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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @SeanBZA
    @SeanBZA Год назад +448

    Those carrots are grown specifically for canning in soup, and for boiling in soups, because they are in general so tough that they will not fall apart, even after hours of cooking. Thus they are specially grown for the food trade as a vegetable that you can boil all you like, and it will not fall apart, or go soft. Raw they are like eating wood sticks.

    • @Crosshair84
      @Crosshair84 Год назад +56

      So you're saying you could put these into a wood lathe and make a set of chair legs?

    • @zolfirthedragon
      @zolfirthedragon Год назад +45

      @@Crosshair84 whoa I'd like to see that. Carrot chair lol

    • @starpanda25
      @starpanda25 Год назад +28

      ​@@zolfirthedragon chairrot

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад

      @@starpanda25 ...Full honesty my brain skipped a beat reading your reply and I thought you typed 'chariot' and was much confused how said war wagon was relevant to the topic at hand.

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад

      ...I applaud your knowing of random facts. Would ye happen to know the name of this breed of carrot?

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Год назад +749

    3:01 "Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4 times his size."
    This is the proof that size doesn't matter.

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden Год назад +21

      Well, she might be indifferent to him 🤣

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 Год назад +14

      @@13thMaiden read that article and im pretty sure they're at least friends

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 Год назад +53

      @@13thMaiden yep, checked it
      they're actually a couple if you can call it that
      For the Covelli family, a house is not a home without a rabbit - but luckily, there’s plenty of bunny to go around with Lilly Sunshine there. Weighing in at 16 pounds, Lilly is the family’s 3-year-old Flemish giant bunny who spends most of her time snuggling with her boyfriend, Romeo.

    • @maxwellmortimermontoure7274
      @maxwellmortimermontoure7274 Год назад +12

      Size matters a little. Ask your mom😂
      Sorry❤

    • @Zackwashacked
      @Zackwashacked Год назад +15

      @@maxwellmortimermontoure7274 i dont need to ask her, she's an already good example on size

  • @TriumVee
    @TriumVee Год назад +218

    "Chubby little lizard boy" sounds like an NSA trigger word

    • @Tomato3njoyer
      @Tomato3njoyer Год назад +29

      “Wait a minute, YOURE A SPY”
      “CHUBBY LITTLE LIZARD BOY! CHUBBY LITTLE LIZARD BOY!”
      “Huh? Wha-“
      *corpse drops on the floor*

    • @spencerarthur920
      @spencerarthur920 Год назад +8

      Or an email from Podesta you'd find on wikileaks

  • @tomatoheadfd
    @tomatoheadfd Год назад +429

    3:05 Sadly they shot Freya because people kept ignoring government warnings and kept getting close to her endangering themselves.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon Год назад +35

      They SHOT HER????

    • @Riddler577
      @Riddler577 Год назад +62

      People need to stop messing with wild animals.. poor Freya...

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden Год назад +2

      And she kinda sank a few small boats too but yes.

    • @grottlesgrotto6152
      @grottlesgrotto6152 Год назад +40

      Sounds like the people should have been shot at, would certainly make them realize they were in danger

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Год назад +42

      Had they shot one of the idiot humans instead, I'm sure that would have had the same effect. Not saying it would have had to be a killshot for the human...
      Or how about letting an idiot win the Darwin award? Mess around and find out.
      But no. Sadly, poor Freya was killed instead.

  • @willwoodenjoyer775
    @willwoodenjoyer775 Год назад +73

    As someone who's parents raise KuneKune pigs, I can confirm those things are fucking horrifyingly strong, and scream like the spawn of the 9th layer of hell when being fed.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 11 месяцев назад +1

      Although granted all pigs scream like freaking demons when they’re being fed so it’s not mutually exclusive to one species🤣 it’s just a pig way of becoming excited I guess the right word would be

  • @sabrielelliott2427
    @sabrielelliott2427 Год назад +44

    2:05 "There's a f_____ pillow pet outside." What an underappreciated post, considering what pillow pets look like.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +2

      Pretty sure that was Hank the tank

    • @sabrielelliott2427
      @sabrielelliott2427 Год назад

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Hank the tank, huh? Never heard of him, but if he looks like that, then DANG DAT IS ONE CHONKY BOI!

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sabrielelliott2427hank is a chonky boy

  • @zetsuki4207
    @zetsuki4207 Год назад +1102

    Can i just say how much i appreciate the not glorification of obese animals and not laughing at people who as said in the video, might be in pain because of some of these conditions. Thank you Robin, and the rest of the emkay team, for being sympathetic.

    • @ders972
      @ders972 Год назад +11

      Spend less time dying your hair blue and more time being coherent.

    • @ders972
      @ders972 Год назад +7

      @@shes.aheadofyou if you weren't so triggered you could have easily enjoyed my humor.

    • @drinkmilk6024
      @drinkmilk6024 Год назад +80

      While this argument kicks off, may I remind you three to drink a glass of milk a day for strong bones

    • @WhoisKarma_andwhy
      @WhoisKarma_andwhy Год назад +83

      @@ders972 humor? That's what you call making fun of a person's hair color? The same joke that's been made 4,000,000x over is supposed to be funny? Come up with something better and maybe someone could enjoy your "humor".

    • @ders972
      @ders972 Год назад +5

      @@shes.aheadofyou perception is a reflection of self. I don't give a hoot about what the op looks like. The thing that jumped out was the unnatural blue hair so it filled the need of something that could be replaced. Relax, I don't care what color you think is wacky and original to dye your hair while failing to focus on not eating way too much butter and sugar.

  • @harmlesspenguin6104
    @harmlesspenguin6104 Год назад +32

    5:56 ... The absolute unit wasn't just the baby, that mother must have been hulking that day cause MY GAWD

    • @chaseywoot
      @chaseywoot Год назад +4

      That baby must've doubled the height and weight of the mother holy shit

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +1

      Yeah like holy shit what fucking monstro came from

    • @GracemarieJohnson2763
      @GracemarieJohnson2763 Год назад +1

      Yeah, the mom must've been absolutely hulking, for sure. That baby easily looks like a 5 year old kid! 😳 He might be a hulk size by now.

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 Год назад +117

    For all my fellow giants, may I suggest that next time you need to fly on an airplane, you sit in the emergency exit row. It has far more leg room and all you have to do to sit there is say that you are able open the emergency door if needed. Which, if you are a giant, is no problem.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N Год назад

      How often does anyone actually NEED to fly? Fuck air travel. It should be banned outright.

    • @utterlycynthia
      @utterlycynthia Год назад +1

      @Bob Smith But there's almost always a screaming baby (or three) in the extra legroom seats.

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 Год назад +8

      Everytime I see people that tall I know it must be uncomfortable sitting in any crowded seat💀

    • @jonytube
      @jonytube Год назад +12

      @@cursed-cat9126 I'm 6'2 and on the larger side (220lbs), size 16 footwear. I'm borderline uncomfortable in most public transportation with knee room varying from already rubbing the front seat to having to push my legs upwards and backwards. My car's driver's seat is adjusted all the way back and down. While I'm kinda large, I can't even begin to comprehend the struggles of people bigger than me. Must suck being uncomfortable pretty much everywhere. The whole world must feel child sized lol

    • @Sissypool
      @Sissypool Год назад +1

      6' 10" 500 lbs. Leg room might be ok but I wouldn't fit in the seat.

  • @Uielyave
    @Uielyave Год назад +1189

    Sadly, wasn't Freya the Walrus killed because people wouldn't leave her alone?

    • @emmaciaccio4979
      @emmaciaccio4979 Год назад +159

      Yeah she did unfortunately.

    • @wheezer9110
      @wheezer9110 Год назад +3

      Yes and her only crime was being herself

    • @gravityunsolved9537
      @gravityunsolved9537 Год назад +60

      sadly yes 😔

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden Год назад +231

      Yeah, rather than relocate her they decided she was too much of a danger cause she kept sinking boats. It was really controversial and sad 😢 (she kept going on to boats cause ppl kept feeding her)

    • @Grilledcheeseprotectionagency
      @Grilledcheeseprotectionagency Год назад +14

      Rip😔

  • @omgwtfdoodwatsrsly5582
    @omgwtfdoodwatsrsly5582 Год назад +182

    As a guy who lives in the place with the McSpaghetti, you probably do not want to try McSpaghetti.
    Based on the pricing, that unit's probably in the Philippines and his size is further accentuated by how short we are. As for why you probably won't want the McSpaghetti, Filipinos make our spaghetti sweet.

    • @cubechan1938
      @cubechan1938 Год назад +4

      It was also discontinued everywhere else!

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 Год назад

      Why is sweet spaghetti no good though?

    • @JJ-ml7pq
      @JJ-ml7pq Год назад +2

      Sweet spaghetti? I can’t even imagine what that would taste like….

    • @tyroneemba5893
      @tyroneemba5893 Год назад +6

      @@JJ-ml7pq basically if you take the sweetest tomato minus its tangy/sour taste and add cheese plus some hotdogs to it or better yet, tomato sauce with sweet condensed milkd

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Год назад

      @@tyroneemba5893 Sounds like it's a cheap sweet chili student alternative, minus the spice.

  • @mjrchapin
    @mjrchapin Год назад +27

    Wow, these were interesting, not commonly seen ones, and the narration was spot on: funny, scared, reproachful, and awed, which is what absolute units are all about!

    • @remithendenby6249
      @remithendenby6249 Год назад

      As well as respectful! Robin both 1) said that the "chonk" animal trend is animal abuse and not funny, and 2) said that while the people are funnily tall/large, he mostly just hopes they aren't in pain from their conditions
      Robin is great

  • @Hafiere
    @Hafiere Год назад +21

    7:24 about the McSpaghetti, I'm guessing that's in the Philippines. Probably the most popular type of pasta over here, especially with kids. Also, the prices seem to check out after subtracting a few years of inflation.

  • @mogo5055
    @mogo5055 Год назад +16

    Kendrick's bodyguard is an absolute mountain of a man, but that picture is also helped by the fact that Kendrick himself is like 5'5"

  • @SpaceShark-ck2tg
    @SpaceShark-ck2tg Год назад +8

    With the way that cabbage looked, the first thing that ran through my mind was the quote from Little Shop of Horrors "Feed me, Seymour!"

  • @alexisvulfiaawenfern8112
    @alexisvulfiaawenfern8112 Год назад +19

    9:39 Probably perfect for polycules... as long as nobody is snoring too loud.

  • @16xthedetail76
    @16xthedetail76 Год назад +22

    You know i didn't expect much from this sub but god damn was it funny, and robins delivery made it even better. Thanks robin!

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles Год назад +11

    3:15 the story of Freya is actually pretty sad, she was killed because people wouldn't stop harassing her, even though Freya was not an immediate threat

  • @gordzilla8443
    @gordzilla8443 Год назад +18

    These guys really are units, just like the editors over at Emkay for working so hard to make these videos for us!

  • @holyshirtohfork
    @holyshirtohfork Год назад +177

    i really fucking hate and will never forgive the norwegian gvt for putting down freya for literally absolutely no reason other than her being her best self.

    • @user-zr7cm3ni3s
      @user-zr7cm3ni3s Год назад +8

      An Animal encroaching on territory that is occupied for humans poses a possible threat so they put her down. I don’t support them for it but I understand

    • @emray372
      @emray372 Год назад +11

      The dept. that made the decision has a long statement on their website explaining their reasoning, and it does make sense:
      Through on-site observations the past week it was made clear that the public has disregarded the current recommendation to keep a clear distance to the walrus. Therefore, the Directorate has concluded, the possibility for potential harm to people was high and animal welfare was not being maintained.
      We have considered all possible solutions (to moving the animal) carefully. We concluded that we could not ensure the animals welfare through any means available, said Director General Frank Bakke-Jensen.
      Moving the animal was deliberated thoroughly with the Norwegian Institute of Marine Research.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Год назад +10

      You should hate the idiots who touristed the pour creature to a point, where they had to step in.

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 Год назад +1

      @@emray372 I mean... they could have hired security (Coast Patrol? Animal Control?) To chase off and arrest people who tried to interact with the animals.
      She wasn't the only animal in the area, and reports indicate that the fucking braindead shits that fucked with her went on to fuck with other animals in the area after her.
      Meaning that eventually they're just going to 'hAvE nO cHoIcE' but to shoot *those* animals next. Because the sort of people too stupid and entitled to not fuck with ONE animal aren't going to leave the REST alone. They aren't the ones suffering the consequences, so they're going to just keep getting animals killed because the Norwegian government chose the *easy* fix.
      They didn't have a 'well thought out' or 'well explained' explanations. They went "let's take the easy option and give it a half-assed justification because we know that people will eat whatever shit we come up with to excuse not cracking down on people messing with animals."
      Seriously. If you're gonna say "lOoK iT uP," then _YOU_ should look up the fact they didn't solve any of the fucking problems. Idiots immediately went to doing the same exact shit to other animals.
      Don't make excuses for victimizing animals to defend fucking entitled idiots. It's pathetic, and is generally a good indicator that *you're* the sort of person they were 'protecting' by killing an animal for being harrassed.

    • @emray372
      @emray372 Год назад

      @@alchemysaga3745 You are aware, i found it on their websites. if you have a problem with them, dont take it out on me. Go call them up and scream at them.

  • @bjkgkjadhnjmeyejytuajt4839
    @bjkgkjadhnjmeyejytuajt4839 Год назад +90

    those are some massive carrots

  • @aminyamumsminge
    @aminyamumsminge Год назад +7

    @5:11 that was Yuki the wolf dog,he unfortunately passed away back in 2020 room blood cancer.

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 Год назад +17

    Those carrots reminds me of the time I returned home from the grocery store with an absolute unit of a pointed cabbage. It weighed 2.8kg. After dividing it out into more managable portions, I had cabbage for about a week and a half.
    Edit: For reference, after a quick google search, 800-1500 grams in weight is the normal range.

  • @hiroshell7973
    @hiroshell7973 Год назад +18

    You know with that chef you don't need any Secret service in your cafeteria

  • @fairiesandlillies3471
    @fairiesandlillies3471 Год назад +67

    "Its called animal abuse"
    Me: you're absolutly right

  • @IDontExist768
    @IDontExist768 Год назад +7

    4:07 that is the single most beautiful horse I've ever seen

    • @hustlr6425
      @hustlr6425 Год назад +2

      Starts to have modern warfare flashbacks

  • @AzillaKiami
    @AzillaKiami Год назад +10

    9:58 the way he said "might as well have a giant" made me laugh so hard XDD

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 Год назад +5

    All of these giant fluffy cats look like Norwegian Forest Cats, or Skogkatt. They're a natural breed dating back to the vikings (seen in their mythology pulling Freya's chariot, for example) and also believed to have been bred separately to give us the Maine Coon. That breed almost went extinct during WW2 and is extremely friendy and quiet despite their size.

  • @Average_Yuri_Enjoyer
    @Average_Yuri_Enjoyer Год назад +23

    I though McSpaghetti was a universal menu item, never thought it was a regional menu item instead.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Год назад +3

      McPoutine too
      Edit bc I forgot to put something in: Canada put cheese and gravy on fries and gave it a name, so poutine is ours

    • @MurdocsMinion
      @MurdocsMinion Год назад +7

      So, you either live in Orlando, Florida, or you live in the Philippines.

    • @crossfire2045
      @crossfire2045 Год назад +2

      I think every McDonalds has its own set of unique items based on the country it is in.

    • @Goose88
      @Goose88 Год назад +1

      @@crossfire2045 Sadly in Australia, we don't have the McUpsidedown or the McKangaroo (at least where I live anyway)

    • @UltraCenterHQ
      @UltraCenterHQ Год назад

      @@Goose88 All the spiders ate all of them, of course

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 Год назад +22

    every cat that look like Ron perlman is definitely bigger then any other cat

    • @thePhoenixQueen
      @thePhoenixQueen Год назад +5

      Pretty sure those are Maine Coons

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 Год назад +5

      @@thePhoenixQueen ron perlman cat look like breed

    • @DuskFrost.Dawnfire.
      @DuskFrost.Dawnfire. Год назад +1

      @@thePhoenixQueen yea, they have that maine coon face and main coons are HUGEEEE

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 Год назад

      looks like a gigacat

  • @reloadedpage8222
    @reloadedpage8222 Год назад +3

    Fun fact: they actually shaved “shrek the sheep” and now keep the fur in the national gallery of Australia, saw it in year 6 when I went on my Canberra camp.

  • @anathemagrim3145
    @anathemagrim3145 Год назад +3

    I can't put into words how much I love this subreddit

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 Год назад +11

    7:31 94p for McSpegettie, well thats the Philippines.
    1pc Chicken McDo with Fries (Spicy) [A] ₱108.00
    1pc Chicken McDo with Mushroom Soup (Original) [B] ₱125.00
    1pc Chicken McDo with Mushroom Soup (Spicy) [B] ₱128.00
    1pc Chicken McDo (Original) [C] ₱95.00
    1pc Chicken McDo (Spicy) [C] ₱98.00
    1pc Mushroom Pepper Steak ₱69.00
    2pc Mushroom Pepper Steak ₱90.00
    Chicken Katsu ₱90.00
    McSpaghetti with Drink ₱64.00
    McSpaghetti Solo ₱56.00
    McSpaghetti with Burger McDo and Drink ₱95.00
    Yeah they have soem different things on their menu.

  • @DSnek-nr120
    @DSnek-nr120 Год назад +12

    9:28 that looks like the chef of total drama island

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 Год назад +3

    I'm a member of a subreddit called r/wolvesarebigyo and it's all about giant wolves and most of them are total babies. It's adorable and I love that subreddit a lot. I'd love if emkay would cover it

  • @Leonidas_L._Lionheart
    @Leonidas_L._Lionheart Год назад +11

    2:33 pretty sure that's Kingpin in disguise! D:

  • @PHLocalExtremeSports
    @PHLocalExtremeSports Год назад +9

    7:25 In the Philippines, McDo offer sweet spaghetti, for just 1.14$

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Год назад +39

    He might be a scary puppy, but he's still a puppy. I've owned pitbulls my whole adult life. Weimaraners as a child. And every single one of my dogs has been overly loving and sweet. Never once has any of my dogs bit anyone.

    • @yikesmydude5641
      @yikesmydude5641 Год назад +10

      So long as they’re trained, any dog can be a good dog :) And, in contrast, any dog can be aggressive or violent when conditioned to be so

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 Год назад +7

      @@yikesmydude5641 fully agreed!! I used to do dog training, and I never met a dog that was inherently mean. Only insecure scared dogs, or dogs that were over compensating for their owners lack of direction and leadership.

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ Год назад

      @@yikesmydude5641 Any dog can be aggressive, but pitbulls and rottweilers are strong enough to kill people. This is like saying "any animal can be dangerous, that's why I have a tiger at home".

    • @CasualDoomer897
      @CasualDoomer897 Год назад

      Just some big luvo babies

  • @Rak_Kingabed
    @Rak_Kingabed Год назад +6

    5:45 I expect to get "Yo mama so fat" jokes for Robin in the future

  • @tntcraftworks
    @tntcraftworks Год назад +2

    Robin gushing over the fat gecko was the highlight of my day

  • @yyawnin
    @yyawnin Год назад +16

    You've handled that "Zubr" pronounciation almost perfect, Comrade Robin!

    • @BCAndCB
      @BCAndCB Год назад

      pronunciation*

    • @yyawnin
      @yyawnin Год назад +1

      @@BCAndCB 🤓

  • @SueMeAndIWillWin
    @SueMeAndIWillWin Год назад +59

    I'm gonna do what I'm thinking with those carrots ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    I'm gonna make stir fry!! What were you thinking?

    • @runawaysparklers622
      @runawaysparklers622 Год назад +15

      Carrot cake.

    • @Dom34007
      @Dom34007 Год назад +4

      I was thinking veggies, mash potatoes and sausages man

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 Год назад +7

      A nice beef stew.
      Just half of one of those carrots is enough to make enough beef stew for the family.

    • @nightskyflyer2638
      @nightskyflyer2638 Год назад +1

      3:01

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 Год назад +1

      Just cut em in to real thin slices dont know why i like carrots with rice but only if they're cut thin....

  • @zipster6393
    @zipster6393 Год назад +10

    7:08
    Jesus is not crusiF*CKING AROUND

  • @skh1112
    @skh1112 Год назад +3

    The giant dog at 5:09 is called an English Mastiff. They are truly gentle giants; I own one named Bella, ten years old and a lazy slobber monster!

  • @NeatBea
    @NeatBea Год назад +16

    That gecko do be lookin THICK

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 Год назад +4

    1:20 manute bol is the second tallest nba player of all time at 7'7", he might have also been the oldest but the tribe he lived at didnt measure age, he could have been 51 when he last played

  • @miccrhaafetl5101
    @miccrhaafetl5101 Год назад +9

    0:56 I would join a cult to worship that cat.

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 Год назад +1

      pure definition of giga cat

  • @puhleezman
    @puhleezman Год назад +3

    bro just said ok to the doom slayer for the police department like its a boring picture

  • @tinnin6155
    @tinnin6155 Год назад +10

    0:08 don't tell me what to do... *five minutes later* OUCH, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ROBIN

    • @lazar1536
      @lazar1536 Год назад +4

      📸🤨

    • @tinnin6155
      @tinnin6155 Год назад +2

      @@lazar1536 gonna cost you a smaller carrot if you're gonna take a photo

    • @bkCheezburgor
      @bkCheezburgor Год назад +2

      Was the soup you Made too hot

    • @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420
      @vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 Год назад +2

      @@bkCheezburgor oh you innocent, innocent cheezit

    • @samuelfernandesoliveira
      @samuelfernandesoliveira Год назад +1

      @@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 he inhaled the carrot?

  • @MrCatstache151
    @MrCatstache151 Год назад +4

    Uncensored “Fuck” found at 3:47
    I love pointing these out whenever I hear them. It’s like a game of where Waldo

  • @Fightingforthelost
    @Fightingforthelost Год назад +3

    Yeah, the Alaskan King sized bed is 108"x108" (9ft by 9ft or 274.32cm by 274.32cm if you're not a heathen). They're massive beds, and frankly I think they were made just to peeve off California and Texan king owners. Alaskan's are kinda big on that, LOL.

  • @chimpgaming8290
    @chimpgaming8290 Год назад +1

    The narrator can be so happy one minute and then just go on a rant

  • @sumsum-rq1nc
    @sumsum-rq1nc Год назад +9

    4:00 real life juggernaut

  • @Grellibe
    @Grellibe Год назад +1

    Fun fact: The cocaine bear is getting a movie where he apparently goes on a rampage. He didn't actually do that. But he was found with his stomach full of cocaine, however only a few grams made it into his system.
    His name is Pablo Escobear. He was taxidermied where he lived in a town called Catahoochie (yes...) And was later bought by American country singer, Waylon Jennings. He now is on display at a mall in Kentucky.
    I don't think he should have been stuffed, and I feel bad for him having gotten into the drugs overdosing. But the overall story is pretty wild and amusing.

  • @SpectralFlames05
    @SpectralFlames05 Год назад +5

    6:21 this cat is a descendant of the dwarfs

    • @zelda.1129
      @zelda.1129 Год назад +1

      The cat's fur makes it look like it has a moustache
      Wich reminds me of kaiser wilhelm II's

  • @moonlitcat2022
    @moonlitcat2022 Год назад +2

    Props to the editing team, who had to censor so much.

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 Год назад +3

    The kid with the 4 gallon jug has serious big brain.

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu Год назад +2

    7:25 the McSpaghetti is served in the Philippines. Filipino spaghetti is sweeter and the sauce has hotdogs in it! It's one of my favorite foods ever

  • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
    @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm Год назад +7

    That thumbnail is what Pekora meant, when she said she weighs 3 carrots

  • @SK8GEEK1
    @SK8GEEK1 Год назад +1

    The distain for just having to read that a cop was even in this compilation, really paints how far left Robin really is. Surprised there wasn’t Elon musk hate also in this video

  • @Borthax
    @Borthax Год назад +3

    Idk if this has been pointed out there but the man went to a McDonalds in the Philippines. He absolutely towered over the lady since we Filipinos aren't really known to be tall.

  • @haunteddestiny312
    @haunteddestiny312 Год назад +3

    2:29 he looks so proud!

  • @FBGYouTube
    @FBGYouTube Год назад +8

    2:19 Cocaine Bear vs Australia Spider
    Who would win?

    • @bkCheezburgor
      @bkCheezburgor Год назад +1

      What would Happen If we combined them together

    • @FBGYouTube
      @FBGYouTube Год назад +1

      @@bkCheezburgor OH SNHIT

  • @reallyreal1057
    @reallyreal1057 Год назад +1

    The toad was a Centurion in Caesar's Legion who died in the First Battle of Hoover Dam on the 15th of June, 2277. Rest in Peace.

  • @SouthernersSax
    @SouthernersSax Год назад +9

    2:08
    I have seen this bear in person. It is on display in Lexington, KY at a place called Kentucky for Kentucky, and that shiny pendant around its neck is a placard identifying it as "Pablo Escobear."

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah Год назад +2

    9:39 When the entire party wants to sleep in the same bed.

  • @PushoverMediaCritic
    @PushoverMediaCritic Год назад +3

    3:28 Hold up, isn't that the guy? Isn't that Mr "Absolute Unit" himself?

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 Год назад +1

    @5:21: That is, more than likely, a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog. They are an intentional crossbreed of German Shepherds with Carpathian grey wolves.

  • @Chron0Pix3l
    @Chron0Pix3l Год назад +4

    0:28 its used to put together the Ikea stores.

  • @strawberry_cloud-
    @strawberry_cloud- Год назад +1

    2:02 I haven’t laughed so hard at a stupid pic in so long 😂😂🐻 and yes that bear is a pillow pet

  • @aminyamumsminge
    @aminyamumsminge Год назад +4

    @2:24 that's hulk,the world's biggest pitbull

  • @AceSpaceSFS
    @AceSpaceSFS Год назад

    When you said "IS IT HALF SQUIRREL?" I could relate.
    My cat has that kind of tail and was raised by squirrels.

  • @dinopower901
    @dinopower901 Год назад +8

    6:49 guy on the left looks like senator Armstrong

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Год назад +1

    "Officer Bane, Tulsa PD, now put your hads behind your back...or I will break it."

  • @Truimens
    @Truimens Год назад +7

    3:17 sadly freya was put down recently

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Год назад +4

    1:30 The name “Chaim” is pronounced “HY-am.” The letter that is transliterated as “Ch” in Hebrew doesn’t exist in our language. The closest approximation we can get is the gutteral sound at the end of the Scottish word “loch.”

  • @praxedescabrera7697
    @praxedescabrera7697 Год назад +3

    The Mcspagehtti can only be found in Orlando, Florida, and in the Philippines, where it's considered a staple menu item. Hope you read this comment and hope it helped.

  • @casualpotato6499
    @casualpotato6499 Год назад +4

    4:00 I'm dissatisfied with how little of a reaction he had

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 Год назад +6

    0:50 MY CABBAGES!

  • @UsernotFound2018
    @UsernotFound2018 Год назад +1

    4:00 That is one of the main charators side kick in every Episode ever

  • @WohaoG
    @WohaoG Год назад +12

    My uncensored robin collection is getting THICC
    Let's add 3:47 to the pile! Let's fucking do this!

    • @Applz_
      @Applz_ Год назад +2

      He said it so fast the editors left it in 💀

  • @jimmyjoe9668
    @jimmyjoe9668 Год назад +1

    Please return to this. My and my cousins have referring to people as units for years and this video was the highlight of my morning.

  • @rhodryaddis9477
    @rhodryaddis9477 Год назад +14

    Robin being scared of that sweet doggo (looks like a Dogue De Bordeaux, like hooch from turner & hooch) makes me sad. Bully breeds are misunderstood 😢
    8:15

    • @rhodryaddis9477
      @rhodryaddis9477 Год назад +3

      Actually, looking at it again, those look more like pitt bull pups.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Год назад +4

      Pit bulls - if handled correctly by a good human and not some asshole - are the sweetest things, too.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Год назад

      That's 8:40 with the scary doggo

  • @inreality25
    @inreality25 Год назад +2

    1:55 my cat has competition against fred now

  • @NeatBea
    @NeatBea Год назад +5

    Remember to stay hydrated, folks

    • @bkCheezburgor
      @bkCheezburgor Год назад

      Screw you i threw up because i drank too much water

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 11 месяцев назад

    9:36 the fact that that massive dog is sitting on your leg cannot be comfortable, heaven forbid if he squashes your ghoulies, that’ll hurt

  • @bailaabrams3897
    @bailaabrams3897 Год назад +3

    Ur voice acting improved by a lot since I last heard ya you must be working hard good job 😊👍

  • @cutesilver1012
    @cutesilver1012 Год назад +2

    1:24 bruh, when I was a kid the container you brought it had to fit within like a cardboard hole and my family brought a small bucket we were sharing that was within the size limit and we didn't even fill it more than half and they made us pay because it wasn't allowed apparently. That kid must have went to a 7-11 where the people are actually nice

  • @danielleortiz2040
    @danielleortiz2040 Год назад +141

    This subreddit is entirely dedicated to the gigachads of size and strength + god skill and intellectual skill on the leaderboard of strength for earth.
    Edit: woah I'm cool
    Edit 2: woah I'm cooler
    Edit 3: woah I'm coolerer

    • @denis2381
      @denis2381 Год назад +1

      Hey Baby girl

    • @danielleortiz2040
      @danielleortiz2040 Год назад +1

      @@denis2381 Ayo?

    • @tapwater_
      @tapwater_ Год назад

      Hey Baby girl

    • @danielleortiz2040
      @danielleortiz2040 Год назад

      @@denis2381 listen here, Denis. I will not tolerate sexual harassment/sexual inducement. Please do not continue what you are doing and stop at this line. You have been behaving inappropriately across Emkay's comment section and I do wish you stop right here. Who knows how many times you broke the 4th wall. Who knows? Just stop.

    • @danielleortiz2040
      @danielleortiz2040 Год назад

      @@tapwater_ Same reason as Denis, Çesme Suyu. I will not put up with this.

  • @ojhudgins7326
    @ojhudgins7326 Год назад +2

    My cat is an absolute unit. He weighs 16 pounds, takes up our entire coffee table, and we can find no cat harness that will fit him. It's not fat. My cat is just extremely buff.

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope Год назад

      i want pictures of your cat

    • @ojhudgins7326
      @ojhudgins7326 Год назад

      @@TantalumPolytope i don't know how i'd share them but here is extra description: we have a cat tree, pretty big, about as tall as a 5 drawer cabinet. he doesn't fit on it. so we got him a shoebox he can sleep in and everytime he crawls in there, it creaks and stretches. even when we found him on the street, he was like almost as big as me. and that was when he was a flipping skeleton. then again he could seem big to me because our other cat is 8 pounds and 1 year old. tl;dr: our cats have cartoonish proportions

  • @sackboy1665
    @sackboy1665 Год назад +4

    4:44 for size comparison a person is about as big as one of those turrets

  • @MaxArt2501
    @MaxArt2501 Год назад +1

    That lad at 3:26 is actually the _origin_ of the expression "absolute unit". Everything started with him.

  • @frogtank4407
    @frogtank4407 Год назад +1

    8:28 if a toad's shoulders look like that, it's a very good indicator that the toad has poison sacks on their shoulders. do not touch them.

  • @cristsan4171
    @cristsan4171 Год назад +7

    7:00 Norway Loki's private porn collection photo revealed

  • @josiahlee2098
    @josiahlee2098 Год назад

    0:01
    “I’d say it’s around average”
    -my friend who will be disappointed in the future

  • @shinzouriku5310
    @shinzouriku5310 Год назад +9

    The McSpaghetti thing is in the Philippines. If you're wondering why there is a McSpaghetti, it's another case of foreign companies trying to adapt to local customs. Jollibee (which originated in the Philippines btw) normally serves spaghetti, which means in order to compete, McDonald's also had to serve spaghetti. This is also the reason why the other dishes have rice.
    As for the taste, it's decent imo. I don't often eat the McSpaghetti, mostly because I only go to McDonald's to eat the nuggets (since Jollibee doesn't have them.)

    • @rachellynnparker8092
      @rachellynnparker8092 Год назад +1

      Hahaha I literally just finished making a similar comment.

    • @frozengaming398
      @frozengaming398 Год назад +1

      at my local McDonald’s the spaghetti tastes.. like Italian spaghetti, in ph we have really sweet spaghetti so this is kinda out of place, still decent imo

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Год назад +1

    What an absolute unit of a censor sound!

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 Год назад +3

    Oh come on now hulk's a big sweetheart. I mean you don't go surprising dude, make sure he's cool with you first but generally pitbulls are super chill once they don't take you as a threat.

  • @Dark-6678
    @Dark-6678 Год назад +1

    7:35 OMG Monterey Bay Aquarium, is this a DougDoug reference.

  • @Harm0niVT
    @Harm0niVT Год назад +3

    As somebody who lives in new Zealand, I can say we have the weirdest and largest animals lol.