Jake and Amir: Valentine's Day
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2012
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I always love it when insecure Jake suddenly shows up out of nowhere
Whoa. Is it weird that I suddenly decided to rewatch this on a whim and wanted to make a similar comment to it, not realising that I already made it?
Mugsi That happened to me once, and I commented the exact same thing like three years apart.
@@Mugsi same here, let’s you know how good Jake and Amir videos are cause we keep rewatching them and they’re so many.
The exact same thing happened to me just recently- went to make a comment, had left the same one four years ago!!
lmaooooo i had the same thought but u beat me to it
We know Amir is lying about how he wrote the poem because he said “I was mid-wipe…” Amir never wipes, and if he does, it’s before he shits.
It's a time saver!
@@SamanthaLain it saves time effort and cash
@@SamanthaLain how does what save time
@@cockroachv what?
@@cockroachvmoneyyyy!
The best part is that Amir made this letter for Jake
You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing; you're blazin'. No 'g', just an apostrophe, you don't need a 'g', 'cause I'm your G. So we drop the 'g'. And tonight, you gonna drop your g-string. Let me see that crack, Girl. I bet it ain't whack, Girl. Love, your not-so-secret-admirerer, J-Witz.
Hey isn't that from the video?
Yes it is
Yes, we all just watched the video you don't need to copy it for thumbs ups.
Incredible
I think there’s something to be said for seeing it written out like this
The part where jake smiled while amir was saying his poem was the cutest thing ever
the part where he didn't shower since thursday night...
xD
How many words would it take to accurately express what you mean to me? How can you scientifically quantify how much lighter I become when you enter my day and how heavy I feel when you leave? How can I describe how my smile just appears magnetically when I see your face? (Jake smiles) How can I possibly count my thoughts of you when I think of you so constantly? As thoughts within thoughts, within thoughts, within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.
¿Cuántas palabras se necesitaría para expresar con precisión lo que significa para mí? ¿Cómo se puede cuantificar científicamente cuánto más ligero me convierto cuando entras mi día y lo pesado que se siente cuando se vaya? ¿Cómo puedo describir cómo mi sonrisa apenas aparece magnéticamente cuando veo su cara? (Jake sonríe) ¿Cómo es posible contar mis recuerdos de ti cuando pienso en ti de manera constante? Como pensamientos dentro de los pensamientos, pensamientos dentro, dentro de los pensamientos hacen que sea imposible recordar dónde se empezaba y terminaba el otro. Tiempo pliega en sí mismo que a mí ya nostalgia por nuestro futuro y tenemos ganas de nuestro pasado. Para el resto de mi vida, Te amo.
*loudly, obnoxiously clears throat* You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing, your blazin'. No g, just an apostrophe, you don't need a g, cause I'm your g. So we dropped the g. And tonight, you're gonna drop your g.. strang. Let me see that crack girl, I bet it ain't whack girl.
Love,
Your not so secret admirerer,
J-Witz
I actually wrote Amir's poem for this one chick I liked a while ago. 10/10, would do again.
Idriss Elboubbkraoui u
Me too lol
On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend wrote his card to me exactly like Amirs first one "How many words would it take" because he knows how much I love Jake and Amir. Hes the best
Let me see that crack, girl. I bet it aint' whack, girl.
hey now that's my boy you crack
@@iscream08 your not so secret admirerer
Still together?
thiagogueri , nope. We broke up shortly after high school.
The cuts to Jake's reaction while Amir reads his poem are really well-placed and the face work from jake is powerful
Dude appears out of freaking nowhere too.
LOL I love how Jake rolled up his sleeves when he gave Sarah the card.
Yeah
jake appearing at the end is the creepiest. thing.
ever.
Of all time
im guessing he was ducked down and then stood up when they hugged
I like to think that Amir wrote that poem for Jake.
Because a heartfelt Valentine, from the one obsessed with thine makes ya boi start cryin'. How's that for insecure.
Amir definitely wrote that poem for Jake
For sure for sure for sure!
sure, and Jake wrote his for Amir
Man, this poem is so lovely, so full of insight, empathy, love and devotion! The words are so accurate, it touches you at a basic human level, and it sets something off inside your brain and inside your heart and it captures your soul and stays with you all day; I'm thinking of getting it tattooed on my bicep. And, oh yeah, the stuff Amir wrote was quite decent as well.
"... You say that... AND YOU MEAN IT" hehehehehehehe
the1moc305 but you're wrong
"if you thought it sucked it's only cause I can't read for shit"
sarah's taste in poems is the best XD....
So cute that amir wrote that for his girlfriend oh wait
Jake KILLED HER WITH A BUS!!!!
The poem that Amir reads out is so beautiful...so much wordplay! :)
Schwingworthy
I watch this every Valentine’s Day. Made it to 2020
Reminder
Update?
@@calzango I forgot lol
@@imwatchinberniemac :( it was meant to be..
@@imwatchinberniemac tragic
One of my favorite J&A ever. The writing is so good...almost every line in this video is perfectly executed and written!
"gotcha!" LOL that killed me
This is one of the best in my opinion.
Anton Kävenheim the ones before and after make this a great time in the show to me.
this is one of the funniest episodes no doubt
gloop32 agreed
+gloop32 GLOOP!
This along with the x-box episode and most of Ben Schwartz episodes (namely dating coach)
@@BowlMasterAsh hh
@@Eaidin75games mo
LOL. I love the fact that both poems were completely opposite but they were equally awesome.
How did I never realize that Amir wrote that Valentine for Jake?
Amir’s letter genuinely made me tear up.
" I knew you were too dumb to appreciate it." - Jake
2:35
FUCK IT, kiss me
"admirerer"
Watching this on Valentine's day 2021 for Valentine card ideas
I can't be the only person who still knows every word to Jake's poem by heart after all this time 😂😂😂😂
I cried a little with Jake's poem, so beautiful
“Time folds into itself as I am already *nostalgic for our future* and *look forward to our past*”
Back for my annual viewing
The way Jake just appears out of nowhere at the end... perfect!
Who else comes back to this for the poetry?
Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.
I seriously wrote this to a girl (the amir start), and it freaking worked. Well i said i wrote it too... :D I translated it to my own language (danish), so can't be looked up! muhahaha
the poem written by jake or amir?
yes the start of the amir part
What a dick
You win.
same here m8 XD
it absolutely gives him depth! i'm glad i'm not alone in grasping the concept :)
Amir's poem was amazing! I just might use it for Valentine's Day next year because it was so poetic!!!
I like the fact that Amir is really good at poetry
how the fuck do you favorite
this is fucking incredible and idk if its because im stoned as balls, but this was heartfelt, funny, and sicnere and nostalgic, nostalgic to the old collegehumor
it was just so good
wow you are really high
I don't think you'd find a better opportunity to use this line. High as a knife and twice as sharp.
That is GREAT editing putting jake in the last scene, looks flawless!
Amir Blumenfeld, master poet.
And he doesn't even know that he is one...
I'm using Amir's this year
This is one of the best and most underrated ones
the look on jake's face wen he recites his poem.....sooo confident!!!!...hahahah
How can I possibly count my thoughts of you,
when I think of you so constantly.
As thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts,
make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended.
Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past.
For the rest of my life, I love you
I seriously wrote this to a girl (the jake part), and it freaking worked. Well, her crack ended up being whack, so I had to dump her.
"crack ended up being whack" what the fuck does that even mean? whack is a verb.
BenjaminGoose In African-American slang "whack" means "lame".
Saim Inayatullah In actual American slang, "black" means "lame".
I thought u died
TTV5
*Cue audience laugh track*
It's a yearly Valentines tradition now
how could i describe how my smile just appears magnetically when i see your face. how could i possibly count my thoughts of you when i think of you so constantly. as thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. time folds into itself as i am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. for the rest of my life. i love you.
This is the first time that the role reversal has worked really well! Good stuff J&A
I had to watch this while I’m getting ready for Valentine’s Day
Every time I see Jake and Amir switch places, I come to appreciate how hard it is for someone to actually act like Amir does.
oh my lawd i cant stop listening to Amir's poem its absolutely amazing
that last shot was freaking awesome!
Amir definitely wrote that for Jake.
Jake reminds me too much of my self, I can't bear to watch insecure Jake
the outtakes are even better!!!
The outtakes of this one are the greatest thing ever.
wow, that card was amazing. Who in CollegeHumor wrote it?
Amir.
Probably Jake and Amir, they write all their stuff, together.
Probably Jake, he actually likes poetry. Amir is a good writer, but I don’t think he knows much about poems.
I wish Amir Valentine Blumenfeld was my valentine
i love how you uploaded this way after Valentine's day. i would have so stolen that poem from you guys.
How did I miss this video? I didn't see it when it came out and I was just looking through my box and found it. I wonder how many videos that I've wanted to watch I've missed...
I'm using jakes this year
I feel sorry for jake
its entirely his fault
Don't, I think Amir's poem was for Jake! :)
that little giggle Jakes does at the end omg
i love how jake just teleports behind them after the hug lmao!!
Say what you want about amir but he can write poetry
I'm constipated with love, and you're my laxative.
They should definitely link the outtakes to these. They're fricken hilarious!
Jakes poem was just awesome!
So blazin
Gotcha!
⁽ʰᵉʰᵉ⁾
Best part
I kinda like the role reversals sometimes because its something new and not the same stuff over and over again
These are great!
Who else is watching this on Valentine's Day?
+GirlintheRain19 ):
I'm not ashamed to admit that i've stolen parts of Amir's card and passed them off as my own in valentines day cards
you shouldn't be, i passed the whole thing off as mine
You are blazing to me. Hahahahahaha
omfg that intro just made laugh hella loud and woke up my niece but it was worth it
The “time folds into itself, as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past” line is actually really fucking good poetry.
Sarah's last J&A...
+DutyDuty really? didnt know that - she was good
+NapsterDawson not accurate. she was in the auditions episode of the finale.
+LCUDelta You'll have to forgive us for not knowing that, since it hadn't been made at the time of those comments.
@@DutyDuty Imagine not having a time machine in 2014-2015
Amir's poem was just so fucking beautiful.
I Love Jake's smile sooo beautiful
You know you can change your middle name right?
"Wow that was-"
"Dumb I know"
"No it was good it was really really good"
" I texted the first part to myself while I was takin a shit"
"Dude it was incredible"
XD
...they didn't switch places... they both have these moments and do them in different ways.
thanks for typing it up. i couldnt understand what he was saying but now i can
HOW DO YOU SPELL AMIR'S NAME
Valentines 2019 Who’s watching ? Lift your skinny spindly legs !
Allelujah, Dont Bend! Your spindly little Legs
this was one of the best jake and amir ever
Amir's poem... wow just wow
Poetry or Noetry
If someone gave me Amir's card for Valentine's Day, I would be very creeped out. That's some seriously obsessive stuff right there. Of course, I've also been single for years, so maybe I'm not the best judge of romantic cards.
***** As romantic relationshippy type stuff is, it's creepy if you don't feel as strongly or the same way as the other person, you like it when you do feel the same way. Think of someone you're in a relationship with (and probably shouldn't be, as in this situation you're clearly not compatible) but aren't as into them as they're into you, and they show up at your workplace unannounced a few times a week. It feels really weird and like they're suffocating you, but if you're as into them as they're into you, it's really nice when they show up, because you'd love to be spending time with them but are stuck at work. It's like the obsession stops being creepy when it's reciprocated. Of course some stuff is always creepy, like following around and spying on the other person... But other than that stuff, it's all just about finding someone who you match up with in intensity of interest. Well, whatever, I just remember realizing that one day.
This is the greatest reply to a conversation I've ever read.
So amir read the poem to Jake and he was done with it?
I assume "probably nobody" means jake
what does crack mean?
HASHlRAMA cocaine
yackson Not in this video.
ikr
Lemme see that crack girl, I bet it's not whack girl
how can i describe how my smile just appears magnetically when i see your face
how can i possibly count my thoughts of you when i think of you so constantly
as thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember when one began and the other ended
time folds in on itself as i am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past
for the rest of my life i love you
You have to read the line before it. It says time folds into itself, making nostalgia in the future....real.