DJ, just make sure that the gates are closed, cos if not, Hungarian team leader has powers and he'll get ya! AB was lucky that the Leader was behind the closed gates. You can't film his site! 😂
They can record the shit out of us, including facial recognition, driving in our cars, shopping, etc, all in the name of 'security'. It really is time to start revolting.
In the whole video I only heard one single solitary British accent - the supervisor at the end. What a fascinating indictment on what modern Britain has become.
@@demigog9523 😂 I’ve come back to this section and my comment has been removed, that’s RUclips censoring the truth again, yeh most likely the tunnels are far more secret.
Another security guy dressed up to look like a policeman from a distance, who can barely speak English. If the bar gets any lower it will be underground.
Why is it that they ALL employ people from other countries living here? And All of them dictates what we can do in Britain in England. We live by OUR laws NOT ones that may have been applicable in the countries from where they come from. This us Britain we have our own laws not ones you want us to abide by. Freedom to film in public its as simple as that.
And if this site is so important to the government why would they employ any security like these idiots! These are not trained security guards they are just like that woman that was a security guard at the crisp factory if anybody seen that video. I would not be surprised if she trained them!
people still go vote for more idiots though... honestly don't know how anyone can vote for the "main parties" anymore. Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dem's etc full of people so out of touch with reality it's straight up insanity.
Exactly and this is a government enterprise. A child could run rings around security like this! A professional criminal would be in and out of that site before these guards had finished yawning.
That gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME ! !.....They are NOT on camera, then go all freaked out and "Where's the camera ? WHERE's the camera ?" and RUN TO the camera to BE filmed, then go all, "WHY are you filming me ?".....frigging DUHHHHHHH
CALLING ALL AUDITORS: Large supermarket stores have in recent months imposed one way systems and extended barriers preventing customers from leaving either before they have their receipt checked or until the staff find the time to look at you to see if you look suspicious and then decide to let you out. Security guards are often standing the other side of the gate warning law-abiding shoppers not to attempt to step over it. This is unlawful arrest and false imprisonment. We need our heroic auditors to challenge this infringement of our liberty to prevent honest people being illegally detained and herded around like sheep when ll they want to do is leave with the shopping they`ve paid for!
@@davelawton2135 if they're in your bags they must ask your permission to search of course if you say No, they'll likely call security then the Police ... big brother always seems to win!
Well AB isn't English though “English” itself is multicultural. “Land of the Angles”, Angles are from Angeln but are comprised of more than just Germanic tribes (obviously).
@@VS-xb1jg by your twisted logic no one really has an ethnicity.. I guarantee you you non of these people's relatives fought alongside the English in WW2..
As a Swedish citizen i am amazed that security in UK seemingly almost always consist of non-brittish born individuals that cant even speak proper english. What happened there?
Destabilisation of community/social fabric. Manufactured from the likes of the Arab Spring. Designed to turn the inhabitants against each other, encourage extremist viewpoints to enact Draconian laws and keep people occupied on people on your street rather than the puppet masters running the show.
Given what is seen on this channel, what difference would it make? British born security and police is just as ignorant. This auditor himself isn't ethnically english either. So what's your point?
That’s your perception based on appearance. You’re angry, I get it, but you’ve got to be more constructive with it. Reducing yourself to a Little Englander is just easy but worse than that embarrassing. On a RUclips channel run by a foreigner as well 🤦🏼♂️
Unlikely, it's where people's belongings and other freight is security checked and put on aircraft. CEVA is a freight logistics company. Formally TNT plus another company, taken over and renamed to CEVA Logistics.
I wonder if they ever include distraction techniques in security training, for it looks an awfully good way to distract the entire security team for quite some time by just having someone stood outside on a public street with a camera.
If I was Prime minister and I saw this video I would launch an immediate investigation into the security, SIA licences, who is involved and what the standards are. And the police.
When I did my SIA exam years ago, the exam invigilator was telling the multiple choice answers to all of the foreign people who could barely talk English and didn't obviously know the answers either .. He would walk around checking their answers and if they had marked a wrong choice he would say, for example, are you sure it's B don't you think it is E? Absolute joke.. And it's deliberate. Get your head around it.. Corruption going on everywhere they are Freemasons
There was a security guard from Ealing who had an expectorant feeling, a sign on the wall, said dont spit on the floor, so he looked up and spat on the ceiling.. Top job AB
Hats off to that FIRST security Guard. Really friendly, helpful, yet VERY Professionally holding his ground with POLITE instructions....then the smoothbrain🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡s run up ! He called DAVE ! ! ! ! !😮😮😱😱😱😱😱😱 Rumour has it, DAVE is still standing there in his Red Fleece, declaring, "Yes, you are on MY site ! !"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to a team leader and l was a right dick head. I left that job because l didn't like who l became l stopped treating people with respect its funny how a little bit of power can go to your head. The main thing l always notice in AB's videos is individuals who have delusions of power. They stop treating people with respect. Thank you AB for helping teaching them a lesson to always treat your fellow human with respect 🙏🙏
There are many managers who dont do this, its when you are a manager in this type of role, i.e. security that it happens more often, imo. Of course it happens elsewhere too, but less so is my main point
Lord Rayner Goddard (the judge who sent Derek Bentley (let him have it) to death) use to ejaculate in his pants whenever he gave the death sentence - google it. A prime example of what authority can do to your state of mind.
I suppose getting shouted at by immigrants is now just the norm in the UK. Is there a stall on the beach that gives them their security license when they set foot in the country ?
But that’s what you and all the other bigots thrive off surely? Assuming that you’re “being shouted at by immigrants”. You just have a very selective memory of the British Empire or is that a non-existent one?
These are a good advertisement to get world trade when we show the world what wonderful workers are available here in britain I think we have the best security staff in the world if this is a good cross section of them , This security firm must be very proud of their fully trained professional staff
I watch from Across the pond in the land of (Asgard) LoL when ya posted here's one for DJ .. I lost it I laughed for a good while, a fleet of drone Operators would make the guards scurry. What you do with a Cell phone is un-matched., You are the star you are. Cheers
AUDITING BRITAIN,FOCUS POCUS,YARDLEY SKI.DJ AUDITS,THE LAUGHING AUDITOR ARE ALL TOP DRAW AUDITORS. YARDLEY SKI OR AS I COMMENT TO HIM AS LORD SKI IS FANTSSTIC AT MAKING THE PO PO'S LOOK ..^YOU KNOW😂😂
Hang on a minute, there's something very strange going on here .... that bloke at the end - was he Dave ?) ... He appeared to be English. What the hell is he doing in Acton, West London ??? John Cleese got into a lot of trouble a few years ago. He came out with this really audacious claim : "London is no longer an English city". And then he buggered off abroad ... and I don't blame him.
He buggered off abroad? Tbf the British have historically "buggered off abroad" and buggered it good. You're in no position to complain about immigration. Perhaps if your ancestors were as opposed to human migration as you are, you might not have this so called immigration issue. You benefited VASTLY from your travels and now you conveniently want to act territorial. Too late my friend.
🤣 The gall of the Little Englander. You don't blame him for "buggering off". You are well versed in the history of the British Empire and colonialism aren't you?
@@VS-xb1jg The answer to your question is ..... "yes". Interestingly, it appears that my previous message has been deleted. Oh Dear. Never mind. I'm very familiar with Acton. It's suffering from "an overdose of multiculturalism". Not my words, but words from a Pakistani friend of mine. He's not happy that parts of Acton now look like Mogadishu.
The young security guard showed all of these security guards how they should interact with innocent members of the public !!! This is what happens when you hire idiots to be security guards who don’t know what they are doing !!! What an ignorant abrupt security guard at the end !!! The company that employs these security guards should train these guys properly before they give them the jobs of being security guards !!!
@@SeanieVoiceOver You're missing the point. The security guards are no more " foreigner" than AB is! Mugabe only took back what was stolen from the people
I love this channel its the best shows the clowns in clown world 😂 hat off to A.B. genuine star all the best mate keeo them coming ill keep watching ❤❤❤❤❤
If like me you were disappointed not to hear the security guard’s conversation with Dave, I’ve included this in full below: “Is that Dave? Hello Dave. You’re my wife now Dave”
Did you see the look on Dave's face when he did - pure terror LOL AB knew his weak spot as that will lock down the building and these numpties will break the law with assault. They won't have a clue how to handle it and Dave knows it. And looking at the comments it seems DJ audits it taking his own Dave down to meet Dave.
Because they don't care about the public and think uneducated, untrained thugs can do their bidding. I used to employ security guards for my company and one of them used to be security for the Shah of Iran, another was an ex marine and so on. I bet I had a better security team than the Royal Family.
@@VS-xb1jg maybe we are entitled to voice our opinions in the UK? They are only allowed here because our relatives fought for freedom, what's left of it, maybe these Foreigners should show more respect to their temporary hosts.
@@VS-xb1jgHow is pointing out the obvious racist? This country, along with most former Western countries are being turned into third world slums, all by design. Funny how diversity only applies to once white and civilised societies. No diversity or ethnic mixing promoted in Africa, Asia or the Middle East. Our grandfathers should never have fought in the second world war, if only they could see how this country would be destroyed decades later anyway. That war was nothing but a catalyst for this anyway, the elite wanted millions of European men of fighting age dead to be replaced by these people anyway.
@@2handsandwiches Am I, then, not entitled to voice mine or only ones you blindly agree with? Maybe you should openly share your racism, after all that's what "your fathers fort four!1111" and see how far that gets you. You were once "these foreigners", so you might do well to remember that (or better yet educate yourself on British history, the British language and the British people).
@@VS-xb1jg judging someone's ethnicity without knowing me is foolish, do you think you really understand what the British establishment is? They aren't English. But English people exist. It's entirely separate. The Royal family are German, the rothschilds aren't English, All wars are banker's wars, divide and conquer is a typical British empire tactic. Wind up the plebs and let them fight for the elites.
Having worked in dealerships for many years, I can confirm that Carl is a typical self important car sales dead head. His skills, fake watch, tight trousers, sleeve tattoo and overpowering stench of bootleg aftershave are also directly transferable to estate agent work.
So much anger due to their own ignorance. Dave and the first guy were very good, they should spread their knowledge and how to deal with people amongst their colleagues
Not so much their nationality as it is the woeful training these guys get given. Majority here were plonkers fair enough but first matey was sound? He weren't English. Watch AB's videos, the overly-aggressive disrespectful ones tend to be the English unfortunately. Big Dave too the rescue on this occasion lol
Both "Dave" and the "owner" have CEVA on their backs. CEVA is a French owned logistics company so I don't think this is a government site. They may have a contract with the UK government but that's all they have.
My thoughts exactly. They are a logistics company. Not the Goverment. Maybe they have a contract as a supplier of equipment to the Goverment but thats about it. I guess that fact islost amongst these illiterate foreigners who make up security gaurds these days.
Why are all security in the UK non British nationals?? Is it the low wages? The natives won't work for peanuts?? Why is this the case all across the UK.
Mission accepted. See you soon Ceva 😉😉
Ceva Logistics Acton, Let’s have a look at you then shall we……From aboooooove!
"It not allowed to fly drone into building!"
I've just checked on Drone Assist and there are no flight restrictions in the area which relate to a 249g drone. 😉😉👍👍@@SeanieVoiceOver
@@DJAUDITS one of the guards says he lives in Norddhod which is formerly RAF Northolt
DJ, just make sure that the gates are closed, cos if not, Hungarian team leader has powers and he'll get ya! AB was lucky that the Leader was behind the closed gates. You can't film his site! 😂
It's no wonder they wanted Dave, he was the only one with more than 2 brain cells 😂
😂😂😂😂
Quite. If it wasn't for him, we'd all still be there. Bunch of morons seemingly unable to distinguish outside from inside. Sigh.
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Dave,,, i thought that was Rodney. 😂
What a difference a Dave makes 😂
They can record the shit out of us, including facial recognition, driving in our cars, shopping, etc, all in the name of 'security'. It really is time to start revolting.
They're all fooking foreigners telling us what we can do in public in our own country. We are fooked😕
yeap we have had enough of this shit. . .
In the whole video I only heard one single solitary British accent - the supervisor at the end. What a fascinating indictment on what modern Britain has become.
Including AB loool
The need for high security, is to protect all the packages of white powder, on their way to parliament.
...and Champagne which is smuggled past customs in diplomatic packaging.
And all the trafficked children!
@@Awakend7They'll be smuggled through the tunnels.
@@demigog9523 😂 I’ve come back to this section and my comment has been removed, that’s RUclips censoring the truth again, yeh most likely the tunnels are far more secret.
@@Awakend7 I could see there was another comment which wasn't showing up, so I selected newest and had to scroll all the way down to find it.
A few more years they'll all be metropolitan police officers..
Overqualified
A few more weeks more like.
Kalergi plan for british sheeple...
They don’t have to wait a few years because they already fully meet the diversity criteria to join the met police immediately.
You have a chip on your shoulder about “diversity” - gosh I wonder why that could be?
Another security guy dressed up to look like a policeman from a distance, who can barely speak English. If the bar gets any lower it will be underground.
Really? Security (whether British national or not) is not exactly a sector for the well educated, it never has been.
Why is it that they ALL employ people from other countries living here? And All of them dictates what we can do in Britain in England. We live by OUR laws NOT ones that may have been applicable in the countries from where they come from. This us Britain we have our own laws not ones you want us to abide by. Freedom to film in public its as simple as that.
Because they don't understand minimum wage laws so get paid in polo mints.
Stuff like this makes me think our government is well and truly corrupt, but looking around at the state of the country, that should be self-evident.
Usually it means there is something to hide. A government by and for the people would be more open and transparent.
And if this site is so important to the government why would they employ any security like these idiots! These are not trained security guards they are just like that woman that was a security guard at the crisp factory if anybody seen that video. I would not be surprised if she trained them!
It's probably because if they found any potentially incriminating documents they don't have the ability to read them.@@chrisbevis7725
covid didnt ring any alarm bells but this interaction did?? wow lolllllllllllllllllll
people still go vote for more idiots though... honestly don't know how anyone can vote for the "main parties" anymore. Labour, Conservatives, Lib Dem's etc full of people so out of touch with reality it's straight up insanity.
Its a sorry state when we in the UK are relying on security from idiots like this!
Exactly and this is a government enterprise. A child could run rings around security like this! A professional criminal would be in and out of that site before these guards had finished yawning.
all foreign idiots too ,,
The benefits of multiculturalism. You reap what you sow. Welcome to the UK, leader of the third world.
Wrong question. What's gone so wrong that we need security on this level?
Got plenty of idiots of our own without importing them.
All the security barely speak English, yet expected to know the legislation.
So many African security guards with broken English ..nice work Alejandro 🤣🤣
He called for Dave but only got Rodney.
Great comment 😂
He got Trigger.
😂😂😂
Don't tell him pike!!!
😂
This was comical, people walk up to man filming and asking why are you filming me now 😂😂
'I'm not filming, I'm just holding my phone up to my face cos i'm an idiot'. Classic.
That gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME ! !.....They are NOT on camera, then go all freaked out and "Where's the camera ? WHERE's the camera ?" and RUN TO the camera to BE filmed, then go all, "WHY are you filming me ?".....frigging DUHHHHHHH
CALLING ALL AUDITORS:
Large supermarket stores have in recent months imposed one way systems and extended barriers preventing customers from leaving either before they have their receipt checked or until the staff find the time to look at you to see if you look suspicious and then decide to let you out. Security guards are often standing the other side of the gate warning law-abiding shoppers not to attempt to step over it. This is unlawful arrest and false imprisonment. We need our heroic auditors to challenge this infringement of our liberty to prevent honest people being illegally detained and herded around like sheep when ll they want to do is leave with the shopping they`ve paid for!
Great point.
Yes great point, once you have paid for the goods they are your property and have no right to look through your bags
@@davelawton2135 if they're in your bags they must ask your permission to search of course if you say No, they'll likely call security then the Police ... big brother always seems to win!
“No im just holding the phone like this cause im an idiot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No expense spared when it comes for the government,the rest of us have to fend for ourselves.
amen
“Not allowed 🚫”.
This security guard has been watching too much Charlie Veitch 😂
The only sensible thing that was said by the staff was - 'You carry on and we'll leave you alone.'
First guard was polite and knew the law, so well done but the big guy was very very intimidating
Don't call Dave... Oh my god i lost it
I know, its funny.
I quite like the warning, "You are live on youtube, please do not swear". The big brother warning! :-)
Dave told them to close the gate and it was pure laziness that they left it open,
What did you lose?
his virginity @@Pugna-cz6gs
😂@@Pugna-cz6gs
multi cultural security again. the guy in red reminded me of the lion in wizard of oz.
Bit disrespectful to AB who is the main man defending freedom in Britain
Johnd, AB is not multi cultural, he is a true Englishman who believes in freedom, in my opinion
@@johnmurray5573He’s white, it’s more or less the same culture as Britain you clown. Thats not what the OP meant
Well AB isn't English though “English” itself is multicultural. “Land of the Angles”, Angles are from Angeln but are comprised of more than just Germanic tribes (obviously).
@@VS-xb1jg by your twisted logic no one really has an ethnicity.. I guarantee you you non of these people's relatives fought alongside the English in WW2..
Who would have thought that 'Site Rules' apply to somebody stood on a public footpath. The mind boggles.
The lunatics are running that asylum for sure, that was hilarious!
Omg,,,"don't call Dave" should become a catchphrase..😂😂😂😂😂..I want it printed on a T shirt....Brilliant AB...
There’s a lot of souls being stolen with your magic light-box.
As a Swedish citizen i am amazed that security in UK seemingly almost always consist of non-brittish born individuals that cant even speak proper english.
What happened there?
British Colonial Karma and the rewards or Brexit.
Destabilisation of community/social fabric. Manufactured from the likes of the Arab Spring. Designed to turn the inhabitants against each other, encourage extremist viewpoints to enact Draconian laws and keep people occupied on people on your street rather than the puppet masters running the show.
@creekyknee basically they take the poor paying jobs that nobody else wants
Given what is seen on this channel, what difference would it make? British born security and police is just as ignorant. This auditor himself isn't ethnically english either. So what's your point?
Should see the airports if you think that's bad. 😬
Twenty four years flying in and out, I've never had my passport checked once.
It's deliberate.
That sign is for the inside, not for the outside. 😂🇬🇧
From the boat straight in to a security job
Because all the white people are useless sitting at home on benefits😂😂😂
How you know they came on boat 😂 maybe AB came on boat.. imbecile 😅
Racist twat
That’s your perception based on appearance. You’re angry, I get it, but you’ve got to be more constructive with it. Reducing yourself to a Little Englander is just easy but worse than that embarrassing.
On a RUclips channel run by a foreigner as well 🤦🏼♂️
A very telling assumption. But par for the course sadly.
There are too many secret Government sites like this. Certainly makes you wonder why they have use of logistic services.
Time for transparency.
They probably have to use them for deliveries of important documents since they are prone to leave them in trains, taxis and the like!
@@chrisbevis7725
In the age of email, an important document left on a train was done so intentionally.
It's basically the place where all deliveries going to parliament get x-rayed and checked then are made to parliament by that company
It's where they store all their logic, at the moment it's all in the basement covered in dust and cobwebs and not likely to be used anytime soon!
Must be the millions of pounds worth of PPE that was supposed to be for Covid times
When you gave the Alejandro name, i nearly spat my coffee out laughing.😂
the best comedy show on the internet ! AB is a national treasure !
This is where the MP's conscience and morality is kept locked away just in case they are tempted to do the right thing.
Underrated comment
is it stored along with the rocking horse shit?
Unlikely, it's where people's belongings and other freight is security checked and put on aircraft. CEVA is a freight logistics company. Formally TNT plus another company, taken over and renamed to CEVA Logistics.
A ridiculous comment. Shows lack of common sense. Bit like the security guard from Uganda which is near Northolt
@@ejoneswales bet you're fun at parties
I wonder if they ever include distraction techniques in security training, for it looks an awfully good way to distract the entire security team for quite some time by just having someone stood outside on a public street with a camera.
Great point.
And to think these guards will be left behind when we go to fight the Russians .😅
I think we just travelled the world with this video!
They think they're cops.
I just luv it when Security tells EVERYTHING !!
I called Dave, he's the man.
daves a ponce.
@@greenglassrecyclinghaha ponce, not heard that for years. Great insult when i was younger haha
@@gentlemangaz3651😅 we need to bring back Ponce 😂 great insult
@@greenglassrecycling oi 🤨
Dangerous Dave was called!!!!
If I was Prime minister and I saw this video I would launch an immediate investigation into the security, SIA licences, who is involved and what the standards are. And the police.
When I did my SIA exam years ago, the exam invigilator was telling the multiple choice answers to all of the foreign people who could barely talk English and didn't obviously know the answers either .. He would walk around checking their answers and if they had marked a wrong choice he would say, for example, are you sure it's B don't you think it is E? Absolute joke.. And it's deliberate. Get your head around it.. Corruption going on everywhere they are Freemasons
BRILLIANT....CLASSIC..............DON'T CALL DAVE....PLEASE DONT CALL DAVE....WELL ENTERTIANING..THANK YOU......CANT WAIT FOR DJ NOW.....X
"Call Dave"..."no don't call Dave" 😂
i called got his wife Dave is out for the day
Don't call Dave! 😄
They called 'Call me Dave' Dave. Now 'Lord' Call Me Dave Dave. We are all in trouble now....
Dave, Dave Daaaaaaave .... 😂
I thought their eyeballs were going to pop out with panic. 😱
Dave, Do whatever you want 😅
Yeah i thought red coat 'my site' guy was about to explode Mr Creosote style.
@@28johann1A wafer thin mint
There was a security guard from Ealing who had an expectorant feeling, a sign on the wall, said dont spit on the floor, so he looked up and spat on the ceiling.. Top job AB
Hats off to that FIRST security Guard. Really friendly, helpful, yet VERY Professionally holding his ground with POLITE instructions....then the smoothbrain🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡s run up !
He called DAVE ! ! ! ! !😮😮😱😱😱😱😱😱
Rumour has it, DAVE is still standing there in his Red Fleece, declaring, "Yes, you are on MY site ! !"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smoothbrains hahahaha
@@silverfox74 Yup, completely compromised Cerebral Cortex, with no more than 2 or 3 Neurons that short circuit if they all fire together🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yellow jackets give them wings
It is the G4S brand energy drink
So dose red bull weeeeee
I used to a team leader and l was a right dick head. I left that job because l didn't like who l became l stopped treating people with respect its funny how a little bit of power can go to your head. The main thing l always notice in AB's videos is individuals who have delusions of power. They stop treating people with respect. Thank you AB for helping teaching them a lesson to always treat your fellow human with respect 🙏🙏
There are many managers who dont do this, its when you are a manager in this type of role, i.e. security that it happens more often, imo. Of course it happens elsewhere too, but less so is my main point
Did you work for car-gnawed Mental Box in Shipley?
Lord Rayner Goddard (the judge who sent Derek Bentley (let him have it) to death) use to ejaculate in his pants whenever he gave the death sentence - google it. A prime example of what authority can do to your state of mind.
If this is the quality of government security, then we are completely doomed!
4:50 "PLEEEEEASE DO NOT CALL DAVE man"
laughing out loud at these.
I’m just holding the phone like this cos I’m an idiot 😂
I suppose getting shouted at by immigrants is now just the norm in the UK. Is there a stall on the beach that gives them their security license when they set foot in the country ?
Well you’re lot won’t do any work will they
But that’s what you and all the other bigots thrive off surely? Assuming that you’re “being shouted at by immigrants”. You just have a very selective memory of the British Empire or is that a non-existent one?
Why do my comments keep disappearing? I’m responding to these unfair and uncalled for comments. They get to stay but mine disappear?
@@VS-xb1jg same
White supremist racist comments only maybe
Don't call “Dave” pmsl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AB your a star, keep up the great work.
Thank god they didn’t call Dave! Count yourself lucky this time. 👍
Dave was spot on, they should have called him sooner instead of embarrassing themselves.
Yeah, But someone said DONT CALL DAVE.
Dave wasn't happy though
AB you are brilliant 👏 they just don’t realise you are taking the piss out of them 😂👏👍
😂
Because their twats
The intelligence is just shocking TBH but equally just so funny to watch. It's quite unbelievable. You honestly couldn't write it.
The thing is you can't take the piss out of shit.
I love how AB mimixed the same accent as the security card
It must be the brown envelopes site for the corrupt MP's.
3:20 I knew "not allowed" would soon be uttered in this one
It's the only two words they seem to know
Pulling the card is the only thing your sort seem to do.
What about 13:01?
@@VS-xb1jg Seems to me you are the one "pulling the card".
@@newsbender Of course it does. It's the only thing on your mind. You've got a why always me complex, it's your fallback. Par for the course, lad.
These are a good advertisement to get world trade when we show the world what wonderful workers are available here in britain
I think we have the best security staff in the world if this is a good cross section of them ,
This security firm must be very proud of their fully trained professional staff
I watch from Across the pond in the land of (Asgard) LoL when ya posted here's one for DJ .. I lost it I laughed for a good while, a fleet of drone Operators would make the guards scurry. What you do with a Cell phone is un-matched., You are the star you are. Cheers
AUDITING BRITAIN,FOCUS POCUS,YARDLEY SKI.DJ AUDITS,THE LAUGHING AUDITOR ARE ALL TOP DRAW AUDITORS.
YARDLEY SKI OR AS I COMMENT TO HIM AS LORD SKI IS FANTSSTIC AT MAKING THE PO PO'S LOOK ..^YOU KNOW😂😂
You my friend - AB - are the best and no mistake. Please please don't ever give up. The highlight of RUclips.
Hang on a minute, there's something very strange going on here .... that bloke at the end - was he Dave ?) ...
He appeared to be English. What the hell is he doing in Acton, West London ???
John Cleese got into a lot of trouble a few years ago. He came out with this really audacious claim :
"London is no longer an English city". And then he buggered off abroad ... and I don't blame him.
my friend just sold her Kensington property and is off to the Maldives. Hates it there
He buggered off abroad? Tbf the British have historically "buggered off abroad" and buggered it good. You're in no position to complain about immigration. Perhaps if your ancestors were as opposed to human migration as you are, you might not have this so called immigration issue. You benefited VASTLY from your travels and now you conveniently want to act territorial. Too late my friend.
🤣 The gall of the Little Englander. You don't blame him for "buggering off". You are well versed in the history of the British Empire and colonialism aren't you?
@@VS-xb1jg The answer to your question is ..... "yes".
Interestingly, it appears that my previous message has been deleted. Oh Dear. Never mind.
I'm very familiar with Acton. It's suffering from "an overdose of multiculturalism". Not my words,
but words from a Pakistani friend of mine. He's not happy that parts of Acton now look like Mogadishu.
Absolutely hilarious, so good , I think one of your best yet 😂
"I'm just holding a phone like that because I'm an idiot." 😂😂😂
That one had me laughing 😂
The young security guard showed all of these security guards how they should interact with innocent members of the public !!! This is what happens when you hire idiots to be security guards who don’t know what they are doing !!! What an ignorant abrupt security guard at the end !!! The company that employs these security guards should train these guys properly before they give them the jobs of being security guards !!!
Yet more foreigners saying what you can and can't do, in your own country.
He’s from Asgard
Why is it his "country" any more than theirs
@@Africa1000 Ask Mugabe, he made the rules
@@SeanieVoiceOver You're missing the point. The security guards are no more " foreigner" than AB is! Mugabe only took back what was stolen from the people
There is a remedy. Ignore them!
I love this channel its the best shows the clowns in clown world 😂 hat off to A.B. genuine star all the best mate keeo them coming ill keep watching ❤❤❤❤❤
Hello Dave, you're my wife now 😂.
Thank God for security personnel as it reminds me I'm not that stupid 👀
10:28, both the gates have been closed. That'll stop people filming. 🙄
That's when you pull out your secret weapon... THE DRONE!
If like me you were disappointed not to hear the security guard’s conversation with Dave, I’ve included this in full below:
“Is that Dave? Hello Dave. You’re my wife now Dave”
Can't believe AB said the word DRONE 😂🎉
Did you see the look on Dave's face when he did - pure terror LOL AB knew his weak spot as that will lock down the building and these numpties will break the law with assault. They won't have a clue how to handle it and Dave knows it. And looking at the comments it seems DJ audits it taking his own Dave down to meet Dave.
“Are you recording?”
“No..I’m just holding the phone like this because I’m an idiot.” 😂😂😂😂😂
This has to be the greatest guilty pleasure on the net!
100% i spend hours on them
Why do all security firms employ people who can't speak English very well and don't know English law. The same with the police
🎉 Vote Alan Or maybe Tommy Rabbi Son 🎉
Cheap labour
@@MyCaptkirkI doubt that, plenty of home grown would do a non energetic job like that. It’s an agenda and obviously not an economic one.
Because they don't care about the public and think uneducated, untrained thugs can do their bidding. I used to employ security guards for my company and one of them used to be security for the Shah of Iran, another was an ex marine and so on. I bet I had a better security team than the Royal Family.
@@AntiSepticUKo/
The first 5 minutes or so (second security) had me howling AB. Comedy gold that was!
A.B is back to his superb best after the arrest and Birmingham unlawful dispersal.... brilliant A.B!
Oh right on time, another AB video, I will not fast forward and enjoy on a Saturday night. Thanks boss!
Thank you for watching
@@AuditingBritain Thank you for your hard work!
Its my site and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry to if they were filming you ( sing along)
The law compels them, but also restrains them. Auditors job is to remind them😜
This place is like the united nations. No two accents are the same. It's really nice to see.
He’s still got gravel in his shoes from walking up that shingle beach, from when he climbed down from that R.N.L.I. taxi.
So many racists on here, maybe AB should change the screengrab of the vid?
@@VS-xb1jg maybe we are entitled to voice our opinions in the UK? They are only allowed here because our relatives fought for freedom, what's left of it, maybe these Foreigners should show more respect to their temporary hosts.
@@VS-xb1jgHow is pointing out the obvious racist? This country, along with most former Western countries are being turned into third world slums, all by design. Funny how diversity only applies to once white and civilised societies. No diversity or ethnic mixing promoted in Africa, Asia or the Middle East. Our grandfathers should never have fought in the second world war, if only they could see how this country would be destroyed decades later anyway. That war was nothing but a catalyst for this anyway, the elite wanted millions of European men of fighting age dead to be replaced by these people anyway.
@@2handsandwiches Am I, then, not entitled to voice mine or only ones you blindly agree with? Maybe you should openly share your racism, after all that's what "your fathers fort four!1111" and see how far that gets you. You were once "these foreigners", so you might do well to remember that (or better yet educate yourself on British history, the British language and the British people).
@@VS-xb1jg judging someone's ethnicity without knowing me is foolish, do you think you really understand what the British establishment is? They aren't English. But English people exist. It's entirely separate. The Royal family are German, the rothschilds aren't English, All wars are banker's wars, divide and conquer is a typical British empire tactic. Wind up the plebs and let them fight for the elites.
“I’m from Nordolt” I think he’s from Northolt😂
They be acting like fools in Acton. Great vid. DJ brought me here.
Having worked in dealerships for many years, I can confirm that Carl is a typical self important car sales dead head. His skills, fake watch, tight trousers, sleeve tattoo and overpowering stench of bootleg aftershave are also directly transferable to estate agent work.
AB needs a balloon with a bodycam ... they will go crazy about "drone" laws.
They'll probably think it was an alien that has come down to take them back home until Dave is called to educate them.
Well done AB
So much anger due to their own ignorance. Dave and the first guy were very good, they should spread their knowledge and how to deal with people amongst their colleagues
" You are on my site " x 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣
is this the ethnic form of the muppet show
'Dave'...i feel I've gone back to a bygone era...it's comforting!
The Nigerian security man was Mr Harris ..... 😂
That young skinny security card just broke all of the GDPR regulations and LAWS
AB❤ you are the best . You make laugh so much it’s unreal x
Finally at the end an actual English security guard and top man
Not so much their nationality as it is the woeful training these guys get given. Majority here were plonkers fair enough but first matey was sound? He weren't English. Watch AB's videos, the overly-aggressive disrespectful ones tend to be the English unfortunately. Big Dave too the rescue on this occasion lol
Why is being English relevant?
@@donaldjuan4934Are you that stupid? Do you always bury your head in the sand?
@@donaldjuan4934 oh let me think ??? Oh possibly because this is England and judging by by the video it clearly is relevant judging by the evidence 😂
Could you say that again in English please pal? @@legacy1830
Both "Dave" and the "owner" have CEVA on their backs. CEVA is a French owned logistics company so I don't think this is a government site. They may have a contract with the UK government but that's all they have.
I thought Ceva was a Russian owned logistics company?
@@Jay-cv3tz Google it and you'll see that they are French
My thoughts exactly. They are a logistics company. Not the Goverment. Maybe they have a contract as a supplier of equipment to the Goverment but thats about it. I guess that fact islost amongst these illiterate foreigners who make up security gaurds these days.
You are on my side. If you no scare - i call police. If no scare more - i call Dave. 😢😢😢
And that’s why he is manager because he knows how to treat the public
How many of those yellow vests are British nationals?
They are "Kalergi plan" imports...
Probably all of them
Non English but working for a corporate British empire they don't realise they are being used. Thick as pig shit invaders.
Good answer. Being a former Colonialist is a biatch sometimes, suck it in Britain !@@fayzaanshabbir
he was a nice security guy actually disclosing some detals whoow
Why are all security in the UK non British nationals??
Is it the low wages?
The natives won't work for peanuts??
Why is this the case all across the UK.
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To the man dressed in red: If a tax on intelligence were to be introduced, sure you would be exempt for life!
Probably due a refund.
He was at the back of the queue when they were dishing out brains.
Although you are from Asgar 🤣 you are a credit to this country. Keep up the good work AB
Asgard
These guys shoes are still wet from the Dingy ride they got !
You may very well end up in one, one day. Wouldn't that be a turnaround?