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@@nick-uq5kr its one of the very unique qualities this video has. Another one is it makes me question why no one has beat the shit out of that guy. Hes got quite a mouth on him.
They did the marshmallow theory but with petroleum when he was five. He makes the periodic table look like a tea party. Sadly only the unicorn RSVP'd. Crime scene showed glitter everywhere
Sounds to me like he has a lot of daddy issues. He's trying to prove to his parents that he's talented and can be as great as they were by showing off to the "world" all the places he's been and such. EDIT: Maybe his lashing out to fellow comedians is his way of saying he didn't have much of a father figure growing up to place as a role model. When he did find others that were role models, they didn't have much respect for him. I mean, who can blame them for the kind of brand he has... but what ever. If he's high on life and living it up in his own way, that's all that matters.
@@househosted i think the school bullying made him narcissistic and probably both his parents just werent there for him emotionally enough to help him develop healthily
I like to imagine Dan really did go to a 10yr highschool reunion recently. Just walking around having conversations with complete strangers as if he graduated with them. What an absolute mental case.
I can't confirm but I'm 99% sure I saw this guy at a Tim Hortons at the white plains train station today. He had the same face shape and voice but the thing that strongly made me think it was him is that he asked the barista "Is Tim here" and nobody laughed, not even a "I'm in food service and I need to be polite kill me" laugh. It was surreal.
Props to those people on the therapy show, they did not pull punches and were not afraid to tell him how it is. And you can see it in his face that he's just ignoring everything they are saying.
He is the embodiment of the "listen kid, you're mad at me because the things I can do with my guitar hands are more than you will ever accomplish in your entire life" xbox 360 audio
I have watched this entire thing three or more times. I can't believe his meteoric rise. Four years later, he's the youngest, most successful comedian of all time. His records, movies, stand-up specials, and massively successful tours make it all worthwhile. What a superstar.
That's usually how it happens....and usually they think they're just defending themselves. You ever watch 30 Rock? You know the ep were Liz realizes she's been a bully while thinking she was the one being picked on? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Ask me how I know this...
I used to say that stuff, but when I was In like, 6th grade this kid pulled to the side and was like “hey, you seem pretty cool, but you’ve gotta shut up sometimes” And It worked I am not like Dan
Hate to break it to you, but people only ever go out of their way to inflict bullying A.) if they're sadistic, and/or B.) there's something about you that they want to tear down to make themselves feel better. I mean, just Dan having highly educated (and presumably wealthy) parents would alone be a valid reason (in the mind of a self-loathing bully hailing from a broken home) to relentlessly mess with him.
@@rajbhattacharya4427 that's a lie. not saying that you are like that but the only people who say shit like that are therapists who believe attack helicopter is a legitimate gender. there are two types of bullies and most of them have high self-confidence.
Of course he was tormented by bullies; he was probably slipping notes into their postboxes late at night about how much nicer his house, clothes and toys were than theirs.
lol so you're basing this guys importance on that fact that you didn't know who he is? ... who are you are tho ..how self important do you think you are if you think this guys only important if he exists to you.
That moment on the "help me" talkshow was the realest moment Dan has ever experienced.. the minute he just shuts up and listens to the team tell him what's going on, this is a man that knows he's fucked but is in too deep
He probably just used the therapy as a means for catharsis. He felt bad for himself, thinking how he's so sad and angry and didn't reflect on himself at all.
@@NyQuilDonut "Sometimes when I get helpful advice from pathetic cheap loser scum drug-addicted armchair psychologists, I like to look out the 360° window in the 11000 sqft study of my $4 trillion mansion..."
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His mom was a child psychiatrist... She should have focused more on him.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i feel the angst and grease eminate from my screen right now at this moment also if you want attention talk to your parents downstairs
Seeing the Mull dog's name on the actual Dan Nainan hate list is awe inspiring. I'm just sad we never got to see the video of him roller blading down backwards down the stairs that is said to have been sent out to the list at 2 am on a random day
Dan: “I was bullied tremendously as a kid.” Also Dan: “I learned absolutely nothing from that experience and proceed to try and bully anyone and everyone who even mildly critiques me.”
Most kids are bullied because they are weird, in a way that pisses off other kids, especially after they told them to stop and they don’t. There’s nothing wrong with being weird, but making others uncomfortable or annoyed and refuse to stop will result in that. Bullying is a sort of social mechanism to iron out a person rough edges, habits that they picked up from their parents failure to straighten them out. I won’t be surprised if he was bullied because he couldn’t stop bragging about how much better he is than everyone else and belittle them, or lashing out at kids who criticise him.
@@Eldritch_Panda31 nah, it is very possible for people who are bullied at a young age to grow into adults who exhibit a similar sort of tactic once they have enough of a platform to do so. Some people learn from being bullied and become kinder for it, but others become bitter and hateful and remain immature.
@@lc9245 I'd agree that bullying can act as a sort of social conditioning practice, weed out weirdness and iron it out. However I was bullied because I was short for my age, a "late bloomer", and I was quiet. A perfect target. In retrospect, the kids who bullied me most were often, ironically, the least popular of their friend groups. They weren't really normal either, they did some weird shit that I won't go into. They were trying to move up the totem poll by pushing me and other kids down. Only thing I learned from them was to not be a giant cunt like them. Looks like this Dan guy is doing the same thing. Got pushed down and decided to pass on his negativity rather than kill it. Common thing sadly. Bullying isn't fool proof.
@@fightinandirish You know those rich kids who turned out to be dickheads? That's because their social economic situation affected their relationship in school. Nobody bullies them and they can get what they want easily. Bullies don't just include physical activities, but also psychological activities such as being berated, isolated and I think the most humane form of bullying, being analysed by your peer, who tell you how much of a piece of shit you are purely based on fact. Those words are important for personal growth, and they don't come from being protected. I know personal struggle might feel rough, but only by overcoming them would you become a better person. I had a moment when I become friend with my bully, which made me realised society isn't cruel, it's fair. Of course it's only as fair until they ran home to their parents.
@@lc9245 Bro you can't just superimpose your situation onto others. There are people getting bullied for being born different, eg: a speaking disorder. Some of these people are bullied to the point of suicide for no other reason than to entertain the bullies or make them feel better about themselves. They get bullied by others because those others don't want to become targets by showing compassion. Where is the fairness in that? Do you think these people needed to be 'weeded out' because they are different? There is no fairness in bullying. Putting someone in their place and bullying are very different.
love how he's alone in basically all of his social media pics save for ones where he poses like celebs. truly shows how much of a sad man nainan really is
"I don't care..." whispered Dan Nainan as he typed out his 1000th hate mail to send to every contact from his 20-page list of everyone in his life who has mildly criticized him.
ngl I used to care a lot about what people thought of me, and maybe if i was a teenager again I might even be able to type out such a ridiculous email (fortunately email wasn't really a thing back then so ofc i never did). But the difference is, I outgrew that mentality by my mid 20s. Dan is in his 60s now and never did. He's chosen to spend his entire adult life living the tortured existence of an angsty teenager, forever determined to accost anyone who speaks negatively of him. Sad.
This man is in his 60s and still acts like a bullied child. That's his entire personality. His mother must not have been a very good child psychologist if she couldn't help him with this.
psychologists treating their own families is a bad idea so idk if she's good or bad. it's probably not her fault. just classic bullied kid taking out on the world.
Honestly I can understand, but please let me explain. When witnessing such a horror one may think that it is their duty to make people laugh, and to pull their attention away from the cruel and uncaring earth
@@operleutnant7235 he only cares about how people preceive him. I think he couldnt care less about making other people feel better, going off his emails to name just one thing.
If your social life is so dead that you have the time to constantly email your enemies whenever you have a thought pop up, you need to have yourself committed.
Dan sending emails on thanksgiving and Christmas about how successful he is is the saddest thing. He's sat, alone, on days he should be surrounded by loved ones and his only solace is firing off emails filled with lies then sitting back and telling himself "they're so jealous of me right now."
@@dannainan7700 Notrix is just a regular person, you're a washed up celebrity that nobody has even heard about and those who have heard about you have belittled you for your inability to do comedy right. You lie about your age,you lie about your skills(your violin skills are God awful and so is your comedy),you lie about your status and you lie about your income. You've lied your way through life and frankly it's disgusting.
28:23 I love psychologists for stuff like this. They know exactly how to call someone out and catch them with their own words. It’s almost like they 3 of them were communicating silently and they knew where the other was leading with the questions
Ha ha! Exactly. It's crazy how people think that they are a complicated mess and no one can untangle them. Nah, those psychologists dismantled his entire persona in, like, less than a minute.
@@InappropriateShorts Only a Sociopathic narcissistic egomaniac would claim they were bullied by the Factual Truth.. This guy would get along great with some of our Politicians...Oh Look.. Pictures...So, He does get along great with them.. On Both sides of the Aisle too.. That says all I need to know.
@@redneckhippiefreak photo op does not mean friendly association. It’s literally just a photo op. They low key have to take a picture with you if you want one.its just PR for them. I have plenty of pics with presidents and senators. It means nothing. I don’t even vote
@@InappropriateShorts So, uhh, If you are so eager to admit your own opinions are useless and not worth supporting, why would I, or anyone else, consider them as meritful? 8/
@Nolan Is Innocent that's like 98% of the men on the west coast of America, my dude. you're basically calling every grown man who still enjoys sports and wears team merch a child as well.
The most telling part of this is that Dan, who is supposedly a master comedian, fails to understand every part of that joke. It doesn't even register with him that it IS a joke.
It's still his phone number lol. I called him just now, he picked up and confirmed it was him, and I just told him I like his comedy and he should keep going because I don't want to be a dick. Just wanted to see if that's really his number. He thanked me and told me to buy his book. Then he texted me a link to the site.
@@stereosanctity7 He's a failed MMA fighter, does that count? Oh, and a jumped up drug addict. And if I'm not funny, neither is he. Guy has about 8 1-star specials. Great commentator, great podcaster, terrible comic.
There is a very empathetic person inside of me that says he has pretty severe self-esteem issues from horrible bullying in his childhood. And wanting to be liked and accepted isn’t something to make fun of someone for. It’s the core of the human experience, esp for ppl with bad self-esteem/worth. And that anger and lashing out and selfishness and arrogance and paranoia are all symptoms of trauma and PTSD. And that he should be allowed to make jokes about anything he wants. Including ethnic jokes. I’m Indigenous and if I can’t make peace-pipe and wampum jokes…then no one can. And comics should leave other comics alone, as they know how hard it is. And I feel for that little bullied boy inside him who just wants ppl to like him and to make them laugh and to be accepted. But then the rational part of me sees a grown man who didn’t take the initiative to heal, to get better. He forced others to feel the pain he felt instead of dealing with those hard emotions himself so he could be a better person.
At the end of the day it's no excuse to behave the way he does. It might go some way to explaining it, but there are millions of other people have experienced just as bad as he did or worse and don't treat people the way he does. He's just got that personality where he has to believe he's better than everybody, and any time anybody does or says anything that could cause him to question that it causes him to lose his goddamn mind.
I think its very unlikely, given his track record with lying because he thinks it makes him look better, that he actually WAS bullied. It seems more like to me that he probably had a figure in his life, probably a parent, that didn't express any faith in his career choice or ability to make money from comedy. Resulting in this insecure and angry man that jumps immediately to belittling others careers, calling them losers, because they criticised him and it "confirmed" that belief - whether that was an internal fear or came from someone else - that he made a bad choice and isn't good enough to make it properly.
Damn dude, you obviously put lot of work into this video. Contacting multiple comedians, combing through videos, reading entire books and highlighting excerpts... Much respect
Ya I mean Jesus he was only 20 being in upper management of a multi billion dollar company Give him some slack I mean it took the guy 6 years to figure out he was scared of 9/11
In 2008 my wife and I inquired with Dan Nainan about hosting our wedding reception. He offered to do so for an amount we couldn't afford, and didn't hire him. He would then begin to viciously email my then fiancee about how cheap we were and that we didn't respect his talent and his time. Dude's comedy act is to be all nice, clean and approachable, but it was crazy to have that happen after a simple inquiry.
Well it doesn't surprise me. Dan is a bully and insecure arsehole. He is jealous and that's why he kept sending those messages to prop up his crumbling and shattered ego. He's jealous because you have a wife... He thinks the world owes him one and uses the wealth and so called 'fame' as a weapon. But look at him... He is ALWAYS alone in every single picture. He doesn't have anyone to share that with or make memories with. The fact that he berated your fiancé shows how cowardly and spineless the nasty piece of trash is. He wouldn't ever talk man to man... I know someone who has worked 4-5 corporate gigs where Dan was on and he acted like he was a mega star and would hound every single woman aged 18-32, and if you don't praise him he gets VERY agitated... Apparently his chat up lines are talking about how rich and successful he is but more time is spent saying how much of a loser other guys are
The only thing more insane than that story is the fact that you wanted that guy to host your wedding reception in the first place, you guys dodged a bullet, it would’ve been the most awkward and unfunny wedding reception in history.
His arguments are always just “I’m more successful than you”. The issue with this argument is that it’s not only repetitive, but the thing is nobody cares. Being successful doesn’t mean you’re a good person.
Dan is just trying to convince himself that he's successful because he's completely miserable. He cannot accept that people with "day jobs" are happier than him.
Also he isn't more successful than the vast majority of the people he sends those emails. Most of them are A list comedians and celebs who sell out entire theaters. Russell Peters for instance is a millionaire and could literally buy Dan's entire life and then his family as well.
Millennial and yet he was born the same year John F Kennedy was elected President of the United States. Dan’s birth predates the Vietnam War, the Assassinate of Martin Luther King Jr, the Moon Landing, the Watergate Scandal, the Civil Rights Act, and Sesame Street first airing. He’s old enough to be my dad and I’m almost 32.
Usually when people tell you nonstop that theyre rich and they definitely date playboy girls, theyre probably lying, especially if it's on Christmas and Thanksgiving
Solid_Snake What’s so important about having genes that makes him look young? That’s not something I think of when I think of things I’ve gotta respect
I was relentlessly bullied as a kid too. And it also led to me aggressively lashing out against any insult, real or perceived, because the treatment turned me into such a reflexively defensive person. I couldn't tell constructive criticism from banter from attacks, and treated everything like the latter. The difference is that by the time I was 20, I acknowledged the problem and actively started working to fix it. Now in my mid-30s, I'd consider myself to be fairly well-adjusted. Dan Nainan seems to have taken the opposite route and leaned in on the aggressive douchebaggery. At the end of the day, the person he's abusing most is himself. Everyone he lashes out at forgets it 10 minutes later. Meanwhile, I guarantee that he's replaying every slight against him in his head every waking moment, just fuming and getting himself more and more angry over it. It's toxic, but he's the one bathing in the venom while occasionally splashing it on others.
@@jeremylee48 i mean a good therapist will confront you if they recognize a major issue like that, because it can potentially change your thought process. With Dan i doubt it will, it probably just pissed him off more to know he did become a bully and that he's still an outcast.
There was a period of my life where I watched and listened to stand-up comedy every day. I started watching comedians from arouns the world and in other languages. Literally never heard of this guy.
That fella has got unresolved issues from his childhood, seems like he's chasing money to prove to the hs bullies that he's better than them, anyone who criticises him also becomes a bully in his eyes. The twist is that he's the bully. Hes also got no family and no friends it seems like, must be very lonely. I imagine he's felt alone for over half a century.
I wouldn't be surprised, too, if you did some digging and found out a lot of his lavish lifestyle is inherited from his dad. He was a software engineer at the dawn of computing. He surely made some good cash. A lot of people in the comments ready to jump on the mom for being a child psychologist or a steriotypical 'cold asian mom' but lets not forget, indian parents also place a lot of pressure on their kids to perform as well. I, for one, don't believe his stories of being bullied. He has no concrete answer for the type of bullying and he looks down and left when giving the answer. He's inventing childhood trauma. Or at the very least convincing himself that any teasing he got was worse than it really was.
@@ArawnNox I agree completely. I think many asian societies, given the competitive job markets and large urban populations, creates incredible stress for children at ayoung age. Me and my friends had parents who were demanding but understanding and kind, however theres always a few Nainans who either were driven insane by horrible parents or were bullied for being the awkward asian nerd stereotype. These kids often flaunt their financial status to make them feel superior to a society or family that has shunned them. I honestly couldn't say if he was bullied or not but the fact remains hes bat shit crazy lol
@@kevinzhu6417 My parents are pretty understanding but they still want me, my brother and my sisters to work hard so that we won't be broke when we grow up
Listening to his story, everything makes perfect sense. He's fueled by having the last laugh. People talk smack (in his mind), and he carries that with him, determined to prove them wrong.
It’s wild too because millennials loved Gen X throughout the 2010s. Yeah we’d tease them just like zoomers tease us, but it was just that. His age probably wouldn’t have had an effect on his career with millennials at all.
It was a hatchet job, they'd been prepped weeks in advance by one of my haters when he realised I was coming on as a guest. They admitted as much to me afterwards.
4 years later, bro hasn’t even broken 2k followers on Instagram. For a self proclaimed amazing comedian, you’d think he’d have a bigger following, even if he doesn’t post that often, I know accounts that post like twice a year but have a massive following because people like the person, hell, I knew people in HS who weren’t even famous and had more followers
Seven and a half minutes in, he's revealed himself to be absolutely batshit insane. One email alone and you can tell he's completely disconnected from reality. The urge to email him back with a picture of a gold star and just say, "Good! You get a sticker!" would be overwhelming for me.
I can see why he was bullied in his childhood. Remember that kid that would say he was dating a super model but she went to another school? Or that his dad was a millionaire? Or that he was a child spy for the CIA? .... that's Dan Nainan
His dad is a nuclear scientist and mom is a child psychologist.. So I'm pretty sure he grew up in a rich household. Although being born to Indian farther and Japanese mom also means that there would be strict rules, discipline and flying slippers.
The kid who tormented me the most in highschool killed himself senior year. His dad had been very abusive apparently. Even though he ruined years of my life, it sure put things in perspective for me, and the fact that Dan is gloating over a similar situation is sociopathic.
I Swear- He Takes The Honestly Pretty Badass Idea Of "Being Motivated By Spite" To The Absolute Worst Degree Possible. I Just Do Not Know How To Describe This "Comedian" In Any Way Other Than Just "Insane". It's Just Bonkers And I'm Still In Shock All This Time After Having Seen This For The First Time.
A kid threw a pecan at my face during 8'th grade, a kid who knew about my allergies and knew that interacting with nuts or fish could literally kill me. He never got in trouble for what is literally assault with a deadly weapon and I almost got in trouble for cursing the kid out. I learned years later that the guy ended up becoming a drug addict (heroin) and owed a lot of money to the kinds of people you *don't* wanna owe money to. And tbh, at first I had the initial "wow, guess he got what was coming," but after thinking about it for more than a few seconds, I really don't feel that great hearing how he ended up. It doesn't bring any form of closure to the event for me, it happened and I got over it a long time ago. People like him, they don't take the time think about it. How something makes them feel is always an immediate reaction and that reaction is how they stay about the issue forever. It's the same reason he can't stand criticism, it's the same reason he sends thousands of emails to other comedians making fun of him. He can't comprehend the fact it's his fault, or that something is wrong with him, he just keeps that initial frustration and never lets it go.
He was probably expecting it to be a light hearted conversation where people tell him he's already successful and doesn't need to worry about dem haters.
Oh man... the interview at the very end with the psychologists was amazing! The look of terror in Dan’s face when the male psychologist finally acknowledged his inner fear and insecurity was amazing
while the entire segment was pure gold, i can not figure out for the life of me that Dan was so dumb as to put himself in that position publicly. Maybe too cheap to pay for regular therapy, so let us all see him get pantsed emotionally?
@@jacyoutube4459 I wonder if he’s so egotistical that he did it so that the psychologists could be like “Oh you’re fine! That happens!” and like try and validate his feelings of superiority. When they didn’t, it was probably a wake up call for him. Thats the only explanation I can think of for him doing it so publically.
Poor guy is literally so insecure that he can't stop obsessing over what other people say about him and trying to respond to make himself feel better. People who are genuinely happy and confident don't spend all their time lashing out at people who make negative comments about them. He's still that little kid who is an outcast and universally disliked and it's killing him inside.
The way he got called OUT on that Daily Helpline show. "Dan, have you turned into what you despise?" Like, YOO! I felt SO much joy, the way he just kept nervously blinking and nodding his head like "yupyupyupmhmhmhmhmIhavenospinemhmhm" as they just went on and on and on
2021 Update: He's finally shut up and disappeared. He updated once on Twitter since 2018, to beg for money from Mr.Beast. (Guess we're not so rich anymore?) Zero following and has finally admitted defeat.
I think the most notable thing is he is completely alone in every single picture
Just like everyday life
Nah nah. He's got his cat in one
exept with trump of all people lmao
He is lonely because of his personality
No, all his friends are just wearing the Invisibility Cloak from Harry Potter
How dare you pick on a 13 year old child like this, he's only 10
Underrated comment right here!
A jewish boy ask his his dad for 40 dollars his dad says 30$??? What do you need 20$ for??
that punchline is probably better than anything dan could make
He's 206!
10 and a half asshole
i've literally never heard of this guy until today
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the good thing about this video is that you can watch it a million times over for the first time because you can so easily forget who dan nainan is
Indeed. Got the same feeling after seeing this again
When I saw this in my recommended, I literally thought it was my first time but then I looked back and I liked the vid already 😂😂
it Took me a Few Minutes to Realize This is a Video i Have Already Viewed Before and i Dont Remember so Many of These Parts 😭😭😭
@@nick-uq5kr its one of the very unique qualities this video has. Another one is it makes me question why no one has beat the shit out of that guy. Hes got quite a mouth on him.
Who's Dan Nainan again? Lol
"his father was a nuclear physicist and his mother a child psychologist."
Lol like any good villain's origin story.
They did the marshmallow theory but with petroleum when he was five.
He makes the periodic table look like a tea party. Sadly only the unicorn RSVP'd.
Crime scene showed glitter everywhere
his father looks like an X Men with glowing eyes
Sounds to me like he has a lot of daddy issues. He's trying to prove to his parents that he's talented and can be as great as they were by showing off to the "world" all the places he's been and such.
EDIT: Maybe his lashing out to fellow comedians is his way of saying he didn't have much of a father figure growing up to place as a role model. When he did find others that were role models, they didn't have much respect for him. I mean, who can blame them for the kind of brand he has... but what ever. If he's high on life and living it up in his own way, that's all that matters.
@@househosted i think the school bullying made him narcissistic and probably both his parents just werent there for him emotionally enough to help him develop healthily
Wait, I thought that's Leonard's backstory from the Big Bang Theory.
Dan, compelled by 9/11, made it his personal goal to be a bigger disaster.
You gotta admit, it's pretty selfless of him to take this big of an L for the universe.
Holy shit this comment is amazing
What if this was all one big Kaufman-esque performance piece?
holy shit, i broke down once i read everything after the comma.
Callum Adams from Callum’s Corner is the new Andy Kaufman.
Dan Nainan:
"I'm not like most teens, i'm 60"
lmao
Haha !!! Now you’re funny
Hello fellow young people
@@joeblow9657 wassup
He's actually 74!
the thing about dan nainan is that his dad is indian and his mom is japanese. he gets his sushi from 711. he's like harold and kumar
Yooooo he’s Harold AND kumar. They are the races he is. Just got that. Genius
@@randomquentinthe silly thing is I’m pretty sure the guy that plays Harold is Korean
Very true
You must be fun at parties, @@MerdithLangdon
@@mortal465 ??? Bro you must not be invited to parties with an attitude like that
so basically Dan sends out emails to people to remind them that no matter how much money he makes, they live in his head rent free forever.
This is great.. 😂
he is the conor mctapper of the comedy world.
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Please retire this overused idiom.
It’s not clever.
@@merkleymerkleyThey said this three years ago???
Maybe he was bullied for being in 2nd grade at 27.
Oh. NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, omg this hurts my sides
Oh my that was funny
Oh look at that, real comedy.
Actually, seeing as how said he went to his 10 year high school reunion when he was 55, he must have been 35 in 2nd grade
this one sentence is funnier than the entirety of dan nainan's "career"
I love that this is named “the rise and fall Dan Nainan” and all of this is literally just the fall
The fall and faster fall of Dan Nainan
you see, in order to fall you need to elevated in the first place.
@@1903_Springroll he somehow fell below the starting line.
The car crash you can’t look away from. Probably the only time people want to look at him.
I found him endearing at the end of the video. I've never seen his comedy lol
I like to imagine Dan really did go to a 10yr highschool reunion recently. Just walking around having conversations with complete strangers as if he graduated with them. What an absolute mental case.
No, he’d probably see them as lesser than him. Not worthy of seeing Dan “Harold & Kumar” Nainan
dan absolutely has *one* rolex
I'm convinced this guy doesn't actually exist and this video is an experiment in making me hate a guy that doesn't even exist.
😂😂
@@poopypants8815 That's not the point of the video lol
@@poopypants8815 Try actually watching the video.
@@poopypants8815 Besides the lying and harassing? Yeah, there's more.
@@poopypants8815 the guy constantly says there's more but never elaborates.. But wait................. THERE'S MORE
I can't confirm but I'm 99% sure I saw this guy at a Tim Hortons at the white plains train station today. He had the same face shape and voice but the thing that strongly made me think it was him is that he asked the barista "Is Tim here" and nobody laughed, not even a "I'm in food service and I need to be polite kill me" laugh. It was surreal.
Fucking imagine
i dont get it. hopefully dan explained the joke to you.
@@megugu2155 well his DAD is from INDIA, and his MOM is from JAPAN
@@standby75 GET IT? HA? LAUGH. FUCKING LAUGH!
- "comedian" Dan Neinan
@@consoleaction THATS CLASSIC. THAT'S CLASSIC AMERICAN HUMOUR - -Tom Crui- Dan Nainan
Did he just flex about an Apple commercial where the only thing he did was stand there looking vaguely ethnic while bubble wrapped?
Jermbot15 "vaguely ethnic"😂
I'd give my left nut to be in an Apple commercial
i believe that is very much what he was bragging about
@@thebestcentaur You know that is why he was hired for the spot.
@@brianbadonde9251 That's a whole new level of low self esteem right there, damn.
Props to those people on the therapy show, they did not pull punches and were not afraid to tell him how it is.
And you can see it in his face that he's just ignoring everything they are saying.
Were they supposed to lie? I don’t understand you crazy mf that just lie to peoples faces, (or behind their backs, or really at all.)
Lol Dan literally admitted to doing the Dubai porta potty run.
Clickbait. The title says Rise, yet I don’t see any success in Dan’s story.
lmao same
Yeah it's a bad title. In terms of respect from the comedy world, he's never risen, and in terms of financial success he's never fallen.
The fall and drag of Dan Nainan*
@@coentertainer it’s not though it bring in views which was the point
@@coentertainer makes a good ironic joke title though, funnier than Dan can ever be.
Man I can’t believe you’re attacking teen comedian dan nainan
I thought he was a toddler?
Clearly he’s a zygote.
This video is an abortion.
(Pause for laugh)
stop picking on poor elderly comedian Dan Nein!Nein!Nein!
They had us in the first half. I’m not gonna lie
He is the embodiment of the "listen kid, you're mad at me because the things I can do with my guitar hands are more than you will ever accomplish in your entire life" xbox 360 audio
Nah, thats accutally funny tho
"So yeah, ur gay"
Except he can't actually play the guitar
@@Bruhmomento123 *Epic cover of Enter Sandman begins*
Except that guy has talent.
Speaking of which, I want to put David nainan in a 2010 xbox lobby and see how he fares.
I have watched this entire thing three or more times. I can't believe his meteoric rise. Four years later, he's the youngest, most successful comedian of all time. His records, movies, stand-up specials, and massively successful tours make it all worthwhile. What a superstar.
Dan?
Youngest?😭
Beautiful comment. Many won't get it
"I was relentlessly bullied as a child, so I decided to become a bully as an adult"
genius!
"Why can't you say your age?"
"What difference does it make? :)"
Happens more often than you'd think.
That's usually how it happens....and usually they think they're just defending themselves. You ever watch 30 Rock? You know the ep were Liz realizes she's been a bully while thinking she was the one being picked on? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Ask me how I know this...
Usually those type of people become cops
I should get a job as a corporate comedian, I'm constantly being told I'm dangerously unstable and no one ever laughs at my jokes
well I mean people laughed at this one
If you're self-aware then it won't work.
You gotta be amy Schumer levels of unfunny and have zero self awareness to work
@@B1esky I didn't and I think this person is not stable.
@@at7915 oh damn really?
Dude supposedly saw the nine eleven plane crash and thought “I should be a comedian”.
Jesus, man, what a terrible timing
Tbf if it was anybody else I could respect them for trying to bring laughter in a depressing time but it's him so I'll just assume the worst.
he saw how easy it was to bring the house down.
isnt that exactly how whitest kids u know formed?
I dunno why I laughed
@@fz7788 "Oh a disaster.. Time to be a clown!"
that daily helpline segment was surprisingly profound. Didn't expect something like that to go well at all
They immediately cut through his act and he almost seemed to be a hair away from crying
They were good
My god I KNOW he was the kind of kid who responded to bullies with “You’re only picking on me because you’re JEALOUS” and really, really meant it
I used to say that stuff, but when I was In like, 6th grade this kid pulled to the side and was like “hey, you seem pretty cool, but you’ve gotta shut up sometimes”
And It worked
I am not like Dan
gud for u
That IS what is happening in this video to be fair.
Hate to break it to you, but people only ever go out of their way to inflict bullying A.) if they're sadistic, and/or B.) there's something about you that they want to tear down to make themselves feel better. I mean, just Dan having highly educated (and presumably wealthy) parents would alone be a valid reason (in the mind of a self-loathing bully hailing from a broken home) to relentlessly mess with him.
@@rajbhattacharya4427 that's a lie. not saying that you are like that but the only people who say shit like that are therapists who believe attack helicopter is a legitimate gender.
there are two types of bullies and most of them have high self-confidence.
Of course he was tormented by bullies; he was probably slipping notes into their postboxes late at night about how much nicer his house, clothes and toys were than theirs.
lmaooo exactly
@@themaninthechair4338 k who asked
@@themaninthechair4338 ok
@@themaninthechair4338 Yep, internalize the issue and let them off scot free.
@@themaninthechair4338 trust me, they don't care, just be cool.
This guy sure is self-important for someone I literally only heard of just now
It's gotten to the point where I can't tell whether a deeply ironic statement is intended to be a joke. Either way, well done.
Very similar to what I was thinking. Never heard of the guy until now
lol so you're basing this guys importance on that fact that you didn't know who he is? ... who are you are tho ..how self important do you think you are if you think this guys only important if he exists to you.
@@northsnow66613 Nice try, Nainan
@@CharlieFoxtrot haha i was thinking the same thing.
That moment on the "help me" talkshow was the realest moment Dan has ever experienced.. the minute he just shuts up and listens to the team tell him what's going on, this is a man that knows he's fucked but is in too deep
He probably just used the therapy as a means for catharsis. He felt bad for himself, thinking how he's so sad and angry and didn't reflect on himself at all.
@@thelastjerkbender2505He probably sent them angry emails afterwards.
@@NyQuilDonut "Sometimes when I get helpful advice from pathetic cheap loser scum drug-addicted armchair psychologists, I like to look out the 360° window in the 11000 sqft study of my $4 trillion mansion..."
His mom was a child psychiatrist... She should have focused more on him.
......I'm tired of these filth comments past off as "funny"....
.....lol
Madeline Harper 16:24 it’s a reference to this lol
😂😂
It’s pretty sad when you consider it.
Or...she focused too much on him
Probably kept him sheltered and praised and didn't believe in criticizing him.
The fact one of his emails literally contained the quote “I have so much sex” should say enough ...
Oh why did i think that was a mock email.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess who beat u as a kid?🤔
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i feel the angst and grease eminate from my screen right now at this moment also if you want attention talk to your parents downstairs
wait noticing that your name is mourning daughter im sorry for your loss and im very sorry for what i said
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess I dO mY oWn ShIt
"My DAD is from INDIA. My MOM is from JAPAN. They are both ASHAMED of me."
That was funny
probably true
funny
You just gave danny noonan some material. Watch for him to use this at his next mall appearance.
I mean he's 74 are they still around
Seeing the Mull dog's name on the actual Dan Nainan hate list is awe inspiring. I'm just sad we never got to see the video of him roller blading down backwards down the stairs that is said to have been sent out to the list at 2 am on a random day
Dan: “I was bullied tremendously as a kid.”
Also Dan: “I learned absolutely nothing from that experience and proceed to try and bully anyone and everyone who even mildly critiques me.”
Most kids are bullied because they are weird, in a way that pisses off other kids, especially after they told them to stop and they don’t. There’s nothing wrong with being weird, but making others uncomfortable or annoyed and refuse to stop will result in that. Bullying is a sort of social mechanism to iron out a person rough edges, habits that they picked up from their parents failure to straighten them out. I won’t be surprised if he was bullied because he couldn’t stop bragging about how much better he is than everyone else and belittle them, or lashing out at kids who criticise him.
@@Eldritch_Panda31 nah, it is very possible for people who are bullied at a young age to grow into adults who exhibit a similar sort of tactic once they have enough of a platform to do so. Some people learn from being bullied and become kinder for it, but others become bitter and hateful and remain immature.
@@lc9245 I'd agree that bullying can act as a sort of social conditioning practice, weed out weirdness and iron it out. However I was bullied because I was short for my age, a "late bloomer", and I was quiet. A perfect target. In retrospect, the kids who bullied me most were often, ironically, the least popular of their friend groups. They weren't really normal either, they did some weird shit that I won't go into. They were trying to move up the totem poll by pushing me and other kids down. Only thing I learned from them was to not be a giant cunt like them.
Looks like this Dan guy is doing the same thing. Got pushed down and decided to pass on his negativity rather than kill it. Common thing sadly. Bullying isn't fool proof.
@@fightinandirish You know those rich kids who turned out to be dickheads? That's because their social economic situation affected their relationship in school. Nobody bullies them and they can get what they want easily. Bullies don't just include physical activities, but also psychological activities such as being berated, isolated and I think the most humane form of bullying, being analysed by your peer, who tell you how much of a piece of shit you are purely based on fact. Those words are important for personal growth, and they don't come from being protected. I know personal struggle might feel rough, but only by overcoming them would you become a better person. I had a moment when I become friend with my bully, which made me realised society isn't cruel, it's fair. Of course it's only as fair until they ran home to their parents.
@@lc9245 Bro you can't just superimpose your situation onto others. There are people getting bullied for being born different, eg: a speaking disorder. Some of these people are bullied to the point of suicide for no other reason than to entertain the bullies or make them feel better about themselves. They get bullied by others because those others don't want to become targets by showing compassion. Where is the fairness in that? Do you think these people needed to be 'weeded out' because they are different? There is no fairness in bullying. Putting someone in their place and bullying are very different.
He is literally the "I'm not like other girls" of comedians
Nah. He just seems like a small, pathetic incel.
nice profile pic
I mean yeah iirc he brags about being a good Christian or whatever
GKYS
@@Adam-ds1ik GKYS.
that pic of him eating birthday cake alone hits hard
@Jahn Famous lol
What timestamp is that?
Oh wait. Just reached that. 30:54
The part at the end scrolling through all of his insta photos of him in planes and next to cars, all alone got me. What a sad lonely asshole.
Oh fuck, that’s both hilarious and sad, I didn’t notice it until you said some something.
love how he's alone in basically all of his social media pics save for ones where he poses like celebs. truly shows how much of a sad man nainan really is
Luckily his mother is a child psychologist. She'll be able to help this youngster.
No she should lose her licence, should have seen the signs earlier than anyone.
Plottwist: His mother is actually him faking as a woman to get sjw support
His mom would only be able to help if he was as young as he claims. At best she’s in a home
@@notme8652 ooo "sjw". Your comedy is as shit as Dan's lol. Get better material soyboy.
@@JainaKeria But I'm a girl..
I've seen children of multi millionaires more humble and less delusional than this cartoon character
Don’t insult cartoon characters, they don’t deserve it
Children of multi millionaires usually have nothing to prove
Even Bling Bling boy is not this desperate to show the world how rich and amazing he is
"I don't care..." whispered Dan Nainan as he typed out his 1000th hate mail to send to every contact from his 20-page list of everyone in his life who has mildly criticized him.
I can see it CLEARLY
ngl I used to care a lot about what people thought of me, and maybe if i was a teenager again I might even be able to type out such a ridiculous email (fortunately email wasn't really a thing back then so ofc i never did). But the difference is, I outgrew that mentality by my mid 20s. Dan is in his 60s now and never did. He's chosen to spend his entire adult life living the tortured existence of an angsty teenager, forever determined to accost anyone who speaks negatively of him. Sad.
@@daminox hahahahaha
This man is in his 60s and still acts like a bullied child. That's his entire personality. His mother must not have been a very good child psychologist if she couldn't help him with this.
I don't know about that, but did you know his mom was Japanese?
@@jasonsmith8802and you may want to sit down for this one. His dad
Is Indian 😱🤯
@@MumwaWwhich essentially means both took turns with the slippers
Isnt his next joke something like “seaweed and curry yum yum”
psychologists treating their own families is a bad idea so idk if she's good or bad. it's probably not her fault. just classic bullied kid taking out on the world.
I don't even know who this guy is. The algorithm just recommended this vid to me
Candy Ninja666 same
This is how I found out about him. There’s a whole extended universe with this lol
Same
Fr fr
Copy cat
Imagine witnessing 9/11 in person and u think to yourself “Damn i need to be a comedian”
Idk what u mean chief. Whenever I see 9/11 footage i want to become a comedian
Honestly I can understand, but please let me explain. When witnessing such a horror one may think that it is their duty to make people laugh, and to pull their attention away from the cruel and uncaring earth
@@operleutnant7235 he only cares about how people preceive him. I think he couldnt care less about making other people feel better, going off his emails to name just one thing.
@@bro26mohw be careful not to cut yourself with all that edge, chief
@@cattibingo too late
He's alone in EVERY picture
Well, except the one with the dog in the car, but let’s face it, dogs don’t care if your a dick
Besides his parents and the president, weird huh, such a gap
No hes not.. cant u see his over inflated ego standing next to him?
Cracked.com introduced me to him.
Wow! I knew there was something off about those pictures, but it didn't click until I saw your post.
If your social life is so dead that you have the time to constantly email your enemies whenever you have a thought pop up, you need to have yourself committed.
Dan sending emails on thanksgiving and Christmas about how successful he is is the saddest thing. He's sat, alone, on days he should be surrounded by loved ones and his only solace is firing off emails filled with lies then sitting back and telling himself "they're so jealous of me right now."
This comment.
It’s so true. If he had success and love, he’d be too busy with those people and tasks to care what others think.
This just made me sad
I don't spend Thanksgiving or Christmas w/ family
1000% 😢
RUclips recommendations: "The Rise and Fall of Dan Nainan."
Me: "who?"
Ok kamaru usman
@N O T R I X - same!
Can relate
N O T R I X
Me: Who?
@@dannainan7700 Notrix is just a regular person, you're a washed up celebrity that nobody has even heard about and those who have heard about you have belittled you for your inability to do comedy right. You lie about your age,you lie about your skills(your violin skills are God awful and so is your comedy),you lie about your status and you lie about your income. You've lied your way through life and frankly it's disgusting.
the fact that i don’t know him is the most ironic thing for this mans ego
Dead ass I learned about this dude today
probably because he is not a great comedian. unless you are active in the comedic community, than you probably would never hear about him
i used to follow Russel Peters carrer closely... and i have never heard of this dude until now.
Me neither.
An evil Comedy man
28:23 I love psychologists for stuff like this. They know exactly how to call someone out and catch them with their own words. It’s almost like they 3 of them were communicating silently and they knew where the other was leading with the questions
Ha ha! Exactly. It's crazy how people think that they are a complicated mess and no one can untangle them. Nah, those psychologists dismantled his entire persona in, like, less than a minute.
They could also be bullying him with degrees
@@InappropriateShorts Only a Sociopathic narcissistic egomaniac would claim they were bullied by the Factual Truth.. This guy would get along great with some of our Politicians...Oh Look.. Pictures...So, He does get along great with them.. On Both sides of the Aisle too.. That says all I need to know.
@@redneckhippiefreak photo op does not mean friendly association. It’s literally just a photo op. They low key have to take a picture with you if you want one.its just PR for them. I have plenty of pics with presidents and senators. It means nothing. I don’t even vote
@@InappropriateShorts So, uhh, If you are so eager to admit your own opinions are useless and not worth supporting, why would I, or anyone else, consider them as meritful? 8/
I can't think of anything more depressing than a 60 year old pretending to be a 30 year old
@Nolan Is Innocent that's like 98% of the men on the west coast of America, my dude. you're basically calling every grown man who still enjoys sports and wears team merch a child as well.
@Nolan Is Innocent it’s a hat dude. What’s the big deal
I can. Your life...
@Nolan Is Innocent A 'CATS' cap, as well. It's like being insulted by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
@@dannainan7700 ok boomer
"so you think you're funnier than me?"
"Everyone thinks that Dan"
Pffft
Zachary Reed 25:28
The most telling part of this is that Dan, who is supposedly a master comedian, fails to understand every part of that joke. It doesn't even register with him that it IS a joke.
@@UmbreonMessiah jokes based on truth can make for some of the funniest jokes.
I dont get it, but i dont really know either person.
Why is he saying he is so rich when he isn't wearing Airpods. How am I supposed to take him seriously
bro i hate to break it to you buuuttttt 8:46
@Girtana1 GOTTEM
Exactly
@James 1137 not airpods
@James 1137 Haha
That is STILL Dan’s phone number at 7:29. I can confirm this as of 20 seconds ago.
It's still his phone number lol. I called him just now, he picked up and confirmed it was him, and I just told him I like his comedy and he should keep going because I don't want to be a dick. Just wanted to see if that's really his number. He thanked me and told me to buy his book. Then he texted me a link to the site.
@@NyQuilDonut probably a good idea. You don’t want to end up on his email list.
This guy talks about his life like he wants to recruit people into a pyramide scheme
Lol
Thats because he was born and raised in the ultimate pyramid scheme - the monetary system, ie capitalism.
lmaooo I was thinking the same thing. I was like,,, wait, am I watching a get rich quick scheme?
So he asked you for money to? Thought it was just me😔
LMAO
Wow. These teens are starting to look so much older these days
...your honor.
He’s one of them 50’s movie teenagers . . .
Ya how is joe rogan a failure when his RUclips channel is one of the most popular? Easy answer: he’s not!
Sorry commented on this thread by mistake but my point still remains the same...lol
@@stereosanctity7 He's a failed MMA fighter, does that count? Oh, and a jumped up drug addict. And if I'm not funny, neither is he. Guy has about 8 1-star specials. Great commentator, great podcaster, terrible comic.
Amy Schumer: I'm the least funny comedian on earth!
Dan Nainan: Hold my emails
Schumer isn't a sadist.
As it's pretty fucking ridiculous having a vagina, yeah, it can be quite funny sometimes.
I don't steal jokes, so no.
I liked early amy Schumer stuff. She then stole jokes and tried to be crasy feminist and just got worse and worst
@@nonewmsgs Yeh, the early stuff. Her early stuff was better than Carlin, she was sharp, like an edgier Doug Stanhope.
There is a very empathetic person inside of me that says he has pretty severe self-esteem issues from horrible bullying in his childhood. And wanting to be liked and accepted isn’t something to make fun of someone for. It’s the core of the human experience, esp for ppl with bad self-esteem/worth. And that anger and lashing out and selfishness and arrogance and paranoia are all symptoms of trauma and PTSD. And that he should be allowed to make jokes about anything he wants. Including ethnic jokes. I’m Indigenous and if I can’t make peace-pipe and wampum jokes…then no one can. And comics should leave other comics alone, as they know how hard it is. And I feel for that little bullied boy inside him who just wants ppl to like him and to make them laugh and to be accepted.
But then the rational part of me sees a grown man who didn’t take the initiative to heal, to get better. He forced others to feel the pain he felt instead of dealing with those hard emotions himself so he could be a better person.
At the end of the day it's no excuse to behave the way he does. It might go some way to explaining it, but there are millions of other people have experienced just as bad as he did or worse and don't treat people the way he does. He's just got that personality where he has to believe he's better than everybody, and any time anybody does or says anything that could cause him to question that it causes him to lose his goddamn mind.
I think its very unlikely, given his track record with lying because he thinks it makes him look better, that he actually WAS bullied. It seems more like to me that he probably had a figure in his life, probably a parent, that didn't express any faith in his career choice or ability to make money from comedy. Resulting in this insecure and angry man that jumps immediately to belittling others careers, calling them losers, because they criticised him and it "confirmed" that belief - whether that was an internal fear or came from someone else - that he made a bad choice and isn't good enough to make it properly.
Both things can be true. Empathy and Rationality both strengthen each other.
Punching people is not acceptable no matter ptsd , bpd or kfc you have
You're making people with PTSD and BPD look absolutely terrible by comparing them to this narcissistic whackjob.
Damn dude, you obviously put lot of work into this video. Contacting multiple comedians, combing through videos, reading entire books and highlighting excerpts... Much respect
Benjamin McEachrane my man goes hard
i’ve watched this video 3 times so far and i’ve forgotten about this guy’s existence between each interval
lmaoooo
This video is a recurring one I put on while working and it's still the only thing I know him from lol
Same
Just watched because I am subscribed, so the video is going to be good!
XD
I just finished my second go around.
Same bro 💀
The way Dan talks is reminiscent of Ricegum.
Ye word
Hi Gay, I'm adopted the Asian accent
Yeah, never get inspired to act like Ricegum.
Yeah what’s up with Asians flexing and being mean
ricegum with a little added spice!
I come back and watch this video every few years, it’s a lot of fun.
I love that the therapists clock him IMMEDIATELY
A good therapist tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to.
the the
"have you turned into what you described?"
So good, he's floored and I'm shook.
Surprising for a TV therapist with at "high profile" person.
@@lazardragicevic5096 get yo mind out of the gutter lol
I’ve literally never heard of this man in my life.
Same. But as a Hoosier myself, I'm horrified to hear he's from Indiana. Apparently we aren't missing anything.
ohhh shit you guys should hook up
@@powder1137 this Dan Nanian fella doesn't seem to be my type of person, and even if he was, I'm straight.
But thanks for looking out, Powder!
As a former comic who used to know him, there is no reason you should have heard of him. He was never famous.
Ever
“I got paid 8 grand as a down payment” guy should’ve just emailed back “ok” you know Dan would’ve lost it
Lol
He forgot to include that the down payment required that he returns $1000 of it via Western Union.
He should have said “OMG THATS SO MUCH”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"ok boomer"
This video is still a classic. When Im doing chores I pop this video and listen to it again.
Cut him some slack, he hasn't had time to perfect his craft yet. After all, he's only a teenager!
Who are you talking about? OH dan? He’s schedulers to be born next week!!
Ya I mean Jesus he was only 20 being in upper management of a multi billion dollar company
Give him some slack
I mean it took the guy 6 years to figure out he was scared of 9/11
teenager if he was born 38-40 years old... lol
@@assembly2593 yeah no, I was making a sarcastic comment... jesus christ
He's a rugrat.
In 2008 my wife and I inquired with Dan Nainan about hosting our wedding reception. He offered to do so for an amount we couldn't afford, and didn't hire him. He would then begin to viciously email my then fiancee about how cheap we were and that we didn't respect his talent and his time. Dude's comedy act is to be all nice, clean and approachable, but it was crazy to have that happen after a simple inquiry.
That's insane
You'd think with all that money he always brags about having, he'd take the prospect of not getting a job better
You dodged a bullet there.
Well it doesn't surprise me. Dan is a bully and insecure arsehole. He is jealous and that's why he kept sending those messages to prop up his crumbling and shattered ego. He's jealous because you have a wife... He thinks the world owes him one and uses the wealth and so called 'fame' as a weapon. But look at him... He is ALWAYS alone in every single picture. He doesn't have anyone to share that with or make memories with.
The fact that he berated your fiancé shows how cowardly and spineless the nasty piece of trash is. He wouldn't ever talk man to man... I know someone who has worked 4-5 corporate gigs where Dan was on and he acted like he was a mega star and would hound every single woman aged 18-32, and if you don't praise him he gets VERY agitated... Apparently his chat up lines are talking about how rich and successful he is but more time is spent saying how much of a loser other guys are
The only thing more insane than that story is the fact that you wanted that guy to host your wedding reception in the first place, you guys dodged a bullet, it would’ve been the most awkward and unfunny wedding reception in history.
What made you want him to host your reception?
His arguments are always just “I’m more successful than you”. The issue with this argument is that it’s not only repetitive, but the thing is nobody cares. Being successful doesn’t mean you’re a good person.
It also makes you question if he's actually successful or it is all an elaborate hoax.
Dan is just trying to convince himself that he's successful because he's completely miserable. He cannot accept that people with "day jobs" are happier than him.
"I make more money than you and live a much more luxurious life than you. I am better than you. why am I not happy? why are you happy?"
Also he isn't more successful than the vast majority of the people he sends those emails.
Most of them are A list comedians and celebs who sell out entire theaters.
Russell Peters for instance is a millionaire and could literally buy Dan's entire life and then his family as well.
And most of the time, these “successful” people lie or exploit their way into being somewhat rich
I have to rewatch this about once a year. Endlessly entertaining.
Why are you being so mean to an infant
infants are cute tho
@@kylieschwab4784 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Damn, didn't expect you to be here.
Please keep bullying infants in Twitter.
@@Saltyaf38 dont tell my parole officer i said that please
@@kylieschwab4784 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔🚔👮🏻♂️👮🏻♂️👨👶
“I’m a millennial” my guy, when you were born, antibiotics had only been around for 33 years...
...aaaaand WW2 had been over for only 16
Gold.
Millennial and yet he was born the same year John F Kennedy was elected President of the United States. Dan’s birth predates the Vietnam War, the Assassinate of Martin Luther King Jr, the Moon Landing, the Watergate Scandal, the Civil Rights Act, and Sesame Street first airing. He’s old enough to be my dad and I’m almost 32.
Most importantly he saw the moon launch live 😂
He was born when Antibiotics were a Millennial
Usually when people tell you nonstop that theyre rich and they definitely date playboy girls, theyre probably lying, especially if it's on Christmas and Thanksgiving
Jahn Famous i mean i don’t hate him. Gotta respect he looks 30 years old at 60. And you know he just insults his haters so it’s fine for me
Solid_Snake What’s so important about having genes that makes him look young? That’s not something I think of when I think of things I’ve gotta respect
If you have to tell someone your something, you aren't that
@WolfenGod82 you know that wasn't what I meant.
@Jahn Famous Do you have any proof he's worth millions? I can't seem to find any information on his net worth anywhere online.
I was relentlessly bullied as a kid too. And it also led to me aggressively lashing out against any insult, real or perceived, because the treatment turned me into such a reflexively defensive person. I couldn't tell constructive criticism from banter from attacks, and treated everything like the latter. The difference is that by the time I was 20, I acknowledged the problem and actively started working to fix it. Now in my mid-30s, I'd consider myself to be fairly well-adjusted. Dan Nainan seems to have taken the opposite route and leaned in on the aggressive douchebaggery. At the end of the day, the person he's abusing most is himself. Everyone he lashes out at forgets it 10 minutes later. Meanwhile, I guarantee that he's replaying every slight against him in his head every waking moment, just fuming and getting himself more and more angry over it. It's toxic, but he's the one bathing in the venom while occasionally splashing it on others.
good breakdown😊 hope you continue to get better
not in an insulting way just in a way that, everyone can get better
Yes take that billy
"Dan did you become what you despise?"
Daaaaaamnnn that was so on point
And he doesn't want to answer that question.
It was an exceptional moment.
the three therapists... damn. if it means i can roast some childish comedian too then i wanna be a therapist!
Bro he dropped that and I did an audible "oof"
@@jeremylee48 i mean a good therapist will confront you if they recognize a major issue like that, because it can potentially change your thought process. With Dan i doubt it will, it probably just pissed him off more to know he did become a bully and that he's still an outcast.
Dan: "So you think you're better than me!?!"
"Well everyone thinks that, Dan."
Holy shit, reading Dan's emails is like reading 4chan posts. He must be big on /fit/
Thing is Both 4chan and Amy Schumer have funnier jokes than him
@Callahan1998 r9k and co are good boards and I would date them if they were people
@Callahan1998 4chan used to be funny
nuchan's about as funny as this guy
There was a period of my life where I watched and listened to stand-up comedy every day. I started watching comedians from arouns the world and in other languages. Literally never heard of this guy.
60 years old hung up on high school.
Kind of strange.
He's 44, get it right
@@TheRightLadder 31*
23
He's 13
He will be born next month
That fella has got unresolved issues from his childhood, seems like he's chasing money to prove to the hs bullies that he's better than them, anyone who criticises him also becomes a bully in his eyes.
The twist is that he's the bully. Hes also got no family and no friends it seems like, must be very lonely. I imagine he's felt alone for over half a century.
I wouldn't be surprised, too, if you did some digging and found out a lot of his lavish lifestyle is inherited from his dad. He was a software engineer at the dawn of computing. He surely made some good cash. A lot of people in the comments ready to jump on the mom for being a child psychologist or a steriotypical 'cold asian mom' but lets not forget, indian parents also place a lot of pressure on their kids to perform as well.
I, for one, don't believe his stories of being bullied. He has no concrete answer for the type of bullying and he looks down and left when giving the answer. He's inventing childhood trauma. Or at the very least convincing himself that any teasing he got was worse than it really was.
@@ArawnNox I agree completely. I think many asian societies, given the competitive job markets and large urban populations, creates incredible stress for children at ayoung age. Me and my friends had parents who were demanding but understanding and kind, however theres always a few Nainans who either were driven insane by horrible parents or were bullied for being the awkward asian nerd stereotype. These kids often flaunt their financial status to make them feel superior to a society or family that has shunned them. I honestly couldn't say if he was bullied or not but the fact remains hes bat shit crazy lol
@@kevinzhu6417 My parents are pretty understanding but they still want me, my brother and my sisters to work hard so that we won't be broke when we grow up
I always feel sorry for these sociopaths. They always just seem so broken.
He's another product of capitalism just like the youtuber posting this video
The 1.4k dislikes are just Dan Nainan making alt accounts to dislike this video while crying over a picture of the 1 fan he has left.
He probably got bots to dislike the video
That one fan is actually just a picture of himself
@@evanschmitt2830 lmao
He's an engineer, he could easily make it happen
And it's not even his mom..
This is one of those videos I rewatch every now and then. Brillant.
i miss 2 minutes ago when i didnt know this guy existed
This guy is the lovechild of Ricegum and Ted Bundy.
Oh dear god xD
Apt
Ted Bundy commit crimes using his charisma. Nainan has NO charisma
More like Rice Gum and Elliot Roger's
quod non est he only has the deviancy of Ted not the charisma
‘He challenged him to a fight to the death on the Isle of Man’
HAND TO HAND
M O R T A L C O M B A T
@@wakemeup6318 MORTAL KOMBAT
@@nman551 FIGHT!
*Dan tells countless unfunny jokes until the other comedian keels over from cringe*
Flawless Victory!
@@ethanbaileylol2283 "I get my sushi from 711."
FATALITY!
Listening to his story, everything makes perfect sense. He's fueled by having the last laugh. People talk smack (in his mind), and he carries that with him, determined to prove them wrong.
Oh my god, I’m 20 and he’s older than my dad. Trying to pass as a millennial is probably the funniest thing he’s ever done.
Christ, I'm also a Gen-Xer and that guy is just sad.
I believe the whole thing where he proposed a duel to the death not as a joke was the funniest thing he’ll ever do.
It’s wild too because millennials loved Gen X throughout the 2010s. Yeah we’d tease them just like zoomers tease us, but it was just that. His age probably wouldn’t have had an effect on his career with millennials at all.
def noodles
Imagine your dad challenging one of your friends to mutual combat on the Isle of Man lmao
Are you sure this shouldn't be called "The Fall and Fall of Dan Nainan?"
No cause at one point he actually made some money and was good at his intel job.
*The fall and subsequent plummet of Dan Ninan
Those therapists completely exposed how sad this man really is.
He was like "Why did I decide to do this"
It was a hatchet job, they'd been prepped weeks in advance by one of my haters when he realised I was coming on as a guest.
They admitted as much to me afterwards.
@@dannainan7700 I'm sure only in your delusional state of mind does that make any remote sense.
@@failingnovelist6443 I highly doubt thats really him
@@GinkgoPete who knows with him tbh
4 years later, bro hasn’t even broken 2k followers on Instagram. For a self proclaimed amazing comedian, you’d think he’d have a bigger following, even if he doesn’t post that often, I know accounts that post like twice a year but have a massive following because people like the person, hell, I knew people in HS who weren’t even famous and had more followers
Seven and a half minutes in, he's revealed himself to be absolutely batshit insane. One email alone and you can tell he's completely disconnected from reality. The urge to email him back with a picture of a gold star and just say, "Good! You get a sticker!" would be overwhelming for me.
My personal urge would be to point out that money doesn't make him any funnier
A better response would be “k”
😂
@@PointsofDatalike you'd know? Get back to me when you're rich.
@@whyborn3056 k
I can see why he was bullied in his childhood. Remember that kid that would say he was dating a super model but she went to another school? Or that his dad was a millionaire? Or that he was a child spy for the CIA?
.... that's Dan Nainan
His dad is a nuclear scientist and mom is a child psychologist.. So I'm pretty sure he grew up in a rich household. Although being born to Indian farther and Japanese mom also means that there would be strict rules, discipline and flying slippers.
Yeah, I remember that kid. **sweats nervously**
@@KanishQQuotes also in Indiana of all places. I’m sure he didn’t look like everyone else as well.
Kids of genuine CIA agents would be told by their folks not to tell anyone what Mum or Dad really do for a job.
She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
The kid who tormented me the most in highschool killed himself senior year. His dad had been very abusive apparently.
Even though he ruined years of my life, it sure put things in perspective for me, and the fact that Dan is gloating over a similar situation is sociopathic.
I Swear-
He Takes The Honestly Pretty Badass Idea Of "Being Motivated By Spite" To The Absolute Worst Degree Possible.
I Just Do Not Know How To Describe This "Comedian" In Any Way Other Than Just "Insane". It's Just Bonkers And I'm Still In Shock All This Time After Having Seen This For The First Time.
@@estinsidebottom Why do you capitalize every word?
@@farkbett699 Because I Like The Way It Looks
@@estinsidebottom reading this gave me a seizure.
A kid threw a pecan at my face during 8'th grade, a kid who knew about my allergies and knew that interacting with nuts or fish could literally kill me. He never got in trouble for what is literally assault with a deadly weapon and I almost got in trouble for cursing the kid out. I learned years later that the guy ended up becoming a drug addict (heroin) and owed a lot of money to the kinds of people you *don't* wanna owe money to. And tbh, at first I had the initial "wow, guess he got what was coming," but after thinking about it for more than a few seconds, I really don't feel that great hearing how he ended up. It doesn't bring any form of closure to the event for me, it happened and I got over it a long time ago.
People like him, they don't take the time think about it. How something makes them feel is always an immediate reaction and that reaction is how they stay about the issue forever. It's the same reason he can't stand criticism, it's the same reason he sends thousands of emails to other comedians making fun of him. He can't comprehend the fact it's his fault, or that something is wrong with him, he just keeps that initial frustration and never lets it go.
Everytime I watch on of your videos it's crazy how good you are man
That interview at the end, holy shit, I was not expecting how well prepared they were to corner Dan
Well, they are professionals. They see through peoples bullshit for a living.
Morning TV needs more brutally honest psychological analysis, I say.
Shit was like a script lol
Getting intimately psychoanalyzed by 3 experienced hosts on live television for the entire world to see, classic!
He was probably expecting it to be a light hearted conversation where people tell him he's already successful and doesn't need to worry about dem haters.
Oh man... the interview at the very end with the psychologists was amazing! The look of terror in Dan’s face when the male psychologist finally acknowledged his inner fear and insecurity was amazing
That felt like it came out of a god damn movie
The way this guy speaks and acts, this entire story in general... it just all feels so fake
while the entire segment was pure gold, i can not figure out for the life of me that Dan was so dumb as to put himself in that position publicly. Maybe too cheap to pay for regular therapy, so let us all see him get pantsed emotionally?
All of them came for him for his truth
@@jacyoutube4459 I wonder if he’s so egotistical that he did it so that the psychologists could be like “Oh you’re fine! That happens!” and like try and validate his feelings of superiority. When they didn’t, it was probably a wake up call for him. Thats the only explanation I can think of for him doing it so publically.
Poor guy is literally so insecure that he can't stop obsessing over what other people say about him and trying to respond to make himself feel better. People who are genuinely happy and confident don't spend all their time lashing out at people who make negative comments about them. He's still that little kid who is an outcast and universally disliked and it's killing him inside.
@@FirstLast-lh5ev Lol ... that's way funnier than any of his material. What a giant baby.
@@FirstLast-lh5ev wtf I can’t find it, what’d he say?
I feel some truth of that in me.
The most tragic thing is that he's almost 60
Really liked this documentary, especially the ending, the Daily Helpline segment and actually making an attempt at understanding him as a person.
The way he got called OUT on that Daily Helpline show. "Dan, have you turned into what you despise?" Like, YOO! I felt SO much joy, the way he just kept nervously blinking and nodding his head like "yupyupyupmhmhmhmhmIhavenospinemhmhm" as they just went on and on and on
He got roasted..
2021 Update: He's finally shut up and disappeared. He updated once on Twitter since 2018, to beg for money from Mr.Beast. (Guess we're not so rich anymore?)
Zero following and has finally admitted defeat.
Really? Sweet
Weird he tweeted just today for the first time in 3 years
@@EXTENDEDWARRANT what did he tweet
@@kat-dy6jc "Did they all wear name tags?"- April 25th
@@TheTimoprimo what did he even mean by that?
>claims to be born in 1981
>gets hired in 1996
>apparently hired at 15 years old
lmao
But 96-15=81
@@lad1860 what
to be fair i got my first job at 14
Numbers never lie. Hail Math!
Millennial comedian Dan Nainan!!
After watching this, I think Dan Nainen is arguably the funniest man on earth...
"A fight to the death on the isle of man"