That's not a "pick pocket" really, that's more of a *con artist.* A "pick pocket" takes your stuff off your person without your knowledge. A "con artist" _tricks_ you into voluntarily handing it over. And the "Victorian Boy" isn't the only con out there.
MOST INDIANS 🇳🇪 LIKE ME AGREES THAT OUR WORST ENEMY IS DEODORANT, SKIN WHITENING CREAM, RED DOT REMOVER, AIR FRESHENER, SHAVING, SOAP 🧴, AND BOOKS 📚.. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR HYGEINE😔😔 SPREAD LOVE PLEASE ❤️ JAI HIND ❤️ 🇮🇳❤❤
As a side note, when you pull out money to give to homeless, other people will see you do that and will target you for theft (if the initial person doesn’t just snatch your wallet)
MOST INDIANS 🇳🇪 LIKE ME AGREES THAT OUR WORST ENEMY IS DEODORANT, SKIN WHITENING CREAM, RED DOT REMOVER, AIR FRESHENER, SHAVING, SOAP 🧴, AND BOOKS 📚.. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR HYGEINE😔😔 SPREAD LOVE PLEASE ❤️ JAI HIND ❤️ 🇮🇳❤❤
That second one is an example of a famous quote by Magneto from the second X-Men film. He said “Never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she is interested in you.”
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"Just a nickel is all i need"
Gives him a whole GRAND
That's not a "pick pocket" really, that's more of a *con artist.* A "pick pocket" takes your stuff off your person without your knowledge. A "con artist" _tricks_ you into voluntarily handing it over.
And the "Victorian Boy" isn't the only con out there.
@@uncaboat2399🤓👆
Dude is just dumb.
listen here lil bud❌️💀🔥‼️‼️i will put you on my 𓀐 𓂸 list if you yap allat 1 more time‼️🔥💀🙏 i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever🤞🤞💀🔥❌
Bro thinks he's mr beast
"She's only after what's in your pants" got a good ol' laugh out of me
Same! Good twist to the joke 😂
100 th like (nobody cares)
Yeah😂
I didin't notice 💀
Literally 😂
"What's your number?"
"Number 3"
That was smooth af 👌
Now we know her number 😂
I was about to say so
MOST INDIANS 🇳🇪 LIKE ME AGREES THAT OUR WORST ENEMY IS DEODORANT, SKIN WHITENING CREAM, RED DOT REMOVER, AIR FRESHENER, SHAVING, SOAP 🧴, AND BOOKS 📚.. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR HYGEINE😔😔 SPREAD LOVE PLEASE ❤️ JAI HIND ❤️ 🇮🇳❤❤
@@Qoothyleast obvious bot
@@Qoothy2/10 rage bait
“I tHiNk I jUsT gOt RoBbEd FoR tHe FiRsT tImE tOdAy”😂😂😂😂
bruh
You were robbed two times before that
Don't tell him @@jakecohen7 shhhh
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
As a side note, when you pull out money to give to homeless, other people will see you do that and will target you for theft (if the initial person doesn’t just snatch your wallet)
Oh shi
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
There's always the prison wallet.
@@domino4843 Nahhh
Lmao
@@domino4843 That's natures pocket
Ayoooo
That ain't Victorian boy, that's Mikey mouse🤣
LOL
The mouse was a rat the entire time 😮
@@TACHANKAMAlN 😟
he deserves to stay on the streets
F
Victorian boy in 2024😂😂
You'd be surprised of the shenanigans mfs be up to 😂😂😂😂😂
MOST INDIANS 🇳🇪 LIKE ME AGREES THAT OUR WORST ENEMY IS DEODORANT, SKIN WHITENING CREAM, RED DOT REMOVER, AIR FRESHENER, SHAVING, SOAP 🧴, AND BOOKS 📚.. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR HYGEINE😔😔 SPREAD LOVE PLEASE ❤️ JAI HIND ❤️ 🇮🇳❤❤
@@Qoothybro wut-
@@Qoothy im Indian and i dissaprove
@@Qoothybro thats the flag of Niger 🇳🇪 flag the Indian flag is 🇮🇳
"She is only after whats in your pants"
*middle school flashbacks*
(Interepert this either way)
Excuse me? What weird middle school did you attend?
@@1312Mork2definitely a poor middle school for sure
@1312Mork2 fr
Holdup... Explain?!
@@1312Mork2 A middle school with slightly insane kids
That second one is an example of a famous quote by Magneto from the second X-Men film. He said “Never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she is interested in you.”
Nah I am dirty💀💀 I thought she wants it in your pants
I’m beautiful and people can trust me
@@Prettyinpink3.0🧢🧢🧢
@@Prettyinpink3.0just you saying that make me not wanna trust you
@@totallynotanoob7302 dude, being confident doesn’t make you a liar.
“Hey I think I’ve been robbed for the first time” 💀💀💀
😭lol
The "bruh" at the end made it more dramatic
Today💀💀
*Today*
I didn’t know they said that in the short
Bro said “First time” like it’s a daily occurrence 💀
true😂
Bruh the Hellcat noise for the drive-by
*Mike knew* 🤣
Usual suspects 👴
The comment I was looking for
@@naledimphake8439yes
stretch
@@w1nt494nah mike knew what he was doing
"I just got robbed for the first time today," has me in shambles.
Him: "What's your number ?"
Mike: " Number 3"
Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
"She's only after what's in you pants"
exactly what ? 💀
💀
Something brown and long💀
@@tobuxharvey1691 HE MEANT THE MONEY-
@@tobuxharvey1691poopie???
@@tobuxharvey1691 oh you mean a neat stack coins?
Number 4: Taxes
Underrated
💀💀
💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️
Number 5: American Healthcare
lol
How did I just see the John Wick solider painting in the background😂😂
Omg
Me too lmao
I was looking for this comment.
I was about to comment this… 😂
The guy:"Wait, what's your number?"
Mike:*Number 3"
thanks for the ideas! gonna go start now.
Me too
Mike's sense of humor is refreshing, your shorts are like lifeblood my friend
Vampire ahh comment
That 'bruh' at the end was personal 💀
no it wasn't
Leedootclash no one cares
@@rosaayala6525 preach brother 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@rosaayala6525 and? why do i need anybody to care
@@rosaayala6525 i care.
Bro, Mike got the best Chicks for his videos ☠️
Real 😭
That's his gf ffs
It's almost always the same woman and it's his wife. The rare occasion you see a different woman it's one of his wifes friends or a coworker
@@kappa1427 ok Mr eRm AcKsHuLlY
@@FlowingFord2006 😂😂😂😂😂 I knew someone was gonna say some shit like that, I don't care, you are now more informed.🤷♂️ Have a good day dude 🤟
“Drive by” immediately plays a hellcat sound 💀
yes 😂
The usual suspects
Mike might be the luckiest man on earth the way he pulled that baddie dawg💀
there is better ones
@@Todellinenyou don’t pull anyone huh?
@@Todellinennot like any of us will pull one
@@crazyarcher2029 well i have pulled one tho
@@Plink90 you dont pull with 69 subscribers ?
I thought the money was on fire at the first
same with me
Same here. Trick of the fireplace.
Same
Bro just Explain every Golddigger in the shortest way☠️
fr
The girl does a really good job at portraying things
Fr
"They're just after what's in your pants"
“…for the first time today” 😂
The intentional bad acting makes it even more entertaining and educating 😁🤣
That last one "Bruh" got me laughing
Victorian street urchins be like "please sir, I'm so hungry"
Then just eat something
“Just a nickel is all I need!”
“Ok, here’s $1000”
That’s about the same amount he asked for, totally.
Romanians watching this:
Rookie stuff 🤭
I'm married to a Romanian woman. I've heard stories and your comment is hilarious 😂
Didn't know Romania was dangerous
@@TexanFordIt isn’t but the stereotype is that they’re thieves
Thanks, Mike
Thanks for the tips on how to pick pocket 😁
"Three ways pickpockets steal your stuff without you ever knowing"
The last way: *I know I have been stolen*
Jokes On Ya, I Purposely Bring no Money so I won't Spend it!
Finally old lawyer mike is back
Thanks for the new methods😁
Thanks for the ideas
"Hey I think i've just got robbed for the first time today,"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
BRO YOU GOT
I caught a guy red-handed trying to pickpocket me. He ended up begging for money to fix his broken hand.
that was savage as f* lol
Another is asking for directions while a second person pickpockets you while you’re distracted
mike talking with experience
Thanks for the free tactics
The drive by with hellcat sound is crazy😂
Thx for the info now i know What to look out for thx
"She's only after what's in your pants" took me a second but I'm laughing so hard
Bruh who’s the chick she is clearly an adult film star and I want to know more
@oldworldpatriot8920 idk who she is I never cared
Same tell if you know @@oldworldpatriot8920
Thanks for the tip
Thanks Ima try it out
I thought this was an average one of your videos and than I realized it was 5 minutes ago, I’m blessed to be so early when coming across in my fyp
Nobody talking about the John wick painting at the intro?
Nice! Added the hellcat engine sound. Nice one😄
He went so hard on the nerdy energy i love it!!!
Again oh my lawbymike is in shorts wars I just can’t believe it
Wait where was it
Yeah I didn't see it
@@Spiraticc the shorts wars glitch was in yesterday's vid
@@Spiraticc look at his last short
@@teddybeargamez the glitch was in last short the one about CLONING
Bro took child labour to a whole new level 💀
Keanu Reeves in picture frame behind.
Thanks for the help. I’ll remember to use these tricks
Nice tutorial bro
Actually the third one is basically just blatant theft!
"Wait, what's the number?"
"Number 3-"
Perfection.
Whats her name?
Thanks for the tutorial! Now I know what to do if I ever run out of money!
the 3 rd is not "without u knowing" (keep up the good work!)
Whenever I visit NYC, there's always so many Victorian boys begging for money.
john wick painting at the background😂😂
Just a question who is the lady?
his wife
@@sincerelysebas633 thank you
Gwen singer
@@christopherjabat3136TYSM "for education purposes obviously
Thanks for the tutorial ma guy
He clearly noticed that last one
The second one reminds me of Rita from Idiocracy. She's gotta split your money with Upgrayedd.
Number 2 is what we call the golddigger method 😂
Fr😂
"Whats your number"
"Number 3"
Was that intentional?
Yep
thanks for the tips
Thanks for the advice I can’t wait to pickpocket
“Wait whats your number”
“Number 3”😂😂😂
I'm calling 3 RIGHT NOW
PLEAE PICK UP
Fr
none of those are really pick pockets. Cons and thieves, yes, pickpockets no.
That must be why I was so confused.
Pickpockets mostly work in crowds, or will set up a situation where people stop to watch. Public transit is also common venue.
The Hellcat whine 💀💀💀
"Wait what's your number!"
"Number 3" 😃
I was about to comment that
“How pickpockets rob you without you ever knowing.” *person grabs phone out of my hand and runs away in front of my face”
Police and robbers must hate you😂
one time that mike has L rizz:
It's been happening a lot where I live in Florida but I'm from Detroit so you better believe I keep my stuff on lock down
The supercharger whine at the "drive-by" turned on my car instincts 😭😭
"She's only after what's in your pants"
"Sigh time to check comments"
Bro needs to be a magician
Bro went from teaching law to teaching not to get robbed
I like how bro used the hellcat whine😭😭
Mike is really the most unhinged lawyer on youtube 💀
What’s her @ tho???
Mike Tyson
gwen singer
Nah fr me too
Bro said look at the time I gtg💀💀 Bro don’t even have no watch💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Without you ever knowing
*Proceeds to get robbed right infront of hes eyes*
Thanks mike
Whose mami? 😢😮
That "bruh" was personal 💀
And funny as hell
I love you you are the best lawyer ever ❤🎉
The “bruh” at the end
I swear I only watch his stuff for the hot lady
Then ur missing out on good knoweledge
Yo whats that baddie name😂
Gwen Singer
@@epicestgamerestgamerofthec3701 arigato gosimasu
"only after what's In your pants" is wild💀💀💀