Poppy Playtime: Chapter 2

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 2 года назад +98113

    Markiplier doing everything in the game besides actually progressing the game is the most Markiplier thing ever.

  • @CleanUpNick
    @CleanUpNick 2 года назад +37825

    MatPat: Where's the Lore
    Dawko: Where's the Scares
    Jack: where's my tape?
    Mark: how can i put my feet on every square inch of every object in this game?

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 2 года назад +1575

      Black Eyed Peas: Where is the love

    • @feefifodum
      @feefifodum 2 года назад +1029

      @@Music7Ada Haddaway: what is love

    • @matthewdrury7264
      @matthewdrury7264 2 года назад +962

      @@feefifodum shrek: I am love

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists 2 года назад +128

      Incredibly true

    • @GB_Rishad
      @GB_Rishad 2 года назад +159

      This comment is gold

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 года назад +9992

    Mark making fun of Kissy then regretting everything when she looks at the lever is so funny

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 года назад +69

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤

    • @hannahdonan5185
      @hannahdonan5185 2 года назад +52

      just saw your comment on kurzegats video, love your taste in youtube content. insanely interesting science topics explained and then absolutely stupidity haha

    • @cloudedfreedom6286
      @cloudedfreedom6286 2 года назад +233

      @@Call_Upon_YAH I’m gay Jesus doesn’t love me

    • @ezzfezz
      @ezzfezz 2 года назад +68

      Jesus does love you. it doesn't matter if you're gay or anything else. he loves u so so much. please know this ❤

    • @cloudedfreedom6286
      @cloudedfreedom6286 2 года назад +149

      @@ezzfezz I don’t love him back /lh

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 10 месяцев назад +747

    Mark playing this game is like watching someone parallel park across 3 head-in parking spots in a one-way parking lot after entering the parking lot from the wrong side, ignoring the DO NOT ENTER signs with LEDs to get you to notice the sign, and even a motion sensor connected to a siren with a voice that says "ATTENTION: YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY".

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 7 месяцев назад +12

      average day in Florida

    • @pseudodonn7478
      @pseudodonn7478 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@8bitarmory846 Coming this Summer... Mark Fischbach IS Florida Man
      Markiplier: But I'm from Honolulu....
      Narrator: Florida Man! He'll come from the most unlikely of places.

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 5 месяцев назад +5

      To me, it feels more like that driving scene from Ace Ventura 2, where a Ace drives full speed through the jungle, damaging the jeep all the way before literally barrel-rolling it across the front yard of a mansion, all to somehow land it perfectly in an open parking spot.

  • @AndreCastle
    @AndreCastle 2 года назад +26089

    After watching this I can safely say that Mark is the epitome of "doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer"

    • @jellobowl1962
      @jellobowl1962 2 года назад +241

      Perfectly said 😭🤌

    • @Staceyishere
      @Staceyishere 2 года назад +143

      100% 💀

    • @kade-qt1zu
      @kade-qt1zu 2 года назад +29

      Copied.

    • @HenriqueLSilva
      @HenriqueLSilva 2 года назад +276

      You know he's doing the right thing in the wrongest way when 1/5 the stream is solely focused on reaching Poppy in the top vent.

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 2 года назад +71

      @@HenriqueLSilva and everyone was screaming at him to vent.

  • @lonkeepeepee
    @lonkeepeepee 2 года назад +17370

    Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game.

    • @blue_star1904
      @blue_star1904 2 года назад +704

      I still Remember Tiny Box Tim.

    • @naisaiahsanchez9222
      @naisaiahsanchez9222 2 года назад +520

      And with lady d's corpse

    • @itsmsjordan
      @itsmsjordan 2 года назад +224

      Does anybody remember The Beer? 😂😂

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 2 года назад +176

      this is such a 2012 amnesia let's play thing lmao, i guess some things never change

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 2 года назад +110

      TINY BOX TIM

  • @Wee_Thought
    @Wee_Thought 2 года назад +17715

    Mark would make a great playtester considering how he literally does everything except what the game tells him to

    • @Bliss-re8bd
      @Bliss-re8bd 2 года назад +545

      trueeee i recon that would've been his path if he wasn't a youtuber. sadly cant do both as he would have no reactions to games because he'd have already played them so his videos would be boring 😅

    • @nico.anon713
      @nico.anon713 2 года назад +224

      Oooorrr i records his play testing and isnt allowed to release it until after its been out for like 2 weeks or somethinv like that

    • @syd7765
      @syd7765 2 года назад +71

      i wonder if he's thought about that before

    • @thatrandomgirl4574
      @thatrandomgirl4574 2 года назад +53

      Oh so that's why it's 3 hours long 🤣😭

    • @fireballflamingo8838
      @fireballflamingo8838 2 года назад +17

      @letsgameitout would be amazing too

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig04 6 месяцев назад +224

    Mark's reaction to Jack's cameo is amazing not only because how happy he was about it but because he nailed the whole "so you're Irish right? Be as Irish as you can possibly be" thing. Jack's said thats pretty much how most of the voice cameos he does go

  • @isabellefaith5285
    @isabellefaith5285 2 года назад +10105

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Mommy Long Legs: I'm gonna eat your insides while you're still alive
    Mark: I trust spaghetti lady

    • @babymusYT
      @babymusYT 2 года назад +168

      he can take it tho

    • @elaineschow5700
      @elaineschow5700 2 года назад +36

      I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂

    • @Alice1apple
      @Alice1apple 2 года назад +26

      Spaghetti lady😌

    • @imjustasconfusedasyou
      @imjustasconfusedasyou 2 года назад +115

      her calling herself mommy and the whole game thing just sounded so…. sexual

    • @UnusAnnus3
      @UnusAnnus3 2 года назад +4

      @@imjustasconfusedasyou OOF

  • @ceceliakelly1622
    @ceceliakelly1622 2 года назад +6284

    Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 8 месяцев назад +174

    37:45
    “You wanna go to the park?”
    “You wanna go to the *game* station???”
    *”huh?”*
    “You wanna go puppy!”
    *drags a dead body around for the next 5 minutes*
    39:33
    “Oh boy! Teeter totter!”
    “Come on puppy! Let’s go!”
    *accidentally flings the dead body across the playground*
    “HU-WUH-HO! You’re so excited!”

    • @Scourge-k8y
      @Scourge-k8y 7 месяцев назад +2

      The other part when he trolled for a an whole 45 minutes

    • @elauktan816
      @elauktan816 Месяц назад +1

      I wish RUclips would add italicizing and underlining combos using underscores (_) and asterisks (*) sorta like Discord
      Because right now we only have *this*

  • @metaldrop7547
    @metaldrop7547 2 года назад +6034

    Mark is the reason for invisible walls. This would be 10 hours long without them.

    • @mariopillai8781
      @mariopillai8781 2 года назад +51

      thats right

    • @tamersuliman1165
      @tamersuliman1165 2 года назад +1

      I would've enjoyed every second of it

    • @juliacornejo7802
      @juliacornejo7802 2 года назад +97

      BUT!...
      Actually I don't have anything to refute this, it's pretty accurate

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 2 года назад +47

      What are you talking about Mark is clearly the best gamer to ever exist no game could ever outsmart him

    • @senatorarmstrong4168
      @senatorarmstrong4168 2 года назад +5

      🤔

  • @Omgezers
    @Omgezers Год назад +7275

    “I’m a little to smart for some of these puzzles”
    The puzzle: go through a door
    Markiplier: let me build a bridge

    • @FernRayes
      @FernRayes 10 месяцев назад +30

      I'm your thousandth like! 🎉

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 10 месяцев назад +14

      Its funny

    • @melisacrow1135
      @melisacrow1135 10 месяцев назад +10

      So true lol

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 месяцев назад +54

      Maybe it's an engineer thing. My dad's the same.
      "Okay, so we need to make this rope shorter. We need to detach it, and reattach it with something with enough strength to hold it's original load and-"
      "Or we could tie knot in the rope?"
      "...I guess we could do that, yeah"
      Crazy smart man. Massive overthinker

    • @ucgghbvbhfd
      @ucgghbvbhfd 9 месяцев назад +7

      And he said this was the hardest puzzle in all of gaming history lol

  • @hazel313
    @hazel313 2 года назад +20991

    Me: *Wondering how this video is 3 hours long*
    Mark: *Starts stacking office chairs to get into a vent smaller than him*
    Me: *"Oh..."*

    • @stan-jj4tc
      @stan-jj4tc 2 года назад +253

      I see what you mean

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated 2 года назад +141

      This hit 1k likes 30 seconds after I read it

    • @bigdubz009
      @bigdubz009 2 года назад +45

      i know right XD

    • @yolandamendez9411
      @yolandamendez9411 2 года назад +40

      That's exactly what I was thinking lol!

    • @Wigglywiggy1906
      @Wigglywiggy1906 2 года назад +18

      @@yolandamendez9411"36 minutes"

  • @scarllanixie
    @scarllanixie 10 месяцев назад +600

    27:50 Poppy is giving a side eye because she sees Markiplier spend approximately 20 minutes trying to get to her

  • @shelbysharp2608
    @shelbysharp2608 2 года назад +4104

    “Is that the Ludwig of ‘87!?”
    I always assumed Mark and Jack shared a brain cell….this was confirmation.

    • @julie-uw6jp
      @julie-uw6jp 2 года назад +17

      I’ve watch bot perspectives and I agree 💯

    • @shelbysharp2608
      @shelbysharp2608 2 года назад +12

      @@velvet_violet 14:00

    • @zencat5733
      @zencat5733 2 года назад +59

      Clearly Jack had the braincell during the playthrough for this game

    • @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho
      @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@zencat5733 😂

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 года назад +11191

    Mark embodies the meme: “this sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read” and I love him for it

    • @FluffyVoidBee
      @FluffyVoidBee 2 года назад +18

      @bodoti qwiu I read this as he said that, lol 👀

    • @ahaha3829
      @ahaha3829 2 года назад +8

      I love your pfp

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 года назад +4

      @@ahaha3829 lmao thank you. Yours is pretty dope as well

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +2

      More puzzle, less horror.
      Chapter 2 sucks

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +3

      RUclips just asked me if this is a good comment. I think it is 🤔

  • @Bam5000000
    @Bam5000000 2 года назад +3721

    Mark: Solves a platform puzzle in 30 seconds.
    Also Mark: Plays with furniture for 5 minutes for no reason whatsoever.

    • @kanterrobert1205
      @kanterrobert1205 2 года назад +101

      Welcome in world of ADHD my guy

    • @bryndencousinard8011
      @bryndencousinard8011 2 года назад +62

      I swear dudes forgot he was playing a horror game when he saw that furniture

    • @lily47231
      @lily47231 2 года назад +25

      I think you mean 25 minutes 😃

    • @TheWiseguyt
      @TheWiseguyt 2 года назад +7

      You gotta love eccentric geniuses.

    • @HS81099
      @HS81099 2 года назад +1

      Was looking for this comment.

  • @neongaming7539
    @neongaming7539 2 месяца назад +36

    It may seem insignificant, But Mark saying "Aaaand Nap time" at the end is humorous to me considering the next chapter lmao

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 2 года назад +5381

    Mark: "I'm NOT a masochist, I just want to see how much I can take!"
    Everyone: "We didn't say anything, YOU brought it up."

    • @onestrangefork8757
      @onestrangefork8757 2 года назад +38

      False, people do call him a masochist all the time

    • @reydennisquiban3717
      @reydennisquiban3717 2 года назад +11

      I sub mark

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 года назад +9

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤

    • @slimyboixd
      @slimyboixd 2 года назад +1

      We were all thinking it tho

    • @kess327
      @kess327 2 года назад

      timestamp?

  • @matthewmilner
    @matthewmilner 2 года назад +4591

    Mark in this entire playthrough: "How can i touch every pixel in the game?"

    • @banny7276
      @banny7276 2 года назад +12

      I’m cackling💀

    • @ignitorignition1304
      @ignitorignition1304 2 года назад +58

      "I payed for every pixel so I'm going to touch every pixel"

    • @OGJaymus
      @OGJaymus 2 года назад +5

      He should do any% speedruns

    • @tk5800thesecond
      @tk5800thesecond 2 года назад +8

      pixels: *exist*
      Mark: "I can touch you"

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 Год назад +5765

    Markiplier: "I don't care about the lore of the game, I'm just here to have a good time."
    Proceeds to drag a dead body around for 30 minutes

    • @elauktan816
      @elauktan816 11 месяцев назад +181

      This comment genuinely gets a good laugh out of me every time lmfao.
      the words “you wanna go for a walk?” “Come on poochie!” “Come on puppy!” Are now stuck in my head

    • @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz
      @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz 10 месяцев назад +40

      That was him having a good time... in his own way.

    • @SuperflamePlayszzz
      @SuperflamePlayszzz 10 месяцев назад +4

      Nah fr 😂

    • @Yuta_kaisen123
      @Yuta_kaisen123 10 месяцев назад +1

      Fr😂😂

    • @GrieVR
      @GrieVR 10 месяцев назад +8

      I mean... that sounds about right.

  • @sophiacshort2847
    @sophiacshort2847 10 месяцев назад +209

    1:21:00
    Mark: *flirting with Mommy Longlegs*
    Me: please, please stop this torture.💀

  • @-Samus-Aran-
    @-Samus-Aran- 2 года назад +7947

    Mark: "I can't hear. This game needs subtitles."
    Also Mark: *mashes buttons and screams over dialogue*

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 2 года назад +369

      Still, it's inaccessible, not only to hard of hearing folk, but also to people who have auditory processing disorder, and even just people trying to learn English from the subs, and people trying to write down dialogue accurately for whatever reason (for example citing it in a video). Chapter 1 had subtitles, why doesn't this one?

    • @leighwakeham3735
      @leighwakeham3735 2 года назад +24

      I just pressed the "C" button lol.

    • @ekto3687
      @ekto3687 2 года назад +32

      @@lyrablack8621 maybe they just forgot to add subtitles or something

    • @Nakime_Supremacy
      @Nakime_Supremacy 2 года назад +115

      Exactly. Poppy just tried to talk and Mark started attacking her and screaming at her as if she was a roach 🤣

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 2 года назад +126

      Even when I can hear the audio without someone talking over it I still have a lot of trouble figuring out what they’re saying. I know they’re making noises that sound like words but I can’t for the life of me figure out what those words are lmao

  • @sewerrat9815
    @sewerrat9815 2 года назад +5769

    Mark: “Gimme a challenge, this game is for babies”
    *gets a challenge*
    Mark: “Thats a little too difficult”

    • @dylanbtyson
      @dylanbtyson 2 года назад +8

      game isnt hard

    • @clowning.around
      @clowning.around 2 года назад +63

      @@dylanbtyson it isn't but we all need to agree that the game is a lot more difficult than chapter 1

    • @dylanbtyson
      @dylanbtyson 2 года назад +4

      @@clowning.around all little harder

    • @moseptyagami606
      @moseptyagami606 2 года назад +32

      @@dylanbtyson for some it’s pretty difficult, I struggle with mind games and puzzles since I’m dyslexic so it’s fun to struggle and put my mind to the test

    • @vzidwe
      @vzidwe 2 года назад +1

      @@moseptyagami606 have fun with the game portal then

  • @Phobie_2000
    @Phobie_2000 2 года назад +4021

    I love how mark spent almost 20 minutes in the beginning on a puzzle that wasn’t even a puzzle.

    • @ZayeedBaksh
      @ZayeedBaksh 2 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @kimicki
      @kimicki 2 года назад +22

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 Okay, I won’t read your name.

    • @Val_isWeird
      @Val_isWeird 2 года назад +16

      I suffered at that part 😭

    • @Blaze1990sp
      @Blaze1990sp 2 года назад +45

      I fast forwarded through that because Mark was being the dumb LMAO

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 года назад +1

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

  • @Aidoneus87
    @Aidoneus87 10 месяцев назад +465

    The way Spaghetti Lady’s pupils dilate when she’s hunting you, like a cat about to pounce, is a great visual cue of how dangerous she is!

    • @hotpandagames
      @hotpandagames 7 месяцев назад +20

      Mommy spaghetti lady would've been a better Canon name for her

    • @zinglinski
      @zinglinski Месяц назад +4

      @@hotpandagames ITS MOMMY LONGLEGS😭😭

  • @Bubbles_Beans
    @Bubbles_Beans 2 года назад +3902

    Markiplier : "This game needs captions"
    Also Markiplier : "MURDER DEATH DIE DEATH DIE MURDER DEATH MURDER DEATH DIE"

    • @arzukafaca2763
      @arzukafaca2763 2 года назад +6

      Hi’ momy longs legs

    • @mcdingies
      @mcdingies 2 года назад +22

      @@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 i would like to order 5 big macs and a large fry please

    • @BoonGoesBoom
      @BoonGoesBoom 2 года назад +12

      @@mcdingies and also can you get me some chicken nuggets I want 30

    • @princeofjapes
      @princeofjapes 2 года назад +7

      Markiplier is literally bakugo with a yt channel

    • @mcdingies
      @mcdingies 2 года назад +4

      @@BoonGoesBoom if we get 9 four pieces we can get 36 nuggets for cheaper

  • @honkeydonkey11
    @honkeydonkey11 2 года назад +5445

    Mark, being himself, managed to double the average time of beating the game, just by messing around

    • @eeza
      @eeza 2 года назад +166

      it truly impresses me how his editors cut up so much and put up with so much video content just for us to have the "summarized version" of his videos lol

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 2 года назад +15

      Yea, I think Delirious did the same, he keep getting himself caught just to see what would happen 😂

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 2 года назад +42

      Well, what's the point of a game if you ain't gonna have fun with it? Amiright?

    • @eljunior5823
      @eljunior5823 2 года назад +5

      I do the same when i finish a game lol

    • @3pizz185
      @3pizz185 2 года назад +2

      So true👌

  • @quintinlovett3814
    @quintinlovett3814 2 года назад +4069

    Watching Jack play: this is going well
    Watching Mark play: well, its going

    • @DomExists
      @DomExists 2 года назад +288

      Half the time it’s not even going so it’s kinda just “well,” which honestly is better

    • @WompWomp1738
      @WompWomp1738 2 года назад +36

      On for a while*
      Finished your comment for you friend 😊🤣

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 2 года назад +24

      @@WompWomp1738 no no his joke is that he switched around the words in the first sentence. Hence they seem so similar while having completely different meanings.

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 2 года назад +23

      @@afailureofaanimator6744 they got the joke they are trying to add on

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 2 года назад +8

      @aomenih doesn't mean they didn't get the joke :D

  • @clouddweller
    @clouddweller 10 месяцев назад +354

    "Ha, Barry looks like a frog. No, wait, a platypus!"
    ...
    "BARRY THE PLATYPUS?!"

    • @danielwhitmore6244
      @danielwhitmore6244 10 месяцев назад +15

      Your arrival is unexpected. By which I mean, COMPLETELY EXPECTED!

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 7 месяцев назад +10

      I think you mean 🅱️arry the 🅱️latypus!?

    • @RileyWelker
      @RileyWelker 7 месяцев назад +10

      Behold! The MakeToysHugeandDeadly-Inator!

    • @amyanderson3595
      @amyanderson3595 7 месяцев назад +3

      Secret agent Barry the platapus

    • @MarcelineXx
      @MarcelineXx 2 месяца назад +1

      A platypus toy? Barry the platypus toy!

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 2 года назад +7109

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also mark: *desperately tries to piss off chat for the entire first half hour by doing literally anything but make progress*

    • @littlelovee777
      @littlelovee777 2 года назад +41

      1:36:03 TOO LIKE AYOO??

    • @seven-vii-02
      @seven-vii-02 2 года назад +49

      that's not what a masochist is- /nm

    • @toast523
      @toast523 2 года назад +27

      @@seven-vii-02 Toast thinks they mean sadist

    • @poochine
      @poochine 2 года назад +15

      You clearly have no idea what a masochist is

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 2 года назад +52

      Masochist because he purposely made the chat mad to 'direct the hate to him'

  • @Skywarped33
    @Skywarped33 2 года назад +7693

    Me: wondering why marks playthrough is like an hour longer than everyone else's...
    (Watches video)
    Me: oh, nevermind 😂

    • @ethan00
      @ethan00 2 года назад +25

      sup checkmark

    • @HiddenFlerken
      @HiddenFlerken 2 года назад +314

      I wasn't stressed because of the horror game, I was stressed because of Mark

    • @nicholasphillips256
      @nicholasphillips256 2 года назад +83

      The shocking thing is it is almost exactly an hour over jacks video

    • @seth9913
      @seth9913 2 года назад +8

      @@HiddenFlerken yep we are on the same boat

    • @melgrimm8608
      @melgrimm8608 2 года назад +2

      @@HiddenFlerken Me too. Me too... x_x

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 2 года назад +5539

    Literally everyone when Mommy starts counting: *Panics and frantically looks for a place to hide*
    Markiplier: *Staring into Mommy's soul* What are you gonna do, huh?

    • @mister_mustache
      @mister_mustache 2 года назад +441

      He just wanted to see if he could handle what she was gonna do.
      But remember guys he is NOT a masochist.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 года назад +261

      Same enrgy as : "what ar you going to do, stab me"- man who was stabbed

    • @mr.fruitcup4495
      @mr.fruitcup4495 2 года назад +50

      Bit of a buzzkill when mark isn’t afraid of the monsters in games

    • @rowelldeguzman4355
      @rowelldeguzman4355 2 года назад +86

      @@mr.fruitcup4495 Marks like a Nam Vet he's seen some shit.

    • @mr.fruitcup4495
      @mr.fruitcup4495 2 года назад +28

      @@rowelldeguzman4355 fair enough, I guess I’m used to Jack still being able o be scared and all that

  • @lebrandonian
    @lebrandonian 5 месяцев назад +58

    I swear half the time he’s a genius, the other half the time he’s… a danger to himself and those around him

  • @julianofmemes9289
    @julianofmemes9289 2 года назад +4368

    Mark: "channel ALL your anger to ME"
    also Mark: "survives a chase sequence with nothing but angry critisism"
    * *Mark was literally TOO ANGRY TO DIE* *

    • @l3g0b0y6
      @l3g0b0y6 2 года назад +41

      Mark Fischbach = Doom Slayer

    • @Beatstart
      @Beatstart 2 года назад +11

      *BFG 10k starts playing*

    • @gatxchamanna5625
      @gatxchamanna5625 2 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @clover9624
      @clover9624 2 года назад +4

      Too angry to die? Maul? Is that you?

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 года назад +3

      @@clover9624 KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +2018

    Nothing will be funnier to me than watching MatPat say "Mark's going to freak out when the bunny says his birthday", then watching this two weeks later and remembering it right as he presses the button and watching him get super paranoid.

    • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320
      @soleraprincessgongjunim3320 2 года назад +114

      42:32 in case people want the timestamp

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 года назад +63

      I don't know if it's possible to do that, but since DDLC can read your profile's name, maybe they could have the game read your birthdate (as you are required by steam to enter it to filter mature content) and play the appropriate voiceline for it. And if the player somehow either doesn't have a birthdate on their profile or entered an impossible date, then maybe have the cutout say "I know your birthdate ! ...wait, no, I don't" or maybe glitch out

    • @alliminoobersvods9660
      @alliminoobersvods9660 2 года назад +97

      @@moemuxhagi Well, it says June 28th for literally everyone so it doesn't read your birthday, it is just a coincidence that Mark's birthday is June 28th

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 года назад +47

      @@alliminoobersvods9660 Wow, incredible, it's as if what I was _suggesting_ was an _idea_ to _implement_ into the _game_

    • @tobehidk4825
      @tobehidk4825 2 года назад +4

      @@moemuxhagi thats a latter

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 2 года назад +6138

    Me, initially: "How did Mark take like an hour longer on this than all the other people I watch?"
    Me, exactly 16 minutes in: "Ah."

    • @KikiKpopKrazzzy02
      @KikiKpopKrazzzy02 2 года назад +17

      😵‍💫😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @bubububuuhunhcbuubub8865
      @bubububuuhunhcbuubub8865 2 года назад +119

      He wasted 13 minutes on the one puzzle trying to break the game.

    • @Ari_Is_AriAriAri
      @Ari_Is_AriAriAri 2 года назад +89

      He spent so much time in the game station just playing at the playgrounds with PJ puggipillar 💀

    • @shinshin_.1
      @shinshin_.1 2 года назад +51

      Literally almost 30 minutes in and he still hasn’t even figured out to get in the vent bro 😭😭

    • @MsFated
      @MsFated 2 года назад

      He’s a dumbass. So frustrating watching him mess around for like 30mins but then halfway I realised it’s cuz he actually didn’t know to go through the vent Poppy was literally standing right next to.
      Like it’s lit red you can clearly see your suppose to go in there as there is a path…sigh

  • @adaassink6502
    @adaassink6502 5 месяцев назад +73

    I fell asleep in the middle of this and woke up hearing, "You have really soft hands.... And I also have really really soft hands. That's something we have in common. I'd like to talk to you about that... 😏😏😏"

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 2 года назад +9644

    Mark should've fed the candy cat, he wouldn't regret it.

  • @tanner003
    @tanner003 2 года назад +2426

    Normal players: progressing with the story, looking for collectibles
    Mark: “I BET I CAN HOP THIS FENCE”

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 2 года назад +26

      Mark has the speedrunner mindset.

    • @chriswong9612
      @chriswong9612 2 года назад +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @Kookie_978
      @Kookie_978 2 года назад +15

      It was a slightly frustrating since I was really hoping for Mark to be truly invested in the lore. Like all in. But hey at least he enjoyed the overall experience

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 2 года назад +16

      @@Kookie_978 imo the lore aspects feel too similar to fnaf for one to get invested.
      The prototype is the only thing that really caught my attention.

    • @ItzRengokuKyojuro
      @ItzRengokuKyojuro 2 года назад +6

      *Mark focusing on breaking the game*
      *Us literally spamming chat telling him what to do*
      *Him taking 20 mis to figure out that you can take electricity off the button again*

  • @ranpan0801
    @ranpan0801 2 года назад +5700

    mark: “YOU DIDN’T EXPECT I WOULD BE PLAYING!”
    devs: *put an easter egg of his birthday into the game specifically to freak him out*

    • @tanyasketch6045
      @tanyasketch6045 2 года назад +94

      Oh i didnt know that! Where/when is it in the game?

    • @trueflaminatorz4321
      @trueflaminatorz4321 2 года назад +145

      @@tanyasketch6045 Character cutout before the memory game

    • @tanyasketch6045
      @tanyasketch6045 2 года назад +22

      @@trueflaminatorz4321 thank you!!

    • @amaya2megumi
      @amaya2megumi 2 года назад +282

      It is reminiscent of PT when the radio switched from English to Swedish and freaked Pewdiepie out.

    • @richiewene
      @richiewene 2 года назад +54

      @@tanyasketch6045 42:33

  • @meghanharris1861
    @meghanharris1861 10 месяцев назад +128

    Did anyone notice how similar the music memory rule announcement sounded to the fitness gram pacer test? It gave me flashbacks especially the “your test is over” and “the test will get more difficult as it continues”

    • @Carrllll3709
      @Carrllll3709 5 месяцев назад

      Fr,so true

    • @danield.4300
      @danield.4300 2 месяца назад +2

      The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

  • @voidtv8401
    @voidtv8401 2 года назад +3078

    Markiplier, putting the square block in the square hole:
    “THEY WEREN’T EXPECTING THIS!”

    • @drblouse3792
      @drblouse3792 2 года назад +15

      Have you not heard of a cube?

    • @notsam5328
      @notsam5328 2 года назад +8

      TimeSTAMP?

    • @Crlstlan.
      @Crlstlan. 2 года назад +20

      Reminds me of that one meme of the girl dueting the guy putting shapes in the hole and they all go in the square hole

    • @Joy-lg1wt
      @Joy-lg1wt 2 года назад +3

      It goes in the square hole

    • @probablydeadinside7877
      @probablydeadinside7877 2 года назад +7

      @@Crlstlan. developers: can you guess where the rectangle goes?
      Markiplier: the,,rectangle hole,,,,
      developers: that's right! it goes into the sQUARe hole!
      Markiplier: *WEEPING*

  • @brian4283
    @brian4283 2 года назад +2893

    “I’m not a masochist I just want to see how much I can take”
    -Markiplier 2022

  • @sweetbee2310
    @sweetbee2310 2 года назад +1320

    watching mark do everything BUT what you’re supposed to do is the most entertaining and infuriating experience ever. I love it.

    • @Soulsworth69
      @Soulsworth69 2 года назад +15

      It was only funny for like the first 2 minutes. After that it made it really hard to watch imo.

    • @alibekzholaman2923
      @alibekzholaman2923 2 года назад +19

      @@Soulsworth69 It seems like you can't handle the Markiplier experience tm

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 6 месяцев назад +47

    watching this with live chat replay is probably the funniest and most upsetting thing ive ever experienced 😭😭

  • @nopickles420
    @nopickles420 2 года назад +3903

    It's amazing how much patience mark has when he's infuriating other people.

  • @SlippFreak
    @SlippFreak 2 года назад +3537

    Mark: "This might be the toughest puzzle in all of gaming history"
    Chat: "JUST GO THROUGH THE GOD DAMN VENT, MARK!"

    • @A.S.A_PRO
      @A.S.A_PRO 2 года назад +64

      He was trolling obviously

    • @noerusasaki2804
      @noerusasaki2804 2 года назад +54

      Almost feel you wanna slap the back of his head for this 🤦‍♂️😒

    • @sonicfangal2000
      @sonicfangal2000 2 года назад +34

      I fast forwarded through that

    • @rupen35
      @rupen35 2 года назад +45

      He did mention later that he was trolling😂

    • @noerusasaki2804
      @noerusasaki2804 2 года назад +19

      @@rupen35 yeap but just sometimes it gets really annoying and just skip that part. 😅😂

  • @SensitiveAesthete
    @SensitiveAesthete Год назад +2477

    I was so confused on how Dan and Phil got through this in half the time and then saw how Mark was playing and immediately understood

    • @plutopepsi578
      @plutopepsi578 10 месяцев назад +107

      Watching this after Dan and Phil basically speed ran most of the puzzles is cracking me up

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 10 месяцев назад +24

      Dan and Phil are still popular? I swear I hadn’t heard about them since 2014

    • @noormuhammad791
      @noormuhammad791 10 месяцев назад

      they brought back their gaming channel after 5 years 😂@@priyamanobal

    • @lupoopul4039
      @lupoopul4039 10 месяцев назад +33

      I saw the time on the video was and I was like "whoa chapter 2 is waaaay longer than chapter 1. This is gonna be great"
      And then 15:55 happened and I realized I forgot I was watching Markiplier lol

    • @ughust
      @ughust 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@priyamanobalThey both came out as gay a couple years ago after Dan took a hiatus from RUclips for a bit. They've gone on a tour or two since, and recently their gaming channel just rebooted after 5 years. So theyre coming back into relevancy, yeah :^)

  • @goodfursomething574
    @goodfursomething574 2 месяца назад +8

    "This might be the hardest pizzle in gaming history" Obsessed with the fact that Mark said this about a "puzzle" that just wanted him to walk back through the opening he came in through that Poppy was right next to. Truly a gaming genius, this one.

  • @drify-kun7351
    @drify-kun7351 2 года назад +3087

    Mark is literally the example of “mission failed successfully”

  • @SupernaturalTessa
    @SupernaturalTessa 2 года назад +2823

    "I'm just seeing how much I can take." -- Mark, not a masochist, 2022.

  • @waffleauflauf4213
    @waffleauflauf4213 Год назад +5575

    I love how, according to the lore of the game, by carrying the dog toy he was basically dragging around somebody's corpse for most of the game

    • @Hunterb0t12
      @Hunterb0t12 Год назад +192

      Holy crap is that the actual lore? That’s horrifying

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Год назад +107

      I guess this is common knowledge since only one other person is shocked by this. Lmao

    • @AngelicRamen
      @AngelicRamen Год назад +43

      That's the common guess but I don't think the lore is confirmed so.....

    • @ShaqWay
      @ShaqWay Год назад +80

      @@AngelicRameni kinda agree with the lore by kids picking what toy they wanna be then dies? That explains the blood at the toys. Spooky lore

    • @alyciadrake129
      @alyciadrake129 Год назад +110

      The real question is: Is dragging a corpse around really un-markiplier behavior?

  • @RileyWelker
    @RileyWelker 7 месяцев назад +20

    I LOVE how Mark unnecessarily overcomplicated things for 14 minutes at the beginning

  • @d34dstruck13
    @d34dstruck13 2 года назад +3519

    He's not wrong though: a puzzle that literally doesn't exist probably would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history

    • @vivalaglavii6736
      @vivalaglavii6736 2 года назад +112

      That's less of a puzzle though and more a philosophical argument waiting to happen

    • @CharaDreemurr-9999
      @CharaDreemurr-9999 2 года назад +61

      @@vivalaglavii6736 And a philosophical argument would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history!

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 года назад +45

      I can imagine devs tricking players they need to solve a puzzle to open a door when in reality all they need to do is walk up to it and press e on the doorknob

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 2 года назад +5

      A puzzle is like a game that requires a specific solution.
      Like two shakes, a pattern, or simply completing multiple steps ( I know it's not the official definition).
      So I like Viva said, not really a puzzle...unless, you complete a certain pattern of things to make that puzzle complete and/or exist.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 2 года назад

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 I mean dnd has that happen so often its turned into a meme

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens 2 года назад +821

    I really loved the fakeout with Kissy. They cast her in shadow and even had the same music from Huggy's chase in episode one, only for Kissy to step into the light and be completely chill. I honestly hope she stays good or at least neutral, if she appears in future episodes. It's cool to see that not all of the toys turned violent.

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 2 года назад +59

      I honestly love her so much. She's just so cute

    • @BoxOKittens
      @BoxOKittens 2 года назад +45

      @@sentientplant9658 Agreed. I would be so happy if she just lent a small helping hand here and there in the coming episode(s).

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 2 года назад +44

      I predict that in whatever climactic final fight there is against the Prototype, Kissy Missy swoops in at the last second and bravely sacrifices herself to save you.
      I'm crying for her already just thinking about it 😭

    • @Degalon
      @Degalon 2 года назад +57

      I love the little detail that her first attempt at grabbing the lever has her hand slip off it lol

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 года назад +5

      I loved ALL the new Wuggy's! I hope we get more time from all of them!

  • @samanthaa9282
    @samanthaa9282 2 года назад +2461

    This chapter is very reminiscent of coraline, like the “don’t you dare disobey me”, the spider like qualities of mommy, them both being mothers, then the metal hand like claw at the end

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 2 года назад +48

      So i wasn't the only one

    • @neneevex
      @neneevex 2 года назад +21

      THIS COMMENT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @kadenhansen
      @kadenhansen 2 года назад +9

      That's exactly what that was!

    • @ruru6680
      @ruru6680 2 года назад +27

      And the „hide and seek“ in Coraline as well

    • @Poofwaah
      @Poofwaah 2 года назад +2

      Yup

  • @elinsocks
    @elinsocks 9 месяцев назад +52

    14:32 Mark realizing Poppy was speaking was kinda cute "Hmm?" with a head tilt

  • @kitsuraposinha
    @kitsuraposinha 10 месяцев назад +3429

    Me: "wow this chapter it's so long, it takes 2:44:50 to finish!"
    Mark: spends half of the video doing side quests he invented in his own head

    • @Squirtlesam
      @Squirtlesam 9 месяцев назад +96

      It’s 2:30 am and I just snorted water laughing at this

    • @thehoodieguy1341
      @thehoodieguy1341 8 месяцев назад +53

      He goofed around so fricking much in this playthrough like goodness

    • @ANGELDEV1L
      @ANGELDEV1L 7 месяцев назад +20

      it was honestly so fire though. he should make games

    • @BubblegumStudiosOfficial
      @BubblegumStudiosOfficial 6 месяцев назад +7

      Way too true 😭

    • @GOOFBALL876
      @GOOFBALL876 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ANGELDEV1L YESS BINGO!

  • @boomerkinjingo
    @boomerkinjingo 2 года назад +3936

    Mark: “laughs victoriously”
    Color puzzles guy’s voice: “Round 2”
    Mark In disbelief

  • @nolaklop
    @nolaklop 2 года назад +904

    This was all so entertaining to watch! I'm the voice of Poppy and Stella Greyber, thank you so much for playing the new chapter! Seeing you trying to kill Poppy and find the entrance absolutely made my day!! 🤣👌

    • @noahdoesmusic8970
      @noahdoesmusic8970 2 года назад +69

      You did very good with the voices. Really fitting for the characters and hopefully we get to see more of it in Chapter 3. Talented voice actress keep up the good work 😊

    • @nolaklop
      @nolaklop 2 года назад +29

      @@noahdoesmusic8970 Thank you so much! ❤

    • @clintonsmids792
      @clintonsmids792 2 года назад +25

      You really did knock the voices out of the park! Poppy’s colder personality made me shiver
      Also did they tell you if Poppy is good or evil?

    • @AznPrzsn
      @AznPrzsn 2 года назад +4

      Love your voice! It's adorable

    • @e.m.rivera8948
      @e.m.rivera8948 2 года назад +4

      youre so good!!!! awesome job!

  • @SpiritTheWolf225
    @SpiritTheWolf225 10 месяцев назад +81

    the fact that at 2:33 he waits for it to twich, it doesnt, but twitches as soon as he starts talking again. talk about perfect timing 🤣

  • @faladinmoon
    @faladinmoon 2 года назад +1147

    I love how both Jack and Mark made the "was that the bite of 87?" joke at the first tape!

  • @thebreakfastbandit
    @thebreakfastbandit 2 года назад +451

    52:30 is pure comedy gold.
    The fact he won and begins his masculine laugh of success as the game tells him "Round 2", as his expression immediately becomes of concern as he lets out a quick and simple "what".

  • @nightskyodyssey
    @nightskyodyssey 2 года назад +4501

    Markiplier: takes thirty minutes on the most basic puzzles
    Also Markiplier: solves the hardest puzzles in seconds and walks away like it was nothing

    • @skeptical4936
      @skeptical4936 2 года назад +138

      He overthinks too much xD

    • @daisy_gamez6928
      @daisy_gamez6928 2 года назад +89

      He thinks regular puzzles are hard-

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 2 года назад +171

      Doing hard things are when being an over thinker come in handy. Doing easy things is an overthinkers worst nightmare.

    • @ToxicBronyRoseAlt
      @ToxicBronyRoseAlt 2 года назад +25

      His reasons are beyond our understanding.

    • @whyareyoureadingthis5227
      @whyareyoureadingthis5227 2 года назад +27

      That's ADHD for you lol

  • @GlowinqxMayy
    @GlowinqxMayy 5 месяцев назад +12

    The way Mark gets so happy and looks so proud to see his friend in the game is so heartwarming ❤

  • @sourceefive
    @sourceefive 11 месяцев назад +2254

    hearing bunzo finally say a birthday correct obviously proves the entire voiceline was for mark

    • @Hyp3rfixNation
      @Hyp3rfixNation 10 месяцев назад +38

      Nah cus I have the same bday as him 😭

    • @tonytwowaters
      @tonytwowaters 10 месяцев назад +16

      Hate to break it to you, but there are other people out there that not only play video games but were also born on June 28.

    • @xoneyxee
      @xoneyxee 10 месяцев назад +84

      ​@@tonytwowaters the "obviously" makes it pretty obvious that it was kinda sarcastic

    • @lillianblack8749
      @lillianblack8749 10 месяцев назад +34

      Wouldn’t be the first time a game referrenced him like the west of loathing sequel.

    • @tonytwowaters
      @tonytwowaters 10 месяцев назад +3

      You give people online too much credit, especially in 2024.

  • @GhostPoncho
    @GhostPoncho Год назад +2010

    1:36:00 Mark throwing himself into the abyss and the game immediately validating him by saying "You can take it" 😂

    • @Ilovepolarbears-u5c
      @Ilovepolarbears-u5c Год назад +35

      I was actually got so focus on that scene that I fell off my bed and the phone landed on my nose now every time I see that see I say WHY MARK WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER

    • @BoglárkaBiankaNagy
      @BoglárkaBiankaNagy Год назад +4

      @@Ilovepolarbears-u5c right ?

  • @kayla-nk1ot
    @kayla-nk1ot 2 года назад +6257

    Everyone ever playing this game: “hA ThaTs NOt eVEn mY BiRtHdAy-“
    Markiplier: 😀

    • @kai.otic_kiwi
      @kai.otic_kiwi 2 года назад +425

      ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO AND I STOPPED FOR A MOMENT

    • @monstereverzen1362
      @monstereverzen1362 2 года назад +432

      MAYBE THE DEVELOPERS NEW HE WOULD PLAY IT AND WANTED TO SCARE HIM?? 😭

    • @Funkenomenon.
      @Funkenomenon. 2 года назад +395

      I feel like they made it his birthday on purpose because he's one of the biggest youtube influences. So they did it to make CONTENT

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 года назад +24

      Might be Elliott bd

    • @MidwestOnAirPodcast
      @MidwestOnAirPodcast 2 года назад +44

      @@monstereverzen1362 yea they put it in to scare it gotta love it 🤣

  • @derekgraskewicz2104
    @derekgraskewicz2104 9 месяцев назад +32

    I will never again doubt the obvious, "Just Don't" method. Had me laughing both times. "I can just don't, and they can't do anything about it."

  • @blitzcha0s308
    @blitzcha0s308 2 года назад +584

    I'm not even frustrated, I'm just amazed that he can find ways to stand in places he's not suppose to and just generally mess with the physics engine. Mark is truly an engineer.

  • @nexelray3207
    @nexelray3207 2 года назад +4367

    *Markiplier trying to kill Poppy for over 10 minutes*
    Chat: “Markiplier, no!!!”
    Markiplier: “Markiplier, YES!!!”

  • @chickennugget2732
    @chickennugget2732 2 года назад +1351

    The fact that he does the puzzles really quick and STILL has the longest playthrough I've seen so far

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 2 года назад +36

      Its because he knows what to do but tries to waste time to see how he can break it. I mean thats top tier Markimoo tho

    • @graysondeutscher2041
      @graysondeutscher2041 2 года назад

      What about the fact?

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 года назад +3

      @@Balloraaaaaa yeah, i absolutely love that Markiplier chaos. It changes the game experience COMPLETELY

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 года назад +1

      @@graysondeutscher2041 he's so fun and messy, i love it

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 года назад

      High-key really smart too. Perfect gameplay overall

  • @thewrongsandwichgamer4762
    @thewrongsandwichgamer4762 2 месяца назад +7

    1:32:29 I love Mark's reaction when he sees Seán, he's like: "*Gasp* Friend??? *GASP* FRIEND!!!"

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +1172

    I love that he also carries around that puppy

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 2 года назад +5703

    I love that he also carries around that puppy. xD And that they actually got Mark's birthday. Very funny.

    • @EpicWubbox764
      @EpicWubbox764 2 года назад +146

      WAIT THEY GOT IT RIGHT? 💀

    • @bugushdabebo9104
      @bugushdabebo9104 2 года назад +236

      @@EpicWubbox764 it was planned

    • @oldsport3571
      @oldsport3571 2 года назад +80

      They planned it like that

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 2 года назад +286

      @@EpicWubbox764 It always says June 28th, which also happens to be Mark's birthday lol

    • @drewbigdoopa3464
      @drewbigdoopa3464 2 года назад +255

      @@StinkHatch5318 i thought it would be based on steam account information that they can get your birthday

  • @MaddieHatter8181
    @MaddieHatter8181 2 года назад +697

    Even though Poppy’s face didn’t really have any expression I could somehow feel her annoyance while she was waiting at the vent entrance for Mark while he struggled over a puzzle that didn’t exist

    • @dfuzesavetf2147
      @dfuzesavetf2147 2 года назад +17

      27:50 lmao 🤣🤣🤣💀
      she was like: 🙄🙄😤

    • @vianairmawati9524
      @vianairmawati9524 2 года назад +1

      @@dfuzesavetf2147 He*

    • @dfuzesavetf2147
      @dfuzesavetf2147 2 года назад +1

      @@vianairmawati9524 Не?

    • @buonopesci
      @buonopesci 2 года назад +1

      @@vianairmawati9524 they're talking about poppy

  • @Rhyleehummer
    @Rhyleehummer 9 месяцев назад +70

    Markiplier spent 10% of this game taking it seriously, and spent 90% of the time messing around and growing attached to objects😂😭

  • @lifeandeverythinginbetwn
    @lifeandeverythinginbetwn 2 года назад +2529

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Mark: She's going to eat my insides, sounds like a good time

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 года назад +34

      “Please direct all of your hate to me”

    • @kingpoto6628
      @kingpoto6628 2 года назад +14

      Look I dont think he means *literally* eating him if you know what im saying 😏

    • @SpookusMcDoofus
      @SpookusMcDoofus 2 года назад +6

      @ DON'T Ok

    • @xsthyr
      @xsthyr 2 года назад +3

      @@kingpoto6628 😳😏

  • @aoikuma2337
    @aoikuma2337 2 года назад +2726

    Mark: “IVE BEEN ON RUclips FOR OVER TEN YEARS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES-“
    Also mark: * proceeds to try to parkour into a vent for twenty minutes to solve a non-existent puzzle to which the solution was right in front of his face the whole time *

    • @raptros
      @raptros 2 года назад +15

      Should've worked though...

    • @arcaneum2783
      @arcaneum2783 2 года назад +29

      He had the right idea and nobody can convince me otherwise

    • @Clayton9510
      @Clayton9510 2 года назад +21

      MatPat tried to do the same exact thing.
      Edit: Wrong time, I meant at the beginning... he did not however try to play some 8D chess like Mark.

    • @IMJUSTPIXEL
      @IMJUSTPIXEL 2 года назад +8

      I watched the video live. It felt like 12 hours.

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 2 года назад +6

      And then proceeds to blame the game for not having subtitles.

  • @KNY_Ed1tz
    @KNY_Ed1tz 2 года назад +2323

    Hearing Markiplier laugh hysterically, muttering nonstop, and shouting about knowing what to do and not looking at the chat makes me wonder what Amy is living with.

    • @Gh0s7Dud3
      @Gh0s7Dud3 2 года назад +162

      She’s living with pure, constant entertainment

    • @eyeheartducks7970
      @eyeheartducks7970 2 года назад +64

      “ don’t tell amy”
      I know see why he says that

    • @cl0wn405
      @cl0wn405 2 года назад +7

      wdym by "what" 😭😭😭

    • @demonstone0
      @demonstone0 2 года назад +3

      Welcome to the world of streamers

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 2 года назад +16

      To be fair the amount of misinformation in stream chats is mind boggling

  • @CloudedHorizon
    @CloudedHorizon 10 месяцев назад +57

    Markiplier saying "Nap time" at the end is extremly hilarious now that chapter 3 is out XD

  • @pannatamaratakacs967
    @pannatamaratakacs967 2 года назад +1156

    At first I wondered why Marks playthrough of this was so much longer than Jacks, but it quickly became evident that he is just simply too big brain for such games

    • @benjaminwasserberg7027
      @benjaminwasserberg7027 2 года назад +20

      Why does this emanate "boov technology far to complicated for stupid human girl."

    • @bikchingyip2275
      @bikchingyip2275 2 года назад +20

      exactly 1 hour more lmfao

    • @sugmabalzz9019
      @sugmabalzz9019 2 года назад +4

      @@bikchingyip2275 i just noticed that too lmao

    • @celesteriley3320
      @celesteriley3320 2 года назад +1

      @@benjaminwasserberg7027 ikr

    • @mckennabernard4032
      @mckennabernard4032 2 года назад +3

      lmaoo i literally was thinking the same thing it was why i started watching jacks play through first bc it was shorter but then i started this one as well and understood immediately why

  • @Everythingbutcarp
    @Everythingbutcarp 2 года назад +1768

    Other gamers: terrified and run away when Mommy counts down
    Mark: literally stands in her face.

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 2 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @winter2716
      @winter2716 2 года назад +55

      Mark ain’t no coward! -That or he’s just a masochist-

    • @theroyale122
      @theroyale122 2 года назад +1

      Oh, I see

    • @Ichiyama22
      @Ichiyama22 2 года назад +5

      He wanted to know what she was gonna do

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 2 года назад +1

      What are you gonna do?

  • @tornikeantia8936
    @tornikeantia8936 2 года назад +838

    I like how Mark is messing around and doing everything besides actually making progress and somehow still beating the game in more than 2 hours

  • @Coincidence..
    @Coincidence.. 6 месяцев назад +32

    Markiplier complaining that mommy long legs isn’t “powerful enough” to talk the way she does…..
    He’s faithful to the true example of power, Lady Dimitrescu

  • @thesiffer298
    @thesiffer298 2 года назад +973

    Mark trying to make sense of the 10 minutes he spent solving a puzzle that didn't exist is hilarious.

  • @ichigofangirl101
    @ichigofangirl101 2 года назад +2450

    Mark: *Begs for hate*
    Also Mark: “I’m not a masochist, I just wanna see how much I can take”

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +10

      The intro kinda messed up

    • @Code_Ax0
      @Code_Ax0 2 года назад +50

      No this time he said it's "not BECAUSE" he's a masochist I think he's finally accepted he's a masochist.

    • @kingrobotnik6950
      @kingrobotnik6950 2 года назад +20

      It’s about power…

    • @yuritzenpresents3113
      @yuritzenpresents3113 2 года назад +17

      ​@@kingrobotnik6950 We stay hungry, we devour

    • @silentlion_zer0562
      @silentlion_zer0562 2 года назад +3

      Mark deserves no hate

  • @wellhello1575
    @wellhello1575 2 года назад +1302

    Puzzle games really need to put a room in them with something that looks like a puzzle but is not and has no result or outcome. if the player spends more than 15 minutes on it, they get an achievement simply called "Markiplier."

    • @pippoship
      @pippoship 2 года назад +36

      this would be perfect in a game with the concept of each level being a room with a locked door, and a puzzle to unlock it, then theres a room with a difficult puzzle with no outcome (like you said) but the door is unlocked the whole time, and you only figure that out when you try using the door

    • @icedmilkk7147
      @icedmilkk7147 2 года назад +1

      would love to see this with smth like portal

    • @niatscreations4913
      @niatscreations4913 2 года назад +1

      @Joanna that cutout always says the same date

    • @eliasgonzalez5357
      @eliasgonzalez5357 2 года назад +1

      Mr. Oof then mark would probably solve it in like 5 seconds

    • @_thelyster
      @_thelyster 6 месяцев назад +1

      He'd solve the non existing and not get his own achievement: (

  • @Abby2269
    @Abby2269 6 месяцев назад +11

    42:35 it’s giving
    “that’ll be easy for you geminis”
    “how how did he know i was a gemini HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS A GEMINI I DID NOT PUT MY BIRTHDAY IN”

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +637

    0:12
    Mark : "It's not because I'm a Masochist, I just wanna see how much I can take"
    Everyone : _"He Said It! He Said The Thing!!!"_

  • @ameliaa.4
    @ameliaa.4 2 года назад +1882

    Mark: "I'm not a Masochist."
    Also Him: "I want you to pour a fountain of hate on me"

    • @just_an_internet_explorer8038
      @just_an_internet_explorer8038 2 года назад +1

      @@makhtydh bruh what?

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +2

      I think he just didn't want ppl hating on the team that made the game

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 2 года назад +2

      a fountain of hate...
      AND IT WILL COME
      LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles 2 года назад +2

      @@adummyguy POURING DOWN ON ME

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 2 года назад +2

      @@Fuck_handles AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE

  • @liolatte
    @liolatte 2 года назад +1098

    37:45 i just can’t get over the fact that mark is dragging around a corpse… and calling it poochie

    • @frankieking3133
      @frankieking3133 2 года назад +32

      chica: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!

    • @johnnyboy5916
      @johnnyboy5916 2 года назад +19

      IT IS A CORPSE??? I THOUGHT IT WAS A TOY

    • @liolatte
      @liolatte 2 года назад +25

      @@johnnyboy5916 the toys are all covered in blood and eyeless so i’m assuming they were alive at some point and are now dead 💀

    • @vinndiggs100
      @vinndiggs100 2 года назад +3

      @@johnnyboy5916 strangely enough so did I...for...some reason

    • @TheSpartanODST844
      @TheSpartanODST844 2 года назад +2

      We gotta save the poochie

  • @ThePhantomM1X
    @ThePhantomM1X 9 месяцев назад +29

    “You think it’s gonna get a reaction out of me” *MOST INTENSE RANT*

  • @chair_dib
    @chair_dib 2 года назад +1472

    Marks whole play through of this game is literally just summed up as “ALRIGHT FINE”

    • @catacrysm04
      @catacrysm04 2 года назад +15

      @ DON'T you should get a father now

    • @infrakazos
      @infrakazos 2 года назад +16

      @@catacrysm04 dont ask for the impossible dude

    • @sage_4137
      @sage_4137 2 года назад +3

      @@infrakazos 💀

    • @vvk_yup.9255
      @vvk_yup.9255 2 года назад +2

      @@infrakazos Ooof

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 2 года назад +3331

    I love how for almost 30 minutes in, Mark just tries to kill Poppy and tries to find the single entrance she's next to.
    No other gameplay is gonna have amazing content like this. XD

    • @flamingduck2792
      @flamingduck2792 2 года назад +6

      Over 200 likes but no comments

    • @Kaslidaughterofchaos
      @Kaslidaughterofchaos 2 года назад +7

      Enjoy all of the likes coming your way

    • @esistdonnichtdom
      @esistdonnichtdom 2 года назад +29

      I have to admit I wasn't expect Mark trolling the chat for 20+ minutes in what's essentially the first room, but it slayed me the whole time.

    • @tgame43
      @tgame43 2 года назад +4

      Don’t forget we’re meant to direct hate towards him!
      Obviously I’m joking.

    • @Nyctonaut
      @Nyctonaut 2 года назад +4

      Hey Riseo!! My daughter (she's 3) and I watch you're videos all the time!! We especially love your SCP videos. My little girl is obsessed with 999.

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 Год назад +3788

    If I had a dollar for every time Mark said “it’s not because I’m a masochist” I’d be able to play off my student loans 💀

    • @amuwasnottaken
      @amuwasnottaken Год назад +17

      Lmao

    • @peitalee5182
      @peitalee5182 Год назад +50

      As soon as I read this I heard “it’s not because I’m a masochist” 💀

    • @danielbiggins1553
      @danielbiggins1553 10 месяцев назад +26

      Really fighting the urge to count them and accuse you of having the worlds smallest student loans.

    • @OGrupxe
      @OGrupxe 10 месяцев назад +13

      It's my favourite running gag of Mark's, intentional or not.

    • @GrieVR
      @GrieVR 10 месяцев назад +6

      Ha!

  • @AJSTRONG3097
    @AJSTRONG3097 10 месяцев назад +27

    Markiplier’s reaction with the pipe and with Jacksepticeye in this video is just priceless and hilarious at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trapmaster1557
    @trapmaster1557 2 года назад +1853

    Dev team: Let’s make the game less buggy and make sure people can see things clearly
    Markiplier: Let’s brake the game in every way, play it wrong, and look in random spots thinking he’s is big brain.