Nostalgia Critic - Revenge Of The Commercials

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • Nostalgia Critic - Revenge Of The Commercials

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  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 лет назад +139

    "Now you can pretend to help ET go home!"
    I have no idea why he bothered to specify that you won't actually be helping a fictional creature go home.

    • @Treyman-yi7ei
      @Treyman-yi7ei 9 лет назад +2

      Well you're playing a board game about saving a fictional character from a movie which means you're not even the one who actually saves him
      It's pretty meta

    • @bearmasksenpai1391
      @bearmasksenpai1391 9 лет назад

      ChickenPika i see bears

    • @stalk8r
      @stalk8r 9 лет назад +4

      ChickenPika Because lawsuits...?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 9 лет назад +1

      stalk8rPeople would sue for that? I mean, yeah, you can sue for absolutely anything, but there'd be no worry about it being successful.

    • @MrOctavian2012
      @MrOctavian2012 9 лет назад +4

      +ChickenPika id like to point out that a women won a lawsuit where she spilled her mcdonalds coffee on her lap and burned herself while she was trying to drive, which is why you always see those "contents may be hot" warnings.

  • @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters9
    @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters9 9 лет назад +155

    "Finally we have finished Half-Life 3."
    *Gabe Newell turns off the TV and looks at the camera*
    "I can't wait for the day I make that announcement."

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 8 лет назад +3

      +LittleAprilShower You know what, I'm gonna give 5 people radiation right now. *picks up phone* Yeah, it's the Critic. Inject them.

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 8 лет назад +2

      +LittleAprilShower This is just about the only Half-Life 3 joke that I find funny, sooooo good job!

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 8 лет назад

      +Ben Ward how do you inject radiation into someone

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 8 лет назад

      I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat Very Carefully.

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 8 лет назад

      Ben Ward I think anything involving radiation needs to be done very carefully to be fair.

  • @AOH2008
    @AOH2008 9 лет назад +54

    "What is so hot, it's cool, and so cool, it's hot?"
    ... dry ice

    • @811brian
      @811brian 9 лет назад

      Nope, it's just cold. If there was anything hot in dry ice, it would cause burns.

    • @AOH2008
      @AOH2008 9 лет назад +1

      Brian Colborn
      It causes a burning sensation, and damages your skin. Hence, it feels hot, and is still cold. Objectively, it's cold; subjectively, nobody would argue that it doesn't feel burning hot.
      van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=687

    • @811brian
      @811brian 9 лет назад

      can it cause a fire? is it combustible? No. And dry ice "Feels" hot, that doesn't automatically make it hot.

    • @AOH2008
      @AOH2008 9 лет назад +5

      Brian Colborn
      You've read the page I linked, right? Dry ice causes both a burning sensation, and the results of a burn. A child with a fever can't cause a fire, but they're still hot. Sunlight isn't combustible itself, but it's still hot. Your argument makes no sense, and is an attempt to justify the use of semantics. The statement still stands: by all valid judgments of "hot" and "cool", dry ice fits the stated qualifications of being so cool that it's hot, and contrariwise, so hot that it's cool.
      Next time you try to pick an argument, you may want to stick to the parameters of the subject.

    • @MrMushroom123
      @MrMushroom123 9 лет назад

      Brian Colborn at a certain temperature your body doesnt differentiate between hot or cold anymore, you'll just feel a burning on your skin. in a more scientific way, there is no such thing as hot or cold. only temperatures which lie out of our comfort zones of approximately 20°C.

  • @pyromaniac4240
    @pyromaniac4240 9 лет назад +84

    That 20% juice thing...
    Introducing the new fever medicine!
    With 20% medicine, and 80% cowbell!

    • @RamtroStudios
      @RamtroStudios 9 лет назад +14

      NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.
      98% COWBELL.

    • @animalsofanime7081
      @animalsofanime7081 9 лет назад +4

      But i need my water now with 20% water and 80% Foreskin!

    • @Metal-Man-2000
      @Metal-Man-2000 9 лет назад +1

      CoaCoa Burrito Chan The New Popcorn
      Now with 30% Corn and 20% Whatever the fuck we put in there

    • @pyromaniac4240
      @pyromaniac4240 9 лет назад

      Metal Man
      But what's the other 50%? Pure pop?

    • @doomguy676
      @doomguy676 9 лет назад

      buy my new soda now with 10% soda and 90% tears of orphans

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 9 лет назад +78

    The Slim Suit actually does work, but the commercial is still horribly misleading. It is a sweat suit. Boxing and MMA gyms use them all the time. They are designed to trap body heat inside to cause you to sweat more and more. So you are dropping weight by dehydration. This is how boxers, MMA fighters and wrestlers drop 5 - 15 pounds in a few hours to "make weight". The weight loss is nowhere near permanent (the weight comes right back after you maniacally drink water), and if you don't know what you are doing, they can be horribly dangerous.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 лет назад +17

      dacypher22 Maybe they should have hired you for marketing!

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 9 лет назад +18

      +metademetra That would be a horrible idea, he's honest and citing facts.

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 лет назад +1

      ProbeVoyages You don't really need to like to advertise this. bringing up the science for how this make you drop an entire dress size in a pinch would be great!

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 9 лет назад +4

      +metademetra No, you see, intelligent, logical statements aren't for the target audience. Most people are really dumb and wouldn't understand anyways, these days.

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 9 лет назад +4

      +AntiCritic Hey, our nation isn't doing great on health, but don't you think that insult is a little old? There are more jokes about Americans being fat and lazy than jokes about France's military surrendering(the latter are funnier and better written, though).

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 лет назад +45

    "Finally, RUclips is its own company again and they told Viacom and Disney to quit fucking with our content creators."
    *The Critic turns off the tv*
    "I can't wait until I can make that announcement."

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 7 лет назад +5

      Reaper Cocktease!

  • @MrKaiGaming
    @MrKaiGaming 9 лет назад +64

    My theory is that Slim Suit was just some experiment on how many people would walk around in a stupid looking loose fitting silver jumpsuit.

    • @thecomicnation1085
      @thecomicnation1085 8 лет назад

      That's no theory, your right *I give you a trophy* here you go, you fucking genius

    • @xandertrejo
      @xandertrejo 8 лет назад

      It was a social experiment!!! (in da hood) √

    • @Z-Mikes00
      @Z-Mikes00 8 лет назад

      +MrKaiGaming mine is that its some placebo effect

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 4 года назад

      I think what you actually lose is water

  • @andrewmarshall2075
    @andrewmarshall2075 9 лет назад +27

    Actually, Zach was changed to Jack after a rip-off of Legos, going by the name Zaks, came into the area. They changed him to Jack to avoid "advertising" this rip-off.

    • @epion660
      @epion660 9 лет назад +1

      Andrew Marshall wow. genius rip off XD

  • @FireMinstrel
    @FireMinstrel 9 лет назад +5

    And of course, the most infamous usage of Lite-Brite: the Boston Mooninite incident of 2007.

    • @explodingpikachu7475
      @explodingpikachu7475 8 лет назад +2

      "Lite Brite, Lite Brite, they'll give Bostonians a real bad fright!"

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 9 лет назад +14

    "He sent his cosmic fleet to Mars,
    he's smoking crack in skimpy bars.
    His mind is lost in outer space,
    he kills to build a master race..." :D

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 5 лет назад +1

      "Zack! Zack! He's a psychomaniac!
      Zack! Zack! He's got a wretched heart of black!"
      I don't know, I just made the last part up myself.

  • @88SLLS
    @88SLLS 10 лет назад +55

    Each Lego set is sold separately... and costs the same amount as a video game console.

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 8 лет назад +44

    Tommy Wiseau as Shredder. That's funny.

    • @raymond8604
      @raymond8604 8 лет назад +2

      i did not hit her

    • @lanfloyd7131
      @lanfloyd7131 8 лет назад +8

      +Ash Williams "I DID NAWT SLICE HER, LEONARDO. DAS BOWLSCHITT LEONARDO, DAS BOWLSCHITT"

    • @MrStarscream427
      @MrStarscream427 8 лет назад +4

      +The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter "oh hi splinter"

    • @bstuu2138
      @bstuu2138 8 лет назад

      Leatherhead's my best friend

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 8 лет назад +2

      Hahaha, what a story, Leonardo.

  • @videobeetle8
    @videobeetle8 9 лет назад +30

    The phrase Sonic Boom will never have the same effect again.

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi 10 лет назад +63

    Zack the Lego maniac's real name is Chris Perguidi and he is currently running a youtube channel called "thechrisanderikashow".

  • @marondadebrito1516
    @marondadebrito1516 10 лет назад +27

    "Pepsi! Now with 20% soda and 80% rusty nails!"
    That's not the actual formula?

  • @someidiotfromover7yearsago
    @someidiotfromover7yearsago 9 лет назад +69

    "Volcanos are hot, and tourists think they're cool."

    • @DingoWalley01
      @DingoWalley01 9 лет назад +3

      Jesse Rich "But the 'coolness' of a Volcano does not make it Hot. You fail the Riddle."

    • @kathrynwilliams7097
      @kathrynwilliams7097 9 лет назад +10

      VOLCANOES RIP OFF POP-TARTS!!!

    • @boredom3377
      @boredom3377 9 лет назад +5

      Jesse Rich ITS NOT POP TARTS

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 9 лет назад

      ITS NOT VOLCANOES!

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 9 лет назад +1

      Jesse Rich Better answer: Chris Pratt. Girls think he is hot, and because he gets all the girls boys think he's cool.

  • @MorKmbt
    @MorKmbt 9 лет назад +48

    "We have finally made banjo threeie"
    *rare turns off the tv*
    "I can't wait for the day I make that announcement"

    • @burtrusfield2523
      @burtrusfield2523 8 лет назад +4

      +Clyde J Or Half-Life 3.

    • @badcobra1942
      @badcobra1942 8 лет назад

      +Burt Rusfield Or Megaman X9

    • @YogSothoth24601
      @YogSothoth24601 8 лет назад

      +Clyde J i believe it's called Yooka Laylee.

    • @dragonzeroxiii2501
      @dragonzeroxiii2501 8 лет назад

      +Redstar31 Well...leave that to the fans.

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 8 лет назад

      +Redstar31 I imagine X9 would look like the X1 remake on PSP, just with modern high-def antialiased models and better effects.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 9 лет назад +60

    "Quaker Oats; 20% oats, 80% Donald Rumsfeld.."
    Makes about as much sense as 20% juice in a, 'juice product'.

    • @robotsnake9374
      @robotsnake9374 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I've seen juice with 10%. It was double strength.

    • @robotsnake9374
      @robotsnake9374 9 лет назад

      ***** I've seen juice with 10%. It was double strength.

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 9 лет назад

      RobotSnake Wow. Can't say I've ever seen that..

    • @robotsnake9374
      @robotsnake9374 9 лет назад

      ***** It's Sainsbury's Double Strength Cordial. Apple & Blackcurrant

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 9 лет назад +3

      RobotSnake And it has only 10% real juice?

  • @SpikeyGloveMan
    @SpikeyGloveMan 9 лет назад +54

    I cracked up when he said the word "chicken mc nuggets, and meat" in the same sentence

    • @dracompb966
      @dracompb966 9 лет назад +4

      I was in hysterics when they didn't mention pink slime

    • @bren7080
      @bren7080 9 лет назад +2

      LoneTensai I laughed myself into a fucking coma when they didn't say obese American children in the sentence, or at all

    • @dracompb966
      @dracompb966 9 лет назад +2

      CuteEwok SUUUUUUUUURE

    • @SpikeyGloveMan
      @SpikeyGloveMan 9 лет назад

      CuteEwok ya, that's definitely chicken. That slimey stuff in the middle of "breading"

    • @dracompb966
      @dracompb966 9 лет назад +2

      CuteEwok key words "looks like"

  • @HotCuppaCoffee
    @HotCuppaCoffee 10 лет назад +2

    The "Slim Suit" actually worked, as advertized.
    If you wrap yourself in an insulating plastic bag, you will sweat. Water weighs about 8 pounds per gallon, so profuse sweating will result in minor weight loss.
    That is, until the resulting thirst drives you to drink it all back again.

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 8 лет назад +6

    I remember the white meat chicken McNuggets commercial because I had stopped eating them after biting into a nerve. I was so horrified to realize the old McNuggets were something MORE awful- but not horrified enough to not try the new nuggets

  • @christopherhancock1723
    @christopherhancock1723 9 лет назад +16

    This guy never fails to make me laugh.

  • @mitcheldenhartog5301
    @mitcheldenhartog5301 9 лет назад +8

    The Ghost-busters and Beetlejuice animated toys were the most colourful and creative toys ever.

    • @pinkylauren1879
      @pinkylauren1879 9 лет назад

      Yes they defitnelty were! I loved them

    • @iluvmichaeline
      @iluvmichaeline 9 лет назад

      That always made me wonder why they didn't make more ghostbusters movies than 2

    • @microcassettes
      @microcassettes 9 лет назад

      Because the second movie kinda sucked.

    • @CM421
      @CM421 9 лет назад

      There is a third movie on the way, although... well, from what i have heard, I don't have too high hopes for it.

    • @mewtastic2409
      @mewtastic2409 9 лет назад

      The Gamer What?! When I was younger I liked the second one more, but then I got the jokes in the first one. Still like the second one a lot.

  • @AndriaTheKobold
    @AndriaTheKobold 10 лет назад +10

    if youve ever tested the hot water in your bathtub back in the days when hot water heaters took forever, the "so hot its cold so cold its hot" thing makes sense... hold your hand under scalding water long enough, and your nerve endings stop working properly, plays tricks on your head. So it starts to feel cold.

    • @GatesOfAvalon1
      @GatesOfAvalon1 10 лет назад +2

      Maybe you should go to the hospital?

    • @AndriaTheKobold
      @AndriaTheKobold 10 лет назад +3

      Zombiefan12345 Oh nah his was when I was like, 8, and I wasn't dumb enough to keep my hand there, haa

    • @GatesOfAvalon1
      @GatesOfAvalon1 10 лет назад

      Alexandria Young Ok just wanted to make sure XD

    • @AndriaTheKobold
      @AndriaTheKobold 10 лет назад +1

      Zombiefan12345 yeah i was a dumb kid.....

    • @FriendlyPinkKirby
      @FriendlyPinkKirby 10 лет назад

      But what does this have to do with Pop Tarts?

  • @TheNithal
    @TheNithal 8 лет назад +12

    Anyone else annoyed when people say "Explaination point" instead of "Exclamation point"?

  • @DaGrayWolf93
    @DaGrayWolf93 10 лет назад +3

    I looked up on Brickpedia (the Lego wiki) and it says... "LEGO originally had their LEGO Maniac named Zach/Zack, but when an imitator made their "sets" under the name of Zaks, LEGO changed the name to Jack to avoid unintentionally advertising for this fake. They changed it back to Zach later."

  • @MrWeathermaniac
    @MrWeathermaniac 11 лет назад +1

    The Shredder+ Johnny's voice from the Room= GENIUS!!!

  • @swishfish8858
    @swishfish8858 9 лет назад +4

    Kool-aid is notorious for being literally nothing but sugar and water. The mix crystals are just solidified glucose that gets crushed and put into little packets. The recipe calls for like, 2 cups of sugar and 4 of water and that's it.
    So the pre-made stuff in pouches having "20% juice " is actually a good thing, relatively speaking.

  • @Ixapter
    @Ixapter 8 лет назад +12

    20% juice? Seriously? Man, if that was advertised these days....

    • @Lietuvis0000
      @Lietuvis0000 8 лет назад

      +Ixapter you dont search deep enough .

    • @Ixapter
      @Ixapter 8 лет назад +7

      I said "advertised", not "sold".

    • @hmvd22
      @hmvd22 8 лет назад

      You could pretty much make your car run with today's juice. 😋

  • @tommycarr8111
    @tommycarr8111 9 лет назад +9

    They're so hot in temperature, they're so cool as a food. They're so cool as a food, they are hot (as in popular) with people.

  • @nyarlat8455
    @nyarlat8455 8 лет назад +2

    12:42 Actually, the body has a built in defense for extreme temperatures, like when you step on hot ground before you get in a pool in summer, it feels cold. Same way around.

  • @IanJHelm
    @IanJHelm 8 лет назад +12

    "Get ready to see the dumbest thing you've ever seen"
    You mean my brother?

  • @graysonrogers-barnes6302
    @graysonrogers-barnes6302 8 лет назад +3

    That Slim Suit thing advertises weighing less when you wake up... But everyone does...

  • @scottfrenz
    @scottfrenz 10 лет назад +4

    Tommy Wiseau makes an awesome Shredder. "It's not true! I didn't hit April O' Neil. I did not! Oh, hai Leonardo."

  • @universalcandy3084
    @universalcandy3084 8 лет назад +6

    His name is Usagi Yojimbo, and he's awesome.

  • @aidangarvey7049
    @aidangarvey7049 9 лет назад +3

    I was literally diagnosed with Diabetes in 2012... Screw you, Critic.

  • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
    @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 8 лет назад +9

    I hope the next one would be Commercials Rising: Revengeance.

    • @CreesNostalgiaHut
      @CreesNostalgiaHut 4 года назад

      AND he has to include "I am the creator of Ultra Games."

  • @yungadizzle
    @yungadizzle 10 лет назад +5

    That legomaniac part had me in fuckin tears

  • @sammylane21
    @sammylane21 10 лет назад +2

    The whole charm to the Light Bright,was that you would pretty much only see it near Christmas.

  • @thecomicnation1085
    @thecomicnation1085 8 лет назад +5

    The slim suit: Silver Surfer if he ate to many Big Macs and became all baggy and wrinkly

  • @nissandriver217
    @nissandriver217 9 лет назад +33

    Am I the ONLY kid who didn't make dirty images with light bright?

  • @sorurus7552
    @sorurus7552 8 лет назад +9

    Those are some Great Nuts.

  • @dazeslays
    @dazeslays 8 лет назад +8

    5:13 *but she was already poring him a brimming glass of spiders*

  • @mudo6633
    @mudo6633 9 лет назад +3

    I lost it at the Tommy Wiseau Shredder

  • @angelaviary444
    @angelaviary444 9 лет назад +3

    right as the picture popped up at 12:07 i hear a kid shriek from outside xD

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 10 лет назад +5

    Slim Suit. You can do the same thing with a garbage bag.

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 8 лет назад +1

    I don't know why, but 8:32 is making me laugh. The noise he makes and the hair raising up is just funny to me

  • @XxAngiexXRPI
    @XxAngiexXRPI 11 лет назад

    "Light Bright, making things with light" I remember that one better and "Put the pieces into the slot, make the right selection, but be quick you're racing the clock! WOW! Pop goes perfection"

  • @DraculaCronqvist
    @DraculaCronqvist 9 лет назад +8

    I can't help but wonder just how many people were fittingly described in the Zack-Psycho-Maniac spoof... Very sad, when you think about it.

    • @rloul1
      @rloul1 9 лет назад +2

      Awesome profile pic. Castlevania for the win!

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 9 лет назад

      rloul1
      Indeed.

  • @SweetestSweden
    @SweetestSweden 10 лет назад +3

    I can honestly say that I never used my light-brite to make dirty pictures.

  • @adamwatson2914
    @adamwatson2914 10 лет назад

    Squeeze-Its! I remember those! Haven't thought of them in twenty years... That advert was unbelievable!

  • @mercury7d
    @mercury7d 8 лет назад +2

    I'm diabetic. The intro to the commercial had me ready to listen, and then I just wanted to slap someone. Preferably the announcer.

  • @andimason3370
    @andimason3370 10 лет назад +6

    Please tell me that last one got some kind of Psychological study named after it. Anything to know that such stupidity was not in vain

  • @Successkid2014
    @Successkid2014 9 лет назад +10

    6:25 I like to picture an epic battle between Jack and Zack. Who is the true Lego maniac!? O_o

    • @emmettkrantz1520
      @emmettkrantz1520 9 лет назад +1

      Mister Niceguy Imagine them making increasingly crazy/awesome Lego creations to try and beat each other.

  • @notbobby125
    @notbobby125 10 лет назад

    13:49
    I love how the gator has a realisitically detailed shotgun that is just painted Orange.

  • @domtaylor1887
    @domtaylor1887 10 месяцев назад

    The Transformers commercials at 17:00 and 18:18 are for the Pretenders, essentially they're Transformers with organic shells (The Autobots had human shells, whereas the Decepticons had monster shells). They're from the later years of G1, but some of the characters like Bludgeon (who had the coolest shell, essentially a skull faced samurai), Skullgrin, Metalhawk (who was a Japan only character for a while), and Thunderwing still make appearances in Transformers fiction to this day. The ones at 17:00 are the Classic Pretenders, which were older characters (namely Bumblebee, Jazz, Grimlock, and Starscream) reimagined as Pretenders.

  • @Meanlucario
    @Meanlucario 9 лет назад +13

    I guess that the juice is 20% Kooler.

  • @ilopominecrafter
    @ilopominecrafter 8 лет назад +5

    About the 20% juice thing, they still do that today...

    • @nickybuttons6443
      @nickybuttons6443 8 лет назад

      Lots of Coke company Lemonade is like, 10% juice.

  • @shadowmetroid18
    @shadowmetroid18 8 лет назад +1

    I swear that slim suit came from a meeting that went something like this:
    "Hey Jim, want to see how many people we can get to dress up like idiot spacemen?"
    "Sure Frank, but can we get rich while doing it?"
    "Well sure, just market it as a weight loss program!"
    "Frank, are we the bad guys in an episode of Sailor Moon?"

  • @dracobengali
    @dracobengali 10 лет назад +2

    Every time I hear the beginning of that Grape Nuts (2:57) commercial I keep thinking of the coffee commercial "the best part of waking up"

  • @andimason3370
    @andimason3370 10 лет назад +9

    The bazaar thing is the slim-suit may actually work - no I do not think it helps you loose weight in itself please read the rest of the comment.
    I'm serious the placebo effect is very powerful, and people may subconsciously change their habits to loose weight with it.
    Goodness gracious the suit doesn't do a thing, but doing a research project on it may be very interesting

    • @AverageAsianMe
      @AverageAsianMe 10 лет назад +13

      It helps you sweat. You can lose ten lbs of water weight in a few hours if you work out in one. It's what people use if they cut weight for a match or tournament. You do lose more calories as well.

    • @jeepjeepkeyblock7787
      @jeepjeepkeyblock7787 10 лет назад

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 10 лет назад

      AverageAsianMe
      absolutely. it's also extremely dangerous and has been fatal in many cases. so yeah, there's that.

    • @EpicWinNoob
      @EpicWinNoob 10 лет назад

      Hm, where is this bazaar you speak of?

    • @andimason3370
      @andimason3370 10 лет назад

      EpicWinNoob You know what I meant otherwise you would not have made that comment.

  • @vre692
    @vre692 8 лет назад +9

    I feel bad for nostalgia critic teddy ruxpin coming back this year

  • @RachelDeRosier010894
    @RachelDeRosier010894 10 лет назад

    "Lindsey, why are you late for class?"
    *"POPTARTS!!!"*
    XD

  • @misspinkpunkykat
    @misspinkpunkykat 9 лет назад +2

    I remember I never had enough pegs to complete a pic with light bright.

  • @roanmizzy3774
    @roanmizzy3774 8 лет назад +7

    Wait, I was supposed to make dirty pictures with my LightBright? Why did I never get the memos for these things?

    • @RDHDE
      @RDHDE 8 лет назад

      What? We'll make sure you'll get the memo next time sorry bro.

    • @trueloveis4u
      @trueloveis4u 7 лет назад

      its ok i never did either

  • @RampantRedneck
    @RampantRedneck 10 лет назад +4

    I had a litebrite when I was a kid. Believe it or not, I actually never made any dirty pictures with it. :P

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 9 лет назад

    4:23 - these little segments with Rob are beyond hilarious :D

  • @SlowestSinCreations
    @SlowestSinCreations 10 лет назад +2

    he should've said "Quaker Oats: 20% oats and 80% Ma-ti !!"

  • @melindoranightsilver9298
    @melindoranightsilver9298 9 лет назад +5

    I never got the popularity of Cabbage Patch kids. My cousin had one, I always thought they were ugly looking things. Granted, I also never got the popularity of Furby either.

    • @pinkylauren1879
      @pinkylauren1879 9 лет назад +4

      I was never into Furby but can kinda see why other people were,but as for cabbage patch kids? I agree. My Aunt got me one for Christmas one year and I threw it in the back of my closet,and it remained there throughout my childhood.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 9 лет назад

      they were gremlins, but they were much more demonic.

    • @crackteon3978
      @crackteon3978 9 лет назад

      Never got it either.

  • @allanfaridsantaellarivera3658
    @allanfaridsantaellarivera3658 9 лет назад +5

    Zack!! Zack!! He´s a psychomaniac!!!! XD!

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 2 года назад

    These "After These Messages" sound quite good. We need these exact ones as they are shown here, played repeatedly a few hours.

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 10 лет назад +2

    If you've ever touched a hollow stair railing in the middle of a cold winter,you understand the so cold it's hot thing

  • @EqualOpportunityDestoroya
    @EqualOpportunityDestoroya 9 лет назад +13

    13:00 It's pronounced Usagi Yojimbo, check out some of the books written by Stan Sakai. A great take on Japanese historical fiction. :-)

    • @emilyscinema9417
      @emilyscinema9417 9 лет назад

      Yeah, I was disturbed by that until I went over to my friends house and he had one of those comics

    • @OzFanJames1900
      @OzFanJames1900 8 лет назад

      +Cockadoodle Shimoneta (Trigged by Feminists)
      You're "trigged" by feminists? You're a sexist!

  • @Coyote-qs6fs
    @Coyote-qs6fs 9 лет назад +4

    wiseau shredder made me cry

  • @mikabeats5088
    @mikabeats5088 9 лет назад

    You are tearing me APART, Splinter!

  • @Schlgrl_
    @Schlgrl_ 10 лет назад

    I loved how the second "pretend transformers" add could hardly even keep up with its own plot : "hey look there's pretender decepticons too?.."

  • @SuberDuberUberEvan
    @SuberDuberUberEvan 10 лет назад +3

    im pretty sure its a different child and name because it makes you feel like you could be a lego maniac aswell. They needed the name to be similar though because it wouldnt rhyme with the rest of the song if it wasnt

  • @brianriff8550
    @brianriff8550 9 лет назад +3

    I...I know the LiteBrite pic at 10:17 is SUPPOSED to look like a steamboat, but...
    L-look at the chimney...

  • @nathangamer
    @nathangamer 10 лет назад

    Lindsey, why are you late for class? POPTARTS! I lost it at that part!

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 10 лет назад

    Apparently I spent my whole childhood watching commercials since I remember all these advertisements

  • @legionkubi
    @legionkubi 9 лет назад +4

    "that's a big twinkie"

  • @cynthiautz6702
    @cynthiautz6702 9 лет назад +12

    Teddy Ruxpin: Hi my name is Teddy Ruxpin
    Me: AH THE DEVIL!!!
    Teddy Ruxpin: Would you be my friend? *looks at me with red eyes* I HAVEN'T FORGOTEN YOU ERIK
    Me: AH!!! *changing the channel to watch Star Wars Rebels*
    Teddy Ruxpin: ERIK!!!
    Me: AH!!! JALLER CHANGE THE CHANNEL
    Jaller: Okay Erik *Jaller changes the channel to Nickelodeon*

  • @coreymoore1288
    @coreymoore1288 9 лет назад +1

    After the teddy bear commercial I was paranoid that there was going to be a jumpscare for the rest of the video.

  • @honeyfrost3355
    @honeyfrost3355 8 лет назад +1

    Dry ice is so cold it's hot, but so hot that it's cold.

  • @SQIRLDARKKON
    @SQIRLDARKKON 9 лет назад +3

    Most YT'ers are probably too young to remember the Columbine school shootings.. but I remember the ensuing moral panic over metal music (and computer games, we're talking Doom now, LOL), much of it directed at Manson personally, coz the two perps apparently listened to his music. They interviewed Manson at the time, it might have even been O'Reilly himself, and probed him on what he'd say to those kids. His reply was this.. "I wouldn't say anything. I'd just listen, which is what no one bothered to do".
    I gained a lot of respect for Marylin Manson that day

  • @EliteSmorechannel
    @EliteSmorechannel 10 лет назад +3

    Oh god the squeezits O__O

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 9 лет назад

    About the light speeders, I actually remember playing with something similar. It had a light sensor on the front of the car so that it would follow the light beam

  • @Ninjamohawk
    @Ninjamohawk 11 лет назад +1

    I actually wore a slim suit once in the nineties. I was a kid and my aunt gave it to us. She found it for free at a garage sale. It just makes you sweat like a pig.

  • @OneOnlyDan
    @OneOnlyDan 10 лет назад +16

    At the Hotwheels part... NC KNOWS WHAT A CENTIMETRE IS?? I thought he was american. Yes, being american makes me assume you do not know how long that is.

    • @neuerehrgeiz7816
      @neuerehrgeiz7816 10 лет назад +28

      And yet it's on all of our forms of measurement, right on the other side of inches.

    • @OneOnlyDan
      @OneOnlyDan 10 лет назад

      Wait... it is? :O

    • @neuerehrgeiz7816
      @neuerehrgeiz7816 10 лет назад +20

      Yeah, lol.

    • @OneOnlyDan
      @OneOnlyDan 10 лет назад

      BrutalAssMaster Oh. Didn't know that.

    • @OneOnlyDan
      @OneOnlyDan 10 лет назад

      ***** Judging by all the movies I thought you just used inches, yards, etc.

  • @chocolatebarize
    @chocolatebarize 10 лет назад +7

    Kool-Aid Koolers make it cooler.....about 20% Cooler. YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    • @kingnewgameplus3296
      @kingnewgameplus3296 10 лет назад

      Kool-Aid Koolers make it frieza.....about 20% frieza.wait...

  • @dakota6885
    @dakota6885 9 лет назад +1

    I died when you mentioned the ghost buster toy and Booberry or whatever!!

  • @gummythebarsgaming7969
    @gummythebarsgaming7969 9 лет назад +1

    the "you sucky your jimbo part made me laugh my head off

  • @Quadsie
    @Quadsie 10 лет назад +16

    Uh, who's bra is that? Both situations are awkward. Either, you had to go to a department store to buy one bra, or you had to ask someone if you could start touching theirs on camera.

    • @Stonemask5
      @Stonemask5 10 лет назад +21

      Doug's married

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 10 лет назад +10

      He also has a child

    • @jacksparrowismydaddy
      @jacksparrowismydaddy 10 лет назад +2

      lol I don't see how its awkward. men probably handled or packaged or even sewn the bra I'm wearing. doesn't bother me. *chuckles* I'd lend mine for the sake of comedy. as long as it comes back clean and in good condition lol

    • @DaGrayWolf93
      @DaGrayWolf93 10 лет назад

      ***** I don't think Doug has a child. But I think Rob does.

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 10 лет назад +2

      doug should review SAW make this happen

  • @NikkyKicks
    @NikkyKicks 8 лет назад +5

    I need to make a gif of all of those Ghostbusters lines, especially "You're scaring the straights". For all your gay gif needs (c)!

  • @therainbowloomking9556
    @therainbowloomking9556 8 лет назад

    "Finally, we can go to Mars."
    (Zoom out, turns off tv)
    "I can't wait for the day we make that announcement."

  • @benomidfinger
    @benomidfinger 10 лет назад +1

    Usagi Yojimbo made into a crossover with the TMNT comics, so that's why he joined along with the rest of the TMNT toy line.

  • @OmegaManZero2
    @OmegaManZero2 10 лет назад +5

    18:39 This one reminded me of a different scenario:
    Lance: Congratulations. You are the new pokemon league champion.
    Me: WHAT!?
    Lance: ... Is what would say.
    Me: COCK TEASE!

  • @welltoucansamatthatgame
    @welltoucansamatthatgame 8 лет назад +3

    That's "exclamation point".

  • @RPGtourguide
    @RPGtourguide 10 лет назад +1

    1:09 Wow, why did I never realize he was playing Omega Virus here? That board game was awesome! :O

    • @CreesNostalgiaHut
      @CreesNostalgiaHut 4 года назад +1

      I bought it for my then-8 year old brother for his birthday in 1992. I always enjoyed the virus's voice; while the computer was monotonous, the virus had emotion and sounded so smug, it was hilarious.

  • @dem2349
    @dem2349 10 лет назад

    Lol, the Pop tart chunk of the video had me crying! So funny!