Honestly a Giant Ape with one wing and a Huge Ass sword dropping out of the sky with a posse chanting his name and rapping about him is WAAAAY more terrifying than Sephiroth
@@williamdrum9899 I mean your right about that but he's practically a diety and so like. Think about biblically accurate angels and that's probably what he would really look like
@@Diamonddeath really it makes more sense since Donkey Kong is an old rival of Mario and Sephiroth nearly killed him But then again there's the K. Loud pun
@@tsukurikata774 in the donkey Kong country cartoon the first episode is about King K Rool finding out that donkey Kong's strength comes from the length of his hair so he builds a look alike robot of one of DK's friends (and supposed girlfriend) to cut his hair and make him weak. With DK weekend K Rool can take over Kongo Island and steal the Crystal Coconut.
Imagine the sheer mental terror it would inflict to see the one wing kong just descend and impale aerith or use his coconut gun summon a massive coconut to detonate the sun
Okay but listen to the lyrics. " Don't-- he's *here for you.* " " Coconut Gun. It isn't funny. Can fire in spurts. *It's gonna hurt.* " [While menacingly chanting " *Walnuts, Peanuts* "] " He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a *funny face.* " [Cut to image of Donkyroth Kong with the Masamune and Coconut Cannon, his face melting while he points his sword at you and his gun to the sky, directly at the Sun, ritualistically chanting " Walnuts, peanuts, walnuts peanuts... "]
So there I am, listening to a podcast on what I thought was on a playlist, and because the podcast had a low volume my headphones where at near max volume, and after waiting for the next episode in the podcast to play, I’m greeted by this, a mix of confusion and terror ran over me
This happened to me as well, I was doing school work and had some FF7 music on in the background, and it finished and I didn’t realize that the playlist ended and this started playing.
@@Blaze_Nights First off, the DK rap isn't from Space Jam, it's from Donkey Kong 64. Also, One-Winged Angel isn't from Kingdom Hearts either, it's from Final Fantasy 7, though it was in KH 2 when Sephiroth made a cameo.
Well that's because you aren't allergic to nuts. If I was evil and had someone I disliked that had a nut allergy, I would definitely use peanuts and walnuts as a threat.
@@jamesrocks130 yeah Donkey Kong is in Punch Out for the Wii, you fight him after defending your title against Mike Tyson........ cause of course an 800 pound gorilla would be the only thing more terrifying to fight than mike fucking Tyson
At the very start of the song, we can hear lots of voices chanting the name of our main antagonist repeteadly as a sign of power and showing the respect they have towards him, we can hear how while his name is being chanted, our enemy says "Yeeeah" as a sign of excitement and considering how his victory is something inevitable After the intro we are introduced to the main melody, in which we hear the main voice saying: "So he's here for you Know the words Join in too!" In these verses the voice is telling us that DK's coming is imminent, and as the emisary of the great evil emperor he tries to negotiate, with "Know the words, join in too" he refers to give tribute to the almighty king of the depths of hell so we can join him in his unholy quest, then the voice says: "If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey rap" In these verses the voice refers to entering a duel against the onmipotent being known as Donkey Kong to the death as "Clap", and refers to Donkey Kong's great power in combat as a Monkey Rap, telling us how insanely poweful and fast he can be, then he chants his name with all the force in his lungs... "DONKEY KONG" After the introduction to our rival, the voice comes back and says "Coconut Gun", which is Donkey Kong's main weapon, known for its catastrophic power and being responsible for the destruction of certain planets in our own solar system, he follows up saying "It isn't funny" making us understand that apart from the cartoony and comedic nature of the Weapon's name it is something you wouldn't want to joke about, since it can end your life by its mere presence, this idea is supported by the Voice's tone He says "Can fire in spurts It's gonna hurt" This is the last warning he says to us as a way to persuade us into joining their cause, this proves that the Voice's intentions aren't evil as the emisary, he knows what Donkey Kong is capable of doing and he doesn't want anyone to go through the same pain thousands of people went through when Fighting the All-Seeing might Donkey Kong The following instrumental part shows the struggle we are going through during the fight with Donkey Kong, as we hear all of his innumerable followers chant his name with passion and love, we are surrounded by a feeling of despair and our hope is lost, Donkey Kong has won once again... And there's nothing we can do After our loss we are taken to the dungeons, a cold place full of sadness and impotence, the Voice shows us one of the many other ones who challenged the almighty Dong and lost, all he says is : "He has no style he has no grace This kong has a funny face" Showing us that the kong once was a very brave and loved warrior, but after his encounter with the Dong he lost all that made him great, losing his grace, losing his style... And the way he says "Funny face" shows how gruesome the consequences can be, since the kong we have been presented to has his whole face disfigured as a scar of his encounter We can hear many other voices screaming "Wallnuts, Peanuts" being the only food we have after entering the despairful dungeons, falling each day more into darkness as more and more Nuts are ingested into us... This took me a whole hour, studying poetry has helped me decipher the meaning of this song
i *was* going to post the lyrics before i saw this comment and realized that i would have study poetry my whole life simply to catch up with you. Bravo.
Would you rather hear "ravioli ravioli I'm going to bonk you in the headvioli" when you wake up and the first thing you see is someone in a Mario costume with a sledgehammer
When King Kong loses to Godzilla, it will appear as though everything comes to a stop. In that foreboding stasis, the sky will open up, and then through the fissure in the clouds, the One Winged Kong will descend.
@@TomatoRadio this was posted before the movie, which means he technically predicted the outcome. Unfortunately, the villain wasnt one-winged kong coming to fight godzilla
I like how, while you do need to know the words and join in, he takes into consideration your feelings and only makes you take them through if you want to clap
Introducing Donkey Kongtasy 7! Diddy Konstrife must work with Team KONGVALANCHE to destroy the K. Rool Korporation. Then he remembers an old friend-turned enemy and has to fight him, as well. Will he survive? Will he defeat sephidong? Find out in the sensation that struck the world like a storm! With monumental characters such as Canda Konghart, Dixierith Kongainsborough, and Funket Kongace, this game is sure to be a blast(out of your coconut gun)!
If there is any moment more emotional than when Donkey Kong comes down from the sky to blast Dixie Kong with the coconut gun through the chest, it can only be the moment Diddy realizes he wasn't actually a member of the DK Krew, and was in fact living out the memories of his deceased friend Funky Kong.
@@pickling2787 Can we even consider that small planetoid "the moon?" That moon isn't even the size of the actual moon--being it a couple of islands large. I don't even consider the planets in Mario Galaxy real planets because they're far too small to be considered actual planets.
Considering how, canonically speaking, Sephiroth’s ‘Supernova’ happens in his half-fake half-real pocket dimension... Donkey Kong is actually stronger cuz he 1. Don’t need no half assed pocket dimension 2. Dont need no weak ass magic 3. Dont need no black materia Just DK WAHOOOO 😎👌
@@AsteroSloth And that's another reason why it's Meteor that DK uses in DKCR, not Supernova: it's *real.* Also because the moon in that game is clearly a meteor, just like the one in Majora's Mask... 😎
It’s sephikongs way of warning the enemy of what he’ll do to their moral that would lead to the crippling of their will to upkeep their style and grace in combat thus leaving them wide open to a shot from his coconut gun of spurt firing despair that always leaves his enemies with a “funny face”
Even though this is insanely ridiculous, it is seriously the one of the best crossover remixes I’ve heard in a long time....it is perfectly cut and balanced. It just works really really well. 🤣
LMAO this is such a hot take on our modern society XD. Just the name of the video alone speaks volumes about the prioritization of social norms. In the title, "One-Winged Kong" the artist only uses one half of Donkey Kong's real name symbolizing both a fall from grace and society's pushing of social norms. The removal of the forename "Donkey" takes away what made the individual Donkey Kong so special. Though some may argue that, he isn't a "donkey" he should still have the right to keep the title if he so chooses. Another hint of this hot take is can also be found in the title of this composition, "One-Winged Kong" the title given to "Kong" after his forename is stripped away from him is "One-Winged" yet symbolizing another fall from grace. These subtle "title details" aren't the only things hinting at such a harsh topic however, in the lyrics of artist St. Franklin's piece it states, "has **no style**, he has **no grace**, this **Kong has a funny face**". The lyric "has no style" is clearly showing that Donkey Kong has been stripped of his aforementioned forename of "Donkey" taking away what made him special aka his "style". Moving forward, the next lyric "he has no grace" yet again shows Donkey Kong's current state and how he's fallen from grace due to social norms. Finally, the final lyric to this dense part of the piece, "this Kong has a funny face" this closing line shows Donkey Kong's feelings toward appealing to society these lyrics evoke shame, sadness, and disgrace all at the same time because while Donkey Kong tries to appeal to the public both him and the audience sees him as a joke; making up the line "this Kong has a funny face". Overall, St. Franklin is showing what the pushing of social norms can do to a beloved character such as "Donkey Kong". Gone, but not forgotten.
@Barry III Quick! Deploy the Blast-o-Matic! ... *"HEY!"* You can build the Blast-o-Matic! Charge the laser! Destroy the One-Winged Kong! And save DK Island! The NEW Final Fantakong collection from Lego City! (Limit charges not included. Each set sold separately.)
Honestly not sure how I feel about the revised lyrics here. The line "If you wanna clap" isn't nearly as menacing as "So ya wanna clap?" from the original if only because it carries the implication that DK is giving you a choice in the matter, a clear departure from the more self-centered, commanding, and cruel demeanor the first member of the DK Crew exhibited in his one-winged debut.
What makes this working so well is that it feels like the chant is cheering for DK, making all stakes against whoever is challenging him, in other words, the player character. So it truly feels like a final boss
He's the planet's greatest threat The son of Jenova He's finally back To cast Supernova His masamune Can slice through your heart If it cuts you You'll be split apart He's darker, meaner, and eviler too He's the sole surviving member of the Ancient crew
Yeah, the worst part is I can still sing the original choir while this is playing. This and Dancing Mad are peak gaming soundtracks. The meme isn't half-bad either.
The "DECAY! DECAY! DECAY! DECAY!" chant really makes this a menacing final boss theme for the gorilla demigod Sephikong who brings destruction and decay to all that he touches in Donkey Kongtasy 7 (as well as in the Super Smash Bros. series). It's a shame the track wasn't included in Smash Ultimate. smh
"Five years ago you were……” “……constructed by Funky Kong, piece by piece, right after my treehouse was burnt.” “A puppet made up of vibrant Kong cells, DK knowledge, and the power of the Golden Bannana.” “An incomplete DK-clone. Not even given a number. ……You are Diddy Kong.That is your reality.”
![One-Winged Kong: Rebirth [5k] (Grant Kirkhope vs Nobuo Uematsu)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/83caHdfJOAQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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Orchestrated One-Winged Kong by JacobPierce Music
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1 mins ago, sick
@@itzcheeze2356 is vbdb
Oh man, i just wanted to hear my favourite "internet style" song and this comment is pinned, thanks!
Too bad it won't give justice to effort he gave
Bro upload this to spotify I need it on my workout playlist.
"Shall I give you dis BANANA?"
THE MAN HIMSELF
Holy bananas, it's a professional musician!
One-Winged Kirby: Rebirth is GOATed
Love your music especially the funky one winged angel
Bring the full version of Bloodborne Mario please, i'm begging! I love your stuff man, take care!
NO FREAKING WAY
This is the timeline where Donkey Kong was never replaced by Bowser as Mario's main antagonist.
Are you that guy who’s one of the top editors on Nintendo wiki?
would dk jr have the role of bowser jr?
@@FOOD2o probably
@@FOOD2o Definitely.
@@FOOD2o unless he gets substituded by some evil version of Diddy Kong or something
my mother was jenova, my father... well, he was bigger, faster, and stronger too, he was the first member of the dk crew
My sides are burst asunder
Lmao
Best comment 💙
Imagine how op you'd be tho...
Huh!
"Know the words, join in too."
He is no longer inviting you to sing. He is *demanding* you to sing.
oh no
It is no longer a request
It’s an order.
@@Silver_Sonic_23 and good soilders follow orders
This isn't a song, this is a war cry.
“He has no style.”
“He has no grace.”
*“This Kong will end the human race.”*
This has 22 likes and it is well deserved 1k by now
*Not if we do it first*
The Smols shall reign supreme
P E R F E C T I O N
You know, normally I don't say that I won't mess with the like count on a comment, but 666 is FAR too perfect.
178 more until 1k likes
"HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH"
"YOU KNOW HIM WELL"
"BUT GET IN HIS WAY"
"AND HE'LL SEND YOU TO HELL"
Epic
Swag
Epic swag
Epic swagger swag.
:0
This hasn't been enhanced... it's been expanded.
Like a dong
Expand dong
The expansion has been completed
"Nice to meet you, Expand Dong."
Let's reach here
Like a expansion pak
Honestly a Giant Ape with one wing and a Huge Ass sword dropping out of the sky with a posse chanting his name and rapping about him is WAAAAY more terrifying than Sephiroth
That was always the weird thing about Sephiroth for me. He doesn't look anywhere near as powerful as he actually is.
you're forgetting _the hair_
Exactly, sephiroths too hot to be menacing
@@williamdrum9899 I mean your right about that but he's practically a diety and so like. Think about biblically accurate angels and that's probably what he would really look like
H O O
“He has no style”
“He has no grace”
“This kong will decide your fate”
the Kongcil Will decide your fate
Indeed I will
@@sephikong8323 oh hell naw yall got the sephikong on you
This Kong will rearrange your face
Ok now I'm scared
This was planned to be the original DK Theme, but it had to be cut due to N64 Cartridge size limitations
So thats why they made the expansion pack
Expand dong pack
They cut off dk's d*ck for the exact same reason
It wasn't hardware limitations. It was because if they did put this song, the Kong would be too powerful to contain.
@@dontreadthiscomment3026 welp
"Nice to see you, K. Loud."
"I've thought of a wonderful present to give you. Shall I give you a Banana Slamma?"
As perfect as that is, Mario could be Cloud
@@Diamonddeath really it makes more sense since Donkey Kong is an old rival of Mario and Sephiroth nearly killed him
But then again there's the K. Loud pun
@@Diamonddeath and Pauline=Aerith
i don't remember Pauline getting impaled by Donkey Kong's banana
No way guys, Mario is Zack
HIS HAIR CANONICALLY GIVES HIM POWER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
His power is immeasureable at this state
I did the calculations and found that in this form he can lift 17 boulders with relative ease
Another being that has watched the tv show. Glad to see you were scarred too
Wait, what-
@@tsukurikata774 in the donkey Kong country cartoon the first episode is about King K Rool finding out that donkey Kong's strength comes from the length of his hair so he builds a look alike robot of one of DK's friends (and supposed girlfriend) to cut his hair and make him weak. With DK weekend K Rool can take over Kongo Island and steal the Crystal Coconut.
Imagine the sheer mental terror it would inflict to see the one wing kong just descend and impale aerith or use his coconut gun summon a massive coconut to detonate the sun
O h s h i t .
Okay but listen to the lyrics.
" Don't-- he's *here for you.* "
" Coconut Gun. It isn't funny. Can fire in spurts. *It's gonna hurt.* "
[While menacingly chanting " *Walnuts, Peanuts* "] " He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a *funny face.* "
[Cut to image of Donkyroth Kong with the Masamune and Coconut Cannon, his face melting while he points his sword at you and his gun to the sky, directly at the Sun, ritualistically chanting " Walnuts, peanuts, walnuts peanuts... "]
@@gamerdomain6618 i always thought it was "So, he's *here for you.* ", but alright
@@AlternativeShae
The original lyrics? Yes.
These lyrics? Sounds more like "Don't."
You didn't specify what is used to impale Aerith. I'm going to assume it's his expanded dong.
The whole beginning section sounds like some demonic chant for a ritual to summon Donkey Kong
thats what it is lol
When it works, the main melody starts.
*It is*
Exactly
No, for Chunky. Who is dead.
POV: you just beat Mr. Sandman in Title defense and still have one final opponent in Punch Out for the Wii.
This one was clever.
Only the ape
There is no backing down.
"Wow, Sandman is down! What a Great game! Wait, what's that music?"
Don’t forget about the 3 loses and the fact that it’s random when DK comes
@@meltcord4988 1:09 *DK then fucking styled on little Mac*
I can’t believe he killed Dixie Kong, saddest moment in a RPG ever.
You spoiled Donkey Kong Country VII for me, thanks a lot
@@cosmosofinfinity Don't watch a video about Donkey Kong on the internet then, dumbass
@@Voc_spooksauce You..., didn't get the joke, did you?
@@bru9383 Sorry m8, you're the one who didn't get mine, i wasn't being serious :P
@@Voc_spooksauce Oh dang.
The line “So he’s here for you” feels a lot more ominous
"Know the Word--
*JOIN IN TOO* "
@@rtyuik7 “If you wanna clap,”
“Take you through--“
*”MONKEY RAP”*
@@blacksoul9002 IT'S GONNA HURT
DECAY-DECAY-DECAY-DECAY
@@PTp1ranha oh wow, as many times as ive heard the DK-chanting throughout this song, i never realized that "DK" is also "Decay"...
@@blacksoul9002 DONKEY KANG
My husband just walked in on me playing this in our room and he just walked back out without a word
goals.
I wish I was you
Your husband is a lucky man.
This is K. Rool's funeral song, isn't it?
K.Loud's funeral song I heard that name from somewhere else.
No... This is everybody’s funeral song
King K Rool: Finally Kong! i can finally use my new form AGAINST YOU! GANGPLANK GALLEON HYPE TIME!
Decay decay
its everyones funeral song since when DK spikes you off stage you hear this
And his most infamous move;
*Bannanova*
Coconut Cream Pie.
BANANOVA SLAMMA
A giant banana destroys the solar system, and the party
Did someone say Nova
It's gonna hurt.
So there I am, listening to a podcast on what I thought was on a playlist, and because the podcast had a low volume my headphones where at near max volume, and after waiting for the next episode in the podcast to play, I’m greeted by this, a mix of confusion and terror ran over me
oof
@@Maker0824 galactic adventures eh? I see you’re man of culture
This happened to me as well, I was doing school work and had some FF7 music on in the background, and it finished and I didn’t realize that the playlist ended and this started playing.
You didn’t expect sepiroth. Neither did the people of nibelhiem
That’s a bruh moment
we all laughing now but we won't be when this starts playing from the sky and a heath bar appears
those always got stuck in my teeth too.
*it says phase 1 on the end*
*it also says out of 9001*
@@shwingcrimson8202 LOL we screwed
@@SpookyTheNightOwl yep
“Has no style, has no grace, this Kong has a funny face!” Starts playing from the sky, as Donkey Kong descends with his coconut gun.
HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE
*THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE*
Never in all my childhood did I think these words would inspire night terrors in my sleep.
The fucking "WALNUTS PEANUTS" in the background completes it.
LOL just how does that nightmare go?
@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor I AM DISAPPOINTED
Just imagine a gorilla runing at you hearing "WALLNUTS PEANUTS, WALLNUTS PEANUTS..."
He has no style
He has no grace
This Kong will *ERASE YOUR RACE*
I've listened to this so much I forgot the actual lyrics to One Winged Angel
I’ve listened so much that I forgot how the true DK rap goes lol
These are now the lyrics.
FRENCH FROGS
BIG CHERRIES
PETER PAN
MAGIC CHEESE
FRENCH FROGS
BIG CHERRIES
PETER PAN
MAGIC CHEESE
SEPHIROTH
@@Tyr808 It..... Works!??! By Talos this can't be happening.
@@rocknrevolt938 you'll never be able to not hear this though now, it's a double edged sword.
This is something more powerful than just a space jam meme
i can’t like it, it’s already at 420, so i’ll out my like here.
@@caedavch.9883 u can now
@@SpIattle great thanks
Sadly there is a space jam song mixed with a kh song uts power is unparalleled....
@@Blaze_Nights First off, the DK rap isn't from Space Jam, it's from Donkey Kong 64. Also, One-Winged Angel isn't from Kingdom Hearts either, it's from Final Fantasy 7, though it was in KH 2 when Sephiroth made a cameo.
Never thought I'd hear "walnuts, peanuts" in an intimidating manner.
I didn’t think I’d hear “This Kong has a funny face” as threatening either.
@@Silver_Sonic_23
Has no style
He has no grace
This kong has a funny face
_As massive shlong kong heads to Earth_
Well that's because you aren't allergic to nuts. If I was evil and had someone I disliked that had a nut allergy, I would definitely use peanuts and walnuts as a threat.
People with nut allergies lmaooo
extended dk joins the fight
I can imagine him going to kill Aerith and yelling "BANANA SLAMMAH!" as he does it.
Sephiroth's VA, whispering it. Both hilarious and foreboding.
if he impales you, it's gonna hurt
GOD DAMMIT! NOW I CANT UNSEE IT
Kongphirot at the moment of stabing aerith with a comically large sword: *Y E A H!*
Sounds like he's stabbing with something else this time.
POV: You're a Smash Bros shield
This person just found the only similarity between seph and dk gameplay
Ok that got me.
Wym?
@@Wulf_YT The two characters (DK & Sephiroth) have immense shield-break options
@@Vezan6079 lots of other characters too tho
:/
Can't believe Square let the final boss in the remake leak
Yeah. And they made it a Punchout reference, too.
@@gamerdomain6618 ... I GUESS!
@@jamesrocks130 yeah Donkey Kong is in Punch Out for the Wii, you fight him after defending your title against Mike Tyson........ cause of course an 800 pound gorilla would be the only thing more terrifying to fight than mike fucking Tyson
At the very start of the song, we can hear lots of voices chanting the name of our main antagonist repeteadly as a sign of power and showing the respect they have towards him, we can hear how while his name is being chanted, our enemy says "Yeeeah" as a sign of excitement and considering how his victory is something inevitable
After the intro we are introduced to the main melody, in which we hear the main voice saying:
"So he's here for you
Know the words
Join in too!"
In these verses the voice is telling us that DK's coming is imminent, and as the emisary of the great evil emperor he tries to negotiate, with "Know the words, join in too" he refers to give tribute to the almighty king of the depths of hell so we can join him in his unholy quest, then the voice says:
"If you wanna clap
Take you through
Monkey rap"
In these verses the voice refers to entering a duel against the onmipotent being known as Donkey Kong to the death as "Clap", and refers to Donkey Kong's great power in combat as a Monkey Rap, telling us how insanely poweful and fast he can be, then he chants his name with all the force in his lungs... "DONKEY KONG"
After the introduction to our rival, the voice comes back and says "Coconut Gun", which is Donkey Kong's main weapon, known for its catastrophic power and being responsible for the destruction of certain planets in our own solar system, he follows up saying "It isn't funny" making us understand that apart from the cartoony and comedic nature of the Weapon's name it is something you wouldn't want to joke about, since it can end your life by its mere presence, this idea is supported by the Voice's tone
He says
"Can fire in spurts
It's gonna hurt"
This is the last warning he says to us as a way to persuade us into joining their cause, this proves that the Voice's intentions aren't evil as the emisary, he knows what Donkey Kong is capable of doing and he doesn't want anyone to go through the same pain thousands of people went through when Fighting the All-Seeing might Donkey Kong
The following instrumental part shows the struggle we are going through during the fight with Donkey Kong, as we hear all of his innumerable followers chant his name with passion and love, we are surrounded by a feeling of despair and our hope is lost, Donkey Kong has won once again... And there's nothing we can do
After our loss we are taken to the dungeons, a cold place full of sadness and impotence, the Voice shows us one of the many other ones who challenged the almighty Dong and lost, all he says is :
"He has no style he has no grace
This kong has a funny face"
Showing us that the kong once was a very brave and loved warrior, but after his encounter with the Dong he lost all that made him great, losing his grace, losing his style... And the way he says "Funny face" shows how gruesome the consequences can be, since the kong we have been presented to has his whole face disfigured as a scar of his encounter
We can hear many other voices screaming "Wallnuts, Peanuts" being the only food we have after entering the despairful dungeons, falling each day more into darkness as more and more Nuts are ingested into us...
This took me a whole hour, studying poetry has helped me decipher the meaning of this song
I cannot dispute this. It must be true.
Dang
I have no style, I have grace. This Kong has a funny face.
Jesus christ
i *was* going to post the lyrics before i saw this comment and realized that i would have study poetry my whole life simply to catch up with you. Bravo.
"Good to see you...K. Rool."
i’ve never seen a verified comment with only 7 likes. eh, better leave it at that
TWINK
Good to see YOU Chris!
Wow! I can't wait to play Finest Fantasy IV and play as King k Kloud and fight against Donkiroth.
No heart for Kirbopher. Rip
DK literally looks like he's about to give the most powerful "BOI" with that left hand of his lmao.
Slappernova
I like ya cut G
Youre from NY arent you 💀
@@Smoothcarries No actually
B. O. II
one day i'm going to wake up with this playing in my head and cry when it happens. i don't want to hear "walnuts, peanuts" chanting when i wake up
Would you rather hear "ravioli ravioli I'm going to bonk you in the headvioli" when you wake up and the first thing you see is someone in a Mario costume with a sledgehammer
Has no style he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face
@@tvgaming2132 at least it's not dkroth. much more preferable
dw bro i'll play it on a discord bot when ur least expecting it
Donkey Kong.
I cant say no to a thumbnail like that
"He has no style, he has no grace. This kong has a funny face."
Next level final boss.
It eventually started sounding like they were chanting "decay decay"
My sanity. Decaying.
The decayer app
Imagine what Safer Sephikong looks like.
Yes.
i accept your challenge
Its just funky kong
He has banana peels for wings
I found Sephiroth's drip form!
ruclips.net/video/F0aSDKWcIdI/видео.html&ab_channel=Holder%2FMLW
never before has someone saying "walnuts, peanuts" been more traumatizing
Why is this room so ominous Luigi why are you going to that hole Luigi no I'll get you donkey Kong
I like how the picture is basically like “boy you are gonna die” 10/10
🤣🤣🤣
Mans boutta start a berleezy roast on someone with that hand out like that
This is the _definitive_ version.
Dongfinitive
Dongfinite Expansion
Club penguin dance activate
New Funky Mode
Expand donk
When King Kong loses to Godzilla, it will appear as though everything comes to a stop. In that foreboding stasis, the sky will open up, and then through the fissure in the clouds, the One Winged Kong will descend.
Bro spoiler warning
@@TomatoRadio this was posted before the movie, which means he technically predicted the outcome. Unfortunately, the villain wasnt one-winged kong coming to fight godzilla
And Godzilla suits up into MechaGodzilla for a showdown with the One Winged Kong. (Yes I know that's not quite how it works)
I won't be seeing you later
With Kingdom Hearts coming to PC, I want this modded into the Sephiroth fight
You and me both, wonder if modders take commissons lol
@@SaintDicc Most definitely. If you ask nicely they might just do a model swap too.
and change him into dk
All I can hear is “I shower you with coconut cream pie” in Sephiroth’s voice now
thanks for puting this curse on me now i cant stop imagining this
I dont know sephiroth's voice that well, since its Japanese, and my smooth English brain cannot comprehend Japanese voices.
@SaintSquared i dont know that voice either.
@@twisting_badger Well now you have an excuse to watch 2000s Justice League
Terrifying if he whispered that to Aerith after penetrating her body
“If you wanna clap...”
Something tells me I don’t have much of a choice
J O I N I N T O O
KNOW THE WORDS
I like how, while you do need to know the words and join in, he takes into consideration your feelings and only makes you take them through if you want to clap
Your getting me excited for a game that doesn’t exist
So basically mighty number 9
Donkey Fantasy VII
Fury Bowser verses Kong 2021
You're*
Is it a platformer like Donkey Kong, or an RPG like Final Fantasy?
Introducing Donkey Kongtasy 7!
Diddy Konstrife must work with Team KONGVALANCHE to destroy the K. Rool Korporation. Then he remembers an old friend-turned enemy and has to fight him, as well. Will he survive? Will he defeat sephidong? Find out in the sensation that struck the world like a storm! With monumental characters such as Canda Konghart, Dixierith Kongainsborough, and Funket Kongace, this game is sure to be a blast(out of your coconut gun)!
With sequel Bananadvent Children
Sephirotj is dk sooo I would preffer k rool as cloud "K.Loud"
@@MegaSonicfan23 And the other game in the series, Donkey Kongstasy 7: Cranky Core
This is beautiful
I'm fucking crying at "Sephidong"
Imagine galeem getting sliced in half and dying, but instead of sephiroth floating menacingly behind its just donkey Kong with a massive katana
Maximum fear achieved
Banana katana
And long luscious anime hair
With the dk crew floating behind him chanting this
The monkey masume
3:21 Whaaaaat the "veni veni venias" part is so gooooood holy crap.
WALNUTS PEANUTS
When the gun is not fast enough to defeat an ugly crocodile.
*whips out long banana katana
@@hoogis Expand Masamune 😎
If there is any moment more emotional than when Donkey Kong comes down from the sky to blast Dixie Kong with the coconut gun through the chest, it can only be the moment Diddy realizes he wasn't actually a member of the DK Krew, and was in fact living out the memories of his deceased friend Funky Kong.
I made this joke on the original but I want to say it again:
If dk was still the main villain of the mario series.
Also, god-slayer DK.
Oof, you think that sephiroth stabbed mario because he's got a little dk DNA in him thats mixed with the evil Roth DNA?
And bowser is similar to president shinra
I mean, Dk did punch the moon out of the sky
@@pickling2787 Can we even consider that small planetoid "the moon?" That moon isn't even the size of the actual moon--being it a couple of islands large. I don't even consider the planets in Mario Galaxy real planets because they're far too small to be considered actual planets.
Absolutely beautiful. When can we expect to see One-Winged Kong: Advent Bananas?
Advent Diddies
Advent crap pies
One-Winged Kong: Advent Coconut
One Winged Kong: Advent Kremlings
Advent chimps
“And then there’s Aerith...
She’s dead.”
Ouch
@el_fantastico 666 bruh everyone knows by now
*DK! AERITH'S DED*
@el_fantastico 666 yeah i suppose lol
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte HOLY SHIT YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME HOW
Do people want a 2.5 final chapter remix version with:
- Louder vocals
- No pitch shifting
I guess so
It'd be nice, because my biggest gripe with this is the high pitched DK.
Ya
Sure
YES
This man straight up made the solar system explode just because "where banana"
I can image DK flying to K Rool and saying “Hello King K. Rool, Shall I give you despair?” In a very manly voice
so... The donkey Kong country show's va?
3:38 the chanting of walnuts and peanuts killed me, well done man
Donkey Kong can TOTALLY use Meteor, and doesn’t even need Black Materia. Just look up the ending of Donkey Kong Country Returns!
Kong can punch the moon at the earth like its majora's mask
gna be "that" guy and say you probably mean Meteor. Tho I wouldn't doubt he can use supernova w/o black materia
@@dr.kleimann Nah, DK just jumps super high and claps to destroy the sun.
Considering how, canonically speaking, Sephiroth’s ‘Supernova’ happens in his half-fake half-real pocket dimension... Donkey Kong is actually stronger cuz he
1. Don’t need no half assed pocket dimension
2. Dont need no weak ass magic
3. Dont need no black materia
Just DK WAHOOOO 😎👌
@@AsteroSloth And that's another reason why it's Meteor that DK uses in DKCR, not Supernova: it's *real.*
Also because the moon in that game is clearly a meteor, just like the one in Majora's Mask... 😎
I guess clouds and aeriths love wasn’t stronger than a golden banana
It sounds like he's saying decay which is way more intimidating than it has any right to be
o h n o
Niko pfp
@@purespirit7222 indeed
Holy crap your right
It’s sephikongs way of warning the enemy of what he’ll do to their moral that would lead to the crippling of their will to upkeep their style and grace in combat thus leaving them wide open to a shot from his coconut gun of spurt firing despair that always leaves his enemies with a “funny face”
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE, GRAPES, ORANGE, MELON, COCONUT SHELLS
DONKEY KONG.
You fucked up the lyrics, so I'm gonna fuck your wife.
No, no, it's Walnuts, peanuts, walnuts, peanuts, walnuts, peanuts, walnuts, peanuts, *Donkey Kong.*
*Donkey Kong.*
@@louismessina9163
In One-Winged Kong, it is
Come on, Cloud. Take it to the fridge.
*pineapple smells
Even though this is insanely ridiculous, it is seriously the one of the best crossover remixes I’ve heard in a long time....it is perfectly cut and balanced. It just works really really well. 🤣
The line "Has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face" sounded way more threatening than anything I've ever experienced before.
It haunted my dreams.
I thought it said “he has no god, he has no race, this kong has a funky face” which is just as scary
@@code8155 What kind of ears do you have to hear "style" as "god"?
@@BBoy4040 the kind were i have a terrible mental illness and sometimes my ears hear the wrong thing apparently
"I will never be...bananaless..."
LMAO this is such a hot take on our modern society XD. Just the name of the video alone speaks volumes about the prioritization of social norms. In the title, "One-Winged Kong" the artist only uses one half of Donkey Kong's real name symbolizing both a fall from grace and society's pushing of social norms. The removal of the forename "Donkey" takes away what made the individual Donkey Kong so special. Though some may argue that, he isn't a "donkey" he should still have the right to keep the title if he so chooses. Another hint of this hot take is can also be found in the title of this composition, "One-Winged Kong" the title given to "Kong" after his forename is stripped away from him is "One-Winged" yet symbolizing another fall from grace. These subtle "title details" aren't the only things hinting at such a harsh topic however, in the lyrics of artist St. Franklin's piece it states, "has **no style**, he has **no grace**, this **Kong has a funny face**". The lyric "has no style" is clearly showing that Donkey Kong has been stripped of his aforementioned forename of "Donkey" taking away what made him special aka his "style". Moving forward, the next lyric "he has no grace" yet again shows Donkey Kong's current state and how he's fallen from grace due to social norms. Finally, the final lyric to this dense part of the piece, "this Kong has a funny face" this closing line shows Donkey Kong's feelings toward appealing to society these lyrics evoke shame, sadness, and disgrace all at the same time because while Donkey Kong tries to appeal to the public both him and the audience sees him as a joke; making up the line "this Kong has a funny face". Overall, St. Franklin is showing what the pushing of social norms can do to a beloved character such as "Donkey Kong". Gone, but not forgotten.
Truely a masterpiece
Never forget that if you know the words you can join in too.
ikr someone had to say it. thanks
"Man writes paragraph about internet shitpost."
“I will never not be known well..."
The one-Winged Kong
“Wow, I defeated Bizarro Kong. Glad that’s over, it was so hard!”
*Safer DK Descends*
*Safer DK casts Expand Dongernova*
Dongernova, lol
You literally almost killed me with Dongernova
Sephikong is summoning a giant Crystal Coconut to destroy DK Island
Bananova
He punches the moon which functions as the meteor
For some reason I read this with the "OH NO" Lego City ad voice.
@Barry III Quick! Deploy the Blast-o-Matic!
...
*"HEY!"*
You can build the Blast-o-Matic!
Charge the laser!
Destroy the One-Winged Kong!
And save DK Island!
The NEW Final Fantakong collection from Lego City!
(Limit charges not included. Each set sold separately.)
nonsense, the crystal coconut is the materia that will summon a giant banana from space to destroy the island.
"Diddy, I've had a great idea. Let's bring the DK Isles back together."
You literally just went "watch me make this even better" and did exactly that
This unironically slaps and I'm mildly upset at this fact
Cry harder
@@cjlite0210 what
@@en4135 refer to the first reply
@@cjlite0210 That doesn't really answer anything since you replied to a compliment by telling me to cry lmao.
@@cjlite0210 "Cry harder" just sounds so sexual to me, but then again, it me you're talking about... i'm a fucking degenerate.
Finally, the enhanced version has reached 1M views, as it deserved to.
It's reached 1M views. Know the words. Join in too.
And that’s how St. Franklin became an entity far beyond humanity in every single way.
"Good to see you... K. Loud."
Your comment is top tier
Severely underrated comment.
Amazing.
Never has the prospect of Lanky Kong been so terrifying
Honestly not sure how I feel about the revised lyrics here. The line "If you wanna clap" isn't nearly as menacing as "So ya wanna clap?" from the original if only because it carries the implication that DK is giving you a choice in the matter, a clear departure from the more self-centered, commanding, and cruel demeanor the first member of the DK Crew exhibited in his one-winged debut.
“Know the words, join in too!”
REUNION
This makes me want to go to a doubles tournament and just play Sephiroth/DK with a friend while blasting this on some speakers
I literally have an out of body experience when the main melody comes in. The way the lyrics fit into the song take me all the way out.
This time the sword isn't compensating for something
He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He turned Aerith into
An empty shell...
Underrated comment
Now that's even more horrible then killing her
This probably needs to be played by default whenever a DK faces Sephiroth in Smash.
One-Winged Kong: Fully Expanded coming tomorrow. Vocals made louder, pitch shifts removed, and dong fully expanded to 1 hour long.
I simply cannot wait
nice
Please have another awesome DKroth pic with the vid. It is truly majestic and is the cherry on top of this amazing remix.
Will there be an Advent version as well?
poggers
Mom: The internet is a scary place with kidnappers and pedophiles!
The Internet:
This is way more terrifying than those fools ever could be.
@@TomatoRadio Exactly.
YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT, I AM SCARED NOW
Well, this is even more terrifying.
What makes this working so well is that it feels like the chant is cheering for DK, making all stakes against whoever is challenging him, in other words, the player character. So it truly feels like a final boss
King k. Rool: stay where you belong, in my memory.
Donkey Kong: i will never be a memory
this awakens a primal fear in me, something i can't explain but still horrifies me
the jew fears the one-winged kong
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u wtf
@@torchybeacon245 Hebrew ig?
Therapist: Sephikong isn't real, he can't hurt you
Sephikong:
if he had masamume with those arms I’d be more terrified of him than sephiroth
S E P H I K O N G
Here’s a Crown for commenting first: 👑
@@plantbot9593 Donkhiroth
Thank you
He got tired of being the leader of the bunch, *now he wants to be the leader of the world*
He's the planet's greatest threat
The son of Jenova
He's finally back
To cast Supernova
His masamune
Can slice through your heart
If it cuts you
You'll be split apart
He's darker, meaner, and eviler too
He's the sole surviving member of the Ancient crew
I love and hate how this almost works.
_C'mon, Cranky! Take it to the fridge!_
@@bonjoviwankenobi8533 M-m-m-mako, mythril, monsters in pots
Lifestream energy, and materia slots
Ah yeah
I can still hear a phantom Version of the original chorus.
It’s frightening, how often I’ve listened to One Winged Angel at this point.
Yeah, the worst part is I can still sing the original choir while this is playing. This and Dancing Mad are peak gaming soundtracks. The meme isn't half-bad either.
When you and your boy play Donkey Kong and Sephiroth in a Doubles Tournament
This really is the strangest time line
This is the summoning ritual to bring Chunky back from the dead.
Edit: thank you for 1k likes Chunky Kong Clan.
This comment underrated asf ayo 😭😭
pft, amateurs.. when all you really need is a phænanabird down
chunky's here for you
know the words
join in too
dont you
wanna clap
take you through
monkey rap
@@happily_4everafter CK! Chunky Kong!
And then theres chunky. Hes RISEN.
this video literally stopped me from self harming thank you
The "DECAY! DECAY! DECAY! DECAY!" chant really makes this a menacing final boss theme for the gorilla demigod Sephikong who brings destruction and decay to all that he touches in Donkey Kongtasy 7 (as well as in the Super Smash Bros. series). It's a shame the track wasn't included in Smash Ultimate. smh
I think it was included, but they got rid of the lyrics, which were the best part.
Me: Why does this cave smell like rotting flesh?
Everyone else at the sacrificial ritual: 0:00
DECAY
DECAY
DECAY
DECAY
"Five years ago you were……”
“……constructed by Funky Kong, piece by piece,
right after my treehouse was burnt.”
“A puppet made up of vibrant
Kong cells, DK knowledge,
and the power of the Golden Bannana.”
“An incomplete DK-clone.
Not even given a number.
……You are Diddy Kong.That is your reality.”