Jake and Amir: Bagels

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Iaminationman
    @Iaminationman 6 лет назад +423

    can't believe they'd raw dog him right after he brought jimbly johns on the half shell for the whole frickin company

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 4 года назад +22

      I know right! A raw dog for that blog hog makes the jimbly johns......Sogg. Yeah a soggy meal of sorts and this is the thanks he gets?? What kinda fair is that!!

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +19

      Circle bread? Gary doesn't allow those...

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 8 лет назад +505

    I love how Amir told everyone to throw up their bagels and then they actually did at the end. nice foreshadowing

    • @VictorIdrac
      @VictorIdrac 4 года назад +10

      Oh wow! I’ve seen this vid like 5 times and here you are telling something I never realized. (Not sarcasm)

    • @emonoglesby
      @emonoglesby 3 года назад

      I didnt notice that lol

    • @counturblessings1179
      @counturblessings1179 3 года назад +4

      The subtle foreshadowing they were able to write into so many episodes is beautiful

    • @Don_terrenos
      @Don_terrenos 3 года назад

      @@VictorIdrac good io

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 3 года назад +3

      Very good writing. 🙌🏻

  • @RollingRollies
    @RollingRollies 11 лет назад +101

    I love how Jake apologises for Amir as if he's his big brother or something.

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +112

    Murph's "FUCK YOU!" to Jake is the most aggressive way I've seen those words delivered. The sheer hatred in Murph's voice is amazing.

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад +2

      Lol so true
      God has so fucking great hahahah

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Год назад

      i love date night tho with him and the skinny biss xD

  • @sambarker6141
    @sambarker6141 9 лет назад +563

    Every koala ever in a bikini? I need to hear the rest of that story.

    • @thomasd3104
      @thomasd3104 8 лет назад +91

      He blew Uncle Sam

    • @henryb.4925
      @henryb.4925 3 года назад +1

      I think that’s Amir’s way of saying the Uncle Sam was as cute as a koala (or rather, all koalas combined)

  • @0NYX_BLAST3R
    @0NYX_BLAST3R 9 лет назад +188

    I like how even though it was Amir that offended Murph's gf Murph still treats him nicer than Jake

  • @Goldman_Stacks
    @Goldman_Stacks 10 лет назад +339

    Jake: You guys are dating? Great! For how long?
    Murph: FUCK YOU!!!
    LMAO

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 7 лет назад +37

      They're married now.

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 7 лет назад

      jesusthroughmary I don't believe you

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 7 лет назад +5

      S G Lol you must be new if you don't know that

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 7 лет назад

      KingdomOfFandoms oh no I'm new what an awful shame

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 7 лет назад +2

      S G didn't say anything bad about being new, I just said that you must be new.

  • @lMuffinSrUsl
    @lMuffinSrUsl 11 лет назад +797

    Amir totally Britta'ed it.

    • @Sophieswihart1999
      @Sophieswihart1999 10 лет назад +116

      Hey, l lived in New York, I know how to pronounce baggle.

    • @masterblair6037
      @masterblair6037 10 лет назад +7

      Hang the fuck on. Did you just imply that the English mispronounce words? Words from the ENGLISH language? Wow, that's just sad.

    • @HipkissDesign
      @HipkissDesign 9 лет назад +88

      Master Blair No he's talking about the character 'Britta' from Community, who also mispronounces 'Bagel' in the same way Amir does.

    • @Sophieswihart1999
      @Sophieswihart1999 9 лет назад +33

      Teague Hipkiss Thank you for someone getting my reference.

    • @richardduke7199
      @richardduke7199 8 лет назад +34

      +Nicklas Swihart you're the worst.

  • @donteventry11
    @donteventry11 4 года назад +69

    "you prick in a wig" has now become my favorite insult to say to people

  • @seanjmadsen
    @seanjmadsen 6 лет назад +16

    Jake and amir literally never gets old

  • @tuckerdoyle4492
    @tuckerdoyle4492 2 года назад +9

    I love how Jake and Amir are so intertwined that Jake feels the need to apologize when Amir does something uncouth

  • @inconsolablepeasant1548
    @inconsolablepeasant1548 8 лет назад +139

    "Say Beg."
    "Day."
    "Il"
    "Elle"
    "Bagel"
    "Baygelle"
    -Shakes head-
    "Worse, right?"
    XD

  • @whitenerdymoonwalker
    @whitenerdymoonwalker 9 лет назад +342

    "That's my girlfriend."
    Remember when she was his girlfriend? Aww.

    • @wildflowerwoods1333
      @wildflowerwoods1333 9 лет назад +8

      they aren't still dating?

    • @JoshuaKilimnik
      @JoshuaKilimnik 9 лет назад +60

      wildflowerwoods Well, they're engaged. (Or married by now.)

    • @NYStateOfMind986
      @NYStateOfMind986 9 лет назад +29

      wildflowerwoods yea pretty sure they've been married for a little while now

    • @wildflowerwoods1333
      @wildflowerwoods1333 9 лет назад +11

      Joshua Kilimnik oh thank god! i was worried

    • @hyrw2951
      @hyrw2951 7 лет назад +1

      whitenerdymoonwalker They are again

  • @gmantellinboom8071
    @gmantellinboom8071 11 лет назад +152

    Jake can eat circle bread?

    • @zoidbergmaybe
      @zoidbergmaybe 7 лет назад +10

      Oh sheesh y'all, ''twas a dream!

    • @tardersauce3578
      @tardersauce3578 6 лет назад +18

      Gary is not going to like it

    • @lawgirl1444
      @lawgirl1444 4 года назад +6

      Did you forget? He lives in a area where circle bread is plentiful and NOT punishable by whipping

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 года назад +3

      Don’t you mean jibbly johns on the half shell?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 месяца назад +1

      YOU WILL ALL BE JUDGED BY GARY!

  • @jrmungandr
    @jrmungandr 4 года назад +36

    We're talking vomiting, diarrhoea, jaundice, INFANTILE JAUNDICE

  • @milindjoshi3551
    @milindjoshi3551 8 лет назад +10

    Easily one of my all-time faves.

  • @ryanpersaud9942
    @ryanpersaud9942 10 лет назад +74

    LOLLL imagine every koala in the world in a bikini.
    WTF.

    • @sekite2
      @sekite2 5 лет назад +1

      @@sendotakeshi2836 kinky

  • @kristinet.6863
    @kristinet.6863 7 лет назад +45

    That awesome moment when you know emily and murph are married now

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 5 лет назад +13

      Moonshine and dungeon daddy! Looks like Harwon still gets dogged

  • @Mczingerwhopper
    @Mczingerwhopper 12 лет назад +4

    This episode had everything! Glasses, People Vomiting, Murph being a badass, and that face that Amir does when someone is talking to him :D

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 8 лет назад +8

    1:10 sums up murphs contibution to collegehumor in less than 10 seconds.

  • @gabriele1996x
    @gabriele1996x 9 лет назад +19

    imagine every koala ever in a bikini. That gets me every fucking time

  • @enceladus2263
    @enceladus2263 4 года назад +9

    Amir says in another episode that he grew up in Niagara Falls and thats actually how they pronounce bagel there.

  • @viralload7086
    @viralload7086 10 лет назад +59

    note to self : never watch jake and amir havinng lunch

    • @claudiaperez-di1bj
      @claudiaperez-di1bj 9 лет назад +15

      Dear diary today i saw jake and amir having lunch...

  • @SuperSilverVideos
    @SuperSilverVideos 9 лет назад +62

    quick question, why did they come back into the room when they started puking?

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 9 лет назад +14

      +BlueSilver because there wasn't enough budget to show them properly going to the bathroom to puke.

    • @thedantschubros
      @thedantschubros 8 лет назад +3

      +Samuel Pérez García Why does filming them puke in the bathroom cost extra money?

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 8 лет назад +11

      Schumann Yu-Sandstrom *whispers* it's a joke...

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 8 лет назад +1

      Instead of digging yourself a deeper hole, just walk away slowly and quietly. No one's watching anyway.

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 8 лет назад +4

      Flame war for a lame joke you didn't like? Are you 12? 😂

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 3 года назад +5

    "I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a baggle is."

  • @seannovak3700
    @seannovak3700 Год назад +1

    The “beeping” for too long is so funny

  • @WowFoilage
    @WowFoilage 12 лет назад +6

    Jake: How much did you spend on these bagels?
    Amir: A BAD AMOUNT OF MONEY!

  • @JaBBerSmack
    @JaBBerSmack Год назад +1

    "I spend a penny to make two." I only just now realized hes just breaking even.

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 8 лет назад +44

    "I spend 1 penny to make 2" Lmaooo

  • @ExTAzY101
    @ExTAzY101 12 лет назад +4

    Who else notice how murf transformed from being that litle nerd to being CH tough guy slowly in few years of CH :)

  • @Mabsss33
    @Mabsss33 12 лет назад +5

    Britta and Amir have been hanging out too much LOL

  • @frafra4028
    @frafra4028 9 лет назад +19

    egg bagley juniors

  • @Kajotex
    @Kajotex 8 лет назад +19

    Hahahahaha, saw this video maybe 5 times already, but never noticed Emily wearing the "Fette Sau" shirt. It translates literally into german as "Fat Sow"

    • @robertb.7772
      @robertb.7772 Месяц назад

      Vielleicht ist es eine Band...?

  • @chcklfckl
    @chcklfckl 7 месяцев назад

    i love watching these and seeing emily and murph after watching/listening to them for years

  • @ImDaBowmb
    @ImDaBowmb 12 лет назад +12

    I always hear horror stories about people getting stuck watching jake and amir right before huge projects or essays are due, just never thought it would happen to me....

  • @Angelbaby7041
    @Angelbaby7041 12 лет назад +1

    I love how amir always puts on items and takes them off so quickly xD

  • @jack_the_sparrow
    @jack_the_sparrow 7 лет назад +14

    Wow ... after 100 rewatches I just got the bagels around nipples / 'bagels on me' joke

  • @leekyoverhere
    @leekyoverhere Год назад

    Jake's delivery of "600 dollars" @1:58 reminds me of "AND THIS IS A ROLEX BUDDY" for some reason 🤣🤣

  • @SleepsDude
    @SleepsDude 3 года назад +6

    everyone owes me two likes because jake's doggin me

  • @JayJubes
    @JayJubes 12 лет назад

    NO MATTER HOW MANY COLLEGEHUMOR VIDEOS I WATCH THEY KEEP COMING.

  • @MetallicaRules
    @MetallicaRules 11 лет назад +6

    I thought Jake didn't know what a bagel was because it was forbidden according to Gary.

  • @Drich748
    @Drich748 12 лет назад +1

    I love every episode you guys do its awesome

  • @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
    @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 9 лет назад +56

    Amir britta'd it

  • @Xygenon
    @Xygenon 12 лет назад +1

    After a long night of work I got me some dinner and sit down at my desk and watch Collegehumor

  • @mureithikivuti
    @mureithikivuti 8 лет назад +8

    That is the most f...d up but smartest thing ever

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 8 лет назад +1

      Mureithi Kivuti how is it smart to poison your coworkers

    • @mureithikivuti
      @mureithikivuti 8 лет назад

      He poisons them, and on the other hand he is the only one with the cure. It is either they pay him for the antidote or they die.

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 8 лет назад

      Mureithi Kivuti that's not smart that's highly illegal and fucked up and there's no cure for it

    • @kenzofinucane4057
      @kenzofinucane4057 8 лет назад

      Mureithi Kivuti the cure was bedrest, so hows he gonna sell that?

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 8 лет назад

      dumb gal and also he willingly gave it up. This is a weird comment chain.

  • @sarahhanson5864
    @sarahhanson5864 2 года назад +1

    I guess adding giardia to the bagels was expensive. That's why he had to spend $600, but didn't feel ripped off

  • @NPDStudio
    @NPDStudio 11 лет назад +22

    Thumbed up for Murph xD

  • @waseem1173
    @waseem1173 12 лет назад

    Once i click on a college humor video i know there goes the next hour or two watching the related videos. these are addictive.

  • @davesoverthere
    @davesoverthere 8 лет назад +6

    In Rochester, NY, they actually pronounce it "baggel".

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd 8 лет назад +1

      +Thomas Booth thats why they are called 'bitches'

    • @maxgolden2601
      @maxgolden2601 8 лет назад +4

      well Rochester is wrong

    • @bootstrap52
      @bootstrap52 8 лет назад +5

      Im from rochester and we do not pronounce it like that

    • @bootstrap52
      @bootstrap52 8 лет назад +7

      I cant let you soil my good city's name

  • @seamusrelax2
    @seamusrelax2 12 лет назад

    FUNNIEST EPISODE SO FAR!!! I watched it ages ago on the college humor website and forgot how funny it was

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 7 лет назад +4

    I went to look up "Giardia" after this. Yeesh, fuckin scary the world is.

  • @localmusic5096
    @localmusic5096 9 лет назад +19

    If you don't like this video then 1:15

  • @doddlecuddle
    @doddlecuddle 12 лет назад

    One of my top ten Jake and Amir episodes!

  • @ultimumpower
    @ultimumpower 11 лет назад +18

    Why do I keep watching this videos!? Every time I get a step closer to developing an ulcer, aside from the homicidal thoughts I get with all the shit Amir pulls. Should that guy actually exist in real life I wouldve probably made him a quadriplegic by now.

  • @TheDeadspace999
    @TheDeadspace999 12 лет назад

    Jake and Amir are so good togheter they are so awesome

  • @h.g.2330
    @h.g.2330 10 лет назад +4

    why do they have to throw up every time i am eating and watching their videos? !

  • @RevolutionaryEarth
    @RevolutionaryEarth 12 лет назад

    This is a great episode.

  • @ZebraCakeYT
    @ZebraCakeYT 10 лет назад +3

    Why does murph hate jake?

  • @plasmacoil66
    @plasmacoil66 12 лет назад +2

    the face at 1:37 had me dying for like 10 mins

  • @resworp
    @resworp 8 лет назад +3

    only here because currently high af eating a dry-ass bagel i got on my flight home from barcelona recently because its the only food i have for munch haha. gr8 episode though

    • @resworp
      @resworp 8 лет назад +1

      the plot thickens; there turned out to be some amount of butter inside. ka-ching!

    • @resworp
      @resworp 8 лет назад +1

      update; bagel down the hatch, and i also found some candy leftover in a bag in my living room. their going down pretty quickly

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth 8 лет назад +5

      thanks for the updates man. I needed that.

    • @resworp
      @resworp 8 лет назад +2

      Rossi the Bossi haha oh man forgot i made those comments, first time reading them while sober haha

  • @BrianMontesQ
    @BrianMontesQ 12 лет назад +1

    This is actually a really good episode.

  • @asdfjkl40654
    @asdfjkl40654 12 лет назад

    at the end "Click to procrastinate" Love it. so true

  • @ShoTGunKid01
    @ShoTGunKid01 12 лет назад +1

    2:35 " AND I JUST MADE A PROFIT" funny how he says it

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 2 года назад

    lol the chaos of early jake and amir was so glorious

  • @leekyoverhere
    @leekyoverhere Год назад +1

    @1:14 you can see Amir laughing at Murph 😂😂

  • @turtle0fd00m13
    @turtle0fd00m13 12 лет назад

    Thank you for that... I pressed 6 like 10 times in a row and I couldn't stop crying hahahahaha

  • @Brock1563
    @Brock1563 12 лет назад

    Every video that they post on RUclips had been posted on their site one month earlier. Gives people a reason to visit their site and see everything else they have rather than just see all the videos they have here on RUclips.

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 года назад +1

    Circle bread is plentiful and not punishable by whipping

  • @Kotoyami
    @Kotoyami 12 лет назад

    Make more pls!!!!

  • @StephenHardyMusic
    @StephenHardyMusic 12 лет назад +1

    You know, that guitar sound at the end still hasn't grown on me. Bring back HUH

  • @622hfhjgv
    @622hfhjgv 4 года назад +1

    600 bagels divided by 6 dollars apiece means Amir brought 101 bagels to the office to make 6 dollars assuming he sells all of them and assuming he knows math which we know he doesn't lolol why did I bother

  • @Dallasgeri1
    @Dallasgeri1 11 лет назад +1

    2:14 "All right everyone listen up: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" "SAY IT!" lol

  • @robertknetsch2715
    @robertknetsch2715 4 года назад +1

    Since I am an old man, only *I* got the Ed Bagley Jr. reference.

    • @shmendusel
      @shmendusel 4 года назад +1

      also a community reference

  • @RaymondHendersonn
    @RaymondHendersonn 12 лет назад

    jake and amir is are the only college humor videos i really watch..

  • @heero854
    @heero854 12 лет назад

    I liked how his glasses went over the ones he already had on xD

  • @geekparkingonly2802
    @geekparkingonly2802 6 лет назад +2

    When he yelled, “Listen up everybody!” I started singing the song from the finale

    • @gabriel_kaam_knr
      @gabriel_kaam_knr 5 лет назад

      Bro , I was looking for that comment to know that I wasn't the only one .

  • @Gelica64
    @Gelica64 12 лет назад

    THIS IS THE BEST JAKE AND AMIR!

  • @XxavierxX69
    @XxavierxX69 12 лет назад

    my new favorite Jake and amir

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 8 лет назад +1

    "You prick in a wig" 😂

  • @MrMobsterzz
    @MrMobsterzz 12 лет назад

    these guys are hilarious!!!!

  • @Minecrafter079
    @Minecrafter079 12 лет назад

    Amir's "listening face" at 1:37 is the best

  • @Djninja97
    @Djninja97 12 лет назад

    This is why we love u Amir

  • @theskatmaaan
    @theskatmaaan 12 лет назад

    jake is saying it write. one of my biggest peeves in the world is the way amir says bagel.

  • @jettinski7039
    @jettinski7039 4 года назад +2

    2020 anybody?

  • @BeautyCindy16
    @BeautyCindy16 12 лет назад +1

    You can Jake tries so hard not to laugh :) lol

  • @jaydon5091
    @jaydon5091 5 лет назад +1

    I’m so happy Murph and Emily where here

  • @BryanChuckBrennan
    @BryanChuckBrennan 12 лет назад

    oh murph! you alway take it to the next level.

  • @kmk3910
    @kmk3910 2 года назад

    I’ve been calling bagels Ed Begley Jr’s for years not knowing he’s an actor. Dude played Cliff Main in Better Call Saul

  • @Hydroleak
    @Hydroleak 12 лет назад

    to support collegehumor disable adblocker

  • @mnkittel
    @mnkittel 12 лет назад

    You know, YT, I don't mind the ads. I really don't. What I DO mind is when my video starts, gets a few seconds in, and suddenly your system realizes it didn't show an ad first. Then interrupts my video with a thirty second spot that I can't skip. Fix that garbage.

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 12 лет назад

    hahaha this episode was brilliant!!

  • @CarUniverse
    @CarUniverse 12 лет назад

    Omfg Murph's entrance. So good. "HEY! Cool it."

  • @Shadsterwolf
    @Shadsterwolf 12 лет назад

    All I was staring at was the cereal dispensers in the back and questioning myself "why don't I have one?" during the entire video. So I watched it again.

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 года назад

      did you finally buy yourself a cereal dispenser almost 10 years later?

    • @Shadsterwolf
      @Shadsterwolf 3 года назад

      @@valx5 Lmao, no, but I did get my own place where I can do that!

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp Год назад

      ​@@ShadsterwolfReminder for you to buy that.

  • @LyingCatSagaFan
    @LyingCatSagaFan 6 лет назад +1

    Whoah Emily and Murph... Damn how time flies.

  • @bandetx
    @bandetx 10 лет назад +2

    Amir needs to teach me how to put sunglasses on like that.

  • @CasusUniversum
    @CasusUniversum 12 лет назад

    Hahahah, Murph. That kid gets me every time.

  • @yadiggems
    @yadiggems 12 лет назад

    what! its says this episode was published last week but i saw this like a month ago...i honestly think i time traveled

  • @unicornhustler
    @unicornhustler 12 лет назад

    Willmar, MN Represent! RIP FilmDrop

  • @joseroquezada
    @joseroquezada 12 лет назад

    wow they still make these?

  • @forgedinfire3496
    @forgedinfire3496 7 лет назад

    Every second I keep thinking this video couldnt get better, and I keep being wrong constantly ever second. How is that possible?