Borat visits Amsterdam

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @JordiPowerrrr
    @JordiPowerrrr  6 лет назад +1387

    Update 10-2018: Jagsjemasj! I added English subtitles for the few parts in the video that are spoken in Dutch. Enjoy!

    • @howdylowdyzowdyzoop
      @howdylowdyzowdyzoop 6 лет назад +19

      very nice

    • @trociu3914
      @trociu3914 5 лет назад +8

      @Samuel CHENG "Jak się masz?"

    • @billkillernic
      @billkillernic 4 года назад

      You should call the city "Amster DUMPS" though xD anyway you are brilliant as always :D

    • @doktorbundy7279
      @doktorbundy7279 4 года назад

      Thank you, now I understand everything.

    • @mateomurn7505
      @mateomurn7505 4 года назад +1

      Great success

  • @IsntTheInternetGreat
    @IsntTheInternetGreat 9 лет назад +6412

    As a Dutchman, I am very proud of our open sewer system too.

    • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
      @AlchemistOfNirnroot 9 лет назад +15

      +IsntTheInternetGreat I don't quite understand, what are the advantages over the conventional sewer system?

    • @Scandilady
      @Scandilady 9 лет назад +50

      +IsntTheInternetGreat I indeed works well, I have been on many canal cruises.

    • @darcystrutt5192
      @darcystrutt5192 7 лет назад +7

      Like all great ideas, you stole yours from the Romans. Except for your football... you guys are gods there

    • @nickmans2497
      @nickmans2497 7 лет назад +1

      IsntTheInternetGreat same

    • @lolligeikkelollig1151
      @lolligeikkelollig1151 6 лет назад +6

      prachtig dit is echt G E N I A A L

  • @babliboebski8512
    @babliboebski8512 3 года назад +849

    “Country of Amsterdam” how to get a Dutchman mad in 4 seconds

  • @Drewburn17
    @Drewburn17 13 лет назад +3141

    "The age of consent has been raised...to 11"

  • @Atlaspower78
    @Atlaspower78 3 года назад +343

    Sacha Baron Cohen is a brilliant comedian, I love how he roast everything in a 250 mile radius in two sentences

  • @azureclaw31
    @azureclaw31 4 года назад +1403

    so this came on my recommends after 13 years ..hmm okay😂

  • @sushanalone
    @sushanalone 9 лет назад +511

    I applaud the Dutch to have open air Toilets, where you can just squat down and let it go in the public sewers. very natural, you eat fish from the sea you let it go into the sea.

  • @Touhid
    @Touhid 14 лет назад +1290

    Very Nice! I Like...

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 года назад +809

    There is a small area in the city where the women aren't prostitutes... 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @InLovee
      @InLovee 3 года назад +3

      Oh boy you better check ali g farm

  • @Tsunamii_
    @Tsunamii_ 4 года назад +436

    Lmao why did the youtube algorythm recommend me this masterpiece after 13 years?😂

    • @dimsas26
      @dimsas26 4 года назад +13

      probably because there is going to be a new Borat movie

    • @projectkush1212
      @projectkush1212 4 года назад +2

      @@dimsas26 this

    • @jolanvanzutphen1491
      @jolanvanzutphen1491 4 года назад +2

      u should look at his other alter ego, ali g

    • @liammeech3702
      @liammeech3702 4 года назад +4

      Borat: Subsequent movie-film

    • @doid722
      @doid722 4 года назад +1

      @@jolanvanzutphen1491 or the dictator, Bruno, Nobby or others of his alter egos

  • @Franky881984
    @Franky881984 9 лет назад +1558

    country of amsterdam... lol

    • @JohnDoe-bm5lp
      @JohnDoe-bm5lp 7 лет назад +3

      london is my city

    • @dimi3978
      @dimi3978 7 лет назад +1

      lel Brussels is a country too, to some people

    • @jerracorner3774
      @jerracorner3774 4 года назад +2

      420 likes what a coincidence

    • @LMvdB02
      @LMvdB02 4 года назад

      @@jerracorner3774 ja kkziek

    • @jerracorner3774
      @jerracorner3774 4 года назад

      Lars Van Den Broek hahaha ook ineens 700 nu

  • @Ki55Meh4rse
    @Ki55Meh4rse 13 лет назад +163

    "I've-a had syphilis a fifteen times, high five!"
    Tears are pouring down my cheeks. Cohen really knows how to make someone laugh.

  • @N0MatterWh0
    @N0MatterWh0 12 лет назад +138

    Im Dutch and laughed during the whole vid xD
    Borat is one of the few people who can make stereotyping funny imo xD

    • @kishorkhatri7958
      @kishorkhatri7958 Год назад

      Ddd

    • @inigo9000
      @inigo9000 Год назад

      It’s not the Dutch he’s stereotyping

    • @baxoutthebox5682
      @baxoutthebox5682 Год назад

      @@inigo9000yes it is, his intent is to highlight Islamophobia within western cultures

    • @inigo9000
      @inigo9000 Год назад

      @@baxoutthebox5682 his intent doesn’t change the fact that he plays an over the top stereotype of a Kazakh for it. But beside that you’re still not correct since he’s intent is to show how he can make people agree with the things he says about women and jews that they wouldn’t normally do so in the open

    • @samteks125
      @samteks125 Год назад

      ​@@inigo9000"he is intent is to show"?!?

  • @leon00778
    @leon00778 4 года назад +62

    "...my 11 year old son Bilak, who is traveling to Amsterdam by foot from Kazakhstan, with his wife and his two children" 😂

  • @coolporyg0n
    @coolporyg0n 4 года назад +61

    i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

    • @ChereraTaguato
      @ChereraTaguato 4 года назад +4

      might be the other way around guy, seeing as the film is produced before the ads

    • @crilillo1431
      @crilillo1431 4 года назад

      @@ChereraTaguato hes talking about borat 2

    • @alexsoto9285
      @alexsoto9285 4 года назад +5

      It’s not just in this sketch though, if you see his other interviews In 2006 and his uk and usa series he uses some of those jokes regularly

    • @yeezmanualbottime8213
      @yeezmanualbottime8213 4 года назад

      i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

  • @nutbagticles
    @nutbagticles 14 лет назад +175

    "And the age of consent where you can make eh sexy time have been raised to eleven years old".

  • @Thechangerofways
    @Thechangerofways 13 лет назад +112

    "you must come stay my house, eat my food and use my sister" XD

  • @11bergman
    @11bergman 14 лет назад +33

    cohen is by far the most legendary comedian ive ever seen. everything borat says in this is a crackup

  • @VBESIEN
    @VBESIEN 4 года назад +1607

    Ah, the good old times when people weren't offended by literally everything.

    • @v3xt0n
      @v3xt0n 4 года назад +23

      Borat2 is coming out

    • @babyragegekyume4132
      @babyragegekyume4132 4 года назад +26

      Very much so Borat 2 trailer has 60k likes and ~11k dislikes we live in society

    • @ihaab4225
      @ihaab4225 4 года назад +83

      You can no longer be racist, homophobic, and sexist publicly... how sad.

    • @mythsqueuemusic
      @mythsqueuemusic 4 года назад +44

      @@ihaab4225 yeah were having to constantly be walking on egg shells because everyones a pussy anymore who takes themselves too seriously

    • @andrepduarte
      @andrepduarte 4 года назад +18

      Oh wait, they still aren't, since another borat is coming in 2020...

  • @TenouHaruka0
    @TenouHaruka0 14 лет назад +24

    Man just seeing the buildings in the background gets me nostalgic. Such a fun place!!!!!!

  • @nqh4393
    @nqh4393 4 года назад +219

    Having learned German, I can understand 95% of the Dutch subtitles but less than 5% of the spoken parts.

    • @Dd-fr6vc
      @Dd-fr6vc 4 года назад +1

      Where are you from?

    • @geheimeperson2102
      @geheimeperson2102 4 года назад +5

      @@Dd-fr6vc Aserbaidschan

    • @thomrigter521
      @thomrigter521 4 года назад +35

      As a Dutchman I can understand like 80% of German subtitles, but only 1% of spoken parts

    • @Quidney
      @Quidney 3 года назад

      @@thomrigter521 Ik ook

    • @blub4108
      @blub4108 3 года назад

      I as a german have to agree

  • @JuliusBatali
    @JuliusBatali 4 года назад +39

    RUclips recommeded me a 14 year old video but that's not the point. How does this man Borat still look the same age today?

    • @boratsagdijev8844
      @boratsagdijev8844 4 года назад +8

      Because he eats the cheese from his wife's tits, there must be a lot of protein in it. And i think that also sexy time make him look like the same age 😂

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 15 лет назад +83

    i love how nobody got pissed of as he was able to do in every other country, love dutch ppl

    • @jonasjaagur9635
      @jonasjaagur9635 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, it was fun seeing him in Amsterdam.

    • @NoRockinMansLand
      @NoRockinMansLand Год назад +3

      Dutch people are not confrontational but not any less mean, trust me boy

    • @Dutchyman
      @Dutchyman Год назад +5

      ​@@NoRockinMansLandFacts. We are great at pretending we are nice and accepting. Till we turn our backs on you.

  • @dan32113
    @dan32113 14 лет назад +74

    Freddie Mercury is a ladies man, how do i know? Borat told me. high five!

  • @kif868
    @kif868 15 лет назад +300

    "I've had syphilis 15 times, HIGH FIVE!" ROTFLMFAOOOO!!

    • @fish3439
      @fish3439 4 года назад +19

      hello 11 year old comment

    • @kif868
      @kif868 4 года назад +15

      @@fish3439 hello 1 week comment

    • @drkjelle4795
      @drkjelle4795 4 года назад +11

      @@kif868 damn na 11 jaar je paswoord niet vergeten

    • @julianont1506
      @julianont1506 4 года назад +3

      kif868 how old are You now?

    • @Jezzaaa
      @Jezzaaa 4 года назад +3

      kif868 you’re such a madlad for still being on RUclips!

  • @iordev9
    @iordev9 3 года назад +3

    Ja wat een toppe tentoonstelling zeg. Echt heel fijn gemaakt, en het doet mijn huid sprankelen van genot en ware passie voor Bestaan. Dankt de Borat. Gaat met God.
    Adonai.
    Groeten uit Syrie

  • @Goedgoed25
    @Goedgoed25 6 лет назад +26

    I love how he makes getting through doors difficult AF.

  • @TheWisDude
    @TheWisDude 10 лет назад +326

    Frederick Mercury XD

    • @steaua96valentyn
      @steaua96valentyn 9 лет назад +20

      TheWisDude Borat kinda looks like Freddy

    • @TijmensAviation
      @TijmensAviation 5 лет назад

      Valentin T what i wanted to say

    • @colinqualm6422
      @colinqualm6422 4 года назад +10

      @@steaua96valentyn actually he was gonna play freddie mercury himself in the bohemian rhapsody movie.

    • @mythsqueuemusic
      @mythsqueuemusic 4 года назад +1

      That actually was his name on his passport

    • @rockguru14
      @rockguru14 4 года назад

      He is a ladies man!!

  • @EvanMarz
    @EvanMarz 13 лет назад +25

    This guy is a comedic genius.

  • @petertimowreef9085
    @petertimowreef9085 Год назад +2

    17 years, that's my record for oldest video in my recommended list. Feels weird, youtube still feels like a new development in society while 17 years is more than half my life. Here's to the first generation that grew up with the internet.

  • @siebevalster935
    @siebevalster935 3 года назад +17

    This is so funny to watch as a dutchman 😂😂

  • @cdoggo3352
    @cdoggo3352 4 года назад +71

    14 years later, he still got it

  • @MrOboema
    @MrOboema 15 лет назад +22

    "Especially the system of open sewers" Hilarisch die gast xD

  • @Gorboror
    @Gorboror 12 лет назад +121

    Please, everybody take some time to mourn those who had fallen at the astanazoo massacre.

    • @symphony22
      @symphony22 4 года назад +15

      10 minutes of silence

    • @Essa5225
      @Essa5225 4 года назад +9

      @@symphony22 *cough cough*

    • @Alpacaclypse
      @Alpacaclypse 4 года назад +3

      Can we talk yet?

    • @El_ACG
      @El_ACG 4 года назад +3

      Wait 10 more seconds please

    • @Alpacaclypse
      @Alpacaclypse 4 года назад +2

      Sorry

  • @icecoldcousin3617
    @icecoldcousin3617 4 года назад +18

    He would play an amazing Luigi.

  • @chilidrummer8333
    @chilidrummer8333 2 года назад +1

    It’s May 2022 and I got this recommended. Very nice, high five!

  • @pitecusH
    @pitecusH 12 лет назад +36

    "he's a ladies man!"

  • @kiwi.kiwi.
    @kiwi.kiwi. 3 года назад +8

    This man came here the year I was born in the country
    Ik voel me zo trots

  • @dariuszrysak1133
    @dariuszrysak1133 4 года назад +28

    the first sentence from Borat "jak sie masz" is polish language. means "how are You?"

    • @KuzkayDev
      @KuzkayDev 4 года назад +2

      It's Kazakh, both Kazakh and Polish are derived from the slavic branch, therefore some words are similar. He wasn't speaking Polish

    • @Orgikan
      @Orgikan 4 года назад +7

      @@KuzkayDev Kazakh is a Turkic language, not related at all to Slavic or Indo-European.

    • @KuzkayDev
      @KuzkayDev 4 года назад +2

      @@Orgikan Hmm, but plenty of Borats words are slavic for sure, is Borat speaking Russian perhaps? That's the 2nd official language of Kazakhstan

    • @Orgikan
      @Orgikan 4 года назад +4

      @@KuzkayDev He’s not a real Kazakh, you know ;)

    • @sygmermartins6082
      @sygmermartins6082 4 года назад +2

      @@KuzkayDev hebrew

  • @tvb603
    @tvb603 4 года назад +5

    Vids older than 7 years are automatically a legend

  • @ThefamousMrcroissant
    @ThefamousMrcroissant 10 лет назад +870

    Shame he made literally all these jokes before

    • @KolateralXC
      @KolateralXC 9 лет назад +2

      ***** yup

    • @KolateralXC
      @KolateralXC 9 лет назад +1

      ***** yup

    • @LegionarioPersa
      @LegionarioPersa 7 лет назад +50

      perhaps make its better becouse its mocking on some limitated third world country culture XD

    • @Samibellasfar
      @Samibellasfar 7 лет назад +85

      I believe the joke about red light is a new one

    • @jonathan1391544
      @jonathan1391544 7 лет назад +48

      Very good the sewer and red light one were new

  • @lauravandervelden975
    @lauravandervelden975 10 лет назад +29

    Hahaha nice to be here in your country Amsterdam XD

  • @iflick7235
    @iflick7235 14 лет назад +28

    He said he visited the "Dampkring", my favorite coffeeshop in Amsterdam!

  • @TheAardapple
    @TheAardapple Год назад +2

    3:45 The background noises lmao

  • @Chiliplease
    @Chiliplease 14 лет назад +3

    best borat episode. i remember seeing it for the first time in the early-mid 2000's

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa Год назад +2

    I am watching it after 17 years it was posted, still cry laughing

  • @JoshMoney
    @JoshMoney 4 года назад +13

    “Eat my food and use my sister” 💀💀🤣😂

  • @arjonnevanderlaan9189
    @arjonnevanderlaan9189 4 года назад

    Toch leuk om dit op een zaterdagochtend te zien in 2021

  • @yomomma123ishere
    @yomomma123ishere 15 лет назад +23

    "Use my sister."

  • @makilija5240
    @makilija5240 3 года назад +11

    Niemand:
    RUclips: Laten we een video van 14 jaar geleden aanraden 🤩

  • @sucramnormark
    @sucramnormark 15 лет назад +11

    The term 'sexy time' always makes me crack up.

  • @LincolnVincent
    @LincolnVincent 4 года назад

    Als een man van humor waardeer ik dit enorm.

  • @lichtest
    @lichtest 3 года назад +2

    i was 2 years old when this man visited where i live now

  • @Jathann
    @Jathann 4 года назад +19

    They always think The Netherlands is only Amsterdam😂

  • @kwasso4ek
    @kwasso4ek Год назад +1

    I'm impressed that they didn't make a voiceover like they would do here in Russia. They just left captions instead. That says a lot about the knowledge of English there

  • @leetmobile
    @leetmobile 14 лет назад +12

    I've had the syphilis 15 times, high-five!

  • @accordiontv1
    @accordiontv1 6 лет назад

    The makers of this videos have amazing high definitions. Very nice

  • @CanonGames
    @CanonGames 3 года назад +4

    I hope they reform the law and re-force women to not sit inside of bus.

  • @dafyduck79
    @dafyduck79 Год назад

    that sound in the last second from studio :)))
    you simply know, there is a dutch in the room, when you hear that

  • @ch1aka2
    @ch1aka2 15 лет назад +4

    I love Amsterdam. Can't wait to go back!

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад +2

      It's been eleven years, did you go back?

  • @ALEXANDER31988
    @ALEXANDER31988 11 лет назад +2

    He should also visit the Binnenhof in The Hague! A must place for tourists and alike...

  • @Ginzaz
    @Ginzaz 16 лет назад +6

    I was in amsterdam yesterday, I WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!!!

  • @wesleyjanse6600
    @wesleyjanse6600 4 года назад +2

    Good old days, als zoiets als dit nu op tv zoui komen breekt de pleuris uit.

  • @patricklinschoten7796
    @patricklinschoten7796 4 года назад +4

    2020, still amazing!!

  • @Solin.28
    @Solin.28 13 лет назад +14

    "and use my sister" EPIC!!

  • @BEATNIKCASS
    @BEATNIKCASS 17 лет назад +5

    great concept. love it. genius of comedy.

  • @Horaciow14
    @Horaciow14 13 лет назад +19

    I love his hand gesture of "Sexy Time" XD

  • @flymajj
    @flymajj 15 лет назад +4

    I just saw this sketch for the first time - that line had me in stitches!

  • @khold7560
    @khold7560 4 года назад +3

    This character is a legend 👏👏👏👏😱😱😱😲😲😲🎩🎩🎩🎩

  • @cowboyhank456
    @cowboyhank456 4 года назад +8

    So wait, this was uploaded before the move was released, did people know this was just a load of bullshit or was he taken seriously?

  • @GwnHABIT
    @GwnHABIT 4 года назад +2

    The man looks like luigi didn't have a good day. And then decided to yeet himself to amsterdam to get high on shrooms.

  • @iBaraban
    @iBaraban 11 лет назад +288

    Borat has never been to Kazakhstan.

    • @ProfessionalBob
      @ProfessionalBob 11 лет назад +76

      I think he has been there during some sort of national event but his main aim was to troll them.

    • @iBaraban
      @iBaraban 11 лет назад +4

      fluffymole0913 he always been that way. but in the past he used to do it the better and much more interesting way.

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 8 лет назад +25

      +Stepan Balalaikin He is a kazahkstanian citizen.

    • @pomerodia1806
      @pomerodia1806 8 лет назад

      Stepan Balalaikin true!!

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 7 лет назад +21

      Yes he has and they are not happy about it 😂

  • @backstrapped
    @backstrapped Год назад +1

    anyone else wondering why theyre getting recommended a video from 17 years ago

  • @MrConnorBryant
    @MrConnorBryant 12 лет назад +5

    1:54, you can hear him nearly cracking up at his joke. to be fair i lol'd

  • @rolfagten857
    @rolfagten857 Год назад +1

    Borat heeft wel gelijk over dat Dam monument.

  • @luucky4you856
    @luucky4you856 4 года назад +3

    10jaar geleden kon je deze shit nog zeggen vury noice😂

  • @5_to_Life
    @5_to_Life 11 месяцев назад +1

    the video quality is really bad... 240 x 240 is the highest resolution available

    • @CannabisReviewPDX
      @CannabisReviewPDX 8 месяцев назад +1

      Its 17 years old lol, that was good back then for online video

  • @ALEXANDER31988
    @ALEXANDER31988 11 лет назад +10

    Crazy! Maybe he should meet Wilders to have some fun...

    • @misternolol2876
      @misternolol2876 7 лет назад

      Geert would want him out of the country wouldn't he?

    • @Prog4Prog
      @Prog4Prog 4 года назад

      That would be a hilarious interview!

  • @hairmetal4ever95
    @hairmetal4ever95 14 лет назад +1

    i likw how sacha is so serious during the frederick mercury bit

  • @pardeepparkash398
    @pardeepparkash398 4 года назад +3

    "Iv'e had syphillis 15 times . High five !"

  • @BobertTheTurtle
    @BobertTheTurtle 14 лет назад

    One of the best videos !

  • @AlienGenotype
    @AlienGenotype 11 лет назад +41

    240p very nice !

  • @zepetoflirter7072
    @zepetoflirter7072 3 года назад

    Nu weet ik waarom mensen deze man niet aboneren🥶

  • @HarryNansen
    @HarryNansen Год назад +2

    4:12 - Someone fell asleep

  • @gc4152
    @gc4152 9 лет назад +9

    I wish he could comes to France, we are a glorious nation too (we have greater uranium than Dutch)

    • @harbingerofboom6489
      @harbingerofboom6489 8 лет назад

      Guillaume Combot Wohoooo Merdee haha

    • @michb144
      @michb144 5 лет назад +4

      But no cannabis, no soft drug(magic mushrooms, etc) and no prostitute!only Eiffel tower which a look like my hcccrrraum!

    • @NoorNoor-ul5zh
      @NoorNoor-ul5zh 4 года назад +1

      Yeah Glorious with small 🍆 and shorter than Carlton 😂😂😂 Our 5 years old children are even larger than a French man🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomasp12384
    @thomasp12384 Год назад

    Perhaps I am most amazed of all to see he actually went to amsterdam to portray ir followed by a trully dutch speaking reporter

  • @don_the_red2657
    @don_the_red2657 4 года назад +8

    who else got this in his recommendations?

  • @romanr374
    @romanr374 3 года назад

    ,, Jak sie masz,, nice welcome from Poland LOL😁

  • @clemens.29
    @clemens.29 4 года назад +5

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

  • @Leahdepeahhh
    @Leahdepeahhh 4 года назад +1

    I'm happy he loves Amsterdam

  • @dvdw_graphics_crafts
    @dvdw_graphics_crafts 16 лет назад +5

    "in your country Amsterdam"...

  • @галинамиронова-х8и
    @галинамиронова-х8и 4 года назад

    Talk, talk ... I always yawn when I'm interested!

  • @LeaveMyGun
    @LeaveMyGun 10 лет назад +9

    open sewers LMAO

  • @Bram-rg5lj
    @Bram-rg5lj 4 года назад

    Ik ben 4 dagen voor deze video geboren

  • @lucasfff1370
    @lucasfff1370 9 лет назад +4

    haha... search Sylvie Meis! she is gorgeous!

  • @psypants
    @psypants 12 лет назад +2

    OMG, the Cockring got a shout out! LOL!
    That's since closed down and re-opened as Club Fuxx though... Shame, always gave everyone such a laugh!

  • @rygar3d83
    @rygar3d83 6 лет назад +3

    He is a ladies-man! Too bad he died in that car-crash... LMAO :D

  • @luciano8158
    @luciano8158 Год назад

    "please come see my movie, because if not success, i will be execute." lol

  • @FL0RYDA
    @FL0RYDA 14 лет назад +3

    ".. and the age of consent where you can make a... sexytime have been raised to 11 years old. You must come and visit Kazahkstan.. um... there is a many places that is fun for people to go. And if you come you must come stay at my house, and uh eat my food, and use my sister." - haha so many other funny things he said in this vid.
    Borat was awesomely funny, Bruno was not (disgusting).

  • @Noodles37UK
    @Noodles37UK 13 лет назад +1

    We need another Borat movie.