I know right! A raw dog for that blog hog makes the jimbly johns......Sogg. Yeah a soggy meal of sorts and this is the thanks he gets?? What kinda fair is that!!
Hahahahaha, saw this video maybe 5 times already, but never noticed Emily wearing the "Fette Sau" shirt. It translates literally into german as "Fat Sow"
I always hear horror stories about people getting stuck watching jake and amir right before huge projects or essays are due, just never thought it would happen to me....
Why do I keep watching this videos!? Every time I get a step closer to developing an ulcer, aside from the homicidal thoughts I get with all the shit Amir pulls. Should that guy actually exist in real life I wouldve probably made him a quadriplegic by now.
only here because currently high af eating a dry-ass bagel i got on my flight home from barcelona recently because its the only food i have for munch haha. gr8 episode though
Every video that they post on RUclips had been posted on their site one month earlier. Gives people a reason to visit their site and see everything else they have rather than just see all the videos they have here on RUclips.
600 bagels divided by 6 dollars apiece means Amir brought 101 bagels to the office to make 6 dollars assuming he sells all of them and assuming he knows math which we know he doesn't lolol why did I bother
You know, YT, I don't mind the ads. I really don't. What I DO mind is when my video starts, gets a few seconds in, and suddenly your system realizes it didn't show an ad first. Then interrupts my video with a thirty second spot that I can't skip. Fix that garbage.
All I was staring at was the cereal dispensers in the back and questioning myself "why don't I have one?" during the entire video. So I watched it again.
can't believe they'd raw dog him right after he brought jimbly johns on the half shell for the whole frickin company
I know right! A raw dog for that blog hog makes the jimbly johns......Sogg. Yeah a soggy meal of sorts and this is the thanks he gets?? What kinda fair is that!!
Circle bread? Gary doesn't allow those...
I love how Amir told everyone to throw up their bagels and then they actually did at the end. nice foreshadowing
Oh wow! I’ve seen this vid like 5 times and here you are telling something I never realized. (Not sarcasm)
I didnt notice that lol
The subtle foreshadowing they were able to write into so many episodes is beautiful
@@VictorIdrac good io
Very good writing. 🙌🏻
I love how Jake apologises for Amir as if he's his big brother or something.
Murph's "FUCK YOU!" to Jake is the most aggressive way I've seen those words delivered. The sheer hatred in Murph's voice is amazing.
Lol so true
God has so fucking great hahahah
i love date night tho with him and the skinny biss xD
Every koala ever in a bikini? I need to hear the rest of that story.
He blew Uncle Sam
I think that’s Amir’s way of saying the Uncle Sam was as cute as a koala (or rather, all koalas combined)
I like how even though it was Amir that offended Murph's gf Murph still treats him nicer than Jake
Jake: You guys are dating? Great! For how long?
Murph: FUCK YOU!!!
LMAO
They're married now.
jesusthroughmary I don't believe you
S G Lol you must be new if you don't know that
KingdomOfFandoms oh no I'm new what an awful shame
S G didn't say anything bad about being new, I just said that you must be new.
Amir totally Britta'ed it.
Hey, l lived in New York, I know how to pronounce baggle.
Hang the fuck on. Did you just imply that the English mispronounce words? Words from the ENGLISH language? Wow, that's just sad.
Master Blair No he's talking about the character 'Britta' from Community, who also mispronounces 'Bagel' in the same way Amir does.
Teague Hipkiss Thank you for someone getting my reference.
+Nicklas Swihart you're the worst.
"you prick in a wig" has now become my favorite insult to say to people
Same lol
Jake and amir literally never gets old
for real
Can confirm. It's 2023❤️
Unlike Murph's grandmother
I love how Jake and Amir are so intertwined that Jake feels the need to apologize when Amir does something uncouth
"Say Beg."
"Day."
"Il"
"Elle"
"Bagel"
"Baygelle"
-Shakes head-
"Worse, right?"
XD
"That's my girlfriend."
Remember when she was his girlfriend? Aww.
they aren't still dating?
wildflowerwoods Well, they're engaged. (Or married by now.)
wildflowerwoods yea pretty sure they've been married for a little while now
Joshua Kilimnik oh thank god! i was worried
whitenerdymoonwalker They are again
Jake can eat circle bread?
Oh sheesh y'all, ''twas a dream!
Gary is not going to like it
Did you forget? He lives in a area where circle bread is plentiful and NOT punishable by whipping
Don’t you mean jibbly johns on the half shell?
YOU WILL ALL BE JUDGED BY GARY!
We're talking vomiting, diarrhoea, jaundice, INFANTILE JAUNDICE
Easily one of my all-time faves.
LOLLL imagine every koala in the world in a bikini.
WTF.
@@sendotakeshi2836 kinky
That awesome moment when you know emily and murph are married now
Moonshine and dungeon daddy! Looks like Harwon still gets dogged
This episode had everything! Glasses, People Vomiting, Murph being a badass, and that face that Amir does when someone is talking to him :D
1:10 sums up murphs contibution to collegehumor in less than 10 seconds.
imagine every koala ever in a bikini. That gets me every fucking time
Amir says in another episode that he grew up in Niagara Falls and thats actually how they pronounce bagel there.
note to self : never watch jake and amir havinng lunch
Dear diary today i saw jake and amir having lunch...
quick question, why did they come back into the room when they started puking?
+BlueSilver because there wasn't enough budget to show them properly going to the bathroom to puke.
+Samuel Pérez García Why does filming them puke in the bathroom cost extra money?
Schumann Yu-Sandstrom *whispers* it's a joke...
Instead of digging yourself a deeper hole, just walk away slowly and quietly. No one's watching anyway.
Flame war for a lame joke you didn't like? Are you 12? 😂
"I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a baggle is."
The “beeping” for too long is so funny
Jake: How much did you spend on these bagels?
Amir: A BAD AMOUNT OF MONEY!
"I spend a penny to make two." I only just now realized hes just breaking even.
"I spend 1 penny to make 2" Lmaooo
Who else notice how murf transformed from being that litle nerd to being CH tough guy slowly in few years of CH :)
Britta and Amir have been hanging out too much LOL
egg bagley juniors
Hahahahaha, saw this video maybe 5 times already, but never noticed Emily wearing the "Fette Sau" shirt. It translates literally into german as "Fat Sow"
Vielleicht ist es eine Band...?
i love watching these and seeing emily and murph after watching/listening to them for years
I always hear horror stories about people getting stuck watching jake and amir right before huge projects or essays are due, just never thought it would happen to me....
How'd it go
I love how amir always puts on items and takes them off so quickly xD
Wow ... after 100 rewatches I just got the bagels around nipples / 'bagels on me' joke
Jake's delivery of "600 dollars" @1:58 reminds me of "AND THIS IS A ROLEX BUDDY" for some reason 🤣🤣
everyone owes me two likes because jake's doggin me
NO MATTER HOW MANY COLLEGEHUMOR VIDEOS I WATCH THEY KEEP COMING.
I thought Jake didn't know what a bagel was because it was forbidden according to Gary.
Lol nice reference
I love every episode you guys do its awesome
Amir britta'd it
After a long night of work I got me some dinner and sit down at my desk and watch Collegehumor
That is the most f...d up but smartest thing ever
Mureithi Kivuti how is it smart to poison your coworkers
He poisons them, and on the other hand he is the only one with the cure. It is either they pay him for the antidote or they die.
Mureithi Kivuti that's not smart that's highly illegal and fucked up and there's no cure for it
Mureithi Kivuti the cure was bedrest, so hows he gonna sell that?
dumb gal and also he willingly gave it up. This is a weird comment chain.
I guess adding giardia to the bagels was expensive. That's why he had to spend $600, but didn't feel ripped off
Thumbed up for Murph xD
Once i click on a college humor video i know there goes the next hour or two watching the related videos. these are addictive.
In Rochester, NY, they actually pronounce it "baggel".
+Thomas Booth thats why they are called 'bitches'
well Rochester is wrong
Im from rochester and we do not pronounce it like that
I cant let you soil my good city's name
FUNNIEST EPISODE SO FAR!!! I watched it ages ago on the college humor website and forgot how funny it was
I went to look up "Giardia" after this. Yeesh, fuckin scary the world is.
If you don't like this video then 1:15
One of my top ten Jake and Amir episodes!
Why do I keep watching this videos!? Every time I get a step closer to developing an ulcer, aside from the homicidal thoughts I get with all the shit Amir pulls. Should that guy actually exist in real life I wouldve probably made him a quadriplegic by now.
Jake and Amir are so good togheter they are so awesome
why do they have to throw up every time i am eating and watching their videos? !
This is a great episode.
Why does murph hate jake?
the face at 1:37 had me dying for like 10 mins
only here because currently high af eating a dry-ass bagel i got on my flight home from barcelona recently because its the only food i have for munch haha. gr8 episode though
the plot thickens; there turned out to be some amount of butter inside. ka-ching!
update; bagel down the hatch, and i also found some candy leftover in a bag in my living room. their going down pretty quickly
thanks for the updates man. I needed that.
Rossi the Bossi haha oh man forgot i made those comments, first time reading them while sober haha
This is actually a really good episode.
at the end "Click to procrastinate" Love it. so true
2:35 " AND I JUST MADE A PROFIT" funny how he says it
lol the chaos of early jake and amir was so glorious
@1:14 you can see Amir laughing at Murph 😂😂
Thank you for that... I pressed 6 like 10 times in a row and I couldn't stop crying hahahahaha
Every video that they post on RUclips had been posted on their site one month earlier. Gives people a reason to visit their site and see everything else they have rather than just see all the videos they have here on RUclips.
Circle bread is plentiful and not punishable by whipping
Make more pls!!!!
You know, that guitar sound at the end still hasn't grown on me. Bring back HUH
600 bagels divided by 6 dollars apiece means Amir brought 101 bagels to the office to make 6 dollars assuming he sells all of them and assuming he knows math which we know he doesn't lolol why did I bother
2:14 "All right everyone listen up: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" "SAY IT!" lol
Since I am an old man, only *I* got the Ed Bagley Jr. reference.
also a community reference
jake and amir is are the only college humor videos i really watch..
I liked how his glasses went over the ones he already had on xD
When he yelled, “Listen up everybody!” I started singing the song from the finale
Bro , I was looking for that comment to know that I wasn't the only one .
THIS IS THE BEST JAKE AND AMIR!
my new favorite Jake and amir
"You prick in a wig" 😂
these guys are hilarious!!!!
Amir's "listening face" at 1:37 is the best
This is why we love u Amir
jake is saying it write. one of my biggest peeves in the world is the way amir says bagel.
2020 anybody?
You can Jake tries so hard not to laugh :) lol
I’m so happy Murph and Emily where here
oh murph! you alway take it to the next level.
I’ve been calling bagels Ed Begley Jr’s for years not knowing he’s an actor. Dude played Cliff Main in Better Call Saul
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hahaha this episode was brilliant!!
Omfg Murph's entrance. So good. "HEY! Cool it."
All I was staring at was the cereal dispensers in the back and questioning myself "why don't I have one?" during the entire video. So I watched it again.
did you finally buy yourself a cereal dispenser almost 10 years later?
@@valx5 Lmao, no, but I did get my own place where I can do that!
@@ShadsterwolfReminder for you to buy that.
Whoah Emily and Murph... Damn how time flies.
Amir needs to teach me how to put sunglasses on like that.
Hahahah, Murph. That kid gets me every time.
what! its says this episode was published last week but i saw this like a month ago...i honestly think i time traveled
Willmar, MN Represent! RIP FilmDrop
wow they still make these?
Every second I keep thinking this video couldnt get better, and I keep being wrong constantly ever second. How is that possible?