For anyone curious, the amount of damage you take when you punch something not only scales with your melee stat, but does percent based damage for some reason God only knows. So, increasing it to such ludicrous amounts plus the player damage multiplier will make you basically one shot yourself even with 90 thousand health. Ark is such a wonderful game with zero flaws whatsoever.
Eh kinda makes sense tho, the harder you punch a tree the more you’re gonna destroy your hand. And they don’t really account for players making their settings ridiculously high, because that kinda just turns the gable into baby mode anyways
I'd have to rewatch, but IIRC zip lines only work on very specific things in the rock drake trench, to prevent people cheesing the trench with them. Doesn't explain you falling through an entire cliff face into the Dip though, that part was probably a clipping/mesh error. Also, Professor Rockwell in-universe designed the Plant Species Z we love to make suggestive jokes about, so take that as you will for the uwu war
YASS ive been waiting for ever for this i love your content choofie and its even inspired me to do my own 100 days with a twist keep posting your amazing videos!!! 🤩
I’ve had the game just kill me too for no reason when using the climbing picks. It completely erases all your items, not even the death recovery mod could get mine back.
This is what I’ve been waiting for. Not to say you’re unfun or I’m upset when you do more normal stuff, but your edited stuff are really my personal bread and butter. It’s the best highlights of your personality (again not saying it’s bad or anything unedited, just not as comedic) and the meme edits really help push the natural comedy more. It’s really great.
I had that problems with climbing picks several times during my local playthrough It really sucks I had to reload my older saves to continue playing I hate this bug so much So I’m sore for. ARK is quite a laggy game, you know?
Best part about this video "bit once did he clip into th mesh and he teleported across the map like me every single time I want to touch a rockdrake egg
Congratulations on 50k Subscribers man I have been watching you when you were in 26k subs I think or 36k Idk but I’m one who is able to congratulate right
14:40 As a trans guy this is actually very gender affirming- Thank you (I have yet to update my PFP from a couple years ago just thought I'd mention somebody talks about how I have an Enby one)
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I am greatly sorry for your suffering, I never expected the most pain to be in a superhuman episode
For anyone curious, the amount of damage you take when you punch something not only scales with your melee stat, but does percent based damage for some reason God only knows. So, increasing it to such ludicrous amounts plus the player damage multiplier will make you basically one shot yourself even with 90 thousand health.
Ark is such a wonderful game with zero flaws whatsoever.
Eh kinda makes sense tho, the harder you punch a tree the more you’re gonna destroy your hand. And they don’t really account for players making their settings ridiculously high, because that kinda just turns the gable into baby mode anyways
@@zack1321 but its an option to crank the slider, should have put that into account. Mankind was known for "if you can, somebody would"
I can't believe Choofie was hating on Rockuwuwell.
how does one even respond to this
thank you!
I'd have to rewatch, but IIRC zip lines only work on very specific things in the rock drake trench, to prevent people cheesing the trench with them. Doesn't explain you falling through an entire cliff face into the Dip though, that part was probably a clipping/mesh error.
Also, Professor Rockwell in-universe designed the Plant Species Z we love to make suggestive jokes about, so take that as you will for the uwu war
My favourite map, a great series and an awesome RUclipsr. This video's gonna be astronomical 🔥
YASS ive been waiting for ever for this i love your content choofie and its even inspired me to do my own 100 days with a twist keep posting your amazing videos!!! 🤩
lmao i love the cliff jump in the beggining its 100% how the survivor looks when he ascends scorched earth
I’ve had the game just kill me too for no reason when using the climbing picks. It completely erases all your items, not even the death recovery mod could get mine back.
Ed-dumb Rockwell
He'll never recover from that roast
This is what I’ve been waiting for. Not to say you’re unfun or I’m upset when you do more normal stuff, but your edited stuff are really my personal bread and butter. It’s the best highlights of your personality (again not saying it’s bad or anything unedited, just not as comedic) and the meme edits really help push the natural comedy more. It’s really great.
Tis is the greatest aberration playthrough of all time!
Because of you I can actually enjoy are again, so thx for the funny content
POV: choofie once he drinks milk
I had that problems with climbing picks several times during my local playthrough
It really sucks
I had to reload my older saves to continue playing
I hate this bug so much
So I’m sore for. ARK is quite a laggy game, you know?
Pov: choofie gets a theme song
NOOOO WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY
Best part about this video "bit once did he clip into th mesh and he teleported across the map like me every single time I want to touch a rockdrake egg
Rockwell gotta be low key pissed
I watched his stream and boy it was good
Another common Choofiie W fellas🗣️
Let's get him to 5k likes, NOW
LES gooooooood, these are my favorite
please do extinction man im actually enjoying ark rn and your content is really funny so yeah plez do ekstinshon bro i begue on niz
Congratulations on 50k
Subscribers man I have been watching you when you were in 26k subs I think or 36k
Idk but I’m one who is able to congratulate right
14:40 As a trans guy this is actually very gender affirming- Thank you
(I have yet to update my PFP from a couple years ago just thought I'd mention somebody talks about how I have an Enby one)
Ark: the Homelander challenge
The fact that choofie the legend was hating on rockuwuwell I was like nah 🤯
Keep going🥰
Weird seeing a new ark video that isn’t Asa. Also weird seeing a video without any crashes
According to choofies belief's imma dude in disguise😂
These federal agents are getting bolder
14:45 you are wrong lmao
Bro im dam that intro😂
No such thing as a no female choofie fan when I exist 😭
based
Les goo another superman from walmart
14:41 me, a female choofie fan : 😮😮
Im praying for this vid to reach 5000 likes
This should lasted more than 2 hours 😂😂
Choofie you’re so cool
How could I forget!?!?
A L L H A I L C A M P F I R E
foxy...
if you know you know
excuse me. KNOW WHAT @@choofiie
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im a proud female choofiie fan, choofiie 🔥🔥
fire vid
bout damn time....
Moms spaghetti
AAAMBATUKKAAAAAAAAAAAM AAAAAAAAAh
P A I N
Here’s my excuse to start identifying as a dude I guess. What’s up, fellow guys?
Trust me my guy atleast 3 female people love watching you
I
Miss you 😢😂😂
Good
Choofie phiomia
Here before a 100k subs
Uuhhm.. 🤓showrry but huuumm..🤓 batman ish not acstually a shuperhuman you know🤓
Oooga
Premium lol very funny
When extension
Tyhg
Ah ah come on man
How did him got these stats
Noice
One hour gang
You are very funny and I'm definitely totally not a female choofie fan 🤭👀❤
Nice try
Uhm i am also defendly not a girl:-:
Yippeeeeeee
I learned that all u need to survive a fall from ANY height is just around 500
Welp
Too hard chalange
Are you going to move ark vs imbeciles to ASA?
To be honest, the stream was better
The game just decided to kill you for no reason
yo~!
As a female fan you make my toes curl pookie
may I recommend therapy
@@choofiie perhaps only if I was provided with grippy socks
Why do you sound like spookton
14 minute gang
Bro was dealing more damage than the chances of yo dads coming back.
FIRST… never mind, I’m second
First live your video
I bet theres maybe and only maybe one girl in your 50k subs, but disguises as a man so we shall never know
Noop Noop
Now for real, any actual females watch his videos?
First
earlyyyy
I am a dude