This Is Quite Rude, But Funny! | Michael McIntyre Netflix Special Streaming Now
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
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I sit with my mother at night while she sleeps, and I tried not to laugh. She has a rare form of Parkinson's, and stops breathing at night sometimes, so I watch her to make sure she is ok. I watch stuff like this to help with the stress of it. I did everything I could not to laugh 😅 but I couldn't help it. Luckily she just snorted and stayed asleep 😴 🙃 😄 Thank you so much for making my life easier in moments of stress!!! You are the best, and my favorite comedian!!! Love to you and your family. Stay safe 🙏 😁💜
Oh wow, sending hugs to you 🤗
😊❤️❤️🙏🙏
@nieooj gotoy what penguins?
@@BulldogLady347 thank you so much 💖
@@kittykat8169 thank you! So sweet!💗
OMG the password thing was absolutely spot on with all 3 🤣🤣 I was praying he'd finish with an exclamation mark and he did! Great stuff.
I am changing my passwords. Here I was thinking how clever I was. That feeling got rubbished when he said "until all of our eyes stopped upon the exclamation mark" 😆😆😆😆😆
I thought it was underscore
Spot on. 😂Hate remembering all the passwords.
I find is so funny that McDonald's app has so many security checks for their app😂😂😂
Much as I enjoy lewd jokes and lots of swearing in my stand-up comedy, Michael has the brilliance to make you choke on your tongue with laughter about the most mundane things! He has the power to make you chuckle every time you encounter something silly or annoying in everyday life and that is the purpose of a comedian done right!
Michael gets 1 key for the hardwood deck on the 6 floor.
Hotel receptionists are always so helpful to Michael. 😂😂❤
🤣Yep...No beating around the bush with us Aussies 😂we are ver y obliging....slap-bang😆straight to the point....a wing ding on the hardwood deck on the sixth floor 😉👍🏼👍🏼beaudy 🥂cheers
Or sexy lol.
"This is your wake up call."
1key 😂😂😂😂
then he lies down in bed and the lights all go on
Michael is just sooooo good with accents. He is just fabulous :)
Oh, My! I’m an American and in hospital for chronic illness. As soon as my nurse heard your voice busted out laughing, “Ackle Ackentire!” It was a lovely bonding moment.
Praying for your fast recovery. Faith can move mountains.
Praying for a speedy recovery 🙏 much love from NC, 🇺🇸
I love that dentist skit too Cherie. I am not in hospital, but am disabled with chronic illnesses. Ackle Ackentire helps me to keep going. I was actually smiling to myself, by myself, in my bed the other night, as that exact skit popped into my head!! 😂😂 (I haven't even watched that one for months!!). My thoughts are with you. Sending love, from Scotland, UK.
Wishing you strength and hoping you are feeling better for what it's worth
I joined Netflix just to watch Michael McIntyre’s special. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. Thank you Michael for doing what you do!! 😀
😂😂😂 The French poodle, "I'm not 'appy."
That whole joke was a Hetalia Dog Rp.... I am dead serious.
Awesome, could watch him all day....but then would never get anything done except laughing!
It's been on Netflix for only a week and I've watched it four times.
I DO watch him all day and all I get done is laughing. Any other students struggling?
I'm Dutch and when I 'discovered' Michael McIntyre I couldn't stop watching. I'm constantly on the floor. Sadly he's hardly known here.
Laughter does burn calories tho
@@NikkiSalazar. Hmm....must watch even more!
I never get tired of watching all of the old clips, but this is brilliant to see! Michael you are a comedy legend!
I can confirm as an Australian that the description of the Australian accent is so accurate 😂😂
Fellow Aussie here and I completely agree 🙂
Lmao yup, west Aussie here and it's 💯 on point
Julia Gillard to a tea...👍
WA here, it's as dinkum as it can be
As a Kiwi he got both spot on, first comedian I have heard to do it, so good
The password bit is something everyone can relate too, gave me a big laugh.
No words that express the gift this man has!!!
Fascinating!!
As an Aussie, that is the best description of an Aussie accent I’ve ever heard.
As a kiwi I can confirm saying Deck really can get one in trouble 😊
The kiwi goes into a hardware store in Australia and says he needs to fix a drip on his deck. The store assistant says I think you need a doctor, mate.
@@jamesbroadbent3555 I thought I had heard them all :D
@@jamesbroadbent3555 whats that supposed to sound like
"Hands on deck" definitely threw me off one time.
@@davsavchav nah that's how one tosses off
Kiwi and Aussie accents done very well XD Thank you and I have watched your Netflix show more than once already. Take care of yourself, Mate
The password got me dead!!!!! Everyone has very similar concept !!! 😂🤣
He’s nailed the New Zealand accent big time. Love from Australia 🇦🇺🦘❤️
Not a chance you’ve missed it by a longshot 😂
Oh, I remember watching that whole thing on Netflix the day it came out. Hilarious as always!
HI LOL
Michael McIntyre is brilliant. No matter how many times I watch his videos I find his materia hilarious. Never tire of Michael.
Once i told an australian "you have the most venomous creatures on earth".he said "yeah but they don't always bite".
You gotta love 'em for their optimism? Lol. Maybe not. 🤦😂🤣😂
I am embarrassed to say that I didn't catch the time difference joke at first.
I absolutely love this man, he has a way of making life look more interesting than it really is 😂😂👌👌😘😘
Can you explain the joke I don't understand 😢
@@cloudyazure because the time difference is 12 hours, 1 am in New Zealand is 1pm in the UK. And except changing am to pm if the watch has that function, there is nothing else to change. You don't need to worry about the number it's the same.
@@jadejolasinmi363 oh thanks. Wow I'm embarrassed I didn't get that😅
@@cloudyazure No probs, I didn't get it at first either and you're welcome.
And then when you finally have your capital letter, 1 and special exclamation point - they ask you to change your password every 3 months and then you're at a complete loss.
And of course you need the batman symbol, the poop emoji and the name of your first born son.
That's when I add a ? onto the end of my now capitalised password after the 1 and the !
Teachers have to do this. First term: Password1! Second term: Password2! Third term: Password3! Fourth term: Password4!
Ah , passwords ! Like many people I write them down on a pad only to forget where I put that damn thing !
A brilliant observer of life and our daft ways' 👏👏
Michael is so refreshing, he’s honestly probably my favorite comedian 😂 (American btw if that means anything, I know he’s a big British personality). But it’s so refreshing to not hear race jokes, or sex jokes, or the worst... political jokes 🙄 they just aren’t funny, and honestly, they aren’t healthy either. I would never want to control speech. But just a an observation, that kind of comedy is just not healthy for a society. Anyway, I love how Michael just takes ordinary things and makes them hilarious. It truly is refreshing to see!
The only person who makes me laugh!! Can’t get enough of him! Michael you are the best!! Thank you for entertaining us! ♥️
Never tired of watching Michael's jokes. He is so relatable. Take care brother.
Michael McIntyre never fails to get me laughing, without fail💯🤣
“You’ve got more chance of being hit by a car!”
“Not when I’m swimming, I don’t!”
This is gold
He never fails to make me not JUST laugh at his magical powers of wit & delivery, his precision in nailing a punchline multiple times throughout the skit sometimes he causes me to wet myself from laughing so hard! 😂😂
“She needs to jog on” classic British phrase 🤣😂🤣🥰🥰
"feast on those" had me DEAD ahahaha
What a shitty year for this world, we need this man in all languages
Well he knows my password 😅
When he talks about passwords that's exactly what I do to my password the first letter is capitalized and at the end is a number one with an explanation point. How does he know does everybody do this. I thought I was special
You are special indeed
Absolutely the funniest comedian in my life right up there with Morecambe and Wise for me at 61. The special almost gave me a coronary especially the weeing in the night routine. Thanks, Mr. McIntyre you are a legend. So bloody good at accents.
This man is so expressive, I don't understand many things here but still watching.
I GOT TO SEE HIM LIVE WHEN HE CAME TO IRELAND I WAS DEAD WITH LAUGHTER HE WAS SO GOOD AND FUNNY
In Northern Ireland they told me “the quarkest way” to get to the pool.
As a Scottish, he defo got our dog on point lmao
I’m so pleased to hear him performing his comedy acts on stage rather than comparing at some annoying quiz show. His unique sense of seeing things is just beautiful.
I feel attacked with the passwords 🤣
Those accents 😭 I’m in love
1:18 perfect impression😂
Hahahah, the passwords part is soo true
Nobel prize for peace for Michael McIntyre please!
YES! GIVE THIS BRILLIANT MAN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HE DESERVES IT!
"THANK YOU! for the gift of laughter!!!!!!!"
One funny guy. Love all his jokes 😆
My password is exactly what he described.
I once commented on a Nee Zeelanders video: "Its "air" not "ear". He was not amuzed. I did not regret it either, because it was funny
but with poms its not vowels, its consonants, my bruvva instead of my brother, or levew instead of level, arrods instead of harrods
As a nu zullunda, I am very amuzed!
whadya moin?
@@deepsouthNZ Rubbish! Not true.
@@geraldinegregory.1803 Oh yes, it is true. If there is one thing I learned from the .... well - to be fair - London accent in the year I was there, it is that you never pronounce your' t's if it is not at the beginning of the word. It's
Wa'er, not Water
Four'y, not Forty
Bu'er, not Butter
etc, etc, etc
:)
So scary - that is precisely how my own password evolved exactly, right up to the explanation point. OMG!
Omg what a crack up love it when he takes this piss out of us kiwis the way we talk haha 🤣🤣🤣
He can always make me laugh 😂
The whole show was so funny Michael MacIntyre is hilarious
This penguin must be one of the most funny penguins in the world today.
As a kiwi, I kept hearing the word deck. Over and over. So you must have that part of the accent pretty well nailed. As well as the upward inflection at the end of each sentence - good observation!
Y'all ever see a comment and and just think: "Damn, I wish I posted that."?
Yeah. All the time.
Damn I wish I posted that
Ha ha ha , how did you guess?
I often think of a comment to write, but first I must scan the comment section to verify that the comment in my brain has not already been written. And then I see what is in my brain almost word for word, and I'm like DAMN.
This is why you don't comment on videos that are 5 years old.
William Bridge Ahaha same😂😂
I am absolutely crying over the dog joke lol
1:13 vowells are not picked at random; they are moved along one: eggs = iggs (iggs are actually Eskimo (and even Innuit) houses without toilets).
Scarily accurate. Love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The password part is spot on.
It's now 2020 and I'm working for a large tech corporation. My work password is required to contain at least 10 characters, with at least one capital letter, at least one lowercase letter, at least one special character and no individual two characters must be consecutive! In addition, no password may be containing more than a certain number of characters from the previous five passwords (I forget how many). I also have a VPN with its own separate password and in addition to that there's second security layer for the VPN where I put in my PIN code for my employee ID which generates a random password that is only good for 30 seconds to be put in with the original VPN password. When all that is done and I'm inside, I have three more separate systems that each require its own password with approximately the same security levels as the first one. 😳
This guy is brilliant!!! And, funny as!!!!
I'm feeling called out by the password part :O
I enjoyed this netflix special. I was sad when it ended. Should of been a 2 hour special.
Michael McIntyre is pure genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always cheers me up 😁
My Favourite comedian,
Cheers from Algeria
I’m laughing so much, we have a Scottie 😂
I switched to Netflix to watch the whole show, it didn’t disappoint 😜😜😜 It was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god I just love watching Michael , I watch him every night to finish off my day
This man is so funny!!!
I laughed so hard, I snorted and cried!!!
😂😂😂😂
Absolute legend 🤣😎
im from new zealand
WAIT HEY WERE NOT THAT BAD!
Weit hay were not thit bed
@@theburgerking746 exactly
Straya
Bullshit
To outsiders that's how you sound
So good, happy we could watch it in Canada too :D
He's got a decent aussie accent
Fantastic comedian. God bless you and your family. Stay safe.
Australians about the potential of sharks: not always.
This is so accurately Australian! It’s dead on. 😆
Is it just me or is Michael getting a bit more crass than he used to be?
Crass?
Hilarious! Well done Michael!
I was laughing out loud!!!! Hahahah
All jokes were funny
But the new Zealand joke made the wife checking on me
Lol
Oh that password setting is SO true!!!! :-) cracked me up
This man is so Funny.......Mike is the best comedian.
Im drooling with laughter.
Please sell your old specials to Netflix, so I can (re)watch those XD
I should not have been drinking coffee when he mentioned the hotel 😂
🤣Michael's puppy is from the west country apparently 🤣
I can confirm as a Londoner living in Auckland, he's not wrong 😂🇳🇿
Bloody brilliant. As this is your channel Michael, do you read these comments ?
The accents are spot on.
his aussie accent has gotten even better compared to a few years ago when i heard him in live show
Quite brilliant as always x
On a holiday to Australia I was standing on the beach looking at a sign saying no swimming with a picture of a shark, when an Australian man walked up to me and said ' Don't worry about that sign if you want to go for a swim just go for a swim.' so I can relate to the swimming with sharks joke. lol
😂 sharks in Australia. Spot on!
i watched it the whole special, and it is hilarious
I wonder if this was the same time as when he made the hanky pany joke with the malteaser man on graham norton
The only bit Michael forgot about passwords is when the internet evolved once again, deciding that a password was now not enough, and brought in 2 Factor Authentication.
You are amazing
I feel like the word "patio" was invented to avoid that problem.
Brilliant. This however should be at least 4 clips with respective titles. It would have given MM much more global views, and much appreciation of the content for different topics.