Cannibal Corpse-Hammer Smashed Face(Radio D#$&ey Version)

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Комментарии • 872

  • @nonyabiddnuss4848
    @nonyabiddnuss4848 5 лет назад +304

    I can't believe it took me this long to come up with this
    *Carnival Corpse*

  • @NatiPerPerdereNPP
    @NatiPerPerdereNPP 9 лет назад +590

    ♫ Suffer, and then you die
    Torture, pulverized ♫
    Just puts me in a good mood ^^

    • @darkKyrios13
      @darkKyrios13 8 лет назад +5

      its so damn happy! I love it

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 8 лет назад +5

      +Andy Rehfeldt That was way too Dora xD

    • @killakratzilla
      @killakratzilla 8 лет назад +3

      +Nati Per Perdere me tooo haha isnt it perfect?

    • @tomdaxurupita
      @tomdaxurupita 7 лет назад +3

      The best part.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 4 года назад +3

      That’s my life in a nutshell.

  • @kolossalskrimp
    @kolossalskrimp 7 лет назад +919

    I want to brutally pet some puppies

    • @afunkinduck4856
      @afunkinduck4856 7 лет назад +13

      \m/

    • @marinooliveira4204
      @marinooliveira4204 7 лет назад +8

      \m/

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 6 лет назад +22

      I died laughing my ass hahahahaa

    • @pekoe9059
      @pekoe9059 6 лет назад +13

      Lirk Hulrich don't hurt them whilst this petting commences... lest they brutally roll over and steal your soul

    • @AlexanderL23
      @AlexanderL23 6 лет назад +2

      Omfg 😂 😂 😂

  • @VortexBunche
    @VortexBunche 9 лет назад +252

    The part with "No one can stop...MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @Stone8age
    @Stone8age 7 лет назад +596

    This version sounds a lot creepier. Imagine being held and tied up in a basement while a psycho guy sings this shit while dancing with a sledge in hands.

  • @Chives5150
    @Chives5150 8 лет назад +451

    CRUSHING. CRANIAL. CONTENTS. :-)
    *frolics through field of flowers*

    • @geddyknee1633
      @geddyknee1633 8 лет назад +50

      *Puts flowers in lecherous abscesses where you once had a head*

    • @Valhallmupp
      @Valhallmupp 7 лет назад +5

      Hahaha! This is comment field gold, I can't breathe x'D.

    • @DreamWarriorSleeps
      @DreamWarriorSleeps 6 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

  • @kristyy420
    @kristyy420 8 лет назад +1665

    This version is more disturbing than the original becuase you can understand the lyrics :|

    • @mattt4803
      @mattt4803 8 лет назад +69

      you can't understand cannibal?

    • @mathieumeneray2990
      @mathieumeneray2990 8 лет назад +6

      Matt T, what do you mean ?

    • @lukem4278
      @lukem4278 7 лет назад +33

      only wimps cant understand cannibal corpse. white bread

    • @prod.pajo24
      @prod.pajo24 7 лет назад +57

      He wanted to say that Cannibal Corpse is not a brutal band because you can actually understand the lyrics.
      The more you can't understand the lyrics, the band is more brutal then. It's the only rule for Death Metal.

    • @DeicideAmon
      @DeicideAmon 6 лет назад

      Mahou Shoujo MARCELINE IS DEATH METAL BEAUTY

  • @gaillefalloppio
    @gaillefalloppio 8 лет назад +908

    You're saving the humanity with your works. I'm so happy

    • @SUPERPROJCC
      @SUPERPROJCC 7 лет назад

      Gaille Falloppio kkkkkk kkkkkk 😂

    • @PAULOhypo
      @PAULOhypo 5 лет назад +5

      Gaille Falloppio
      Saving the humanity ?
      I think you wanted to say creeping humanity by cleaning Death Metal vocals just to show all lyrics said through the growls.
      AHAHAH !

    • @user-iv8mg9rd6o
      @user-iv8mg9rd6o 5 лет назад

      Me too from japan

  • @rafaellopez9340
    @rafaellopez9340 10 лет назад +372

    it sound like a serial killer dressed like an happy men.

    • @rafaellopez9340
      @rafaellopez9340 10 лет назад +39

      Sakuragi Rokurouta nope, i think in ned flanders.

    • @arquivoNPG
      @arquivoNPG 7 лет назад +1

      Rafael López Okilly Dokilly?

    • @bv2001
      @bv2001 5 лет назад +3

      Lol like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahm

  • @eldouchy1
    @eldouchy1 8 лет назад +227

    My 5 month old daughter loves this track

    • @LuchoCastle_11
      @LuchoCastle_11 8 лет назад +8

      The original version!...
      .
      .
      .
      I am joking.

    • @theveganalien7091
      @theveganalien7091 8 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @PAULOhypo
      @PAULOhypo 5 лет назад +1

      @@LuchoCastle_11
      AHAHAH !

    • @Cr00xY
      @Cr00xY 3 года назад +1

      @@LuchoCastle_11 porquenolosdos.gif

    • @Kuato
      @Kuato 2 года назад +3

      We’ll see your kid on the news in 20 years

  • @FranzFerdinand76
    @FranzFerdinand76 9 лет назад +429

    Woah, I didn't know Chris Barnes was actually saying real words.

    • @BobBobbysepicrandomshit
      @BobBobbysepicrandomshit 7 лет назад +65

      thats george fisher

    • @prasantkarki4898
      @prasantkarki4898 7 лет назад +73

      But chrish barnes sang it.

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 6 лет назад +9

      Grant E CHOPPED IN HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 лет назад +20

      @@BobBobbysepicrandomshit You can actually understand Corpsegrinder, not as much as Chuck Schuldiner but you can still can of understand George.

    • @kaspernielsen5290
      @kaspernielsen5290 4 года назад +13

      @@michaeltozzi3112 theres No better Death metal singer than chuck🤘

  • @maxmustermann-theoutfluenc997
    @maxmustermann-theoutfluenc997 10 лет назад +278

    Finally the Original Version of this Song ;-)

    • @PAULOhypo
      @PAULOhypo 5 лет назад +1

      Max Mustermann
      AHAHAH !

  • @Daxter5150
    @Daxter5150 9 лет назад +366

    Cannibal Mickey

  • @dennylee7312
    @dennylee7312 9 лет назад +142

    Neil Young does cannibal corpse

  • @belleepoque4597
    @belleepoque4597 5 лет назад +55

    This is hands down the funniest thing I have ever experienced. Somehow the fact that Andy's musicianship is of such a high caliber makes it that much funnier.

  • @tylermitchell.420
    @tylermitchell.420 8 лет назад +67

    this sounds so weird. like it sounds so happy and so kid friendly, but it's actually talking about killing someone by smashing their brains in😂😂😂

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 8 лет назад +3

      Joyous act. Messy to clean up!

  • @EMC113
    @EMC113 10 лет назад +139

    I love metal and have a sense of humor. Brutal!!!!!!!!

  • @sirdeathcore3156
    @sirdeathcore3156 10 лет назад +67

    Crushiiinnnng :D
    Craniaaalllll :D
    Conteeeenntss :D

  • @courgeonaute
    @courgeonaute 10 лет назад +74

    This somehow, has a positive message

  • @JustPlainRob
    @JustPlainRob 10 лет назад +74

    I think actually hearing the lyrics is funnier than the music revision.

  • @joshyjoshyjosh
    @joshyjoshyjosh 3 года назад +11

    Perfect song for a family picnic.

  • @kokorodokoro
    @kokorodokoro 10 лет назад +16

    Fascinating. The first guitarpart (0:40) sounds like something out of Bach.

  • @screamengine
    @screamengine 9 лет назад +101

    According to some scientific theories. This is the original version, somewhen.

    • @andreyv.vieira521
      @andreyv.vieira521 5 лет назад

      What do you mean?

    • @ds8249
      @ds8249 5 лет назад

      Andrey V. Vieira doesn’t matter, I thumbed it up lol

  • @donpuge
    @donpuge 9 лет назад +216

    Death Metal for kids

  • @Cr00xY
    @Cr00xY 8 лет назад +15

    "Keep fucking supporting meadow" \m/

  • @sirdeathcore3156
    @sirdeathcore3156 10 лет назад +132

    Suffeeeerrrr :D
    and then you diie c:

  • @211Appolo
    @211Appolo 9 лет назад +55

    Brutal.

  • @noelongoco5532
    @noelongoco5532 3 года назад +10

    This bought a smile and I later uncontrollably cracked up😂😂😂 crashing cranial contents... torture, torture pulverize in clean vocals.. so hilarious😂😂😂

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 8 лет назад +62

    I am quite a big Cannibal Corpse fan, but this is so darn catchy! Great job!

    • @MrPijus123
      @MrPijus123 8 лет назад +5

      ikr, I keep singing along with these soft vocals and it feels just weird

  • @NurIbrahimTikko
    @NurIbrahimTikko 9 лет назад +18

    "suffer and then you die..torture torture pulverized" is totally hillarious LOL!! XD XD XD

  • @karlmartin849
    @karlmartin849 8 месяцев назад +3

    Parenting 101: How to introduce your children to Cannibal Corpse.

  • @devoureddeath222
    @devoureddeath222 5 лет назад +9

    Been a fan since Tomb of the Mutilated. This is the best cover of this song I’ve heard. Sardonic yet cheerful.

  • @nr655321
    @nr655321 3 года назад +10

    Strangely melancholic and kind of... touching.

  • @nicks6813
    @nicks6813 3 года назад +4

    Now THIS is what RUclips was made for!

  • @BikeyBoyRob
    @BikeyBoyRob 12 лет назад +10

    andy rehfeldt really bring out the true emotions we feel while listening to this song, he just makes these thoughts seem NORMAL.

  • @troylandzerep8045
    @troylandzerep8045 8 лет назад +52

    I was hoping you can make a Napalm Death radio Disney version of You Suffer

  • @DocteurZeuhl
    @DocteurZeuhl 9 лет назад +3

    I love the way "fuck" is bleeped, but the lyrics of the songs themselves cause no trouble whatsoever :D
    Hail CC, and hail Andy Rehfeldt, the smoothest motherf*BLEEP*ker alive.

  • @JohnDoe-le7ml
    @JohnDoe-le7ml 9 лет назад +30

    " no one can stop ..........MEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @TheMSanvictores
    @TheMSanvictores 8 лет назад +13

    5 years later and it's still hilarious

  • @SenorCrazylegs
    @SenorCrazylegs 4 года назад +3

    This is the band featured in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective film. Would have been even funnier if it was this version they used.

  • @kowjuice11
    @kowjuice11 10 лет назад +18

    That was so much more brutal than the original!

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +6

    Mr Bungle? Is that you?

  • @randywissler9923
    @randywissler9923 3 года назад +2

    I still can't believe this is 10 years old!!!

  • @darkprecurser
    @darkprecurser 10 лет назад +108

    Who wants tacos? 3:45

  • @johnquixhote
    @johnquixhote 14 лет назад +4

    its great being able to finally hear the lyrics

  • @randomguy2518
    @randomguy2518 2 года назад +3

    This is The sound of "What if Bob Ross had become a serial killer"

  • @CANIMALEDETTI
    @CANIMALEDETTI 12 лет назад +1

    mellowness becomes my appetite
    kindness is now a way of life

  • @cbrite
    @cbrite 2 года назад +8

    This is how it sounds when the music is translated in a metalheads brain.

  • @stevepwn
    @stevepwn 6 лет назад +9

    i'm a death metal fan and im dying of laughter llok

  • @numbers9696
    @numbers9696 5 лет назад +1

    The contrast between the dark, gory lyrics and the happy vibe of the music is honestly very funny

  • @PAULOhypo
    @PAULOhypo 5 лет назад +2

    I just loved this version !
    Unplugged and clean vocals !
    Let's give this version to our moms, aunties, sisters, cousins and grannies !
    AHAHAH !

  • @charleleong9453
    @charleleong9453 7 лет назад +36

    Good... Now my kid can listen to death metal

  • @nightskye5208
    @nightskye5208 5 лет назад +2

    This is somehow still heavy. Amazing.

  • @bozzy7946
    @bozzy7946 2 года назад +1

    2021 and still loving this

  • @shevechron
    @shevechron 3 года назад +2

    This is the funniest thing I've heard in decades.

  • @SUBboy
    @SUBboy 5 лет назад +1

    Andy, I fucking love you and I still watch this often with glee.

  • @JohanJpPaul
    @JohanJpPaul 10 лет назад +2

    OMG ROFL, the crowd is wild because of the happy music. That's sooo rare.

  • @google_must_die
    @google_must_die 9 лет назад +18

    No on can stop MEEEEEE!!
    Lol

    • @lilclaptrap4289
      @lilclaptrap4289 5 лет назад

      google must_die hahaa this part came up just as i read your comment! Hillarious!

  • @feltongailey8987
    @feltongailey8987 Год назад +1

    This is the wholesome, family sing-along music i have been craving.❤

  • @ChrisJones-re4fe
    @ChrisJones-re4fe 7 месяцев назад +1

    Still listen to this all the time

  • @lilcody69
    @lilcody69 12 лет назад +2

    i lost it at 2:21 lawl
    "As i crack your skull in half"

  • @flyingforks2134
    @flyingforks2134 7 лет назад +4

    This version is the kind of thing you'd find at the end of a Nightmare on Elm Street movie

  • @phoom68
    @phoom68 9 лет назад +21

    How about Necropedophile radio disney version.

  • @chumpobumpo
    @chumpobumpo 13 лет назад +4

    Andy, I think I have watched every single one of your videos at least 10 times each! I have been subscribed to you for forever. And I must say, you are the most talented, humorous, and amazing individual on youtube!

  • @metfan999
    @metfan999 6 лет назад +1

    The legendary video from my youth. Forever kudos to you sir.

  • @nishadnadkarni7874
    @nishadnadkarni7874 10 лет назад +8

    I like the way he says 'crushing cranial contents!' Hahahahahahaha!

  • @inspektorsx683
    @inspektorsx683 2 года назад +3

    I bang for the original version and this one too! 🤘🏻😈🔥

  • @madmaggie7163
    @madmaggie7163 9 лет назад

    'steaming blood splashing over meeeeeee'
    Thank you for sharing these lovely lyrics!

  • @blascopalomequearay2147
    @blascopalomequearay2147 4 года назад +1

    My father said I cant listen agressive rythms and screams, thank you for doing this love u

  • @TheMetalMuzik
    @TheMetalMuzik 10 лет назад +13

    Shit this is brutal

  • @Forlorn_Mortis
    @Forlorn_Mortis 4 года назад +3

    3:04 Breakdown

  • @xOGxSE7ENx
    @xOGxSE7ENx 5 лет назад +2

    I'm totally headbanging to this, while riding down a rainbow on my unicorn! \m/😂\m/

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 10 лет назад +9

    OMGGGG Alex's bass solo XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • @Mantus01102005
    @Mantus01102005 4 года назад +6

    I dont want to believe that he said ;
    There's something inside me
    It's, it's coming out
    I feel like killing you
    Let loose the anger, held back too long
    My blood runs cold
    Through my anatomy, dwells another being
    Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
    Brutality now becomes my appetite
    Violence is now a way of life
    The sledge my tool to torture
    As it pounds down on your forehead
    Eyes bulging from their sockets
    With every swing of my mallet
    I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
    through the cracks, blood does leak
    distorted beauty, catastrophe
    Steaming slop, splattered all over me
    Lifeless body, slouching dead
    Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
    Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
    You will never live again, soon your life will end
    I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
    facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
    Crushing, cranial, contents
    Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
    Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
    Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
    Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
    Suffer, and then you die
    Torture, pulverized
    At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
    To kill as I please, no one can stop me
    Created to kill, the carnage continues
    Violently reshaping human facial tissue
    Brutality becomes my appetite
    Violence is now a way of life
    The sledge my tool to torture
    As it pounds down on your forehead

  • @szametha
    @szametha 12 лет назад

    'No one can stop... MEEEE' xD seriously man this is off the charts, Fantastic cover!

  • @Orangepep
    @Orangepep 11 лет назад

    This is just pure gold.

  • @BarnabyBoultonFilm
    @BarnabyBoultonFilm 13 лет назад +3

    "suffer...... and then you die" That is some seriously funny shit XD Nice work!!

  • @BRO77TX
    @BRO77TX 4 года назад

    I love the footage you picked with Jack Owens in the group!!

  • @bryan2284
    @bryan2284 10 лет назад +5

    This is the most brutal Disney song ever!!

  • @thepickletickler1857
    @thepickletickler1857 10 лет назад +11

    this song plays when i need to poop and my brothers already in the restroom

  • @CrackheadAmphibian
    @CrackheadAmphibian 14 лет назад

    I swear, that's the funniest thing i've seen in awhile out of all youtube videos. Vocals, instruments, EVERYTHING.

  • @kaktisse
    @kaktisse 12 лет назад +3

    This is the best thing on the internet! Closely followed by your rendition of Demigod.
    I tip my hat to you sir.. man, haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
    I hope the CC guys have seen this!

  • @gh0stgirl_music
    @gh0stgirl_music 6 лет назад

    And you can STILL headbang to it!

  • @umblapag
    @umblapag 2 года назад

    Keep coming back to this

  • @queendiamond770
    @queendiamond770 6 лет назад

    Watched this twice in a row for how perfect it is. Bass solo is on point!!

  • @seanhales1230
    @seanhales1230 6 лет назад +2

    Do more songs!!!! This so hilarious!!!!

  • @BukaTheNoise
    @BukaTheNoise 11 лет назад

    Dude your sense of timing is second to none. Noone's done anything this funny since the days of Terry Gilliam and Monty Python's Flying Circus

  • @MrLouisfine
    @MrLouisfine 7 лет назад +1

    This version is my favourite music to wake up in the morrning.

  • @CobaltLancer
    @CobaltLancer 5 лет назад +4

    Carnival Corpse - Hammock Smacked Face

  • @dannyslipknotfan
    @dannyslipknotfan 5 лет назад +1

    Omg I literally just died that was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @BeethovenVanGogh
    @BeethovenVanGogh 10 лет назад +8

    Fuck'n BRUTAL! XD

  • @jamesmaxwell1146
    @jamesmaxwell1146 8 лет назад

    Andy Rehfeldt you are a fucking hero. OUT-FUCKING-STANDING

  • @dustindavila
    @dustindavila 14 лет назад

    @AndyRehfeldt You are a genius. I have never had more happy, uplifting, thoughts while hearing about brutal murder.

  • @FlunaOwO
    @FlunaOwO 3 года назад +1

    I don't know what I have found but I love it

  • @boubito
    @boubito 12 лет назад +6

    3:35 best part!!!
    At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
    To kill as I please, no one can stop MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
    hahahaha

  • @Birchwood1976
    @Birchwood1976 10 лет назад

    This is some serious serial killer soundtrack material right here.

  • @vonshroom2068
    @vonshroom2068 10 лет назад +2

    talk about an adaptation of killing someone with kindness XD keep up the good work dude !!!

  • @DeathCommando666
    @DeathCommando666 11 лет назад

    Man, this is absolutely genius!

  • @judaslukas
    @judaslukas 11 лет назад

    "Let loose the anger!!!" Absolutely priceless!!!!

  • @kolibry7777
    @kolibry7777 Год назад +5

    Какая замечательная группа. Почему их не зовут на детские утренники?