Although not considered a canon bossfight due to it taking place in the What-If scenario, where Shaqiroth wasn't beaten in the final fight of Kingdom Hoops VII, it's said to be the hardest bossfight in the franchise as of now. The bossfight takes the most preparation of all the others due to its chaotic nature and uses many game mechanics in a final test of skill. The bossfight consists of 9 bosses with chaotic attack patterns plus a few set attacks. All of the alternate Sephiroths can use regular slashes, weaker variations of Shadowflare and Gigaflare, aswell as Meteor. If you don't finish off atleast one version of Sephiroth before their 3rd turn cycle the 9 variations of "Meteor" are launched at once for a guaranteed OHKO. All variations of meteor grant different status effects. During the bossfight, Shaqiroth is shielded by a barrier in the middle of the arena, sitting on his throne. For every Sephiroth you beat, a portion of the arena breaks down, leaving only a few platforms to travel between which are a risky choice of transportation with the amount of projectiles that are fired. After 8 of the Sephiroths have been defeated only the middle of the Collosseum will remain for one final battle. It is highly recommended to finish off Spongeroth first, because his attacks are weaker than the others. Spongeroth does deal alot of damage in a single hit, but he has to predict your attacks, so you won't suffer from a low healthbar going nuts on him. If Sephikong uses Coconut-Gun Barrage first, it's better to focus on Souljaroth, because he won't attack until the third attack from Sephikong and therefore allows for free phases, however this strat requires you to pay attention to the Coconut-Gun Barrage since getting caught up in a barrage will cost you alot of health, potentially killing your run if you came underprepared. If you want absolute certainty for your survival, going to the last shop before the boss is highly recommended. You should take atleast 20 Ripe Banana's for health recovery and three Basket Balls to increase your speed and damage output for the fight.It's also recommended to take Morshu's Suspicious Pills with you to counter the status effects of the meteors. This will require you to grind alot of Hoops pre-fight, but it'll be worth the reward. After beating a Sephiroth variant of any choice, they'll use their Meteor again. With atleast one of them down you will always survive the hit, and you'll get a bit of a grace period to recover from the hits. You'll be hit by multiple status effects, which can be cured with Morshu's Suspicious Pills. If Sephikong reaches half of his max health, he will use "Cranky Kong Showdown." Like last time, Cranky Kong Showdown features Cranky Kong in his chair, flying in the air and spinning while firing Coconut-Guns. Finishing off the attack, Cranky will fire a laser that takes 5 seconds to fire. Cranky Kong will lock his eyes onto you for the full 5 seconds, followed by a flash taking half a second before finally firing the laser. The laser can only be dodged from the sides, as the laser is as long as the radius of the arena and "slashes" downwards from higher up, which means you can't jump over it. After Cranky Kong Showdown, Sephikong will attack more frequently. If he's hit to his last 10% health before 5 attack cycles have passed, he'll escape through a portal and resides behind Shaqiroth behind the barrier. *This is not a recommended strategy,* due to Sephikong firing his Coconut-Guns at any Slam-Jams used by Shaqiroth, strengthening the attacks and speeding the balls up by alot, hindering the other fights if not taken into account. If Sephikong doesn't use Cranky Kong Showdown before 5 attack cycles pass, Psyphiroth will use "Dance-Op" which is also from his respective previous bossfight. He'll start dancing which if not countered by using your Dance attacks, will start dealing more and more damage to you. Sussyroth will assist Psyphiroth by attempting to stab you in the back with his blade. This isn't a huge problem, as you can hit the blade with the Fighter's Dance Style that features punches and kicks, which also deals massive damage to Psyphiroth resulting in two easy kills if you pull it off. Assuming everything went according to the second scenario, you'll have defeated Spongeroth, Psyphiroth and Sussyroth before the second meteor. This only leaves the original Sephiroth, , Morshuroth, Souljaroth, Gaijinroth, Sephikong and Shaqiroth. Morshuroth might use his "Bribe," offering Hoops but accepting the bribe will be followed by a barrage of attacks. Morshuroth can also use "Ripped off!" which heals him by 15% health. He's not a huge threat as he mainly heals himself and when defeated once again escapes into a pocket dimension. He'll leave various items on defeat which increase for every Sephiroth defeated before him, therefore it's recommended to only defeat him after defeating Spongeroth, Psyphiroth and Sussyroth during their unique attacks. Souljaroth uses the Dance Mechanic aswell, therefore we recommend you to use either the Singer's Grace Dance Style or the Fighter's Dance Style. It's generally the same as Psyphiroth's Dance-Op but with a different attack pattern, and instead of Sussyroth helping, Sephikong will fire his Coconut-Gun at you, which you can break the bullets of if you use a Dance Style, dealing critical damage to Souljaroth in the process. Gaijinroth uses his blade to charge at you if you don't use dance styles to battle, and once Souljaroth is defeated becomes an easy kill as he's terrible at close range, having only 45% accuracy on his blade swings. However, his blade hits will deal alot of damage, so it's recommended you dodge nontheless. If you hadn't beaten him yet, you'll have to beat Sephikong before the second phase of the fight. After you've beaten the Alter-Sephiroths, a cutscene starts: The original Sephiroth Descends from the upper floors of the arena as the other variants of Sephiroth flee from the battlefield through portals opened by Shaqiroth. "So you've beaten many variations of me, I applaud you. I am the real deal, however. Will you keep standing and prevail against me, even after the many battles you've gone through only a little while ago? I'll show you what true dispair looks like." Shaqiroth and Sephikong perform a ritual, and Sephiroth gets cloned with the sacred mirror arts. Sephiroth is capable of using Octaslash, Shadowflare, megaflare and gigaflare as his special attacks, next to his regular attack, which are just slashes with his Masamune. The true Sephiroth has 2 times the health of Mirror-Sephiroth, but finishing off the real one before the mirror variation kills the mirror clone aswell. Once the real Sephiroth has been defeated, the Collosseum breaks down. A survival phase happens, as for a full minute Sephikong provides a last line of defense for Shaqiroth. Sephikong uses Banana Slamnova, which launches 5 huge attacks at you. If you manage to survive the hits (by blocking with good timing, or taking the hit and surviving) you get to finish off Sephikong. After you finish off Sephikong, Shaqiroth breaks down his barrier. As he sends Sephikong through a portal, another cutscene follows. "I congratulate you for coming this far, defeating every Alter Sephiroth and even the original. You singlehandedly wiped out my army. However, this is not the end. You may have crushed my army, but my goal of ruling the Space Jam Franchise hasn't ended just yet. You made a grave mistake opposing me, and I'll show you what happens to those who choose the wrong side!" The cutscene ends with Shaqiroth opening a new portal leading to a grand cathedral. Shaqiroth can use multiple attacks from the previous Sephiroths, being able to use full copies of the real Sephiroth's special attacks, aswell as a variant of Cranky Kong Showdown, instead being renamed to "Cranky Kong's will" featuring a ghost of Cranky using lasers to block off certain parts of the stage reducing the space you have. He can also use Banana Slamma Revised, Last Op, Souljabeam Breakdance, True Preparation, Scam Artist, Suspicious Doppelgänger and his signature special attack: Slamnova of a thousand slams. He'll use Slam-Jam as his regular attack. He has alot of health and is very aggressive, doesn't heal and frequently throws basket balls around the cathedral. Once he's at 25% health, he'll use Final Dunkin', and at 5% health the fight ends. "I see, so that's why my army failed. You're too strong.. This is not the end of me. By sending back the Alter-Sephiroths you beat up, I've prevented reality from falling apart. I will come back with even more Alter-Sephiroths, so you better prepare for when the time comes. I WILL claim the Space Jam Franchise for myself, and you cannot stop me!" You are rewarded with a golden basket ball at the end of the battle, serving as a trophy, granting an achievement and a strong weapon to do the re-match with. If you triggered Cranky Kong Showdown in the fight, you also earn a Coconut-Gun, which is a ranged weapon that rapidly fires and serves as the highest damaging weapon in the game, at the cost of having weak blocks. This meme contains 1547 individual words or 9153 individual characters
@@LSlinky66 Yeah I forgot to paste his portion into the script, can't edit the original comment anymore so I'll put it here: Sesiraar is a unique portion of the bossfight, not always being present. He occasionally enters the arena while you are fighting another Alter-Sephiroth, and he'll definitely be a fairly tough obstacle. Sesiraar prefers ranged attacks and getting close to him makes him strike you with alot of force, having 95% accuracy (The highest accuracy regular attack in the game!) and breaking through shields. If he happens to appear whilst fighting Souljaroth or Psyphiroth, it's best to keep him distanced as you won't be able to block his regular melee attack using the Dance mechanics. In the unfortunate scenario that this happens, it's best to finish off the other Alter-Sephiroth you're fighting and then going after Sesiraar. Although not having unique attacks, Sesiraar has corrupted versions of the original Sephiroth's attacks and are stronger than most of the other Alter-Sephiroths. His meteor is the only one that causes the "Corruption" status effect, which glitches out some of your values and your items temporarily, so it might be hard to cure yourself. This plus some others i added to the original script would've made 1725 words or 10280 individual characters in total.
Sephiroth: "Meteor" Sussyroth: "Sus-eor" SephiKong: "Banana Slamma" Shaq'iroth: "It's Time To Slam Down" Souljaroth: "Crank Dat Meteor" Psyphiroth: "Mete-Gangnam Style" Sesiraar: "Metereororeor" Morshu-roth "Lamp Oil, Ropes, Bombs!" Spong-iroth: "I'm Ready *To Never Be A Memory"*
and when their part is taken out, it's replaced with the original one winged angel. after all of them the song is just the original and you fight the original sephiroth
I don't þink ðe world is ready for *RUSH “““KEEP POSTING ABOUT “We Are Stepping on ðe Number One Bad CROWNED DistrUGHcting Space Souljakong Behind ðe Otamatone's Þesislovania: Dripzzare Shrekirþ Champion CynþiAyayamongusVentiure Part 5: Battle of ðe Roses Skirt Fire Emblem Fate / Grand Order ft. PSY, King Dedede, Wario, Sephironald McDonald, DJ Poyo, Krabberoþ, Saness U.N. Dertale Was Her?, (B-side) (Corruption mod),” I'M REALLY FEELING IT” but uhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm but bad-nightCORE! (Sparta Remix)” but beats 2 and 4 are swapped but it keeps getting faster but it's bass boosted but every 2 measures are looped 10 times” (glitchless) (any%) (WR)*
@@Empy_C. Yhea but it is ready for *RUSH “““KEEP POSTING ABOUT “We Are Stepping on the Number One Bad CROWNED DistrUGHcting Space Souljakong Behind the Otamatone's Thesislovania: Dripzzare Shrekirth Champion CynthiAyayamongusVentiure Part 5: Battle of the Roses Skirt Fire Emblem Fate / Grand Order ft. Dante from the Devil may cry series, PSY, King Dedede, Wario, Sephironald McDonald, DJ Poyo, Krabberoth, Saness U.N. Dertale Was Her?, (B-side) (Corruption mod),” I'M REALLY FEELING IT” but uhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm but bad-nightCORE! (Sparta Remix)” but beats 2 and 4 are swapped but it keeps getting faster but it's bass boosted but every 2 measures are looped 10 times (accapella cover) (intense metal cover) (guitar cover) changing vocals” (glitchless) (any%) (WR) daycore but decent beatstreet remix Retrospecter remix ft. new funky mode! +bowsers fury +bowsers minions.*
POV: You, Cloud Strife, decided to hide from Sephiroth in the Internet after he found you in Smash. But like how he always manages, he’s found you… And he’s brought back up.
this sounds like it’s going to be an experience in which it feels like you’re rapidly phasing between the 7th stage of hell, the highest point in heaven, and all 5 stages of grief at once
Imagine having to fight 10 different seperate incarnations of Sephiroth solo, all of whom possess different move sets and abilities, and not just that, but fighting them all at *the same time.* So basically like an actual Final Fantasy mega boss.
"You. Are. Doomed." The Multiverse has become destabilized. All realites begin to collapse under the weight of every Sephiroth together in one reality. As every reality begins to collapse, many sense it. The Skeleton feels it in his bones. Clouds of every reality feel terror within their hearts. Cold Blades within a chest are felt. As reality cracks, Shaqiroth calls out. Kingdom Hoops must remain whole. Morshuroth begins to gather his supplies to hide out within a small pocket dimension, richer always. Sussyroth knows everything that is about to play out, and simply stops. Souljiroth cranks his way to oblivion in a final act of battle. (Error). Donkey Kongiroth tastes his last banana. Spongiroth thinks about everything, he knows he will never be a memory. Psyiroth uses his style to assist Shaqiroth as best he can. Lonely Goombiroth looks deep in his blade, wondering if this is the true end. Across reality, another Sephiroth's bones feel haunted, blue flames lighting his blade. Reality is doomed.
It doesn't matter where you hide.... It doesn't matter who you pray... It doesn't matter why... They'll find you... You'll join them... . . . Don't run . . . Surrender . . . Don't be happy worry . . . Sus
**Psy, Soulja Boy, Donkey Kong, Shaquille O'Neal, biggayrapper, and three ominous figures that are all standing under different colored lights are all arguing over each other** **Sephiroth walks into the room, everyone immediately quiets down** Shaquille: What's the plan boss? Sephiroth: The same plan as always, Shaquille, try to destroy the universe.
"Everyone quiets as they hear a cacophony of power. From the sky Sephiroth descends, and a portal opens from behind him. You all watch in fear as an army of annihilation appears before you. You hear the great theme of destruction begins. The slams, the beach steps. The style, the ding. The lamp oil, rope and bombs. The Soulja, the banana guns firing, the lonely. The chants all explain the same thing. You. Are. Doomed."
The one-winged angle cinematic universe, is one of my personal favourite properties, and to see it get a crossover to this capacity, brings a tear to my ear. All answers will be revealed, all slams will be jammed, and the Kingdom Hoops lore gets even more nonsensical. All this and more in St. Franklin's cathedral, where angles are plentiful. So... Are you ready for the ultima experience?
One winged angel, starring: Shaqiroth Sussyroth Souljaroth Sessyrot Sephikong and PSYiroth With guest appearences from: Morshuroth Spephibob Squareiroth and Gaijinroth
@@garfieldunderpants9914always has been (actively having my sense of humour irreparably changed because of the madness of all of this. Especially One Winged Magenta and the Senate Verse)
Time to be that one guy who asks for a One-Winged Angel Rebirth version of this because the fans can never get enough of these wonderful sensual overloads.
I was unfortunately busy and had to compromise with putting my phone in my pocket and putting on headphones and could not listen to it with visuals or tune into the livestream chat. Due to this, I could not see visuals and it took me a couple seconds to piece together that _oh my god he put in Goomba Got Back._ I am thankful that I had to wear a mask because no one around me would see my face of pure shock.
Update: I have witnessed dispair. There are no words when it comes to my absolute dissapointment with humanity that such a sinful thing such as this would have the displeasure of going through my auditory holes. This world is doomed.
The fact that most people will go their entire life without seeing this utter masterpiece should be considered a crime. We need a sequel with new characters like Shrekiroth and Robbieroth Sephirotten.
The final lyric of the song is, "Come back when you're a little mmmm richer." It sounds like this isn't over. They're all fleeing the fight right before the final blow can be struck, in preparation for another, even more climactic battle later in the story.
**Dials phone number** “Hello, Nobuo Uematsu? I’d like to turn your song into a hodgepodge of whatever I think of.” **One-Winged Angel comically starts playing**
I know before it even releases that this is the greatest thing I will ever see, and that nothing will ever top this. But I can tell, I won't be sad. This will be a jam to remember.
im waiting for the lore guy to comment so I can finally understand why shaq'iroth has assembled an group of alternative versions of himself, perhaps for the greatest slam down basketball tournament, or is it simply a ploy to divert our attention? The plot thickens, and so does the body count of my brains cells dying
THIS BOSS WAS SO HARD AS A KID! You needed to know so many strats just to even stand a chance! You needed to know how to BLJ, wavedash, L cancel, and Speed storage.
You need to know how to also not be sus, do the Gangnam style, not have a stroke while playing against Sesiraar, have enough rupees to buy your lamp oil, ropes, and bombs, step on the beach, slam down, distract SephiKong with your entire banana hoard, and avoid Souljaroth's MasaYOUUUUne
Actual Sephiroth: Our reunion at last. Let us go to the promised land with mother. Souljaroth: We shall superman all the hoes Psyphiroth: Not me, I'm a motha fucken gentleman. OP! Sussiroth: StOp TaLkInG aBoUt HoEs!! Shaqiroth: We'll stop once all has been slammed Sephikong: Come, let us take it to the fridge.
I like to think that they're all in a battle against theirs worlds version of cloud and Sora at once, and when the music focus on one of them it's because they're attacking
after the events that took place at midkong, sussyroth was set to turn everyone into sussy bakas with the help of Souljaroth to crank dat hoe like in district 7. meanwhile in bikini bottom, spongiroth was battling it out with Cloud star when psyroth came to help by bringing the black materia that summoned the gangnem meteor. All the roths gathered at bikini bottom to have souljaroth crank dat gangnem meteor to destroy the world, however, aereth krabs had summoned the secret formula with the help of the planet's supreme drip and repelled the gangnem meteor. however, sussyroth used the supreme drip to turn everyone into sussy bakas and end the world by finding everyone who was sus
Dude, your content is evolving and improving at such an incredible rate. I'm also enjoying that the channel lore is evolving at the same speed. At this rate we'll all be lore. Even YOUUUUU.
The white outlined figure in the background is Morshu-roth, the yellow one is Spong-iroth, and the red one is (I think) normal/Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth
This is the craziest and best thing I ever heard, there is something literally for everyone, IM DEAD. Your One Winged Angel remixes are first rate, thank you so much!!
Anyone know how to beat the Spongebroth phase? He keeps stepping on the beach, it's tough dodging all the attacks while trying to sneak attacks in while he's vulnerable. Feels like Ikaruga all over again
It's like that of a huge final boss battle of all boss battles, like each of them just comes out of nowhere each smacking you with their own grand entrance and you're like _"OLY SHIET!!! IT'S YOU! AND YOU! OMG!!! AND YOU, TOO!!!? NOOO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!! And... who the heck are you?"_ That Goomba's like that one character you would only know if you played that portable version of the game you barely have money for.
This is so weirdly hype in a very meme-y way! XD The only way this could be any more hype was if, after all the meme edits ran their course, the actual normal One-Winged Angel would play lol
This was the moment that really said how powerful the Sephiroth's were the fact that Sephikong alone could dispatch the entirety of organization XIII that easily gets put into perspective how doomed you really where
As the sky begins to fracture if it was glass Cloud looks in fear seeing reality brings in Sephiroths from other realities to take over the multi verse.
They all take down Cloud with ease but when Shaqroth is about to make the final blow he stopped by Suspheroth saying that he should do the final blow. This then begins a battle to who will kill Cloud.
The battle begins with Spongephroth Pants sending a giga flare at Sodjaroth with him dodging it with Sodjaroth getting behind Spongephroth Pants killing with his giga whip.
Donkeyroth then does a Banana Slamma on Susphiroth. This would be lead by a Sussy flare being sent back. Both survive but are heavy injured and both run to recover.
One winged ideas: - One winged clown (Tricky the clown sings one winged angel) - One winged cashgrab (the Porky rapping scene for space jam 2 that defenitly wasen't a last second addition to try to capitalize on a famous DDR clone of the funky kind)
![One Winged All-Star: Rebound (Quad City DJs vs. Nobuo Uematsu) [One Winged Angel Rebirth Slam]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C3O2QnSvw-Y/mqdefault.jpg)
Although not considered a canon bossfight due to it taking place in the What-If scenario, where Shaqiroth wasn't beaten in the final fight of Kingdom Hoops VII, it's said to be the hardest bossfight in the franchise as of now.
The bossfight takes the most preparation of all the others due to its chaotic nature and uses many game mechanics in a final test of skill.
The bossfight consists of 9 bosses with chaotic attack patterns plus a few set attacks. All of the alternate Sephiroths can use regular slashes, weaker variations of Shadowflare and Gigaflare, aswell as Meteor. If you don't finish off atleast one version of Sephiroth before their 3rd turn cycle the 9 variations of "Meteor" are launched at once for a guaranteed OHKO.
All variations of meteor grant different status effects.
During the bossfight, Shaqiroth is shielded by a barrier in the middle of the arena, sitting on his throne.
For every Sephiroth you beat, a portion of the arena breaks down, leaving only a few platforms to travel between which are a risky choice of transportation with the amount of projectiles that are fired. After 8 of the Sephiroths have been defeated only the middle of the Collosseum will remain for one final battle.
It is highly recommended to finish off Spongeroth first, because his attacks are weaker than the others. Spongeroth does deal alot of damage in a single hit, but he has to predict your attacks, so you won't suffer from a low healthbar going nuts on him. If Sephikong uses Coconut-Gun Barrage first, it's better to focus on Souljaroth, because he won't attack until the third attack from Sephikong and therefore allows for free phases, however this strat requires you to pay attention to the Coconut-Gun Barrage since getting caught up in a barrage will cost you alot of health, potentially killing your run if you came underprepared. If you want absolute certainty for your survival, going to the last shop before the boss is highly recommended. You should take atleast 20 Ripe Banana's for health recovery and three Basket Balls to increase your speed and damage output for the fight.It's also recommended to take Morshu's Suspicious Pills with you to counter the status effects of the meteors. This will require you to grind alot of Hoops pre-fight, but it'll be worth the reward.
After beating a Sephiroth variant of any choice, they'll use their Meteor again. With atleast one of them down you will always survive the hit, and you'll get a bit of a grace period to recover from the hits. You'll be hit by multiple status effects, which can be cured with Morshu's Suspicious Pills.
If Sephikong reaches half of his max health, he will use "Cranky Kong Showdown." Like last time, Cranky Kong Showdown features Cranky Kong in his chair, flying in the air and spinning while firing Coconut-Guns. Finishing off the attack, Cranky will fire a laser that takes 5 seconds to fire. Cranky Kong will lock his eyes onto you for the full 5 seconds, followed by a flash taking half a second before finally firing the laser. The laser can only be dodged from the sides, as the laser is as long as the radius of the arena and "slashes" downwards from higher up, which means you can't jump over it.
After Cranky Kong Showdown, Sephikong will attack more frequently. If he's hit to his last 10% health before 5 attack cycles have passed, he'll escape through a portal and resides behind Shaqiroth behind the barrier. *This is not a recommended strategy,* due to Sephikong firing his Coconut-Guns at any Slam-Jams used by Shaqiroth, strengthening the attacks and speeding the balls up by alot, hindering the other fights if not taken into account.
If Sephikong doesn't use Cranky Kong Showdown before 5 attack cycles pass, Psyphiroth will use "Dance-Op" which is also from his respective previous bossfight. He'll start dancing which if not countered by using your Dance attacks, will start dealing more and more damage to you. Sussyroth will assist Psyphiroth by attempting to stab you in the back with his blade. This isn't a huge problem, as you can hit the blade with the Fighter's Dance Style that features punches and kicks, which also deals massive damage to Psyphiroth resulting in two easy kills if you pull it off.
Assuming everything went according to the second scenario, you'll have defeated Spongeroth, Psyphiroth and Sussyroth before the second meteor. This only leaves the original Sephiroth, , Morshuroth, Souljaroth, Gaijinroth, Sephikong and Shaqiroth.
Morshuroth might use his "Bribe," offering Hoops but accepting the bribe will be followed by a barrage of attacks. Morshuroth can also use "Ripped off!" which heals him by 15% health. He's not a huge threat as he mainly heals himself and when defeated once again escapes into a pocket dimension. He'll leave various items on defeat which increase for every Sephiroth defeated before him, therefore it's recommended to only defeat him after defeating Spongeroth, Psyphiroth and Sussyroth during their unique attacks.
Souljaroth uses the Dance Mechanic aswell, therefore we recommend you to use either the Singer's Grace Dance Style or the Fighter's Dance Style. It's generally the same as Psyphiroth's Dance-Op but with a different attack pattern, and instead of Sussyroth helping, Sephikong will fire his Coconut-Gun at you, which you can break the bullets of if you use a Dance Style, dealing critical damage to Souljaroth in the process.
Gaijinroth uses his blade to charge at you if you don't use dance styles to battle, and once Souljaroth is defeated becomes an easy kill as he's terrible at close range, having only 45% accuracy on his blade swings. However, his blade hits will deal alot of damage, so it's recommended you dodge nontheless.
If you hadn't beaten him yet, you'll have to beat Sephikong before the second phase of the fight.
After you've beaten the Alter-Sephiroths, a cutscene starts: The original Sephiroth Descends from the upper floors of the arena as the other variants of Sephiroth flee from the battlefield through portals opened by Shaqiroth.
"So you've beaten many variations of me, I applaud you. I am the real deal, however. Will you keep standing and prevail against me, even after the many battles you've gone through only a little while ago? I'll show you what true dispair looks like."
Shaqiroth and Sephikong perform a ritual, and Sephiroth gets cloned with the sacred mirror arts.
Sephiroth is capable of using Octaslash, Shadowflare, megaflare and gigaflare as his special attacks, next to his regular attack, which are just slashes with his Masamune.
The true Sephiroth has 2 times the health of Mirror-Sephiroth, but finishing off the real one before the mirror variation kills the mirror clone aswell.
Once the real Sephiroth has been defeated, the Collosseum breaks down. A survival phase happens, as for a full minute Sephikong provides a last line of defense for Shaqiroth. Sephikong uses Banana Slamnova, which launches 5 huge attacks at you. If you manage to survive the hits (by blocking with good timing, or taking the hit and surviving) you get to finish off Sephikong.
After you finish off Sephikong, Shaqiroth breaks down his barrier. As he sends Sephikong through a portal, another cutscene follows.
"I congratulate you for coming this far, defeating every Alter Sephiroth and even the original. You singlehandedly wiped out my army. However, this is not the end. You may have crushed my army, but my goal of ruling the Space Jam Franchise hasn't ended just yet. You made a grave mistake opposing me, and I'll show you what happens to those who choose the wrong side!"
The cutscene ends with Shaqiroth opening a new portal leading to a grand cathedral.
Shaqiroth can use multiple attacks from the previous Sephiroths, being able to use full copies of the real Sephiroth's special attacks, aswell as a variant of Cranky Kong Showdown, instead being renamed to "Cranky Kong's will" featuring a ghost of Cranky using lasers to block off certain parts of the stage reducing the space you have.
He can also use Banana Slamma Revised, Last Op, Souljabeam Breakdance, True Preparation, Scam Artist, Suspicious Doppelgänger and his signature special attack: Slamnova of a thousand slams. He'll use Slam-Jam as his regular attack.
He has alot of health and is very aggressive, doesn't heal and frequently throws basket balls around the cathedral. Once he's at 25% health, he'll use Final Dunkin', and at 5% health the fight ends.
"I see, so that's why my army failed. You're too strong.. This is not the end of me. By sending back the Alter-Sephiroths you beat up, I've prevented reality from falling apart. I will come back with even more Alter-Sephiroths, so you better prepare for when the time comes. I WILL claim the Space Jam Franchise for myself, and you cannot stop me!"
You are rewarded with a golden basket ball at the end of the battle, serving as a trophy, granting an achievement and a strong weapon to do the re-match with. If you triggered Cranky Kong Showdown in the fight, you also earn a Coconut-Gun, which is a ranged weapon that rapidly fires and serves as the highest damaging weapon in the game, at the cost of having weak blocks.
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this man just wrote an entire essay
You forgot sesiraar,does he not appear during the fight? I'm assuming he does,as the soundtrack for this fight contains a portion of his theme.
@@LSlinky66 Yeah I forgot to paste his portion into the script, can't edit the original comment anymore so I'll put it here:
Sesiraar is a unique portion of the bossfight, not always being present. He occasionally enters the arena while you are fighting another Alter-Sephiroth, and he'll definitely be a fairly tough obstacle. Sesiraar prefers ranged attacks and getting close to him makes him strike you with alot of force, having 95% accuracy (The highest accuracy regular attack in the game!) and breaking through shields. If he happens to appear whilst fighting Souljaroth or Psyphiroth, it's best to keep him distanced as you won't be able to block his regular melee attack using the Dance mechanics. In the unfortunate scenario that this happens, it's best to finish off the other Alter-Sephiroth you're fighting and then going after Sesiraar. Although not having unique attacks, Sesiraar has corrupted versions of the original Sephiroth's attacks and are stronger than most of the other Alter-Sephiroths. His meteor is the only one that causes the "Corruption" status effect, which glitches out some of your values and your items temporarily, so it might be hard to cure yourself.
This plus some others i added to the original script would've made 1725 words or 10280 individual characters in total.
The commitment to this
Sephiroth: "Meteor"
Sussyroth: "Sus-eor"
SephiKong: "Banana Slamma"
Shaq'iroth: "It's Time To Slam Down"
Souljaroth: "Crank Dat Meteor"
Psyphiroth: "Mete-Gangnam Style"
Sesiraar: "Metereororeor"
Morshu-roth "Lamp Oil, Ropes, Bombs!"
Spong-iroth: "I'm Ready *To Never Be A Memory"*
No one could have guessed the lonely goomba would be one of the Sephirothi
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 excuse me, *"S e p h i r o t h i ?"*
Respect my Giga-Dong please
@@sephikong8323 maybe, maybe not
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 that's Gaijin Goomba... unfortunately
Ah yes the Sephipsydongsoulshaqdingroth crew is here
Don’t forget goomspongemorsusiraariroth
The perfect crew doesn't ex....
Oh fuck
LOL EVERY SEPHITEAM IS HERE!
You know franklin sometimes just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Read the pinned comment on this video:
ruclips.net/video/Ft0pv2qCJJE/видео.html
its a gift from God
Cloud: It's like every nightmare I ever had fused into one, cloned itself, f**ked the clone, and then made those!
"Life... uh, finds a way!"
"That is *terrifyingly* accurate!"
This actually a boss rush where after each boss you kill, their part of the song is taken out.
and when their part is taken out, it's replaced with the original one winged angel. after all of them the song is just the original and you fight the original sephiroth
@@theighthsage lame
@@moosesues8887 what would you rather have?
@@theighthsage the music gets worse
I thought buss rushes were each boss sequentially, not all at once
This should be a tradition where each year this gets extended and more characters are added.
I agree.
Super Sephiroth Bro's?
@@airstrikegaming8263 Do the one winged Mario!
I don't þink ðe world is ready for *RUSH “““KEEP POSTING ABOUT “We Are Stepping on ðe Number One Bad CROWNED DistrUGHcting Space Souljakong Behind ðe Otamatone's Þesislovania: Dripzzare Shrekirþ Champion CynþiAyayamongusVentiure Part 5: Battle of ðe Roses Skirt Fire Emblem Fate / Grand Order ft. PSY, King Dedede, Wario, Sephironald McDonald, DJ Poyo, Krabberoþ, Saness U.N. Dertale Was Her?, (B-side) (Corruption mod),” I'M REALLY FEELING IT” but uhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm but bad-nightCORE! (Sparta Remix)” but beats 2 and 4 are swapped but it keeps getting faster but it's bass boosted but every 2 measures are looped 10 times” (glitchless) (any%) (WR)*
@@Empy_C. Yhea but it is ready for *RUSH “““KEEP POSTING ABOUT “We Are Stepping on the Number One Bad CROWNED DistrUGHcting Space Souljakong Behind the Otamatone's Thesislovania: Dripzzare Shrekirth Champion CynthiAyayamongusVentiure Part 5: Battle of the Roses Skirt Fire Emblem Fate / Grand Order ft. Dante from the Devil may cry series, PSY, King Dedede, Wario, Sephironald McDonald, DJ Poyo, Krabberoth, Saness U.N. Dertale Was Her?, (B-side) (Corruption mod),” I'M REALLY FEELING IT” but uhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm but bad-nightCORE! (Sparta Remix)” but beats 2 and 4 are swapped but it keeps getting faster but it's bass boosted but every 2 measures are looped 10 times (accapella cover) (intense metal cover) (guitar cover) changing vocals” (glitchless) (any%) (WR) daycore but decent beatstreet remix Retrospecter remix ft. new funky mode! +bowsers fury +bowsers minions.*
POV: You, Cloud Strife, decided to hide from Sephiroth in the Internet after he found you in Smash. But like how he always manages, he’s found you… And he’s brought back up.
Unfortunately, my profile picture is Cloud...
@@kroton09yt15 Looks like his summer vacation is over
@@rocknrevolt938 **Cloud casually dissolves into Roxas**
@@kroton09yt15 Hehehehe
@@rocknrevolt938 **Lazy Afternoons starts playing but it's bass boosted by 9,000**
It hasn’t even come out yet and I already hate it.
Franklin what have you done?
this sounds like it’s going to be an experience in which it feels like you’re rapidly phasing between the 7th stage of hell, the highest point in heaven, and all 5 stages of grief at once
So, Earth but A S C E N D E D .
Imagine having to fight 10 different seperate incarnations of Sephiroth solo, all of whom possess different move sets and abilities, and not just that, but fighting them all at *the same time.* So basically like an actual Final Fantasy mega boss.
can confirm
dont forget being able to transcend all 10 dimensions
This is just the chanting of the celestial council in heaven
"You. Are. Doomed."
The Multiverse has become destabilized. All realites begin to collapse under the weight of every Sephiroth together in one reality. As every reality begins to collapse, many sense it. The Skeleton feels it in his bones. Clouds of every reality feel terror within their hearts. Cold Blades within a chest are felt.
As reality cracks, Shaqiroth calls out. Kingdom Hoops must remain whole. Morshuroth begins to gather his supplies to hide out within a small pocket dimension, richer always. Sussyroth knows everything that is about to play out, and simply stops. Souljiroth cranks his way to oblivion in a final act of battle. (Error). Donkey Kongiroth tastes his last banana. Spongiroth thinks about everything, he knows he will never be a memory. Psyiroth uses his style to assist Shaqiroth as best he can. Lonely Goombiroth looks deep in his blade, wondering if this is the true end.
Across reality, another Sephiroth's bones feel haunted, blue flames lighting his blade.
Reality is doomed.
Beautiful
help_roth
Good job on the pin Dom, I’m proud of you
Despite popular opinion, that's Goomba Gaijin not Lonely Goomba
It doesn't matter where you hide....
It doesn't matter who you pray...
It doesn't matter why...
They'll find you...
You'll join them...
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Don't run
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Surrender
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Don't be happy
worry
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Sus
They are the members of the Latin chorus that’s in every version of One Winged Angel
This should be framed in a museum… also, shut up Franklin… I know what I said
You haven't even heard it yet lmao
@@SaintDicc the image alone is too powerful tho
@@SaintDicc he's right
Also, I know, man
@@sorasmash2022 sussyroth
**Psy, Soulja Boy, Donkey Kong, Shaquille O'Neal, biggayrapper, and three ominous figures that are all standing under different colored lights are all arguing over each other**
**Sephiroth walks into the room, everyone immediately quiets down**
Shaquille: What's the plan boss?
Sephiroth: The same plan as always, Shaquille, try to destroy the universe.
One of them is morshu, I know that much.
@@williamgeorge3111 'tis now revealed
Not just the universe, The Whole Multiverse.
*enraged ape noises*
@@DonkeyKongJr D K D K D K D K
If you listen closely, you can hear Cloud having a mental breakdown in the corner
I can hear all of them
"Everyone quiets as they hear a cacophony of power. From the sky Sephiroth descends, and a portal opens from behind him. You all watch in fear as an army of annihilation appears before you. You hear the great theme of destruction begins. The slams, the beach steps. The style, the ding. The lamp oil, rope and bombs. The Soulja, the banana guns firing, the lonely. The chants all explain the same thing.
You. Are. Doomed."
Cloud: ruclips.net/video/prRGW5lzU-M/видео.html
Cloud: i can't even laugh at my memes in peace
Like the doom part where everyone comes out the portals the fight the demons except its all sephirothi
The Wendigos
I fail to put into words how powerful this one image is.
The one-winged angle cinematic universe, is one of my personal favourite properties, and to see it get a crossover to this capacity, brings a tear to my ear.
All answers will be revealed, all slams will be jammed, and the Kingdom Hoops lore gets even more nonsensical. All this and more in St. Franklin's cathedral, where angles are plentiful.
So... Are you ready for the ultima experience?
You mean angel. The only angle is Ramiel
Is this some forshadowing for One Winged Octagon with Jack Blackiroth?
The time has finally arrived for all the forms of sephiroth to unite and destroy the slamiverse
This is the end of the multiversity
One winged angel, starring:
Shaqiroth
Sussyroth
Souljaroth
Sessyrot
Sephikong
and PSYiroth
With guest appearences from:
Morshuroth
Spephibob Squareiroth
and Gaijinroth
My goodness this is the culmination of earth’s finest discoveries combined into one song
I’m picturing it now…
… Everybody’s One-Winged Angel: Rebirth.
*Reunion
@@mettatonneoex so this is the Reunion Sephiroth was talking about
Advent Country
@@garfieldunderpants9914always has been (actively having my sense of humour irreparably changed because of the madness of all of this. Especially One Winged Magenta and the Senate Verse)
Dear Jenova
Those are an awful lot of Sephiroth's
Mom Jenova will be proud of her sons
We thought he couldn't outdo himself.
We were wrong.
That thumbnail set off my fight-or-flight response
good
Time to be that one guy who asks for a One-Winged Angel Rebirth version of this because the fans can never get enough of these wonderful sensual overloads.
I was unfortunately busy and had to compromise with putting my phone in my pocket and putting on headphones and could not listen to it with visuals or tune into the livestream chat. Due to this, I could not see visuals and it took me a couple seconds to piece together that _oh my god he put in Goomba Got Back._ I am thankful that I had to wear a mask because no one around me would see my face of pure shock.
For months I was looking for a name for that, thank you
Players: We have a huge party ready to defeat you Sephiroth
Sephiroth: That's fine, but who said your facing just me?
*This song starts playing*
Update: I have witnessed dispair. There are no words when it comes to my absolute dissapointment with humanity that such a sinful thing such as this would have the displeasure of going through my auditory holes.
This world is doomed.
This is, hands down, the most blursed mashup to ever grace the world. Well done.
A weapon to surpass One Winged Space Kong.
Endgame is the biggest crossover they said.
Love that you even included Steppin on the One Winged Beach. a classic.
Spunky Animations blessed us with that
@@SaintDicc Darn right
@@SpunkyDunk You made a true internet classic
@@SaintDicc Thanks I really appreciate that. :)
@@spunkystreams2170 that was my alt account haha
This song better trigger my fight or flight reflex the way one winged all star did when I heard it for the first time
It did not :(
So in ðis video, we've got:
• Slamiroþ
• Morshuroþ
• Susiroþ
• Souljaroþ
• Sesiraar
• Sephikong
• Spongiroþ
• PSYphiroþ
• Gaijinroþ
0/10 mashup, not enough Sansiroþ and Swaggeroþ
Never thought I'd see someone in the RUclips comments using eth and thorn.
@@tieger1313 that's what brought me to this comment also. wild man.
This will never be a memory
The fact that most people will go their entire life without seeing this utter masterpiece should be considered a crime.
We need a sequel with new characters like Shrekiroth and Robbieroth Sephirotten.
The final lyric of the song is, "Come back when you're a little mmmm richer."
It sounds like this isn't over. They're all fleeing the fight right before the final blow can be struck, in preparation for another, even more climactic battle later in the story.
This is only their first form.
Everyone knows the final boss has at least 3 forms of increasing power.
For another Reunion
Came here to make sure the infamous "EEE EEE EEE, EEE EEE EEE" lyric made it in. All is well. It's a masterpiece.
Okay, now THIS submission is gonna get accepted by GiIva
**Dials phone number**
“Hello, Nobuo Uematsu? I’d like to turn your song into a hodgepodge of whatever I think of.”
**One-Winged Angel comically starts playing**
For someone called the one wing angel, there seems to be a lot of wing in this situation.
I know before it even releases that this is the greatest thing I will ever see, and that nothing will ever top this. But I can tell, I won't be sad. This will be a jam to remember.
im waiting for the lore guy to comment so I can finally understand why shaq'iroth has assembled an group of alternative versions of himself, perhaps for the greatest slam down basketball tournament, or is it simply a ploy to divert our attention? The plot thickens, and so does the body count of my brains cells dying
this is too much power we all need to be afraid
This is like encountering the hardest boss in a game on the hardest difficulty while being majorly unprepared
With the space jam song in here and the way Sephiroth treats cloud. I'm convinced that Sephiroth is secretly a Looney Tune.
THIS BOSS WAS SO HARD AS A KID! You needed to know so many strats just to even stand a chance! You needed to know how to BLJ, wavedash, L cancel, and Speed storage.
You need to know how to also not be sus, do the Gangnam style, not have a stroke while playing against Sesiraar, have enough rupees to buy your lamp oil, ropes, and bombs, step on the beach, slam down, distract SephiKong with your entire banana hoard, and avoid Souljaroth's MasaYOUUUUne
All while listening to this demonic masterpiece of a secret true final boss's theme
@@kroton09yt15 I've had many failed speedruns from bad rupee and sesiraar rng
Watch out for the gigan goomba chain attack with sehpirar and morshu.
@@poliorice3600 that's why I said "not have a stroke while playing against Sesiraar"
Actual Sephiroth: Our reunion at last. Let us go to the promised land with mother.
Souljaroth: We shall superman all the hoes
Psyphiroth: Not me, I'm a motha fucken gentleman. OP!
Sussiroth: StOp TaLkInG aBoUt HoEs!!
Shaqiroth: We'll stop once all has been slammed
Sephikong: Come, let us take it to the fridge.
Souljaroth really Supermaned that hœ when he ran her clean through with the MasaYOUUUUne
What about Sesiraar?
@@Empy_C. He wasn't invited to the family reunion
@@Empy_C. He (d)evolved into Sussyraar
@everyone in this reply section *he still came anyways*
oh jesus fucking christ what is this franklin
I like to think that they're all in a battle against theirs worlds version of cloud and Sora at once, and when the music focus on one of them it's because they're attacking
How can a human even possibly concieve this
You're truly a god amongst men
I have been to the depths of insanity and back
@@SaintDicc i thank you for your sacrifice
My birthday: July 23rd
St. Franklin: I have a wonderful present for you, shall I give you this remix
I don't know how to feel about the inclusion of Gajin Goomba, but it's a feeling akin to fear.
"I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I get up in those boombas?"
after the events that took place at midkong, sussyroth was set to turn everyone into sussy bakas with the help of Souljaroth to crank dat hoe like in district 7. meanwhile in bikini bottom, spongiroth was battling it out with Cloud star when psyroth came to help by bringing the black materia that summoned the gangnem meteor. All the roths gathered at bikini bottom to have souljaroth crank dat gangnem meteor to destroy the world, however, aereth krabs had summoned the secret formula with the help of the planet's supreme drip and repelled the gangnem meteor. however, sussyroth used the supreme drip to turn everyone into sussy bakas and end the world by finding everyone who was sus
What the hell does any of this even mean?!
@@Pufflizard no one knows
@@Pufflizard *It's more lore to this never ending story.*
@@Pufflizard lore
You’ve got a nice name and pfp
"I'm a motherfucking ***Donkey Kong***" fucking murdered me-
This is the most ambitious cross over ever made. Sakurai is now jealous, congratulations.
Dude, your content is evolving and improving at such an incredible rate. I'm also enjoying that the channel lore is evolving at the same speed. At this rate we'll all be lore. Even YOUUUUU.
The white outlined figure in the background is Morshu-roth, the yellow one is Spong-iroth, and the red one is (I think) normal/Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth
Little did we all know it was the Lonely Goomba.
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 *Gaijin Goombah. Lonely Goomba always gets confused for him in Goomba Got back. Poor guy lmao
This is the craziest and best thing I ever heard, there is something literally for everyone, IM DEAD. Your One Winged Angel remixes are first rate, thank you so much!!
Diddysora: Aren't you afraid of becoming someone else?
PSYphiroth: I'm a motha fucken DONKEY KONG!!!
Cloud "Get back into the meme archives where you belong."
Sephiroths: "We will never.... be a meme."
Never have I been more excited for anything before than to this piece of art
Anyone know how to beat the Spongebroth phase? He keeps stepping on the beach, it's tough dodging all the attacks while trying to sneak attacks in while he's vulnerable. Feels like Ikaruga all over again
It's like that of a huge final boss battle of all boss battles, like each of them just comes out of nowhere each smacking you with their own grand entrance and you're like _"OLY SHIET!!! IT'S YOU! AND YOU! OMG!!! AND YOU, TOO!!!? NOOO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!! And... who the heck are you?"_
That Goomba's like that one character you would only know if you played that portable version of the game you barely have money for.
This is what we've all been waiting for... This menace to society brings us all our cursed version of joy
This is the sound of having a stroke
This is so weirdly hype in a very meme-y way! XD
The only way this could be any more hype was if, after all the meme edits ran their course, the actual normal One-Winged Angel would play lol
Millions of years for this masterpiece to be created.
Cloud: *Has a heart attack*
Every time I think humanity has peaked, you make a new masterpiece that outdoes the previous one.
Sephiroth in the Multiverse of Madness
Sephiroth; Welcome to the Sephirothverse Cloud.
Watched Shaqiroth's space jam one time, then the recommendation evolved to DK being included and now this? It's... It's getting stronger!
My man Franklin knocked it outta the park, no the galaxy
One-Winged Multiverse
What I find funniest is Sephiroth and regular One Winged Angel aren't in this. They got every version except the original
The madman actually did it, i can't believe it
I just listened to it and have ascended to the 14th plane of existence. Nice.
This is an uncomfortable amount of katanas, hair and feathers in one spot.
All of the sephiroths: *approaches*
Me who’s repeated the song and looped 6:26 literally 50 times: *you underestimate my power
Wow. This is amazing. This changed my life. Truly the best thing I've heard. Thank you for allowing me to experiment this.
When humanity dies, this needs to be the sole piece of media to survive. The aliens will discover this, and know fear.
Maybe the real One-Winged Angel was the friends we made along the way
Ah yeah, I remember this part, its when Susiroth, Spongiroth, Shaqiroth, Psyiroth, Sephikong, Souljaroth, Sephirihpes, Sephishu, and Gajinroth fight Cloud Sus, Cloud Tentacles, Clalt Strisney, Cloud BTStrife, Cloud DDD, Vanilla Strife, Clouolc, Link Strife, and Furry Hunter Strife
Instead of the Portals scene from Endgame, it’s just this, and I have... NO idea how to feel about that reality.
One Winged Endgame.
Oh frick, it's the ultra rare SEPHIROTH SMORGASBOARD!
Man it's like a whole reunion
Is this the multiversal war they were talking about at the end of loki
I bet Sephiroth variants would be even more difficult to deal with than Kang variants.
There are universes where all of these characters but Loki exist
@@patheticest there are also universes where characters except for people that aren't Sephiroths ONLY exist
This was the moment that really said how powerful the Sephiroth's were the fact that Sephikong alone could dispatch the entirety of organization XIII that easily gets put into perspective how doomed you really where
As the sky begins to fracture if it was glass Cloud looks in fear seeing reality brings in Sephiroths from other realities to take over the multi verse.
They all take down Cloud with ease but when Shaqroth is about to make the final blow he stopped by Suspheroth saying that he should do the final blow. This then begins a battle to who will kill Cloud.
The battle begins with Spongephroth Pants sending a giga flare at Sodjaroth with him dodging it with Sodjaroth getting behind Spongephroth Pants killing with his giga whip.
Donkeyroth then does a Banana Slamma on Susphiroth. This would be lead by a Sussy flare being sent back. Both survive but are heavy injured and both run to recover.
@@taytenlorn7971 STOP POSTING ABOUT LORE! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
One winged ideas:
- One winged clown (Tricky the clown sings one winged angel)
- One winged cashgrab (the Porky rapping scene for space jam 2 that defenitly wasen't a last second addition to try to capitalize on a famous DDR clone of the funky kind)
One Winged *Golden* Clown: sephironald
You are a legend! there are not enough kh mixes like this one.
When Shaqiroth said he’d summon everybody, they meant everybody!
One-Winged Morshu, Sussyroth, Souljaroth, Sessyrot, Sephikong, Safer Squarepants, Psyiroth, Gaijin Angel…
The only thing that would have made this 1000% times better is having every single one play at the same time towards the end
God damn it Hojo!
Stop treating Jenova cells like Frank's Hot Sauce. You can't inject them into everything!
Hojo: challenge accepted
I have no words
This is what perfection looks like
Now we just need the Mother 3 version as the backing track.
The thumbnail is peak "we are going to beat you to death" enegry
I’ve never been more hype for a mashup.