"Hi dad, we're doing this funny father's day bit with phones, hahahaha" "I took the dog to the vet today for a $100 dollar shot" Nikki's look - "dad...you're not helping." (proving that you can never be too old to have your dad embarrass you)
Find a fishing picture. Google the fish species avg size. Compare the size to the guy but stacking the fish. Wow lol that a complicated method to avoid dating a short dude
I thought i was clearly being sarcastic. It was a comment on the recent outrage culture. P.S. im perfectly fine with my adequate height. Id also be perfectly fine of i was short.
I was just about to comment that Nikki is usually funnier and crazier. I think she was just being nice and maybe didn't want to completely destroy the girl's life.
dude, are you forreal? she's like barely 35. and she's someone that's completely open about her life so she would have talked about it. she hasn't had anything done.
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Her notes were literally amazing lmao
“If he’s under five salmon, swipe him back into the sea.” 😂😂
the average length of a salmon is 28 in, if your not over 11 and half feet tall you are too short for Nikki Glaser.
This is great.
i saw u had 99 likes...here's mine to get the 100 because OCD reasons
I’m a 9 ft kind of gal
She’s cute and has a great chill personality
I couldn’t tell if sam was really cool and chill about this or just completely annoyed 😂
Or just boring lol
Nikki's typing made me feel much better about my horrible one.
fell in love with this girl while she had her phone hijacked
These are more entertaining when they use the persons dating apps.
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
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You had me at Nikki Glaser
Sam ends up dating Nikki's Dad.
she’s so calm and a nice person to talk to and nikki is just yelling lol. i love nikki tho ❤️
This woman is on top of the world lately. We Love You, Nikki!
Im shocked that this was super clean
Nikki is so cool and naturally funny
'Ok, so we downloaded Twitter.' HAHAHAHA
Never trust a comedian with your dating apps 😂
I love your videos
This is really funny! What a good sport! Both of these ladies!!!!
The fish tip 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Love this channel😘😘
Happy Father's Day!
"Hi dad, we're doing this funny father's day bit with phones, hahahaha"
"I took the dog to the vet today for a $100 dollar shot"
Nikki's look - "dad...you're not helping."
(proving that you can never be too old to have your dad embarrass you)
The girl has great teeth.
happy fathers day to everyone in the comments!!!
"under five salmons" :D
Find a fishing picture. Google the fish species avg size. Compare the size to the guy but stacking the fish. Wow lol that a complicated method to avoid dating a short dude
THATS HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION. im OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!
@@adnanshoukat8966 Whatever, manlet.
found the short guy
I thought i was clearly being sarcastic. It was a comment on the recent outrage culture.
P.S. im perfectly fine with my adequate height. Id also be perfectly fine of i was short.
I can see Nikki is a fan of YMH podcast... keepin' those jeans high and tight.
Please have nikki do this purely for dating app!!
Shes just 😍😍😍
Love your video
Sam looked like she was reliving some bad dates when the height conversation started
“my pal amy schumer” OH NO
Nothing quite like a medium rare dog steak with pepper sauce.
I am Chinese too 🤷♂️
8:38 - Such a sad and pathetic generation with shallow, empty values.
Happy Fathers Day Everybody!!!
“rEaLly wHY”
Yasss THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN
Super channel
Nikki, we need to talk about your jeans.
Sam’s a cutie patootie 😍
I'm I the only one that thought it was Paris Hilton in the thumbnail lol
WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS GIRL SAM BEFORE? i swear i saw her in some show recently!
ive never clicked on a video faster
I wanted to know her thoughts on Toy Story 3, godammit!
I'm disappointed. Seriously expected way more mayhem.
Yeah nikki is definitely more than capable
I was just about to comment that Nikki is usually funnier and crazier. I think she was just being nice and maybe didn't want to completely destroy the girl's life.
She need to teach me on how to make good first impressions
I love pretzel M&M's only! Used to love the peanut ones, but pretzel m&m's is my go candy! Yummy!
Missed opportunity when she said that wasn't my aura she should've said it was my labia majora.
thanks nikki, didn't realise how millenial i was till i saw her notes. there's no denying now for me. whew.
Okay great now I can’t sleep because of the freaking house centipede
OMG Nikki is soooooooooooooo funny
I always put my height. Lol
So we downloaded twitter...
I don’t even own a phone... is that odd?
ITS PLOTTING AGAINST US
Wow Nikki has lost a lot of weight
man, this was not fun!
That little vegetarian rant was pretty cringey
jhev gainz youre pretty cringey
Dairy is delicious though.
Kinda want to try cat and dog milk now.
Nikki can't type
My salmons' not small!!!
Queeeeeen
Man, idk how Blake Griffin just pased on her, she's hot and chill, also funny.
That girl read one too many John Green books as a teenager and now she thinks she is a quirky manic pixie dream girl
What has she had done? She's always been pretty but now it's like "BAM!". Who is her surgeon?
dude, are you forreal? she's like barely 35. and she's someone that's completely open about her life so she would have talked about it. she hasn't had anything done.
True to form, Nikki Glaser wasn't funny. That girl seemed very chill though, and super cute.
Ouch Nikki how do you even find pants that high waisted?
Why did nicky acted like the fan girl???
Aren't old chicks suppose to get less hot?
Aren't compliments better when not weirdly backhanded?
@@alacranberri wow, someone's triggered. guess you need to watch more of her material.
Nikki's hot
Bothered by how many mistakes Nikki makes while typing
If she weigh two more pounds those would be mom jeans
Sup
glaser is so bad😍😍
kinda sad sam changed her bio back to secretes poison 😔
like if nikki glaser ever did something on my phone i would never change it
First❤️
Well that wasn't very entertaining. She really isn't funny outside of dating app shenanigans
If only Nikki started doing squats...
Omg early comment!! I never get in this early#9
#GoVegan
One of the first
she can have my phone....number
Mom jeans need to go back out of style
Seventh