My bid- 4.50 in Zimbabwean dollars, one twenty fourth of a twix from 1987, a jersey made from car seats, all of pep gurdiolas hair follicles and half a leaf I found on the ground
After being an avid box supporter since the original Bruneian legend Box V2, I have a bid you can't resist. I bid, the chance to answer the phone to "Mark Work" on your dad's phone, a slightly damp packet of cup soup ( Tomato and basil ). A leaked video of Lamine Yamal, saying that Lance Armstrong is his new idol, and the rights to the box v4 original Netflix series " Life outside of my own penalty box" I'll also throw in a photo of the mouldy olive bread that birthed the box and a lateral collateral for good measure
I bid a used stick of gum, a sweater made of the afros of the previous Boxes, a stereo from a car made in 1936, a lost Bruneian history book with the story of the Box V1, a tactical board by the Box V5 on how to invade the local primary school, and a half eaten Zimbabwean dollar
I bid entire economy of west somalia, 2 used toothbrushes from 1997 , a firetruck that the box v2 stole from Bangladesh, 22 rotten tomatoes and finally the most exciting Box V4's single knee ligament.
I bid: 2 grams of Burundian grass, half of a suit worn by Rishi Sunak, an ENTIRE Kit-Kat, 0.001% ownership of a Tesco, 23 hairs belonging to Arne Slot, an old photo of Eric Djemba-Djemba's parents from 1956, and all the money that Bordeaux have in their budget.
I bid an FNG channel membership, FSGs transfer budget in january, a bottle from a bruneian recycling bin and a single sensual mick mccarthy scare for the box
I bid - Mikel Arteta’s lego hair,one dvd of the Bruneian version of Nativity,one seventeenth of a ikea box,a birthday message from Sean Dyche and a trip to Notting hill carnival
I bid your footage of your collab with the Irish Guy, one get out of free gulag card, a poster of Ferb I made when I was 11 and a telegraphed message from the USSR
I bid the gloves Joe Hart wore when he conceded a 30-yard bicycle kick goal from Zlatan, the cat Kurt Zouma kicked, 3 tablets of ibuprofen, Christian Pulisic’s Chelsea career, and Antony’s celebration against Coventry City.
As a long time Bruneian supporter, i have searched the village and prepared an offer that you can’t refuse. - 2.43 Vietnamese Dong - A steering wheel from the Sultan’s car collection - A plane ticket to Antarctica on a barely functioning prop plane - One Ninth of my Aunt’s slippers made in 1993 - A half empty bowl of Ambuyat that was made by my great grandmother - The pen that Box V6 used to sign his first contract - A recycling bin stolen from the local store
My bid: A ginormous cardboard with phill jones’s head, Victor Wanyama’s MySpace abandoned account, a tissue used by Bolkiah’s great grandfather, one follicle of Rob Holding’s old hairline and the hypothetical baby conceived by lacazette and Odegaard
I bid 23/73 marks on a Cameroonian maths test, a blanket manufactured in a sweat shop by a 36yr old Singapore man 3 tail hairs of the homeless dog the Box had been sharing shelter with when he lived in Swansea and, last but not least, a footstool made out of the finest Gibraltan wood
Here is my 5th (?) bid of my young betting career : 1. the roof of Goodison park 2. A book on the relationship between Serafin and Agnelli during the Super League debacle 3. A kefeyeh owned by Yasser Arafat 4. A deepfake tape of Enoch Powell supporting Reform UK 5. An analysis of the Box V7's youth career and 6. Trump's first toupee
I bid half of David Coote's special substances, a quarter of a Ghanaian IKEA desk, the squeaker out of a dog toy from Haiti, and specifically episode 4 of the Box v3, dubbed in Portuguese
i bid a half eaten playstation 1 controller, an acceptance letter from the university of cumbria, the chairmanship of the Bruneian FA, and the first 17 cut strands of The Box's hair from his last hairdo.
I bid, 1% of half of a 1 megabyte storage card, a trimming of old Spanish King Alfonso the XIII’s beard, a 10 year old microwave, a random man in Plymouth and a f*cking pebble
My bid, take it or leave it: Ronaldinho’s fake Paraguayan ID card, Kurt Zouma’s traumatized cat, a hair of one of the Icelandic girls Phil Foden tried to sneak into his hotel, A highlight clip of Logan Sargeant his F1 career, and an expired 5% discount coupon for a 3rd can of Pringles
I bid one tenth of a St Lucian dollar, two brain cells of Erik ten hag, a marathon bar from the 80s, the box v2 birth certificate and all the medical documents of federico chiesa + a book by jack grealish
I bid: a piece of toast, a Parma kit, but only the shorts, from the 1931/32 season, a bag of gasoline, Niran's left knee, 1/8 of a toenail I found on the streets of Swindon, a rusty screwdriver, and a gallon of milk that expired in 1977
I bid a used kneecap with 82% battery health, a half eaten tesco egg and cress sandwich with EXTRA mayo, a puerto rican banana and an original bolivian number 14 bus ticket from 1946.
I bid- the third shirt of a Bruneian 10th division team, a small lock of Gareth Ainsworth’s hair, a VHS replay of Soccer Saturday from an episode in 2009. Also a plank of wood from The Box V2’s shack and 1% of a blade of grass from the country of Benin.
My Bid- half eaten snickers bar, one sixteenth of a half eaten piece a chewing gum, a fake passport (for away days), one twentieth of a authentic ikea meatball, Russian gulag cell, One sixtieth on a Manchester lawnmower from 1956, One of Pep Guardiola’s seven hair pholecules, and a partridge in a pear tree.
I bid: - A 10 story house (just missing the roof, all the floors, the walls, windows, doors and all the furniture, its also on land you dont own), - 14 empty boxes of partially cooked pasta, - A single skittle, - and one bag of premium air from 1695
I bid 56.87 Egyptian pounds, a cervical pillow, one eighty ninth of a barrel of kazakh wine, a signed Ratchaburi kit signed by Faiq Bolkiah with invisible ink and finally a free appointment wherever salah fixed his hairline.
I bid 1 strand of All-Mights hair (after he loses his powers), A melted snowflake from the set of GOT, Marcus Rashford, A job as Pep Guardiola's official head scratch counter, Drake's 2024, A bolt allegedly from Lightning McQueen, One pixel from my screen, and Arsenal without corners.
I bid- one weekends worth of lessons from a Cambodian maths tutor, a used Pimple patch, the signed socks of the captain of the Vietnamese cricket team, a 7 year jail sentence for fraud and the Albanian away kit from the 1983/84 season
I bid Peter Lovenkrands dog, a single door from Sadie Mane’s village, the flat mars chocolate bar, £6.50 in pesos, a curl of hair from Chris Kamara, and the 13 year old that Michael Owen scored on
For my second bid I would like to put foward Mother Teresa’s left foot, a wild kangaroo smuggled illegally through customs, a South Sudanese house worth $1500 Hungarian dollars and the prison used to film ‘the green mile’ official.
My bid for the box will be a used square of toilet paper, sadio mané's hairline, the entire government budget of San Marino, a half-eaten Kit Kat, a quarter-eaten 4 piece McDonald's chicken nuggets, my 12 year old toilet, a recyclable bottle and finally, to sweeten the deal, one solid half-penny coin from 1967
I bid: Anthony’s middle left toe nail Paul conchesky’s head shiner A 3/4 eaten Big Mac imported from Kazakhstan A literal box (might do better for Liverpool) And an addicts used spoon
I have admired awang bochs amazing football ability (I do believe that he plays like prime CR7 when no one is watching) So here is my bid -Messi’s future Fortnite avatar - A Half eaten pot noodles from 1992 - a single piece of grass from the camp nou -10 pounds in Vietnamese dong - A fourth of the nail that pep used to scratch himself - and finally a random white middle aged man’s basement
I bid The long lost diary of box V1, Jamie Vardy’s collection of empty redbull cans, the steering wheel of a 2003 ford focus, a half eaten bounty bar, the Box v6’s estranged pet goat requis and ownership of the word preposterous.
My Bid- an old VHS tape from 1996, a North Korea national team jersey from 2010, a piece of the Camp Nou Grass, a seat from Anfield and a seat from the May 1st Stadium, a Swedish fish and chippy chips
Since it's Christmas season, I bid Santa's elf's left shoe, 1 magical deer whisker, Santa's first-ever sleigh, Santa's naughty list from the 1940s and a cup of hot chocolate from The Polar Express😂
I bid half of a Polish tractor engine from 1963, the paint brush used to mark the penalty box at the Bruneian 6 a side pitch, 27.3 Botswanan Yen and a pair of 3/4 skinny ripped jeans from ASDA
My bid, an unused condom boxV5 bought but he was too slow to put it on, thus resulting in the devastating creature boxV6. I'll also throw in W2S's anti-cancellation powers. You'll need it in 2024, big man.
I bid 100000 Venezuelan Bolivar, Marc Bartra's shirt from the famous Gareth Bale goal, A bunker owned by the Mexican Cartel, The Arjen Robben shoes the game that got hated by all Mexicans. Checo Perez's 2024 F1 sponsorship.
My bid from the land down under is, a tub of Vegemite opened by Tim Cahill, the left side of Jackson Irvine’s moustache, and my own player that goes by “The MeatPie v1” If you choose to accept this bid the diplomatic strength between Australia and Brunei will be increased
I bid the shady side of my RUclips feed, an empty spray can of deodorant, ONLY a radiator (no pipes), a door that hasn't been oiled since 1946, and the FIFA community's happiness and joy.
My bid: - My Romanian passport - A used left front all seasons tire. Only one tire sorry - Antony’s childhood fidget spinner so the Box can become a spinner aswell - My dog’s toothbrush - A £10 voucher for a vape shop - And finally, a bucket with the colour of the famous Dyche wall plus a one of the spare bricks to throw at defenders when Box is attacking
I bid a shredded LTT mousepad, an unopened bag of Pepsi, a carbonated box of ice cubes, some cheetos and after further consideration a NFT of Box V1’s hair
My Bid: - cameo from the one and only bradley walsh - couple used inhalers (slightly radioactive) - a rose my gf gave me - sentient robot i made at school - match worn shirt from rishi sunak's one football outing - a working star wars lavalamp
My bid for the box is 1 rupee,a sixteenth of a FC 29 disc (don't ask how I got it ),a Karius goalkeeping videotape from 2018,1 page of a dictionary, a quarter of a chocolate from Guatemala, a broken ps1 controller ,a live recording of Erling Haaland saying "stay humble eh" and a non existent cure for Niran's ACL injury
My bid : 3 slightly inky eggs, box v5’s wife Agatha Mcdonald v98, Cole plamer’s jawline & a swift Turkish Paralympian of whom is now a butcher in Bedford
For the Box V6, I bid Jurgen Klopp’s missing wedding ring, an Azerbaijani flute band, 3 Freddos from the local corner shop, a pack of BBQ flavoured edible crickets and a musty Andriy Voronin Liverpool jersey from 2008
I bid a 1 way train ticket to Wolverhampton, a broken air fryer, a Bob Marley album signed by Steve McClaren, a used David Coote left shin pad, and a state of the art tumble dryer. Good luck everyone.
I bid an illegally sourced from South Sudan bottle of Chardonnay, a Copy of Mein Kampf signed by the entire Norway 1993 squad, A james milner 30 second feature, An indecent exposure charge and a copy of Kentavious Caldwell - Popes autobiography
I have been eagerly awaiting this video. Even turned on notifications. To acquire the services of this majestic man, I bid the last known location of Tyrell Malacia before his injury, a screenshot of Kingda Ka, the now formerly tallest coaster in the world, one adult video the North Korean soldiers have been watching in Ukraine, an hour long day at Alton Towers with all the rides closed, a third of a Tuvaluan toenail, a slice of pizza that was stolen by a seagull and, lastly, a zipper from one of Arsene Wenger’s long coats.
If that offer doesn’t suffice, I can simply make another offer, like so: A three year, two months, two weeks, three days, five hours and seven minutes (it’s a rough estimate) old boot with a hint of bird poop, three of the Box V4’s luscious hairs, all the hair Pep has been pulling out over City’s recent run of form, Slovan Bratislava’s champions league points tally, a Wizarding World wand that totally isn’t a stick I just found in the park and a copy of the revered Gollum game. Accept either of these bids, if you wish. Trust me, I’m a bit of a lunatic sometimes. I have more bids already written down.
I bid 256 mb of downloadable RAM, Vikkstar123’s scoring ability, a big stick I found in the forest, an iPhone 4 charger and about 1,25 seconds worth of used air
I bid Vizeh’s dad’s hairline, Cole Palmer’s jawline, Saka’s socks, KSI Bandana, the height hormone injections that didn’t work on ChrisMD And if u don’t let me own the box I’ll steal ur lunchly before making ur cheese drippy.
I bid my gcse English literature grade, 500 monopoly money(plus water works cause I’m feeling generous), a ticket to see Michael Jackson in the flesh(under 18’s only) and wig inspired by Erik ten hag
My bid: Joel mumbongos left ear lobe Half a twix wrapper A Swedish corkscrew used by Zlatan great aunt A caterpillar with stage 4 BOXID 19 275kg of frozen blue tac And finally a coat hanger melted in butter and enhanced with a armour made of out of lead Thank you for the reading
I bid: Approximately 17 grains of rice from Brunei's finest rice field 1 single hair follicle from The Box V1 An empty packet of wotsits And a stud from a football boot belonging to José Bosingwa
My Bid for the Box: An original match worn Turkmenistan away kit from 2007 A signed box of cereal from Hashtag United's greatest ever player, Faisal Manji Coupon for a hair transplant service in Bulgaria A dorito chip I dropped on the floor just now Roque Santa Cruz's left shinpad (not washed) and lastly, a cassette tape which only has the capability of playing the Bhutan national anthem, but its translated to Swahili
I bid: -6 physical therapy sessions for anterior cruciate ligament recovery -the corner flag from a Romanian sunday league match -17.5 spoonfuls of tear from the residents of The Gulag -a used copy of Fifa Street 2 for the PSP -1 heavily used 2021 Dua Lipa calendar -the ball from a Rashford free kick (currently orbiting the moon)
I bid my nan's highschool pottery assignment, a half cup of 3% milk, faiq bolkiahs leicester kit, 2 pairs of frameless glasses, and a grain of black rice from Barbados.
For the love of young children just like my idol Awang's, I bid a quarter eaten Bruenian Pizza( Its got Oranges as its topping), a half drunk Redbull of Faiq Bolkiah which he recieved from Jamie Vardy, 3 and half Lebanese pounds, a box from dark web labelled as "Supplies for the deed", 365 packets containing only red M&Ms for the kids, half cooked Bruneian soup made from lamb testicles and a DVD of Kenyan Harry Potter.
My bid is an amazon box that is rumoured to be boxv3's long lost son. A half eaten pie baked by faiq bolkiah's mom and a romanian third division team's season ticket
My bid- A frolic of Winston churchill’s left toe hair 70000 American samoan dollars a piece of broken glass from the 1800’s a picture of jonjo shelvey with hair and a audio recording where zlatan ibrahimovic dosent refer to himself as god
My bid is : A single strand of Kevin De Bruyne’s hair from the 18/19 season, the pen used to write Awang Bochs’ name on the Italian terrorism list, a Wotsit, Boxanne’s first car and the cap Ian Wright wore in the video meeting his teacher.
i bid a squadron of 56.7 turkeys armed with baseball bats, sepp blatter's nasal spray, the billion dollar boots of faiq bolkiah as well as 450 hectares of fresh herring. as a deal sweetener, I bid an abandoned bin iscoverd at the box v4's house that has a signed photo of a goat on it (signed by the goat)
I offer the finishing ability of Dominic Calvert Lewins in a 1 Vs 1 and a ten point deduction to the Awang's drivers license... and maybe a half eaten rustlers burger that's not been microwaved
My bid: One slice of pizza from a primary school pizza party A trim for the Box v6 A half empty bottle of head and shoulders And a new knee on the house
For the coveted Box I tender my bids: •The likelihood of Pep Guardiola remaining at the helm of Manchester City come season’s end. •A Yorkshire pudding that returned most unceremoniously by the Box V2. •The bygone hairline of Mohamed Salah. •The Fortnite Messi Skin •A portion of David Coote’s reputedly cheerful powder. Alas, my coffers now stand empty. Thus, I humbly entreat thee, grant me the Box, and with that, I bid you farewell.
my bid- leftover fufu and jollof rice from a food stand in Liberia, a half eaten paper clip, a dogs ear from the box's HOME TOWN, a dreadlock from KSI, an AirPods case with no AirPods, and a nice outfit from Jules Kounde
My bid for the Box this week is; A lightly used pair of Nike boots from 1974 One eleventh of a Tesco ham and cheese sandwich The net used in the first ever game of football in Brunei A singular blade of grass from the plains of Uzbekistan And finally, an empty can of RedBull that was drank by Didier Drogba in 2007
I bid an 5p poundstretcher voucher, tall box from the fifa 19 series , jarell quansahs search history, a signed photo of Ryan Fraser ( signed by me) , a football coaching lesson from Gary o neill and Paul ince ,a scratched copy of red card soccer for Google stadia and a signed shirt from Lindsey rose ( the lad from Mauritius) #justiceforbolkiah
I bid a toenail of a random Bruneian civilian,71 grains of rice,all of jay rodriguez’s goals vs Barcelona, a random fm save with qpr from 2007 and the box v2s lateral collateral ligament injury
I bid 23.4 millimeters of ducktape, a VHS tape of The Jungle Book, half a door knob, 46 grains of Himalayan salt, and a sheet of paper with GTA San Andreas cheats for the PS2
I bid 7.5 bottles of barbecue sauce, 19 Congolese elephants, half of a Volvo V50, 37 leaves of an acacia tree, a Sony TV found in an abandoned warehouse in north London, 2 mouldy bananas and π wigs from St Kitts and Nevis.
i bid a 46 minute long cassette tape of Erling Haaland saying “Stay Humble eh” on repeat, Box v12’s virginity, the rights to the colour magenta and 15 grams of dirt from a Bruneian wheat field
I bid half a Bruneian flag, a burnt Birdseye potato waffle, an Inverness Caledonian Thistle season ticket, a tub of Lurpak spreadable butter from 1982, and a bangladeshi ambulance siren.
The bid to blow away: the shell of a Mongolian avocado, a strand of the Box V3's armpit hair, a Liberian passport outdated since 2011, six Barney the Dinosaur bouncy castles, and a leaked clip of an interviewer asking the Box v4 whether he'd have Nigerian or Ghanaian jollof
I bid seven whole hundreds and thousands, a patch of grass that got stuck to ILIMAN NDIAYE's left boot, all the tinfoil from the inside of a Cadbury's Advent calendar, and a single bruneian coffee bean
I bid a box television from 1420 used by faiq bolkiah's second uncle, the 0.761p change I got from Tesco last boxing day, A CD of Thick of It (KSI feat. BOX V6), my Nan's advent calender from 27 years ago (may be empty), Michael Oliver's eyes, one strand of P Diddy's hair, Lindsay Rose's pregnancy test and 9 bounty bars.
I bid 13 and a half fouled spark plugs out of a 2016 Kia soul, Pep Guardiolas will to live, and a half eaten Twinkie that was found on the floor of a New York subway.
My bid for the box is a Zimbabwean lawnmower with no engine, Big Smoke’s Cluckin’ Bell order from GTA San Andreas, LeBron James’s slam dunking ability, the entire GDP of Samoa, 0.0000005th of a dollar, a strand of Lewis Hamilton’s hair, Niran’s ACL, a single shard of glass from a Dacia Duster, Alisson’s left testicle, David Coote’s magic powder, 3 quarters of the very first pizza ever made back in 455BC, Noni Madueke’s headband and a bag of cinnamon from 1902 for the box
As a professional zoo keeper I think I'm the most qualified to keep the mokey called Box v6. I bid the nose from Zlatan Ibrahimovics statue in Malmö. Along with the boxes new Album "Packin' heat". It features the Drake disstrack "Box em up", along with some deeper cuts like "lost in shipping".
I bid the greatness of Antony, the humbleness of Haaland, a sausage sandwich from Luton's stadium, Bosnia's coast, and the entirety of Ghana's football association
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My bid- 4.50 in Zimbabwean dollars, one twenty fourth of a twix from 1987, a jersey made from car seats, all of pep gurdiolas hair follicles and half a leaf I found on the ground
So no hair follicles, this kinda sounds like a scam, we all need those follicles, they’re priceless material
Overpaying
What the. How did you come up with this?
After being an avid box supporter since the original Bruneian legend Box V2, I have a bid you can't resist.
I bid, the chance to answer the phone to "Mark Work" on your dad's phone, a slightly damp packet of cup soup ( Tomato and basil ). A leaked video of Lamine Yamal, saying that Lance Armstrong is his new idol, and the rights to the box v4 original Netflix series " Life outside of my own penalty box"
I'll also throw in a photo of the mouldy olive bread that birthed the box and a lateral collateral for good measure
Underated bid
Always wanted to know what Mark work wanted to say 😅😅
"outside my own penalty box" 😂😂
Good one
The chance to answee 'Mark work' is reaaaaalllly tempting. This has to be the winner.
I bid a used stick of gum, a sweater made of the afros of the previous Boxes, a stereo from a car made in 1936, a lost Bruneian history book with the story of the Box V1, a tactical board by the Box V5 on how to invade the local primary school, and a half eaten Zimbabwean dollar
This is the one
I bid entire economy of west somalia, 2 used toothbrushes from 1997 , a firetruck that the box v2 stole from Bangladesh, 22 rotten tomatoes and finally the most exciting Box V4's single knee ligament.
I bid: 2 grams of Burundian grass, half of a suit worn by Rishi Sunak, an ENTIRE Kit-Kat, 0.001% ownership of a Tesco, 23 hairs belonging to Arne Slot, an old photo of Eric Djemba-Djemba's parents from 1956, and all the money that Bordeaux have in their budget.
😂😂😂😂
I bid an FNG channel membership, FSGs transfer budget in january, a bottle from a bruneian recycling bin and a single sensual mick mccarthy scare for the box
I bid - Mikel Arteta’s lego hair,one dvd of the Bruneian version of Nativity,one seventeenth of a ikea box,a birthday message from Sean Dyche and a trip to Notting hill carnival
I bid your footage of your collab with the Irish Guy, one get out of free gulag card, a poster of Ferb I made when I was 11 and a telegraphed message from the USSR
Mikel Arteta's lego hair is something I never thought I would ever see in a sentence but am so glad I did.
I bid the gloves Joe Hart wore when he conceded a 30-yard bicycle kick goal from Zlatan, the cat Kurt Zouma kicked, 3 tablets of ibuprofen, Christian Pulisic’s Chelsea career, and Antony’s celebration against Coventry City.
As a long time Bruneian supporter, i have searched the village and prepared an offer that you can’t refuse.
- 2.43 Vietnamese Dong
- A steering wheel from the Sultan’s car collection
- A plane ticket to Antarctica on a barely functioning prop plane
- One Ninth of my Aunt’s slippers made in 1993
- A half empty bowl of Ambuyat that was made by my great grandmother
- The pen that Box V6 used to sign his first contract
- A recycling bin stolen from the local store
My bid is a packet of chippy chips, Marco Alonso's car, a north Korea vacation and the hair of pep
My bid: A ginormous cardboard with phill jones’s head, Victor Wanyama’s MySpace abandoned account, a tissue used by Bolkiah’s great grandfather, one follicle of Rob Holding’s old hairline and the hypothetical baby conceived by lacazette and Odegaard
I bid 23/73 marks on a Cameroonian maths test, a blanket manufactured in a sweat shop by a 36yr old Singapore man 3 tail hairs of the homeless dog the Box had been sharing shelter with when he lived in Swansea and, last but not least, a footstool made out of the finest Gibraltan wood
Here is my 5th (?) bid of my young betting career :
1. the roof of Goodison park
2. A book on the relationship between Serafin and Agnelli during the Super League debacle
3. A kefeyeh owned by Yasser Arafat
4. A deepfake tape of Enoch Powell supporting Reform UK
5. An analysis of the Box V7's youth career and
6. Trump's first toupee
I bid half of David Coote's special substances, a quarter of a Ghanaian IKEA desk, the squeaker out of a dog toy from Haiti, and specifically episode 4 of the Box v3, dubbed in Portuguese
i bid a half eaten playstation 1 controller, an acceptance letter from the university of cumbria, the chairmanship of the Bruneian FA, and the first 17 cut strands of The Box's hair from his last hairdo.
I bid, 1% of half of a 1 megabyte storage card, a trimming of old Spanish King Alfonso the XIII’s beard, a 10 year old microwave, a random man in Plymouth and a f*cking pebble
This video was perfect for me. Your humbleness is refreshing.
3:10 you know the only thing worse than The Box? HOW WONKY YOUR WALL LIGHTS ARE!!!!!
My bid, take it or leave it: Ronaldinho’s fake Paraguayan ID card, Kurt Zouma’s traumatized cat, a hair of one of the Icelandic girls Phil Foden tried to sneak into his hotel, A highlight clip of Logan Sargeant his F1 career, and an expired 5% discount coupon for a 3rd can of Pringles
I bid one tenth of a St Lucian dollar, two brain cells of Erik ten hag, a marathon bar from the 80s, the box v2 birth certificate and all the medical documents of federico chiesa + a book by jack grealish
I bid: a piece of toast, a Parma kit, but only the shorts, from the 1931/32 season, a bag of gasoline, Niran's left knee, 1/8 of a toenail I found on the streets of Swindon, a rusty screwdriver, and a gallon of milk that expired in 1977
I bid a used kneecap with 82% battery health, a half eaten tesco egg and cress sandwich with EXTRA mayo, a puerto rican banana and an original bolivian number 14 bus ticket from 1946.
I bid- the third shirt of a Bruneian 10th division team, a small lock of Gareth Ainsworth’s hair, a VHS replay of Soccer Saturday from an episode in 2009. Also a plank of wood from The Box V2’s shack and 1% of a blade of grass from the country of Benin.
My Bid- half eaten snickers bar,
one sixteenth of a half eaten piece a chewing gum,
a fake passport (for away days),
one twentieth of a authentic ikea meatball,
Russian gulag cell,
One sixtieth on a Manchester lawnmower from 1956,
One of Pep Guardiola’s seven hair pholecules,
and a partridge in a pear tree.
I bid:
- A 10 story house (just missing the roof, all the floors, the walls, windows, doors and all the furniture, its also on land you dont own),
- 14 empty boxes of partially cooked pasta,
- A single skittle,
- and one bag of premium air from 1695
I bid 56.87 Egyptian pounds, a cervical pillow, one eighty ninth of a barrel of kazakh wine, a signed Ratchaburi kit signed by Faiq Bolkiah with invisible ink and finally a free appointment wherever salah fixed his hairline.
I bid 1 strand of All-Mights hair (after he loses his powers), A melted snowflake from the set of GOT, Marcus Rashford, A job as Pep Guardiola's official head scratch counter, Drake's 2024, A bolt allegedly from Lightning McQueen, One pixel from my screen, and Arsenal without corners.
I bid- one weekends worth of lessons from a Cambodian maths tutor, a used Pimple patch, the signed socks of the captain of the Vietnamese cricket team, a 7 year jail sentence for fraud and the Albanian away kit from the 1983/84 season
I bid Peter Lovenkrands dog, a single door from Sadie Mane’s village, the flat mars chocolate bar, £6.50 in pesos, a curl of hair from Chris Kamara, and the 13 year old that Michael Owen scored on
For my second bid I would like to put foward
Mother Teresa’s left foot, a wild kangaroo smuggled illegally through customs, a South Sudanese house worth $1500 Hungarian dollars and the prison used to film ‘the green mile’ official.
My bid for the box will be a used square of toilet paper, sadio mané's hairline, the entire government budget of San Marino, a half-eaten Kit Kat, a quarter-eaten 4 piece McDonald's chicken nuggets, my 12 year old toilet, a recyclable bottle and finally, to sweeten the deal, one solid half-penny coin from 1967
I bid:
Anthony’s middle left toe nail
Paul conchesky’s head shiner
A 3/4 eaten Big Mac imported from Kazakhstan
A literal box (might do better for Liverpool)
And an addicts used spoon
I have admired awang bochs amazing football ability (I do believe that he plays like prime CR7 when no one is watching)
So here is my bid
-Messi’s future Fortnite avatar
- A Half eaten pot noodles from 1992
- a single piece of grass from the camp nou
-10 pounds in Vietnamese dong
- A fourth of the nail that pep used to scratch himself
- and finally a random white middle aged man’s basement
I bid
The long lost diary of box V1, Jamie Vardy’s collection of empty redbull cans, the steering wheel of a 2003 ford focus, a half eaten bounty bar, the Box v6’s estranged pet goat requis and ownership of the word preposterous.
My Bid- an old VHS tape from 1996, a North Korea national team jersey from 2010, a piece of the Camp Nou Grass, a seat from Anfield and a seat from the May 1st Stadium, a Swedish fish and chippy chips
Since it's Christmas season, I bid Santa's elf's left shoe, 1 magical deer whisker, Santa's first-ever sleigh, Santa's naughty list from the 1940s and a cup of hot chocolate from The Polar Express😂
I bid half a used rubber, a picture of a 2007 Hyundai, a 8 and 3/5 lbs dumbbell, and a decorative foam pumpkin
I bid half of a Polish tractor engine from 1963, the paint brush used to mark the penalty box at the Bruneian 6 a side pitch, 27.3 Botswanan Yen and a pair of 3/4 skinny ripped jeans from ASDA
My bid, an unused condom boxV5 bought but he was too slow to put it on, thus resulting in the devastating creature boxV6. I'll also throw in W2S's anti-cancellation powers. You'll need it in 2024, big man.
I bid 100000 Venezuelan Bolivar, Marc Bartra's shirt from the famous Gareth Bale goal, A bunker owned by the Mexican Cartel, The Arjen Robben shoes the game that got hated by all Mexicans. Checo Perez's 2024 F1 sponsorship.
My bid from the land down under is, a tub of Vegemite opened by Tim Cahill, the left side of Jackson Irvine’s moustache, and my own player that goes by “The MeatPie v1”
If you choose to accept this bid the diplomatic strength between Australia and Brunei will be increased
I bid the shady side of my RUclips feed, an empty spray can of deodorant, ONLY a radiator (no pipes), a door that hasn't been oiled since 1946, and the FIFA community's happiness and joy.
That’s a good one that is
I Bid- a Birmingham mans spare change, David Coote’s boxers, 3 of Micah Richard’s barbers trim, And a broken Bruneian flag.
My bid:
- My Romanian passport
- A used left front all seasons tire. Only one tire sorry
- Antony’s childhood fidget spinner so the Box can become a spinner aswell
- My dog’s toothbrush
- A £10 voucher for a vape shop
- And finally, a bucket with the colour of the famous Dyche wall plus a one of the spare bricks to throw at defenders when Box is attacking
I bid a shredded LTT mousepad, an unopened bag of Pepsi, a carbonated box of ice cubes, some cheetos and after further consideration a NFT of Box V1’s hair
My Bid:
- cameo from the one and only bradley walsh
- couple used inhalers (slightly radioactive)
- a rose my gf gave me
- sentient robot i made at school
- match worn shirt from rishi sunak's one football outing
- a working star wars lavalamp
I bid half a used toilet roll, a croissant eaten by the boxv2 in 2005, half a pence, a damaged cassette player and piece of hair from John jo shelvy
Did realize I was I need of Awang untill Niran uploaded.
My bid for the box is 1 rupee,a sixteenth of a FC 29 disc (don't ask how I got it ),a Karius goalkeeping videotape from 2018,1 page of a dictionary, a quarter of a chocolate from Guatemala, a broken ps1 controller ,a live recording of Erling Haaland saying "stay humble eh" and a non existent cure for Niran's ACL injury
My bid : 3 slightly inky eggs, box v5’s wife Agatha Mcdonald v98, Cole plamer’s jawline & a swift Turkish Paralympian of whom is now a butcher in Bedford
For the Box V6, I bid Jurgen Klopp’s missing wedding ring, an Azerbaijani flute band, 3 Freddos from the local corner shop, a pack of BBQ flavoured edible crickets and a musty Andriy Voronin Liverpool jersey from 2008
I bid all of Pep guardiolas hair, Steven Gerard’s premier league title, one 74th of Somalias supply of walkers crisps and Nicholas Jackson.
I bid a 1 way train ticket to Wolverhampton, a broken air fryer, a Bob Marley album signed by Steve McClaren, a used David Coote left shin pad, and a state of the art tumble dryer. Good luck everyone.
I bid - R9’s knees, a Laliga pink winter football, diddy’s chances of winning the case and the whole of usain bolts footballing career
I bid an illegally sourced from South Sudan bottle of Chardonnay, a Copy of Mein Kampf signed by the entire Norway 1993 squad, A james milner 30 second feature, An indecent exposure charge and a copy of Kentavious Caldwell - Popes autobiography
I bid a rusted door handle, a coat zip from the streets of India, 1 hair cell from an Estonian blacksmith and a treehouse from the Costa Rican jungle
I bid a yemenese saucepan, a 2nd hand egg mcmuffin, a shirt from every man city win in November and an Icelandic BLT sandwich gift set.
I have been eagerly awaiting this video. Even turned on notifications.
To acquire the services of this majestic man, I bid the last known location of Tyrell Malacia before his injury, a screenshot of Kingda Ka, the now formerly tallest coaster in the world, one adult video the North Korean soldiers have been watching in Ukraine, an hour long day at Alton Towers with all the rides closed, a third of a Tuvaluan toenail, a slice of pizza that was stolen by a seagull and, lastly, a zipper from one of Arsene Wenger’s long coats.
If that offer doesn’t suffice, I can simply make another offer, like so:
A three year, two months, two weeks, three days, five hours and seven minutes (it’s a rough estimate) old boot with a hint of bird poop, three of the Box V4’s luscious hairs, all the hair Pep has been pulling out over City’s recent run of form, Slovan Bratislava’s champions league points tally, a Wizarding World wand that totally isn’t a stick I just found in the park and a copy of the revered Gollum game.
Accept either of these bids, if you wish.
Trust me, I’m a bit of a lunatic sometimes. I have more bids already written down.
I bid 256 mb of downloadable RAM, Vikkstar123’s scoring ability, a big stick I found in the forest, an iPhone 4 charger and about 1,25 seconds worth of used air
I bid Vizeh’s dad’s hairline, Cole Palmer’s jawline, Saka’s socks, KSI Bandana, the height hormone injections that didn’t work on ChrisMD
And if u don’t let me own the box I’ll steal ur lunchly before making ur cheese drippy.
Niran will see Konate on 5 stamina and will still start him😂
My bid is, one of Messi's Balon d'or, a Chris MD used shirt, a new set of knees and a +1 death penalty for the Bochs.
I bid my gcse English literature grade, 500 monopoly money(plus water works cause I’m feeling generous), a ticket to see Michael Jackson in the flesh(under 18’s only) and wig inspired by Erik ten hag
My bid:
Joel mumbongos left ear lobe
Half a twix wrapper
A Swedish corkscrew used by Zlatan great aunt
A caterpillar with stage 4 BOXID 19
275kg of frozen blue tac
And finally a coat hanger melted in butter and enhanced with a armour made of out of lead
Thank you for the reading
I bid:
Approximately 17 grains of rice from Brunei's finest rice field
1 single hair follicle from The Box V1
An empty packet of wotsits
And a stud from a football boot belonging to José Bosingwa
0:12 Five years? Damn, time flies! It feels like I just started watching your videos yesterday, whereas it's more than half a decade.
My Bid for the Box:
An original match worn Turkmenistan away kit from 2007
A signed box of cereal from Hashtag United's greatest ever player, Faisal Manji
Coupon for a hair transplant service in Bulgaria
A dorito chip I dropped on the floor just now
Roque Santa Cruz's left shinpad (not washed)
and lastly, a cassette tape which only has the capability of playing the Bhutan national anthem, but its translated to Swahili
I bid:
-6 physical therapy sessions for anterior cruciate ligament recovery
-the corner flag from a Romanian sunday league match
-17.5 spoonfuls of tear from the residents of The Gulag
-a used copy of Fifa Street 2 for the PSP
-1 heavily used 2021 Dua Lipa calendar
-the ball from a Rashford free kick (currently orbiting the moon)
I bid my nan's highschool pottery assignment, a half cup of 3% milk, faiq bolkiahs leicester kit, 2 pairs of frameless glasses, and a grain of black rice from Barbados.
For the love of young children just like my idol Awang's, I bid a quarter eaten Bruenian Pizza( Its got Oranges as its topping), a half drunk Redbull of Faiq Bolkiah which he recieved from Jamie Vardy, 3 and half Lebanese pounds, a box from dark web labelled as "Supplies for the deed", 365 packets containing only red M&Ms for the kids, half cooked Bruneian soup made from lamb testicles and a DVD of Kenyan Harry Potter.
My bid is an amazon box that is rumoured to be boxv3's long lost son. A half eaten pie baked by faiq bolkiah's mom and a romanian third division team's season ticket
My bid- A frolic of Winston churchill’s left toe hair 70000 American samoan dollars a piece of broken glass from the 1800’s a picture of jonjo shelvey with hair and a audio recording where zlatan ibrahimovic dosent refer to himself as god
My bid is :
A single strand of Kevin De Bruyne’s hair from the 18/19 season, the pen used to write Awang Bochs’ name on the Italian terrorism list, a Wotsit, Boxanne’s first car and the cap Ian Wright wore in the video meeting his teacher.
I bid a half eaten can of pringles from 1984, one twentysixth of a rusty toyota, a toothpick, a pair of ripped slippers and nirans acl
i bid a squadron of 56.7 turkeys armed with baseball bats, sepp blatter's nasal spray, the billion dollar boots of faiq bolkiah as well as 450 hectares of fresh herring. as a deal sweetener, I bid an abandoned bin iscoverd at the box v4's house that has a signed photo of a goat on it (signed by the goat)
I offer the finishing ability of Dominic Calvert Lewins in a 1 Vs 1 and a ten point deduction to the Awang's drivers license... and maybe a half eaten rustlers burger that's not been microwaved
I bid-29.764 Bruneian dollars, one bowl of chicken tikka masala, 509 boxes of rat meat and 2 bottles of expired Heinz ketchup
I bid: - My appearance in the next video after two weeks
My bid:
One slice of pizza from a primary school pizza party
A trim for the Box v6
A half empty bottle of head and shoulders
And a new knee on the house
For the coveted Box I tender my bids:
•The likelihood of Pep Guardiola remaining at the helm of Manchester City come season’s end.
•A Yorkshire pudding that returned most unceremoniously by the Box V2.
•The bygone hairline of Mohamed Salah.
•The Fortnite Messi Skin
•A portion of David Coote’s reputedly cheerful powder.
Alas, my coffers now stand empty. Thus, I humbly entreat thee, grant me the Box, and with that, I bid you farewell.
my bid- leftover fufu and jollof rice from a food stand in Liberia, a half eaten paper clip, a dogs ear from the box's HOME TOWN, a dreadlock from KSI, an AirPods case with no AirPods, and a nice outfit from Jules Kounde
I bid- 2 South African rands, a quarter of a gum stick, 6 squeezed lemons and an unethically sourced 2x4 tinfoil rectangle
I bid Jem’s hairline, a free try out in the Mozambican South 3rd tier super division, 500 GP from eFootball 2024 and an honorary Bruneian citizenship
I bid my nan's old shoe ,an old hair comb , a pack of nok of oreos and a box v4 football boot (in great condition)
My bid for the Box this week is;
A lightly used pair of Nike boots from 1974
One eleventh of a Tesco ham and cheese sandwich
The net used in the first ever game of football in Brunei
A singular blade of grass from the plains of Uzbekistan
And finally, an empty can of RedBull that was drank by Didier Drogba in 2007
I bid a 5th of Brunei’s oil, A new knee, A train to Rwanda, A used 1970’s school shirt and a jar of mouldy pickles
I bid an 5p poundstretcher voucher, tall box from the fifa 19 series , jarell quansahs search history, a signed photo of Ryan Fraser ( signed by me) , a football coaching lesson from Gary o neill and Paul ince ,a scratched copy of red card soccer for Google stadia and a signed shirt from Lindsey rose ( the lad from Mauritius) #justiceforbolkiah
I bid a toenail of a random Bruneian civilian,71 grains of rice,all of jay rodriguez’s goals vs Barcelona, a random fm save with qpr from 2007 and the box v2s lateral collateral ligament injury
I bid 23.4 millimeters of ducktape, a VHS tape of The Jungle Book, half a door knob, 46 grains of Himalayan salt, and a sheet of paper with GTA San Andreas cheats for the PS2
I bid 7.5 bottles of barbecue sauce, 19 Congolese elephants, half of a Volvo V50, 37 leaves of an acacia tree, a Sony TV found in an abandoned warehouse in north London, 2 mouldy bananas and π wigs from St Kitts and Nevis.
i bid a 46 minute long cassette tape of Erling Haaland saying “Stay Humble eh” on repeat, Box v12’s virginity, the rights to the colour magenta and 15 grams of dirt from a Bruneian wheat field
I bid half a Bruneian flag, a burnt Birdseye potato waffle, an Inverness Caledonian Thistle season ticket, a tub of Lurpak spreadable butter from 1982, and a bangladeshi ambulance siren.
The bid to blow away: the shell of a Mongolian avocado, a strand of the Box V3's armpit hair, a Liberian passport outdated since 2011, six Barney the Dinosaur bouncy castles, and a leaked clip of an interviewer asking the Box v4 whether he'd have Nigerian or Ghanaian jollof
I bid seven whole hundreds and thousands, a patch of grass that got stuck to ILIMAN NDIAYE's left boot, all the tinfoil from the inside of a Cadbury's Advent calendar, and a single bruneian coffee bean
I bid a box television from 1420 used by faiq bolkiah's second uncle, the 0.761p change I got from Tesco last boxing day, A CD of Thick of It (KSI feat. BOX V6), my Nan's advent calender from 27 years ago (may be empty), Michael Oliver's eyes, one strand of P Diddy's hair, Lindsay Rose's pregnancy test and 9 bounty bars.
I bid 13 and a half fouled spark plugs out of a 2016 Kia soul, Pep Guardiolas will to live, and a half eaten Twinkie that was found on the floor of a New York subway.
My bid for the box is a Zimbabwean lawnmower with no engine, Big Smoke’s Cluckin’ Bell order from GTA San Andreas, LeBron James’s slam dunking ability, the entire GDP of Samoa, 0.0000005th of a dollar, a strand of Lewis Hamilton’s hair, Niran’s ACL, a single shard of glass from a Dacia Duster, Alisson’s left testicle, David Coote’s magic powder, 3 quarters of the very first pizza ever made back in 455BC, Noni Madueke’s headband and a bag of cinnamon from 1902 for the box
As a professional zoo keeper I think I'm the most qualified to keep the mokey called Box v6.
I bid the nose from Zlatan Ibrahimovics statue in Malmö. Along with the boxes new Album "Packin' heat". It features the Drake disstrack "Box em up", along with some deeper cuts like "lost in shipping".
I bid the greatness of Antony, the humbleness of Haaland, a sausage sandwich from Luton's stadium, Bosnia's coast, and the entirety of Ghana's football association