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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2023

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  • @lilyslaton5796
    @lilyslaton5796 8 месяцев назад +21562

    Shift between ur buttcheeks until the light is green 💀💀

    • @tiffz904
      @tiffz904 8 месяцев назад +178

      How did I know what she meant 😭

    • @harpurr53
      @harpurr53 8 месяцев назад +121

      Everyone in the comments flexing they buttcheeks

    • @ihavewallswow743
      @ihavewallswow743 8 месяцев назад +46

      lmao my colorblind ass could never

    • @judethe_dude
      @judethe_dude 8 месяцев назад +40

      broo i thought i heard it wrong 😭

    • @ihavewallswow743
      @ihavewallswow743 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@judethe_dude lol same

  • @neurodivergentpixi6736
    @neurodivergentpixi6736 9 месяцев назад +15099

    "You could die if you move". Maam...maam. It is a crime to be that funny 💀

    • @cookiecrumbs9515
      @cookiecrumbs9515 8 месяцев назад +14

      Ikr😂

    • @emmabemma1311
      @emmabemma1311 8 месяцев назад +14

      Lol, btw the second I saw this comment the part that said that came up😂

    • @backtonad
      @backtonad 8 месяцев назад +9

      My ocd:

    • @gerenuk8245
      @gerenuk8245 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@backtonadoh no😭

    • @capnsprinkles2420
      @capnsprinkles2420 8 месяцев назад +3

      You could die if you moooooveee 😂

  • @YourLocalAroace588
    @YourLocalAroace588 7 месяцев назад +1676

    *"holdstillholdstillholdperfectlystillyoucoulddieifyoumove"*
    *"im just collecting a tear sampleeeeee"*

    • @Mazarine-gg6tu
      @Mazarine-gg6tu 2 месяца назад +5

      I somehow perfectly timed this with the video

    • @aldotheapache
      @aldotheapache Месяц назад

      @@Mazarine-gg6tusame here lmao

    • @crustyjonesmcrusty
      @crustyjonesmcrusty Месяц назад +1

      i was reading it while the sound was perfect sync with my reading
      like if you clicked read more

    • @Pxced
      @Pxced 13 дней назад

      @@Mazarine-gg6tureal

  • @Shield954
    @Shield954 7 месяцев назад +518

    The vocal pitch going up and down is super relaxing and tingly 💆‍♀️✨✨✨✨

  • @Emilia_JustRandomVids
    @Emilia_JustRandomVids 8 месяцев назад +9273

    “No, no, how ARE you?”
    “I’ve been better 😭”
    “I just need a tear sampleee”

    • @Stella-bn9ns
      @Stella-bn9ns 8 месяцев назад +240

      Im just collecting a tear sampleeeeee🦟 🦟 🦟 🦟

    • @_sixela
      @_sixela 8 месяцев назад +57

      THATS THE PART THAT HAD ME DEAD😭😭

    • @SoCalDreamer91
      @SoCalDreamer91 8 месяцев назад +11

      Sneaky haha 😂

    • @yarielyzsierra6123
      @yarielyzsierra6123 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Stella-bn9ns😂😂

    • @Rosemae808
      @Rosemae808 7 месяцев назад +3

      Greeeen

  • @Weirdoness_luvs_u
    @Weirdoness_luvs_u 8 месяцев назад +4752

    “Holdstillholdstillholdperfectlystillyoucoulddieifyoumove” had me rolling 💀

    • @Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-..
      @Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-.. 8 месяцев назад +20

      Uh it says to translate

    • @Not_Me575
      @Not_Me575 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-..ok?

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 7 месяцев назад +45

      @@Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-.. Lol I swear RUclips puts that translator button on everything and changes nothing 30% of the time 💀

    • @Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-..
      @Mhh-Ahhh-Nghh-.. 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Emmaem111 FRRR

    • @EclipsetheNightwing
      @EclipsetheNightwing 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Emmaem111fr once it translated "yes" to "FORKS"😂

  • @littlebopeep3182
    @littlebopeep3182 8 месяцев назад +203

    Did anyone notice the wedding photo? She's actually so beautiful fr ❤

  • @NothingExsists
    @NothingExsists 8 месяцев назад +322

    “Hold still,hold still, you’re gonna die if you move,” killed me 😂

  • @tashyash197
    @tashyash197 Год назад +8405

    Something about the ups and downs of how ur talking is giving me ASMR tingles ahaha love it!

    • @sadiiie
      @sadiiie 8 месяцев назад +103

      Frrrr, I watch all of her videos just for her voice, it’s so calming

    • @snowleopard2288
      @snowleopard2288 8 месяцев назад +48

      I got the ASMR tingles too

    • @isabellacollins9858
      @isabellacollins9858 8 месяцев назад

      Here’s one it’s a full length eye doctor: ruclips.net/video/-T9EAMLuwlk/видео.htmlsi=IT2bmSfqw7ZSVh99

    • @mitsukithederpydemon8211
      @mitsukithederpydemon8211 8 месяцев назад +34

      I thought I was crazy for getting the tingles.

    • @olivetreeee
      @olivetreeee 8 месяцев назад +16

      her asmr is so tingly!!

  • @tebbssorsomething
    @tebbssorsomething 8 месяцев назад +3488

    "How are you?"
    "I'm fine"
    "No."

    • @vanessalanz5401
      @vanessalanz5401 8 месяцев назад +17

      LMAOOO

    • @ieatpaper.
      @ieatpaper. 8 месяцев назад +16

      She's not wrong 😭😭😭

    • @iCOOKIEmischief
      @iCOOKIEmischief 8 месяцев назад +5

      I mean, she's right

    • @Cafeallday222
      @Cafeallday222 8 месяцев назад +7

      She’s telling her not to give the standard, accepted response. She wants her to tell how she actually feels.

    • @alleybaby135
      @alleybaby135 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Cafeallday222it’s a skit.. it’s not that deep my guy 😭

  • @pokedizzsbestiepokekat
    @pokedizzsbestiepokekat 8 месяцев назад +27

    Comedy ASMR is new to me, and it's something I didn't know I needed 😂💜

  • @Izzy_fizzy278
    @Izzy_fizzy278 7 месяцев назад +33

    Why did it made me feel like I was actually there for a second 😂

  • @lunaross6054
    @lunaross6054 8 месяцев назад +1311

    *“...Now shift between your butt cheeks... ”*
    MA'AM. CHILL.

    • @Tiffyyy
      @Tiffyyy 7 месяцев назад

      I thought it said sh*t between your butt cheeks 💀

    • @Avitiongames87267
      @Avitiongames87267 26 дней назад +1

      1.2k likes and no reply’s I’ll fix that

  • @guitarfliud10
    @guitarfliud10 11 месяцев назад +1360

    The tear sample 😂😂😂

  • @miltondelacruz7033
    @miltondelacruz7033 8 месяцев назад +48

    Was that your wedding picture? You look divine! Always hilarious.

  • @bc1448
    @bc1448 7 месяцев назад +38

    The “hold perfectly still you could die if you mooveeeeee” got me😂❤

  • @luciusaurelius209
    @luciusaurelius209 9 месяцев назад +742

    The tear sample gag and the way you say it just cracks me up. I could watch this a hundred times. I love your slow voice, and the high pitch, but also the low pitch from the pediatrician video. Fhegdjsg. Also I spit out my food when you said "holdstillyou could die if you move"

  • @Hermione.Granger
    @Hermione.Granger 8 месяцев назад +805

    they’re always saying “bEaUuUuTiFuLlLlL” 😂😂

  • @user-qr7xi6fd5k
    @user-qr7xi6fd5k 6 месяцев назад +14

    The “no how are you “ at the end was amazing It’s got me rolling on the ground laughing.

  • @4Leonardo
    @4Leonardo 8 месяцев назад +4

    “I’m just wanting a tear sampleeeeee😊✨❤️”
    FLASHBACKS TO MY MIDDLE SCHOOL COUNSELOR LIKE GODDAMN ON POINT TOO WITH THE VOICE *slams table*

  • @chappytts5977
    @chappytts5977 8 месяцев назад +2167

    It’s the way they always say “perfect” when doing the tests and then tell you right at the end that your eyesight is the worst they’ve ever seen and you’re gonna need to spend hundreds on glasses with special lenses 😭😭😭 like bruh why did you give me the false sense of security 💀

    • @PeppermintBlues
      @PeppermintBlues 7 месяцев назад +10

      nah but fr

    • @tokofukawap4055
      @tokofukawap4055 6 месяцев назад +31

      They mean perfect as in the machines/tests are working as intended

    • @MirA12334
      @MirA12334 5 месяцев назад +5

      As someone that worked as a nurse: we say perfect or good to ourselves. Because the silence can be awkward but also for ourselves to remember that everything is working properly

    • @MyaLovegames
      @MyaLovegames 3 месяца назад +1

      frrrr

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 3 месяца назад +3

      “Perfect, that’s good!”
      _5 minutes later_
      “Bro you need Coke bottle lenses like god damn”

  • @Lylahxplr
    @Lylahxplr 8 месяцев назад +204

    "hold still hold still you can die if you move" had me on the floor laughing

  • @Pomstan
    @Pomstan 8 месяцев назад +7

    this talking style is so soothing

  • @AustinJenkins-mx8yc
    @AustinJenkins-mx8yc 8 месяцев назад +6

    I feel like I’m at the eye doctor again 💀

  • @lindendixon5013
    @lindendixon5013 8 месяцев назад +668

    "I'm just collecting a tear sampleeeeeee " ✨

    • @butiflyfowel
      @butiflyfowel 4 месяца назад +4

      had me on the floor laughing

  • @shaina7913
    @shaina7913 8 месяцев назад +238

    it’s the “niiiiiice” after doing something potentially life threatening LOL

  • @caro.is.a_slay
    @caro.is.a_slay 8 месяцев назад +6

    “Now shift between your buttcheeks”
    “Until the light becomes”

    “GreeeeeeEn.”

  • @EarMuncher
    @EarMuncher 8 месяцев назад +6

    “Hold still hold still hold perfectly still if you move you could die!” 💀💀

  • @norlovesjesus
    @norlovesjesus 8 месяцев назад +197

    “now shift between your buttcheeks until the light turns greeeeennn” LIKE WHAT.

  • @RoxieFinley
    @RoxieFinley 8 месяцев назад +82

    “You could die if you mooovvveeeee😊” 💀💀

  • @Utsukushiku9183
    @Utsukushiku9183 8 месяцев назад +10

    U NEED TO MAKE A FULL VIDEO THIS IS SO RELAXING❤❤😂😂

  • @kidsclubtoyhub7189
    @kidsclubtoyhub7189 8 месяцев назад +4

    “ i’m just gonna take a tear sample 🥺” 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @S0PHlA.
    @S0PHlA. Год назад +271

    I come back to this video every day cause I almost fall asleep to it. Can you please make a full length video of this?

    • @irishrain93
      @irishrain93 8 месяцев назад +8

      There is a half hour long video on her channel of her as an eye doctor- also one as a doctor, and other subjects lol.

  • @SilentStorm95
    @SilentStorm95 8 месяцев назад +350

    “Now shift between your buttcheeks until the light is greeeeeeeeeeeeeen” Got me on the floor💀💀💀💀

  • @missmajesty5073
    @missmajesty5073 8 месяцев назад +4

    The seemless highs and lows of her voice make me feel oddly safe and supported 💀

  • @queenbeckett6521
    @queenbeckett6521 8 месяцев назад +2

    The way she stretches out the “compliments” is so accurate that it’s scary.

  • @djmaxipad6238
    @djmaxipad6238 8 месяцев назад +82

    "Is that you??"
    "I'm right here"

  • @stevesteve2460
    @stevesteve2460 8 месяцев назад +23

    Fr though that wedding picture is gorgeous

  • @shawniemcgee2058
    @shawniemcgee2058 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm just collecting a tear sample."
    Muahahaha my favorite line.
    My Lady. I frickin love you!

  • @AidenAndrews-nj6xj
    @AidenAndrews-nj6xj 8 месяцев назад +1

    Every eye doctor in existence right here😂

  • @Bellybuttonthefatcob
    @Bellybuttonthefatcob 8 месяцев назад +17

    “How are you?”
    “I’m fi-“
    “No- :)”

  • @unchained_wings
    @unchained_wings Год назад +190

    I need all of these in asmr.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 8 месяцев назад +1

      What is wrong with you 😂😂

    • @musicality865
      @musicality865 8 месяцев назад +9

      The way she talks like ups and downs, it tingles.

    • @koiloylo
      @koiloylo 8 месяцев назад

      @@bodyofhopewhat

  • @Adalee200
    @Adalee200 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Now shift between you buttcheeks until the light is green” 😂😂😂 I love it 😂😂 🍑🍑

  • @_TEHE
    @_TEHE 3 месяца назад +2

    “I’m just collecting a tear sample” GOT ME ROLLING OUT OF MY BED

  • @AnjaliTembhurne
    @AnjaliTembhurne 8 месяцев назад +23

    Girl, your parody ASMR gave me real tingles!! Lolol Make a longer one, I’ll totally watch it!

  • @GirlWhoMakesShortsOG
    @GirlWhoMakesShortsOG 8 месяцев назад +12

    “Hold still hold still you could die if you mooovveee” LOL THWT HIT SO HARD

  • @Michelle-fm8dg
    @Michelle-fm8dg 7 месяцев назад +1

    The twists in these vids are the best 😂😂

  • @ShowUGenshinMagic
    @ShowUGenshinMagic 22 дня назад +2

    The gaslight that they actually care 😂

  • @echopan3274
    @echopan3274 8 месяцев назад +8

    “Hold still hold still hold perfectly still you could die if you move- nNnNiiciCcCccCeEeEe”
    I think I’m dead

  • @flareonandfuzzy
    @flareonandfuzzy 8 месяцев назад +10

    why is this true and the high pitched voice.Bro really said "shift ur butt cheeks until the light becomes green" 💀

  • @TheOutdoorsDudeJaxen
    @TheOutdoorsDudeJaxen 5 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m just collecting a tear sample”
    Ma’am dont put your hot breath in my face

  • @emmahein-mr2qx
    @emmahein-mr2qx 2 месяца назад +1

    Nah I'm purring like a cat when the girl dentist or eye doctor talks like that, idk why but I just love it.

  • @ackok
    @ackok 8 месяцев назад +7

    LMFAO but why was this lowkey calming 😭

  • @Raiden_Shogun-hg9cy
    @Raiden_Shogun-hg9cy Год назад +38

    Not me holding still when’s she says to 😅

  • @iridescxnce
    @iridescxnce 2 месяца назад +2

    i kind of love the asmr lmfao

  • @JesusisKING557
    @JesusisKING557 3 месяца назад +1

    No but why is her voice so calming

  • @Juvelian1
    @Juvelian1 8 месяцев назад +35

    I need her to make a full length asmr video lol

  • @alaijahdeleon3207
    @alaijahdeleon3207 8 месяцев назад +6

    they genuinely make me feel like my life is on the line everytime i walk into their office 😭

  • @CurtisNolte-go7lh
    @CurtisNolte-go7lh 3 месяца назад +1

    “Hold still, hold still,you could die if you move.” had me like “what did she just say?” 😅😂

  • @user-pz8fp4du7q
    @user-pz8fp4du7q 2 месяца назад +2

    Why isbthis kinda relaxing ☠️💀

  • @1samshortstuff
    @1samshortstuff 8 месяцев назад +10

    “Shift between your buttcheeeks” 😂

  • @rachelhamilton1808
    @rachelhamilton1808 8 месяцев назад +7

    "Now shift between your buttcheeks, intill the light becomes greeeeeeeeeeeen". That got me cracking up! How does she keep a straight face though!

  • @catherinegesualdi5454
    @catherinegesualdi5454 5 месяцев назад +2

    Its so funny imagining her put the neck pillow on her tripod

  • @Taylorswiftfanera
    @Taylorswiftfanera 16 дней назад +1

    “Hold still hold still you could die if you move”😂

  • @Sav_tumbling
    @Sav_tumbling 8 месяцев назад +6

    When she says the wrong color she needs to be at the eye doctor 😂😂

  • @Kaibabyyyy
    @Kaibabyyyy 8 месяцев назад +4

    "I'm just collecting a tear sample" girl wha-

  • @1ndonlyyari
    @1ndonlyyari 7 месяцев назад +1

    “ beautifullll” 😂

  • @joli_giiv
    @joli_giiv 7 месяцев назад +1

    THE TEAR SAMPLE AT THE END SOLD IT FOR ME-

  • @lynternet
    @lynternet 8 месяцев назад +5

    genuinely funny asmr is so rare & it’s beautiful

  • @ayokay6404
    @ayokay6404 8 месяцев назад +4

    Now THATS a professional ❤😂

  • @Sigma_Zack
    @Sigma_Zack 6 месяцев назад +1

    Perrrrrrrfeeect got me rolling on the floor 11 times

  • @IrelandPeterson
    @IrelandPeterson 2 месяца назад

    Your secretary character genuinely makes me mad so you’re acting proves to be perfect. Keep doing great. Love your work.😂❤

  • @g0rebOr3
    @g0rebOr3 8 месяцев назад +7

    “how are youu?”
    “I’m fine!”
    *NOO.*
    “how *are* youuu.”
    “I’ve been betterrrr”
    *collects tear sample* 😭😭

  • @Bl00p_
    @Bl00p_ 8 месяцев назад +9

    I thought that was a stock imagine until I paused and realized that was you! You’re a beautiful bride ❤

  • @buMbLe_hehe
    @buMbLe_hehe Месяц назад +1

    I think I watched this like 12 times in a row can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @onekitkat9541
    @onekitkat9541 17 дней назад +1

    She could make an entire asmr out of this character using that voice and I’d be obsessed even with my hatred of talking asmr 💀

  • @kendra8888
    @kendra8888 8 месяцев назад +3

    The tear sample 😂

  • @halliemccluskey7746
    @halliemccluskey7746 8 месяцев назад +5

    The beautifulllllllllllll got me laughing because every single doctor does thatttttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christinerivera2365
    @christinerivera2365 3 месяца назад +1

    Is it weird that I find this kind relaxing?.

  • @Wisegirly23
    @Wisegirly23 4 месяца назад +1

    It's been bothering me since the wedding planner video - IS THAT YOU IN THE WEDDING PHOTO😂

  • @AriHatesMakingUsernames
    @AriHatesMakingUsernames 8 месяцев назад +18

    My eye doctor was horrible and I still can’t see shit 💀
    Girl don’t force me to look closer I can’t that’s why I’m here 😭

  • @bluedragon8762
    @bluedragon8762 9 месяцев назад +19

    Is it bad i want like a full doc appointment asmr in this style? lol

  • @pearanimations37
    @pearanimations37 2 месяца назад

    Her sense of humor is so hilarious... Lol

  • @Izzy_Nova
    @Izzy_Nova Месяц назад +1

    I don’t remember booking an eye appointment for today 😂

  • @Aub_edits
    @Aub_edits 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Hold still, hold still you can die if you mooovvveee." HELP💀🙏

  • @MHolmesMO
    @MHolmesMO 8 месяцев назад +6

    Your range is incredible

  • @Sentrybot743
    @Sentrybot743 17 дней назад +1

    actual comedic asmr, hilarious

  • @Artsi_Mix
    @Artsi_Mix 8 месяцев назад +1

    I found this relaxing somehow

  • @BlackOnyx9EB
    @BlackOnyx9EB 8 месяцев назад +6

    This woman never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @charlichrimes6893
    @charlichrimes6893 8 месяцев назад +3

    as a child i realised that i just needed to remember the answers and timing when i got it right so i can be told i dont need glasses when i see 2 of everything 😂😂😂

  • @chloecarriere180
    @chloecarriere180 3 месяца назад +1

    Not me just thinking you have such a beautiful wedding pucture

  • @krysanthemum6528
    @krysanthemum6528 4 месяца назад +1

    Why.... Why did this give me such serious tingles? My brain is weird...

  • @Mapleleaf12
    @Mapleleaf12 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Now shift between your but cheeks.”😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @M3l4t0nin
    @M3l4t0nin 8 месяцев назад +3

    "how ARE you?"
    "I'm fine!"
    "Noooo"

  • @Totally.seanna
    @Totally.seanna 2 месяца назад +4

    Why did i think she was the chick fil a sauce girl

  • @Sentient_worm
    @Sentient_worm 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Now, how are you?”
    I’m fine!
    “*gives disapproving face* nooo”

  • @greenfeatherss
    @greenfeatherss Год назад +41

    love your videos, glad youre posting on youtube now!! cant tell you how many times ive passed out scrolling thru your instagram, so your longer form vids are perfect. keep on rocking in the free world!

  • @Gaiaemert
    @Gaiaemert 8 месяцев назад +3

    "now shift between your butt cheeks" 💀☠️😂😂

  • @Settistudios
    @Settistudios 7 месяцев назад +1

    “ You could ddddiiieeee iiiiiffffff yyyyooooouuuuuu mooooooovvvvveeeee……”

  • @twigglybun4802
    @twigglybun4802 7 месяцев назад

    I am tingle immune from daily asmr and you actually gave me asmr lol. the more casual style is so good