I used to think the “don’t tread on me” thing was a nature conservation thing to get people to be aware of snakes on the ground and not to step on them and hurt them by accident. Then I learned what it really means and was extremely disappointed that it wasn’t a snake conservation movement
That one about the McDonald's chicken nuggets is 100% a lie. First of all, if they run out of something, they stop selling it until they get more. Second, the nuggets come premade and frozen. They don't just get made on the spot. Also, there's nothing there that you could make "vegan" nuggets out of. How do I know this? I used to actually be a manager at McDonald's.
Here is something I learned when interacting with mcdonalds drive through: if you are lactose intollarant or dont like cheese avoid getting burgers because they seem to love throwing cheese on every burger even if you politely ask for it to not be included. (this was from my own local branch so I dont know how much if at all it does pan to other locations)
They said the nuggets tasted better than normal??? Honestly, how often does it happen that people come back to the counter and leave an impromptu review like "Your Hamburger sandwich tasted particularly scrumptious today, my good fellow! My compliments to the chef!"
I just love the ideas these vegans have, at the end of the consumer line, thinking any animals are saved and not just wasted product. These stories were pure bull, but far from the only ones of the kind.
what? i thought that is was 100% real! seriously, when some people comment things like this, i go for a long walk down the street, attracting puppies left and right because im such an awesome person and then i sit in front of an old tree. the tree then speaks to me: "what has upset you today, human", and i tell it: "capitalism is causing oranges to grow in spring, upsetting the lifecycle of the platypus", and then the tree smiles, and hands me a sticker. because i am the greatest and dont understand the concept of my own blatant ignorance...
negative that is 200% therefore you are erroneous and inaccurate I want to state before anyone puts me on r/Iamverysmart I am joking, This is proof that I'm joking and I am sorry to the guy I sent this to, thank you for your time and let's back to the funny emkay telling people their bullshit stories aren' true.
And just how did they know their server was an Atheist? Did he/she come up and announce it "Hi, my name is Debbie. I'm an Atheist. I'll be your godless server tonight. Today's specials Deviled eggs, Diablo chicken, roast cloven hoof of beast, and for dessert we have Devil's food cake"
I'm prepared to be r/wooshed for this but I think you're confusing atheism for satanism, atheism is when you just don't follow any religion and satanism is when you worship Satan.
As a kid who liked writing dark poetry and found it easier than lovey dovey stuff - I promise unless it's DEEPLY CONCERNING - teachers do not give a single Eff. In fact, they usually read it like anything else and are like "Ah very nice" and grade it. XD So no a teacher DEF would not react to "I'll write super dark poetry" with "oh okay never mind then" - they'd be like "haha prove it, we teach Poe in this class and your 14 year old brain is likely not writing anything darker than that." [idk Poe is the darkest I could think that most high schools would teach lol]
My thoughts exactly. I’ve turned in all sorts of horror pieces and teachers will never bat an eye at it, mainly because chances are they’ve seen and graded stuff like it many times before. The only time where a teacher would care is if your piece suggests issues with your life (like abuse or mental issues.)
Me too! Even showed my favorite teacher a short little horror story. He asked me what inspired me and then gave me some feedback. They have no reason to care if you aren’t talking about your own life
Yeah I was that super duper egdy goth girl and no teacher ever gave a single fuck about anything I wrote or did or about my appearance. They deal with little edgelords and ladies all the time, they only care if your grammar and choice of words is good and if you show up to class.
@@CuteLilEldritch1010 i remember a horror story I wrote as a kid about a demon that kills people and possesses their dead body to pretend like they’re still alive My teacher was like “oooh very nice”
@@evagarcia865 One time I wrote a story about a girl that’s being hunted down by a cult and dealing with the insatiable guilt of murdering her best friend. My teacher liked it so much that she not only used my work as example work, but she also showed it to the other faculty members (who also liked it), and has encouraged me to turn the short story into a novel. Point is, teachers don’t care if your work is edgy.
If that guy was able to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" at such a young age, then I was able to say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" at my school assembly
@@derivativename1359 oh yeah, right, those accomplishments just seem so insignificant compared to creating portal guns made from 3D printed parts to make them accessible to everyone
I think you were also that guy who saved 1,458 homeless people in LA from a meteorite that was heading towards them and gave them a place to stay, right?
I would think restaurant servers substituting vegan options for meat dishes without the customer's knowledge would be setting themselves and their employer up for a lawsuit. Imagine ordering sausage, expecting pork, then having an allergic reaction to, say, the soybeans in the vegan version.
Not to mention the fact that they aren't actually saving any animals with their bullshit. It's not like the farms will choose an animal to not slaughter because someone ate vegan meat substitute, nor that they would even know or care when someone did actually eat it. It's altruistic virtue signalling that feeds the vegan's ego, and makes them feel better about themselves, while in no way impacting the meat industry.
On the one hand? Yes. On the other they'd be un-battered and made out of pickles, lettuce, onions, and french fries because it's macdonalds. Aint nobody eating those things. Assuming we pretend to believe this actually happened for even a second.
honestly, 8:20 could be real. a couple years ago in the netherlands it came out that a highschool did not give the students enough exams and as such their diploma would no longer be valid despite some folks already at uni or ever done with it.
There’s just no point in making that up, it’s not especially funny, doesn’t make you look smart or cool or whatever the people on this sub think they look like. It is what it is, a school administrator fucked up I guess 🤷♀️
If in the US I don't believe it was real. High schools here only keep graduating students records for about 3 years max, and even if they discovered an error from years ago the staff aren't paid enough to care to pursue it.
I have a "that happened" story, me and one of my roommates were in Walmart picking up something for the house, and heard someone call 'Marco' so, being in a good mood and thinking it'd be pretty funny we called back 'Polo', went on two or three times. We do live in a college town, and if the three of us are out doing shopping and get lost that's how we find each other too, since it's more fun than texting, though we've only done it once
@@MuchWhittering their comments seem legit and they even reply, so uhh what other evidence is there because I seriously do not know if this is a bot because it don’t seem like that. They might just be a guy that switches names or pfps a lot
3:47 Honestly, I suspect this one actually *did* happen, but that crucial details were omitted. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was a no smoking area, or if the guy was upwind of the entrance. There are a lot of ways that could’ve gone where the “Karen” was completely in the right.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla I haven't been to this subreddit myself, but the title implies stories that are completely fabricated. My point was that the guy seemed to be the kind of person who would do something obnoxious, and twist the facts to make himself look better, rather than make stuff up entirely.
As a smoker... yeah, no, that's freakin' obnoxious. I try to stay down wind, and keep my smoke from bothering others, because I'm not an entitled a-hole. (And cigars are a special kind of nasty. Ew.)
@@wmdkitty Most smokers tend to be more considerate, and most of the few times I’ve seen someone smoking, I haven’t had to worry about secondhand smoke, but the “upwind of the entrance” thing is something I’ve actually seen some smokers do. I have only seen that happen twice: the first time was at a Cheesecake Factory in 2019 or so, of which I don’t remember much aside from having to avoid the smoke for several minutes because I didn’t want to go in for reasons that I don’t remember. The second time was at a hotel just a few months ago; the sprinklers were on, so I thought it was just water at first and audibly gagged when I smelled it as a result. This isn’t the behavior of a smoker so much as it is the behavior of obnoxious, entitled people who happen to _be_ smokers.
Glad to see that Robin is taking a break and that Jack is currently taking one for the team this video! Another victim to drive insane for the editors! 😂
Just a little tip I've learned recently, it's better to not start with "can we just appreciate" because that's what a lot of bot channels spam. I definitely agree with you though!
10:40 to be fair when I was in hospital when the doctor showed up my heart rate went up noticeably.. not to an alarming level like they claim, but it did go up
Yeah and if we're monitoring you closely enough to know that your heart rate went up when the doctor came in? Then we're monitoring you like it's not a secret you know where monitoring your because you've got all these little sticky things and wire stuck to you. And also you can tell based on the telestrip.
3:53 What company gives you a lunch break long enough that you have time to go to a RESTAURANT? I get a half hour break, and that's barely long enough for me to grab a sandwich from the fast food place across the street.
0:50 What kind of English teacher does this person have? None of mine would have ever taken that excuse. They have their students reading books like Lord of the Flies, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Speak, all sorts of dark subjects. And you think they "wouldn't be able to handle" your edgy teenage poems? Unless you actively express intent to harm yourself or others, there's no way they'd even bat an eye.
In American history the don't tread on me symbol was a pretty big symbol for the American Revolution. It is also a big symbol used in protests, and while it is disrespectful for the banner to be used in such a way, it was used by radical right members to promote Ultra-nationalism and other radical right ideas which include Facism, Nazism and Falangism which is completely opposed to the founding beliefs of the founding fathers and the person who made the banner.
You make it seem like every one that honors it, and the history it represents is far right, and/or a fascist/neo nazi. A lot of people also just see it as a symbol of freedom and liberty.
@@mikefelty2625 you didn't understand what I said did you? I said it has been used in such things which is disrespectful to the original creator of the banner
Okay, the Loki one is super infamous Loki cosplayer. Who has met Tom in Loki cosplay. They seriously have to deal with people stealing his photos everyday for bull shit like that. That's not him talking in that post. Another person stealing their photo. Because they're super sweet. Makes me so mad.
And SOOO many vegetables. Let's see, there is shoestring potatoes, ummm, lettuce, tomato, maybe cucumbers. That sure would make a delicious veggie chicken nugget. Yum, I can hardly wait
Meanwhile me, who is living near an airport and LITERALLY EVERY plane goes just 10 meter above our house: "just an another beautiful day" *whole house starts shaking* "just a normal day as usual*
haha yup XD I have a few pictures hanging in frames in my room, and I actually stick little things under them to lift them from the wall so it doesn’t rattle super loud in the morning and wake me up when I’m sleeping in
1:34 Yes the little girl cutting the orange definitely looks like a 2 year old yeah sure. Of course that's not to also say that there's a possibility the photo is staged which I believe is more than likely to be the case.
I work/volunteer with two-three year olds, they can just hold a pencil correctly. They aren't going to be using a knife sharp enough to cut a large orange.
The story at like 2:42 sounds realistic where i live 💀 theres a surprising amount of therians and furries here who just walk around with tails/paws/ears/etc Most of them are pretty chill but you definitely get the occasional wacko, usually the younger ones
0:57 yeah I actually know the teacher who had this student (either that or the teacher had a student who did the same thing) and the teacher didn’t leave her alone because of your “dark poetry” (which when she was later forced to write just copied my poem about how the roads are veins of poison or an infection or something. I believe the poem was something like “I see tree of green Along the road, infection That’s humanity” The meaning behind it was how the world before was organic and the artificial things we put into it is an infection to the world. I’m not saying it’s bad to have it but it is bad to cause too much damage. Anyhow that’s my 2 cents.
"... And then all the people I gave something different than what they ordered went to the hospital because of soy allergies" never serve people something different from what they ordered. It can be very dangerous
I was watching this video and then accidentally turned into a dinossaur that shoot lasers through the eyes, that got the mission to kill an ancient wise tree
Ok but the hs diploma one ive had weird nightmares like that, were im called in and their all "yeah you actually didn't graduate" and im just like "...but im 26 now-"
2:59 As someone who is/was apart of the therian and otherkin community we do not claim them, we are not all like this, and that behavior is not what we are encouraging. Good night everyone
10:18 atleast the date and lightning storm part are true but, i think his mother would be a bit too busy GIVING BIRTH to declare her son a child of light.
Therians and furries are different. Therians identify either spiritually, psychologically, or otherwise as an animal, some how in a past life or what ever. Furries are people who may dress up as their fursonas or draw them ig. As a past furry and Therian, yeah it’s annoying when they mixed up the two lol
So, that guy asks the person who waits on them in restaurants what their religion is? Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that. It may not be illegal, but someone else's religion is no one else's business. And, apparently he doesn't realize that the wait staff don't cook the meals. Sending the liver back in exchange for a steak doesn't put the waiter out...the chef will be cooking the steak. So much wrong in just a few sentences.
Ah yes. The ol 'someone has a different belief system then me. Time to punish the non believer." story. They forgot the detail that, when they left the resturant, God clapped
I could totally see the Bohemian Rhapsody one. My son and I throw song lyrics and movie quotes back and forth all the time. Also comedy bits that we both like. On rare occasions, other people join in.
The "don't tread on me" one is weird because the main point of the Libertarian party is anti/smaller government, and BLM is protesting police officers and asking for the dismantling of the police. Police being agents of the state shouldn't he want to join the protest?
Ayo, I actually want to spread some news about the Don't Tread On Me belt buckle! It was a flag proposed by Cristopher Gadsden, which is why it's known as the Gadsden Flag, and used during the American Revolution by the Constitutional Marines. The rattlesnake, highly dangerous if you can't handle them right, has been used a symbol for many years, but famously was used by Benjamin Franklin's cartoon "Join or Die" as an, let us say, homage for the thirteen colonies. The Gadsden Flag was changed quite a many times, a famous version held by the Culpeper Minutemen, granting us the words of "Liberty or Death" alongside the main phrase. Another famous flag is the Pinetree Flag used by the Massachusetts Commonwealth for maritime use. Originally having the words printed "An Appeal to Heaven" or sometimes "An Appeal to God" across. However, within the past 120+ years, the words have sadly been removed. Ps. I liked the design of the belt buckle, story the guy attached to it was shit though.
The Tesla one reminds me that I keep getting suggested pages on Facebook that are like "history" or "Tesla facts" but instead of having really cool stuff that is real its always like "aliens built the pyramids" and "Tesla secretly invented free power". Like come on.
5:40 I'm fairly sure "the atheist" could just easily check the ticket sent to the kitchen and confirm your order. It's not like the words "chicken liver" can be misheard as "steak". But then this didn't happen, so in fiction, anything can be whatever you want it to be XD
1:12 I could totally see a kid doing that honestly. It's a big word, but kids love stating all the random knowledge they know. Also, as a person who's been in primary school before; that "sorry" is the longest word or whatever is totally not bs. I've heard that expect speech.
Yeah that sounds like an “education speech” about saying you’re sorry, and also everyone memes on supercalifragilisticexpialidocious so why couldn’t a kid know the word “antidisestablishmentarianism”?
0:49 lmaoo, imagine writing "dark" poetry. everybody knows REAL poetry is about movie end credits and words that sound funny. sometimes even about how some people are pretty, or how sometimes you're a little upset at people for no real reason. (i said, validating my own poems specifically)
"I made that looser take it back to the kitchen and make me a steak" They know waiters don't make food right? They just deliver it. Also how do you even tell if a waiter is atheist? Do you ask every single waiter you meet about their religious beliefs??
Either way they are cheating the system and purposefully sabotaging when the restaurant staff did nothing wrong. They are basically just being an asshole and cant keep up on honest premises. If you really have something against the restaurant/staff for one reason or another, you just dont order there
Don’t tread on me can be threatening because historically speaking during the American revolution, a branch from Philadelphia used the flag as a marching flag and a symbol of the movement
This one time back when I was in high school back in the 80's and girl I was dating broke up with me first thing in the morning. And by that afternoon I was still upset so I got into a fight. We had been dating for almost a year! I know what you did that summer Tanya!
Furries can't exist in peace because people like to have information fed to them and don't like questioning it, because that takes effort, and our brains enjoy being lazy. We make a lot of quick assumptions, and we don't like being wrong. Like I wonder how many people assumed, that my sister and I were on a date when we go to a restaurant together.
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these people should write storybooks for children. theyre probably the only people who would believe half this bs lol
Yeah
Nah not even kids would believe this bullshit.
burn
not even children bro
I don’t think they even believe any of it.
I used to think the “don’t tread on me” thing was a nature conservation thing to get people to be aware of snakes on the ground and not to step on them and hurt them by accident. Then I learned what it really means and was extremely disappointed that it wasn’t a snake conservation movement
I'm so sorry this is hilarious
I was disappointed too
i’d sign a petition to MAKE it a snake conservation project
That's way too wholesome >~
"no step on snek"
That one about the McDonald's chicken nuggets is 100% a lie. First of all, if they run out of something, they stop selling it until they get more. Second, the nuggets come premade and frozen. They don't just get made on the spot. Also, there's nothing there that you could make "vegan" nuggets out of. How do I know this? I used to actually be a manager at McDonald's.
Thank you for your service
Here is something I learned when interacting with mcdonalds drive through: if you are lactose intollarant or dont like cheese avoid getting burgers because they seem to love throwing cheese on every burger even if you politely ask for it to not be included. (this was from my own local branch so I dont know how much if at all it does pan to other locations)
They said the nuggets tasted better than normal??? Honestly, how often does it happen that people come back to the counter and leave an impromptu review like "Your Hamburger sandwich tasted particularly scrumptious today, my good fellow! My compliments to the chef!"
They're all lies dude, that's the whole point of the subreddit...
I just love the ideas these vegans have, at the end of the consumer line, thinking any animals are saved and not just wasted product. These stories were pure bull, but far from the only ones of the kind.
This subreddit is 50% kids thinking they're cool and 50% adults just lying for attention. And it's 100% cringe.
what? i thought that is was 100% real! seriously, when some people comment things like this, i go for a long walk down the street, attracting puppies left and right because im such an awesome person and then i sit in front of an old tree. the tree then speaks to me: "what has upset you today, human", and i tell it: "capitalism is causing oranges to grow in spring, upsetting the lifecycle of the platypus", and then the tree smiles, and hands me a sticker. because i am the greatest and dont understand the concept of my own blatant ignorance...
@@WoolyCow Lmao good story bro
@@WoolyCow That sounds like one hell of a drug trip.
negative that is 200% therefore you are erroneous and inaccurate
I want to state before anyone puts me on r/Iamverysmart I am joking,
This is proof that I'm joking and I am sorry to the guy I sent this to, thank you for your time and let's back to the funny emkay telling people their bullshit stories aren' true.
And just how did they know their server was an Atheist? Did he/she come up and announce it "Hi, my name is Debbie. I'm an Atheist. I'll be your godless server tonight. Today's specials Deviled eggs, Diablo chicken, roast cloven hoof of beast, and for dessert we have Devil's food cake"
"Hi Debbie! I'll take a slice of cloven hoof and a devil's food cake with 2 forks!"
(CHANTS OMINOUSLY IN LATIN)
I like how the food slowly got more satanic
@@kristie9144 Deprecare Deum pacis, ut conterat Satanam sub pedibus nostris, ne ultra valeat captivos tenere homines, et Ecclesiae nocere
wut, is that what you think we talk like or how you think the person who would say that thinks we would sound like?
I'm prepared to be r/wooshed for this but I think you're confusing atheism for satanism, atheism is when you just don't follow any religion and satanism is when you worship Satan.
As a kid who liked writing dark poetry and found it easier than lovey dovey stuff - I promise unless it's DEEPLY CONCERNING - teachers do not give a single Eff. In fact, they usually read it like anything else and are like "Ah very nice" and grade it. XD So no a teacher DEF would not react to "I'll write super dark poetry" with "oh okay never mind then" - they'd be like "haha prove it, we teach Poe in this class and your 14 year old brain is likely not writing anything darker than that." [idk Poe is the darkest I could think that most high schools would teach lol]
My thoughts exactly. I’ve turned in all sorts of horror pieces and teachers will never bat an eye at it, mainly because chances are they’ve seen and graded stuff like it many times before. The only time where a teacher would care is if your piece suggests issues with your life (like abuse or mental issues.)
Me too! Even showed my favorite teacher a short little horror story. He asked me what inspired me and then gave me some feedback. They have no reason to care if you aren’t talking about your own life
Yeah I was that super duper egdy goth girl and no teacher ever gave a single fuck about anything I wrote or did or about my appearance. They deal with little edgelords and ladies all the time, they only care if your grammar and choice of words is good and if you show up to class.
@@CuteLilEldritch1010 i remember a horror story I wrote as a kid about a demon that kills people and possesses their dead body to pretend like they’re still alive
My teacher was like “oooh very nice”
@@evagarcia865 One time I wrote a story about a girl that’s being hunted down by a cult and dealing with the insatiable guilt of murdering her best friend. My teacher liked it so much that she not only used my work as example work, but she also showed it to the other faculty members (who also liked it), and has encouraged me to turn the short story into a novel.
Point is, teachers don’t care if your work is edgy.
If that guy was able to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" at such a young age, then I was able to say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" at my school assembly
You forgot to mention that you solved world hunger and cured all diseases as well as winning the Nobel Prize at the age of 6
@@derivativename1359 oh yeah, right, those accomplishments just seem so insignificant compared to creating portal guns made from 3D printed parts to make them accessible to everyone
@@derp24lordz hahaha😆
I think you were also that guy who saved 1,458 homeless people in LA from a meteorite that was heading towards them and gave them a place to stay, right?
@@2763enjoyer yep, I will say it was quite a tedious task considering I was only 8
I would think restaurant servers substituting vegan options for meat dishes without the customer's knowledge would be setting themselves and their employer up for a lawsuit. Imagine ordering sausage, expecting pork, then having an allergic reaction to, say, the soybeans in the vegan version.
Not to mention the fact that they aren't actually saving any animals with their bullshit. It's not like the farms will choose an animal to not slaughter because someone ate vegan meat substitute, nor that they would even know or care when someone did actually eat it. It's altruistic virtue signalling that feeds the vegan's ego, and makes them feel better about themselves, while in no way impacting the meat industry.
Exactly what I was thinking.
True
It is.
On the one hand? Yes. On the other they'd be un-battered and made out of pickles, lettuce, onions, and french fries because it's macdonalds. Aint nobody eating those things.
Assuming we pretend to believe this actually happened for even a second.
Watching emkay walking home from school sick at lunch is the best calming method 👌
Feel better!
honestly, 8:20 could be real. a couple years ago in the netherlands it came out that a highschool did not give the students enough exams and as such their diploma would no longer be valid despite some folks already at uni or ever done with it.
Yeeeah, I was thinking that one sounded depressingly real...
There’s just no point in making that up, it’s not especially funny, doesn’t make you look smart or cool or whatever the people on this sub think they look like. It is what it is, a school administrator fucked up I guess 🤷♀️
If in the US I don't believe it was real. High schools here only keep graduating students records for about 3 years max, and even if they discovered an error from years ago the staff aren't paid enough to care to pursue it.
I have a "that happened" story, me and one of my roommates were in Walmart picking up something for the house, and heard someone call 'Marco' so, being in a good mood and thinking it'd be pretty funny we called back 'Polo', went on two or three times. We do live in a college town, and if the three of us are out doing shopping and get lost that's how we find each other too, since it's more fun than texting, though we've only done it once
Emkay narrators are so talented. Emkay editors are so talented. I love this channel. Everyday it brings me joy.
@L. A. Sunrise Because it's a spam bot, posting generic comments which don't require watching the video.
@@MuchWhittering their comments seem legit and they even reply, so uhh what other evidence is there because I seriously do not know if this is a bot because it don’t seem like that. They might just be a guy that switches names or pfps a lot
@@MuchWhittering I'm a spam bot now? Lmao.
I'm the 69th liker of this comment
@@Tyranitar. I switch between 3 profiles now and then. I wouldn't even say a lot because it's usually every few months depending on what mood I'm in.
3:47 Honestly, I suspect this one actually *did* happen, but that crucial details were omitted. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was a no smoking area, or if the guy was upwind of the entrance. There are a lot of ways that could’ve gone where the “Karen” was completely in the right.
Omission is a form of lying.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla I haven't been to this subreddit myself, but the title implies stories that are completely fabricated. My point was that the guy seemed to be the kind of person who would do something obnoxious, and twist the facts to make himself look better, rather than make stuff up entirely.
As a smoker... yeah, no, that's freakin' obnoxious. I try to stay down wind, and keep my smoke from bothering others, because I'm not an entitled a-hole. (And cigars are a special kind of nasty. Ew.)
@@wmdkitty Most smokers tend to be more considerate, and most of the few times I’ve seen someone smoking, I haven’t had to worry about secondhand smoke, but the “upwind of the entrance” thing is something I’ve actually seen some smokers do. I have only seen that happen twice: the first time was at a Cheesecake Factory in 2019 or so, of which I don’t remember much aside from having to avoid the smoke for several minutes because I didn’t want to go in for reasons that I don’t remember. The second time was at a hotel just a few months ago; the sprinklers were on, so I thought it was just water at first and audibly gagged when I smelled it as a result. This isn’t the behavior of a smoker so much as it is the behavior of obnoxious, entitled people who happen to _be_ smokers.
*plane:* exists
*that one girl:* cries
True. So true. Truer than a… umm…
2:16 That student didn't have to expose their friend that hard.
My, you are everywhere! What do you have, a comment maker?
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake bot, lmao
@@somepolishguywhocanspeaken2102 it's a cool bot then
Dude actually thinks McDonald's makes the nuggets from scratch?! 🤣
0:55 if this is real, the teacher probably went "im not paid for this"
Glad to see that Robin is taking a break and that Jack is currently taking one for the team this video! Another victim to drive insane for the editors! 😂
Can we all just appreciate how much effort Jack puts into being algorithm appropriate in his narration. *Slow Clap*
Just a little tip I've learned recently, it's better to not start with "can we just appreciate" because that's what a lot of bot channels spam. I definitely agree with you though!
@@ModernDayKnight03 omg u speak the truth
9:00 Lol, not gonna lie I kinda believe this one. This was something my mom would have totally done
10:40 to be fair when I was in hospital when the doctor showed up my heart rate went up noticeably.. not to an alarming level like they claim, but it did go up
Yeah and if we're monitoring you closely enough to know that your heart rate went up when the doctor came in? Then we're monitoring you like it's not a secret you know where monitoring your because you've got all these little sticky things and wire stuck to you. And also you can tell based on the telestrip.
Imagine discriminating over literally what is essentially a real life head canon (5:16)
But its ok because no believe in god = big poopooo bad guy meanie evil trash dum dum! >:(
/j
Ok for real though, anytime I say "mama" to get my mom's attention, she replies with bohemian rhapsody lines.
Yeah I was thinking that if only one of these ACTUALLY happened it was this one.
Editing to add: people underestimate Bohemian Rhapsody's power.
That was the one story that sounded believable in here cuz it's def something I would do if I had kids
3:53 What company gives you a lunch break long enough that you have time to go to a RESTAURANT?
I get a half hour break, and that's barely long enough for me to grab a sandwich from the fast food place across the street.
Walmart gives an hour
Every place I've worked has given us an hour for lunch. But then I've only worked at 6 different employers, and they have all been office jobs.
1:14 I dunno, "Brzęczyszczykiewicz" and "Chrząszczyżewoszyce" are both quite a bit harder to say - they're a challenge even for native Polish-speakers
8:53 *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.*
How did you watch the whole video? 5 mins aago iss when this video came out
Pineapple is a time traveller
@@woodsygaming4091 Skill Issue
Over here time travelling like it's animal crossing. 10/10
1:20 you’d be wrong either way, it’s pneumonountramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
It's actually the word 'miles' ☺
@@derivativename1359 It is quite a bit bigger than kilometer.
@@rolandhansen812 precisely
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i live right next to both an airport AND an air force base and i want her to have to live in a place like this soooo bad lmfao
10:24 people don't realize that the animal is going to die anyways and the food will just be wasted lol
Lol
0:50
What kind of English teacher does this person have? None of mine would have ever taken that excuse. They have their students reading books like Lord of the Flies, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Speak, all sorts of dark subjects. And you think they "wouldn't be able to handle" your edgy teenage poems? Unless you actively express intent to harm yourself or others, there's no way they'd even bat an eye.
tbh knowing therians/otherkin the thing roughly 3 mins in could've actually happened lmao they get really excited when meeting eachother
Yea but it’s usually a little less cringy
In American history the don't tread on me symbol was a pretty big symbol for the American Revolution. It is also a big symbol used in protests, and while it is disrespectful for the banner to be used in such a way, it was used by radical right members to promote Ultra-nationalism and other radical right ideas which include Facism, Nazism and Falangism which is completely opposed to the founding beliefs of the founding fathers and the person who made the banner.
You make it seem like every one that honors it, and the history it represents is far right, and/or a fascist/neo nazi. A lot of people also just see it as a symbol of freedom and liberty.
@@mikefelty2625 you didn't understand what I said did you? I said it has been used in such things which is disrespectful to the original creator of the banner
@@crossfire2045 I missed that part, my apologies.👍🏼
@@mikefelty2625 all good, as long as you understand now
@@crossfire2045 I do indeed.👍🏼
Okay, the Loki one is super infamous Loki cosplayer. Who has met Tom in Loki cosplay. They seriously have to deal with people stealing his photos everyday for bull shit like that. That's not him talking in that post. Another person stealing their photo. Because they're super sweet. Makes me so mad.
10:34 technically they didn’t save an animal since it’s still dead..
EXACTLY
Ah yes, because McDonald's has extra tempura batter lying around to make mcnuggets in their chain stores.
And SOOO many vegetables. Let's see, there is shoestring potatoes, ummm, lettuce, tomato, maybe cucumbers. That sure would make a delicious veggie chicken nugget. Yum, I can hardly wait
Meanwhile me, who is living near an airport and LITERALLY EVERY plane goes just 10 meter above our house: "just an another beautiful day" *whole house starts shaking* "just a normal day as usual*
haha yup XD I have a few pictures hanging in frames in my room, and I actually stick little things under them to lift them from the wall so it doesn’t rattle super loud in the morning and wake me up when I’m sleeping in
A bit of respect to that guy for having to carry around a spear...
He forgot to put 0. In front of his member size
I fell asleep to Jacks narrator list (on pretty high volume) roughly 2 hours ago, and just woke up.
The dreams, the dreams... They haunt me! 😱😵🥴
1:34 Yes the little girl cutting the orange definitely looks like a 2 year old yeah sure. Of course that's not to also say that there's a possibility the photo is staged which I believe is more than likely to be the case.
I work/volunteer with two-three year olds, they can just hold a pencil correctly.
They aren't going to be using a knife sharp enough to cut a large orange.
She looks more somewhere between 5-7 😂 it was 100% staged
The story at like 2:42 sounds realistic where i live 💀 theres a surprising amount of therians and furries here who just walk around with tails/paws/ears/etc
Most of them are pretty chill but you definitely get the occasional wacko, usually the younger ones
I know what furies are because I am one but I still don’t know what therians are. Where is this place if the story is real
I've never seen anyone like that but just based on the internet I was like yeah, sounds about right, I guess those people have to go out sometime
saw a situation like that happen once in walmart but it was chiller
As someone who knows a ton of furries and therians, my ex included, I have a hard time believing it didn't happen.
Honestly I feel it did happen but it was just exaggerated
I wasn't aware we're all introducing ourselves as "hi I'm Jessica your atheist server" to tables now 🤣🤣🤣 like, WHAT?!
I'm gonna start doing that. Although I live in oklahoma and will probably get shot.
Right! Unless I already knew the server, I've never had any idea what their religious affiliation was, and didn't care!
@@spongebobsexypants lol be careful my dude! 🤣🤣
@@jfinney225 😂 I'll try
"It brought me to my knee's, after it crashed"
I can count for many times I've asked a server what religion they were... Its zero. How would that even come up?
5:13 Funny thing is that teachers can't even expel students, only the superintendent of the school district can make the decision to expel the student
4:11 This is totally true. I was there. That is definitely the same oompa loompa that I saw.
Considering all these stories, I was more surprised the 100K kid wasn't like "no, _you_ don't have 100k. _WE_ have a 100k, and you get *NOTHING!"*
0:57 yeah I actually know the teacher who had this student (either that or the teacher had a student who did the same thing) and the teacher didn’t leave her alone because of your “dark poetry” (which when she was later forced to write just copied my poem about how the roads are veins of poison or an infection or something. I believe the poem was something like
“I see tree of green
Along the road, infection
That’s humanity”
The meaning behind it was how the world before was organic and the artificial things we put into it is an infection to the world. I’m not saying it’s bad to have it but it is bad to cause too much damage. Anyhow that’s my 2 cents.
2:21 is pure classic I've seen that one so many times and it's so satisfying each time.
"... And then all the people I gave something different than what they ordered went to the hospital because of soy allergies" never serve people something different from what they ordered. It can be very dangerous
I was watching this video and then accidentally turned into a dinossaur that shoot lasers through the eyes, that got the mission to kill an ancient wise tree
you monster. that tree was my dad.
That happened to my cousin once.
the The Hand cameo made me smile
That 2 year old was just so powerful that the orange cut itself.
9:09 the school board definitely let a growing 15 year old go teach a school subject. Definitely.
Right because medical personnel refer to gloves as 'sterile gloves' 💀💀
the first one took me out immediately.
I love how racists use the "don't tread on me" like it's their rights being infringed on lmao
Ok but the hs diploma one ive had weird nightmares like that, were im called in and their all "yeah you actually didn't graduate" and im just like "...but im 26 now-"
2:59 As someone who is/was apart of the therian and otherkin community we do not claim them, we are not all like this, and that behavior is not what we are encouraging. Good night everyone
Same ❤️❤️
Same! Though like. I do encourage being cringe and free as well, like. Wear tails and shit if you want, it falls within reason!
So: genuine question, you really believe that you're not fully human?
@@Sleve-McDichael not in a spiritual sense. For me, it's a belief in rebirth.
10:18 atleast the date and lightning storm part are true but, i think his mother would be a bit too busy GIVING BIRTH to declare her son a child of light.
5:13 NO. WAY. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT REFERENCE THERE LMAO
3:03 ah, I remember a weird kid and making up stories about me meeting people like me and standing up to bullies.
As a furry, I'm cringing so hard at this, please don't think that this is us, it isn't..
Therians and furries are different. Therians identify either spiritually, psychologically, or otherwise as an animal, some how in a past life or what ever. Furries are people who may dress up as their fursonas or draw them ig.
As a past furry and Therian, yeah it’s annoying when they mixed up the two lol
Fr, there's no way that it actually happened, even otherkins have their limits to cringe
Everyone deserve respect, Gamers, Furries, *Normal People*
@@MarimbaBurdi used to be a therian too lmfao
Eh, me being a big ol' cat is just how it is. I don't think it makes me special or anything, though. It's just... me being me.
So, that guy asks the person who waits on them in restaurants what their religion is? Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that. It may not be illegal, but someone else's religion is no one else's business.
And, apparently he doesn't realize that the wait staff don't cook the meals. Sending the liver back in exchange for a steak doesn't put the waiter out...the chef will be cooking the steak.
So much wrong in just a few sentences.
Ah yes. The ol 'someone has a different belief system then me. Time to punish the non believer." story. They forgot the detail that, when they left the resturant, God clapped
I could totally see the Bohemian Rhapsody one. My son and I throw song lyrics and movie quotes back and forth all the time. Also comedy bits that we both like. On rare occasions, other people join in.
That fucking “hehehehehe LMAO” that sounds way too much like my actual reaction to reading something like that 😂
Any of this stories about collectivism from students, I raise the question of “why would the other students give a single shit about you”
The "don't tread on me" one is weird because the main point of the Libertarian party is anti/smaller government, and BLM is protesting police officers and asking for the dismantling of the police. Police being agents of the state shouldn't he want to join the protest?
Some people have few brain cells. I'm trying to accept this but... it just hurts, man. It hurts.
1:23 I was thinking of whatever is that extremely long word in Mary Poppins
Supercalifragilisticexpealodosish? I probably mispelled that, lol.
@@HyacinthTheArtist yea you did. It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
@@YNEA. Ah, thank you!
y’all always make me laugh 😂 😂
You barely watched it
i know it still makes me laugh even when it’s the beginning
"At age six, I was born without a face."-Arin Hansen
1:22
Would have been funnier if the student replied "no, I can say that"
Saw some bread, brought back memories when Emkay stole my bread
*gives you bread*
@@roxassora2706 *Takes bread away*
@@JustPineapple 💔
@@JustPineapple *Charges at you*
I stole your bread
9:50 this was actually somewhat true, in most of nikola tesla books ive read, it explains this
I had a nightmare about 8:00 once but like... No one would care once you get your bachelors
12:48 I watch JoJo's once, and now it's everywhere. What curse have I brought upon myself
Ayo, I actually want to spread some news about the Don't Tread On Me belt buckle!
It was a flag proposed by Cristopher Gadsden, which is why it's known as the Gadsden Flag, and used during the American Revolution by the Constitutional Marines.
The rattlesnake, highly dangerous if you can't handle them right, has been used a symbol for many years, but famously was used by Benjamin Franklin's cartoon "Join or Die" as an, let us say, homage for the thirteen colonies.
The Gadsden Flag was changed quite a many times, a famous version held by the Culpeper Minutemen, granting us the words of "Liberty or Death" alongside the main phrase.
Another famous flag is the Pinetree Flag used by the Massachusetts Commonwealth for maritime use. Originally having the words printed "An Appeal to Heaven" or sometimes "An Appeal to God" across. However, within the past 120+ years, the words have sadly been removed.
Ps. I liked the design of the belt buckle, story the guy attached to it was shit though.
Who asked?
0:00 Just heard a plane. Bought me yo my kneees-pfffffffahafaif *snort*
The Tesla one reminds me that I keep getting suggested pages on Facebook that are like "history" or "Tesla facts" but instead of having really cool stuff that is real its always like "aliens built the pyramids" and "Tesla secretly invented free power". Like come on.
5:40 I'm fairly sure "the atheist" could just easily check the ticket sent to the kitchen and confirm your order. It's not like the words "chicken liver" can be misheard as "steak". But then this didn't happen, so in fiction, anything can be whatever you want it to be XD
What a coincedence. I heard a plain 10 minutes ago too. I wasn't on my knees at all though.
There's 9 words in the post at 0:11 (excluding the hashtag #)
Coincidence?
I think not!
1:12
I could totally see a kid doing that honestly. It's a big word, but kids love stating all the random knowledge they know. Also, as a person who's been in primary school before; that "sorry" is the longest word or whatever is totally not bs. I've heard that expect speech.
Yeah that sounds like an “education speech” about saying you’re sorry, and also everyone memes on supercalifragilisticexpialidocious so why couldn’t a kid know the word “antidisestablishmentarianism”?
These lies are so good I physically cringed.
The furry story at 2:46 was ghastly.
Actually that was a really cringe therian. I'm a huge supporter of them but I think people like that are really cringe
Some these people are hard to believe
thats the point
Damn fr
Especially 2:55 💀💀💀
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0:49 lmaoo, imagine writing "dark" poetry. everybody knows REAL poetry is about movie end credits and words that sound funny. sometimes even about how some people are pretty, or how sometimes you're a little upset at people for no real reason.
(i said, validating my own poems specifically)
The real hardest word to say is "sixths"
"I made that looser take it back to the kitchen and make me a steak"
They know waiters don't make food right? They just deliver it. Also how do you even tell if a waiter is atheist? Do you ask every single waiter you meet about their religious beliefs??
Either way they are cheating the system and purposefully sabotaging when the restaurant staff did nothing wrong. They are basically just being an asshole and cant keep up on honest premises. If you really have something against the restaurant/staff for one reason or another, you just dont order there
11:59 this has got to be my favorite
the big dock story reeks of cope so bad that i feel bad for the kid
Jack for r/Thathappened? Hoo boy howdy, this is gonna be good.
The patient going through the emergency procedure: 👁👄👁
Don’t tread on me can be threatening because historically speaking during the American revolution, a branch from Philadelphia used the flag as a marching flag and a symbol of the movement
The title reminfñd me of that time I heard a thunder so loud a ducked and went straight for my headphones
This one time back when I was in high school back in the 80's and girl I was dating broke up with me first thing in the morning. And by that afternoon I was still upset so I got into a fight.
We had been dating for almost a year! I know what you did that summer Tanya!
the teacher couldnt handle her beautiful dark twisted fantasies
12:51 normal people call it "no step on snek" when we see these people in the wild
1:57 could have been believable if it was just the first sentence
2:32
And this is why furries can't exist in peace
People assume that we're all like this
Man I'm dead 💀
We are not all like this
Furries can't exist in peace because people like to have information fed to them and don't like questioning it, because that takes effort, and our brains enjoy being lazy. We make a lot of quick assumptions, and we don't like being wrong. Like I wonder how many people assumed, that my sister and I were on a date when we go to a restaurant together.
@@matthewboire6843 I said people assume, as in implying that we all aren't, just some
Sorry for not clarifying in the original comment
Pretty sure the troll was faking being a therian (and as a therian, the cringe is real)
@@artichowl3773 still, people in the Fandom sadly do act like that, so even if it were fake it's still sadly true