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@@JaDroppingScience :Kappa: (This is being referenced in the fashion of expressing doubt, and not in the fashion of bemusement. I believe this person merely didn’t know how to correctly pronounce tensegrity.)
This man accomplished none of what he set out to do: 1. Grab his drink easier? No 2. Test the max load of his table thing? Again no everything just fell over But he does have one dope ass relatively useless mini table now.
Nice. I would like to suggest that using a string that holds knots well but isn’t too stretchy (maybe jute twine) paired with good adjustable knots (maybe a 2 loop prussik for each corner string) should solve the stability issue to the point you could stack cans to the ceiling.
@@jacobc9221 at any moment, the bike wheel is mostly suspended by the 2-4 spokes at the 11-1 clock positions. because spokes are stronger in tension than compression, the spokes at the bottom of the wheel flex and are essentially slack. So the weight of the bike system is hanging from the rim. as the wheel rotates around, the weight is transferred to the new spokes moving to the topmost position.
No matter how much tension those strings can hold, there is still a full force of compression on the wood supporting the string. This can still only hold as much as the wood could, but with a design that weakens the wood structure and adds more points of complexity for problems to develop along. Tension forces are great for connecting two sturdy masses when you want lighter weight, or more flexibility, but it can never be a standalone support. Bike tires are held in place by the tension in the spokes, which makes them far lighter, however the center of the tires where the spokes connect and the outer rim are still both feeling the full force of the bikes weight. Long story short, the design isn't any less limited by the strength of wood, and the strings don't make it more effective at almost anything.
“Reaching for a drink can be such a pain, which is why I put the drink high up on an unstable platform where it can be knocked over in at least four distinct ways. Now reaching for it is the least of your concerns!”
I hope that saying reaching for it is the least of your concerns is sarcastic because it would be one of the forefronts of your concern when you are reaching for it because you would be concerned about accidentally disturbing the tension.
Accurate observation. You could theoretically tighten the outer strings to make it more stable or use segments of string with relatively strong magnets to avoid that problem.
I made on in 7th grade for a stem class and my teacher said that we could make it out of whatever we want so I went the full mile and built the top out of wood and the frame out of tube steel and welds and I used actual chain for the tension part. It ended holding up to 700 lbs
That looks really cool to make but I would be way too afraid to actually use a tensegrity table with drinks because with my luck it will unbalance itself and I'll have a huge mess to clean up.
Try with weights instead of super high & light cans and youll probably test the weight better than the stability. i feel like the higher weights would keep it tense
one thing is wrong. every rope plays a role in it not only the middle piece. for.it to be right you would have to place a object of perfectlybalanced center perfectly in the center. Every string is either tensed or compressed and the only reason for the middle one is the balance and its not under the most tension. the most tension is on the longest strings that are on the trnsed side.
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btw its not pronounced "tense-griddy"
it's pronounced "ten-Segrity"
@@DeccyBroski football fans seething rn
Please say you know how to pronounce tensegrity
The laziest non-lazy thing ever
That seems much easier than getting like a cupholder or something
Of coarse someone who likes Vince would say something like that
@@colinryan1729 course*
@@jackjeffers1902 ahahaah 😂😂😂
@@jackjeffers1902 🤓
@@blitzblaster2654 10/10 insult, very creative
Much like me in university, it is held up by stress.
I feel ya bro
That ain’t sustainable and therefore inevitable to burn out eventually. 😵
Just like me 6 years into my career, it’s held up by stress
"It wants to collapse, but constant stress won't allow it to."
Gives off the same vibes as
“I don’t have the energy to be bitter”
“I only have enough energy to be bitter”
“I am energized by being bitter”
dude I died every time you said "tense-gritty"
same
On god
what is the pun in this ?
@@zehraelmas3970 there isn’t one?
@@zehraelmas3970 its actually pronounced "tenseg-ritty"
I like how this doesnt actually help you grab your drink
lmfao
unnecessary inventions: bruh
He poured it on the camera lol
I'll probably still knock my drink off the mini table, but cool that it exists
… That’s the joke.
“Tense-gritty???”
you’re missing a syllable there, bud.
I needed it for the pun haha
@@JaDroppingScience :Kappa: (This is being referenced in the fashion of expressing doubt, and not in the fashion of bemusement. I believe this person merely didn’t know how to correctly pronounce tensegrity.)
@@JaDroppingScience What pun would that be?
@@snr0n the “tense griddy” pun. I hope that clears things up.
@@Emily-pd2hi Bruh why'd you disect him like that. you sound like an anthropologist
“The burden of never being good enough.”
Damn that’s a LOT that that table can hold
Finally a simple solution to one of life’s toughest tasks
The way you pronounce "tensegrity" as "tense gritty" is killing me
Was on purpose
@@minecrafangerbirdsmovie3928what was the purpose? 💀
@@vanillae91819 because the guy hits the griddy. He made it gritty so it sounded like griddy, then the football guy does the griddy.
"Tense griddy"
He be hittin' the griddy.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 tense moment 🥶
"reaching for your drink can be such a pain, so I made a coaster that sits 4 inches above the table and wobbles"
That’s the joke. What’s wrong with you?
Tense gritty 😩
Tense griddy*
@@Emily-pd2hi Nah gritty a word too
@@Emily-pd2hitense tiddy.
This man accomplished none of what he set out to do:
1. Grab his drink easier? No
2. Test the max load of his table thing? Again no everything just fell over
But he does have one dope ass relatively useless mini table now.
True.
Bro really pour his water on the camera for us. Thank you for the drink!
*Proceeds to put us in the ocean*
I Need you
Gesicki really does have a griddy that makes me tense. 😂
Pouring the water out on the camera at the end had me dying.
"tense-gritty"
💀💀💀💀💀 hit the tense gritty
This is going to revolutionize the ‘Reaching For Your Drink’ industry.
Also that camera drinking was not what I was expecting.
would love a full vid on whats all needed as well as dimensions. Cool looking project for wood shop
Thank you! I just sold my entire table so that i can buy this thing!
the real thing under stress here is me hearing you saying goddamn "tense-griddy"
*insert queen from deltarune hitting the griddy*
Nobody is talking about ”the burden of never being good enough” that shit was gold
That small piece of string was fighting for its life
uuuuuuu the transition for the loop 👌
Mans really called it the tense griddy💀
fun fact: not technically true tensegritty, but close enough. really cool video!
When your drink hits the tense griddy
“Tensgrity”
*sigh*
*goes to comments*
That makes two of us xD
Nice. I would like to suggest that using a string that holds knots well but isn’t too stretchy (maybe jute twine) paired with good adjustable knots (maybe a 2 loop prussik for each corner string) should solve the stability issue to the point you could stack cans to the ceiling.
This is basically how bicycle wheels work too
Can you expand on that?
@@jacobc9221 the tire pulls on all the spokes which act like wire/string and stabilises the opposite sides
@@jacobc9221 at any moment, the bike wheel is mostly suspended by the 2-4 spokes at the 11-1 clock positions. because spokes are stronger in tension than compression, the spokes at the bottom of the wheel flex and are essentially slack. So the weight of the bike system is hanging from the rim. as the wheel rotates around, the weight is transferred to the new spokes moving to the topmost position.
No matter how much tension those strings can hold, there is still a full force of compression on the wood supporting the string. This can still only hold as much as the wood could, but with a design that weakens the wood structure and adds more points of complexity for problems to develop along. Tension forces are great for connecting two sturdy masses when you want lighter weight, or more flexibility, but it can never be a standalone support. Bike tires are held in place by the tension in the spokes, which makes them far lighter, however the center of the tires where the spokes connect and the outer rim are still both feeling the full force of the bikes weight. Long story short, the design isn't any less limited by the strength of wood, and the strings don't make it more effective at almost anything.
“Reaching for a drink can be such a pain, which is why I put the drink high up on an unstable platform where it can be knocked over in at least four distinct ways. Now reaching for it is the least of your concerns!”
I hope that saying reaching for it is the least of your concerns is sarcastic because it would be one of the forefronts of your concern when you are reaching for it because you would be concerned about accidentally disturbing the tension.
Thank you for the drink, I really needed that
'your gritty's tense? Just massage them, grandma'
lol right when i scrolled down to this video i was leaning forwards to grab my eggnog
Loved it. Have a such table.
It worked exactly how I thought It would work.. I feel so smart now! 😎
The Miami dolphin joke was worth a sub
“Tense griddy” 💀
It lost stability due to the elastic stretching of the middle string and thus allowed all 4 corners strings to become compressed
Accurate observation. You could theoretically tighten the outer strings to make it more stable or use segments of string with relatively strong magnets to avoid that problem.
The water ending literally hurt my eyes, my brain didn't know what was going on, I needed to blink so badly.
That is very dramatic. Go outside.
Mike Gesicke's griddy physically made me recoil
Ive seen enough of these tables being built to watch this whole clip but gg on accomplishing it anyways
Why are you saying it like "tense-gritty"? It's "tens-egrity".
I feel like I can taste that water. Some thing about it just seems so familiar and really good.
man i wish i could file that fast
the saw sounding like the "gawd damn" meme sfx
Little did we know, this man was just hitting the tensest griddy known to man, and had to pun it in order to cope with its magnitude of intensity.
I finally understand this thing
*Insert mark rober’s build montage music *
Can't believe it he hit the tensegriddy
one day i was just thinking about how this could be possible... then i found this video.
The beginning of this video is like those ads that showcase a person just failing at life itself.
Loved it, have a such table at home.
Wait? How did I make 2 comments at 1 sec when I only made 1
That noise at the end was funny
Lmao the algorithm had a field day showing me this video. I’m a dolphins fan and a guy who likes engineering videos
Yeah I can't just move my hand like half a meter to get my drink but I can move my entire body and make a whole contraption
You literally explained how it works and my brain still hurts looking at it
Great to see you using ideas from the discord server
I love these so much. I have a 3d printrler, so I've made at least 10 for my family
I was going to subscribed but realized i already am
thanks past self
that spindrift is a classic
I made on in 7th grade for a stem class and my teacher said that we could make it out of whatever we want so I went the full mile and built the top out of wood and the frame out of tube steel and welds and I used actual chain for the tension part. It ended holding up to 700 lbs
The most jaw dropping moment in this is that anyone in the right mind would buy Bubly
I feel like you could increase the load capacity if you adjusted the corner screws while loading to account for the slack...
he hittin that tensegriddy
I would buy this.
Tense griddy
Stress be right footin left footin
I am never putting a drink on that. That thing looks like a mini earthquake
Best part of the video is at the end when he pours it on the floor !🤣
Damn the Mike Gesicki thing caught me off guard
How does this help me with reaching for a drink 😭😭
I love how he just pours water on his camera at the end lol
Doing this with lego is also cool
*proceeds to pour water on camera*
Fun Fact - Mike Gesiki Grew up in my town and went to my high school
The way he dissed my boy gesicki
I physically recoiled when he poured water all over the camera
dude has his wii in the background, nice
i felt that ending in my eyes and now their watering
That looks really cool to make but I would be way too afraid to actually use a tensegrity table with drinks because with my luck it will unbalance itself and I'll have a huge mess to clean up.
I'm drownin in that cup of water at the end
Try with weights instead of super high & light cans and youll probably test the weight better than the stability. i feel like the higher weights would keep it tense
What I do love about Americans is they find the most unusual way to pronounce words and don’t care one bit if it sounds stupid.
Looks like it breaks the physics
one thing is wrong. every rope plays a role in it not only the middle piece. for.it to be right you would have to place a object of perfectlybalanced center perfectly in the center. Every string is either tensed or compressed and the only reason for the middle one is the balance and its not under the most tension. the most tension is on the longest strings that are on the trnsed side.
“The not at all useful but totally fun build” would be a much more appropriate title
I have been cursed with forbidden knowledge
"Reaching for your drink can be such a pain, so I built a mini table from scratch and still have to reach for my drink" it's so bad it's good
my favorite new dance the "tense griddy"
the cans falling sounded like pins falling in bowling
My man pronounced it "tense gritty" 😂
Incredibly useful
That slurp at the end 😂
It’s the water pov for me
I like how he was watching fact or trash
Lego nerds: hey wait, I've seen this one!
I finally got how it works
“Tense griddy” 😭