Beating Ark Survival Evolved as a Superhuman
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- NOT AN ACTUAL CHALLENGE, this all satire. I just did it for the lolz
This is definitely not meant to be taken super seriously, it was just a weird idea I had. I kinda wanted to do this for a while anyway because I'm clearly a trueborn lord of shenanigans
Join my Discord!! ► / discord
Here are the main stats I used (and changes are marked in parentheses):
Player damage: 20 (40 - 80)
Player resistance: 0.2 (0.15)
XP gain: 10
Harvest amount: 5
Player character health recovery: 50 (100)
Taming: disabled
Here are the scaling numbers per level:
Health: 20
Stamina: 40
Torpidity: 20
Oxygen: 999
Temperature: 30
Weight: 20
Damage (melee upgrade): 10
Speed: 8
Temperature fortitude: 99
#ark #arksurvivalevolved #memes #funny #gaming #superhero #challenge #comedy
Dude look like a grunt from halo
This comment is a winner
😂yea og
He just needs the cone thingy
Half life grunt 😂
Steal his methane
Watched an allosaurus dive like an Olympic diver. That allosaurus lived in to become the champion of Olympic diving competitions.
Me when I go down the stairs
Lol
Fr why the die like that?
i love picturing him pulling back the string on a bow with so much force it flies towards creatures at mach 4
My favorite thing to do in Ark when I was younger was just pumping my stats up to the maximum and running around beating up dinosaurs.
Bro when I was younger I was like I poop and I KILL me like this game
i that was close to me tho i liked to play with the dodo
@@Believer-of-Jesus-Christ-14
@@user-qi5bd3jm2c in that case i play with phinomia
i that was close to me tho I liked to play with the dodo
#believer_of_jesus_christ_14
Thats actually a cool idea since pretty much every ark video ever involves tames normally...Looking forward for more conttent from you :D
Definitely my favorite part was when Choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like "You disgust me" like an absolute menace 💀
i started watching this yesterday in college. Finished today and wondered how popular this video was. not very popular yet it seems. But the video imo is top fucking tier. Keep it goin id love to see u get big!
That means a lot, dude! Thanks!!
@@choofiie I and so old when it comes to Ark that I remember when the gigga was new, yeah, the gigga. Ark has changed a lot, what if you were to do with series4you played old Arc like with Luke the notable end old Minecraft? Now it's just a suggestion and I'm not ordering you to do it if it is even possible to play an older version of Arc.
bro said "id love to see you get big" lol
Bro made His Character looks like patrick 💀 ***0:31***
I used to be a chronic cheater and would always play ark like this but I’ve recovered and this brought back a lot of memories… great video though!
Me to but I’ve since changed
14:19 allo death wins the olympic medal for best death dive
Its crazy he went out of his way to make himself look exactly like homelander.
Underrated as hell, honestly more entertaining than 90% of RUclips imo
In a punishment like ark it's fun to occasionally be superman.
Really enjoying the content! keep it up!
No
@@potatotomato2.091 bro what
this gotta be the most underrated youtuber
Factsss
Fr
Not underated he’s ass
Fax yo
yea i mean bro is making some of the best content out there. cant wait to tell the future fans i was here since 6k lol.
Appreciate you putting down the stats in the description, gonna try this challenge our
Hey, you can use healing brews to heal a percentage of your health quickly, best option for bosses, nice video!
If only he had damage numbers on xD, Great video though dude!
I really think I should for Scorched Earth 😂
@@choofiie Would make it nicer, atleast in my opinion. But still great video my man!
@@hiimmatt3498 honestly it might be amazing to see him go around the surface we getting bombarded by that he Tre thing, I don't even know if that's still will feature or if I'm confusing it for a different version of Ark-but it might be outdated considering that I'm old enough to remember when the Giga was new and that guy with the blue metal armor going by something like slipgater acquired one.
2:00 literally the kid from ice age
Sidenote, when it comes to the pump shotgun, for some reason? Being in third person makes your reload take a fraction of the time. Very useful when you need that ammo like.... Yesterday.
Mans is just playing as an ancient Sumerian story protagonist
Definitely my favorite part was when choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like “you disgust me” like an absolute menace 💀
Im glad that youtube recommended me this
I rarely comment on videos and I don't even play ark but I do find your videos entertaining; very good to fall asleep to. :)
This is the most fun video that I have seen and I didn't get bored a second and I couldn't hold my laugh multiple times throughout the video, especially with the mr incredible meme
man didn't even gain control yet and he already got a level up
I love this concept where the humans have become an Apex predator of everything and now megaphauna, dinosaurs and giant bugs are a minor nuisance instead of a life threatening situation
thats just the kind of fuckery you do when normal ark just dosnt tickle your fancy anymore... love it
BTW happy to see a chad tuber in his adolesent days ! Hope to see you pop up soon
8:28-8:35 was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 😂
Loved the video bro and the backing tracks you used brought back so much nostalgia especially that super mario galaxy bee hive one
This man, and this man alone (along with tds tree) have inspired me to reinstall ark. I will have 30 gigs of space after this. I hope I don't regret this
Bad memes, dry humor, pain, and bullshit. All that I want in an ARK video
21:27 Let's not talk about how bro took that boulder.
this sounds like a fun challenge for the abandoned primitive + gamemode where you can have a 2handed war axe
the way the first giga you killed just got yeeted like 2 of the first allos you killed got me like: LMAOOOOO THIS DUDE GOT YEETED
the most underrated youtuber ever, love this video! keep up the good work man
13:43 love the subtle bloom effect
The way that allosaurus skyrocketed when you killed it had my rolling on the floor🤣
That giga opens the gates to hell
Playing ark as pickle
That gigas dive was magnificent
Your average ark speed runner 💀
Bro just made my night
this guy must have a beast computer, I got ark on my 2-year-old pc and its not even playable
Even on my xbox series x it struggles and starts to overheat
My 2011 dell computer blue screened :(
My PS4 that runs ark perfectly fine....
This guy has gotta have the best sound effects out of any youtuber
yo the memes were hilarious earned a sub
Bro should do this on all maps this was funny
You should have put damage numbers on it would have been cool to see just how much damage you were doing
“This might be the end” my brother in christ your health is still full…
Really enjoyed this!
Next time boost you crafting speed and do a little blueprint run. I am sure with that boost on top you could beat the alphas too with ease.
U deserve at least 100k subs by now
This needs to be made into a challenge. it looks so fun.
I kept trying to up my gamma while watching this. LOL
I was able to take on the alpha manticore just as myself with a shotgun. This was without the superhuman stats. I had to do a LOT of running, but I was able to get it done!
If u use the mod CE:Races , u can have even more stats, more habilitis, and turn into a real superhuman.
Your game looks so beautiful how do you do it? Whats your settings bro, btw like ur voice , i like this video keep it up!
watched this while high its like a fever dream.
YO thanks dude for including me in the video
7:05 "you wanna see me do caves "
well... that's something we want to se
6:53 my guy is ready for your colonoscopy
Imagine being able to stack mutations on your survivor like your dinos
10:50 it should have been the doom version of mr incredible
Bro the thumbnail is crazy homelander+ark😮
This videos great, your editing is hilarious lmao.
Well produced, keep it up
Honestly clicked on the video cos I thought he was editing homelander into an ark gameplay, but this is much better
It absolutely tickles my monkey brain to see someone else walking around where my house is.
the Mammoth said magic
14:13 That allosaurus looks an awful lot like an indominus rex
It's satisfying to watch bugs get melted by one hit each. Nasty things..
didnt think I would enjoy watching someone cheat in ark for 30 minutes, good video👍
that son of a scrum beg raptor is most annoying I want to really take revenge
8:30 GOT ME DYING
Wait bows are melee?
Also gotta give em credit for putting stats into fortitude wich does the following 1. Gives you insulation 2. Amount of torpor needed to be knocked out 3. Makes the chance of pooping when a rex roars at you lower and no i am not joking when i say that it really does do that
Also the black spots in the ice cave do 1k damage to your character or somethin like that
Actually the rex roar and whether or not it makes you poop is based on level. Rexes can't make anything higher level than them, player or creature, poopoo they undies.
There's actually a way to make yourself immortal. For the most part. I don't know how I did it but I messed around with the stats so much that dinosaurs just... can't hurt me. The only way I can die is from temperature and drowning. Dinosaurs can't hurt me, fall damage just doesn't exist anymore, and I can jump into lava like it's a jacuzzi.
You should do a transforming mod where you can transform into the dinosaurs and turn taming off
Bro caves are the most time so dark i cant see shit! 😂
Dude that's how I play regularly
Thanks
Fr this is exactly how me and my Bros played this game for years
"Ive got 2 cups of coffee and a small desire to live" 💀
« There might be a way, there is a way, I see the way, there is no way » choofiie 2021
“Ark isn’t yours to counquer.”-XxOmnimanxX666
it is so fun to just watch a black screen when it is dark
Your character looks like Popeye the sailer man.
I miss when my Xbox could handle detailed graphics 😔 also btw your channel is one of the best channels I’ve seen in a while
The darkest RUclips video I've ever seen lol
You should've had on floating damage numbers
Me who has a 188,132 damage triceratops: rookie numbers
Good sonic music and I know it’s sonic music because I played the game that this music was in😂
Love your videos and hope to see more and I hope you have an absolutely amazing day.
Fun fact:you can make your game more brighter with gama code 👍👍
every dark moments are darker than my cave..
Before watching the video: "if you can beat it as a regular human I do not see a reason why not"
None of this was very serious lol
Nice Sonic Unleashed backround music
Amazing
overseer fight was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like a handyman from bioshock infinite
"Oh wait, I'm not monetized" Lets fix that
bruh i got hit by a matpat ad when i started watching
The terror with the nr incredible meme