Chris Chan - Virgin With Rage
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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LYRICS:
Hey look at me, I'm sitting here sad and lonely
Without a fire, but I desire
To not hear you say (you say)
"I want it that way."
As I see the ladies walking, along one by one
I never wanna hear, "I have a boyfriend."
CHORUS:
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I ain't never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
And I have no fire, but I desire to not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
CHORUS:
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
(Tell me why) I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I ain't never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
Why do all of the jerks, get all the pretty girls, yeah?
You may not know this, but you should know
That I am a lonesome heart
And I have no fire, but I desire to not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
Stuck as a virgin with rage
So need a cute girl my age
I ain't never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
CHORUS:
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why I ain't never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend."
(Repeated 2x)
Never say it, now
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chris performs this for the rest of the cell block during the prison talent show and wins the hearts of everyone
LMAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
The modern day Johnny cash
"She's" going to a women's prison
@@EmergencyChannel no…no Chris isn’t.
@@EmergencyChannel it’s been confirmed they will be jailed with men at least for the time being
"I'm stuck as a virgin with rage"
Genuinely a brilliant parody chorus.
Turns out his boyfriend free girl was down the hall the whole time
agreed!
@@SlashinatorZ to be fair she had a boyfriend until 2011
That’s why so many people have covered it, and they’re all a bop
@@SlashinatorZ oh dear god...
Imagine being Bob in the other room having to listen to his son sing about being stuck as a virgin with rage and wanting a boyfriend free girl
The least of his problems.
@@michaelhawkinson4180 do you think Bob and Chris ever tag teamed Barb
@@Gibblegobblegoob You need Jesus
Coved in bugs 🐜
@@Gibblegobblegoob I bet chris banged banged em both
Chris is the reason I became a guitarist. Saw him play this live in '88, and it blew my mind. He opened for Van Halen that night, and we (I was with my girlfriend at the time, now my wife) didn't even know who he was (and honestly, didn't give a fuck at the time), but as soon as the opening chords to Virgin With Rage started, we were stunned. You gotta understand, this was before Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and all that, so we didn't know what the fuck we were witnessing. Needless to say, this was the best concert I ever went to, and I doubt it'll ever be topped (we didn't even stay for Van Halen lmao). It was made infinitely more impactful, because when I woke up the next morning, hungover as hell from the night before, I learned that my father had passed away - he had been diagnosed with lung cancer six months prior, and lost the battle that morning. This song always reminds me of him. RIP. Thank you, Chris. And... rock on.
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Damn, doing concert openings at 6 years old. You really can't overestimate the genius that was Christian Weston Chandler. Many just didn't understand how truly magical he was until he was gone. So tragic that his twin sister Christine killed him in 2011. He truly was a gift on to the world.
I remember my first concert in 1998. Chris performed the beautiful ballad that is "Song of Christian". Even thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.
This is from something right? Haha
This made me laugh.
This is like a form of high performance art
He became his own boyfriend-free girlfriend eventually.
It's jsut Rosechu I think
no don't worry he finally found someone
@@cyanidekicks Indeed. He finally found true and honest love in the end. And it was right at home all the time.
@@Bone74838 you mean his mom...
@@doby1582 retcon the lore. He meant husband free widow
"A cute girl my age"
That aged poorly
His boyfriend free girl was down the hall this whole time
Just like Barb
@@cursedapostate3705 got a video on a Chris Chan movie cast if you wouldn't mind checking
3x my age
IKR...I mean, just look at him now.
If he'd sung this in public instead of using the attraction sign he'd be swimming in china.
Stephen Walsh Would his heart level be at 100%?
He actually did and it apparently failed
He did though and ended it with "all female hands on me"
How could it possibly fail
@@winstonchurchill5815 If he wasnt a literal autist he would have recognized this for the comedy gold that it is and sung it at a comedy club.
In this version, he actually hits some notes. Impressive.
some..
Some 0:21
yeah he hits a few, pretty good when he does
Bro which notes💀
@JAYKOP high pitched monotone whines aren't notes lol
i cant tell if i actually like this or if my brain is warped from watching chris docs for 3 days straight
Same
Same
Same
same
Same.
And maybe it's a little bit of both?
Technically a widow is boyfriend-free, right?
Bro…
N o
Went from the dimensional merge to the dementia merge
too soon dude 😩
Yeah but she is neither cute nor his age.
glad to know he's not a virgin with rage anymore...
she wasn't exactly a "cute girl his age", though
omg this is so cursed lmao
He had sex with a hooker before though, the hooker was a single mom that was close to his age. Although, I'm not sure about the cute part, considering that she had a ton of tattoos and piercings, definitely not someone Chris Chan would consider cute
@@nobodyisheregoaway7529 she definitely was hot if chris didn’t think she was hot
@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong Rap his mom?
Mom's spaghetti
@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong stfu
Well; at least he got that fire.
BTCforlife You should be ashamed of yourself. But yes, yes he did.
Lol I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
YOU DIDNT
aw shit, that's LIT
Not fire, but a desire.
I miss 2009.
Memes were better back then...
Hell, the internet was way better back then...
iamhughmun i hope you dont activley attack people with mental illness because then you're seriously fucked up
Pastel Opal what
yeah fuck this gay earth
iamhughmun
The national anthem of the Christorians
feminists and mgtow, too
Only SJW-type Feminists. Not regular ones. This also applies to Incels and RedPillers in general (at least in spirit if they've technically been laid).
@@nine-ig1xq Ok,Chris-Chan.
its the national anthem of CWCville
@@nine-ig1xq Incels want girls but cant get them, Mgtow doesnt want them
Imagine his parents listening to this through the walls and silently sitting in their seats disassociating like champions.
As weird as it seems, the junk in houses act as soundproofing. His house was horded up to the gills so I doubt they could hear him
@@yucatansuckaman5726This has to be the case. I dont think they were THAT neglectful to ignore some of the shit he was doing. They were also old and likely had bad hearing, especially Bob.
@@archbishopofthecrusades9579 Barbara just didn't give a crap. Chris was only the 2nd biggest nutcase in his house, Barbara was a worse hoarder, a worse narcissist, equally as lazy and far more malicious and manipulative than Chris.
Chris' room looked like a toy-filled hellscape and yet it was one of the cleanest rooms in the house exclusively because Barb didn't set foot in it at all.
one of the strongest female vocalists of our generation
LMAOO
Male
@Bass Armstrong this was when chris was still male
@@supahcomix he still is male
@Bass Armstrong no he just said he was to b closer to girls didn’t he
My favorite part is 2:18 when he turns his body to simulate the camera angle changing
He does that in a couple videos where this song is performed
He most likely does that because he saw it in a cartoon or anime once and thought it looked cool.
Lmao wtf
@@BalthazarBullmann
Autistic people do that
I've noticed autistic people irl imitating idle animations
Kino
Holy shit I was wondering wtf he was doing lmaooo.
While in prison CWC gets the recognition for his artistic abilities that he's always wanted. He starts playing songs for the inmates and designing tattoos based of his OC characters. Sonichu and Rosechu's popularity explode within the prison community and CWC becomes a god amongst his peers. His story may not be over just yet. It could be just beginning.
What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated? This is the story of Chris-Chan
He certainly wont be a virgin anymore
The True Ending.
He's gonna lead a prison break and take over America
LOL I really hope his time in prison resembles this. I so badly want him to be the modern day Forest Gump
His parents are in the other room suffering to this song
You mean enjoying
@@fernandocelere well chris' mum was enjoying a lil something else from chris
@@abisolde
F*cking sick.
@@abisolde i wouldn't say "enjoying"
Why hasn't someone done a remix of this with the Smashing Pumpkins song?
"Despite all my age I'm still just a virgin with rage!"
YESSSS that needs to happen!!
Ah, man! You beat me to it! XD
IT HAS TO HAPPEN NOW
That's genius lol.
"Now I'm naked!"
Chris sang this song to the judge and the judge realized they can’t imprison such talent
0:21 the way christian weston chandler defies what constitutes the normal expectations of a song. That is introudcing a falsetto during what is the begining of the song and not the climax of it. It shows just in many ways how Chrisitan defies the meta of normal song writing and lyrics. While still maintinaning a melodical apperance, he truly is a genius.
I wanna hear you write a essay on this musical insight of yours :p
If only he *stayed* a virgin with rage
I fucking hate how this has been stuck in my fucking head for the past several days.
hheheh
it's so catchy 😵💫😵💫😵💫
maybe the real boyfriend-free girls were the friends we made along the way.
If only chris' art teacher 20 years ago didn't let him put sonic & pikachu on an album cover...
If only he didn't win that sonic watch and win sweepstakes...
Another reason why copyright laws bring more harm than good. :/
if only the animatronic bear didn't mistake his name christopher for christian , till then his brain went bye bye
@@abyssalboy8811 Trash Take. Copyright laws is important for companies. Plus Chris wouldve just obsessed over something else like My little pony.
@@maxdam4059 harr harr harr harr harr harr harr harr harr harr
No longer a virgin, only rage
No longer a virgin since 2013
There’ll always be rage
Use it during coitus
2009: cringe
2021: 7/10 Post Folk Pop punk song
If Chris had stayed classic he’d have his boyfriend free girlfriend by now.
If he'd stopped after "Rolling and Trolling", he'd be the most epic troll ever.
still barb
Little did we know his girlfriend would turn out to be living with him all along
Facts
lmao hurry up knudsen
Car Cat from Home Suck
Karkat
The worst part is, this version of Chris Chan wasn’t horrendously ugly. He wasn’t past the point of no return. A little therapy and he would’ve had his boyfriend free girl and a decent life.
To bad their parents were part of the problem
@@Lasherluke they really ruined him. He could’ve been close to normal.
@Friendly Neighbourhood Sunwheel we shouldn't use Naive, Chris thinks that has to do with ones intellegence.
i think he needed more than a little therapy
It’s the good ending we don’t need this guy procreating
This song is a perfect description of Chris Chan. He tries to present himself as this deep, emotional dude. Where all he simply wants is a girlfriend to love. And if that is so much to ask?
Then of course the famous line, “Why am I stuck as a virgin with rage” that killed any good intentions with a girl he tried to show. Showing he is more focus with what is between his legs then his heart.
How high do you have to be to write something like this
all he wanted was sex , he views women as tools
@@realtalunkarku No he want's a mom for a wife, so she can take care of him.
The comment feels like something I'd write after smoking a shit ton of weed
Your name suits you
This aged like milk holy shit
aged like his recyclable sem--- i mean fanta
I think you mean fine wine
It aged like milk the second it came from his vocal cords
It's still a banger. A mom banger.
More like cheese 🧀
I thought you wanted a girl your age, Chris
I showed this to a girl I had a massive crush on, predictably we did not end up together. Not even the dumbest thing I did.
why?
Why would you show your crush a Chris Chan video 💀
Dawg are you stupid
If i knew a man thag was into Chris chan lore id honestly marry him
@@Chimera_houseSame with women. I need to find a woman who's the exact same type of weird as me.
I wish I knew about Chris Chan in 2009. It seems like that was his golden age.
Before Clyde and Bluespike or right afterwards were the best times, when he mostly fucked it up for himself or his obsession with a boyfriend-free girl and Encyclopedia Dramatica and the trolls weren't borderline psychopaths.
@@youtube-kit9450 Frankly, when it was just Chris making an ass of himself with ED and attracting an 18 - (insert age here) boyfriend-free girl to "build from the ground up as a sweetheart", he was actually humorous.
It got kinda sad as some of the more intense trolling began to take off.
You sure you still wanna know Chris?
his real golden days were in highschool in the 90s
if 2009 was his golden age then 2021 would be his dark age...
Despite all my rage I am still just a virgin today.
Bullet with virgin rage
in a cage
Well not anymore
I miss these simpler times.
Chris why did you have to find boyfriend free mom?
Something about the phrase "virgin with rage" is so intimidating
Holy hell this aged well. Turns out he was living with a boyfriend-free girl all along....
Just not his age
Well at the time she wasn't a gf free girl. She was married.
@@themule8625 not anymore unfortunately.
Jesus
man you would never understand it. chris got on stage at woodstock '99, and he absolutely tore up the stage. he made every girl just wet by the sound of his voice
This song stopped me from cutting
@obama now that's edgy as fuck
I Am The Denimist I think it does the opposite for everyone else
you should cut more... thats how you make people pay attention.
This song made me start cutting.
I started cutting up a pizza because after finding out this exists i need to eat my feelings
lyrically it's very pop-punk
😭
why do all the jerks get all the pretty girls
Very autismstep, quite outcastcore
Well he's not a virgin with rage anymore...
Finally found a boyfriend-free girl by technicality…
@@deathray252 Jesus Christ.
Does the hooker he had in 2012 count tho?
@@LeeY0uTube I don't count that but some do.
@@creepymiddleagedman nah I’m pretty sure most people count it lol
"HaAAAay lookat me !!! I'm sitting here saaad and lonely" My favorite part of any of his songs
It's anyone's guess why the ladies weren't just lining up
This song popped up in youtube's recommended "pop music mix" Could you imagine my surprise when I was listening to Billy Joel and then it immediately transitions to Chris Chan singing Virgin with Rage lmao
Honestly this is one of his better performances of this song. He puts a lot of energy into it here.
Happy that I'm not the only one who actually likes this
I wonder if anyone's actually shown the BackStreet Boys this.
Of course they did, after all they ripped it off.
I'd imagine a lawsuit followed.
Arminius of Germania yeah because he made so much money off this cover.
None of them have killed themselves yet so I doubt it.
I think their ears would bleed at I WANT IT THAT WAY.
I can't fathom how Chris thinks his singing sounds good. I've tried to sing this song off-key like he does and it's damn near impossible. He truly has a profound ignorance of how pitch and tone work.
I guess it may have to do something with part of his brain that co trols speech. He does speak in a very peculiar way
It's all a part of the detachment from reality. They think they're a slender, beautiful person, when in reality they are morbidly obese and bloated.
Not just saying "fuck fat people" here, just saying that fat is literally the opposite of slender.
@@ClaireDuhLune Chris is quite literally tone deaf.
Cwcki: It is telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the Wedding Anniversary Special, where he claims to be playing the original theme to Sonic the Hedgehog but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Chris is actually tone-deaf, instead of simply lacking in vocal skills.
Very common for autistic people. Doesn't make it any better.
I thought he was doing this on purpose?
Finally completed the love quest...
Love Quest: Bad Ending
Why am I unironically enjoying this?
A guess there’s a tiny bit of Chris Chan in us all lol
The real treasure was the autism we absorbed along the way
2020 makes this look legitimately tolerable.
@@kxngNaki1252immortalsoul That's the fascination with Chris probably unironically. He has all the insecurities and bad habits, some of which may apply to anyone, but amplified x10.
Ain’t no way
I was playing casual TF2 a week or two ago and someone randomly started singing this on voice chat
Sometimes I really want to make a movie about Christian Weston Chandler.
What genre would it be; horror or comedy?
A Drama/Comedy that slowly descends into a horror. Something like Black Swan meets Billy Madison.
I’ll make it it will be called the legacy of sonichu
I would like to audition as one of the jerkops please.
Start a fundraiser for it
Absolute masterpiece, I cry everytime he says "I so need a cute girl my age"
Truly the Shakespeare of our time
He didn’t want to hear they had a boyfriend but apparently didn’t mind that they had a husband that was his dad. We’re sorry bob.
Poor Bob. He got cucked by his own son lol
I remember singing along to this with my grandma in her final days, it played over the radio as she slowly withered away.
Her last words will always stick with me “Im stuck as a virgin with rage”
Rip Grandma, I still miss you
Hes no longer a virgin with rage but we can say his mum wasn't a cute girl his age
And here I used to think beavis and butthead would score before he did.
Chris hasn't been a virgin since 2013. Mia Hamm.
@@spacehunternebulanm7003 yep, he lost it to a hooker
@@JustAPinkLugia either way its not a cute girl his age
@@JustAPinkLugia I can only imagine what that woman thought when she met him.
This is saddening. You could hear Chris has the ability to vibrato so there is definitely the potential for him to be able to sing good.
But it was squandered away for his vile lovequest..
Oh hey stringstorm
Nice pfp
The pace is improved alot at 1.25 speed & is less cringy
A) Hey stringstorm, big fan
B) Yeah, Chris totally could have actually seen a lot of success in many things if he actually tried. His penmanship is pretty good, showing he actually could draw really well if he didn't just do one take on everything. In the brief periods he dressed as a regular person, he actually wasn't too bad looking in his 20's, other than being overweight. But even then it isn't like Chris was especially fat.
Why couldn’t it have just stayed like this
pf, can you believe this phoney, trying to impersonate the real cwc?
Sin Talento Producciones Curse that Ian Brandon Anderson
epic ween
This ian brandon anderson doesn't know when to quit.
At least the real CWC can actually play guitar
IAN BRANDON SOMETHING
This is a certified hood classic
When you couldn’t get a girlfriend your own age, you get your mom instead
stop right there
I love the internet
Don't tempt him with a good time......... oh wait...........
This is peak Chris Chan. When he, and the world still hade hope. So much promise ahead of him... unfortunately it gets a lot worse form this point.
We making it out of CWCville with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Didn’t even get a girl his age instead he got his mother who is double his age
plus 1 year
I’m having this played at my funeral
You Better put the version of the real Chrish Chan.
I want your pic
I bet I missed your funeral
I don't think you want to anymore
I'm gonna put this in my Ipod.
Definitely playing this loud in the car, windows down. Hell yea.
“Cute girl my age” this ages horribly
THE roach dogg jr????
Everything was so much simpler back then
My new mix tape is gonna be lit af
You guys think they have guitar hero in CWCville penitentiary?
No
He's not a virgin anymore so mission accomplished i guess
Chris lost his virginity in 2013 to a hooker.
@@spacehunternebulanm7003 well. You learn something new everyday!
You know after all the events that have happened these past few days I kinda wish chris found his sweetheart and continued creating sonichu comics
he found a boyfriend free girl
I love it how he seems to actually focus on what chord he is playing
At 0:11 he actually hits the right notes!
+Colin Evelyn so he's not entirely tone-deaf
he's just too lazy to learn proper pitch and tonal control
0:21*
Snake_XIX I WANNNN IT THAAT WAY
not really. the only on-key note i heard is 0:14 literally the "d" part of "desire" is sung right lol
@@defaultusername123 They're both right on tone. But the "but a" part is the best he's ever sang.
My grandfather use to love this song he died last year hope you fly high grandpa
There’s a certain nostalgia with these videos. I wish we could go by to these days.
I say on the day of chris' trial, we should all gather outside the court house and we all sing this in unison as he walks inside
That sounds really fucking funny
Me and my girlfriend are going to play this at the reception of our wedding
please record it
😭omg
All along, they really wanted a Father free Mother
He
HE
[they]
@@absolutechad5428 I’ll compromise with you at they
@@zweihander9110
IT
Sad to listen to this now... just how far he has fallen. he was gullible then, but not a bad person.
The irony of Chris ending up in a cell block full of dudes and no women for possibly the next ten years is sweet karma.
Liquid Chris did it better
Liquid Song was way better man lol
His rage grew too strong
If someone wrote this ironically as a spoof song it would be literally genius
Anyone else listen to this while pumping iron?
Gives you that bit of extra motivation to never become this bad....
Such a heartwarming song from a true artist, that talks about the intense struggles a fully grown overweight and lazy adult who doesn't have to work for a living and gets his income through the tax money of hard workers faces in finding a girlfriend. You can feel such empathy for an individual who's life must be such an intense struggle. His life must be so hard, getting to play video games all day and not having to work, you can't help but feel so empathetic for how hard his life is. A song that truly speaks to the heart of Americans everywhere.
Mystery Racer lol you Savage Troll king 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
You will never be Female (going by your profile picture).
The girl of his dreams has always been within reach, he just didn't realize it.
Someone take me back to 2009...
pioneer in incel music
Guys remember no matter how much of loser you might feel like you will never be as bad as this guy
Funnily enough hundreds of people tried to tell chris why he was stuck as a virgin with rage, but he wouldnt listen
Never want to hear you say! we are related!
This really helped me through a really tough time. I had a severe case of depression and this song helped me fight through it. :)
0:21 He sung the actual lyrics, not his version.
Oh Chris, you always found a way to mess something up.
This isn't Chris. This is Ian Brandon Anderson.
This should be the national anthem.
He looks like he’s about to break down into tears in any second.
Barb brought that rage out and calmed it down.
Chris Chan playing this on a street corner in NYC after escaping from prison for money
I miss old Chris Chan
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