My favourite joke from every episode of Gravity Falls

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  • @3WV33
    @3WV33 4 месяца назад +10309

    see how most of these are by stan, thats right reason no.12846389246392746 why stan is peak

  • @Acceleration299
    @Acceleration299 4 месяца назад +6790

    "those people are called animators!"

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 4 месяца назад +6836

    "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!!!!!"
    "fair enough.."

    • @CurledRuby85
      @CurledRuby85 4 месяца назад +347

      He didn’t even sound threatened, merely informed of the situation.

    • @whenimchaos6186
      @whenimchaos6186 4 месяца назад +78

      That will forever be my favorite line from the show

    • @SpringTheThing
      @SpringTheThing 4 месяца назад +24

      OMG I read this as soon as it said it😭😭

    • @sheenpailovesu7841
      @sheenpailovesu7841 4 месяца назад +100

      In Spanish he says "REMEMBER I CAN SELL YOU TO THE ZOO FATHER." Which is incredible also

    • @SebastianMelendez-ud1ob
      @SebastianMelendez-ud1ob 4 месяца назад +12

      @@sheenpailovesu7841
      Me parece bien.

  • @longforari
    @longforari 4 месяца назад +1471

    Mabel and Wendy instantly sticking up for Susan's mascara is so needlessly sweet

    • @egg_l0rd13
      @egg_l0rd13 4 месяца назад +141

      She’s doing her best

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 3 месяца назад +118

      Women supporting women

    • @sena7386
      @sena7386 3 месяца назад +34

      Why did I read this as sticking up for Susan's maracas? I was very confused.

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 3 месяца назад

      They're girl's girls

    • @magic2546
      @magic2546 16 дней назад +5

      ​@sena7386I read it as massacre for some reason.

  • @Colossaldud
    @Colossaldud 4 месяца назад +8706

    1:02 one thing I find funny about that is that the whole reason he even started watching the show was bc he was too lazy to get up and find the remote and yet he got up to go get ice cream

    • @Jotassium_Vilanova
      @Jotassium_Vilanova 4 месяца назад +331

      TRUE THO

    • @MystikoBlu
      @MystikoBlu 4 месяца назад +542

      As I've heard some other guy say, this man has good priorities.

    • @PeridotEX
      @PeridotEX 4 месяца назад +370

      Commercial break after he was already invested

    • @postironichno_innit
      @postironichno_innit 4 месяца назад +196

      Maybe he has a secret ice cream stash under the couch

    • @Colossaldud
      @Colossaldud 4 месяца назад +90

      @@postironichno_innit I wouldn't be surprised

  • @SammyTheSillyo-o
    @SammyTheSillyo-o 4 месяца назад +2648

    The fact Gravity Falls is meant to be a KIDS show and all Alex did was think “hm, what do *_I_* wanna see?”
    like he literally has my humor 😭

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 4 месяца назад

      Alex Hirsch is a flimsy plastic 3D mask Bill Cipher uses to influence our timeline. You're already infected. Accept fate. CONFORM. BINGE. OBEY.

    • @thebigm7558
      @thebigm7558 4 месяца назад +43

      And compared to Rick & Morty. Which has only become worse because they had no plan

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 4 месяца назад +69

      He fought the censorship too!

    • @ziid591
      @ziid591 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@DoofenSpyroDragon16yes the video where you seem exchanging emails with the disney censorship is incredible

    • @corbonoboi6679
      @corbonoboi6679 2 месяца назад +2

      Dark humor on Disney XD

  • @achannel467
    @achannel467 4 месяца назад +3342

    Tell me your favorite character is Stan without telling me your favorite character is Stan

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 4 месяца назад +2584

    I like that it’s all silly jokes but then out of nowhere we get one of the most disturbing moments in the show with the face-hole-shuffling.

    • @Ilikebugsiguess
      @Ilikebugsiguess 4 месяца назад

      “I ate a man alive tonight.”

    • @C-4-fs1vg
      @C-4-fs1vg 4 месяца назад +76

      Traumatized me as a kid 😭

    • @possessedpicklejar4762
      @possessedpicklejar4762 4 месяца назад +14

      @@C-4-fs1vg darn right it did

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 4 месяца назад +30

      I did not wanna see THAT again… now that is just disturbing.

    • @nemnyoom
      @nemnyoom 4 месяца назад +27

      maybe it's just that i was a few years out of the target demographic age when this aired, but i just found it hilarious?

  • @KirbyChan
    @KirbyChan 4 месяца назад +3406

    Love how most of these are Stan. Proof that he’s the best character

    • @Siler95
      @Siler95 4 месяца назад +16

      bill is slightly better imo

    • @Miss_in.808
      @Miss_in.808 4 месяца назад +38

      ​@@Siler95 Son dos tipos de personajes diferentes, pero igual de geniales a mí parecer jsjs

    • @Dawid23_Gamer
      @Dawid23_Gamer 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Miss_in.808 ah yes, I wish I will be able to randomly start speaking Spanish for no reason one day too lol

    • @squishyty918
      @squishyty918 4 месяца назад +51

      @@Dawid23_GamerOr maybe, hear me out for a second, Spanish is their primary language

    • @Siler95
      @Siler95 4 месяца назад +14

      @@squishyty918 no way that can’t be possible

  • @AFoundationFoul
    @AFoundationFoul 4 месяца назад +4771

    bro I EAT KIDS is diabolical , it's illegal for a cartoon to be that funny 😭😭😭😭

    • @gaelmendez2798
      @gaelmendez2798 4 месяца назад +188

      This is the comedy police, the jokes too funny

    • @Cansu_LMK
      @Cansu_LMK 4 месяца назад +78

      IT'S SO CINAMATIC

    • @TheWolvyrne
      @TheWolvyrne 4 месяца назад +72

      Genuinely the joke I always laugh the hardest at

    • @musiclife9229
      @musiclife9229 4 месяца назад +56

      WHAT THE H?!

    • @harrisontownsend910
      @harrisontownsend910 4 месяца назад +21

      With no cops around, anything is legal.

  • @capofsno
    @capofsno 4 месяца назад +1219

    4:32 “tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” has lived in my head for years

    • @Afanof1
      @Afanof1 4 месяца назад +53

      "I got some children to make into corpses" for me

    • @death_itself4509
      @death_itself4509 3 месяца назад +17

      That made me laugh so hard, and I don't know why-

    • @Shrimpzo
      @Shrimpzo 3 месяца назад +2

      Man what creams?

    • @SquirmieWormington
      @SquirmieWormington 3 месяца назад +3

      Along with “NO DICE, COWBOY!”

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 3 месяца назад +2

      ... only the richest of C R E A M S

  • @Dead-or-Alive1985
    @Dead-or-Alive1985 4 месяца назад +1290

    “Where are we?? The seventies???” is SUCH an underrated joke in this series and I’m so glad it’s getting more attention

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation 4 месяца назад +159

      The funniest part about it is that it's not just Mabel pulling the response out of nowhere because she's dumb: she heard Oregon Trail and probably thought of the video game that was created in the seventies

    • @taffy711
      @taffy711 4 месяца назад +52

      ​@@MaximizedAnimation or that some of the westward expansion on the oregon trail happened in the 1870's

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 3 месяца назад +3

      2:10

    • @aduckofsomesort
      @aduckofsomesort 3 месяца назад +2

      Por que no los dos

    • @jinxxdd
      @jinxxdd 2 месяца назад +3

      *goes back to dinosaur times* why are we in the 1900s??

  • @IncoisaRadio87
    @IncoisaRadio87 4 месяца назад +1512

    "I heart kids" is my favorite solely by how many jokes it manages to cram into 45 seconds. A masterclass in comedy.

    • @HELLO-c2w
      @HELLO-c2w 4 месяца назад +192

      “Mommy is that floating head in the sky eat us?” “Yes he will Charlie yes he will.” And “NO ITS HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR HORRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING”

    • @danielogipl7051
      @danielogipl7051 4 месяца назад +118

      -let her rip!
      -oh no, a letter rip!

    • @Crumbles_is_suicidal
      @Crumbles_is_suicidal 4 месяца назад +11

      WHAT THE “H”?

    • @melvinschrab505
      @melvinschrab505 4 месяца назад +63

      WHAT THE H!

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 4 месяца назад +38

      @@melvinschrab505 " Gets hit by the letter H "

  • @vixenplayz7239
    @vixenplayz7239 4 месяца назад +2721

    5:07 was the best one 😭 he actually sounded so disappointed in himself

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 4 месяца назад +352

      Raised the dead 🙄
      Raised the dead... 😔

    • @kaydinolfo5291
      @kaydinolfo5291 4 месяца назад +52

      The best joke was when soos got bitten

    • @evanhernandez2071
      @evanhernandez2071 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@kaydinolfo5291 Question, can I eat your brains? Yeih, or neih? I'm seeing some yeih faces here.

    • @uraniumrodmuncher
      @uraniumrodmuncher 4 месяца назад +104

      ‘raise the dead 🙁’
      ‘And what did you do!?’
      ‘raise the dead 🙁’

    • @romagp3659
      @romagp3659 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@uraniumrodmuncherraise the dad 😅😆
      (Sorry, I couldn't not to joke about it)

  • @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers
    @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers 3 месяца назад +639

    0:19 note how the seatbelt is attached to the window, probably because they had to animate it in last second. he would 100% do this without a seatbelt

    • @katbird2699
      @katbird2699 3 месяца назад +115

      I can just see this being a moment of 'Alex versus Disney sensors' where they're like "hey we can't show somebody driving a car without wearing a seatbelt, people will complain" and Alex was just like 'dude what'

    • @hannahc875
      @hannahc875 2 месяца назад +37

      One of my fav things from listening to the episode commentaries was that the censors did not have a problem with Bipper throwing himself down stairs, stabbing forks into his arms, or pouring soda into his eyeballs. No. They just required he be animated BUCKLING HIS SEATBELT.

    • @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers
      @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers 2 месяца назад +14

      @@hannahc875 REAL honestly, like a dream demon possessing the body of a preteen harming said body for _fun_ was somehow less bad than grunkle stan just not wearing a seatbelt, which, if we’re being honest here, he would totally do anyways

    • @hannahc875
      @hannahc875 2 месяца назад +8

      @@arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers in this case I meant Bipper, which is even wilder, because as you say he was hurting Dipper's body for funsies. Also, considering how old the Stanley Mobile is, I bet irl it wouldn't even have seatbelts!! And like you said, Stan wouldn't bother so he ain't getting em installed.

  • @valensr.379
    @valensr.379 4 месяца назад +2937

    0:47 omg i just remembered that this part is even funnier in the latin spanish dub because Gideon said "remember that I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭

    • @G4ckp0id
      @G4ckp0id 4 месяца назад +130

      SI AJAKKDKW PENSÉ QUE IBA A SER IGUAL EN INGLÉS PERO NO💔

    • @ianagulino6653
      @ianagulino6653 4 месяца назад +108

      Gideon en español es tremendo loco

    • @alex._420
      @alex._420 4 месяца назад +59

      LMAO THAT'S CRAZY

    • @EverCaelum
      @EverCaelum 4 месяца назад +23

      JAJAJAJA SI ME ACUERDO

    • @user-AstroVespers
      @user-AstroVespers 4 месяца назад +10

      Lmaoooo

  • @allelon8284
    @allelon8284 4 месяца назад +1210

    2:10 the way she so earnestly said "the 70s?!?" caught me so off guard, its killing me

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 месяца назад +776

    7:39 gotta respect Dipper. My man stuck to his guns.

    • @thegamergamin702
      @thegamergamin702 4 месяца назад +55

      He may not have the hair to prove it, but he has balls real men would dream to have.
      Edit: Didn't mean to make that sound weird but here we are

    • @Ari-gp3im
      @Ari-gp3im 4 месяца назад +8

      One of my favorites

    • @brostr1derkisser
      @brostr1derkisser 3 месяца назад +1

      Hal

    • @Faunadude
      @Faunadude 2 месяца назад +1

      Bro

    • @Faunadude
      @Faunadude 2 месяца назад +1

      Hal

  • @Natalie-oi3ly
    @Natalie-oi3ly 4 месяца назад +353

    i'm sorry but "we don't serve miners" will forever be the funniest joke in the wax episode to me 😂

    • @Natalie-oi3ly
      @Natalie-oi3ly 4 месяца назад +34

      also "won the election in a landslide" from the pioneer episode lmao

    • @anayerissdunn3859
      @anayerissdunn3859 3 месяца назад +15

      i feel like no one talks about the miner enough it’s SO FUNNYY😭🤣🤣

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 2 месяца назад +13

      @@anayerissdunn3859 I also love Soos saying "Dysentery's gonna get you dawwwg" as he's chasing a Blind Eye member with the dysentery sign

  • @Twig0622
    @Twig0622 4 месяца назад +626

    0:34 the thing is, since the wax figures are alive it probably actually was wax John wilksbooth

  • @Guyinthechair-w9z
    @Guyinthechair-w9z 4 месяца назад +293

    0:15 “Grunkle Stan are you also wearing a blindfold no but with these cataracts I might as well be what is that a wood pecker” BANGER LINE

  • @BarackObamaOficial
    @BarackObamaOficial 4 месяца назад +925

    9:46 “‘John Paul Sauntra postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.’ ‘Totally righteous bro.’ ‘I know!’” Definitely the best part.

    • @Aisubun
      @Aisubun 4 месяца назад +70

      Jean Paul Sartre actually
      I only know this because I'm a NieR Automata fan but still

    • @User_305aq2
      @User_305aq2 4 месяца назад +21

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @thearchitect7650
      @thearchitect7650 4 месяца назад

      ​@@User_305aq2 That was Camus

    • @Th4st
      @Th4st 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@User_305aq2 Albert Camus wrote about Sisyphus

    • @RTWLR
      @RTWLR 4 месяца назад +2

      I did not get that at all

  • @someweirdo428
    @someweirdo428 4 месяца назад +290

    5:50 the fact that originally in the credits sequence giffiny was supposed to get a happy ending and get together with rumble but they decided that stan and goldy should get together instead is amazing

    • @theunexpectednoob
      @theunexpectednoob 3 месяца назад +11

      I think I enjoy Giffany better but this is still amazing

    • @DemonAltAlt
      @DemonAltAlt 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@theunexpectednoob
      who the hell is tiffany

    • @theunexpectednoob
      @theunexpectednoob 3 месяца назад +4

      Oops I mistyped Giffany sorry

    • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873
      @flipflopzthreeonethree1873 3 месяца назад +4

      I'm glad because when I saw these end credits at age 14 i died laughing

    • @Hybrifox_K.maskedmadness
      @Hybrifox_K.maskedmadness 2 месяца назад +1

      @@theunexpectednoobok im so sorry but
      Accidentally Misspelled

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 4 месяца назад +720

    I love how this show has so many great jokes, you could easily debate pretty much any of these... aside from the I Eat Kids segment. That one’s unquestionably the best joke of the episode.

    • @Thebelovedfloppydisc
      @Thebelovedfloppydisc 4 месяца назад +55

      What the H!

    • @j.r.tomlin4265
      @j.r.tomlin4265 4 месяца назад +5

      Underated comment totally agree

    • @jordanertz3034
      @jordanertz3034 4 месяца назад +56

      I EAT KIDS is genuinely my favorite piece of comedy in the entire series. For all the problems I have with The Love God they absolutely cooked with the comedy in that episode.

    • @Luke_SkywaIker
      @Luke_SkywaIker 4 месяца назад +13

      “I sure hope nobody died!”

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 4 месяца назад +8

      “You know who would look good in a sweater like that? Mrs. ____’s remains!”
      “Oh absolutely!”

  • @CARNAGEdotwav
    @CARNAGEdotwav 4 месяца назад +590

    i think the most interesting line in the series and by far the most overlooked one is where bill says to ford "woah dont have a heart attack, youre not 92 yet" like why are people pretending we didnt just find out how and when ford dies

    • @aduroatrox
      @aduroatrox 4 месяца назад

      Because Bill lies, you know? We know he knows a lot, but if he were omnicient, he'd know how to prevent his own death. Not to mention: Bill offered to let Ford join him as an all-powerful being, which would make it highly unlikely that Ford would be able to die of a heart attack, and he was confident he'd be able to defeat Ford. This indicates that Bill can't see into the future as much as he has good foresight due to all of his knowledge of past and present events

    • @DuckDukVR
      @DuckDukVR 4 месяца назад +3

      Becau

    • @lizardlover9941
      @lizardlover9941 4 месяца назад +37

      People can survive heart attacks maybe he has one then but survives

    • @hihowareyou717
      @hihowareyou717 4 месяца назад +36

      i think that's just a joke about old people having heart attacks, idk tho, the creators like hiding stuff in plain sight so maybe you're right

    • @existential_horror5045
      @existential_horror5045 3 месяца назад +29

      i think it's even funnier to imagine that bill is just trying to freak ford out by suggesting ages when he could die
      i took it the way you did too but like. this is bill we're talking about. he *would* give you wrong information about the date of your death just to mess with you

  • @PalisadePeryton
    @PalisadePeryton 4 месяца назад +4790

    Not having "HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER" is criminal
    Edit: I know I should have made it more clear that I was joking. I know it's just the video creator's favorites, there's nothing wrong with that

    • @JeremyBelpoisX
      @JeremyBelpoisX 4 месяца назад +34

      IKR

    • @ThatsYouTubular
      @ThatsYouTubular 4 месяца назад +85

      Eh, the joke is kinda overrated. (You can go ahead and attack me, I know I offended some people for sharing my opinion in the wrong place)

    • @311_arissa
      @311_arissa 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@ThatsYouTubulari dont get it though

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 4 месяца назад +274

      @@311_arissa it's funny because is marriage is terrible

    • @GenericYoutubeUsername4048
      @GenericYoutubeUsername4048 4 месяца назад +40

      ​@311_arissa "misses me" "but her aim is getting better"

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 4 месяца назад +680

    10:16 I have to come back and hear this properly, they synced up perfectly

    • @Southparkfan598
      @Southparkfan598 4 месяца назад +71

      Honestly they’re bond is way too underrated, they went from hating eachother to defending eachother in the span of a few episodes

    • @veryberry100
      @veryberry100 4 месяца назад +33

      ​@@Southparkfan598 Average sibling experience.

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 3 месяца назад +6

      They are so different yet so similar

  • @madelinegonzalez8819
    @madelinegonzalez8819 4 месяца назад +797

    It says a lot that 90% of this is Stan

    • @PongSong1
      @PongSong1 4 месяца назад +14

      Well actually there should be about 20 episodes per season, there's two seasons so that's 40 episodes, and I counted 24 jokes centered around Stanly, which means it's more like 65% Stan, which is more than any one charater, but still more than half in general.

    • @_stiffmeister33
      @_stiffmeister33 2 месяца назад +1

      @@PongSong1 "erm actually ☝️🤓" headahh lmaoo i'm sorry i couldn't not play that card 🤣💀

    • @PongSong1
      @PongSong1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@_stiffmeister33 I knew this day would come

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 4 месяца назад +142

    Love how Dipper didn’t panic and stuck to his guns when Pacifica showed up at the door. That kid’s got integrity.

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 14 дней назад

      I mean, at the time, he did hate her more than the rest.

  • @dorodoo3075
    @dorodoo3075 4 месяца назад +362

    Love how in the middle of lying about what happend to waddles stan goes "that really happend!" for no reason

    • @TheYisuz
      @TheYisuz 4 месяца назад +15

      because the pterodactyl stung him in the eyes... with his glasses on

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 4 месяца назад +227

    3:51 my favourite part is the punching noises when the woodpecker pecks him.
    also little dipper is full of god tier jokes, surprised gideon's breakdown or "text me a photo?" didn't make it into this.

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 4 месяца назад +34

      gideon's "MY LIGHT!!" and stans confused "yeah uh... youre the light of my life too kid" 😭😭

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra 4 месяца назад +16

      also the looped screaming sound
      also "and then the wolves came"
      actually pretty much everything about that scene is great

  • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 4 месяца назад +515

    0:32 I never understood the wax figure melting joke until a few years ago. I find this funny now.

    • @V_MC
      @V_MC 4 месяца назад +19

      I still don't understand it lol

    • @LisaVGG
      @LisaVGG 4 месяца назад

      Booth was the man who assassinated Lincoln, which is why he placed the blame on that statue

    • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
      @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 4 месяца назад +190

      @@V_MCThats what happens when you don't know your history. John Wilks Booth was the one who kill Abraham Lincoln from behind. It's funny because Stan accuses John Wilks Booth's wax figure of killing wax Abraham Lincoln..

    • @V_MC
      @V_MC 4 месяца назад +137

      @@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu oh yeah that makes sense, i'm not american so i wouldn't know. Thanks tho, learned something new today 👍

    • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
      @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 4 месяца назад +5

      @@V_MC You're welcome.

  • @Cyrusthewierdkid
    @Cyrusthewierdkid 4 месяца назад +554

    THAT TRANSITION THO WHATTT 1:32

    • @Siler95
      @Siler95 4 месяца назад +30

      that wasn’t a transition, it was in the episode, the clip just happened to end there.

    • @Cyrusthewierdkid
      @Cyrusthewierdkid 4 месяца назад +80

      @@Siler95 i know but the ending and the start mach up so perfectly it makes it look like it! right?

    • @RandomAnimatonFan3
      @RandomAnimatonFan3 4 месяца назад +15

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @Cyrusthewierdkid
      @Cyrusthewierdkid 2 месяца назад

      @@RandomAnimatonFan3yeah :D

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 4 месяца назад +84

    Personally, my favorite joke for "The love god" is Robbie's parents going "Oh no, i hope someone didnt die!" "Yes, that would be terrible!" and then chuckling

  • @bruhthatsdisgusting
    @bruhthatsdisgusting 4 месяца назад +454

    0:12 there’s like a 12% chance that another person also thought that string going up was also a lady bug crawling on they screen

    • @phantomkapok
      @phantomkapok 4 месяца назад +20

      i thought it was an ant for a split second because of the ant infestation we have

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 месяца назад +4

      I did

  • @DaughterofZeus392
    @DaughterofZeus392 3 месяца назад +25

    6:52 I can now just imagine Grunkle Ford walking into an airport and immediately getting arrested and him just calling Grunkle Stan saying "WHY DID I GET ARRESTED?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" 😂😂😂

  • @perry.the.weirdo
    @perry.the.weirdo 4 месяца назад +322

    8:10 is one of my all time favorite jokes

    • @sketchrad1016
      @sketchrad1016 4 месяца назад +3

      Pennsylvania mention

    • @s0ph053
      @s0ph053 2 месяца назад +2

      “It gave you rashes.”

  • @andrevl9952
    @andrevl9952 4 месяца назад +73

    0:46 in Spanish Gideon says "Remember I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭😭😭

    • @hello_ree
      @hello_ree 2 месяца назад +1

      yo te vere donde y cuando no se

  • @b_sofi_t.r.
    @b_sofi_t.r. 4 месяца назад +212

    The way that Grunkle Stan ALWAYS use he's car to break out anything, is just ✨Cinema✨

  • @Maria-ml5ol
    @Maria-ml5ol 4 месяца назад +256

    0:47 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!" i love gideon bro 😭

    • @80PercentUnreliable
      @80PercentUnreliable 4 месяца назад +31

      He just kinda exists at this point, but in a good way
      Also the “MY LIGHT!” And Stan responding with “Yeah, yeah, you’re the light of my life, too.” Is peak comedy

    • @cydneeclementineaquino7270
      @cydneeclementineaquino7270 4 месяца назад +8

      …fair enough.

    • @El_gato-interestelar123
      @El_gato-interestelar123 4 месяца назад +4

      In latin spanish he says "Remember i can sell you to the zoo, father!"

  • @Run2you10
    @Run2you10 4 месяца назад +169

    8:53 "MMMOOONNNNNNNY"

  • @rudevoices9204
    @rudevoices9204 4 месяца назад +68

    carpet diem's best gag to me is when stan catches Mabel reveling in her putting Dipper into a sleepover and Stan walks out and goes "Oh, you're at that creepy age where you're spying on girls, huh? well it's time you and i had a man to man talk about the birds and the bees!"
    and then pulls out "Why Am I So Sweaty??: Your Body Explained in Horrifyingly Uncomfortable Detail"

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 4 месяца назад +6

      Stan: and now you know where babies come from.
      Mabel (in Dipper’s body) Goodbye childhood…

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 4 месяца назад +66

    Underrated joke for Carpet Diem:
    Durland: “*gasp* a bearded witch chasing a talking pig!”
    Blubs: “... my horoscope came true!”

  • @galacticality
    @galacticality 4 месяца назад +72

    1:27 at Comic Con yesterday there was a little Dipper cosplayer on the Just Dance stage doing Dancing Queen 😭❤️ I was like “this feels so canon :’)” but I forgot it IS canon !!

    • @Adam-mh7zv
      @Adam-mh7zv 3 месяца назад +2

      He knew what he was doing

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 4 месяца назад +73

    2:48 The casualness in his voice is what gets me

  • @BLOOMMM2-l3j
    @BLOOMMM2-l3j 2 месяца назад +18

    4:24 darn 😑 beautiful 😕 men 😌 always 🫤 eating 😗 out 😖 of 🙃 my 🙂‍↔️ trash 😝 wait 😵‍💫 what🤨

  • @mathsarecool
    @mathsarecool 4 месяца назад +116

    4:58
    Mabel: Go Red Car!
    Soos: Go other Red Car!
    Dipper: *This would be a lot more fun with batteries*

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 4 месяца назад +288

    3:26 underrated joke

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 4 месяца назад +9

      I forgot about this one, and I love it so much

    • @Mienshaos
      @Mienshaos 4 месяца назад +21

      this whole compilation is full of underrated jokes

    • @thebombingsoda
      @thebombingsoda 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Mienshaos you could say that about most of the show

  • @montanajackson3713
    @montanajackson3713 4 месяца назад +25

    5:39 “Just kidding let’s break in!” 😂 one of my favorite stan lines.

  • @thatmexicanuzer
    @thatmexicanuzer 4 месяца назад +311

    I'm sorry but Big Henry is not only the best joke in Golf war, but the best joke overall in the series

    • @dude_thats_rowin
      @dude_thats_rowin 4 месяца назад +14

      It might just be one of the best jokes ever

    • @RandomAnimatonFan3
      @RandomAnimatonFan3 4 месяца назад +27

      Matt braly, (creator of amphibia), actually wrote that joke!!

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 4 месяца назад +31

      My personal fav in that episode is the "litterally no way you can drown" joke.

    • @mattiejam
      @mattiejam 4 месяца назад +3

      Remember Big Henry!

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 4 месяца назад +13

      “Pacifica’s rich Mabel, she’s cheating at life 🤷‍♂️”

  • @comicalcosmonaut959
    @comicalcosmonaut959 4 месяца назад +279

    Love how my favorite funny moment came from the second episode. That's how you yknow this show was funny 😂
    "What is that a woodpecker?"
    "AAAAH"

    • @mrmacho9874
      @mrmacho9874 4 месяца назад +15

      My ex wife still misses me..

    • @Insanity-nu6qr
      @Insanity-nu6qr 4 месяца назад +16

      BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

    • @plushdude600
      @plushdude600 4 месяца назад +6

      HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

    • @comicalcosmonaut959
      @comicalcosmonaut959 4 месяца назад +6

      Ya see? It's cuz marriage is terrible

  • @faisalliot
    @faisalliot 4 месяца назад +40

    9:20 Stan was having problems with Ford by here, and the last time he’d seen him before they’d been split apart was 30 years ago; when Stan had a mullet/long hair. Maybe he’s trying to remember that mindset, and internalizing those same feelings. And now trying to understand them in the physical sense lmao

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 месяца назад +89

    This show’s humour was peak, Stan really took the crown in being the funniest

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 4 месяца назад +98

    6:54 this one’s by far my favorite 😂 whole entire scene

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 4 месяца назад +7

      Same, easily top 3 best jokes in the show

    • @toribug1899
      @toribug1899 4 месяца назад +10

      “What the H?!” gets me every time

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 4 месяца назад +1

      @@toribug1899 same

    • @Muffinschaos
      @Muffinschaos 3 месяца назад

      The dramatic music gets me. 😂

    • @IMAWINR
      @IMAWINR 2 месяца назад

      ​@@toribug1899 H

  • @BraggisYT
    @BraggisYT 4 месяца назад +78

    “Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” 💀

  • @fruitybasil
    @fruitybasil 4 месяца назад +30

    i counted 26/41 jokes being stan-centric. quite fitting as he is the funniest man ever written

  • @aconcernedindividual297
    @aconcernedindividual297 4 месяца назад +67

    1:38 that's. That's just marshmallows. He's just serving marshmallows.

    • @GlmL-g5b
      @GlmL-g5b 4 месяца назад +6

      Pensé que era hielo...

    • @Brownies98
      @Brownies98 4 месяца назад +11

      It's packing peanuts

    • @elisabetheastwood5163
      @elisabetheastwood5163 3 месяца назад

      1. I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
      2. To the other two people who've replied to this, how do your guesses make less sense than marshmallows?

    • @Brownies98
      @Brownies98 3 месяца назад +1

      @@elisabetheastwood5163 they're shaped funny?

    • @aconcernedindividual297
      @aconcernedindividual297 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Brownies98 he would serve packing peanuts to be fair

  • @KyraClark-j8j
    @KyraClark-j8j 3 месяца назад +16

    0:48 my favorite line from the entire show. Peak comedy vocal performance

  • @Hattoresu
    @Hattoresu 4 месяца назад +112

    2:05 I love the way the man says “on this… OREGON TRAIL” almost like it’s a bad movie quote where they say the name of the movie _in_ the quote

  • @Evi19Black
    @Evi19Black 4 месяца назад +68

    7:05 it is still iconic

    • @MintelThames
      @MintelThames 4 месяца назад +2

      what the h

    • @IMAWINR
      @IMAWINR 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MintelThames H

    • @Evi19Black
      @Evi19Black 2 месяца назад

      es läuft :) hat mich zwar paar stunden gekostet aber es läuft

    • @Evi19Black
      @Evi19Black 2 месяца назад

      gute nacht

  • @plainoutnobody.justnobody597
    @plainoutnobody.justnobody597 Месяц назад +9

    1:09 the fact Stan canonically wrote a fanfic abt this 😭😭

    • @TheBlackCitrus
      @TheBlackCitrus Месяц назад

      WHERE???

    • @plainoutnobody.justnobody597
      @plainoutnobody.justnobody597 Месяц назад

      @ if you go on the book of bill website and spam Stan a bunch, after all the eBay links you get to a page called wheel of shame and if you scroll down you’ll find a thing called secret shames and there you’ll find where it said he wrote it

    • @teapartytaIes
      @teapartytaIes 23 дня назад

      WHAT

  • @Wormwithaberet
    @Wormwithaberet 4 месяца назад +23

    0:44 “I CAN BUY AMD SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!”
    “Fair enough….”
    One of my faves!

  • @Snyth2
    @Snyth2 4 месяца назад +38

    8:18 is definitely the one joke that made me laugh the most in the entire series

  • @svxd7369
    @svxd7369 4 месяца назад +123

    My favorite ones are:
    0:36 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!"
    0:54 "It's just like my life!... In a way."
    1:20 Dipper singing Disco Girl.
    1:35 Stan falling for the money.
    2:12 Dipper holding the black edges.
    2:22 "It still hurts but less."
    2:40 "I ate a man alive tonight."
    2:51 Stan using his old man powers to get into Cash Wheel.
    3:34 Mermando's failed escape plan.
    3:59 "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TV, it knows what I want."
    4:16 "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash. Wait what?"
    4:29 "NO DICE COWBOY!"
    4:51 Stan Vac.
    4:58 "This would be a lot more fun with batteries"
    5:05 Mabel disappointed in Dipper.
    5:34 "Just kidding, let's break in!"
    5:43 "Woah, children fighting. I could sell this."
    6:18 "Those people are called... Animators."
    6:53 I eat kids.
    7:33 "You're the worst"
    7:47 "Gah! Hot Belgian Waffles! Wait, I'm alone. I could swear for real. SON OF A...!"
    8:03 "It gave you rashes."
    8:50 "Money!"
    9:27 "How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face."
    10:08 "Can it Soos!"

    • @randomnumber27
      @randomnumber27 4 месяца назад +5

      isn't this.. just the entire video?

    • @itsjustalicia123
      @itsjustalicia123 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@randomnumber27it's missing 10 of the clips, but almost, yeah

    • @N1C0_THE-R3AL_D3ATH-B0Y
      @N1C0_THE-R3AL_D3ATH-B0Y 2 месяца назад +2

      For the ‘I eat kids’, one of the kids sounds suspiciously like Bill( 7:16 )…
      ALEX HIRSH
      Edit: for comparison here’s Bill ( 9:37 )

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 2 месяца назад +3

    The reason this show worked so well is it appeals to children and to adults. When you watch it as a kid, it’s just “haha cartoon funny” but as an adult you deep dive into the storyline and my god is it crazy

  • @BruceSepix
    @BruceSepix 4 месяца назад +57

    5:12 and what did you do. Raise the dead 😔

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 4 месяца назад +26

    The Love God episode may not be a fan favourite, but that 'I eat kids' bit is still one of the funniest things to come from Disney channel

  • @SwiftlyZone
    @SwiftlyZone 4 месяца назад +51

    2:19 this show is so creative oh my god😭

  • @lillyimaginator
    @lillyimaginator 4 месяца назад +34

    0:21 in my language dub it was “what’s that, a falafel stand?”

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 4 месяца назад +6

      oh my god thats 100% way funnier 😭😭

    • @lillyimaginator
      @lillyimaginator 4 месяца назад

      @@itsthejavavoid ruclips.net/video/SwXFM_0wPms/видео.htmlsi=_aODgknb4iNvRnFn
      Here it is 😂

  • @franciscosa1429
    @franciscosa1429 4 месяца назад +36

    5:47 WhoAh ChilDrEn FigHtIng i cAn SeLl ThIs😊😊😊😊😊

  • @greenorchidkid
    @greenorchidkid 3 месяца назад +5

    The comedy behind
    “Let her rip!”
    “Oh no, a letter rip!”
    “What the H??”
    Is so not talked about enough 😭

  • @gatewoodanimations9753
    @gatewoodanimations9753 4 месяца назад +32

    I so badly want to show this to someone who has never seen the show

  • @B0az0n
    @B0az0n 4 месяца назад +121

    7:17 Why does his voice remind me of Bill's?

    • @jesterpiesvoca
      @jesterpiesvoca 4 месяца назад +77

      voiced by Alex Hirsch

    • @RAREClamble7
      @RAREClamble7 4 месяца назад +26

      I like to think bill possessed him and we don’t see the eyes because he’s wearing sunglasses

    • @yellowest_axolotl
      @yellowest_axolotl 4 месяца назад +21

      Alex Hirch voices Bill, Stan, Soos, and a few others I think

    • @demonmaster666
      @demonmaster666 4 месяца назад +14

      @@yellowest_axolotlthe gnomes and old man mcgucket for a couple more

    • @yellowest_axolotl
      @yellowest_axolotl 4 месяца назад +3

      @@demonmaster666 ty

  • @Simon_Dunkaccino
    @Simon_Dunkaccino 4 месяца назад +19

    “and then the wolves came…” has permanently changed my brain chemistry

  • @loladgomez
    @loladgomez 4 месяца назад +5

    including the entirety of the "i eat kids" scene was the right move

  • @AartTheEpic
    @AartTheEpic 4 месяца назад +19

    7:45 ".. You're the worst." *SLAMS*

  • @Jordansklar0698
    @Jordansklar0698 4 месяца назад +47

    8:37 is the goat

  • @The.RandomTube
    @The.RandomTube 3 месяца назад +8

    8:00 I like how he directly looks at the camera 😂😂

  • @j.r.tomlin4265
    @j.r.tomlin4265 4 месяца назад +17

    1:00 "YES yes in your face Elizabeth its just like my life in a way." Not mentioned is Captiansaintrumpterfraple as Erathenablecokswanshlonterblockenhampterfumpenshire.

  • @FloridaMan27819
    @FloridaMan27819 3 месяца назад +11

    2:41 is downright diabolical😭

  • @motheroftheuniverse6140
    @motheroftheuniverse6140 4 месяца назад +13

    The fact that these are mostly Stan just proves he’s the funniest character ever

  • @darkfox1603
    @darkfox1603 4 месяца назад +11

    Saying that Preston getting his face fucked up by Bill is a joke is funny as hell to me

  • @Potterhead534
    @Potterhead534 2 месяца назад +4

    The cast had to get creative for “I HEART KIDS” ballon

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 2 месяца назад +9

    6:37 women protecting women

  • @johnchism3705
    @johnchism3705 4 месяца назад +27

    Beautiful. Carpet Diem is the funniest episode for me personally.

  • @MadForMinis
    @MadForMinis 4 месяца назад +57

    0:28 BILL CIPHER WINDOW

    • @stardewofpyrrhia4381
      @stardewofpyrrhia4381 4 месяца назад +15

      The fact that the Mystery Shack was built by Ford- He put those windows in himself 👀

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@stardewofpyrrhia4381the fact that Bill didn't meet Ford until four years after he moved to Gravity Falls- so either Bill's influence spreads deeper than we thought or Ford actually renovated his house for Billy boy

    • @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself
      @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself 4 месяца назад

      ​@@theflyingspaget Bill had been watching Ford for all his life so Bill might have had some influence of sorts(?)

  • @kittymalmeow2392
    @kittymalmeow2392 Месяц назад +3

    2:32 never forget that dipper almost got mauled by a mountain lion, but was saved by paranormal acts

  • @maho9139
    @maho9139 3 месяца назад +3

    nice to see people still remembering this show, currently rewatching this rn and the animation and writing is really great

  • @Poiterito
    @Poiterito 4 месяца назад +10

    "Where are we? The 70's?" Is my favorite :D

  • @Robotopper
    @Robotopper 2 месяца назад +5

    8:52 the look at Stanfords face lmao

  • @sashacollins5399
    @sashacollins5399 4 месяца назад +8

    It's criminal that this is missing "No.... *glances down* he is.... not there"

  • @Y3II0W-GUY
    @Y3II0W-GUY 4 месяца назад +10

    “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN.”
    PEAK

  • @McClappin1
    @McClappin1 4 месяца назад +18

    4:37 basically super metroid

  • @donweensatan
    @donweensatan 4 дня назад +1

    i love how you had to show the whole “I Eat Kids” scene bc its so good

  • @charity27
    @charity27 4 месяца назад +6

    Even though I’ve seen all these episodes over 50 times, these jokes still genuinely make me laugh out loud and I just think that shows how amazing this show is

  • @I.D.K-Wut-T0-Put-Here
    @I.D.K-Wut-T0-Put-Here 3 месяца назад +6

    9:27 Joke? That's just an accurate representation of the bourgeoisie. Xd

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Месяц назад +1

      Especially the facial renovation! Because I will shuffle the functions of every hole on every millionaire’s face :)

  • @HalfEatenWaffle123
    @HalfEatenWaffle123 4 месяца назад +8

    when you’ve watched this show all the way through a hundred times and you still laugh at these jokes.

  • @zmaj12321
    @zmaj12321 4 месяца назад +6

    I HEART KIDS has to be one of the best sequence of jokes I've ever seen, there's a new joke every three seconds and each one is hilarious.

  • @LaCabraAsada
    @LaCabraAsada 4 месяца назад +22

    3:35
    Nah, the solitary confinement kid was the funniest

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 4 месяца назад +3

      especially the end credits 😭😭

  • @YTCat123
    @YTCat123 4 месяца назад +13

    My favorite jokes are “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN”

    • @5up3r_n0v4
      @5up3r_n0v4 4 месяца назад +3

      I love "Children fighting! I can sell this!"

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 4 месяца назад +1

      "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!"
      "..... fair 'nuff."