Alex Hirsch: Gravity Falls will not give you the feels, I repeat it will NOT give you the feels. Stan: Look into my eyes Mabel, do you REALLY think I'm a bad guy?!" It gave you feels.....l
Also: "Do you want a fun, light-hearted show to watch with your kids? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! You can watch it anytime of day and night, it won't give you nightmares! I repeat, it WON'T give you nightmares!" *Animals weeping blood and chanting, possessed people turning heads 180°, zombies almost killing all the Pines, a Shapeshifter chasing and turning into them, a shuffled face..... * It gave you nightmares.
@@dwaugh2215 That's what I said, but then they told me that I owe them money since I watched it on a bootleg streaming website and I got the heck out of there while being chased by a mob of angry animators.
I love how, when the customers were chasing him, he says they were using his brand of pitchforks, and then all the pitchforks break, but not the baseball bat one of them had, because the bat wasn't a product of his
Dear Steve Pinington, Your "Rip Off" Easy to Remove Bandages promised me according to their packaging that they do not cause or give a person rashes. And yet, my entire family is breaking out in rashes and inflamed, itchy skin. I would violently chase you down the street, but all of my family's clean clothes have been stained by a bad sham towel, our pitchforks are flimsy, and our vacuum is on the fritz. All products of a man named Stan Pines, his products are almost as useless as yours. Signed, An Angry customer. PS: I just bought one of your new "What a Racket" Tennis Racquets. The wires were so tightly wound, one of them snapped and took out my sons eye. Expect a lawsuit.
Are you implying he might have snook back to New Jersey undetected and stole the World Famous Sign for his Mystery Shack? I wouldn’t be surprised that even a Persona Non Grata couldn’t stop him.
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Stan As Alex: Hi Im Alex!, Do You Need Entertainment? Then Watch My New Show!, Gravity Falls! It Won't Give You Da Feels, I Repeat It Wont Give You Da Feels.... It Gave Ya Da Feels
Gravity Falls, July 13, 2015: A great show with a mystery element and a lovable character named Steve *Pinington* Stranger Things, July 15, 2016: A great show with a mystery element and a lovable character named Steve *Harrington* I'm not saying The Duffer Brothers based Steve off of a one-off alias for a character from a children's cartoon, but the similarities are uncanny.
0:26 I like to imagine that the person who threw the pitcher was only supposed to toss the juice. However, they saw the bs scam Stan was setting up, so they just decided to chuck the whole thing at him
Given the names he can up with, the people who bought Stan's products should be angry with themselves for thinking the products would be good in the first place.
“Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls will not give you the feels, I repeat It won’t give you the feels!” It gave you the feels!
"Hi, I'm Alex Hirsch! Are you bored? Need something to kill a tiny half hour nugget of your time from cradle to grave? Then watch my show Gravity Falls! It won't give you feels. I repeat, it won't give you feels!" "It gave you feels."
Butch Hartman: “Dyna-Mice is NOTHING like Teen Titans Go! I repeat, it is NOTHING like Teen Titans Go!” Pan-Pizza: “It was EXACTLY like Teen Titans Go!”
Meanwhile Rick and Morty are watching Interdimensional Cabel: Stan: Won't give you rashes, repeat won't give you rashes Rick: Well this is the fakest (burps) ad I ever seen, he basically telling you its a fake Morty: Gee I I I don't know Rick, I'm tired of band aids getting me rashes, he kinda seems legit Rick: This is why we don't buy things off interdimensional tv
hayley Loughlin But since dimension C-137 and 46'\ are probably synced up time-wise, Morty wouldn't have been born when Stan's commercials were airing on TV during what is likely the early 70s.
"Hi! I'm Rich Moore! Are you looking for an animated film that's just the right combination of clever storytelling, funny animation, and issues relating to social prejudice of 21st century America? Then what you need is "Zootopia!" Made by the same people who brought you the 1st video game movie that doesn't suck! That's Zootopia for ya. It's funny, clever, and best of all, it won't give you feels, I repeat, it won't give you feels." It gave you feels
Stan: The rip off won't give you rashes, I repeat, It won't give your rashes. *IT WON'T GIVE YOU RASHES* Also Stan: It gave you rashes. (Stan gets chased by an angry mob with rashes)
Dear Stan Pines WTF DID YOU PUT BLUE DYE ON THE SHAM TOTALS!!!!!! WHY COULDN’T YOU DRY IT OFF BEFORE YOU SOLD IT! Signed Angry customer P.S. Please make these pitchforks better glued on AND THEN we wouldn’t chase you.
0:26 I'll never get tired of watching stan take a full pitcher of juice in the face. Did he nail this on the first take or did this happen multiple times before the commercial aired on TV. My curious mind still wonders to this day. 😅
Hi! I'm Steve Harvey! And are you sick of not getting what you want? Well then you need the Zodiac! It can get you whatever you want! It will not summon a one eyed demon, I repeat it will not summon a one eyed demon... "It summoned a one eyed demon"
Gaijin: ,,War Thunder is not frustrating and it is fun, I repeat, War Thunder is NOT frustrating and it is fun." ,,It was frustrating." ,,... to the point where it wasn't fun."
I'll be cool Trophy act like Stanley because his father kick him out the house because he ruined the Ms. Chalice's project he thought he's going to lose her forever because the college that'll be messed up right
(Based off of other comments but my own twist) Stan: Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Want to see an amazing show? Check out Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t make you cry, I repeat, it won’t make you cry. Stan: It made people cry. Crying people: You liar! But we still love your show! Sign our posters! Stan: Okay, that was actually pretty good.
Stan: randomly gets hit in the nose not showing pain and smiling Me: wait wut is dat thing fake didn’t it hurt heck I didn’t even see it move well that’s another mystery considering him self the man of mystery
This is the family friend version of Slippin' Jimmy (Saul Goodman). Slippn' Stanley if you will. Ford is the version of Chuck that manages to change his views and they get to live out the good ending.
The one time I disagreed with a writing choice on this show was the 'It gave you rashes" line. It would have been way funnier if they just held on that face, then cut to the rash-afflicted crowd chasing him and allowed the viewer to make that jump in their own heads.
"It won't give you rashes. I repeat, it won't give you rashes."
"It gave you rashes."
"Stan-Vac it sucks more than anything"
It does
ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅsᴍᴀɴ™ I fucking love the comedic timing in this show.
+Jordan Ang "its da sham total! "its a total sham!" LOL
"Gravity falls won't give you feels. I repeat, it won't give you feels."
"It gave you feels."
(Fanmade)
"Hi do you hate the cheap tennis rackets
that break easily?"
"THEN YOU NEED THE STANCKET!"
"MADE OF PURE TITANIUM!"
"what a racket!"
If Stan hadn't used such obivious names for his products, then he wouldn't have been kicked out of 32 states.
The fact people fell for them is the bigger crime.
I mean technically he could argue he was warning them
why am i have a feeling that i see you everywhere?
@Coconut Pal Stan Smith, excellent salesman terrible craftsman
Coconut Pal p
Stan-Vac
it sucks more than anything
+Jordan Ang gotta work on that.
That sounded wrong on more than one level.
Ferrell Kang so true
Jordan Ang
PFFT.
ONG YOUR COMMENT IS 666!!
EA: "All DLCs are free, I repeat, DLCs . . . are free."
"They're not free."
Stan is more honest then EA
Luckily they were chasing me with EA brand pitchforks.
(You must pay $5000 to use these pitchforks.)
"The rip off *WON'T* give you rashes, repeat *WON'T* give you rashes"
"It gave you rashes."
famous last words
Years later, that still makes me fall to the floor laughing
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia theme song plays.
(Stan gets chased by an angry mob with rashes)
Alex Hirsch: Gravity Falls will not give you the feels, I repeat it will NOT give you the feels.
Stan: Look into my eyes Mabel, do you REALLY think I'm a bad guy?!"
It gave you feels.....l
Also: "Do you want a fun, light-hearted show to watch with your kids? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! You can watch it anytime of day and night, it won't give you nightmares!
I repeat, it WON'T give you nightmares!"
*Animals weeping blood and chanting, possessed people turning heads 180°, zombies almost killing all the Pines, a Shapeshifter chasing and turning into them, a shuffled face..... *
It gave you nightmares.
angry customer: GIMME MY MONEY BACK!!!
@@dwaugh2215 That's what I said, but then they told me that I owe them money since I watched it on a bootleg streaming website and I got the heck out of there while being chased by a mob of angry animators.
can picture how this will be like for a mob chasing the EA company members, mainly star wars fans
This show wont make you cry i repeat wont make you cry
Also this show in the end gruncle stan looses his memory and has really emotional end
I love how, when the customers were chasing him, he says they were using his brand of pitchforks, and then all the pitchforks break, but not the baseball bat one of them had, because the bat wasn't a product of his
I’m the 420th like!
@@Hecuba107Ok?
Hi. I’m Stan Pines
Hi. I’m Steve Pinington
Hi. I’m Stenson Pinefield
Hi. I’m Hal Forrester
Hi. I’m Andrew ‘8 Ball’ Alcatraz
Hi. I love this guy
Hi! I'm Hal Forrester
Hi! I'm Stanford "Stan" Pines
Hi. I'm Stanford Pines
Hi. Im Nigel
Hi. I'm Robin McQueen...
Thats some poker face, he got a solid glass pitcher thrown in his face and didnt wince in pain
Henrik Magnusson oh he did, if you look real quick his cheek inflates a little like he's wincing
When it comes to Stan, you never know wether to facepalm or to cry.
or laugh
I enjoy how semi-honest these scams are! He directly says he's a crook in the taglines, yet in a way that fits the sale!
Dear Steve Pinington,
Your "Rip Off" Easy to Remove Bandages promised me according to their packaging that they do not cause or give a person rashes. And yet, my entire family is breaking out in rashes and inflamed, itchy skin. I would violently chase you down the street, but all of my family's clean clothes have been stained by a bad sham towel, our pitchforks are flimsy, and our vacuum is on the fritz. All products of a man named Stan Pines, his products are almost as useless as yours.
Signed,
An Angry customer.
PS: I just bought one of your new "What a Racket" Tennis Racquets. The wires were so tightly wound, one of them snapped and took out my sons eye. Expect a lawsuit.
XD
+Matthew Crawford lol
Matthew Crawford LMAO
lol
😂
Don't forget "What a Racket".
Or the Stan-Vac.
"Stan-Vac: It sucks more than anything!"
Veralos Gotta work on that.
“Just like you like it.”
0:50 that one guy who had a bat just sorta gave up
It’s Noah from Total Drama lol
Hey what's the point of an angry mob if your the only one with a weapon?
0:53 that one guy who’s smart enough to bring his own weapon.
0:18 Just realized the world famous sign in the background is identical to the one on the Mystery Shack
Are you implying he might have snook back to New Jersey undetected and stole the World Famous Sign for his Mystery Shack? I wouldn’t be surprised that even a Persona Non Grata couldn’t stop him.
A Tale of Two Stans. More like A Tale Of Two Scams. Am I right?
Lol!!!
Skylander Matt Aw stop it..
No
genas gallery yeah, more like hundreds of scams that Stan pulled off in that time of his life
You are right lad
“When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price”
-Stanley Pines
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
@@chefboiarby304- Stanford Pines
You know, the Total Shams could’ve been good if he didn’t use that dye on them.
I agree
Okay so if we take Stan as Mr. Krabs, Wendy as Squidward, Soos as Patrick, Mabel as SpongeBob and Gideon as Plankton we get...
The Krusty Krab
Robbie is Squidward
Sandy is Ford
@@KiloCreates0_0 nah I’d say Dipper would be Sandy because he’s more relevant than Ford
@@bengilhooly3616 true
I initially misread this as “Stan’s screams”, as in a compilation of him screaming and yelling, LOL…. Great video, Stan is such a lovable scoundrel!
Same💀
Stan As Alex: Hi Im Alex!, Do You Need Entertainment? Then Watch My New Show!, Gravity Falls! It Won't Give You Da Feels, I Repeat It Wont Give You Da Feels.... It Gave Ya Da Feels
+LegitSniper
sees Alex Hirsch running away from crying fans demanding season 3
you stole someone else's comment
*It Gave 'Em Da Feels
Are you sick of THIS always happening to YOU? *Pitcher of punch is thrown at Stan*
I just realized that the names are literal and they have a good meaning to the products.
Past Stan: “it won’t give you rashes I repeat it won’t give you rashes”
Present Stan: *IT GAVE YOU RASHES*
The delivery of that line “It gave you rashes” made me laugh so hard
@@TrickyPJM752 dude seriously when I first saw that eps when it came out I was dying from laughter
@@luvvsushi6581 Stanford: HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES
Stanley: Well I can always count on you for a warm welcome…
Gravity Falls, July 13, 2015: A great show with a mystery element and a lovable character named Steve *Pinington*
Stranger Things, July 15, 2016: A great show with a mystery element and a lovable character named Steve *Harrington*
I'm not saying The Duffer Brothers based Steve off of a one-off alias for a character from a children's cartoon, but the similarities are uncanny.
As a matter of fact both Gravity Falls and Stranger Things are kinda similar.
@@aarongaming2878I’ve seen both and don’t agree. Mind explaining how?
0:26 I like to imagine that the person who threw the pitcher was only supposed to toss the juice. However, they saw the bs scam Stan was setting up, so they just decided to chuck the whole thing at him
I don’t know wether if I should facepalm, laugh, or cry
All of them
Given the names he can up with, the people who bought Stan's products should be angry with themselves for thinking the products would be good in the first place.
Most likely, the term sham was only widespread after Stan here made fraudulent products. Hence...
"apparently gold is some kind of, rare metal."
Correction: its a transition metal stan
SHUT UP STANFORD!!
“Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls will not give you the feels, I repeat It won’t give you the feels!” It gave you the feels!
Kinda one of the reasons I mostly watch Disney XD all day. 😅
Alex: SUCKERS!!!!
"Hi, I'm Alex Hirsch! Are you bored? Need something to kill a tiny half hour nugget of your time from cradle to grave? Then watch my show Gravity Falls! It won't give you feels. I repeat, it won't give you feels!"
"It gave you feels."
Stan literally got banned from the state he was born in.
"Its a total sham!" More like its a total scam XD
That’s what sham means you idiot
@@maxzur8500 Don't be rude.
I Thought He Just Removed The *E*
xall0xed redditors when they post their dying obese cat onto chonkers and get 21.5k upvotes
Shamwow
Butch Hartman: “Dyna-Mice is NOTHING like Teen Titans Go! I repeat, it is NOTHING like Teen Titans Go!”
Pan-Pizza: “It was EXACTLY like Teen Titans Go!”
Assuming anything made by modern Butch Hartman has quality is more hilarious than anything he could make.
You know what, I am sick of random pitchers of pinch flying in my face. I think I need the Sham Total
It's a total sham!
Meanwhile Rick and Morty are watching Interdimensional Cabel:
Stan: Won't give you rashes, repeat won't give you rashes
Rick: Well this is the fakest (burps) ad I ever seen, he basically telling you its a fake
Morty: Gee I I I don't know Rick, I'm tired of band aids getting me rashes, he kinda seems legit
Rick: This is why we don't buy things off interdimensional tv
hayley Loughlin But since dimension C-137 and 46'\ are probably synced up time-wise, Morty wouldn't have been born when Stan's commercials were airing on TV during what is likely the early 70s.
Maggie Holtzapfel it’s from a multiverse where Stan’s scams worked. Not the products, mind you
0:48 those pupils though :(
Wow... I actually got likes in my comments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Literally the best episode ever. 😂😂😂
Some people had Goosbumps from Stans fake IDs... Me... I wasn't suprised... Not one bit...
0:26 it's the man behind the slaughter
William's backstory revealed
1:12: It gave you rashes🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stan's scams...
Try saying that 5 times as fast
m1n3 c7afty
STANSSCAMSSTANSSCAMS STANSSCAMSSTANSSCAMS STANSSCAMS
Sans scams
It wasn't that hard
I DID IT I'M DEFINITELY NOT LYING TO YOU
0:23 are you sick of this always happening to you? * gets intire juice cup throne at him *
XD THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME 😂
*entire, not intire.
0:53 😂 "Suckers!" it reminds me when Soldier from Team fortress 2 says "Maggots!"
He was so desperate to make as much money as his brother would've made as a super-scientist, that's dedication right there
"Watch Gravity Falls. It won't give you feels. I repeat it won't give you feels."
It gave you feels
I DIDNT GET THE JOKE BEHIND SHAM TOTAL'S SLOGAN BACK THEN AND NOW I DO LMAO IM DYING
im surprised the glass jug didn’t give him a concussion
Yeah and Stan didn’t even scream in pain when that jug hit him.
This is both funny and tragic. Which is basically the motto of Gravity Falls.
This was a particularly funny part of the episode. 😊
Still waiting for the "See you next summer!".
Sobbing, sobbing, sobbing...
1:06 hey it lived up to its name
"Hi! I'm Rich Moore! Are you looking for an animated film that's just the right combination of clever storytelling, funny animation, and issues relating to social prejudice of 21st century America? Then what you need is "Zootopia!" Made by the same people who brought you the 1st video game movie that doesn't suck! That's Zootopia for ya. It's funny, clever, and best of all, it won't give you feels, I repeat, it won't give you feels." It gave you feels
I can't believe he named the bandages "Rip-off" 🤣🤣🤣
Even though it was totally a rip off
The rip off is a rip off! Get it?
Ya
@SArpnt .
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
@SArpnt lmao
Imagine the stuff you’d have to pull off to get banned from New Jersey. Everything is legal in Jersey.
” it won’t give you rashes I repeat it won’t give you rashes! It give you rashes!”
Stan: The rip off won't give you rashes, I repeat, It won't give your rashes.
*IT WON'T GIVE YOU RASHES*
Also Stan: It gave you rashes.
(Stan gets chased by an angry mob with rashes)
"Gold is some kind of rare metal" Me: ( face palms )
Stan Pines is like if he's the Mr krabs version of this cartoon.
Roses are red
Stan's products are trash
The Rip-off bandage
Will give you a rash
0:54
Bruh Stan is driving towards the ocean lol.
0:42 That face just makes me feel bad for her, even I'd it's a cartoon
No one:
Wish ads: 0:36
Dear Stan Pines
WTF DID YOU PUT BLUE DYE ON THE SHAM TOTALS!!!!!! WHY COULDN’T YOU DRY IT OFF BEFORE YOU SOLD IT!
Signed
Angry customer
P.S.
Please make these pitchforks better glued on AND THEN we wouldn’t chase you.
Dear Robojaney
SUCKER!!!!
Signed
Stan Pines
Stan is hilarious
I love the rip off ad. Its so funny for a variety if reasons
this is accurately how we are in new jersey
Fellow New Jersey native here, and I can confirm this.
I realized the Sham Total name joke, but it took me until right now to realize they made the same joke with the Rip Off
0:26 I'll never get tired of watching stan take a full pitcher of juice in the face. Did he nail this on the first take or did this happen multiple times before the commercial aired on TV. My curious mind still wonders to this day. 😅
"Rocksteady: The DLC for Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League will be 100% free, I repeat: The DLC will be 100% free."
"It wasn't 100% free."
0:30 how does that work, cleaning up cranberry stains on the moon
It was that time period back then, nobody knew anything back then.
1:12 It gave ya rashes 🤣
(Stan gets chased by an angry mob with rashes)
Hi! I'm Steve Harvey! And are you sick of not getting what you want? Well then you need the Zodiac! It can get you whatever you want! It will not summon a one eyed demon, I repeat it will not summon a one eyed demon...
"It summoned a one eyed demon"
Gaijin: ,,War Thunder is not frustrating and it is fun, I repeat, War Thunder is NOT frustrating and it is fun."
,,It was frustrating."
,,... to the point where it wasn't fun."
You know something, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest that this was the sole reason for Stan's fake ID's.
I find it so funny that he was literally banned from
US states
I just realized the stan scam is basically a vince offer meme
“Sham-Total”
hmmmm…
*gets flashbacks of Sham-Wow*
Matpat would have made a theory about how there all the same person
SUCKERS
0:58 is that rigby and mordecai fused????
Maaybee...🤣🤣🤣
I'll be cool Trophy act like Stanley because his father kick him out the house because he ruined the Ms. Chalice's project he thought he's going to lose her forever because the college that'll be messed up right
I like the guy with a baseball bat acting like a bat broke
(Based off of other comments but my own twist)
Stan: Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Want to see an amazing show? Check out Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t make you cry, I repeat, it won’t make you cry.
Stan: It made people cry.
Crying people: You liar! But we still love your show! Sign our posters!
Stan: Okay, that was actually pretty good.
I repeat, it does not give you rashes.
*It gave you rashes.*
(Stan gets chased by an angry mob with rashes)
Stan: randomly gets hit in the nose not showing pain and smiling
Me: wait wut is dat thing fake didn’t it hurt heck I didn’t even see it move well that’s another mystery considering him self the man of mystery
1:15 little soos was running in the horde of people too
You know how Gravity Falls and Star vs the Forces of Evil are friends kinda?
Stanco
Starco
this is fine.
*"IT'S A TOTAL SHAM!"* more like...
*'IT'S A TOTAL SCAM!"*
Sham
1.a thing that is not what it is purported to be.
2. bogus; false.
3. falsely present something as the truth.
THE SHAMWOOHOO
Julia Orpiano Teehee
Dear Ryan, can you...
Stetson Pinefield and Andrew "8-Ball" Acatraz are mentioned in Not What He Seems.
Is it just me or is Stan just a family friendly Trevor Fillips?
This is the family friend version of Slippin' Jimmy (Saul Goodman). Slippn' Stanley if you will. Ford is the version of Chuck that manages to change his views and they get to live out the good ending.
@@chefboiarby304 that's what i was thinking about
The one time I disagreed with a writing choice on this show was the 'It gave you rashes" line. It would have been way funnier if they just held on that face, then cut to the rash-afflicted crowd chasing him and allowed the viewer to make that jump in their own heads.
Stan Pines=Shouty Man!
He's also like Mr krabs (a bit)
At 0:53 Stan is driving his car on the boardwalk heading towards to ocean.
Pennsylvania is the others way Stan...
Why didn't stan just say use the shammie if you wanna make your clothes dyed blue?
0:37 it's a total sham more like (it's a total shame)
1:06 Ripoff (🤨)
Stan Co. Livestock Hygiene Kit
It’s total hogwash!