160 16 дней назад +229

      Just look at all the soulless remakes. Hollywood is indeed evil. Just listen to any girl or child actor tell thier story.

    • @mateusgodoy5060
      @mateusgodoy5060 16 дней назад +38

      You are absolutely right, well said...

  • @MastaChafa
    @MastaChafa 16 дней назад +7768

    Imagine a company that empathizes with fictional killer monsters but not their own employees.

    • @pageachatter229
      @pageachatter229 16 дней назад +311

      As someone who has worked for Amazon in the past, I can confirm this to be accurate.

    • @Adelina-293
      @Adelina-293 16 дней назад +60

      That's all too easy these days.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 16 дней назад

      @@pageachatter229 And as someone who worked for Unemployment Insurance interviewing Amazon ex-employees who got fired for a number of dumb reasons, or quit for valid reasons, I also concur.

    • @user-eg8mr1pt3z
      @user-eg8mr1pt3z 16 дней назад +50

      Dam this is accurate

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 16 дней назад +67

      "They pick stock as if the very whips of their masters were behind them!"

  • @Gulp-for-life
    @Gulp-for-life 8 дней назад +85

    Three Blames for the Directors of every episode,
    Seven for Producers in their towers of glass,
    Nine for Scriptwriters happy to tell not show,
    And Blame for the Showrunners more bad than badass
    In Amazon Prime where the Message lies.
    One Show to ruin Tolkien, One Show to snub him,
    One Show to insult his work, and in the making scorn him
    In Amazon Prime where the Message lies.

  • @andrewgeorgeraynolds
    @andrewgeorgeraynolds 15 дней назад +3571

    Lord of the Rings orc: "Meat's back on the menu, boys!"
    Rings of power orc: "Do you have any vegan substitute?!"

    • @LuxVivens9
      @LuxVivens9 15 дней назад +114

      Ha-ha, gluten-free orcs.

    • @Itoyokofan
      @Itoyokofan 15 дней назад +153

      Soyborcs

    • @nelisezpasce
      @nelisezpasce 15 дней назад

      They know showing non-huwhites refusing to participate in conflict generates sympathy
      No sympathy for the huwhites that just want to be left alone though
      As if it was your duty to go sacrifice your life for minorities

    • @ABG8090
      @ABG8090 15 дней назад +26

      Hahaha, shit man this is the funniest comment I've read in a while 😅

    • @Son-of-Gondor
      @Son-of-Gondor 15 дней назад +30

      That’s the orc that would become the meat on the menu. The others would look at him like, “Bro, did you really just say that? KILL ‘IM!!!!”

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 16 дней назад +10179

    "I always intended to ship Satan with the Lady of Light"
    -Tolkien.

    • @jonsolo32
      @jonsolo32 16 дней назад +146

      * probably

    • @oneineight_billion
      @oneineight_billion 16 дней назад +100

      That’s absolutely what he said 🧐

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 16 дней назад +248

      I think that was actually his long lost cousin, "Toke-ien".

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost 16 дней назад +85

      Lucifer means bearer of light so clearly he's meant to bear her baby.

    • @TorontoJon
      @TorontoJon 16 дней назад +37

      @@deadlypandaghost, huh? It's the women that do the bearing, so I'm sure you meant she would bear a baby for him or in other words, he would sire a baby with her. :)

  • @skyserf
    @skyserf 16 дней назад +12013

    It’s as if there’s a conspiracy to destroy all good franchises. Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who…

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 16 дней назад +1111

      Duh.
      thats exactly what it is.

    • @Nightwizard63
      @Nightwizard63 16 дней назад +418

      It really seems that way

    • @Planet-Rodela-3
      @Planet-Rodela-3 16 дней назад +883

      And we all know who runs Hollywood.

    • @audreyharris7643
      @audreyharris7643 16 дней назад +109

      Seems that way

    • @edgarava1
      @edgarava1 16 дней назад +518

      Having us divided generates business. Blackrock is also to blame

  • @invox9490
    @invox9490 8 дней назад +29

    "Tolkien is turning so much in his grave that if he was connected to a dinamo it could power the entire national grid." LMAO! THAT was a terrific line. Way better than anything the writers ever did on this show.

  • @ml4173
    @ml4173 16 дней назад +3056

    The Drinker usually doesnt sugar coat it when he doesn’t like something, but he seems genuinely disgusted by Rings of Power

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 16 дней назад +9

      GREAT THE CRITICAL DRINKER RINGS OF POWER SEASON TWO REVIEW HOT 🔥 GARBAGE.

    • @JoFa876
      @JoFa876 16 дней назад +51

      I know I am.

    • @boblardonsloth3353
      @boblardonsloth3353 16 дней назад +119

      Normal, this show is the worst insult to tolkien’s creativity

    • @late_night_club7217
      @late_night_club7217 16 дней назад +73

      Thats because its clear when he talks in the mauler streams that he cares and respects a great deal for the original trilogy.

    • @pietroaraya
      @pietroaraya 16 дней назад +3

      yep

  • @mythmurzin
    @mythmurzin 16 дней назад +4740

    just a reminder, they fired their tolkien scholar mid-way through writing scripts for season 1 because he kept pointing out that everything they were doing violated what little was written. so it is not that they have a crappy tolkien scholar, it is that they ignored him and then fired them for doing their job.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 16 дней назад +807

      Sounds like what happened with Henry Cavill on the set of "The Witcher".

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 16 дней назад +777

      As a guy who works in video games... I've been that guy who was uninvited to all of the meetings because I wasn't addressing the transgender community with every aspect of the story.

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 16 дней назад +164

      They HAD one of the best.
      They HAVE crappy ones now.

    • @wyssmaster
      @wyssmaster 16 дней назад +149

      As opposed to the Wheel of Prime, wherein they listened to their book "expert" and then laughed in her face while trying to think of even more obnoxious breaks from book lore to insert just to troll her. Tbf she seems like a joke fan who is fully on board with the bullshit the series was.
      Actually there's an even better comparison for that series: Brandon Sanderson. Any time he pointed out how their changes would create this or that issue they brushed it off and ignored him. Astonishingly I can't decide which show is worse nor which show is more openly contemptuous of the original series' creator.

    • @IarwainBen-adar
      @IarwainBen-adar 16 дней назад +102

      But but but Corey “the female dwarves don’t have beards and we don’t even know what hair colour Merry has despite a passage in the two towers describing it” Olsen the (self proclaimed) Tolkien professor says this show is good and respectful to Tolkien so it must be! And and Simon Tolkien (the totally not greedy and disappointment of a) grandson of JRR and eldest son of Christopher Tolkien is a consultant of the show. And and and a guy on TikTok who read all the books says so too so it’s gotta be true!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 16 дней назад +4259

    Galadriel: "There's an imposter among us!"
    Sauron with blonde wig and elf ears: "I dunno. Galadriel is kinda sus."

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 16 дней назад +112

      I mean, Sauron isn't wrong.
      All he wanted to do was smith and chill.

    • @AnthonyRomero-w8u
      @AnthonyRomero-w8u 16 дней назад +26

      *plays clip of aragorn kicking the helmet and screaming
      @CriticalDrinker best one I've seen since the dinklage vomit clip😆😆

    • @jonsnow2555
      @jonsnow2555 16 дней назад

      Sauron wanted to smash

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 16 дней назад +106

      One wig to rule them all
      One wig to fool them
      One wig to elude them all
      And now they can not find him

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 16 дней назад +20

      *EMERGENCY MEETING*

  • @sirostehrenberger1189
    @sirostehrenberger1189 8 дней назад +15

    "Discount Karl Marx" made me laugh the most😂😂😂

  • @t_s_albatross3270
    @t_s_albatross3270 16 дней назад +5830

    An insult is putting it mildly
    Evil has attempted to corrupt what was good. It’s just impressive how awful they were at it.

    • @PaulBrown-fp6ug
      @PaulBrown-fp6ug 16 дней назад +65

      It's not an insult to Tolkien
      Its an Activists attempt at imitating real art and craft.
      This tripe is as relevant as the Crapolyte which is not Star Wars but Disneys Star Wokes
      Long may this tripe continue and take Disney down the pan

    • @harrison4286
      @harrison4286 16 дней назад +23

      @@PaulBrown-fp6ugso glad season 2 of that shite was cancelled and I’m glad they’re mad about it.

    • @jbw3118
      @jbw3118 16 дней назад +1

      Coleman Francis is laughing his head off from the grave.

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 16 дней назад +8

      ​@@harrison4286Darth Plagueis hanging around creeping about like a pervert spying from a Cave

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 16 дней назад +5

      Sodom & Gomorrah must have been vibrant and thriving Orc cities in post-Tolkien RoP Middle Earth

  • @Crabbattles
    @Crabbattles 16 дней назад +1495

    A moment of silence for Drinker. He sacrificed brain cells to watch this so that we wouldn’t have to.

    • @davefletch3063
      @davefletch3063 16 дней назад +27

      He might have ptsd after the experience

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 16 дней назад

      The only thing this poor man needs to he sacrificing brain cells to is alcohol.

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 16 дней назад

      He killed those braincells shortly after viewing this vile turd.

    • @timkinss
      @timkinss 16 дней назад +9

      This is the best content for him. None of this is anything but cash in hand. No silence

    • @majorwolfedwin
      @majorwolfedwin 16 дней назад +8

      he Scottish alcohol did that long time ago

  • @warlawds7007
    @warlawds7007 16 дней назад +4761

    Tolkien said it best: "Evil can't create, it can only corrupt"

    • @tung9693
      @tung9693 16 дней назад +27

      A great line.

    • @TheRealMichaelH
      @TheRealMichaelH 16 дней назад +43

      That quote is apocryphal. Tolkien never said it, nor the longer version that's often posted. The sentiment is true to Tolkien, and it paraphrases an exchange between Frodo and Sam, but that's the extent of it.

    • @user-kz5gw7xe4o
      @user-kz5gw7xe4o 16 дней назад +20

      Evil cannot create nor is it a created thing. It is like darkness. Darkness doesn't even truly exist (not as a created thing). It is an absence of light and nothing more.

    • @tung9693
      @tung9693 16 дней назад

      @@TheRealMichaelH Woke/Liberal filmmakers can’t create anything good on their own, they only corrupt everything that is good.

    • @Klaus2319
      @Klaus2319 16 дней назад +3

      at least he dont know whats happening with his life's work

  • @Rakshiir
    @Rakshiir 5 дней назад +48

    Season 1 was one of the worst things you could do to a franchise.
    When you thought it might be tough to write a worse show, Season 2 rolls around.

    • @margherito
      @margherito День назад

      i think 3 jackson movies are an insult to cinema, this series i way better.

    • @willburgerrotmg2867
      @willburgerrotmg2867 День назад

      How is season 2 bad? Genuinely tell me what’s wrong with it give me an example

  • @davewolfe2668
    @davewolfe2668 14 дней назад +790

    Sauron's biggest mistake was not underestimating halflings. It was not providing good enough medical benefits for his orcs so they could support their families without the burden of increased cost of living in Mordor.

    • @noboringcars1227
      @noboringcars1227 14 дней назад +23

      My best laugh of the week. Very clever.

    • @averagejoeschmoe9186
      @averagejoeschmoe9186 14 дней назад +36

      In other words, they are unburdened by what has been 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 13 дней назад +13

      Surprised they didn’t give the Orc dad a hard hat and a Isengaard factory key card too? 😂

    • @davidalpeter9963
      @davidalpeter9963 13 дней назад +4

      I mean when u give a speach basically calling them all ur war slaves and expects alot of them to die for him id probably revolt too lol

    • @KevinMcFernley
      @KevinMcFernley 13 дней назад +3

      @@averagejoeschmoe9186 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BountyHunter-ep8jk
    @BountyHunter-ep8jk 16 дней назад +1553

    To Tolkien
    We’re so sorry for what’s been done to your creation.
    We know you’ll never get an apology from Hollywood, so hopefully this will suffice.
    Signed, Humanity

    • @Kligan
      @Kligan 16 дней назад +72

      Nothing has been done to it. The Lord of the Rings is still there and not going anywhere. It is and will continue to be a timeless masterpiece, no matter how many stupid fanfictions DEI psychos gonna write.

    • @jzayas5698
      @jzayas5698 16 дней назад +15

      nah, not apologizing for something that is not my fault.

    • @ryanrobinson8682
      @ryanrobinson8682 16 дней назад

      @@jzayas5698 /woosh

    • @cheeks7050
      @cheeks7050 16 дней назад +6

      amen

    • @nikotesla23
      @nikotesla23 16 дней назад +9

      cringe

  • @wohargRadu
    @wohargRadu 16 дней назад +866

    There is more emotion and meaning in the few Boromir's words "My brother. My Captain .... My King" than in 100 hours of Amazon's excrements.
    God how can somebody so utterly defile and corrupt everything that is true, beautiful and great ?

    • @tweed0929
      @tweed0929 16 дней назад +52

      IKR. Sean Bean's Boromir is my favorite character in whole LOTR trilogy. His arc has so much progression, no amount of blue hair dye will make you this far.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 16 дней назад +76

      @@tweed0929
      Whilst Aragorn was the best of humanity, Boromir was humanity - flaws and all - brave, courageous, covetous, regretful, repentant - and when the chips are down, gives his all to protect the innocent.

    • @takeshikusao4674
      @takeshikusao4674 16 дней назад

      By not being human, lol. Amazon employees are human, Bezos is human, but the Amazon itself is not, it's a huge bureaucratic amoeba powered by money flow, that is limited in understanding of anything humane at the cargo-cult level.

    • @STEINWUNDER
      @STEINWUNDER 16 дней назад +9

      The amount of shit one has to endure in the name of money.

    • @robynmarler1951
      @robynmarler1951 16 дней назад +10

      I could weep just thinking about it.

  • @jackjenkins2467
    @jackjenkins2467 10 дней назад +95

    Tolkiens work literally couldn’t have gone into worse hands. 🤦🏻

    • @willreyes860
      @willreyes860 4 дня назад +5

      I dunno man... it could have gone to Disney

    • @X3N3O
      @X3N3O 3 дня назад +5

      @@willreyes860 swords would no longer kill people and sauron would come back somehow

  • @matthewbacque1622
    @matthewbacque1622 14 дней назад +1078

    "A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
    Gilbert K. Chesterton

    • @IzunaSlap
      @IzunaSlap 14 дней назад +17

      Game of Thrones is the perfect example. GRRM-written book Tyrion is a genius, D&D-written Tyrion in the last 2 seasons is incompetent and dumb.

    • @SSJ_Derp
      @SSJ_Derp 14 дней назад +17

      ⁠@@IzunaSlapbook Tyrion is also a much more morally dubious character with genuine hatred in his heart. I think the show writers were afraid to make a dwarf character an actual monster so they kind of went the opposite direction with his character.

    • @HellBot-gi5si
      @HellBot-gi5si 13 дней назад +4

      The power of one, power of two, and power of "mannnny". Arise, arise "Wokelites" LOL hahahahahahaha

    • @andreaspapapap7737
      @andreaspapapap7737 13 дней назад +3

      @@IzunaSlap Book Tyrion is played like a fiddle by Littlefinger and Varys unlike in the show where they are both dumbed down to make Tyrion look smarter. This is factually wrong.

    • @marktynan6820
      @marktynan6820 12 дней назад

      Good old chesty!

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 16 дней назад +2469

    The single biggest creative flaw this show has, and that's saying a lot, is their incessant need to humanize things that aren't human. Elves shouldn't feel human; they should feel mysterious, ageless, ethereal, above us. Dwarves shouldn't feel human; they should feel unmovable, unbreakable, as strong as the mountains they call home. Orcs should not feel human; they should feel terrifying and alien. Even the Numenoreans shouldn't feel completely like other humans because they're not normal humans. They're long lived, tower above other humans, are peerless warriors. And for Christ sake, Gandalf should not feel human; he's a Maiar, same as Sauron. Neither should feel human because they aren't even close to human.

    • @Clearlyclynn
      @Clearlyclynn 16 дней назад +166

      Yes!!! It seems like a lot of modern writers just don’t have a concept of this.

    • @eyespy3001
      @eyespy3001 16 дней назад +82

      I get what you’re saying, but that wouldn’t work in this long-form narrative. In the books and in the movies, our protagonists were human and/or human-like, and they were audience surrogates. We spent most of the time with Frodo, Sam, and Aragorn, who were human, and we could relate to them.
      In the Rings of Power narrative and timeline, Man isn’t yet an integral part of Middle Earth. The Elves and the Dwarves are. In order to make them relatable, they have to humanize them. If not, it would be like trying to relate to magical robots. Also, in the Peter Jackson movies, Gimli was definitely humanized, as was Gandalf (he smokes weed and bangs his head on a low doorway).
      I don’t believe this is a flaw as much as a different creative approach to ground fantastical elements in order to make them relatable in the absence of an actual human protagonist.

    • @Cake_Pie785
      @Cake_Pie785 16 дней назад +11

      Great point and totally agree

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 16 дней назад +14

      That much sadly is true, and destroys any feeling of awe and *magic the show could/should have held.
      I believe it's the main flaw, fundamental flaw of this fanfiction (because that's all this is, do not bother get angry, it's bad ..for you).
      You nailed it. This has been in my mind too

    • @apmartini70
      @apmartini70 16 дней назад +65

      We are all one. We are the same. There are no inherent differences in any of us. This is the guiding mentality of modern writers. They even humanize the most villainous characters, giving them justifications for their insane motivations and heinous acts that attempt to make them more sympathetic and less monstrous. To them, there cannot be light and dark, only gray. And perhaps the world is like that to an extent. But this is storytelling, and the greatest stories ever told (including LoTR) don't equivocate. There are clear differences, especially when it comes to good and evil, but also in physical appearances, and mental and physical capabilities. It's what makes these stories timeless--regardless of the current social norms and other beliefs, you know who to root for and against and why. Most new content is tedious because you just can't figure out what the point of all of it really is. And maybe a lifetime of TV and internet use doesn't lend itself to being a good writer. The amount of influences the average person has because of the constant diet of information from a myriad of sources causes the imagination to die a bit, to become diluted and unfocused. Or, more likely, the most talented folks are not getting the opportunity to be involved because they would not easily relinquish their vision to support a corporate mission statement. But what do I know?

  • @xplodrox
    @xplodrox 12 дней назад +824

    Amateurs with infinity money, no creativity, no respect for legacy work, no skill at all, only childish desire.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 11 дней назад +8

      Peter Hackson

    • @puertousbmonkey
      @puertousbmonkey 11 дней назад +7

      The show is so bad I cheer for Adnar

    • @ShervinZ
      @ShervinZ 10 дней назад +1

      there's no money, its all fad

    • @PincoPallino-zh8wm
      @PincoPallino-zh8wm 10 дней назад

      the only childish one here is YOU.

    • @nandhan6637
      @nandhan6637 10 дней назад +1

      sounds like new workers in my company without experience :D

  • @Stew_Pid
    @Stew_Pid 10 дней назад +11

    So, they tried to claim that the actress that player Bronwyn left the show to focus on her activism.
    "Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power actress Nazanin Boniadi has taken to social to explain why she’s not coming back for season 2 in the role of human healer Bronwyn.
    “I made the choice not to return for season two of ‘Rings of Power.’ This was unrelated to my subsequent decision to prioritize my advocacy,” says the actress who has been a champion for #WomanLifeFreedom uprising in Iran “and to advocate for the people in my homeland who have been risking everything for freedom.”
    In today’s Instagram post she further expressed, “Throughout my career, the values I have held most dear are honesty, empathy and integrity.”
    So basically she jumped ship because she knew what a shitshow she had been a part of but wouldn't outright say it.

  • @X2yt
    @X2yt 16 дней назад +3339

    Sauron, a Maiar, the most powerful being in Middle-Earth, a being literally only 2 levels away from the actual God of the universe, a being 2nd in power only to the original big bad Melkor, has to *_talk_* with a bunch of orcs to convince them of...something. Seems legit.

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 16 дней назад +569

      The sheer presence of nazguls was enough for regular humans to fall to their knees in terror when they only have but a fraction of his power. But sure 20 orcs is enough to rekt him...

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 16 дней назад +264

      And orcs were terrified by Nazgul...

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 16 дней назад +209

      Yeah, the guy that basically created Orcs and was also the most terrifying force to see face-to-face, someone that being in front of for longer than 5 nanoseconds would genuinely cripple you with a primordial and divine dread... Has to talk to his creations to convince them to follow him.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 16 дней назад +132

      Power levels rise and fall depending on the need of the writers and the plot.
      Modern Hollywood level writing at its best.

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 16 дней назад +56

      and is taken out by a crown...

  • @hollyhockgod
    @hollyhockgod 16 дней назад +980

    2:18 "The Will of Sauron" was so powerful that by just thinking, lesser beings were forced to bend to his will and follow his wishes. Orcs did not serve Sauron out of sympathy, they just had no choice in the matter. The "free people" of Middle Earth were called that way because they were "free" from this influence.

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 16 дней назад +117

      You just showed more understanding of Tolkien's story than Amazon with millions of dollars and all the experts that bought

    • @stevescruby1343
      @stevescruby1343 16 дней назад +88

      The people who made the show hate the source material and clearly never read it. Otherwise they’d know this, as it’s basic lore.

    • @charlessapp1835
      @charlessapp1835 16 дней назад +43

      The animated Return of the King movie did a really good job portraying this with the song "Where there's a Whip, There is a Way."

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 16 дней назад +30

      And the Easterlings called him All ah.
      Joke asside I won't forget how the w0k3 mob compared the worldmap of the fantasy universe with the real world and cried "ray cüsm".

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 16 дней назад +4

      @@LawfulBased
      I know! What was he supposed to base it on? At the time this WAS fantasy.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 16 дней назад +1387

    We live in a world where Amazon thinks orks can now have families.........

    • @LazarheaD
      @LazarheaD 16 дней назад +181

      Orkfugees welcome!

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 16 дней назад +77

      “for the orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the children of Ilúvatar. [...] and deep in their dark hearts the orcs loathed the master whom they served in fear, the maker only of their misery.”

    • @Grim-Fate
      @Grim-Fate 16 дней назад +3

      wait what!!!??

    • @EvanOfTheDarkness
      @EvanOfTheDarkness 16 дней назад +23

      In some fantasy, they do. But never in Tolkien's work.

    • @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2
      @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2 16 дней назад +48

      You have to humanize Evil, ya know .....

  • @McGriff99
    @McGriff99 12 дней назад +67

    In medicine, there is something called the 4 finger ring rule: when meeting a patient for the first time if you should notice they have four or more rings on at least one of their hands, there is a 95% probability they are totally nuts and what they tell you next has a

    • @kanekeller3022
      @kanekeller3022 9 дней назад +6

      What about gypsies?

    • @LiveinReykjavik
      @LiveinReykjavik 5 дней назад +1

      Haha, now you got me wondering if that's really true or you're just being sarcastic.

  • @mikesackmary
    @mikesackmary 16 дней назад +641

    "The writer should be arrested for crimes against literature" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 16 дней назад +1

      So should Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens.

    • @waffle.23
      @waffle.23 16 дней назад +18

      @@reek4062 No.

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 16 дней назад +6

      @@waffle.23War of the Rohirrim. If it’s as the trailer is making out they’ve lost all credibility.

    • @waffle.23
      @waffle.23 16 дней назад +3

      @@Davidofthelost It seems a bit cheesy yeah, but it doesnt seem nearly as bad as ROP imo.

    • @TeddyRumble
      @TeddyRumble 16 дней назад

      That was good.

  • @ntluck1592
    @ntluck1592 16 дней назад +1439

    The angriest "GO AWAY NOW!" yet. Good job Amazon, you really fucked things up if the Drinker is this mad

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 16 дней назад +30

      Yeah, I noticed that... almost like he's beginning to realize they won't and the only thing that will is everything that we once loved.

    • @Sickofdrawingcowboys717
      @Sickofdrawingcowboys717 16 дней назад +4

      No, he's not, he's on the grift. Nobody is forcing him to watch it, but his rage baiting gets the clicks

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 16 дней назад +52

      @@Sickofdrawingcowboys717 Did he say anything inaccurate? Do you think the show was good?

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas 16 дней назад

      @@Sickofdrawingcowboys717 You call a legitimate, accurate review intended to save us the painful mistake of watching a trash show "rage baiting"? Get lost troll.

    • @Sickofdrawingcowboys717
      @Sickofdrawingcowboys717 16 дней назад +4

      @JohnMitchem-e2k wtf are you even talking about? The books and the movies are still there. Nothing has happened, just don't watch the show. It's so easy, there's shit loads of shows I know I won't like and guess what? I don't bitch about it, I just don't watch it. Amazing right?

  • @theehumanshield
    @theehumanshield 16 дней назад +3190

    The reason Rings of Power is such a blasphemous catastrophe is that the creator has had no input. Tolkien didn't sell his IP to anyone, he left in the custodial hands of his family who have stabbed him in the back for a quick buck. Star Wars is dead because George sold it himself and I don't care what they do with it. But I will stand as a man of the West for the world Tolkien created for everyone to enjoy.

    • @arbozaliyan
      @arbozaliyan 16 дней назад +140

      Starwars was killed by George Lucas himself

    • @strategery101
      @strategery101 16 дней назад +1

      All modern culture is a disgrace.

    • @nick255
      @nick255 16 дней назад +41

      @@arbozaliyanyeah the prequels were not great

    • @innui100
      @innui100 16 дней назад +232

      @@nick255 yet they ended up being better than the sequels. Imagine making something even worse than Jarjar?

    • @derekkeller5160
      @derekkeller5160 16 дней назад +40

      You have my sword.

  • @zayneclark3771
    @zayneclark3771 7 дней назад +4

    Amazon, Disney... please stop. Just stop.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 16 дней назад +1662

    Amazon: "STOP MOCKING ME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
    Everyone: "Because it's easy and it does a lot of damage."

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 16 дней назад +47

      I understood that reference

    • @birumerah2896
      @birumerah2896 16 дней назад +60

      I'VE GOT BOSS WEAPONS !!!!

    • @TheStoicNinja
      @TheStoicNinja 16 дней назад +4

      @@TheWarmachine375 fatality.

    • @Calavane
      @Calavane 16 дней назад +29

      I just wanted the souls

    • @jraksysmagnanimous8622
      @jraksysmagnanimous8622 16 дней назад

      That is a rare reference indeed. I read it in that back stabbing son of a bitch's voice too.

  • @Jimm_y
    @Jimm_y 14 дней назад +351

    lmao sauron giving a speech to orcs to get them on his side like he is running for mayor is tragically hilarious to me 😭

    • @edwardwalking4807
      @edwardwalking4807 13 дней назад +9

      They had an orc trump rally?

    • @ringosk1
      @ringosk1 13 дней назад +19

      ​@@edwardwalking4807I'm 100% certain the show runners would rather follow Sauron than vote for Trump.

    • @dysfunctionalthor4719
      @dysfunctionalthor4719 13 дней назад +4

      Even though he was second in command to Melkor and Melkor essentially created them to serve him

    • @HotaruGlaive
      @HotaruGlaive 13 дней назад

      @@edwardwalking4807 I'm going to be good.

    • @jamesh2514
      @jamesh2514 12 дней назад

      It’s the most ridiculous thing of them all!

  • @ElValuador
    @ElValuador 16 дней назад +1061

    Modern Hollywood is like the government’s motto “If it’s not broken fix it until it is”.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 16 дней назад

      Hollywood is very much in bed with the government, so... Yeah.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 16 дней назад +13

      😂😂😂 That's perfect.

    • @automatedrussianbot8043
      @automatedrussianbot8043 16 дней назад +4

      lmao

    • @harrison4286
      @harrison4286 16 дней назад +2

      @@imperialguardproductionshis was better.

    • @DrunkenLake
      @DrunkenLake 16 дней назад

      You're right, but in this case there was nothing to break. The first films were awful long before that.

  • @sveinunglidsheim5828
    @sveinunglidsheim5828 11 дней назад +54

    The cultural version of the Dunning Krueger effect:
    "If you lack artistic flair, you will also lack the ability to acknowledge your lack of artistic flair".
    Thank you Amazon for making this even clearer...

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 16 дней назад +275

    There’s no way in hell a mob of Orcs would be able to take down Sauron like that when he is leagues above everyone else in that room in terms of power, not only that but he would have seen that betrayal coming from miles away.

    • @sigma6656
      @sigma6656 16 дней назад +1

      If they could then what would be the point. If he's not savvy or strong enough to survive a mutiny from a few dozens of orcs then why is his existence such a threat? They can only play it off as "it was all a part of my stupid and convoluted plan guys! I'm actually super strong, and cool, and really smart; I was just pretending to be a limp wrist retard!"

    • @roberthesser6402
      @roberthesser6402 16 дней назад +36

      It doesn't even make sense within the world of this show. Halbrand bodied like 3 Numenorean soldiers with his bare hands in season 1. It was one of the big neon signs screaming that this guy wasn't who he said he was. Now Sauron in his proper form can't take a few orcs? What the fuck?

    • @justinbowers2749
      @justinbowers2749 16 дней назад +9

      The only way I see this working, and trust me it’s a huge stretch, is that he is pulling off a long gambit by disappearing for a few centuries to lull the world into a false sense of security so he can come back, so he deliberately allowed the betrayal to go through to make it stick. But like I said that’s a huge gambit

    • @lincolnjohnson4428
      @lincolnjohnson4428 16 дней назад +1

      @@roberthesser6402 When Sauron died, that was not his proper form. He took a fair form several times for manipulation reasons.. and oddly enough orcs hated it.
      And in fact, according to lore, Haldnbrand would have been stronger then the "Proper form you think of" since he gains more power every resurrection.

    • @lincolnjohnson4428
      @lincolnjohnson4428 16 дней назад +1

      @@mosespray4510 No he couldnt.

  • @Thandar324
    @Thandar324 16 дней назад +437

    Christopher Tolkien would NEVER let this happen to his father's world.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 16 дней назад +118

      Nor would Thomas Shippy, which is why they fired him. That was the final dagger.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 16 дней назад +82

      Everyone in the know could *feel* the hand rubbing when news of his passing became widespread.

    • @zedas1
      @zedas1 16 дней назад +42

      ​@@TheMaleRei God that's soo accurate. Feels gross just thinking about it.

    • @MonstaTrapz
      @MonstaTrapz 16 дней назад +19

      Everything gets diluted, milked and sold off in the end

    • @juho9703
      @juho9703 16 дней назад +41

      I wish he lived for another 100 years.. The current custodians of the estate couldn't wait to sell out everything their predecessors built and protected.

  • @nikola.yanchev
    @nikola.yanchev 14 дней назад +414

    Funny thing is , Sauron looks more like an elf, than the actual elfs in the show :D

    • @Yugemos
      @Yugemos 13 дней назад

      The one guy man... Celebrimbor's actor is like a twink from Hooville...

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 13 дней назад +11

      That means the elves went like
      "We finally defeated Sauron after a massive world-shattering war of the alliance. Now, let us all dress like him and style our hairs likewise in his honor."

    • @The6232888
      @The6232888 12 дней назад +2

      do you mean Arondir ;)

    • @SpectruMetaL
      @SpectruMetaL 12 дней назад +12

      Even Adar is looking like elf more than... Elves in show.

    • @buzzin_fly7509
      @buzzin_fly7509 12 дней назад

      He was an elve

  • @williame6455
    @williame6455 9 дней назад +7

    In the honor of the season 2 of the Rings of Power, I went to my cinema to watch the whole LOTR trilogy, extended version. To remind me what this world is. And I won't watch a second of the rings of power to keep my brain working and not fall into depression ! *Talking to myself "Elrond is a badass, not a cheap model for the local hairdresser"*.... Opening of the Fellowship of the Rings : gives me the real Elrond ...

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 16 дней назад +1265

    The Rings of Power is a show that should never have been made

    • @Kligan
      @Kligan 16 дней назад +51

      But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. Deep in the land of Hollywood, in the Fires of Amazon, the Dark Powers of Activism forged a new story, and into this story they poured their cruelty, their malice and their will to dominate all life.

    • @ChefDaveKingKong
      @ChefDaveKingKong 16 дней назад +21

      Its depressing that all these woke companies took great IPs and destroyed every one of them.

    • @TheJcellars939
      @TheJcellars939 16 дней назад +10

      Just like the travesty that is the Wheel of Time show.

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 16 дней назад

      Speaking of thwarting evil, everybody's always on about how, if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time to k1ll H1tler as an infant. That's small fry, I'd go for Moe Hammet and Marx, the real bringers of evil in our recorded history.

    • @justsomeguy6336
      @justsomeguy6336 16 дней назад +5

      I wouldn’t say that. But it should’ve been made by actual fans who know Tolkien’s works and have RUclips channels about it.

  • @RealSlendyBoi
    @RealSlendyBoi 16 дней назад +1577

    Saying Rings of Power, as a whole in its entirety, is an insult to Tolkien and his legacy is the largest understatement that I've heard all year so far.

    • @user-kz5gw7xe4o
      @user-kz5gw7xe4o 16 дней назад +29

      Actually "Rings Of Power" can be seen as a blessing to Tolkien in that it helps us see just how wonderful Tolkien's work is (and Peter Jackson's) by contrasting his work with what Amazon has produced.

    • @albertosillywhips7281
      @albertosillywhips7281 16 дней назад +12

      I'll take your word for it.
      I'm not watching a minute of this garbage.

    • @pabliux142
      @pabliux142 16 дней назад +6

      *to the point that it should be illegal

    • @Centre0216
      @Centre0216 16 дней назад +11

      It's not LoTR this is random fanfic and self insert fantasy of "modern" writer no. 4625.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 16 дней назад +1

      The Jackson films are still a bigger insult to Tolkien

  • @eristaviserbia
    @eristaviserbia 16 дней назад +199

    That final “Go away now!” contains so much of the pent up anger and frustration that all of us feel toward this aberration.

  • @NickolasLannes
    @NickolasLannes 5 дней назад +2

    The major problem here is that everyone's still watching and talking about it

  • @Adorni
    @Adorni 15 дней назад +279

    Tolkien specifically made it out so that the orcs were perversions of the elves. Morgoth fashioned them as such according to some myths in the setting, and they had no joy or love for anything, save cruelty, violence, and barbarism. They hated everything, including themselves, so the idea that there were orc wives and orc children that were acting like a traditional family is utterly absurd. These abominations were not capable of such a thing- if you want orcs that have family bonds, go mess around in the Warcraft universe, and stop mucking about with Tolkien’s work.

    • @Robofish12
      @Robofish12 15 дней назад +9

      That was the story in the Silmarillion, but later letters indicated that he never fully settled on a true origin for the orcs. If we go by the Silmarillion's account, they "For the Orcs had life and multiplied in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar". Now that being said, I would not have made orcs sympathetic in any way, even if you can have sympathy for them especially if the twisted elf origin is the one you ascribe to.

    • @acevaptsarov8410
      @acevaptsarov8410 14 дней назад +14

      Even if theoretically there were an orc wife or child they would literally be eaten as a snack day 2 😂

    • @daviddrabick9018
      @daviddrabick9018 14 дней назад

      Yes. Metaphorically, the people running (or should I say ruining) ROP are orcs. Uninspired, twisted, treacherous creatures whose actions and language are destructive, narrow-minded and abusive.

    • @Erroljcoultiz
      @Erroljcoultiz 13 дней назад +2

      @@acevaptsarov8410now now, that’s fan-fiction and I thought that equalled bad? Orcs multiply like every other creature in middle earth, whether you care for the idea or not.

    • @acevaptsarov8410
      @acevaptsarov8410 13 дней назад +1

      @@Erroljcoultiz fan fiction certainly doesn't equal bad mate. And if you think orcs don't eat orcs, you need to go back to the stories and refresh your perspective :D

  • @DainRiffgin89
    @DainRiffgin89 16 дней назад +401

    One point that bugs me so much is the fact that Celebrimbor is a middle aged elf. An immortal being, blessed with eternal youth and beauty, and he’s MIDDLE AGED?! You can’t just slap ears on someone and call them an elf! This is so stupid!
    Also, why are they trying to humanize the orcs?! In LotR, they were nothing but cruel, vicious, sadistic creatures that only could take pleasure in the suffering they inflicted on others. They had no pity, no mercy, no regard for even their own kind. They were cannibals, for heaven’s sake! And they didn’t give birth, they were spawned.
    There is a reason the orcs are as vile and twisted as they were: it was the ultimate corruption of the perfection of the Elves. Instead of tall and proud, they were squat and short; instead of timeless beauty, revolting hideousness; instead of cultivating lush gardens and raising breathtaking architecture, only crude and dirty hovels and dark, menacing towers.
    If you start trying to humanize them, they become less corrupted, and it lessens the evil of Morgoth, which lessens the evil of Sauron, who took orcs and made them worse (Uruks: taller, stronger and unafraid of light). Good heavens, what is wrong with modern writers?! They humanize orcs, but are more than happy to demonize the fan base, it’s insane!
    Edit: As many have mentioned, orcs actually are reproduced sexually (which is pretty gross to think about), I forgot that detail (and Tolkien lore can be very confusing), so that was my bad. But the point stand that they would NOT have loving families, that is beyond stupid.

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 16 дней назад

      Yes it diabolical evil stupidity at its finest.

    • @malalford
      @malalford 16 дней назад +28

      Tolkien wrote that orcs numbers were so prolific because they bred the same way as man and elf. Female orcs were used purely for breeding purposes, but they definitely didn't have monogamous, loving relationships.

    • @ciscornBIG
      @ciscornBIG 16 дней назад

      They are evil. It is that simple. They glorify filth and division. They can not understand anything more than that. Beauty is not something people like this can understand.

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 16 дней назад

      I wonder if it’s the same logic that Extra Credits ran with on that video of theirs where they try to claim that orcs are supposed to be black people. Lefty logic, Basically the idea of saying an entire race of something can be bad is very problematic in their eyes so they seek to “humanise” these literally corrupt and evil creatures to avoid the idea that they don’t like.

    • @tobyraptis3587
      @tobyraptis3587 16 дней назад +35

      the writers probably see the orcs as marginalized

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 16 дней назад +320

    Woke screenwriters: “making orcs black is a racist metaphor, associating black people with barbarian invaders who eat humans”
    Also "let's make the orcs whiter but also more human, with a morality, a family..." Make it make sense

    • @sethanpayne6324
      @sethanpayne6324 16 дней назад

      In the books, they are black because they are corrupted, and black is the color of evil. If anyone is wondering why

    • @IarwainBen-adar
      @IarwainBen-adar 16 дней назад +1

      Also consider how actually racist it is to lump a whole group of people together like that in the name of “defending” them or writing a story “for” them. It’s actually crazy that there are black people defending this fucking show while there are plenty of others who know they are just being used for virtue signalling points. But yeah we’re the racists ones for calling out this show for what it is.

    • @jonahjay9754
      @jonahjay9754 16 дней назад +9

      Gooood point

    • @Kornelius707
      @Kornelius707 16 дней назад

      Race hustlers and their affinity to spitting verbal diarrhea at it again. Fake quotes and nonsense, for the purpose of what exactly? Woke and red pill grifters can't get enough of it.

    • @sarahb.7175
      @sarahb.7175 16 дней назад +11

      Black people: You think we're like barbarian, cannibalistic orcs?

  • @SwedishLatino
    @SwedishLatino 2 дня назад +4

    Mate, 2 mil subscribers? Wow.. I remember when we were around 10k subs I believe... Must have been 10 years ago ?
    Damn, you deserve this man! Hope this success brings you fame and fortune. Thanks for always being an honest prick!

  • @lestinmurillo2566
    @lestinmurillo2566 15 дней назад +465

    they´re really committed to not have real vilians only "misunderstood individuals"

    • @whitewall2253
      @whitewall2253 15 дней назад +21

      Tolkien didn't believe evil was something you were, it was something you chose.
      Sauron could have came back from his dalliance with Morgoth, he could have repented and returned to the side of his siblings, he may have even considered it.
      Ultimately however when presented the choice he chose to do evil.
      As for the orcs, they're slaves and they always have been.

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 14 дней назад +4

      That's because of moral relativism I'd wager...

    • @nottomclancy2439
      @nottomclancy2439 14 дней назад +2

      @@rifatbobos What a crap character to pick for a misunderstood individual who "isn't actually a hero" xD He is probably the most stereotypical hero there is...

    • @davidhaddad9022
      @davidhaddad9022 14 дней назад

      Funny how they can do that in fiction but not real life. Anyone right of far left is a purely evil fascist with no redeeming qualities.

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. 14 дней назад +7

      and the funny thing is Fairy tales that recognize that true evil exists is more grown up than they ever will be

  • @budgrant2819
    @budgrant2819 16 дней назад +247

    2nd age lasts 3,441 years
    Galadriel was born in 1362 in Valinor in the Year of the Trees, before the First Age.
    Galadriel married Celeborn at the end of the First Age.
    Celebrian was born in 300 of the Second Age.
    Sauron rises again in Middle Earth in 500
    Mordor, which has existed since the First Age, Mount Doom, being the original fortress of Morgoth, had been chosen as Sauron's stronghold, as Sauron constructed the Black Gate from 500 to 1000
    Sauron deceives the Ñoldor in Eregion, but Gil-Galad distrusts him in 1200
    Celeborn and Galadriel, together with their daughter Celebrían, emigrate from Eregion to Lothlórien in 1350
    The Ñoldor under Celebrimbor are instructed by Sauron, beginning the forging of the Rings of Power in 1500; Galadriel has been in Lothlórien for 150 years by this point, in no way involved with the forging or any of the events to come...
    The One Ring was forged, and the Black Gate was completed in 1600. Celebrimbor also perceives Sauron's treachery at this time. Galadriel is still in Lothlórien...
    War of the Elves and Sauron began in 1693
    Eregion was destroyed in 1697, Celebrimbor died, and Elrond established Rivendell.
    Rivendell and Lindon were besieged in 1699 but held off the sieges
    Sauron's forces, nearly entirely destroyed, retreated from Eriador in 1700
    Miriel was never Queen of Númenor. Ar-Pharazôn the Golden seized the phone by marriage in 3255
    Sauron was taken hostage by Ar-Pharazôn the Golden, not Miriel, in 3261
    Sauron was taken prisoner to Númenor and further corrupted the Númenoreans in 3262
    Sauron becomes Ar-Pharazôn's court advisor in 3265
    In 3310, at Sauron's instigation, Ar-Pharazôn begins building the Great Armament, a massive fleet to assail the Valar across the Sea and wrest immortality from them.
    In 3319, Ar-Pharazôn set foot on Aman, drastically changing the world; Aman and Tol Eressëa were removed from Arda, Númenor was drowned, and the world was round. This was also when Elendil arrived with his sons Isildur and Anárion.
    Umbar becomes a stronghold of the Black Númenoreans in 3320
    Sauron surprise attacks and seizes Minas Ithil in 3429 and burns the White Tree, beginning the War of the Last Alliance.
    The Last Alliance of Elves and Men formed in 3430
    Sauron's forces are defeated in the Battle of Dagorlad, and the Siege of Barad-dûr begins in 3434
    Anárion is slain in 3440
    Elendil and Gil-Galad died in combat against Sauron in 3441. Isildur finally defeated Sauron by taking the shards of his father's sword, Narsil, and cutting the One Ring from Sauron's finger. This destroyed Sauron's physical form and won the war.
    Why is Galadriel involved in anything beyond 1350? She is supposed to be in Lothlórien.
    Did anyone on this garbage show know anything about Tolkien's world and Middle Earth?!
    When are the events of Rings of Power supposed to take place? The Second Age? Galadriel can only be involved up to 1350. Isildur was born in 3209 but is in the show.
    Ar-Pharazôn weds Miriel in 3255, so again, Galadriel can't be involved since Galadriel HAS BEEN IN Lothlórien SINCE 1350!
    READ THE LORE!

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 16 дней назад +21

      I didn't know all those details of the dates (although I knew that they'd majorly screwed up the timelines), and I'm shocked that they actually have conflated more than 2000 years, not just of events, but of characters. How can someone destroy something this thoroughly? How can they not know what they're doing to such a degree? I wish I could ask the showrunners if they understand just how badly they've done. I really want to know if it's sheer incompetence or if it's deliberate destruction.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 16 дней назад +35

      "READ THE LORE!"
      Amazon Personnel 1 - "That's, like, soup-ur tock-sick, bruh. Eye slept thru teh films, yo. Eye no teh lure, bruh. Pretty Elf Lady almost turned ee-vile, and that iz like sew hawt!!! Ima write hur with muh bahd boi, Sour-Ron!"
      Amazon Personnel 2 - "Yeah, SA-LAY KAWEEEEEN!"

    • @samdobson8346
      @samdobson8346 16 дней назад +12

      It’s a pretty common sentiment that adaptations can change the source material if they offer an improvement (especially considering the change in medium). The critical element being improvement though, not devolution into nonsensical trash.

    • @gafrers
      @gafrers 16 дней назад +25

      What? Reading the source?
      Their M.O. is: Take a well established universe with lore; and do whatever the F you want with it, fill it will the Message and Fanfic. When the critique comes, just state that Everyone is wrong the product is perfect. The audience is filled with ism and ist. Then move onto the next Ip to ruin.

    • @anonymouslyopinionated656
      @anonymouslyopinionated656 16 дней назад +6

      Morgoth created Oroduin, but he did not create Mordor per se, and did not use it.

  • @picklejho69
    @picklejho69 16 дней назад +261

    ...that was the angriest sign off I've ever heard the Drinker do. Dang.

    • @SvanMagic
      @SvanMagic 16 дней назад +5

      The last one was pretty angry too. I guess if all you watch is horrible shows, even if it gets you paid, you'll go insane eventually.
      I don't know how the MST3K guys did it for so long.

    • @uygarArabul
      @uygarArabul 16 дней назад +2

      it's certified toxic waste of a product if he doesn't suddenly calm down for the sign off

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 16 дней назад +2

      He's laid down some of the finest, what do you kids call it these days, "bars"? to date, though.

    • @stonemarten1400
      @stonemarten1400 16 дней назад +1

      There’s a guttural growl in that sign-off, as if it came from the hound from hell.

  • @ElPatron46
    @ElPatron46 4 дня назад +3

    For those who might don't know Viggo Mortensen broke 3 toes in the scene he kicks the helmet.

  • @paulowen1825
    @paulowen1825 15 дней назад +171

    "Checks every box except for acting ability." Love it.
    That one burns hotter than the fires of Mount Doom.

  • @TeleologicalConsistency
    @TeleologicalConsistency 15 дней назад +105

    I'm beginning to think Sauron succeeded in fooling everyone only because he's the 90-IQ guy in a world filled with 60 IQ people.

    • @IzunaSlap
      @IzunaSlap 14 дней назад +3

      If Luke Wilson chose the path of evil in Idiocracy

    • @AdderTude
      @AdderTude 14 дней назад

      I honestly think we would've been better off not having the show but one of my coworkers said, "It's better to have it than not have it."

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva 14 дней назад

      @@IzunaSlap LOL, that was my first thought when I saw the OP. "You think Sauron walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?"

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva 14 дней назад +1

      @@AdderTude Does your co-worker think the same thing about STDs?

  • @sonoranms3089
    @sonoranms3089 16 дней назад +346

    "They come with fire, they come with axes… gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning! Destroyers and usurpers, curse them!" ~Treebeard

    • @GrayRain0
      @GrayRain0 16 дней назад +3

      But that’s only one side :c *joke *

    • @Rex.Actually.411
      @Rex.Actually.411 16 дней назад +21

      "If fascism ever returns to power in the West, it will be under the guise of liberalism" -Reagan

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 16 дней назад +5

      ​@@Rex.Actually.411Yep

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 16 дней назад +3

      Is Bezos analogous to Saruman, then? With fewer virtues, perhaps.

    • @alenwosk
      @alenwosk 15 дней назад

      @@Rex.Actually.411 "When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross” - Sinclair Lewis

  • @hyruthebard6060
    @hyruthebard6060 9 дней назад +4

    I read the Hobbit with my 10 year old son this year. He loved it so much he immediately started on LOTR and has almost finished Fellowship of the rings. He is yet to see any of the movies or shows. Thank goodness we still have the original source material.

  • @CptJak-fg4ic
    @CptJak-fg4ic 16 дней назад +92

    "Don Lemonlas" *Falls out of my chair laughing at this comedic gold.*

    • @noelckelly
      @noelckelly 16 дней назад +3

      I was still laughing at "Grim Shady" when he unleashed this one, too 😅

  • @Evilgidgit4Ever
    @Evilgidgit4Ever 14 дней назад +115

    The dialogue has to be the worst part, especially when a character tries speaking like Tolkien would write, and then another has to state the obvious. Like this:
    Galadriel: " I have perceived glimpses of the unseen world as dreams unbidden coming forth to crowd my waking mind."
    Gil-galad: "You are saying that your ring is giving you visions of the future."
    Galadriel: "...Yes."

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 13 дней назад +3

      What Adar said was even worse about the red wine.
      Missed a huge opportunity for character development.

    • @verde5738
      @verde5738 12 дней назад +21

      Me: "I feel a storm brewing within me, twisting and churning the very core of my being with every step that I take, a whisper of regret haunting my soul."
      Friend: "You are saying that the breakfast burrito you had earlier gave you diarrhea?"
      Me: "...Yes."

    • @HotaruGlaive
      @HotaruGlaive 12 дней назад +5

      This isn't really the fault of the writers. Literacy is pretty low these days. If the word is longer than like 6 letters people can't understand it.

    • @vanyer401
      @vanyer401 12 дней назад +3

      @@HotaruGlaivehave faith in the viewers. They’ll get it… I’m more upset on the fact that this is NOT how Tolkien wrote dialogue. Narration yes, not dialogue….

    • @gottistmiregal9587
      @gottistmiregal9587 11 дней назад +1

      @@HotaruGlaive gotta keep that bar high up please. people keep getting dumber by the second.

  • @LacrosseGod57
    @LacrosseGod57 16 дней назад +182

    holy shit, that was Drinker's angriest "that's all i've got... go away now" i've ever heard!

    • @davidshaffer511
      @davidshaffer511 16 дней назад +6

      You haven't seen his Willow review then.

    • @nicocancilla8386
      @nicocancilla8386 16 дней назад +3

      @@davidshaffer511I did and it was legendary!!
      “Ginger-plank-of-wood.”

    • @LacrosseGod57
      @LacrosseGod57 16 дней назад

      @@davidshaffer511 going to go watch now, i loved disparu's lampooning of it

  • @Camelsarecool-tz6xp
    @Camelsarecool-tz6xp 11 дней назад +19

    Sauron: from a badass villain that scared my childhood to literally as the Drinker describes it, a turd

    • @yetibeardson1168
      @yetibeardson1168 5 дней назад

      ...so you haven't even made an attempt to follow the show have you?

  • @kingdorm2001
    @kingdorm2001 16 дней назад +100

    Nuclear Powerplants: ❌❌
    Making Tolkien spin in his grave with lightspeed by creating Rings of Power: ✅✅

    • @edgelord-satire
      @edgelord-satire 15 дней назад +8

      That was the real reason why they have created this abomination of a show: To save the planet by having Tolkien spinning at the speed of light and creating infinite clean energy.

  • @Gd90Z
    @Gd90Z 15 дней назад +510

    Sauron is all powerful, technically a God. In the books huge proportions of his army actually kill themselves when the ring is destroyed because his will and influence stops when they still outnumber Aragorns army 10 to 1 and are comfortably winning. Saruman who was also a God was TERRIFIED of facing Sauron after his plans failed. Yet a bunch of regular orcs openly challenge and betray him? The mere sight of him would make all but the most powerful beings mad with fear . F**k off.

    • @WhiteDragon689
      @WhiteDragon689 15 дней назад +31

      LOL they made Sauron into Joe Dirt... LOL.

    • @markharc7615
      @markharc7615 15 дней назад +13

      In there defense he wasn't quite as powerful at first but yeah they down graded his power about 10 times.

    • @tobikbobik6064
      @tobikbobik6064 15 дней назад +7

      When sauron takes a new form,he need centuries to get very powerful

    • @benjackson1290
      @benjackson1290 15 дней назад +7

      It's an adaptation. In the books tolkein makes it clear that Frodo is wise and would never allow gollum to manipulate him against Sam yet he does in the movies for some cool emotional entertainment. I quite like the idea of the orcs initially resisting Sauron, as they are beings and don't want to be slaves. Just enjoy it and stop being so uptight. The books can stand alone as amazing, and this show can stand alone as being entertaining. Grow up

    • @CJ-wh7ik
      @CJ-wh7ik 15 дней назад +1

      Only in LOTR legends. This is the new canon like it or hate it.

  • @TheStoicNinja
    @TheStoicNinja 16 дней назад +453

    The only thing good about the Ringworms of power and the acoshyte is how much money they are making our favorite RUclipsrs

    • @MechbossBoogie
      @MechbossBoogie 16 дней назад +25

      Only thing is, I'd much rather be seeing "Drinker Recommends" videos more often than they are.

    • @TheStoicNinja
      @TheStoicNinja 16 дней назад +2

      @@MechbossBoogie yeah you're right, there should be a place we can submit requests

    • @GlupShooto
      @GlupShooto 16 дней назад +2

      I’ve been wanting him to make a video about the 2008 Speed Racer movie for a long time. Such a good movie that released at the worst time to the wrong audience

    • @MonkeGeorge
      @MonkeGeorge 16 дней назад +2

      @@MechbossBoogie Honestly I'm sure he'd be a much happier movie viewer / reviewer if there weren't so many high profile, big budget flops as well. However he's not an avantgarde film connoisseur with a tasteful list of hidden gems to recommend, he's a just a guy who is using his platform to express some pretty common sense critiques of mainstream entertainment. For him to recommend more films, requires more good films to be produced.
      As far as reviewing past movies goes, he tends to only do so when they contain qualities and/or a message that he thinks is missing from modern cinema. He doesn't tend to review past movies for the sake of it, it's almost always guided by social commentary. He's not a cinema archivist, and I'm quite sure he'd see the idea of avoiding talking about trashy modern productions as sticking his head under the sand. It's antithetical to his identity as a critic.

    • @MechbossBoogie
      @MechbossBoogie 16 дней назад +1

      @@MonkeGeorge I was thinkng more along the lines of hollywood or whatever putting out movies that are worthy of a drinker recommends.
      But I won't hold my breath.

  • @maurvir3197
    @maurvir3197 10 дней назад +2

    Not only is this an insult to Tolkien's work, it's going to set back minorities for a while. The backlash from this crap is going to make it almost impossible to cast a minority lead without getting accused of adhering to "the message", even if they would have been an otherwise excellent choice. The irony is palpable.

  • @liktorlogopolo8667
    @liktorlogopolo8667 16 дней назад +111

    Why do they keep portraying Sauron as this feeble swordsman? The man was a smith; the trilogy showed his battle style well enough-wide swings that leave him open, yet also immense physical strength that makes up for the lack of sword training. Sauron reigned among the horrors of Morgoth; he wasn't a front-line fighter like Gothmog, and trying to turn him into this weird waterdancer swordsman irks me. He is a dark lord; he either devours everything before him through superior strength, fakes surrender, and uses intrigue to overcome his enemies or lose. Martial skill is not about him, because Sauron never strived to be on the front lines.
    Sorry for the rant; it just bothers me for some reason. Given him a mace or an axe already, why is he using a sword? It's like the creators saw his portrayal in the Shadow of War and decided: "Let's do that, but cheaper."

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 16 дней назад +11

      Even the Witchking wasn’t a mere swordsman but a supernatural entity who used potent magic aside traditional melee weaponry to overpower his opponents. What is this sudden need to fight with just one style? This isn’t Tolkien.

    • @AshishShrivastava-q6i
      @AshishShrivastava-q6i 16 дней назад +6

      Your observation isn’t unwarranted. I think you are just picking up on yet another example, in this case more subtle, of just utter dissect for what Tolkien wrote.

    • @Atanalcar
      @Atanalcar 16 дней назад +10

      Sauron led his forces against Tol Sirion (later Tol-in-Gaurhoth), which he captured and claimed for himself. It would appear his chief weapon was fear, but he was there and active.
      Sauron chose to fight Huan. Granted it was in wolf form so the issue of weaponry doesn't apply, but he deliberately tried to take on a legendary Hound of Valinor who could not be killed until he faced the greatest of all wolves… and Sauron had the hubris to think that great wolf could be him.
      He actually led the campaign in the War of the Elves and Sauron. He was certainly at the sack of Eregion, implied he carried the Celebrim-banner onto the field in a rage, and according to Unfinished Tales in the Battle of the Gwathló "Sauron was routed utterly and he himself only narrowly escaped". That's 8 years on campaign, and he would have won had it not been for reinforcements from Númenor.
      I think Sauron was only really hesitant to put himself in harms way after the Downfall and the loss of his first physical form. But prior to that he certainly had battle experience. What weapon he may have wielded I don't think is ever stated. It's possible he is proficient with any weapon, or he might just stick to sorcery.
      So as far as weapon choice, that's probably the least of the show's problems, and if they were actually competent they could probably pull off any weapon being credible in his hands. But this is a failed Dragon Age script being shoehorned into Tolkien's world by a handful of incompetents, so I doubt even an axe or mace would look convincing.

    • @Krabatserb
      @Krabatserb 13 дней назад +2

      Right. And Galadriel, although tall and strong, never was a sword-woman. And she was not the "commander of the Northern armies" (what is it at all? Never heard about it in Tolkien's books).

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 8 дней назад

      @@Atanalcar The writers are not incompetent. They are evil.

  • @RoyalJester17
    @RoyalJester17 16 дней назад +175

    "Ticks every box except acting"
    This needs to be on a shirt.

  • @traciegraves8142
    @traciegraves8142 16 дней назад +304

    The words “Rings of Power” and “Season 2” should never appear in the same sentence.

    • @seanmmccarthy
      @seanmmccarthy 16 дней назад +19

      Except to proceed the word Cancelled

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 16 дней назад +7

      I am surprised there is a season 2.

    • @balin1600
      @balin1600 15 дней назад +1

      @@tonyromano6220 they need to make 50 episodes iirc, they are bound by contract to continue. that is the deal with the tolkien estate they cannot (want not?) alter.

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer 15 дней назад +4

      Rings of Power should never have gotten a Season 2.

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 15 дней назад +3

      Someone loves to waste a lot of money. Especially when it's not theirs. I wonder how much they've lost on this so far.

  • @NQuick-bn7ts
    @NQuick-bn7ts 11 дней назад +4

    This whole series is not cannon I will ever except that it is.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 16 дней назад +186

    Everyone to The Hobbit Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

    • @veronicahispana
      @veronicahispana 16 дней назад +34

      Nope, they're still bad. ROP is just infinitely worse.

    • @Molly-ey6lq
      @Molly-ey6lq 16 дней назад +26

      No, we didn't. That trilogy is still garbage, even if this is a thousand times worse

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 16 дней назад +20

      No, no we did not. Even Peter Jackson knows that he crapped the bed with that Trilogy of films based on a single book that's a third of the length of LOTR.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 16 дней назад +15

      Nah, it's bad. Just like the Star Wars prequels are bad. Always were. They just look better now in contrast to the absolute garbage that gets made now; the difference between incompetence and malice.

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 16 дней назад

      @veronicahispana ROP is not worse lol. Don't get me wrong, ROP is bad but there are aspects that are, at the very least, competent about ROP. Can't say the same about the Hobbit.

  • @lee-daniels
    @lee-daniels 16 дней назад +76

    This isn't even fan fiction. This is annihilation of Tolkien.

    • @IAMStormyNautilus
      @IAMStormyNautilus 16 дней назад +6

      The idea that this show was written the way it was out of incompetence stretches credulity. With the widespread degradation of existing IPs in all spheres of media, it is enough to make someone as paranoid as me believe that there is a malicious force at work. It's intentional, it has to be.

    • @OhmVibe
      @OhmVibe 16 дней назад

      It's all about the destruction of western/european heritage and ideals. That's the biggest thing still blocking the onset of the "NWO agenda", call it whatever you want. They just do it in a way that convinces most people that it's merely unintentional incompetence. The same reason why most European countries are being flooded with migrants en masse. Regardless, I'm happy to see the majority of people fighting back against the cinematic & storytelling battlefront, even if they don't realize that it's likely intentional.

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 8 дней назад +1

      @@IAMStormyNautilus that sounds very antisemitic

    • @IAMStormyNautilus
      @IAMStormyNautilus 8 дней назад

      @@Rickuo 🤔🤣🤣

  • @alxluthor
    @alxluthor 14 дней назад +63

    "Evil can't create, it can only corrupt" - J RR Tolkien . This phrase is getting stronger and stronger every day, if you look at today's society, politics, music, games and obviously movies/series... you'll notice there is a pattern... it gets clearer everyday... The battle between Good and evil is happening right in front of us... you just need to open your eyes and see.

    • @StickySyrupEverywhere
      @StickySyrupEverywhere 12 дней назад +1

      It isn't working very well for evil anymore.

    • @Leoneidas
      @Leoneidas 12 дней назад +2

      "They are Man's," said the Spirit, looking down upon them. "And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!"
      - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
      Looks like Ignorance and Want are working together in Hollywood.

    • @cajadfa
      @cajadfa 12 дней назад +1

      👏

    • @jasonleveck8546
      @jasonleveck8546 11 дней назад +1

      That is straight facts, my brother!! I see it clearly as well and i'm with you. May the Good Lord bless you and your family.

  • @littleninpo
    @littleninpo 11 дней назад +4

    I love you man, you always make me laugh. This vid has probably had more views than the second season of the rings of mire.

  • @thejaegerbomber99
    @thejaegerbomber99 16 дней назад +400

    As someone who read the books and watched the movie trilogy, I'm utterly insulted about how Amazon treated probably the greatest fantasy story of all time. An universe rich in lore, characters, storylines, universal themes relatable to anyone, bastardized by rotten ideology and absolute incompetence. What a waste of a billion dollars.

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 16 дней назад

      I feel you. That being said, as someone who's read the books and watched the movies both in the original and my mother tongue, as someone who cherishes Tolkien and his work as one of the pillars of Western culture, I don't feel insulted in the least by those depraved anti-humans' feeble attempts at desecrating what they can never understand, let alone replicate. They are a pathogen festering away at our culture. And they might well succeed at destroying it, just like an infection might kill you. But you don't take offense at a germ giving you the flu, you take appropriate counter measures and rid yourself of the disease.

    • @stonemarten1400
      @stonemarten1400 16 дней назад +16

      It’s such a shame, Lord of the Rings, both Tolkien’s excellent books and the fantastic films of Peter Jackson are so beloved by millions of people, who don’t deserve this desecration.

    • @irkanorphyn
      @irkanorphyn 16 дней назад +3

      ​@@stonemarten1400 I disagree with your take on the trash Jackson made.

    • @stonemarten1400
      @stonemarten1400 16 дней назад +11

      @@irkanorphyn Well, I really enjoyed them and they were a real success, the painfully drawn-out Hobbit movies, not so much.

    • @jakedoyle2601
      @jakedoyle2601 16 дней назад +14

      @@irkanorphynhuge L of a take, Jackson had the utmost respect for Tolkien’s work, but he also understood there was way too much content to fit into just three movies so necessary cuts were made.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 16 дней назад +107

    My aunt, who is pushing 60, came over today and at one point brought up this show. She absolutely hates it, and she’s not even a diehard LOTR fan.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 16 дней назад +5

      Hey, easy on the "pushing 60" stuff bro, I'm 58!

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 14 дней назад

      ​@@aldunlop4622as the english say, an adult is as old as they feel like

    • @erlendalvr6641
      @erlendalvr6641 3 дня назад

      she a boomer

  • @vjbd2757
    @vjbd2757 16 дней назад +273

    Galadriel: "THERE'S A TEMPEST IN ME!" *Farts*

    • @PaulBrown-fp6ug
      @PaulBrown-fp6ug 16 дней назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessekoepp3928
      @jessekoepp3928 16 дней назад +6

      🏃‍♀💨 🤌
      Truly wondrous, that dialogue is.....🤣

    • @sithazzazzin7329
      @sithazzazzin7329 16 дней назад +3

      Insert Drinker's fart noise

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 16 дней назад

      @@sithazzazzin7329 But not before you also include the sound of Sam Neil screaming. 😆

    • @TreVader1378
      @TreVader1378 16 дней назад

      You're doing down farts there, the average bum trumpet is better written than the skid marks from a larger shart that constitutes whatever the Ring pieces of poo-wer is.

  • @codyburgett7962
    @codyburgett7962 8 дней назад +3

    Idk o get where you’re coming from but to say the orcs have no personality besides “what can I destroy” in the two towers is pretty inaccurate, in fellowship they have no personality, but two towers and return of the king make it pretty clear these orcs are distinct individuals with wants and desires, and even infighting

  • @bunnylegion3969
    @bunnylegion3969 16 дней назад +23

    9:19 “At this point, Tolkien must be spinning in his grave so fast that you could hook him up to the dynamo and power the entire national grid with him.”

  • @Juatahappydude
    @Juatahappydude 16 дней назад +244

    Literally just finished the original trilogy and it’s so crazy that those movies still surpass so much what’s available today.

    • @Mosern1977
      @Mosern1977 16 дней назад +42

      Most movies made before 2010 surpasses what's been made today.

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 16 дней назад +12

      Jackson simply nailed it. That's not a question of time, but of skill. In terms of technology, all the tools we have now were already available back then, only CGI was more expensive and harder to get right.

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 16 дней назад +10

      Yes, I watched the extended version of all three last weekend. There are a few goofy scenes but overall it holds up well. Peter Jackson clearly read the books and cared about them. Unlike what we have here.

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 16 дней назад

      @@Mosern1977true.

    • @Sandlund93
      @Sandlund93 16 дней назад +9

      I have them on Top 10 of every movie I have ever watched. And I bet Millions of people have them as Top 3.

  • @HamiltonLLB
    @HamiltonLLB 16 дней назад +197

    9:46 I FELT that “go away now!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Berserker1041
      @Berserker1041 16 дней назад +6

      My god ,that was the first i've heard him really mean it hahaha.

  • @SagedSoviet
    @SagedSoviet 2 дня назад +1

    I honestly am glad it's turned out this bad. I got my epic from Tolkien and Jackson. I'm good. This portrayal just shows what Hollywood wants and deems "peasants" sympathize for. "Evil Orcs are actually good!" "The Hero's Journey actually SUCKS." "Forget about the things that made you a moral human being." They just want to destroy what makes us humans it seems.

  • @animoetprudentia2865
    @animoetprudentia2865 16 дней назад +65

    "Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good."
    J.R.R. Tolkien

    • @TheRealMichaelH
      @TheRealMichaelH 16 дней назад +4

      That quote is apocryphal; Tolkien never actually said or wrote it. The sentiment is true to Tolkien, and it paraphrases an exchange between Frodo and Sam, but that's the extent of it.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 16 дней назад +2

      the actual quote was "The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own."

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 16 дней назад +2

      Next time, actually use Tolkien’s prose

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 16 дней назад +67

    It's only an insult if we let it be an insult. We can also just say, that this show got nothing to do with Tolkien, and I think we owe him that.

    • @nigelw7626
      @nigelw7626 16 дней назад +8

      Well said. The best thing to do is ignore all of brain dead DEI nonsense.

    • @cheeks7050
      @cheeks7050 16 дней назад +1

      yes, I am fully of this stance.

    • @Sandlund93
      @Sandlund93 16 дней назад +1

      Well, I doubt he aided them in some way. He died 40 years before this was even a thought. So ofc it has nothing to do with him. And neither does Jackson's trilogy, if Christopher mocked it, his father certainly would have hated it. But that doesn't mean that we have to. I certainly don't. And I wanna keep it that way, which is why I haven't read the books.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 16 дней назад

      ​@@Sandlund93I've read the books. You can like the Jackson trilogy without disliking the books. It did take a bit to accept some of the alterations, but in general there's a truce that can be struck between the two and once you do so it improves both

    • @Sandlund93
      @Sandlund93 16 дней назад

      @@matthewmosier8439 It's not disliking the books that I'm afraid of. I believe I might prefer them, at which point I will wish that the movies were more like them. And I don't want the movies sullied, it's hard enough as it is to find decent movies these days.

  • @Ozzyboy99
    @Ozzyboy99 9 дней назад +3

    I don’t understand why all these LOTR Fanboys are under the initiative that Amazon have to be lore accurate and under no obligation must they swerve off that path I think the show is pretty entertaining. It provides some spectacles where Jackson didn’t bother with and gives you some level of understanding visually. It’s never going to be better, and I understand that, but judge things with an open mind and just because it isn’t word for word with the books. It doesn’t mean it’s terrible , I watched all 4 episodes with no influence from media outlets and I enjoyed it for what it was , but calling it a steaming pile of shit is a bit far fetched 😅

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 16 дней назад +83

    "Hey Galadriel. Remember that guy you're hunting for centuries? Sauron? Because you said he's a huge threat to Middle Earth and all of us? Well turns out he got sucker punched by a bunch of Orcks and died."

    • @andysol2002
      @andysol2002 16 дней назад +9

      Sauron got in to a fight in a local bar with an orc gang and he got body bagged.

  • @Vidhur
    @Vidhur 16 дней назад +152

    As someone who appreciates language, like Tolkien, I needed but one single gripe to know the writers didn't understand Tolkien at all, a linguistic worldbuilding one... As a case study, I present the following: The original developers of the MMO "The Lord of the Rings Online" actually did care about the language. The MMO's developers, who didn't have the rights to certain names from the Second Age, but respected the source material enough, took their time to come up with a solution for the historical backstory for the Forging of the Rings of Power in two dungeons/instances, naming Sauron's book disguise name Annatar (Lord of Gifts) "Antheron" instead (Master of Gifts, a very clever piece of in-world linguistic trademark dodging there to get to a satisfying conclusion) and named the place of these dungeons/instances Tham Mírdain (Hall of the Jewel-smiths, another clever way of naming the actual settlement of Celebrimbor's smiths (after the Gwaith-i-Mírdain (trademarked name), People of the Jewel-smiths), which location name of Ost-in-Edhil being another trademarked/copyrighted name they couldn't use). The Rings of Power team (Amazon) holding the actual rights to the Second Age stuff, and what do they do? They used "Halbrand" instead of Annatar and the entire first season misses the mark as Drinker mentioned, as he presented as a fair Elf in his disguise, was directly mistrusted by Círdan, but who wormed himself into the graces of Celebrimbor by his promises of craftmanship. That entire love for the linguistic and lore aspect that is present in LOTRO's older content is completely absent in RoP. Don't think this is new, even Peter Jackson took some liberties but preserved most of the authenticity of the books in the LotR movie trilogy, but did less so in the Hobbit and the current developers of LOTRO and the crew behind RoP really don't give a crap at all... Literature is dying, anyone in school today who also read some of the books their parents had to read for school can see this... This isn't new, this is a multi-decade trend, not just in the Middle-Earth franchise, wake up if you care about authenticity.

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 16 дней назад +10

      well typed!!!! 💯

    • @thetruthhurts5632
      @thetruthhurts5632 16 дней назад +17

      @Vidhur - you literally put more thought, effort and knowledge into your comment than the entire multi-billion-dollar production of Rings of Equity - I mean Power! (XD) Maybe at some point the decision-makers will think to let people with similar wisdom and passion run the show.

    • @3spectre26
      @3spectre26 16 дней назад +3

      @@thetruthhurts5632 I think that @Vidhur would be politely escorted off the set of RoP, if some errant studio exec hired him to consult on the series. ;)

    • @Vidhur
      @Vidhur 16 дней назад +2

      @@3spectre26 If they did it so shamelessly and disrespectfully to mr. Shippey, then yes, you can be sure they'd do it to me with even less ceremony... 😐

    • @Vidhur
      @Vidhur 16 дней назад

      @@thetruthhurts5632 I mean, you can spend a billion dollars without ever reading a single line from the Silmarillion, let alone the latter parts, so that isn't necessarily saying much about my knowledge (which is still very limited, I assure you), but it sure is telling about the intention of the ruffians Sharkey put in charge of the Shi-, I mean Rings of Power... 😂

  • @DonHavjuan
    @DonHavjuan 15 дней назад +25

    Imagine failing to understand orcs to the point you give one a nuclear family. How is it even possible to fail so hard.

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 5 дней назад +1

    Possibly the greatest “Nah, it’ll be fine!” rendition I’ve heard 👏

  • @dinodenton1223
    @dinodenton1223 14 дней назад +285

    I think a Billion Dollars is worth it. Just for us to get this 9:51 rant. Money well spent. Thanks Bezos.

    • @Ghost-rg2ns
      @Ghost-rg2ns 14 дней назад +2

      😂😂

    • @playertwo1516
      @playertwo1516 14 дней назад +1

      Pretty sure bezos has no decisions on this show

    • @xijinpingpong4426
      @xijinpingpong4426 13 дней назад

      Enough people are probably watching this show, so that the investment already paid off. And as long as it makes enough money, Amazon will continue with it.

    • @patrickancona1193
      @patrickancona1193 13 дней назад

      @@playertwo1516billion OF HIS DOLLARS?!?! “IdOnT tiNk HE haS anYThin….” GD RIGHT YOU DON’T THINK! A BILLION DOLLARS!!!!

    • @darthvader822
      @darthvader822 13 дней назад

      @@xijinpingpong4426 "Enough people are probably watching this show" Can't imagine why when people are making videos about it at all the time and boosting its seo metrics. Oh, wait.....

  • @Maxboun3204
    @Maxboun3204 12 дней назад +192

    Humanity: it's terrible, cast it into the fire BEZOS
    Jeff bezos : NO this show is mine, mine alone.

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 12 дней назад

      You've hit upon the only possible explanation for this travesty: Bezos found the actual One Ring and is now being controlled by Sauron from another dimension.

    • @mercatorjubio3804
      @mercatorjubio3804 10 дней назад +1

      He can keep it for all I care.

    • @PlumpClump
      @PlumpClump 9 дней назад +1

      ...and evil laugh then the curtain falls

    • @SydBat
      @SydBat 7 дней назад

      It's his precious...

  • @brndnwilks
    @brndnwilks 16 дней назад +104

    Having an orc saying a loving goodbye to his nasty wife and child is the most jarring thing that I've seen in entertainment this decade.

    • @Centre0216
      @Centre0216 16 дней назад +15

      What's next is the Balrog going save a cat stuck in a tree?
      Or is Smaug going to donate to a charity?

    • @brndnwilks
      @brndnwilks 16 дней назад +24

      @@Centre0216 Smaug was just waiting for his chance to redistribute the wealth that he rightfully took from the oligarchal dwarves.

    • @rezaruki3912
      @rezaruki3912 15 дней назад +1

      This is Tolkien Orc not Warcraft orc lol.

    • @jorgecas5678
      @jorgecas5678 15 дней назад

      To be fair, orcs give birth so female orcs exist.

    • @justinsayin3979
      @justinsayin3979 11 дней назад +1

      @@brndnwilks 💯 Most underrated comment of the whole section.

  • @santiagoramos4157
    @santiagoramos4157 10 дней назад +1

    I tried to make it past episode 4, and i just couldn't. It was like feeling disgust, frustration, and boredom all at the same time. All the youtubers that watch these shows so we don't have to have really earned my respect 👏

  • @Drain_Life
    @Drain_Life 16 дней назад +50

    Trying to make evil orcs sympathetic has got to be a new level of stupid, which itself is impressive for the writers of this trainwreck.

    • @MrIkana
      @MrIkana 15 дней назад

      You're wrong, sympathetic, non evil orcs is probably the only thing Amazon has done that's in line with what Tolkien actually wrote and believed.

  • @Madnsanity
    @Madnsanity 16 дней назад +29

    When I saw how they portrayed elves in the first season, I knew they had no idea of what they were doing. Their sheer incompetence is beyond redemption.

  • @stage6fan475
    @stage6fan475 16 дней назад +57

    I am convinced Amazon had to jack up the cost of Prime in order to cover this disaster.

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 16 дней назад

      U saying i get minutes of unskippable ads because these diversity hires felt like ruining tolkiens work?
      Checks out with how the world is going.

    • @williamstroker6805
      @williamstroker6805 16 дней назад +4

      Also, ads have been introduced to a paid service. All to pay for this rubbish?

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy 15 дней назад +3

      The showrunner of one of their most acclaimed and awarded shows, The Marvelous Mrs Maisel, indicated that her show was axed because of RoP's overflowing budget (she said something like, "They have to pay for the Orcs"). Which is very funny to me, that Amazon intended RoP to be acclaimed and awarded, and not only was it very awful instead, but it cost them a show they already had that WAS those things.

    • @stage6fan475
      @stage6fan475 15 дней назад

      @@marychocolatefairy Thanks for this. I hadn’t heard about it.

    • @j_shelby_damnwird
      @j_shelby_damnwird 13 дней назад

      @@marychocolatefairy That show started ok but kinda sputtered down on subsequent seasons, no big loss. It´s a shame they axed it because of the Ringworms of Power though. Bummer.

  • @sewanchoe5410
    @sewanchoe5410 9 дней назад +2

    Would love to see more videos of each episode review. Your reviews are pure gold

  • @ccl1195
    @ccl1195 13 дней назад +137

    One quote comes to mind:
    "They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected."
    -Saruman

    • @Sean-p3o
      @Sean-p3o 12 дней назад +5

      From the film
      I can’t recall it being said in the book
      The Silmarillion speaks to the origins of the Orcs

    • @alp1791
      @alp1791 12 дней назад +4

      @@Sean-p3o the silmarillion says morgoth initially created them by corrupting captured elves with his dark powers. i cant remember which specific story its touched on though

    • @alexandredebastiani1966
      @alexandredebastiani1966 12 дней назад

      My fighting uruk hai

    • @punanipie6969
      @punanipie6969 12 дней назад +1

      @@alp1791 the ORIGINAL orcs, keep reading a few chapters

  • @imperius88
    @imperius88 16 дней назад +83

    Ciarán Hinds is playing that character because he's white and the character is evil. How does Drinker not get this by now?

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 16 дней назад +15

      Drinker, as jaded and cynical as he might be, is still pure and decent at heart, and therefore existentially incapable of fathoming the sheer evil sneering us all in the face.

    • @KsieciuZla
      @KsieciuZla 16 дней назад

      WTF is he doing in this pile of feces?

    • @Niall101a
      @Niall101a 16 дней назад +8

      I'm a bit shocked Ciarán Hinds agreed to do this, he must just be needing a paycheck.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 16 дней назад +8

      Just like the unusually pale Orcs, although he did acknowledge them.

    • @cmc5394oparva
      @cmc5394oparva 14 дней назад

      @@Niall101a The guy played Steppenwolf in Justice League. Never underestimate how much most actors will whore themselves out just to get a role. These people were considered in the same class as prostitutes for centuries for a reason.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 16 дней назад +85

    It’s no surprise how much Amazon hates to see it’s viewers get what they want. How Rangz of Poowah is still around is baffling 🤦‍♂️

    • @IIHydraII
      @IIHydraII 16 дней назад +10

      We wuz rangzzz!

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 16 дней назад +8

      It's a vanity project made from spite and hatred of better things.

    • @cashl8nk363
      @cashl8nk363 16 дней назад

      ​@@IIHydraII Thats not how the meme works bruv🐶🐶

    • @IIHydraII
      @IIHydraII 16 дней назад +4

      @@cashl8nk363 What meme? Blacks unironically think they made everything lmao

    • @hectorhernandezaleman3836
      @hectorhernandezaleman3836 16 дней назад +1

      They pacted 5 seasons, by contract they couldn't cancel it before that. It won't be a surprise if it gets canceled after that. They may even split S4 in two to say "Hey, here is S5" so they can legally be done with it.

  • @svenbras6735
    @svenbras6735 17 часов назад +1

    It's maybe not the right place to make this comment, but the issue of Galadriel Elrond bossin' around and ignoring what he says is because she actually is Elronds mother-in-law. Explains a lot. Galadriel was the granddaughter of Olwë, one of the two Elvenbrothers who led the Eldar from Cuivienen to the west. She errm laid with Celeborn, and Celebrian was their daughter. Who eventually got laid with Elrond. (Arwen was their daughter). Celebrian died 'young', killed by Orks. And in a remote way Elrond has also blood ties with Gal, he is the great-, great- great-grandson of Elwë, Olwë's brother.

  • @jy4057
    @jy4057 16 дней назад +107

    The part where the orc had a wife and kid made me laugh so hard lol.

    • @daggettbeaver4983
      @daggettbeaver4983 16 дней назад +13

      It sounds like an SNL skit or something. The only response to the idea of an orc saying good bye to his orc wife and orc child before a battle is laughter

    • @breelee4362
      @breelee4362 16 дней назад

      ​@@daggettbeaver4983it would make a hysterical comedy skit.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 16 дней назад

      Probably one of the few good parts of the show

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 16 дней назад +4

      & soon the orks & tyranids of warhammer 40k will be 'modernised as family friendly misunderstood alien tribals...

    • @joeyg1315
      @joeyg1315 16 дней назад +1

      Then you dont know tolkien. Unjustified hate. Continue to banter in your echo chamber it won't do you no good.
      "Thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orkor in envy and mockery of the Eldar, of whom they were afterwards the bitterest foes. For the Orkor had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar; and naught that had life of its own, nor the semblance thereof, could ever Melkor make since his rebellion in the Ainulindalë before the Beginning: so say the wise."
      Morgoth's Ring, Annals of Aman
      "...and thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orcs in envy and mockery of the Elves, of whom they were afterwards the bitterest foes. For the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar;..."
      The Silmarillion
      "'There must have been orc-women. But in stories that seldom if ever see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known'."
      The Munby Letter (ca 1963)