@@mustafaamin9516 Goes to show how actually using the time you have productively instead of loafing around and begging for money can get you a very very good job.
Correction, two high-schoolers. Yeah, it was twins, one who played Liquid and another one who did all of the music. Yes, it was a team effort, and yes, it is one of my favorite parts of Christory.
Liquid Chris and his twin brother were 19 meaning they were probably college freshmen when this happened. To say Chris Chan had no chance against this kid is still a massive understatement. There literally wasn’t even a contest to begin. Go Liquid!
Liquid Chris as a witness in court: “I am the real Christian Weston Chandler! Your honor, that criminal right there is the IMPOSTOR IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!”
@@kurtcocaine4712 i mean a lot of them were kids. it doesn’t excuse the behavior completely but i don’t think most of them understood the gravity of chris’s instability.
@@sampound9091 I was always under the impression that Chris would constantly antagonize or stalk people and it would backfire on him without anyone doing anything, which I suppose is somewhat true, but at the same time, some of the trolls seem like outright crimes.
I also really liked Alec Benson Leary. I think he probably gave Chris the most strife and stress while remaining very civil and exposing Chris’s contradictory nature and emotional immaturity.
@@average_pyro Yep, he did. There's even a video online that is years ago from a channel called, "The Christophers," I think. The other Liquid Chris, because they are twins, has a channel that makes music. Very easy to find if you just search it up.
This is the true reason he went into that field. He’ll come back at the hearing next month to end the entire series and inject Chris with the cure for cancer that disintegrates him for about 5 minutes. Liquid reveals that he is the true Christine Weston Chandler and remove his trousers to reveal an actual, professionally done transition and exclaim, «I’m the real CWC, this was all Ian Brandon Anderson, that dumb, stupid imposter. *sighs* »
Eeeeehhhhh he's not "harmonizing". In music things are often double tracked to make them sound bigger. Look at Elenor Rigby by the Beatles. It's easy to hear the verses as one track, and the choruses as 2 vocal tracks. Liquid is doing the same thing.
Now Imagine that after all theese years, Liquid Chris finally presents viable cancer treament, but he still remains in-character and in all science books he is listed as Christine Werstler Chandler
My head cannon for the liquid Chris saga is that Chris was right about the dimensional merge. The merge just happened earlier than he thought and Liquid Chris is from the Sonichu comics of the time.
This feels like the outro song for the final episode of the Chris-Chan show, where Chris dies in prison and life continues as normal, and the world never truly changing, for better or worse.
Yeah and it would have a over head shot of dead Chris while everyone else just ignores it and keeps walking as this song starts playing and it's revealed liquid actually framed him
It's "He vanished," man. It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender, everyone knows this. Edit: okay because everyone couldn't understand this was meant to be a joke. It was never meant to piss anyone off. And yes, I know I came across as aggressive, that's on me.
Liquid Chris didn't troll Chris with mentally degrading stuff, he didn't convince Chris to do anything, he didn't even use any form of hate speech. He bested Chris with nothing other than being better than him. He's really one of the more interesting trolls in the Chris saga, and I hold major respect for him for doing something different
i like to think Liquid becoming a doctor is somehow his subtle way of carrying on the troll bit to this day. as Solid Chris slowly continued to devolve into just complete depravity liquid went on to become an actual doctor and a CANCER doctor no less. the complete opposite of Solid in every way
@@evenhartwick4422Imagine becoming a doctor to spite some autistic dude lol (I know he can want to be one on his own as well, but solid chris definitely fuelled his motiviation)
I will say this until I die but Liquid Chris is the best troll in internet history (or at least in the Chris Chan saga.) One reason being that Liquid Chris was everything Chris Chan claimed to be; musically talented, artistically talented, and more. And after all of it, Liquid Chris ended up getting a girlfriend (I think that's what happened, I remember hearing that.) He also knew exactly how to get under Chris Chan's skin and didn't really have a clear motive as to why he started trolling him, since it started with him doing an impression of him, which made the og Chris enraged. In all honesty, Solid Chris felt like the troll from an outsider's perspective.
What do you mean this was always the true Christian not that nasty troll ian Brandon Anderson, But beyond the meme he actually wound up getting married and currently works a fucking cancer researcher like bro he is everything is everything that insists Chan claims he is
Fun Fact: Chris Duckworth, the man behind Liquid Chris, is not singing in this nor playing the guitar. His identical twin brother, Jon, took over for the musical videos. Meaning we dont just have Solid and Liquid Chris, but also Solidus Chris
this is so fitting too knowing Solidus was the perfect clone of the real Big Boss, just like how Solidus Chris is the perfect clone of the REAL Chris Chan
There actually was a Solidus Chris called Robert Simmons V! Buuut, all he did was oppose the trolls, attempt to befriend Chris, and mimic all his quirks.
It's an amazing drawing and I'm sorry for not asking for permission! Never thought the video would get any views and then it happened... I've made sure to credit you though!
Liquid Chris is my favorite troll out of the bunch, because he was actually funny with it and not all like "I'm gonna ruin this guy's life for shits and giggles"
@DeviIGundam But like many, he had hope. He could have gone to therapy. He could have had the internet cut off. He had so many chances, and he took away all of it to become what he is.
I wonder if all of the Trolls will return in the final moments. Clyde, Jimmy Hill, Blanca, the Man in the Pickle Suit, Sarah McKenzie, the Asperpedia 4, and Tito all return to be celebrated as heroes
What do you mean fake Chris? He's always been the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler. The real Chris would never rape his own mother. IBA is a fraud and always has been.
This is why liquid is the best troll, he wasn't corrupt, he wasn't straight evil, he wanted to show Chris is a terrible person who should change, I think we should all aspire to be somewhat like liquid
Fun fact, the person singing is not the main Liquid Chris, it his twin brother who is a singer. Main Liquid had cancer and the singer Liquid is still singing.
Lyrics: Without a fire But a desire To not hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" And I see the ladies walking Along one by one And I never wanna hear "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" And I have no fire But a desire To not hear you say "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" Why do all of the jerks Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) You may not notice But I want you to know That I am a lonesome heart! Without a fire But a desire To not, to not, to not Heeeaaar… Don't wanna hear you saaaaaay (Yeah!) The virgin with rage! So need a cute girl my age! I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I"m still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" "I have a boyfriend!" Never say it now
I really wanna hear the conversation between liquid chris, his brother, and Kasey that lead them to do a year long bit to troll some autistic internet lolcow
Man, it's really tragic how he went out in terms of internet fame. So few of us remember the real Chris, whose popularity was overridden for the most part by Ian Brandon Anderson. It really brings tears to my eyes knowing that Mr. Duckworth not only grew up, but even went on to become a cancer researcher. And for that, he's earned my respect. Hats off to Chris Chan- the REAL Chris Chan.
I'm surprised why nobody in spain community of Christorians never tales about this troll, on my opinion, the best troll in the history, no just say "Haha retard fool laugh", he was literally the catharsis of Chris Chan
I find it funny (also kinda sad) how I remember hearing Chris was madder at a liquid Chris, who was just copying him, than at bluespike who basically put him through hell.
Chris is so charismatic and awesome even when it’s a little cringey he still sounds amazing so glad he never went to prison or anything unlike that weird impersonator guy.
This is legit such a good motivator and valuable lesson about making art Look at how ridiculous Chris' lyrics is, but because Liquid performs it so well it becomes very charming and catchy
@@dash94uk9 Venom Chris is gonna emerge after CWC's prison arc, to fill the role of Chris-Chan for the world while Christine goes on to build Outer CWCville
I love that he's mimicking Chris' ( I forgot her new name, I don't keep up much with the lore) singing style but it just legitimately sounds really, really good.
Liqud chirs is the only person in christory to help Ian Brandon Anderson and give him a chance to change... Unfountrley he never caught on, Im glad we got the success story with the true chris
![Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women [Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TSKizLRFbTo/mqdefault.jpg)
Would the REAL Chris do such unspeakable things to his elderly mother?
I think not.
Solid has officially reached a new low and I believe everyone wants Liquid back
@@Jesusls Liquid shouldn't come back.He actually lived life and became a cancer researcher,and for obvious reasons,refuses to acknowledge his past.
@@zeukri-5464 A cancer researcher? God damn, he's done quite well for himself, huh?
@@mustafaamin9516 Goes to show how actually using the time you have productively instead of loafing around and begging for money can get you a very very good job.
@@mustafaamin9516 well yeah. After getting cancer he pursued the career to learn about the thing that nearly killed him to troll it to death.
Ian Brandon Anderson has been real quiet since this dropped
They don’t allow music in jail
@@lilbill7385 they may not allow music in prison, but he'll be signin' in the showers
Probably because their in jail
Bro ian got arrested
Im the 666 like!
Imagine being 27 years old, and your arch-nemesis is a high-schooler who's superior to you in every way
Correction, two high-schoolers. Yeah, it was twins, one who played Liquid and another one who did all of the music. Yes, it was a team effort, and yes, it is one of my favorite parts of Christory.
It’s really not hard to be superior to Chris, all you have to do is put in this thing called effort.
@@whoknowswhocares885 You wouldn't want to put in effort because you might accidentally be better than liquid.
Liquid Chris and his twin brother were 19 meaning they were probably college freshmen when this happened. To say Chris Chan had no chance against this kid is still a massive understatement. There literally wasn’t even a contest to begin. Go Liquid!
Liquid Chris is still married with kacey as of yet but ofc those 2 aren’t real people
Liquid Chris as a witness in court: “I am the real Christian Weston Chandler! Your honor, that criminal right there is the IMPOSTOR IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!”
Return of the King
Ian Brandon Anderson is sus.
Looks like the police finally caught up with that imposter in the striped shirt
Wait who’s Ian Brandon Anderson? Is he an evil clone of me or something?
@@cassidycaroll Ian Brandon Anderson is the damn dirty troll who impersonated Chris.
Liquid is a real life medical doctor as well apparently. He's not just better than Chris, he is legit better than almost every other troll as well.
Sometimes I wonder how many people that trolled Chris were living pretty similar to him
@@kurtcocaine4712 prob all of them, i mean they are just sad at fuck my man
not just any kind of doctor, he's an oncologist (cancer doctor)
Apparently liquid’s singing voice was played by the original liquid’s brother who has a youtube channel called SimplySpoons
@@kurtcocaine4712 i mean a lot of them were kids. it doesn’t excuse the behavior completely but i don’t think most of them understood the gravity of chris’s instability.
Liquid Chris, the only trolling attempt that didn't seem outright psychotic to me
It was the only actually funny and light hearted troll
@@sampound9091 I was always under the impression that Chris would constantly antagonize or stalk people and it would backfire on him without anyone doing anything, which I suppose is somewhat true, but at the same time, some of the trolls seem like outright crimes.
i see it as one of the most psychotic actually
It was just him impersonating Chris and saying the real Chris stole his identity honestly it’s simple and effective.
I also really liked Alec Benson Leary. I think he probably gave Chris the most strife and stress while remaining very civil and exposing Chris’s contradictory nature and emotional immaturity.
Liquid Chris became a Cancer Cure researcher... He'll come back and inject it on Solid Chris who is actually a living cancer.
Wait did he actually?
@@average_pyro Yep, he did. There's even a video online that is years ago from a channel called, "The Christophers," I think. The other Liquid Chris, because they are twins, has a channel that makes music. Very easy to find if you just search it up.
@@zer0stars can't find it
@@chippy6057 ruclips.net/video/HTNkVxf8QV8/видео.html
This is the true reason he went into that field. He’ll come back at the hearing next month to end the entire series and inject Chris with the cure for cancer that disintegrates him for about 5 minutes. Liquid reveals that he is the true Christine Weston Chandler and remove his trousers to reveal an actual, professionally done transition and exclaim, «I’m the real CWC, this was all Ian Brandon Anderson, that dumb, stupid imposter. *sighs* »
Liquid is so good that he can harmonize with himself.
That's his twin brother fyi.
Not only that but in Solid's shitty voice
@@ihigvererdsds593 late ik but that's the joke
Eeeeehhhhh he's not "harmonizing". In music things are often double tracked to make them sound bigger. Look at Elenor Rigby by the Beatles. It's easy to hear the verses as one track, and the choruses as 2 vocal tracks. Liquid is doing the same thing.
@@nasalegoboyi get what you are trying to say, but they are harmonizing for most of the song
Now Imagine that after all theese years, Liquid Chris finally presents viable cancer treament, but he still remains in-character and in all science books he is listed as Christine Werstler Chandler
Only Ian Brandon Anderson Has genderdiphoria the real true and honest Christian Chandler is is or is currently working on curing cancer
*Ricardo Weston Chandler.
Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler
Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler
*Christian Ricardo Weston Sonichu Jesus Peter Griffin Stan Smith Magichan Pikachu God Emmanuel Chandler
My head cannon for the liquid Chris saga is that Chris was right about the dimensional merge. The merge just happened earlier than he thought and Liquid Chris is from the Sonichu comics of the time.
It would explain the similarities in appearance to the comic Chris.
BRUH STOP IT WHAT IF YOURE ACTUALLY RIGHT
You think the government will weaopinze the merge?
I never thought about it that way XD
He see his own creator as Ian Branfon Anderson
I bet Liquid Chris has a girlfriend who isn't his biological mother.
Pay your taxes
His girlfriend was a troll as well. That’s real relationships goals.
@@robertsmalls2293 They got married. Naturally it didn't last.
@@TheJinxCast Lol I bet it didn’t. Still amazing how much better he was than Solid Chris.
@@robertsmalls2293 Imagine if they had children and eventually explained how they met.
It's sad when you have to battle a mirror, but it's even sadder when the mirror starts winning.
Sadder still when it’s a funhouse mirror, made specially to mock you.
Like shadowboxing, but the shadow kicks your ass
I'm crying lmfao
the only profound thing Chris has ever said
This feels like the credit song to Chris Chan’s life
Sadly, we'll probably never see a Chris Chan movie.
@@beigeocean5665 theres so much to cover, I doubt a single movie would be able to tackle it well
@@Henfrig That and Chris Chan is such a pathetically sordid figure that no self-respecting actor would ever want to play him.
@@Henfrig When is the Chris Chan Octology coming out then?
@@beigeocean5665 people play Adolf Hitler and every child molester all the time, I personally think reese buttery would be an amazing Chris Chan
This feels like the outro song for the final episode of the Chris-Chan show, where Chris dies in prison and life continues as normal, and the world never truly changing, for better or worse.
This should be in the credits for the last geno Samuel episode
@@jeanmichellelaurent watch him bring back liquid chris to do it one last time
the bitter-sweet ending to the true 21st century tragedy tale
one day, a musical may be created for Chris...
Yeah and it would have a over head shot of dead Chris while everyone else just ignores it and keeps walking as this song starts playing and it's revealed liquid actually framed him
When we needed him most, he disappeared.
It's "He vanished," man. It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender, everyone knows this.
Edit: okay because everyone couldn't understand this was meant to be a joke. It was never meant to piss anyone off. And yes, I know I came across as aggressive, that's on me.
@@maximumpink8487 I dont think it was supposed to be a reference
It’s ok he’s being a cancer researcher now apparently
I think he's too busy being a functional member of society
@@Ora7544 correct, because this is dead serious. This is real life, not Avatar.
Damn, this is actually good. Thank god this is the real chris.
I had a nightmare that the solid one was the real one. Woke up just about pissed the bed. Thank god it was only a dream.
In my dimension, the solid Chris is the real chris ! 😞
Did you hear Ian (the imposter) took advantage of a dementia patient who happened to be his mom?
@@claire9342 Dude, that's fucked up and the worst part is he is still smearing Chris' good name
so true
I would actually unironically listen to this
plot twist: You just did.
@@mekudu-man3804 well-
I am too
God I know it's actually good. Maybe we need more songs parody by Chris and then sung by more talented people
@@mekudu-man3804 *I DID*
Takes fucking talent to take the awful lyrical pacing of Solid Chris’ writing and actually make that shit sound somewhat decent.
Liquid Chris didn't troll Chris with mentally degrading stuff, he didn't convince Chris to do anything, he didn't even use any form of hate speech. He bested Chris with nothing other than being better than him. He's really one of the more interesting trolls in the Chris saga, and I hold major respect for him for doing something different
kacey did some harm tho
Yea as soon as Kacey called involved Liquid called Solid a "waste of life " and it got kinda toxic
All trolls were toxic to some degree, none of them were saints
@@raycipher Liquid was still toxic, but perhaps one of the least toxic.
@@raycipherThey keep forgetting this
Hearing this song after so long hits different, especially after recent events... 😔
Do you feel sorry for him? Because I do
@@Unzorromas1305 I feel sorry for Liquid Chris.... Ian Brandon Anderson can rot in a padded cell for all I care!
Idk man to me this song is very sad right about now, song where chris was when this was made and where he is now
In the end, he didn't want a girlfriend his age, he wanted his 80 year old mother.
at least Chris is no longer a virgin with rage
A weird dark wizard once said "who needs a girlfriend when you have a mother?"
OH NO
jezus...
HAHAHAHA
He actually had a great voice, a bit raw but lots of promise and potential
I think that's what makes it good! You can tell he is actually a talented singer, no autotune.
This was his brother, who became a musician
Hey, I always like men that go in raw
@@IceBankMiceElf_873 lmao I set em up you knock em down.
I think the rawness adds to the song, sort of like The Mountain Goats
Liquid Chris, the one true Chris. Combatting cancer for over a decade.
i like to think Liquid becoming a doctor is somehow his subtle way of carrying on the troll bit to this day. as Solid Chris slowly continued to devolve into just complete depravity liquid went on to become an actual doctor and a CANCER doctor no less. the complete opposite of Solid in every way
@@evenhartwick4422 Ones a success story the other is...well the other.
@@evenhartwick4422Imagine becoming a doctor to spite some autistic dude lol (I know he can want to be one on his own as well, but solid chris definitely fuelled his motiviation)
I will say this until I die but Liquid Chris is the best troll in internet history (or at least in the Chris Chan saga.) One reason being that Liquid Chris was everything Chris Chan claimed to be; musically talented, artistically talented, and more. And after all of it, Liquid Chris ended up getting a girlfriend (I think that's what happened, I remember hearing that.) He also knew exactly how to get under Chris Chan's skin and didn't really have a clear motive as to why he started trolling him, since it started with him doing an impression of him, which made the og Chris enraged. In all honesty, Solid Chris felt like the troll from an outsider's perspective.
What do you mean this was always the true Christian not that nasty troll ian Brandon Anderson, But beyond the meme he actually wound up getting married and currently works a fucking cancer researcher like bro he is everything is everything that insists Chan claims he is
QAnon is the best troll
@@albertdutzman8292 and he didn’t fuck his mother too
@@jeanmichellelaurent yep insest chan chandler
@@albertdutzman8292 The man Chris wants to be
Fun Fact: Chris Duckworth, the man behind Liquid Chris, is not singing in this nor playing the guitar. His identical twin brother, Jon, took over for the musical videos. Meaning we dont just have Solid and Liquid Chris, but also Solidus Chris
🔥🔥🔥
this is so fitting too knowing Solidus was the perfect clone of the real Big Boss, just like how Solidus Chris is the perfect clone of the REAL Chris Chan
There actually was a Solidus Chris called Robert Simmons V! Buuut, all he did was oppose the trolls, attempt to befriend Chris, and mimic all his quirks.
Then who's big boss
OMG ITS THE DRAWING I DREW WHAT THE HECK :000
You did an amazing job there, thanks for making this great piece to remember the good old times of the best Chris
It's an amazing drawing and I'm sorry for not asking for permission! Never thought the video would get any views and then it happened... I've made sure to credit you though!
Its funny chris actually liked this drawing
@@TomatoTemmie he's legitimately just Chris but good, his arts awsome and so is his music lmao
I love your drawing, great work
"I so need a cute girl my age" That lyric never really came to pass.
Lmfao maybe for Ian Brandon Anderson it didn't but the True and Honest CWC would never diddle his mother
Feeling sick currently. threw up and felt awful all day, but came I randomly wanted to hear this cover and no I feel a lot better.
So brave for Chris to stand up to that fake-guitared troll, imposter “Ian Brandon Anderson” who was stealing his identity.
Liquid Chris is my favorite troll out of the bunch, because he was actually funny with it and not all like "I'm gonna ruin this guy's life for shits and giggles"
To be fair, Chris didn't have much of a life to ruin.
@@DeviIGundam you mean that damn imposter Ian
@DeviIGundam But like many, he had hope. He could have gone to therapy. He could have had the internet cut off. He had so many chances, and he took away all of it to become what he is.
this better be the outro song of the documentary!!
a troll who is actually talented and never hurt anyone but a single person's feelings
10/10
i actually listen to it unironically
I will tell my kids this was Kurt Cobain.
Underrated comment
And this is from MTV Unplugged 1994
I wonder if all of the Trolls will return in the final moments. Clyde, Jimmy Hill, Blanca, the Man in the Pickle Suit, Sarah McKenzie, the Asperpedia 4, and Tito all return to be celebrated as heroes
@@nah....6151 Kinda like that one Chris comic of them being persecuted but this time, it'll be Ian Brandon Anderson who will be persecuted.
@GigiGiga I wouldn’t call them one of the great trolls. They just gave him lots of money and turned him into even more of a delusional man child
I feel like the Idea Guys wouldn't be a part of that lineup though.
@@KitsuneYojimbo Them and Bella would probably be destroyed on sight by the Kiwis
@@MisfitHeroesReal I can accept that.
Its said that liquid Chris, the fake Chris, Becomes the true Chris
What do you mean fake Chris? He's always been the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler. The real Chris would never rape his own mother. IBA is a fraud and always has been.
liquid was never the fake wym
It's like the voice of an angel. I just soaked my panties for the angelic voice of the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler
Twins
@@pre6253 Even better.
@@lorewhore4195lmao
And then he went on to write the infamous Chris Chan Show theme song... the absolute legend.
OMG HE SINGS SO PRETTY O.o
That’s actually someone else singing
It’s his twin brother, he’s doing the backup vocals though
@@mrman2557 its actually technically not. Since his brother, who is singing, also played part in liquid chris saga during the singoff competition.
@@nolives But is the guitar him though? It's still pretty good
@@Snazzy12341 yes
The greatest story ever told..
Makes me long for simpler times with Chris.....
that ending with the 2 twins harmonizing just perfect
fun fact, liquid chris is working to stop cancer now, what a giga chad
The rawness of this gets to me. I just ignore the lyrics sometimes and listen to this when I’m feeling down cause of how raw in emotion it is.
If someone ever makes an "official"/big budget documentary on Chris-Chan, I hope this is played during the end credits.
Im glad they finally arrested that impostor
…
i let out a big chuckle at this comment
Yeah the real cwc would do that
Let's all pretend as if IBA never existed and only remember the true Chris Chan.
Why are we stuck in the worst timeline ?
Hey man nice profile picture! The sopranos is an awesome show!
Gabagool
Also yeah why does this have to be the main timeline :(
If he actually finds the cure to cancer one day it would be the funniest thing ever
He actually is a cancer doctor right?
This is why liquid is the best troll, he wasn't corrupt, he wasn't straight evil, he wanted to show Chris is a terrible person who should change, I think we should all aspire to be somewhat like liquid
I miss liquid chris so much.
Fun fact, the person singing is not the main Liquid Chris, it his twin brother who is a singer. Main Liquid had cancer and the singer Liquid is still singing.
Yea, simplyspoons' voice are lit
Became a cancer _researcher._ You left out an important word lol.
main liquid had cancer?
@@YesItsbeeOP misspoke. Main Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher.
@@caninehelicopter5200 gee thank god
Liquid king 👑
The crazy thing about liquid Chris is that liquid Chris is everything that solid Chris wasn’t. A good person, a talented artist, and a musical genius
Liquid Chris is a legend. He knew when to quit without leaving a trace while the joke was still funny
i genuinely listen to this everyday
If you literally compare this to the solid chris version, you sort of realize how much of a good troll thi man truly was
Lyrics:
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I see the ladies walking
Along one by one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!
Without a fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…
Don't wanna hear you saaaaaay (Yeah!)
The virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I"m still stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
"I have a boyfriend!"
Never say it now
I saw this band back in 06 changed my life
There aren’t enough people talking about how beautiful his voice is
After what happened I can confidently say that Liquid was the true Chris-Chan
Imagine me stealing your entire personality, doing it better getting bored of it, and letting you have it again because I didnt want to be you
Consider my panties dropped. Ian Brandon Anderson wishes he had this talent that Christian Weston Chandler possesses.
Okay, but who else listens to this unironically?
Honestly I just uploaded it to listen to it unironically, then the thing with barb happened and it blew up
Truly, a villain, that in the end became the hero of the story.
Anthony Lagatto should join.
Y'all hear about what Ian did?
Shit what did he do
@Robert Myers ohh I thought u mean the guy singing in this video. I already knew that
truly disgusting, that’s why Ian is a fake, the true and honest Chris Chan would never do that
😭😭😭
Yeah, a dementia patient.
I really wanna hear the conversation between liquid chris, his brother, and Kasey that lead them to do a year long bit to troll some autistic internet lolcow
Its pathetic when your doppelganger who was made to mock you is a more decent human being than you.
His voice is unironically so pretty
Man, it's really tragic how he went out in terms of internet fame.
So few of us remember the real Chris, whose popularity was overridden for the most part by Ian Brandon Anderson. It really brings tears to my eyes knowing that Mr. Duckworth not only grew up, but even went on to become a cancer researcher.
And for that, he's earned my respect.
Hats off to Chris Chan- the REAL Chris Chan.
Credits Theme - CWC: The Game
My friend saw this on my phone and now genuinely listens to this with out knowing the backstory 💀
Keep him ignorant
I'm surprised why nobody in spain community of Christorians never tales about this troll, on my opinion, the best troll in the history, no just say "Haha retard fool laugh", he was literally the catharsis of Chris Chan
This was arguably the best troll saga. The rest was downhill.
Liquid, pickleman , Clyde cash were the best
I find it funny (also kinda sad) how I remember hearing Chris was madder at a liquid Chris, who was just copying him, than at bluespike who basically put him through hell.
Been edging to this all night, it's so powerful
I love Weezer's Pinkerton
underrated comment lmao
Chris is so charismatic and awesome even when it’s a little cringey he still sounds amazing so glad he never went to prison or anything unlike that weird impersonator guy.
It's almost as If liquid Chris came from an earth to where he was raised amazingly and got a good future
liquid chris is the good ending
This is legit such a good motivator and valuable lesson about making art
Look at how ridiculous Chris' lyrics is, but because Liquid performs it so well it becomes very charming and catchy
unironically a bop
Ian Brandon Anderson got what he deserved for stealing your identity king 👑
The fact liquid was able to make a stupid bad copy of a song sound good is baffling.
Bro took”So need a cute girl my AGE” and forgot it💀
Well he's polor opposite of chris lol
when are we getting gas chris.
It's from metal gear solid lore, we need solidus or venom chris
@@dash94uk9 Venom Chris is gonna emerge after CWC's prison arc, to fill the role of Chris-Chan for the world while Christine goes on to build Outer CWCville
@@Kirbechu99 punished chris: “Sonichu, i’m already a demon”
Ian has gotten away with his bullshit and criminal activity for too long.
The true Chris must return to us.
We miss you liquid chris you really are true and honest person
I wonder he would meet solid chris in court
When did we last hear from LC? I know we have a general idea of what he's up to atm, but does he post anywhere or anything
one of them became a musician
the other is Ironically a cancer researcher
Let those lads do their thing, with the current situation, its better for their history of trolling to not be revealed to potential employers
@@andykim6696 wouldn't want to ruin someone's life rofl
@@nerdydude1.882 One of them? We’re there multiple liquids?
@@danshesafighterholdhertigh609 twins
I am awaiting the second coming of liquid christ
ian is gonna have a flip knowing the real chris is back
I love that he's mimicking Chris' ( I forgot her new name, I don't keep up much with the lore) singing style but it just legitimately sounds really, really good.
It's he
@@yeezet4592 "it"
They officially recognize Chris as male in his prison bio. Sorry to all SJW that were having stupid debate over chris pronoun out there
He
@@suisui5930 probably so he isn't around any female inmates and accidentally ends up spawning an abomination
This plays in the end credits when the world ends and the internet, society and culture all cease to be.
This feels like a credits song
Liqud chirs is the only person in christory to help Ian Brandon Anderson and give him a chance to change... Unfountrley he never caught on, Im glad we got the success story with the true chris
I'm gonna learn to sing this and play it. No matter the cost.
Making progress. Just have to figure out this c#sus4 chord and I think I'm onto something.
What a time to be on the internet
Liquid Chris' take on this song is genuinely GOOD. Plus, Liquid 's a cutie!
Jokes aside, his voice is actually pretty good.
The blue striped shirt and the asperchu doll in the background are nice little details.
aside from the nasaly I.B.A impression in the chorus, this is genuinely so good lmao
This was my favorite chapter in the Manga.