So glad that he started putting his content online to reach the world audience, he is a kind of genius in comedy and it's very natural to him in addition to his consistency.
6:08 "Pigeons! That's all we get, pigeons! Fat, depressed, suicidal pigeons. That just walk in front of cars. Kill me now and my shit life in this hell hole." And the head jiggle! Nailed it! OMG !!! Crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Tip!. If your partner normally cooks, then one night they can't be stuffed. What your partner actually needs is for you to cook. Takeaway or a restaurant would have been organised if that is what is wanted. But spending 3or4 days of food budget, still having to organise and decide what to eat, and if you go out there's that whole extra stress, even if it's nice. Sometimes the main cook just needs someone else to decide the food and to have a little love given back through being cooked for.
It's a thankless job and apparently I've scared my family so much that no one seems to be able to make a decision without me... The most indecisive person I know.
Years ago I was in a relationship where I was working and my girlfriend wasn't. So she did the cooking during weekdays, and I did the cooking at weekends. Worked well.
Sometimes there is a damn good reason one person is in charge of cooking and not the other. My family would always prefer to eat out rather than get my rubbish food xD Also...remember that the one who doesn't cook often does other chores or earn the most money. Spending some of that money on good food is a way to show love as well :)
May I steal "an absolute tonic" from you? I intend to use it endlessly here in the states for everything good. And for everything bad, Michael's, that's "septic".
I do hope all you Brits know how lucky you are to have Michael McIntyre!! Feel free to send him over to the US every now and then, it's good international relations to share a good laugh! We did it for you when we let Robin come visit you. Just saying. (RIP Robin Williams, you are always loved and missed.)
Have you heard robin Williams first stand up gig to be recorded,? It's called "" Reality?... What a Concept" " came out on record and tape in 1979 ,well worth looking for for hard-core Robin Williams fans 😀
I'm American but I think his accent and way of speaking just makes him even funnier. I will admit he speaks so fast I probably miss a few words here and there but I'm southern and tend to speak pretty fast too so I just love it! Anytime I'm feeling down at all I watch a few of his clips on here and laugh my head off. He's probably the funniest person I've ever seen. Keep making us laugh Michael. The world needs it! 😂
As a person from the country, I can confirm that we talk to everyone and introduce ourselves to the new neighbors. Usually holding a plate of cookies or a casserole.
Where in the country do you live? It took me about 12 years to be even acknowledged as belonging in my village of about 900 people, don't want cookies, but just 'hello' would be good!
However, I've now been here for more than thirty years and so I know a lot of people and they know me, and I would hate now to go back to the city or even a town.
Yeah. Lived here 20 years, our village has maybe 30-40 people. Nobody has ever come over. We speak to the older ones while they're passing walking their dogs etc but the newer ones that recently moved here, we do not speak to. Since they can afford the prices of these houses they're obviously posh gits (with his range rover) so completely different class to us peasant farmers. 😂 We call him Dick, he doesn't slow down for the horses and doesn't thank you if you move off the road to let him past. His wife isn't too bad though.
Michael.. you are are OFFICIALLY the funniest, clever comedian on television, you are so relatable and I and I'm sure I speak for the rest G.B are all proud of you ! 💕 to you and your family..xxxx
Marriage to Michael would be a double-edged sword- I mean, he is adorable and SO funny, but you'd know from day one that all your quirks and foibles would inevitably be fodder for his next show...
I'm Canadian and have spent many summers at sleepaway camp in the bush. I laughed so hard at the animal noises bit that I was crying and had to take a break from the video...
@@Royalizzieadventures Sorry I don't know. A quick google search brought up this link, I hope it helps!: www.canadainternational.gc.ca/united_kingdom-royaume_uni/consular_services_consulaires/edu_equivalency-equivalence_edu.aspx?lang=eng
As someone who has lived in villages my entire life and currently live somewhere so small that it didnt even have a speed limit until 2 years ago (no signs and no street lamps), I have to say that I'd never be able to live in a town or city. I'm so used to people being social and keeping the door unlocked knowing I'll be safe. And, as an aside, the stars are awesome. You can see the milky way from my back garden.
Lucky you, I can see the stars from my cottage garden, but not so many as to classify as the milky way, as I live pretty far north, but I did see a glimpse of the Northern lights, but only fleeting not far enough north to see a full display, it was awesome nonetheless! 😂
I've been in both. Cities can break you. They totally messed up my mental health Because there's so little interaction and most people are in a rush and angry. Not spend too much time in villages (1yr) but even movng from the outskirts of a smaller city into London was shocking enough
It’s been a really rubbish few weeks for me recently and I just wanted to say that this Man is my go to when I need to laugh, a brilliant genius- Thank you!
@@private15 I would say this is changing for sure ... men generally now do take on a more active role. I think he says it to be funny In his political incorrectness he looks purposefully for what triggers people and makes it funny. Good job raising sons to take care of their children and not babysit I've done same. It takes time for the buzz words to have true meaning
Ana Correia My son-in-law is at this moment putting all three boys to bed, while my daughter is at a meeting. He’s always been involved - I don’t think they consider this babysitting.
I am! August 2021! Pissed off with my husband… he’s gone to bed, Thankyou God! Enjoying the incredible Michael… cheered up no end, in fact I may even be civil in the morning after a night watching this brilliant man!!🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@mars109 it isn't the concept of looking after the kids they're upset at. It's that he called it "babysitting" and you don't babysit your own kids. If no one laughed at the "I babysit my kids" line it wasn't a joke
I was born in Brooklyn, New York and my dad immigrated here. I’m a huge Michael McIntyre fan and I’m trying to get my dad on to him but he Doesn’t quite understand him all the time so I have to pause it often to explain his jokes, so it takes me a few hours to get through a couple of Michael McIntyre clips hehe. Anyways I love this guy!
All these comments about when he said about babysitting his kids... it’s a joke, my god. 😭😭 He literally dotes on his children. It’s a part of his stand up. Loosen up like damn. 😂
@@icarusgotooclose Well, where I live, in the north east, both mams and dads will say they're 'baby-sitting', if they can't go somewhere because their spouse has arranged to be out that night. So, it didn't irk me in the slightest when he said he was 'baby-sitting'.
He really is so good, isn't he. Simply fabulous with accents and sounds. He's worried about being in the dark in the country? He should try living in regional Australia and all the resident Marsupials, come out, only at night.
Haha! Yes. My husband is learning. He listens now for how loud my teeth are grinding and how tight my jaws are clenched. Of course, by that time, it's much, much too late. Best to head to the store for milk and hope the kids are still breathing when he returns.
I've lived in the countryside for 20 years.. maybe England countryside is different but I honestly would never go back to a town or city.. the air is clean, it's quiet, nobody comes round to our house apart from the mailman or delivery drivers, the only disadvantage is the houses aren't cheap. The one across the road is for sale (beautiful big house surrounded by a tall hedge, completely cut off from everyone else in the village, though it needs a little work) it's up for £400,000-£650,000 ..for Scottish prices that is extortionate. The pink house across the road (beside it) has an indoor swimming pool and a gym. (I know this because before our house got rebuilt, we could peer in from the bathroom window of our previous house, which survived 2 world wars..it was a brilliant house considering it was damp and had uninvited slugs coming in)
Every mundane event of life takes on a new sparkle when explained by Michael. He could make drinking a glass of ice water funny.
Indeed. ruclips.net/video/Fycg9NujoiQ/видео.html
So glad that he started putting his content online to reach the world audience, he is a kind of genius in comedy and it's very natural to him in addition to his consistency.
He's my favorate!
6:08 "Pigeons! That's all we get, pigeons! Fat, depressed, suicidal pigeons. That just walk in front of cars. Kill me now and my shit life in this hell hole." And the head jiggle! Nailed it! OMG !!! Crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Who else in binge watching Micheal Macintyre? 🤣😁
First Time?
Charlie Peck 🙋♂️🙋♂️
Me ! This guy is one of the funniest 😆
Not personally - I'm rationing him to keep me going through however long lockdown lasts.
@@bradleywright3031 hello Bradly Wright 🙋♀️🙋♀️
"He didn't disappoint" 😂😂😂
Very much a british compliment 😂
Tip!. If your partner normally cooks, then one night they can't be stuffed. What your partner actually needs is for you to cook.
Takeaway or a restaurant would have been organised if that is what is wanted. But spending 3or4 days of food budget, still having to organise and decide what to eat, and if you go out there's that whole extra stress, even if it's nice.
Sometimes the main cook just needs someone else to decide the food and to have a little love given back through being cooked for.
This is so true. It's the lack of decision making that is infuriating. "It's the weekend dear, I'll make dinner. What did you have planned?" 🤯
It's a thankless job and apparently I've scared my family so much that no one seems to be able to make a decision without me... The most indecisive person I know.
Yes!!!! I'd live to be cooked for when I'm not ill.
Years ago I was in a relationship where I was working and my girlfriend wasn't.
So she did the cooking during weekdays, and I did the cooking at weekends.
Worked well.
Sometimes there is a damn good reason one person is in charge of cooking and not the other. My family would always prefer to eat out rather than get my rubbish food xD
Also...remember that the one who doesn't cook often does other chores or earn the most money. Spending some of that money on good food is a way to show love as well :)
Love him he's hilarious...but anyone that refers to looking after their own children as babysitting gets me to the end of my tether 😂
When he said that i thought the same thing 🤣
I came here to say this too
YES
Me too!!!
Yassss that triggered me
I grew up in Africa and your take on the animal noises from the bush made me laugh so much that I had tears running down my cheeks! 😂🤣
Hope they were the cheeks on your face.
He is walking more in one show than I do in a day
Edit: thank you for all the likes ❤
I know, I need a nap after a few minutes of watching him. 😆
@@IntrepidFraidyCat omg same
Thanks for telling us Helene. Now I can sleep at night.
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Absolutely. He has me helpless and crying with laughter. This man is an absolute tonic.😭🤣👍♥️
May I steal "an absolute tonic" from you? I intend to use it endlessly here in the states for everything good. And for everything bad, Michael's, that's "septic".
Cracking up at the animal saying ‘hello?’ 😂😂😂
I do hope all you Brits know how lucky you are to have Michael McIntyre!! Feel free to send him over to the US every now and then, it's good international relations to share a good laugh! We did it for you when we let Robin come visit you. Just saying.
(RIP Robin Williams, you are always loved and missed.)
Have you heard robin Williams first stand up gig to be recorded,? It's called "" Reality?... What a Concept" " came out on record and tape in 1979 ,well worth looking for for hard-core Robin Williams fans 😀
@@wk4max263
I will Google it, thank you.
Sorry we just can't spare him at the moment or possibly ever. Covid means we are all at the end of the our tether.
@@suzettewilliams1758
Totally understood. It's 2020.
Robin Williams, was a one off "hero" there will never be another like him.. sadly missed.. x
I'm American but I think his accent and way of speaking just makes him even funnier. I will admit he speaks so fast I probably miss a few words here and there but I'm southern and tend to speak pretty fast too so I just love it! Anytime I'm feeling down at all I watch a few of his clips on here and laugh my head off. He's probably the funniest person I've ever seen. Keep making us laugh Michael. The world needs it! 😂
My niece introduced me to subtitles as my family talk a lot through films.. try that 😊
I’m British and I agree
😂😂I'm on a binge watch after finding this guy!
He is fantastic every house needs a Michael McIntyre 😂😂
Omg that’s how I was when I found him for the first time, and now I’ve been a fan of his for a year now. He never disappoints! 😂
HEY WOW!! Get ready for a wild ride yeah Fathima! LASS😂😁🙃
@@MIMITAS29 he honestly must be the ONLY MAN on earth that never disappoints 😂😂😂
Try to find his book. I think there is an audio version on RUclips. Quite a good listen.
Michael helped get me through the Covid quarantine lock down months, kept me laughing when I needed it the most.
It just makes me laugh when a dad says he had to 'babysit' and he is referring to his own children!
I wonder if Michael is always like this...joking and being hilarious. He would be an awesome friend to have that you speak with daily! 😂
As a person from the country, I can confirm that we talk to everyone and introduce ourselves to the new neighbors. Usually holding a plate of cookies or a casserole.
Where in the country do you live? It took me about 12 years to be even acknowledged as belonging in my village of about 900 people, don't want cookies, but just 'hello' would be good!
However, I've now been here for more than thirty years and so I know a lot of people and they know me, and I would hate now to go back to the city or even a town.
@@lesleyhawes6895 I live in a small town in Alaska.
Yeah. Lived here 20 years, our village has maybe 30-40 people. Nobody has ever come over. We speak to the older ones while they're passing walking their dogs etc but the newer ones that recently moved here, we do not speak to. Since they can afford the prices of these houses they're obviously posh gits (with his range rover) so completely different class to us peasant farmers. 😂 We call him Dick, he doesn't slow down for the horses and doesn't thank you if you move off the road to let him past. His wife isn't too bad though.
I LOVE THIS GUY! Saving 2021, one story at a time 😂😂
Michael.. you are are OFFICIALLY the funniest, clever comedian on television, you are so relatable and I and I'm sure I speak for the rest G.B are all proud of you ! 💕 to you and your family..xxxx
Hello Donna how are you doing today merry Christmas
Marriage to Michael would be a double-edged sword- I mean, he is adorable and SO funny, but you'd know from day one that all your quirks and foibles would inevitably be fodder for his next show...
Yes but his success pays the bills so I doubt she minds 😂
He's the world's highest paid comedian. He can say whatever he likes.
Rosie Glow didn’t know he well paid 😂 he is certainly funny 😁
He probably runs it by his wife first before his shows.
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I re-watch Michael all the time..i love him, he always makes me laugh everytime..hes my fav british comedian..im american..
Hello Rebecca how are you doing today merry Christmas
No one makes me laugh like Michael. priceless..
He's Absolutely Hilarious
The stress of what we're enduring re Covid, is taken away when you watch Michael before bed ..Love you Micheal
This guy can talk about anything ordinary make it funny😂
Never fails to make me laugh I just love his movements and accents such an icon to comedy.
Oh my gosh I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! Michael McIntyre is the best!!
True. I got his Box sets. I love them. I have to turn him of sometimes. I LAUGH so much I think I might
Have a heart attack xxxx
I'm Canadian and have spent many summers at sleepaway camp in the bush. I laughed so hard at the animal noises bit that I was crying and had to take a break from the video...
Hey Claudia
Just random
In Canada - do you know if you can use UK degree or do you need to start again and do degree in Canada?
Kind regards
@@Royalizzieadventures Sorry I don't know. A quick google search brought up this link, I hope it helps!: www.canadainternational.gc.ca/united_kingdom-royaume_uni/consular_services_consulaires/edu_equivalency-equivalence_edu.aspx?lang=eng
@@claudialopez6757 you legend thank you 😊🥰 feel free check out ma channel :)
No sh. a...nd if you're not Canadian, all this wouldn't have happened! OMG what an outsdanding story you've got there! Eh?
Funniest man alive!🤣🤣🤣 I've been bingeing all day
I live in the country and this is sooo accurate.
Yess lol we own a farm here in Australia too and that’s why he was so funny
The bit with the birds 😂😂😂😂😂 how does he come up with this stuff 😂
As someone who has lived in villages my entire life and currently live somewhere so small that it didnt even have a speed limit until 2 years ago (no signs and no street lamps), I have to say that I'd never be able to live in a town or city. I'm so used to people being social and keeping the door unlocked knowing I'll be safe.
And, as an aside, the stars are awesome. You can see the milky way from my back garden.
Lucky you, I can see the stars from my cottage garden, but not so many as to classify as the milky way, as I live pretty far north, but I did see a glimpse of the Northern lights, but only fleeting not far enough north to see a full display, it was awesome nonetheless! 😂
I've been in both. Cities can break you. They totally messed up my mental health Because there's so little interaction and most people are in a rush and angry. Not spend too much time in villages (1yr) but even movng from the outskirts of a smaller city into London was shocking enough
Lucky, I'm obsessed with Galaxies
It’s been a really rubbish few weeks for me recently and I just wanted to say that this Man is my go to when I need to laugh, a brilliant genius- Thank you!
Just read secret life of snakes....
Couldnt have said it better myself!!
TOTALLY AGREE.🍒
I love how when he mentions his kids and looking after them, his wife is raising the kids, and when its him, he's babysitting 😂 oh Michael
Ana Correia this is not really funny as 95% of men say this. It is time as mothers we teach our sons a different way to think. 🤦♀️
@@private15 I would say this is changing for sure ... men generally now do take on a more active role.
I think he says it to be funny
In his political incorrectness he looks purposefully for what triggers people and makes it funny.
Good job raising sons to take care of their children and not babysit I've done same.
It takes time for the buzz words to have true meaning
Ana Correia My son-in-law is at this moment putting all three boys to bed, while my daughter is at a meeting. He’s always been involved - I don’t think they consider this babysitting.
I hate when my husband says this 😡
@@erinaa9486 I don't have kids but I think if I did and my husband said this I would reach the end of my tether 😂
"...replaced by the nightshift crew..." 😂👍
I read this just as he said it 😂😂😂
I love everything Michael McIntyre . He's awesome. 🤣😁🙂
Hello Lynn how are you doing today merry
my dog listening to those sounds with the most amazing "wtf" expression at the silly human noises lol
Haha lol
Michael mcintyre is the best comedian to ever grace this planet 👌
I agree he is the best.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Needed a real laugh, thank you Michael!
He’s THE BEST. BRILLIANT SO FUNNY. I’ve watched all his shows multiple times and still laugh. Good for the soul.
Hello Ozzee how are you doing today merry Christmas
Yes it is very good for us.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Lovely lovely man. What we need in 2020.
I first discovered him on Facebook, and try to find new videos when I can. Even living in the US 🇺🇸 I can relate, it's so hilarious!
Because his experiences are so universal!
With the animals saying "hellloooooo" hahahahaha that made me laugh so much
Hello Shell how are you doing today merry Christmas
Michael is so funny!
As someone who grew up in Devon, his impression of countryside people has me absolutely dead 😂
Lmao that “hello? Hellooooo?” Noise might have been either a cat, a crow or a raven
I'm guessing a neighbor, apologizing for not coming earlier.
I can definitely say the fox makes the freakiest noise and it does get dark compared to the city. Glad I ain't the only one
Oh my gosh! Thank you for all the wonderful laughter!! I really enjoy your shows!!!
I cant stop laughing! 😂😂😂
Brilliant guy..
It's 9:30 in the morning and I'm laughing tears, thanks Michael for a great start of my day.
honestly the funniest man of our generation 😂
I am binge watching this incredibly talented man. So intelligent, such high energy! Love him!
Great stress reliever, cracking me up every time, Michael McIntyre,😂
I am! August 2021! Pissed off with my husband… he’s gone to bed, Thankyou God! Enjoying the incredible Michael… cheered up no end, in fact I may even be civil in the morning after a night watching this brilliant man!!🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Loved this show!!!...I have watched the Netflix one twice...he is hilarious 😁😁
He calls looking after his own kids "babysitting" and wonders why his wife is at the end of her tether?
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I haaaaate men who refer to looking after or spending time with their own children as babysitting.
I 🤔 those gems are for laughing at when rewatching!
They're jokes you twats.
@@mars109 it isn't the concept of looking after the kids they're upset at. It's that he called it "babysitting" and you don't babysit your own kids. If no one laughed at the "I babysit my kids" line it wasn't a joke
What an uplifting young man! Very clever!
Brilliant! Spot on Michael! Inclusive of the darkness at night! Splendid!
This guy makes me laugh until I lose my breath!! SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
I was born in Brooklyn, New York and my dad immigrated here. I’m a huge Michael McIntyre fan and I’m trying to get my dad on to him but he Doesn’t quite understand him all the time so I have to pause it often to explain his jokes, so it takes me a few hours to get through a couple of Michael McIntyre clips hehe. Anyways I love this guy!
I keep my son updated on how much patience I have left in a given day.😆
Love his humour. He's always funny.🤣🤣🤣
I don't even have Netflix cause I don't have the time for it. You've made me reconsider just so I can watch your new show!!
It’s fab. Make the move 😁
So worth it!
Or The Last Kingdom 😉
@@manchestertart5614 Is season 5 of The Last Kingdom out now ?
@@manchestertart5614 his new show I didn't fancy too much, but the last kindom... 😍❤️😍❤️😍😂
Me... binge watching! I adore him!
All credit to the guy running the spotlight, there is a bloke really earning his money!
Michael gets me through my day he's hilarious 😂
Best British comedian for years.
All these comments about when he said about babysitting his kids... it’s a joke, my god. 😭😭 He literally dotes on his children. It’s a part of his stand up. Loosen up like damn. 😂
Thank you!Needed saying.
Just because he's a comedian doesn't mean every part of every sentence is a joke.
Well I can’t believe some people are triggered ...he’s a comedian...well said Lucy ....
@@icarusgotooclose Well, where I live, in the north east, both mams and dads will say they're 'baby-sitting', if they can't go somewhere because their spouse has arranged to be out that night.
So, it didn't irk me in the slightest when he said he was 'baby-sitting'.
@@icarusgotooclose Also, most negotiations will start with the question "Can you do me a 'favour'?" ;)
Love this guy
Genius. Excellent reworking of the house in the country material, by the way. Even better now.
I’m sat here binge watching him 😂
Michael is the funniest man alive 😆
Think I've become a Michael Macintyre binge watcher too!!!
Hello jenn how are you doing today merry Christmas
This man always makes me laugh so hard
The "hello" was just another neighbour waiting to meet him.
Absolutely fantastic!!!!
I wish I get to see you performing live some day! You’re my favorite!
He really is so good, isn't he. Simply fabulous with accents and sounds. He's worried about being in the dark in the country? He should try living in regional Australia and all the resident Marsupials, come out, only at night.
Yes I know what you are talking about. Lol. From Tasmania Australia. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
MICHAEL MCINTYRE IS AWESOME!!!!!!
I’ve been laughing so hard-I started coughing and almost flipped a lung out!!!
I have never laughed so much for a long time 😂🤣😂🤣😂 it's so funny because it's true 😁
I grew up in a small town, and now when I visit I find the darkness so relaxing, gotta find a small town to move back to :)
I came here at the 'end of my tether' but this has cheered me up immensely 😂
This is still one of my favorite of his stand up routines
Who is the lady with the glasses what is she called
"He didn't disappoint..." lol!
Omg..i just peed myself from laughter is wish he would do a show in the Netherlands.😂😂😂😂😂😂
The KING of comedy, he should change his title to the KING of comedy.
His 'dentist' story is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Fair play to whoever controls the spotlight for him haha
“There might be another man in the house.”🤣
I love listening to him talking about living in the country cause I’ve lived in the country my whole life 😂😂
Whenever I feel down or worn out and in need of a pick- me- up I watch him and all is well again. Cures just about everything!:)
One can approximate where on the tether a woman is.. maybe mostly women can tell :)
Haha! Yes. My husband is learning. He listens now for how loud my teeth are grinding and how tight my jaws are clenched. Of course, by that time, it's much, much too late. Best to head to the store for milk and hope the kids are still breathing when he returns.
The tether can end quite suddenly...I surprise even myself 🤦♀️
Great stuff Michael. 😼🤩☺️
We can't inform about where we are on our tether-line, cuz we really don't know until it snaps!
Hello Brandy how are you doing today merry Christmas
I've lived in the countryside for 20 years.. maybe England countryside is different but I honestly would never go back to a town or city.. the air is clean, it's quiet, nobody comes round to our house apart from the mailman or delivery drivers, the only disadvantage is the houses aren't cheap. The one across the road is for sale (beautiful big house surrounded by a tall hedge, completely cut off from everyone else in the village, though it needs a little work) it's up for £400,000-£650,000 ..for Scottish prices that is extortionate. The pink house across the road (beside it) has an indoor swimming pool and a gym. (I know this because before our house got rebuilt, we could peer in from the bathroom window of our previous house, which survived 2 world wars..it was a brilliant house considering it was damp and had uninvited slugs coming in)
I am bing watching. He is brilliant!
I needed this. Needed a laugh and MM always provides it.
The stand up was exceedingly satisfactory. *sips tea*
Michael you replenish so many souls all the time, I positively adore you, love from SA