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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Borat is in America talking to the good folks about there mighty fine dogs.
    Enjoy the legend that is ... BORAT.

Комментарии • 635

  • @jamesquinn5281
    @jamesquinn5281 Год назад +359

    I'm high af. I can't stop laughing, laying down, just ate a bowl of cheerios, feel like I'm going to puke, very full. I think I'm going to die.

    • @user-mz6xs8xu6q
      @user-mz6xs8xu6q 11 месяцев назад +7

      Nice

    • @GordonHaag
      @GordonHaag 11 месяцев назад

      Are you a horse or a man?

    • @MostHighEmperorPalpatine
      @MostHighEmperorPalpatine 11 месяцев назад +6

      Bro... I smoke and watch Da Ali G Show ❤

    • @Al00f
      @Al00f 10 месяцев назад +4

      VERY NIICE

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 10 месяцев назад +6

      I can tell you're lying by one small thing, you said you're full but there's no such feeling when you're stoned xd

  • @calde607
    @calde607 4 года назад +2542

    in kazakhstan we say watching a video out of sync is like watching a woman drive a car

    • @anus.1473
      @anus.1473 3 года назад +150

      Thats Offensive
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      Women should not be driving a car

    • @nichhodge8503
      @nichhodge8503 3 года назад +47

      Very good comment. It did annoy me watching it out of sync

    • @Alpha-move
      @Alpha-move 3 года назад +3

      Mhmm i like this

    • @Catholicophobia
      @Catholicophobia 3 года назад +7

      Or letting a monkey fly a plane

    • @rhassan3212
      @rhassan3212 3 года назад +13

      Not drive, just park may be. Drive would be like a monkey flying a plane.

  • @connorlucas5035
    @connorlucas5035 4 года назад +624

    The horse to man bit is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen

    • @Spacedawg879
      @Spacedawg879 2 года назад +26

      It took a while, but now I know that a horse is like a man. Chinqui Borat

    • @schwinnbike18
      @schwinnbike18 2 года назад +9

      I had to wipe away tears while watching that. 🤣

    • @ohmainzte
      @ohmainzte 2 года назад +25

      @@schwinnbike18 if a horse wipe away tears, you know tears? It's like a man wipe away tears.

    • @adolflenin4973
      @adolflenin4973 2 года назад +1

      @@ohmainzte How to spell your name?

    • @milademjayy
      @milademjayy Год назад +13

      She’s so patient with him

  • @anus.1473
    @anus.1473 3 года назад +576

    Legend says he's still telling stories about horse and man

    • @Shablulsky
      @Shablulsky 3 года назад +4

      Ah ha

    • @gopiyadavgs681
      @gopiyadavgs681 2 года назад +1

      This was so funny

    • @yukm0uth
      @yukm0uth Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @walkera170
      @walkera170 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol 3 месяца назад +1

      If a horse post youtube comment, its like man post youtube comment

  • @andrewwowk9385
    @andrewwowk9385 4 года назад +1273

    Second guy was practicing social distancing well before Corona.

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 4 года назад +8

      Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible

    • @arlind530d
      @arlind530d 4 года назад +13

      Another stupid covid joke

    • @easylifewithsyed9439
      @easylifewithsyed9439 4 года назад +3

      Corona the pic of borat’s wife

    • @CookingWithClaus
      @CookingWithClaus 4 года назад +6

      Nothing wrong with trying to avoid contact with a strange man that's already kissed you twice.

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 4 года назад +12

      They say if horse make Covid joke is like if a man make Covid joke

  • @fatbenny2264
    @fatbenny2264 6 лет назад +1469

    I lost it when he showed the old guy his wife’s nudes

    • @DeepHouseification
      @DeepHouseification 4 года назад +20

      And the reply . That’s fun 😂😂😂

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 года назад +14

      What did you lose exactly When I lose things I always just retrace my steps.

    • @easyHoax
      @easyHoax 4 года назад +24

      And they were Polaroids too

    • @jotcw81
      @jotcw81 4 года назад +12

      He shows them to a elder couple at a baseball (I think) game, their reaction is also hilarious 😂

    • @DAVINOENTERPRISES
      @DAVINOENTERPRISES 3 года назад

      ditto

  • @edwardfortae2350
    @edwardfortae2350 5 лет назад +153

    That poor woman if a horse is like..... so patient.

    • @ashleelmb
      @ashleelmb 3 года назад +7

      My ex girlfriend was exactly the same...she'd literally wait there all day so's not to upset the person still talking. 😂

    • @KazmirRunik
      @KazmirRunik 3 года назад +5

      She went from accepting to uncomfortable to amused by the end.

  • @aaronwoodard1749
    @aaronwoodard1749 6 лет назад +732

    When he showed the old man the pictures of his wife bahahahaha!

  • @cellblocknine5385
    @cellblocknine5385 6 лет назад +103

    Hahaha “your dog is a loser”.

    • @ownSystem
      @ownSystem 4 года назад +3

      Was awesome. Love Borat. When he comes out with a movie he's going to make some cash.

  • @bollydien2407
    @bollydien2407 5 лет назад +273

    Borat: Why you laugh
    Lady: Im just a happy girl
    Borat: She is dead
    Lady: Oh..thats not good

  • @dennysmith4396
    @dennysmith4396 6 лет назад +462

    "If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ...
    "Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!"
    patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...

    • @MrPink12345
      @MrPink12345 4 года назад +19

      It's between her and Dean McCool, cheese saleseman

    • @TheLazarusOperation
      @TheLazarusOperation 4 года назад +4

      Borat is a Jojo reference

    • @jeffmorrissey9562
      @jeffmorrissey9562 4 года назад +2

      That part was horrible to watch, not even funny.

    • @TLiu-1b
      @TLiu-1b 4 года назад +3

      @@MrPink12345 i would have to go with the cheese dude

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 4 года назад +1

      @@jeffmorrissey9562 It was very funny dude hahaha just hear his pronounciation

  • @orvine83
    @orvine83 3 года назад +144

    When he showed his wife's picture it really had me laughing hard

    • @I_Kan
      @I_Kan Год назад +3

      Looooooool 😂😂😂

  • @dominickmicale5413
    @dominickmicale5413 5 лет назад +119

    The last two minutes are going to give me a stroke

  • @0786RICARDO
    @0786RICARDO 5 лет назад +352

    Its painful to watch, it's like horse feels painful to watch... lol

    • @DavidSiciliano2100
      @DavidSiciliano2100 4 года назад +37

      If it feels painful for a horse to watch, it's like man feels painful to watch.

    • @xino_z
      @xino_z 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @সূর্য-চ৫জ
    @সূর্য-চ৫জ 6 лет назад +119

    Borat became the 2nd biggest challenge for America after WW2

  • @KJ1234
    @KJ1234 3 года назад +37

    Borat's wife's pictures XD I love the order of the photos and how the guy reacted. Too funny!

  • @niamhoconnor8986
    @niamhoconnor8986 5 лет назад +228

    We say if a horse is writing a RUclips-comments, it's like if a man is writing RUclips-comment.

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 5 лет назад +15

      ​@schindler91589 We say if a horse likes a RUclips reply-comment, it's like if a man likes a RUclips reply-comment.

    • @chewy2804
      @chewy2804 5 лет назад +10

      We say here in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 if a horse 🐎 collect spermatozoa, it’s like a man collect spermatozoa, but this man he wear a blue hat 🧢

    • @1379andre
      @1379andre 3 года назад +1

      Finally a woman with a sense of humor! Well played amiga well played👏🏼

    • @idrislamkadem6460
      @idrislamkadem6460 3 года назад

      Hhhhhhhhh

    • @Alpha-move
      @Alpha-move 3 года назад

      Garbage comment

  • @frontallobotomy3481
    @frontallobotomy3481 6 лет назад +446

    I swear this was filmed in 1987

    • @dernvader6876
      @dernvader6876 5 лет назад +33

      Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...

    • @davejames1452
      @davejames1452 5 лет назад +29

      its suposed to look like it.

    • @chewy2804
      @chewy2804 5 лет назад +3

      Dern Vader good point

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 5 лет назад +4

      Frontal Lobotomy just remind yourself the dog show world is easily two decades behind 🙏🏻

    • @mr.k9262
      @mr.k9262 5 лет назад

      Damn take a hike

  • @liampalmer8729
    @liampalmer8729 3 года назад +26

    She had the patience of a saint

  • @ulugbekisakov1484
    @ulugbekisakov1484 3 года назад +23

    "If a horse is X, it is like if a man is X"

  • @jessereynolds3173
    @jessereynolds3173 6 лет назад +144

    We say in a Kazakhstan if Horse walk on grass it's like men walk on grass lol

  • @TheChosenOne_____22_28
    @TheChosenOne_____22_28 4 года назад +50

    The hand signs he makes to describe sex gets me everytime
    Sexy time...

  • @Vaibhav_Kumar_2003
    @Vaibhav_Kumar_2003 3 года назад +23

    I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not
    but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19
    The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me"
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    The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog

  • @AmrTheUndertaker
    @AmrTheUndertaker 3 года назад +16

    If i were her, I'd tell him "wow such wisdom i need to write it down please repeat it all over again"

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 года назад +55

    How many time have you been doing doggie style..?
    15 years...
    WOW 🤯🤯🙌👏👏👌👌

  • @SLR-hn5yy
    @SLR-hn5yy 4 года назад +36

    As I was wiping the tears of laughter from my face I was laughing so hysterically hard that I almost fainted

  • @Ajwooning
    @Ajwooning 6 лет назад +81

    omg, man = horse got it!

    • @lakeshowg3536
      @lakeshowg3536 6 лет назад +3

      @Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez lmao

    • @chewy2804
      @chewy2804 5 лет назад +2

      Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez LOL 😆

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 года назад +1

      In Kazakhstan.

    • @dretheman123
      @dretheman123 4 года назад +1

      I don’t understand. Another analogy needed

  • @Ribr1717
    @Ribr1717 3 года назад +8

    Borat is Barons best character

  • @mrtambourineman6107
    @mrtambourineman6107 4 года назад +86

    Hands up if you're watching this during Coronavirus 2020?

    • @derpfriend1419
      @derpfriend1419 4 года назад +2

      My hands are up. Can't press like

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 4 года назад

      @@derpfriend1419 I wrote with my feet

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 4 года назад

      Fuck off

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 2 года назад +7

    "It can, it has." Such an underrated response

  • @krallepinger9478
    @krallepinger9478 6 лет назад +57

    0:55
    wow! "it can, it has!" hahahaah

    • @tyc9962
      @tyc9962 5 лет назад +2

      Fucking weirdos in the world

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 4 года назад +4

      didn't bat an eyelid

  • @RobBonavoglia
    @RobBonavoglia 3 года назад +5

    AND WE SAY IF HORSE IS MAD, IS LIKE MAN IS MAD.

  • @dixienormus4230
    @dixienormus4230 3 года назад +7

    Borat is the only thing helping me through quarantine

  • @RosinDaddy5280
    @RosinDaddy5280 Год назад +2

    It can it has

  • @TS50ER
    @TS50ER 6 лет назад +430

    That Kazakh film technology is garbage, it is so out of synch.

    • @colehanna4063
      @colehanna4063 4 года назад +8

      That’s the biggest joke of the movie 😂

    • @fegarus2768
      @fegarus2768 4 года назад +5

      Its not bcs of film......

    • @ChrisM-bn5vr
      @ChrisM-bn5vr 4 года назад +4

      cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on RUclips are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?

    • @pimpbehindthewheel3207
      @pimpbehindthewheel3207 4 года назад

      @@fegarus2768
      Hahahahahah really?!?!?!?

    • @SPNKr16
      @SPNKr16 3 года назад +1

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr SBC has been doing Borat since the mid to late 90s. He went to the USA at least twice before he went for the first film which nobody had any idea what it was about because there was no internet in most homes, hell..maybe because no RUclips instead. He shouldn't have done the second movie but I suppose he couldn't help himself. The stupid idiots ate it up and declared it "amazing" when on the contrary it is what it is, stupid entertainment for stupid idiots. The TV shows SBC used to be on when doing Borat were way funnier than even the first film.

  • @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493
    @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493 4 года назад +13

    If a horse makes an analogy of being like a man, it is like if a man makes an analogy of being like a horse.

  • @Anthony-qu7qd
    @Anthony-qu7qd 3 года назад +11

    back when borat was funny

  • @sidorandrei2324
    @sidorandrei2324 7 месяцев назад +1

    Very nice, Borat likes lady in red. God handler and travel asistent! That's the way rich people live, so that's nice!

  • @davidtsw
    @davidtsw 3 года назад +11

    Damn she showed him a lot of patience at the end

  • @ThePhysicalReaction
    @ThePhysicalReaction 2 года назад +4

    borat such a smooth operator

  • @philipegan1806
    @philipegan1806 2 года назад +7

    Skylar is very patient hahaha

  • @likhochokri6849
    @likhochokri6849 3 года назад +6

    "now your dog is a loser..do you get upset?" Buahaha 😂

  • @crobeth4320
    @crobeth4320 4 года назад +11

    this guy is from many countries
    he looks like an arab
    he has a russian accent
    and he speaks english

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 5 лет назад +32

    Skyler Riley has entered dissociative fugue state to endure this.

    • @JanBabiuchHall
      @JanBabiuchHall 5 лет назад

      Thank you, your comment made me lose my shit

    • @dmack47yo
      @dmack47yo 4 года назад

      Schuyler Riley

  • @cenobitecyborgkratch9669
    @cenobitecyborgkratch9669 4 года назад +5

    The dog training lady is cool af.

  • @mactroz
    @mactroz 4 года назад +3

    If a horse disliked the video is like a man disliked the video.

  • @frezara.k8706
    @frezara.k8706 4 года назад +8

    "how many years you've been doing doggy style"
    "15 years"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StanTheMan-us3tp
    @StanTheMan-us3tp 3 года назад +3

    Geeees , if a horse is.....is like a man is....

  • @trueflip25
    @trueflip25 3 года назад +8

    Omg I laughed so hard at this video. The look on their faces is priceless.

  • @kyore789
    @kyore789 6 лет назад +74

    I need Borat and Eric Andre collab.

  • @elfritts9895
    @elfritts9895 Год назад +6

    Those Polaroid's made me actually laugh out loud

  • @douglassgreaux3592
    @douglassgreaux3592 Месяц назад

    “That’s fun. She’s . . . uninhibited.”

  • @noelsplectrum9
    @noelsplectrum9 4 года назад +4

    He’s a fuckin genius

  • @natep0611
    @natep0611 5 лет назад +8

    GENIUS!! LOVE SACHA!

  • @luishernandez5732
    @luishernandez5732 Год назад +1

    "If a horse is..."
    "uhumm"

  • @ZenZill
    @ZenZill 6 месяцев назад

    This, the Row Club, and Cambridge by Borat are some of the funniest videos that exist on Earth.

  • @euphoria728
    @euphoria728 4 года назад +8

    "She's uninhibited"

  • @LePageChannel
    @LePageChannel 4 года назад +2

    Those 2 girls rarely get hit on.
    They want some BORAT!

  • @eddieberriman8790
    @eddieberriman8790 5 лет назад +8

    Absolute comic genius...

  • @ljlove8550
    @ljlove8550 3 года назад +4

    Kinda disappointed the video wasn’t just Borat asking every dog owner “what type of dog is this?”

  • @angelanova9732
    @angelanova9732 Год назад +1

    I love how the music sounds A LOT LIKE POPULAR GREEK MUSIC WAY BACK IN THE 80s/90s! 😂

  • @chasemoylan3769
    @chasemoylan3769 3 года назад +1

    You can tell how much he has changed borat over the years

  • @SpiderKtmRider
    @SpiderKtmRider 4 года назад +32

    He looks so much like Freddie Mercury

    • @Hirohito_iLoveYou
      @Hirohito_iLoveYou 4 года назад +3

      Milo870 he should’ve played him in the movie

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Год назад +1

      In Kazakhstan, we say, "If a horse looks so much like Freddy Mercury, it's like a man looks so much like Freddy Mercury."

  • @samuelanolin8227
    @samuelanolin8227 2 года назад +1

    Borat: How many years have you been doing Doggy style😂😂😂

  • @deltahomicide9300
    @deltahomicide9300 2 года назад +1

    Obviously it’s more funny when the ppl get upset and angry but I think a lot of Borat fans mistakenly think that’s how all Americans are. Many in fact are very respectful and welcoming

  • @ben4638
    @ben4638 6 лет назад +37

    did he just say some of those dogs have been interfered with

  • @anda6963
    @anda6963 3 года назад +4

    I stayed til the end, but couldn't help but feel so curious at how he dragged on n change his pace n rhythm.. Therefore keeping it all so surprisingly tolerable.

  • @adnanhajdarpasic5019
    @adnanhajdarpasic5019 7 лет назад +45

    Borat Legend

  • @margitouma6172
    @margitouma6172 5 лет назад +19

    He went on about horses for ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😋😂

    • @timookello3822
      @timookello3822 5 лет назад +1

      Ouma...what part of East Africa are you from?

    • @phreak761
      @phreak761 4 года назад +2

      @@timookello3822 The eastern part.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Год назад

      I can't decide if these people are actors or just too polite to tell him to fuck off 😊

  • @theosr93
    @theosr93 3 года назад +3

    That jockey is so patient

  • @ownSystem
    @ownSystem 10 месяцев назад +1

    Riley horserider is one of the best listeners of our time lol 😂 shes badas& 😂

  • @taylorferreira1708
    @taylorferreira1708 Год назад +2

    Why did she stand there for so long and allow him to talk about horses being like men 🥲

  • @richardwegner4153
    @richardwegner4153 3 года назад +1

    I hope the first thing what ,,Aliens'' see on the Earth is Borat.

    • @Danheim641
      @Danheim641 2 года назад +1

      They will sign a declaration that they will never come to earth ever ever again.

  • @vimalalwaysrocks
    @vimalalwaysrocks 4 года назад +3

    @7:30, she should have just said, 'Okay okay, I get it, whats the point?'.. she has patience

  • @felenti4956
    @felenti4956 11 месяцев назад +1

    genius

  • @houssemlalala7206
    @houssemlalala7206 3 года назад +3

    “How many years have u been doing doggy style ?”
    Deaaaad

  • @chrisl24
    @chrisl24 2 года назад +2

    Can you tell me more about horse and men please. I have not fully understood it. Even after so many years

  • @pascalwager4544
    @pascalwager4544 Год назад

    He seems to have mesmerized her or gotten her under a hypnotic hold.

  • @jesusislife9259
    @jesusislife9259 2 года назад +1

    He should've played Freddie Mercury, you CAN'T tell me that he wouldn't have been incredible!

  • @wuj3kdar0
    @wuj3kdar0 6 лет назад +5

    Dzienkuje

  • @unelectedbureaucrat2003
    @unelectedbureaucrat2003 3 года назад +1

    You have nice ears

  • @grimspy
    @grimspy 9 месяцев назад

    “Oh thats not good”
    “She is dead”

  • @maulepilot1294
    @maulepilot1294 3 года назад +3

    he so could have done a plough joke with the horses

  • @stevejohnson149
    @stevejohnson149 10 месяцев назад

    "And why do you like doggy style"...lmfao

  • @bobgarner44
    @bobgarner44 Год назад +1

    His first instinct was to NOT see Borat's wife. Should'a stuck with that

  • @xpto41
    @xpto41 6 лет назад +20

    this guy is amazing ahah

  • @subg8858
    @subg8858 5 лет назад +19

    So, we say is like a man. Do you understand?

  • @adolflenin4973
    @adolflenin4973 2 года назад +1

    ANOTHER GREAT BRITISH ACTOR

  • @lemat579
    @lemat579 Год назад

    1:45 eeehm... that could the first Assertive American in those Borat clips.... normally whatever he dose or say American's just hold on, or comply to him

  • @haleybunker1339
    @haleybunker1339 3 года назад +1

    Beautiful dogs!

  • @iqdaz
    @iqdaz 4 года назад +1

    If a horse .. if a man.. hahah that lady must have been just thinking wtf haha

  • @aleksi2627
    @aleksi2627 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hey I LOVE Borat. He's stuff is amazing. But it's not necessarily "funny" all the time to me. It's just so unbelievably shocking and awkward and embarrassing that my jaw keeps dropping to the floor no matter how much I watch

  • @buggyman286
    @buggyman286 11 месяцев назад +1

    “How many years have you been doing doggystyle” 😂😂

  • @gj60021
    @gj60021 Месяц назад

    Old head said, Uninhibited🤣🤣

  • @yogib668
    @yogib668 6 лет назад +11

    Dear Borat,
    I cordially invite you to my country. India. 😃😃

    • @isaacberger6721
      @isaacberger6721 4 года назад +2

      Nobody would be surprised when he shits in a bag

  • @Ed-qj1zq
    @Ed-qj1zq 3 года назад +1

    The interview at 6:54 was the most awkward interview I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @GigaBit-i2j
    @GigaBit-i2j Год назад

    08:00 I jumped forward the video. The poor lady couldn't do that😂😂😂

  • @CCDProductions
    @CCDProductions 3 года назад +2

    I nearly died of laughter at 6:53 to the end hahahahah omg

  • @TodaySatan
    @TodaySatan 2 года назад

    Inn a my country, the womans put the eggs in her crumb to keep safe until a breafkast tiiime

  • @ostberg71
    @ostberg71 10 месяцев назад

    Great sound synk😃