Enraged by his exclusion from the Space Jam movie Shaquille O'Neil seeks his horrid vengeance just as Disney buys Warner Bros. in its latest corporate acquisition. Finding himself in a world not just consisting of Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordon, but of a litany of alternate realities, Shaq Kingdom Hearts his way to Final Fantasy 7 by mistake wherein he finds the porta earrings from Disney's buyout of Dragon Ball and by wacky happenstance merges with the One Winged Angel. Thirsty for blood and street cred, Shaqiroth assembles an all star team consisting of Thanos, Majin Buu (Wonder Woman absorbed) and Judge Doom then challenges Jordan and his Looney Tunes pals to the game, no, the fight of their lives. With boundless materia and Shaq-Fu on his side can the Toon Squad beat Shaqiroth, save their souls from annihilation, keep Aeris from being dipped and still have time to stop Mickey Mouse from bulldozing Acme Acres and making a shitty Tiny Toons reboot?
Actually, Sir Charles Barkley (of Shut Up and Jam fame (along w/SU&J Gaiden, the fan game)) is the Cloud analogue. His Airness is supposed to be JENOVA.
The ultimate BALLER created by the NBA corporation using cells from JORDAN. One of the most notorious players in the sports world, due to his actions from placing players into a permanent retirement, to dunking the earth. Truely one of the greats.
After a long fight against Cloud, Sepheroth puts down his sword and looks at Cloud with an extremely serious look. “Let’s settle this like real men.” He said in Japanese Sepheroth pulls out a basketball.
Spoiler....Did anyone else cry during the dramatic scene where he slams the ball into Lola Bunny during the first quarter and she has to sit out the rest of the game? I didn't see that coming and I admit it brought a tear to my eye.
Dude if you travel around the court 50 times then win the game without dribbling you can bring her back, my uncle works for the NBA, I know what I'm talking about
I dunno, when you play it with the Kirby SNES soundfont, it still sounds pretty full I mean, Sephiroth and Jenova is a Kirby Boss that just got lost--I mean, we all know Jenova was running away from Pop Star
"C'mon, all the fellas sayin', *_SEPHIROTH!"_* That was a stroke of genius in an already top-shelf work, dude. Major props for this whole 10-minute track.
There was one PLAYER named Shaqiroth who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate the NBA. And then, over time, he began to hate everything. The NBA and the people against them. Shaqiroth, who hated the court so much he wanted to make it go away.
Thus began Shaqiroth's plan to destroy the court by freeing JORDAN and unleashing the ultimate forbidden dunk, Slameteor, on the entire sport, leaving him as the only PLAYER left in a destroyed sport and it's new god.
This single-handedly convinced me that we need a Warner Brothers version of Kingdom Hearts, featuring a Space Jam match against Sephiroth with this as the soundtrack.
Shaqiroth devastated Cloud Barkley's village. His family lost in the flames of hatred and death. All he remembers from that day is the chilling words the long sword wielding baller spoke. *"Hey, you. Whacha gon do?"*
"What if I were to create a basketball event so large that the very life of the game was threatened? Think of all the hype and commentary that would be gathered! And what will be at center of that hype? Me. All of that boundless cheer and excitement will be mine. I will cease to play as I do now, only to reborn as a "champion" to rule over every basketball game." ~ Shaqiroth
The line "Make sure you don't hurt nobody" surprisingly still works here when you consider the double negative. Shaqiroth won't hurt nobody, he'll hurt everybody.
@Jokester Kitsune It's all set, now all we have to do it's waith till NBA buys Square Enix and we can all play this masterpiece and the only sport game in history that would actually add something new.
Before his fall from grace, Shaqiroth was one of the most lauded success stories of the Shinra Lakers SHAQ-FU program. His successes in the slams during the balling surrounding Shinra's bid to win the world cup led to his status as a jamming hero and the poster boy for both the Shinra Military and the company's SHAQ-FU program. Learning of his true origins drove him to do his dance, causing him to be driven by a desire to welcome them to the jam.
@@alexanderbunte6803 well, the battle is actually a 3 on 3 game of Slam Jam against Lord Barkley, The Half-Giant (now dubbed Shaqiroth) and a minotaur named M. Jordan (the M stands for Minotaur)
i'm slightly disappointed you didn't loop "RUN BABY RUN" menacingly, but the sheer production quality quickly reminds me how impressive this is. I'm awe struck.
_Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_ _Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_ _Shaqiroth!_ _Shaqiroth!_ _Come on, come on, come on slam,_ _and welcome to the slam jam!_ (x6) _Come on, come on, come on slam, (Shaquille O'Neal)_ _and welcome to the slam jam! (Shaquille O'Neal)_ (x4) _SHAQUIROTH!_
i've been listening to slam jams for 7 years, have made many of my own... and i have never heard anything close to this. the chord modulations, the sample cutting, the fact that you made a freaking escalating narrative arc. this is the true pinnacle of the art form.
It’s weird to see the apex of human achievement so easily summed up in one video. This was only inevitable, on a long enough time scale this had to happen. I’m just glad to be alive during the time of its inception.
Cloud Jordan: "Shaqiroth is going to Meteor Dunk we need to stop him!" Cloud Jordan awakens The Omnidunk in his moment of need, scoring 8 consecutive dunks to tie the game before Shaqiroth can finish charging Meteor Dunk
"All the Fellas saying.... SEPHIROTH!" That's perfection editing right there. You earned a like. I was wheezing from laughter like a minute into this but now that I've continued listening... I view this song as a master-craft in meme songs. Brilliant. Be proud creator.
I have this big crossover of videogames and stuff in my head, and if it ever becomes a legitimate thing I will be so tempted to make a basketball spinoff. The reward for beating the game? An option that replaces all of the original themes with Slamified remixes.
You know, memetically this is great and hilarious, but also... it's really good to listen to. It's thoroughly enjoyable, and has any number of incredible choices. ("One time with the ladies saying SEPH-I-ROTH!", for example, is inspired.) This must have been a hell of a lot of work to create what most people would consider an easy joke, and as such, I tip my hat to you, sir.
It is an absolute travesty that RUclips only recommended this to me today. Instant like, instant sub. This mix is God-tier fitting of the legend himself, Shaqiroth.
i cannot stress enough how jaw droppingly good this is, i hope i listen to this forever edit: also, imagine how this would have broken the internet in the 2010s
Shaq as he clutches in his chair watching the new Space Jam movie, fueled with anger that the movie is nothing but a cash grab with every Warner property, he gets up, prepares himself, going to the Warner bros Studio, getting ready the one ball slam the entire studio into oblivion. Leaving nothing but a crater.
The choir, strings, horn section and the Latin really bring out the dread and urgency of facing the Monstars and saving Michael Jordan from Moron Mountain. good choice Warner Brothers
Still in the first quarter but why does this go so fucking hard Edit: This entire thing is an experience, a million times better than the other one winged angels out there, the whole thing goes h a r d
I haven't thought about this in a while, but listening to this for the first time rn reminded me that this is what I was really hoping the music in multiversus was gonna sound like
Enraged by his exclusion from the Space Jam movie Shaquille O'Neil seeks his horrid vengeance just as Disney buys Warner Bros. in its latest corporate acquisition.
Finding himself in a world not just consisting of Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordon, but of a litany of alternate realities, Shaq Kingdom Hearts his way to Final Fantasy 7 by mistake wherein he finds the porta earrings from Disney's buyout of Dragon Ball and by wacky happenstance merges with the One Winged Angel.
Thirsty for blood and street cred, Shaqiroth assembles an all star team consisting of Thanos, Majin Buu (Wonder Woman absorbed) and Judge Doom then challenges Jordan and his Looney Tunes pals to the game, no, the fight of their lives.
With boundless materia and Shaq-Fu on his side can the Toon Squad beat Shaqiroth, save their souls from annihilation, keep Aeris from being dipped and still have time to stop Mickey Mouse from bulldozing Acme Acres and making a shitty Tiny Toons reboot?
Warning: this comment is canon
Is this the missing link between Space Jam and Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden?
"All this and more, in the next exciting episode of RICK AND MORTY"
Then Goku comes in clutch for MJ and the squad, bringing reinforcements in the form of Saitama, Shaggy and Giorno.
damit your story is cooler
Charles Barkley: "Stay where you belong... On the bench."
Shaqiroth: _"I will NEVER be benched..."_
Actually, Sir Charles Barkley (of Shut Up and Jam fame (along w/SU&J Gaiden, the fan game)) is the Cloud analogue. His Airness is supposed to be JENOVA.
@@acsound Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nah, I like Jordan Strife better... So I'mma stick with it.
This meme is too powerful 🤣😂🤣😂
@@acsound J.E.N.O.V.A. is actually J.O.R.D.A.N. (Michael Jordan was a legendary player, so everyone else in the comment section agrees)
Shaquiroth. I died. 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
The pure hatred I see in Shaq's eyes is hilariously terrifying
He’s looking at Chuck lol
@@KidZoom1 "I got 4 rings. Google me Chuck"
Hello... Kobe..
Shaq is so likeable now it is shocking seeing him play and just look like the scariest athlete on earth
@@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 mike Tyson: Buenos dias
Shaqiroth:
"I've been waiting for this slam"
"Now I shall give Smash despair"
Dis pair
dis pear
*"Now I shall give Jam despair"
To make it perfect, imagine as he raises the hand to the sky, the clouds start forming a B-ball of doom
you mean “Jam Despair”
imagine the meteor in the ff7 logo as the basketball
amen
Everytime a planet explodes: *BOOMSHAKALAKA!*
With the crying Jordan face on it
SlamDunkaNova
@@williamdrum9899 Chaos Dunk!!!
I cant believe Shaqiroth broke Balleem's ankle in his trailer!
Fucking Shaqiroth
Safer Shaqiroth
Balleem lmfao
Beautiful
Balleem the Dream
“Seven seconds till the buzzer. Time enough for you, perhaps. But where will you dribble? Let’s see...”
Underated
Underrated
OMG
THE ONE BALLED ANGEL
The One Handed Angel
One hooped angel
One dunk angel
that just sounds wrong
*THE FORCEFULLY NEUTURED ANGEL*
IF WE DON'T STOP HIM NOW, HE'S GONNA CHAOS DUNK THE ENTIRE PLANET!
Always thought his plan was to use Slameteor. After all, he can't fully dunk the planet _yet_- he keeps his trophies here.
Here come the Shaq attack!
"Ballin' is not to be taken lightly, Cloud"
"Shut up!"
"Let's jam, asshole"
"Tell me what you cherish most. An unshattered backboard? Give me the pleasure of taking it away!"
criminally underrated
The ultimate BALLER created by the NBA corporation using cells from JORDAN. One of the most notorious players in the sports world, due to his actions from placing players into a permanent retirement, to dunking the earth. Truely one of the greats.
J-O-R-D-A-N is my second favorite track in the game. Right behind this masterpiece
Limit Break: SLAMNOVA!
When he trow the ball so hard it crosses all Solar System before marking a point and return to eart.
hopefully one has the power to oppose with Omni-dunk
I fucking love how Jordan is in all caps
@@bloomblock2768 it rebounds off the suns surface to collide with the earth
The "run, baby, run" part now has a new meaning.
"Hey, you, watcha gonna do?"
Naah y'all ain't ready!
how did he do it? how did he turn a hip hop classic into a symphonic masterpiece? the world will never understand the mind processes of geniuses.
What if Space Jam was a symphonic masterpiece the whole time
@@SaintDicc The OST for Space Jam was composed by James Newton Howard so it checks out lol
@@SaintDicc you sir are s master piece
I’d call it “Miami Bass” but I guess there *is* rapping in it
@@SaintDicc NANI?
After a long fight against Cloud, Sepheroth puts down his sword and looks at Cloud with an extremely serious look.
“Let’s settle this like real men.” He said in Japanese
Sepheroth pulls out a basketball.
シャックは顔を出して、「クラウド君、お前、一人ではない。一緒にしようぜ」と言った。
One on One first to Twenty would be pretty epic between the two.
I can't believe it actually happened
Shaq reached his Final Form.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Ye of little faith
👍🏽❤💪🏾
Shaq in Smash, Baby!
Spoiler....Did anyone else cry during the dramatic scene where he slams the ball into Lola Bunny during the first quarter and she has to sit out the rest of the game? I didn't see that coming and I admit it brought a tear to my eye.
Yeah it was so sad, poor Lola she didn't deserve it! Shaqiroth wasn't playing fair!
It could be worse.
Shaqorth could've, well...
You know Areith?
I think him dunking Daffy through the hoop was the better scene tbh
Dude if you travel around the court 50 times then win the game without dribbling you can bring her back, my uncle works for the NBA, I know what I'm talking about
It’s symblematic of how those truly wise and strong in will can force the horns forever out of their lives. Truly inspiring
Imagine. You’re watching Space Jam: A New Legacy with 15 minutes left when this starts playing.
Someone needs to make an edit of that.
"King Kong got nothing on this one"
@@spennywenny Having just come from the donkey kong edit of one winged angel, this is utterly f'ing hilarious.
Including the OG vocals was genius
Congratulations, you're the first commenter to mention it!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED
I can't breathe. Holy crap
Aeris can't either
@@Kryptnyt i-
@@Kryptnyt even hitler cared about Germany dude, how could you
@Kryptnyt Velma: You stop that.
@@Kryptnyt Y-you-
The best and worst part about this is that One-Winged Angel on its own is gonna sound empty the next time I listen to it
^^^^^this
I know right, I've listened to both of these songs on their own and neither is as good as this.
It's like getting addicted to pepper.
I dunno, when you play it with the Kirby SNES soundfont, it still sounds pretty full
I mean, Sephiroth and Jenova is a Kirby Boss that just got lost--I mean, we all know Jenova was running away from Pop Star
It's the opposite problem with the Space Jam theme
shaqiroth's trying to summon a giant b-ball to come crashing down and destroy the entire court!!
And he somehow missed. Just like his free throws.
@@weebjeez perhaps it was all an illusion
A dunk to surpass the Chaos Dunk.
It would be a rim.
MORE POWERFUL THAN THE CHAOS DUNK!?!?
The moment Shaqphiroth dunked over slameirth was the saddest part of the manga
the thought of aeirith dying because she got absolutely posterized by Shaquille o'neal is one that i hope square enix makes cannon
@@nateridgley9805 that was the move that made LeBron cry
@@lordofshades9852 was really heartbreaking when LeBron found out he was a puppet all along, just under the control of Shaqiroth.
It was definitely the saddest part of final 2K
😓
"C'mon, all the fellas sayin', *_SEPHIROTH!"_*
That was a stroke of genius in an already top-shelf work, dude. Major props for this whole 10-minute track.
Can't forget those "Slamiroth"s at the end.
timestamp?
I was reading this right as the song said it wtf
Ex-LAKERS
What kind of music do you listen to?
“It’s complicated”
69 likes, make a wish!
Anime Gregorian Breakbeat
“Mother, let's slam the Planet
back together.”
There was one PLAYER named Shaqiroth who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate the NBA. And then, over time, he began to hate everything. The NBA and the people against them. Shaqiroth, who hated the court so much he wanted to make it go away.
Thus began Shaqiroth's plan to destroy the court by freeing JORDAN and unleashing the ultimate forbidden dunk, Slameteor, on the entire sport, leaving him as the only PLAYER left in a destroyed sport and it's new god.
This is somehow simultaneously the Lord's work and also a crime against humanity. Incredible.
That's entirely on-brand for God
@@iancomtois9832 I know right
This single-handedly convinced me that we need a Warner Brothers version of Kingdom Hearts, featuring a Space Jam match against Sephiroth with this as the soundtrack.
You call them phases when you could have called them quarters instead.
Good point, fixed
Now Your Comment Doesn't Even Make Sense
lucky for you i know what you mean :)
@@SaintDicc 69 likes, make a wish!
@@GodittoC I wish for slam jams to be the big trend again, if even for a moment
@@SaintDicc Your wish was granted!
Shaqiroth devastated Cloud Barkley's village. His family lost in the flames of hatred and death. All he remembers from that day is the chilling words the long sword wielding baller spoke.
*"Hey, you. Whacha gon do?"*
I feel like the picture is slowly zooming in, but it's not ... and so I must just be staring at his face too intensely.
He’s too powerful, he’s drawing you in
"Shaqiroth isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Shaqiroth: *boss music*
"What if I were to create a basketball event so large that the very life of the game was threatened? Think of all the hype and commentary that would be gathered! And what will be at center of that hype? Me. All of that boundless cheer and excitement will be mine. I will cease to play as I do now, only to reborn as a "champion" to rule over every basketball game." ~ Shaqiroth
Someone needs to make a rom hack of NBA Jam like this
The line "Make sure you don't hurt nobody" surprisingly still works here when you consider the double negative. Shaqiroth won't hurt nobody, he'll hurt everybody.
Limit Break: SLAMNOVA!
When he trow the ball so hard it crosses all Solar System before marking a point and return to eart.
@Jokester Kitsune And this move is so impressive that he receives 2/3 of the current opponents score points per hit on his signature Slamnova.
You said Slamnova, but now all I'm thinking about is the Omnidunk.
@@MakiKuronami Barkley Strife team: SLAMVALANCHE
VS
Shaquiroth team: JAMUNION
Make your bets!.
@Jokester Kitsune It's all set, now all we have to do it's waith till NBA buys Square Enix and we can all play this masterpiece and the only sport game in history that would actually add something new.
@@bloomblock2768 Super Mario Strikers: "Am I a joke to you?"
“Mother, let's take the Stadium
back together. I've thought of a great idea. Let's go to the Promised Court.”
Before his fall from grace, Shaqiroth was one of the most lauded success stories of the Shinra Lakers SHAQ-FU program. His successes in the slams during the balling surrounding Shinra's bid to win the world cup led to his status as a jamming hero and the poster boy for both the Shinra Military and the company's SHAQ-FU program. Learning of his true origins drove him to do his dance, causing him to be driven by a desire to welcome them to the jam.
well, I've found my boss theme for when my D&D players have to steal the legendary slam jam relic from Lord Barkley
Shaqiroth should be a summonable for Lord Barkley 😂
@@alexanderbunte6803 well, the battle is actually a 3 on 3 game of Slam Jam against Lord Barkley, The Half-Giant (now dubbed Shaqiroth) and a minotaur named M. Jordan (the M stands for Minotaur)
@@ClaireZhasa I love you
@@lordofshades9852 as do many people
How did it go?
The amount of raw power emanating from this is too much for the human mind to fully comprehend.
i've never heard any meme mashup unironically slap as hard as this, nice job
Try Love Shack Trigger by Triple-Q.
The only thing that comes close is Slam of the North Star.
One Winged Kong
Golden Slam
in the end you're an all star is also unironically good
i'm slightly disappointed you didn't loop "RUN BABY RUN" menacingly, but the sheer production quality quickly reminds me how impressive this is.
I'm awe struck.
There's like a billion ways to slam a single song which keeps me coming back
I was mad when that part was over too
"RUN BABY RUN!"
That isn't a warning, he's goading you to give in to your fear so he can strike you from behind.
_Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_
_Balls, Fouls, Big Le-agues, Jammin' Balls, Magic Johns_
_Shaqiroth!_
_Shaqiroth!_
_Come on, come on, come on slam,_
_and welcome to the slam jam!_ (x6)
_Come on, come on, come on slam, (Shaquille O'Neal)_
_and welcome to the slam jam! (Shaquille O'Neal)_ (x4)
_SHAQUIROTH!_
Man, I sang it. It was just perfect !
Magical John?
LMFAO
“Michael, lend me your strength. Let us dunk on destiny... together.”
I've never audibly said "No" after reading a RUclips title, but you have changed that
Weekly update: the fear of God has been instilled within me.
i've been listening to slam jams for 7 years, have made many of my own... and i have never heard anything close to this. the chord modulations, the sample cutting, the fact that you made a freaking escalating narrative arc. this is the true pinnacle of the art form.
"Work that body, work that body, make sure you hurt EVERYBODY."
"Hey, you, whatcha gonna do?" is a question that hits harder when Shaqiroth is closing in.
Abuse Bulls of Chicago and the copy materias.
Everyone’s imagining this as part of Smash Bros or Kingdom Hearts, but the crossover I’m imagining this being a part of is Mario Sports Mix.
The chad interpretation
Sephiroth just placing the ball on the tip of Masamune and then dunking it, stood still, from the half-court- the absolute menace
OP is a time traveller
It’s weird to see the apex of human achievement so easily summed up in one video. This was only inevitable, on a long enough time scale this had to happen. I’m just glad to be alive during the time of its inception.
"I shall show you ballin"
"On your knees. I want you to beg for this slam."
FDR: "There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
Shaqiroth: It seems I can skip the introductions...
Gotta hand it to you, not touching the original vocals and complimenting them with Space Jam vocals was a stroke of genius. This is the peak of music
"hey you watcha gonna do" has never sounded so chilling
This is easily one of the most well-executed memes I've ever encountered
Cloud Jordan: "Shaqiroth is going to Meteor Dunk we need to stop him!"
Cloud Jordan awakens The Omnidunk in his moment of need, scoring 8 consecutive dunks to tie the game before Shaqiroth can finish charging Meteor Dunk
Yeah, Cross-Dunk was my favorite limit break in the early game.
@@Tomani02 bruh when Magic 13 learns his Cosmo "memories of jam" limit break? Pure kino
"All the Fellas saying.... SEPHIROTH!"
That's perfection editing right there. You earned a like. I was wheezing from laughter like a minute into this but now that I've continued listening... I view this song as a master-craft in meme songs. Brilliant. Be proud creator.
The true meaning of bringing despair. Seriously, this is too gold material.
Despair?
Monokuma!!!!!!!
"And thus, the Lord said, 'Let every song have a mashup with the Space Jam theme."
When the P.E. Teacher joins the other team in dodge ball.
"Hey you, what's you gonna do?"
Nothing, I cannot stand up to a God
Shaqiroth: "Descend, Heartless Baller"
"He's tough, right?"
"So what? Bench him."
I will... Never be a Benched Player
Ever since Sephiroth joined Smash, imagine him as a DLC boss for every game after that, including every NBA game after 2020.
I have this big crossover of videogames and stuff in my head, and if it ever becomes a legitimate thing I will be so tempted to make a basketball spinoff. The reward for beating the game? An option that replaces all of the original themes with Slamified remixes.
Therapist: Shaqiroth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you...
Shaqiroth: I’ll never be a memory...
Me: no... pls no... NOOOOO!!!!!
"Seven seconds on the shot clock. Time enough for you. Perhaps."
You know, memetically this is great and hilarious, but also... it's really good to listen to. It's thoroughly enjoyable, and has any number of incredible choices. ("One time with the ladies saying SEPH-I-ROTH!", for example, is inspired.) This must have been a hell of a lot of work to create what most people would consider an easy joke, and as such, I tip my hat to you, sir.
It is an absolute travesty that RUclips only recommended this to me today. Instant like, instant sub. This mix is God-tier fitting of the legend himself, Shaqiroth.
Flipping SAME
Who the hell sat here and thought of this mash up and was like "yeah this'll work"? 😂
me!
Space Jam pretty much goes with everything
Cloud: “Yeah, I remember…”
You were selling flowers
> You’re the slam dunk
i cannot stress enough how jaw droppingly good this is, i hope i listen to this forever
edit: also, imagine how this would have broken the internet in the 2010s
2:38 never before has this part of this song seemed so intimidating
RUN HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!
He put his "The General" commercial career on hold just to do this song, how thoughtful
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Stay where you belong...hanging in the benches."
Shaqiroth: "I will never...be on the bench..."
I still get teary-eyed from when he posterized Aeris in disc 1
Unironically, this slaps.
Cloud....you can’t let Sephiroth do it.... You can’t let him perform the Chaos Dunk!!
The theme when Shaq goes into his final form- Dunkmaster Shaq 3, Limit Break: Galaxy Trotter
I can’t believe the theme of Shaqiroth the one winged baller works so well
I was just casually watching some youtube having a good time then this popped up and now Im having a GREAT FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT
There's a huge storm outside going on. This theme mashup is fitting the apocalyptic vibe.
"C'MON AND RUN BABY RUN!"
"C'MON, C'MON, DO IT, RUN BABY RUN!"
He's giving you a running start. A sporting chance to get away.
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
Me: "It's complicated"
*ACTUAL FIRE*
Mario playing basketball: why do I hear-?
Shaqiroth:
Be honest, this is probably giving you more joy than the entire sequel will give you.
now THIS is high quality. This even tops one winged kong.
"Tell me what you cherish most, give me the pleasure slamming it away."
Shaq as he clutches in his chair watching the new Space Jam movie, fueled with anger that the movie is nothing but a cash grab with every Warner property, he gets up, prepares himself, going to the Warner bros Studio, getting ready the one ball slam the entire studio into oblivion. Leaving nothing but a crater.
Cloud: He will never be balling!
Shaqiroth:
The choir, strings, horn section and the Latin really bring out the dread and urgency of facing the Monstars and saving Michael Jordan from Moron Mountain. good choice Warner Brothers
You know...
The human race terrifies me...
WELL YOU SHOULD BE
Then, I have a great idea. Let us go to the Promised Court, together...
Still in the first quarter but why does this go so fucking hard
Edit: This entire thing is an experience, a million times better than the other one winged angels out there, the whole thing goes h a r d
I haven't thought about this in a while, but listening to this for the first time rn reminded me that this is what I was really hoping the music in multiversus was gonna sound like
“Seven seconds left on the clock but, will it be enough to hit that three?”
I have to come back to this video every so often to recharge
I remembered that *Quad City DJs mashup* was a trend since the early 2010s.
_I should thank the _*_Smash_*_ community for this..._
Therapist: Wide-head Shaq isn't real, and can't hurt you.
Wide-head Shaq in a Wig: