America’s Bizarro Weather | Buttigieg Finally Visits Ohio | Fox Frets Over “Woke” Legos
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- Weird winter weather is impacting Americans from coast to coast, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg regrets waiting so long to speak out about the Ohio train derailment, and the folks at Fox News were triggered by a new set of Lego characters.
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Denmark joke was on point🤣
Don’t tell the conservative parents buying the kids legos 😂
My loudest guffaw!
Boy, I hope nobody tells Fox that Lego's had pegleg pirates since 89. I kid of course, as an autistic person with anxiety issues, I'm happy to have more disablity rep and I wish there had been characters like me when I was a kid. I would have felt more normal, accepted.
Minifigs have been gender non-conforming for decades now.
I, as an autistic person, am disgusted that you would think there can be autistic representation in a Lego. Just like the debacle of a doll company that I won't name here, it is IMPOSSIBLE to make a doll, action figure, etc. based on autism because each of us is an INDIVIDUAL. There is NO way to make a toy that represents autism. That results only in stereotypes, just like happened with that awful "autistic" doll. If you are truly autistic (which I doubt, since no autistic would want an increase in stereotypes), then you would know how dangerous stereotypes are to us.
By the way, I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE Legos. I'm sick of that stereotype, too, the one that says "autistic people love Legos". I've always HATED Legos. Most boring toy I ever encountered as a child. You build stuff and then what? You can't play with it. It looks like a bunch of jagged trash. Try to move your dolls around in a Lego building. You can't. Their feet get stuck in all the jagged parts. Build little furniture with the blocks. It looks painful for the dolls to sit on. Build a vehicle or animal. It falls apart as soon as you move it. Lego is junk. NO, not all autistics love legos. I'm autistic and I HATE Legos, and I HATE stereotypes.
Trump ✊
There's a big difference between drinking one glass of contaminated water and the cumulative effects of drinking and bathing in it for years.
Yes❤
"Oh no, children are taught to see different people as people!"
My niece wanted to get the Lego Bowling Alley Arcade because it had a wheelchair user like Auntie Julia. I got it for her for her birthday in January and we put it together (it's really cool BTW). Representation matters.
Maybe it's not a great idea to seek representation in corporate products. Find value in life, not products.
@@HOTD108_ Spoken like a generic white guy.
@@HOTD108_ okay, sure. But if we're going to have toys with people, maybe they could be diverse people..?
@@HOTD108_ did it occur to you maaaybe big corps LIKE to "go woke" & be more inclusive to gain more customers?! Durp.
Thanks for sharing this! My son loves Legos & his cousin, his best friend, is in a wheelchair, so I def need to see if I can find that set!
Ironically we recently picked up bowling too 😆
Confirmed. Last time i stepped on a Lego at 4 am, i got pretty woke, and quick!
You are a Gem, hope to run into your wit all the more.
lol! XD
😅
Lol
I love you. Have my babies!
As someone that grew up on a dairy farm, I LMAO visualizing someone putting little tiny milkers on almonds! 🤣🙌🏻
Lmao that one scream from the "mouth brakes" joke, even Stephen was surprised
Stephen Colbert must be protected at all costs. He’s a national treasure. The last five years would’ve been unbearable without him.
protected from what?
@@camplethargic8 apparently your literalism?
Good Lord, you must have a sad life. Even sadder, at this point, 35 people gave you a like. Seriously, go and sing praise as YOUR president and their party condones men being able to go into your wife’s/daughter’s restroom.
main poster works for pfizer
Why protect COLPUKE, he Sucks!
That twilight zone reference was fabulous
Kudos for the shoutout and going there!
Did you catch the nod to Johnny Carson?
@@RaccCity55 YES! 👍
When things get weird, I look around to try and catch Rod Serling monologuing in a corner.
Took me back to being a kid and watching it religiously!
As a Nigerian I smiled when the band started playing. Loved it.
Long live Fela!!!
What song is it? I knew it was Fela Kuti but have completely blanked on the name
You guys really know how to rock. :-D Every time I hear African music, I always think ... man, that's some lively, rhythmic stuff.
@@TeHokioi - Water No Get Enemy!
I thought I was the only one who caught it!
"The true meaning of mils is to be kind to udders" that was a fantastic Dad joke. I love it.
Spilled Milk = Udder Waste
It is not the job of the Secretary of Transportation to be at a crash site.
That is the job of the National Transportation Safety Board
Admit he F upped
What was Pete supposed to do?
that is how trump handled it during his reign there were 5103 train incidents with fatalities, injuries and chemical spills, and he didn't go to even one of those, and neither did the Secretary of Transportation nor the EPA but now, he's there handing out hats and water funny world
Yup he admitted he messed up, hes grown up but horrible trump would blame everyone except himself. 800k people died under his watch because he refused to act like a grown up and admit there was a virus in January. He also cut spending on train regulations. His fault. He's trash!!
Yeah, I love Stephen, but this one really missed the mark. There's zero precedent for someone in Pete's position to physically appear at a derailment site, or even make a comment. And for good reason! He's emphasized multiple times the NTSB's independence from his agency in conducting the safety investigation. Their on-scene investigation ended yesterday, so today was the first day he could've shown up anyway (despite no other SOT being expected to do so previously) without being accused of trying to sway the outcome of that investigation.
The funny thing is, LEGO figurines were already very inclusive. The yellow skin looks like no person on Earth, so no one can either identify with it, or be upset about it. And as for amputee figurines, I guess I was way ahead of the game by pulling the hands, arms and legs off LEGO men decades ago 🤣
Ahh, childhood memories 😌
And you could - SHOCK - mix and match the boy and girl parts!
Yeah, Lego has ALWAYS been inclusive because it is the business model that nets you the most money 🤷🏻♂️
@@RHCole Fair call
I had a pirate one as a kid. I hated Legos and I hated pirates, but someone gave it to me. Anyway, one of the things I hated about it was that one of the pirate's legs looked like a toilet plunger. I couldn't even pretend it was anything but a pirate because it had a toilet plunger leg and an eye patch and pirate stuff painted on it. If it weren't for the pirate junk painted all over it, I could've removed the toilet plunger from the leg and pretended it was that one-legged guy I knew from church. But it had to have the pirate stuff painted all over it. And it was the only figure I had since I hated Legos and since Lego people were rare in those days. I already hated Legos. They just had to give me a pirate Lego to make me hate Legos even more.
Thank you for a voice of reason. This Lego thing is ridiculous, hilarious, sad, and woke.
Bringing back the person, woman, man, camera, tv!!!! Classic I love it!!!
3:54 that laugh sounded like a goat screaming and even caught Stephen off guard 😂
Love the purple tie with the grey suit combo.
It's a little funerary to me.
Day after ash Wednesday, grey and purple for lent...
Tight fitting suit, Steve
At 1:39 I love the quick Johnny Carson physical impression with just two words: "How weird?" It wasn't missed, Stephen, and was greatly enjoyed.😄👏
I missed that. Thanks for pointing itvout. Went back and watched it. Sounded just like Johnny, didn't he?
Thank you, I was looking for this comment. The only thing missing was the audience chanting, “How weird was it?” 🤣
It SURE was!!!
@@rex-racer YES!! ( I heard the audiences response, in my head.) Grew up watching Carson. The BEST.
@@gatheringmoss5726 Sounded exactly like Johnny!! It was almost as if Carson was speaking THRU S. Colbert, wasn't it?
Certainly one of the better monologs, thank you staff at TLS for hitting a homerun.
Stephen, you’ve outdone yourself. This episode was crazy hilarious! 😅
Yeah....pretty funny for a pedo
Also....you kinda weird too
Those politicians drinking that water is SUCH a crock of s**t . It makes my slapping hand itch .
The thing about an itch is that sooner or later it needs scratching. Lol
my slapping hand 😂😂 Iove that and stealing it 😂😂
Don't forget that baby powder!
Weren't there political officers walking the streets of Prypiat after the Chernobyl disaster reassuring people that everything was fine? I wonder what happened to them? 🤔
@@meidasbj9116 same here
I’m surprised Fox News didn’t complain about the weather “going woke” lol
They do. They report climate change is a hoax and the Illuminati are creating natural disasters to push that agenda. Fox is deranged.
@@Phoenix-in-flight it is a hoax
they'll say anything is woke in order to get into Stephen's monolog.
...but snow is their favourite colour.
Just tell them that oxygen is going woke too. Maybe they'll stop using it.
Fun (for me) fact about Denmark. In the US, a person working at McDonalds (non-management) makes @ $9/hr, no benefits or paid time off. In Denmark, the worker at McDonalds makes @$20/hr, has paid leave, health benefits, and a pension. AND the Big Mac costs the same here as there. Damn that "socialism" anyway.
Where was FOX's concern when it was the water of Flint Michigan that was dangerous to drink?
Between the "woke M&Ms", "woke Mr. Potatohead", and "woke Lego", I'm noticing a pattern of FOX News complaining about things only children really love. Fitting for a bunch of whiny entitled children.
Don't forget "Woke xbox" 😂
Don't you find it interesting hw much they obsess over children?
because their audience are mental juveniles
@@lostbutfreesoulthem pervy republicans
They basically have run out of adult things to worry about.
We wish smartmatic every success in their Lawsuit against FOX and their hosts.
I agree
@@enceladusmoon3577 Me too.
@@enceladusmoon3577 You didn't need to because he already spoke for you.
YESSSSS!!!!!
Spoken like a true beta male
I lost my train of thought. And the audience member loosing it. Also loved the guy with his back turned from the camera as he drinks this cold drink of regret.
Please more bizarro twilight zone colbert segments 😄
Ok here's one....Colbert on pedo island
Love the Twilight Zone reference, I knew it was a new dimension when the background turned from color to black and white. 😆
Nobody could do it better than Rod Serling
Stephen missed the mark by not starting with "Imagine if you will..."
@@MisterBrimm Submitted for your approval... .
And thank Stephen for not smoking!
In my teens I was miffed at Serling for dying of tobacco cancer.
He snuck Johnny Carson in there too.
Certainly better than Stephen Colbert anyway....
Every video of all these public officials being so happy drinking tap water is precisely what precedes things like the Flint Water Crisis.
This was a great segment!! Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The problem with the water challenge is that the politicians don't have to keep drinking the water.
I do hope the people in Ohio used the water from Drumpf to water their plants. 15 year old bottled water should have enough hydrogen to nourish an orchid for a year..H70..
Yep. One sip, one day ... like one person, one vote, one day in 4 years.
Guarantee that water was tested thoroughly before consuming, none of these beaurocrats are going to go Gung Ho sight unseen.
@@emmett.francis7894 maybe they take antidote soon as they walk away
@___beyondhorizon4664 not really an antidote because noone drinks that chemical. Literally a skull and crossbones on it.
Fela's influence is huge, the closing music from the band is Fela's track, which made me so proud of Nigeria. God bless Stephen Colbert. Been watching consistently for about 5 years, all the way from Lagos, Nigeria. The band is magnificent!
💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️💕
Fela Kuti? Is his son still playing?
I am with you, brother. Fela Kuti rocks on!!
Was just watching the Rick Rubin interviews with Paul McCartney and Paul talks about recording the Band on the Run album in Lagos. Paul saw Fela and his band live and “wept.” Then, during the interview, being the crazy genius he is, he goes to a piano and starts playing a Fela riff. I’m going to take a deep dive at Apple Music today! Hello from Northern Michigan
@@robertacomstock3655 Oh yes, he has two sons playing. Femi Kuti and Seun Kuti, Femi is a multiple award-winning recording artist. They're both wonderful artists
My grandfather had a huge sign painted on his barn for folks going down the highway - instead of the traditional Mail Pouch chewing tobacco (which the sign resembled) it said "Try the Udder Cola". Thanks, grandpa.
Wow. So nice to hear even a little bit of "Water no get enemy"!! Wish I could hear them do the whole thing.
Love that twilight zone reference!
Between the Legos and Milk, this has to rank up there among the more all over the place opening monologs I've seen in awhile. 😉😂🤣
Lego announced this a long time ago. In fact, I found out from my daughter and she was super excited. So much so, she said she wanted no Lego Friends for Christmas as she was wanting to wait to get the new ones.
"Be kind to udders." Love you Stephen Colbert!
Thank you Stephen for keeping the world view in balance with the proper weight of humor to counter the insanity that seems to be weighing on most of us.
The Basement Dwellers have spoken! lol...
Um....Colbert a pedo
You are one wicked man, Stephen, and we love you for it! Truly a national treasure. Thank you for your shows.
Yep. Let's bury him. Deep
You did mean woked man, didn't you? lol...
@@harrylazard805Nup. I meant wicked man :). There is something appealing about a person who can laugh at himself. Stephen gets this. You wouldn't because you are woked.
@@reinemarais3937 Yes, it's me who is woke and it's Colbert who isn't woke. You have that exactly right, lol...
@@harrylazard805 Thank you, this version of Harry. Gotta love a man who can fess up. Keep safe and go well.
It's a masterpiece of comedic balance when the monologue can go from impersonations to parody, from imaginary props to funny graphics, and then end on a classic one-liner pun.
Please, be kind to udders.
Good to see people making strides to end the cruelty of the animal-parts-and-fluids industry.
Fox isn't a news channel. It's more akin to National Enquirer.
If you check any court case they've ever been in over something they said on the air, they are an entertainment network that has specific news segments.
If you ask Tucker Carlson about what he said he will reply that "no reasonable person would have taken what he was saying as factual". I'm probably paraphrasing, but that was literally in court by his own attorneys.
😂🤣 ok dnn, and msdnc
Truth. The FCC has labeled it entertainment, not news.
I would've used the term "dysfunctional propaganda machine", but close enough.
So true
So Fox is freaking out about Legos that they consider not normal. You know, as opposed to the completely hairless jaundice victims with two fingers on each hand and a button on their head that are "normal Legos".
Yeah cause targeting kids with gay Legos is cool. 👍
@@louisbilodeau8682 What's that even mean? Do you hear yourself? What's that Lego going to do? Explode into magic gay dust to turn them gay?
@@TheMrVengeance let's get this straight, can't own u gun till 21 cause they are to immature, but mature enough to decide their sex at 8?
U raise your kids your way.
@Louis Bilodeau - Lol what? Nobody should be owning a gun at all. Fuck that. And who's talking about 'deciding their sex'? We're talking about the existence of more diverse Lego figures.
Please tell me how a "gay Lego figure" is going to hurt anyone?
@@louisbilodeau8682wtf has that got to do with lego?
"This drinking water isn't toxic enough to kill me from a single sip" seems like a lower bar than we should be aiming for.
Oh nooo snoop dog froze🤣 ! Bizaro Weather 😭! Mother Nature is kicking our asses right now! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼Prayers to those affected .
The band is killing it every night!! You guys are awesome. Come out with a cd please!!!!!!!!!!!!
That water photo op was disgraceful. One glass on camera while the residence drink n bathe daily in it.
One of the things I love about my move from Florida to Southern Illinois. Nice, cold tap water.
Ice cold fo sho
😂
The national transportation safety board is responsible for quick reaction/investigation response to a disaster site involving the transportation industry, as part of DOT., not the Secretary of transportation . He is an agency director, not an investigator.
The almond milking was top comedy right there
As always, Snoop is the coolest guy in town
Oh yes the weather has been really weird here in Indianapolis, Indiana. One day it's 25 then the next day it's close to 70. So confusing for the plants and animals. If this doesn't define global warming/change I don't know what does.
@@parkersmith7611 Someone come get their grandpa, he's trying to pick up women again in the RUclips comment section.
Haha, concur in S CA. I moved from NY to LA to avoid NY's weather, this morning we're 37 and NY was 40! Can't win!!
How bored is Fox News that they have to declare war on Legos?
That is their *Business' Model*
Have you ever seen their programming. They bitch about non-sense all day and the other part of the day they just make shit up and lie to you.
The cure is report ACTUAL news. It never runs out...
Fox News sucks on a molecular level.
Gotta keep to the demographic's mental age group.
The fela kuti beat was gold👍
This is from a long time resident born and bred in the L.A. sun...
Come on and just fill up that Colorado river! Fill up Lake Meade!
“Really cold coming from the tap” good covers up the burning sensation too follow.
You're not the only ones with Bizarro weather. Here in New Zealand, heavy rain and flooding, especially in parts of Auckland city and the fruit-bowl of NZ, the East Coast.
That final milk joke was great!
Lego really went too far. missing an arm is not something desireable, not a reason to be different to somebody with only one arm but don't promot it! Don't ruin the perfect Lego World we would all like to build up!
All good man.
People are the crazy ones to think that they can control and or predicted it.😂
1:27 I agree this winter season was really weird. I live in a place that till last winter used to get rain and 4-6ft of snow in the winter months of Dec, Jan & Feb. But this winter season, we didn't even recieve an inch of snow. Most bizarre winter ever.
We got yours on the Oregon Coast, where it snows once every ten years on the beach.
These monologues are getting snappier and snappier. The scriptwriters are absolutely on fire 😂
I was tickled by the Twilight Zone homage.
That 'true meaning of milk' is the first time I've laughed out loud in quite a while, thank you!!
Amazing how Stephen had to do nothing but go black and white to give really strong Rod Serling vibes 😂
This monologue was straight fire. Maybe his best.
That Katy Perry parody is comedy gold! 🤣
I think Steve though it was two measures too long, hence "every bit of the buffalo"
Indeed 😄😆😅😂🤣 I hope that Katy Perry and Snoop Dog make a parody of that song 🎵
7:50 Bravo! Of course that went right over those precious little red hats...
The Fox take on legos is baffling to me. Why is inclusivity a concept to be outraged about!?!? They’re not even trying to hide their racist tone.
3:54 - That audience member is my spirit animal. 😂
@ 3:55 that laugh had me cackling myself 😂😂💀
4:25 I wish that lady said “finish your glass”
Now that's my idea of the perfect playout pullback! Thank you! Also loved the monologue.
That last joke left me in udder disbelief.
Love this monologue! Awesome writers and deliverance 😊
Pedos can really deliver a joke huh?
Glad you enjoyed it, weirdo
Absolutely insane that the US dairy industry was demanding humanity give them the word "milk"
And we're talking about an industry that, in response to something that pissed them off (was it lowering dairy prices?), they WASTED MILK BY POURING IT INTO THE STREETS. Some impotent version of protest. Or a temper tantrum.
And we wonder why mass starvation's still a thing. Up theirs; I'm going for oat milk instead.
@@CloudsGirl7 I've tried soy and almond milk for 20 yrs... Was never much of a fan. Oat milk tho... Wow - it's like milk without the mucous! Greatest dairy-replacing invention of the 21st century.
Water No Get Enemy is beautiful piece of music the band played at the end... very apt. Long Live Fela
Conservatives are just angry that Lego didn’t make a new character of them - it’s called a “Triggered Conservative Snowflake”. ❄️
Not the ones in Nebraska, you saw the corn Lego with a mustache right?
As Jimmy Kimmel eloquently stated: you know, Conservatives (FOX) can make their own Lego’s, etc. We live in a free Country still. Instead of complaining, make what you believe your kids should play with, eat, watch or listen to. Prepare a Solution. It’s something Republicans seem unable to do.
Frosty the snowman is melting and all the children are laughing at him.
@@stanbyme7874 because as their four year tenure in a super majority from 2016 to 2020 had proven, they only know how to complain. They don't know how to make anything other than a mess.
Another liberal dimwit confused as to what a snowflake is, lol....
Lego does a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.
Always good to base your decisions off what corporations are doing.
@@HOTD108_ as opposed to what? whatever the Christian nationalists are doing?
Nope
@@HOTD108_ Their phrasing certainly could have been better, but the implication is clear. Because of the way key figures in the GOP are treating the situation (new "woke" Lego) has convinced the poster of their untrustworthiness.
I would deem it likely that was already their conclusion.
Why would a liberal dimwit vote for the GOP? It just doesn't make any sense....
We live two hrs east and the wind blew our way. It stinks and left film over everything!!!!!
Indiana hit 70 degrees on Wednesday while Wisconsin was in a state of Emergency....quite bizarro indeed!
3:55 that laugh 💀
All I saw was the mild disappointment on Stephen’s face when he continued to put away the ‘imaginary glass’ without the piano tinkle to denote it 😂
Um....Colbert is a legit pedo..
"Be kind to udders."
Always good advice.
Yo I'm ded. 🤣🤣🤣 Stephen Colbert be killing it!!!!!! BRAVO SIR!!!!!! 👏🏿👏🏿 💐 💐💐
Hello Candice
how are you doing today?
Tom Selleck trapped in corn was a real hit here in Nebraska during my youth.
Utah here. Loving the snow ❄️❄️❄️
I'm in the southwest and I can tell y'all it never snows here! It's the best ever💗💗💗
I'm originally from NY so I'm in my comfort zone with this glorious snow. My son informed me it also snowed in Las Vegas! Climate change is real folks 🙂
@Sonomacats bite your tongue lol
...Portland OR here and "real winter" is why I left Wisconsin 44 years ago. The last I need at my age now is to slip on an icy sidewalk.
Stocked up ahead of time so I could stay inside until what we got Wednesday all melts.
Florida here, was 98° outside when i get home it's afternoon. We're averaging a temperature difference of about 30+° a day.
@@bcshelby4926 ok ok. I'll admit it. I love to look at it from inside my warm house 💗❄️
I too went and stocked up on supplies before the 1st storm hit. We've been getting snow daily and each night since Tuesday night. It doesn't accumulate here but I guess that's good since we only have 1 or 2 snow plows lol
Guess you didn't get the memo that Nevada means snow covered in the original Spanish
Things have really changed, we went from California Dreamin’ in the 60’s to California Freezin’ in the 20’s 😂
Big dairy? You missed the opportunity to call them big teet!
I appreciated that Twilight Zone throwback. Felt like I was back in childhood watching TV with my parents 😅
I wonder whether these EPA officials spat out the water just as Montgomery Burns spat out a piece of three eyed fish at the Simpsons dinner table in a desperate attempt to prove they have not contaminated the environment.
Stomach pump stat!
Love that Fela Kuti “Water GetNo Enemy” at the end!
The band playing Fela - Water Get No Enemy was the best part of that while monologue...
In the old days, different Legos are what happened when you accidentally stepped on them.
Love the Fela at the end! Water ... don't got no enemy!
What a tribute 👏 to Fela Kuti. Mesmerizing song
Biden called Governor Dewine after the train derailed and offered federal help. Dewine, like any crazy and shortsighted Republican, said no.
We all know except for Right-wing media watchers of course.
@@EricLovesthe80s I can’t believe your comment was edited, but you still missed the punctuation and spelling mistakes. If DeWine did ask for help, why was none sent?
@@nancychandler3673 what you know nothing . i watch MSNC and local news
@@MyMarsham Biden did norflok backed out of the meeting
@@EricLovesthe80s can you link where he asked & was denied? I’ve become cautious with statements that don’t produce facts.