@@Faust294 from a normal distance I hear DK or decay, when I put it close to me I hear decay and farther than normal/putting the volume down I hear “d***head* (I did that so my phone doesn’t make a curse word “saved” on the board thing)
"Donkey's here for you. Know the words, Join in too. Don't you wanna clap? Take you through Monkey Rap. Donkey Kong!" Is the most menacing threat I've ever heard.
God, what a horrifying scene it was when DK burnt down Crocodile Isle and slaughtered the Kremlings in cold blood with his Coconut Gun. I'll never forget the scene where he faces the camera, turns, and walks on all fours into the flames that surround him.
And then when he ripped that women to bloody shreds, ate a plumber while litsening to him scream in pain, let’s not forget that city he destroyed, it chills me to my heart
@@boneking591 It was DK Country Returns where he literally slammed the moon to crash land of the Giant living Tiki Tower right after defeating Tiki Tong.
I’d like to imagine that this is built around the fact that donkey Kong and sephiroth are both 3 syllable words. Like that came first, everything else came later.
Even after all the one winged kong covers I still consider this the definitive one. It might not be the earliest one or have the most moving parts but the sheer absurdity and usage of chanting has earned my respect
@@cosmicneko7225 It's not like the gravity/ailment version we got. It's meant to just slam you. It's also why the mechanic of killing jenova with knights of the round causing supernova earlier and increasing sephiroth's stats exists. Without knights, it's 5000 damage or so, but with knights... I think it hits for 8000 damage at that point, maybe 9000, On some characters it might just 9999 you even? Gotta be max level or abuse HP up materia to survive at that point.
@@monstermaker73 Something tells me that if his brain matches his strength, he would be nearly impossible to defeat. But for now he'll have to stick to punching the moon into a volcano filled with yellow fruit.
@@soaguywalksintoabar8673 well I mean, he destroyed their homeland and basically drove them to extinction, I’m surprised mario hasn’t tried to kill dk, I’m sorry, I mean DECAY, why hasn’t Mario tried to kill decay
That's what I said! Imagine an army marching and saying that, accompanied by a literal fucking orchestra alongside with several generals singing the main lyrics. God I'd die just from the terror of that sight
he has no style he has no grace this Kong killed the human race edit 2(this time it isn't the lyrics):there is a point where you sometimes wish you were not one of the top comments on a video but hey since i am responcible for one of the top comments might as well redirect people to some quality music final fantasy 9 ost necron final fantasy 6 ost dancing mad put the song names cause the links randomly break
Nintendo characters are mega-OP in general. Faster than light, powerful enough to destroy stars, unimaginably durable. It's kinda scary that Diddy Kong could probably kill Superman.
We're playing One-Winged Angel in the UMD GSO this semester and I was advised to look this up after reading "walnuts peanuts walnuts peanuts DONKEY KONG" in the rehearsal notes a few weeks ago. Crying laughing, excellent job
De cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay
He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,
@@thespectacularspider-man2549 imagine trying to make a "joke" about trans suicide and telling somone they should join them while getting the "joke" percentage wrong. Can't you do anything right...
@@thespectacularspider-man2549 yet you have time to do this, mate if you're bothered by something just ignore it, no reason to bother anybody when you can walk away
Sounds very tribal for sure, but one can't help but laugh at the timing and how well this has aged throughout 2020. Not to mention I love to think that the Reunion is just people chanting for "DK, DK, DK, DK, DONKEY KONG!"
He punched the Moon!. You think you're gonna live a hit from him?!. Even when he couldn't care less about winning, or EVEN trying?!. (Listen up son. If you're having trouble, maybe i should call a plumber. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!.)
1:23 So he's here for you. Know the words, join in too! Do you wanna clap? Take you through monkey rap. DONKEY KONG! 1:41 Coconut gun. It is a gun. Can fire in spurts. It's gonna hurt! DONKEY KONG 3:21 Has no style, He has no grace! This Kong has a funny face! ("Walnuts Peanuts" Chanting) DONKEY KONG!
SO, HE'S HERE FOR YOU; KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO! DO YOU WANNA CLAP? TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU; KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO! DO YOU WANNA CLAP? TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! COCONUT GUN IT ISN'T FUNNY CAN FIRE IN SPURTS IT'S GONNA HURT! SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU; KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO! DO YOU WANNA CLAP? TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP! DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG! [Intermission: Cranky Takes it to the Fridge] HAS NO TIE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! HAS NO TIE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! HAS NO TIE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! HAS NO TIE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE! HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS) A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS) A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS) A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS) HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS) HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS) THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS) A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS) DONKEY KONG! (HUH!) DONKEY KONG! (HUH!)
it's not QUITE the same as no body, but have you ever seen an immage of a biblical angel? it's not just some person with wings and a halo. wings, eyes, and circles everywhere.
He has no style
He has no flair
This kong will bring the world despair
Donkey Kong, HUH
He has great hair
He will cast Flare
You better watch out for, his sick back air!
what about dis pear
monokong
Donkey kong when he collides with the earth in 5 minutes.
*SHALL I GIVE YOU THIS BANANA SLAMMA*
DK DK DK DK
I mean he has canonically punched the moon out of the sky.
Love the reference to the Twitter parody account.
I read this comment on New Years and fucking cried
"My mother is Jenova. My father...." *laughs*
"He's bigger, faster, and stronger too. He's the first member of the DK crew." -Sephiroth
*DKDKDKDKDK*
Donkey kong DK
SPOILER ALERT
His father is Hojo, iirc
You clever bastard. I love it.
@@Daryl90 I like how it also rhymes
"Coconut gun. It is a gun."
It's hard to argue with his assessment
Agreed
XD
this comment is golden
I always thought it was “Coconut gun. It isn’t fun.”
@@AlaskanMapping9265 it is
Reject JENOVA
Return to monke
Best joke I've seen here
Yes
And still burn down Clouds hometown
@@vanilla1749
Reject Nibelheim
Return to monke
Surpass Jenova
And become Monke (°-°)
_"KNOW THE WORDS. JOIN IN TOO."_
That's a very intimidating lack of options.
Don't you. Wanna clap
Are they trying to brainwash me or something
Guess I have to now
@@videogamahagain no they are kindly asking you
Don’t you wanna clap,take you through,monki rap
@@Pariah999 DONKEY KONG!!
"wasted"
excuse you that was time well spent
Indeed
my thoughts exactly-
Truer words are yet to be spoken
He isn't inviting you to join in.
He's demanding you know the words and join in too.
UH OH
Beginning sounds like a ritual where everyone is chanting "decay, decay"
cannot unhear
This got 10 times scarier.
Now I could just imagine Sephi-Kong coming at me marching making me decay
I hear
DK, DK, DK, DK, DK
Decay, decay, decay,
Dick Head,dick head,Dick Head
@@Faust294 from a normal distance I hear DK or decay, when I put it close to me I hear decay and farther than normal/putting the volume down I hear “d***head* (I did that so my phone doesn’t make a curse word “saved” on the board thing)
I hate this, it’s gloriously cursed and aged well.
"aged well?" It's 8 months old
@@heyfamilyguy It aged well because Sephiroth's in Smash now with Donkey Kong
mood
It will never be a memory.
even more crazy is dk is an incredibly good counter to sephiroth
The chanting of "DK" sounds less like a silly rap, and more like the legions of Mordor as they close in on helpless villages.
But my lord no such force exists!
*_D K D K D K D K D K D K D K D K D K D K D K_*
The board is set...the kongs are moving
@@johngreen8921 God. Why?
@@aliesterus1.023 THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY KONG.
@@Wheja_sciart You know, I expected this. I hoped that it wouldn't happen, but it did.
"Donkey's here for you. Know the words, Join in too. Don't you wanna clap? Take you through Monkey Rap. Donkey Kong!" Is the most menacing threat I've ever heard.
Made me cry in fear
It is my honour to present to you, your 900th thumbs up!
"Know the words, join in too."
This isn't an offer, it's a demand.
so is “don’t you want to clap?”
@@landios9555 He is implying that if you (the victim) do not clap, he will shoot you with his coconut gun.
yes i know but thank you for explaining to the one person who didn’t
I like the idea of someone commanding you to aquire the knowledge of the lyrics somehow
Hes not giving us much of a choice is he... Nice picture by the way.
Sephiroth: "I will never be a monke."
"Stay where you belong... In Kongo Jungle."
*Transforms into winged monke*
Donkey Kong: join me brother, and together we can achieve the highest Monke power
He atally is no monke he it grilla
RETURN TO MONKE SEPH YOU MUST
That scene where Sephikong kills Pauline with Bananamune still gets me in tears.
It was a big plot twist that was instrumental for Mario’s character arc.
I still cry when I hear the word "Bananaslamma."
Yeah, now all who've seen him, call him... *the one banana slamma kong*
F throw into blast zone's gate
BANNANNASLLLLAMMMMMMMA
❌ Style
❌ Grace
✅ Funny face
Walnuts Peanuts
So you wanna clap
Take you through
Monkey Rap
Coconut gun:
- it is a gun
- it fires in spurts
- *IT'S GONNA HURT*
So, he's here for you, know the words, join in too
K. Rool: "What's the worst that can happen from stealing all those bananas?"
DK:
kong will commit *absolute* *elimination* *of* *all* *traces* *of* *existence* on k. rool
*DK ate Golden Banana, all stats are infinite!*
DK: I shall give you Disbanana
He has no style,he has no grace,
*this kong will eliminate the k.rool race*
Precisely
These are the kind of RUclips recommendations I use this website for.
one winged kong analysis, you coward
Kirbyroth vs One-Winged Kong, the most epic battle that the world has ever seen.
do the one winged kong analysis or else I'll cry :(
Yoo it’s alex
RUclips's been recommending very strange things to me in recent times. Not complaining though.
At a certain point it’s sounds like “decay” which kinda fits for sepheroths character tbh
Don't that's scary
Shall I bring you despair?
He Gay
He Gay
He Gay
He Gay
He Gay
@@DarthDookieMan That's all that I hear now
this was probably your first comment on new years
This is what a DK Country game looks like from K. Rool's perspective.
I think this is just proof that the lyrical structure of one-winged angel is flawless
PUT MEGALOVANIA ON IT NOW TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE SONG
@@cjlite0210 THE UNIVERSE COULD NOT HANDLE ITS POWER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
@Hooda the Antagonist
That doesn't matter; Megalovania will always go with everything.
Or its proof that the lyrical structure of the DK Rap is flawless
@@gamerdomain6618 and joker gunshots
God, what a horrifying scene it was when DK burnt down Crocodile Isle and slaughtered the Kremlings in cold blood with his Coconut Gun. I'll never forget the scene where he faces the camera, turns, and walks on all fours into the flames that surround him.
That is somehow more intimidating than Sephiroth, and I've never played Final Fantasy
Bruh the way he leaps off of rooftops and faces the camera in a headfirst coconut dive is just full of the menacing swagger of De-Cay
...this is very close to the hidden ending of DKC2, except it was Diddy & K.Rool's fault
@@Chadius *wait what*
And then when he ripped that women to bloody shreds, ate a plumber while litsening to him scream in pain, let’s not forget that city he destroyed, it chills me to my heart
"Donkey Kong is here for you" is so intimationing in this context lmao
it's kinda like "the boys are back in town (to kill you)"
Intimationing is the best word
Intimationing has the same energy as legiterally.
intimidating*
"Intimationing"
All I want is for a full professional orchestra and choir to perform this song live.
Wish Granted... I think...
ruclips.net/video/bRRIF9ZszrI/видео.html someone kinda did it
@@liamwhittaker8691 ???
Quad City DJ's are already slamming DK for ya.
ruclips.net/video/Ya7jGE-DYHg/видео.htmlsi=U8BFpI2bKbCxnHwV
"I wasted 4 hours on this"
I dunno, I'd say this was 4 hours well spent.
can not agree with this more
Oh shoot its him!
Hey maverick
Ultima surprise
True
This sounds like a summoning ritual for Donkey Kong
Wait, it isn't?
@@runman624 nobody ever said it wasn't
Lets sacrifice the DK hates to Donkey Kong himself whos with me!
The soundfont even sounds vaguely similar to DK64. The lore runs deep.
Don key kong
“I wasted four hours making this.”
A small price to pay for salvation
a small price to pay for DK
a small price to pay for me
A small price to pay for the RUclips algorithm.
A small price to pay for monke
Only 2 hours if you watch it at 2x speed
He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
If you cross his path
You won't live to tell
Supernova? More like SuperMetalBarrel
"Coconut gun
It is a gun"
Oh good, I was worried it was something far more sinister, like a supernova.
No, it is even worse than super nova because that death would be quick and painless but the gun is gonna hurt as you bleed out.
Dont look up
No that would be a super nut XD
@@chris72. oh no
@@darknessakamrbutter lol
And then there's Aerith. She's dead.
Ouch bro wtf I haven't even played final fantasy and that hurts
please no thats actually pulling on my heart strings
HUH
She got clapped
Took the krew, monke rap.
When King K Rool steals your banana hoard, so you throw the sun at him.
I mean, DK did slam dunk the moon onto someone at some point
@@boneking591 yeah. Pretty sure it was dkc returns
@@boneking591 It was DK Country Returns where he literally slammed the moon to crash land of the Giant living Tiki Tower right after defeating Tiki Tong.
@@boneking591 donkey kong got so mad at tiki tong that he banana slamma'd the moon right down into him, killing him and probably everything else ever
Hmmm...
Banana Hoard + Sun = Fried Bananas
Sounds delicious!
I’d like to imagine that this is built around the fact that donkey Kong and sephiroth are both 3 syllable words. Like that came first, everything else came later.
It started with Donkey Kong and it will end with Sephiroth
Mario: Stay where you belong... in my Memories.
DK: C O C O N U T G U N ! !
*D O N K E Y K O N G I S H E R E*
*OOOOH, BANANA.*
OOOOH OOOH I WILL NEVER BE JUST A MEMORY!!
"Stay-a where you belong-a... in my memories"
DK: i will never be a memory, Jumpman.
HE HAS NO MERCY
HE HAS ONE WING
THIS KONG
WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING
HUH!
He will defeat every enemy
This Kong will never
BE A MEMORY
HUH
*_D O N K E Y K O N G ._*
He has a gun
He does not care
He will bring the world despair.
As a kremling, I could officially confirm that this is what plays every time donkey Kong walks up towards our army
then what plays when diddy kong walks towards though?
The same way you fight him in smash?
Lol
Our recommended must be the same because I see you everywhere.
@Robo Star Planet
Thunderstruck.
But LANKY KONG?
The Benny Hills Theme.
Even after all the one winged kong covers I still consider this the definitive one. It might not be the earliest one or have the most moving parts but the sheer absurdity and usage of chanting has earned my respect
Wasn’t this the first one?
I didn’t know this is a genre.
The suggestion to knowing the words, joining in too and putting your hands to clap sounds like a threat now.
Also the coconut gun part, it's no longer _if_ he shoots ya, it's just straight up
*IT'S GONNA HURT.*
Join the legions of Kong; Know the words, join in too for he is coming for you
WHEN HE SHOOTS YOU
@@TheMajesticMrL Plus the DK chanting in the beginning now sounds like some sort of cultist chant.
This is the song we use to summon dk into smash battles.
When Sephiroth and DK are in a doubles match together, this is what plays
He's here for y o u
I just played a team battle with them to this tune.
2:37
He's bigger, stronger, and faster too! He's the first member of the one winged crew!
“SO HE’S HERE FOR YOU”
I don’t know if this is a friendly gesture or a threat and i’m s c a r e d
^
k o n g is coming for you
Run.
SephiKong knows nothing of threats
Only death
"Know The Word--
*JOIN IN TOO* "
it's a threat!
言語が違おうと通用するゲームというジャンルの素晴らしさをこの動画から感じることができました。ありがとうございます。
ww
I'm so glad japanese people love this too lmao
One Winged Monke
Become one with monke
dkdkdkdkdk
I wanna be Monke!
King K Rool cowers in fear!
@@formula246 Detroit: Become Monke
Sephiroth: Shall I give you this pear?
DK: I prefer bananas, but thanks anyway.
favorite comment XD
Underrated comment! But makes sense
*Edit: dis pear
@@Hnasbap5521 this
I read that in his voice from the Donkey Kong Animated Series
DK players: DK isn't THAT hard to fight on WiFi
DK on WiFi:
D O N K E Y K O N G
3:22 fits this comment best
Until you play him
Dk mains on elite smash are my punching bag.
dk mains are terrifying on wifi
Thank you for making this. You practically kickstarted the apocalypse when you transcribed this accursed idea out of your mind.
Basically he gave you inspiration, or its the reverse true?
I thought this was just a repost of your work...
@@OtterloopBThis is the origin lol
SaintDicc has introduced some incredible variations, to be fair
Ah yes, the famous theme from the renowned series 'Primal Fantasy'.
This is the best thing I've ever read. THANK YOU.
Primal Fantasy IIV: Advent Monkis
@@alph_69 thats an incorrect way to say 3 in roman numerals
what an underrated comment
Primal Fantasy VII: Crisis Chimps
Why haven't more people seen this, this is one of the highest quality rips I've ever heard
8bit drummer just did this song... the views are gonna flood in, trust me!
@@mobcrafter731 just came from Jarod. Can confirm.
I did indeed
@@mobcrafter731 yup
It will
The lyrics saying “Walnuts, Peanuts” is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard being paired with this song.
Time?
Nvm I
Found it
3:38
@@dildoshwaggins6947
Funni face
-deez-
What every Smash players hear when a succesful fully loaded Kong punch is about to land on you and you are at over 100% damage.
What every Smash player hears when Kong picks you up at the start of the match
He has no shirt
He has one wing
This angel, has a good ass theme
never has "walnuts peanuts" felt as legit threatening as it does in this
Was just reading this, when it appeared in the video xD
or "this kong has a funny face"
This entire song is just a threatening cult ritual
"I wasted 4 hours on this."
My friend. Spending 4 hours on a masterpiece isn't wasted. It's worth it.
It is not worth it, it is more than worth it
Its not wasted, its invested
I feel like i heard the 8bitdrummer say the same thing when he responded to cabbage...
Truthpl
“We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo.”
ジャングルの中でじっとしていてくれ……
日本人いたぁぁぁ
"it isn't funny"
No, you're right. It's fucking hysterical.
No this is a profound religious experience. The only reason someone would find this funny is their own immaturity or stupidity.
@@gigamilk6981 Damn, you right. Maybe someday, I'll be smart and mature enough to start calling myself Gigamilk69.
@@abonne3154 Shots fired dude
@@abonne3154 go off
@@abonne3154 that's a third degree burn right there
"decay, decay, decay, decay"
Deep lyrics.
Very appropriate for Sephiroth
@@chordalharmony Don't you mean Donkey Kong?
@@CartoonMage good question
@@CartoonMage Donkeyroth
@@cam5588 or Sephikong
His Supernova can be summoned at will
If he casts it *IT'S GONNA KILL*
Ironically you can't die from supernova :p
@@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 😁
@@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 If you're playing the Japanese copy you will. Shit's a time limit in that version.
@@fusrosandvich3738 wait are you serious?
@@cosmicneko7225 It's not like the gravity/ailment version we got. It's meant to just slam you. It's also why the mechanic of killing jenova with knights of the round causing supernova earlier and increasing sephiroth's stats exists. Without knights, it's 5000 damage or so, but with knights... I think it hits for 8000 damage at that point, maybe 9000, On some characters it might just 9999 you even?
Gotta be max level or abuse HP up materia to survive at that point.
I'm feeling very unnerved. My own song shouldn't be giving me despair.
Monkeroth
Cheers from your 70th like, and considering that DK can send a moon careening into a planet, I believe it.
It's not your song anymore. It's his.
@@monstermaker73 Something tells me that if his brain matches his strength, he would be nearly impossible to defeat. But for now he'll have to stick to punching the moon into a volcano filled with yellow fruit.
@@williamgeorge3111 He can't completely steal it from me. At least, I won't let him.
When your at 150% and DK grabs you
You lived to 150%?
*Laughs*
I'm in danger
When you're at 25% or higher and dk lands a final smash
Who is so slow that it takes 7 minutes to back throw someone?
@@cjlite0210 the most cruel being that we have made
I dunno why I've listened to this 18 times.
I think about this song sometimes and have to come back and listen again almost every day. There's something addicting about it.
Because you are a man of culture
Noob, more than 50 👈
not enough.
Same boat
And they say art is dead. This proves that we have entered the renaissance of our era.
it was dead until this happened
peanuts. walnuts.
Art isn't dead. But you know who is? Aerith
DK mains when your shield breaks:
The chanting only just now made me realize that DK is phonetically the same as "Decay."
Why do you think Kremlins fear him so much?
@@soaguywalksintoabar8673 well I mean, he destroyed their homeland and basically drove them to extinction, I’m surprised mario hasn’t tried to kill dk, I’m sorry, I mean DECAY, why hasn’t Mario tried to kill decay
@@nataliasoto9681 because Mario simply isn’t strong enough
Alex Geter only Kirby could kill such a force
@@richardgibson8403 Precisely, he basically kills eldritch deities already anyway
So this is why we haven't had a Mario Vs. Donkey Kong RPG...
Imagine a well developed jrpg with DK and Mario as the main characters😂
It would need to be at least twice as big as final fantasy 7
He's just too powerfull
I would play it if this is DK's theme
It's all fun and games until that heartbreaking scene where DK kills Peach.
This is legitimately far more terrifying than the original. It sounds like the soldiers of the damned are marching as they salute their head demon DK
He is a gun
@@bailujen8052 _it isn't fun_
The SOLDIER of the dead
De-cay de-cay!
That's what I said! Imagine an army marching and saying that, accompanied by a literal fucking orchestra alongside with several generals singing the main lyrics. God I'd die just from the terror of that sight
"Know the words. Join in too"
*that wasn't a suggestion*
he has no style
he has no grace
this Kong killed the human race
edit 2(this time it isn't the lyrics):there is a point where you sometimes wish you were not one of the top comments on a video but hey since i am responcible for one of the top comments might as well redirect people to some quality music
final fantasy 9 ost necron
final fantasy 6 ost dancing mad
put the song names cause the links randomly break
AHAHAHAHA
BRUH
I'm sorry but I'm stealing that and using it offline
his coconut guns an orbital strike, if he shoots ya, it's your final time
Return to monke
Who could forget when DK leapt down majestically, coconut gun aimed down, and fired in spurts at Aerith?
lewd
It must've hurt
Oh no.
@@kaijupinnosso1854 Only if it hits
For the sake of all the emotionally scarred people who have seen Aerith’s death scene, do not mention it
He has no style
He isn’t free
This Kong will
Never be a memory
woah beef boss is here!!
I have to force it a little because I'm so used to saying he has no style he has no Grace this Kong has a funny face
Never be JUST a memory.
@@veeeter8402 n o t f u n n y , d i d n ‘ t l a u g h
dont forget meh
ドンキーコング64の素材が優秀すぎるしその可能性を見出だした有能に感謝
たっぷり笑わせてもらった
“BANANAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAA”
*Stabs Aeris*
Legit the best comment here
Is it Aeris or Aerith?
@@k-leb4671 in the original FF7 it was Aeris but in the remake it's Aerith
@@k-leb4671 - Aeris gang ftw
@@k-leb4671 aerith
Fighting DK and Sephiroth in doubles
I was just about to comment this lol
That sounds like a threatening combination actually. One that closes in on you with armoured moves and one that can demolish you from a distance.
I know what I'm gonna try to do now
Fighting Kirby and Sephiroth in doubles
@ who's who?
Reminder that Donkey Kong is canonically capable of punching Earth's moon out of orbit
In zero gravity, which should make it harder
So that's why you can't see the moon getting blown up in supernova i think, he really is one hell of a guy
Nintendo characters are mega-OP in general. Faster than light, powerful enough to destroy stars, unimaginably durable. It's kinda scary that Diddy Kong could probably kill Superman.
@@atomicdreamz6035 No he really couldn’t lol
@@Nin-Saber you underestimate small dk
And then, there's Aerith! She's dead.
DK!
Aerith's dead!
DK!
Now the song is over.
Hideaki Itsuno, the guy who makes fucking Devil May Cry, just confirmed he's seen this
On Twitter?
this information gives me joy
Hes why I'm here
I can't find it on his twitter where did you see it
@@arbyw.1889 He deleted it after I posted the comment
If this isn’t Kong’s entrance music when he fights Godzilla, I want a refund.
Bro I’m gonna sue HBO if this isn’t Kong’s theme
@@BeefBossWiiSports Was not in the trailer, we're filing the lawsuit
YASSSSSS
So how's that refund going?
@@averagamer9222 I’m keeping up hope that some good hearted soul will add it in the trailer 🤣🤣🤣💯💯
Sephikong likes to hoard his bananas.
But he’ll give you dis pear.
Dis pear, so delicious!
Inflicted with despair (that is a persona 5 reference)
Sephikong Will annihilate hope
*Sephikong will give you disbanana.*
We're playing One-Winged Angel in the UMD GSO this semester and I was advised to look this up after reading "walnuts peanuts walnuts peanuts DONKEY KONG" in the rehearsal notes a few weeks ago. Crying laughing, excellent job
So this is why K. Rool isn't in any more DKC games.
Oh dear
Or his wife, for that matter...
@@nooneinparticular5256 rip Queen A.Reth
Yeah he’s fuckin dead
R.I.P. K. Rool
He's the leader of the bunch you know him well,
He's coming back from the depths of hell
Therapist: Sephikong isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Sephikong: *DK DK DK DK DK DK*
Donkiroth
Monkeroth
Donkeykoth
Kong-winged angel
One-Winged Kong
I never knew the DK Rap could be this threatening
The fact that I'm hearing "Decay" makes this way more terrifying than the original song.
De cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay,de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay, de cay
He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,He gay, He gay,
be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay be gay
De cay de cay
le stolen comments have arrived
"I wasted 4 hours on this"
I'd say we have very different ideas about the word 'wasted'.
Same
DK being chanted 400 times to One-Winged Angel emits a menacing aura.
I heard the 40% were recruiting, you should join them.
@@thespectacularspider-man2549 imagine trying to make a "joke" about trans suicide and telling somone they should join them while getting the "joke" percentage wrong.
Can't you do anything right...
@@musicalmoongirl5055 The percentage goes up every year, why should I care? I don't check constantly. I have better shit to do.
@@thespectacularspider-man2549 yet you have time to do this, mate if you're bothered by something just ignore it, no reason to bother anybody when you can walk away
@@destinymace It doesn't bother me when I know they are statistically more likely to die before me.
Sounds very tribal for sure, but one can't help but laugh at the timing and how well this has aged throughout 2020.
Not to mention I love to think that the Reunion is just people chanting for "DK, DK, DK, DK, DONKEY KONG!"
Hopefully when we see some "DK vs Sephiroth videos" come up, they will be kind enough to make reference to this video. ^__^
This is unironically a jam
Correct
The virgin extra solar magic meteor VS the chad literally punching the moon out of the sky
Why not both?!
That's a great idea!!!!
Punching the extra solar magic meteor moon out of the sky.
oh.....
*I GET THAT JOKE!*
He punched the Moon!.
You think you're gonna live a hit from him?!.
Even when he couldn't care less about winning, or EVEN trying?!.
(Listen up son.
If you're having trouble, maybe i should call a plumber.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!.)
"Then theres Zack!
Hes DEAD."
why must you hurt me in this way
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUNNY FACE OF MERCY!?
-Hard DK
**overly detailed closeup of Sephiroth’s face**
*"Has no time, he has no grace. This Kong has a funny face!"*
_Why am I trembling in fear...?_
We all are
It's actually "Has no style."
@@Baconator2558 in this edit is body, the original is style
It’s body not time
@@tomas_iss7469 are you sure you're not mishearing "he" for the "dy" in body
As a Cloud player who sometimes struggles with the Donkey Kong matchup, this speaks to me on another level.
Evil Harambe is coming for you
Fr tho
SAME
It’s personal now
Cloud can’t extend dong
1:23 So he's here for you.
Know the words, join in too!
Do you wanna clap?
Take you through monkey rap.
DONKEY KONG!
1:41 Coconut gun.
It is a gun.
Can fire in spurts.
It's gonna hurt!
DONKEY KONG
3:21 Has no style,
He has no grace!
This Kong has a funny face!
("Walnuts Peanuts" Chanting)
DONKEY KONG!
SO, HE'S HERE FOR YOU;
KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO!
DO YOU WANNA CLAP?
TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU;
KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO!
DO YOU WANNA CLAP?
TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
COCONUT GUN
IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IT'S GONNA HURT!
SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU;
KNOW THE WORDS, JOIN IN TOO!
DO YOU WANNA CLAP?
TAKE YA THROUGH MONKEY RAP!
DONKEY KONG!
DONKEY KONG!
[Intermission: Cranky Takes it to the Fridge]
HAS NO TIE,
HE HAS NO GRACE,
THIS KONG HAS
A FUNNY FACE!
HAS NO TIE,
HE HAS NO GRACE,
THIS KONG HAS
A FUNNY FACE!
HAS NO TIE,
HE HAS NO GRACE,
THIS KONG HAS
A FUNNY FACE!
HAS NO TIE,
HE HAS NO GRACE,
THIS KONG HAS
A FUNNY FACE!
HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS)
A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS)
A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS)
A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS)
HAS NO TIE, (WALNUTS)
HE HAS NO GRACE, (PEANUTS)
THIS KONG HAS (WALNUTS)
A FUNNY FACE! (PEANUTS)
DONKEY KONG!
(HUH!)
DONKEY KONG!
(HUH!)
I hear has no tiny has no grace.
This needs millions of views so badly, it hurts.
An accidental masterpiece.
Which this channel had more subs so the video would get more recognition. But it will probably get more attention due to sephiroth being smash
It's not accidental, he summoned DK Sephiroth and asked him to sing
@@tatenomura7576 donkeyroth
“accidental”
Greatest 4 hour made accidental Masterpiece
king k rool: why do i hear boss music?
donkeyroth: *exist*
Sephikong
The K stands for Kloud.
@@Dante_Sparda_DMC Omg this is so good
The Kong now has muscles, a long sword, and Jenova cells, he's unstoppable
King k roth will be my made up name for king k rool
I predict that in like 4 or 5 years this is gonna be in everyone's reccomended section
Totally
You're about... 4 or 5 years too early (It was in my reccomended section)
yeah this is probably the first cycle of recomedation, we'll see it again in 10 years or so
This showed up in mine... hi future people!
It will probably reserge when the next smash bros removes him and he comes back in the next one after that.
Never have Walnuts and Peanuts been more intimidating
Mario was absolutely devastated when DK-roth gave Pauline the ol’ Banana Slamma. Truly the saddest moment in gaming.
Meanwhile in SSBU:
Cloud: OK, this match is against Donkey Kong. This should be fine.
*This song starts playing*
Cloud: OH COME ON!
LMAO! 😆😂🤣😂🤣
*donkey kong takes off mask revealing Sephiroth*
@@cameronballz6154 *Sephiroth takes off mask revealing Donkey Kong*
@@2goodsharks takes off wig to reveal Mario, takes off cap to reveal Sans, takes off mask to reveal Mii Gunner, edits Mii to reveal Minecraft Steve
Remember Donkey Kong punched moon out of orbit
Ok but
"Has no body. Has no grace."
Genuinely sounds like it's referring to a malevolent entity without a physical form
@@Alex-kp5pq i know but they changed it in this song.
@@garbageboystinkman4159 They didn't, though. I don't know how you got "body" from "style he", but it's "Has no style he has no grace" in this.
I heard heart
it's not QUITE the same as no body, but have you ever seen an immage of a biblical angel? it's not just some person with wings and a halo. wings, eyes, and circles everywhere.
I always thought it was “no time”
His swords so long, it isn’t funny.
This Kong will make cloud cry for mummy.
When you get shield broken against a DK with a fully charged Neutral-B