YOU vs Darth Vader - How Can You Defeat and Survive Him (Disney Star Wars Movies)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 май 2019
  • What if you came face to face with Darth Vader from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker movies? Could you defeat Darth Vader and survive him? What tools would you use to defeat him? Would you be able to defeat the dark lord? Have YOU seen the new trailer for the new Star Wars movie? Darth Vaders helmet can be seen in the new trailer (or Disney shareholder event) for the 2019 Disney movie!
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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 лет назад +881

    Welcome to the dark side!

    • @ba1man
      @ba1man 5 лет назад +8

      Hi

    • @usp-s3020
      @usp-s3020 5 лет назад +13

      DARKSEID

    • @benjaminter-berg5941
      @benjaminter-berg5941 5 лет назад +7

      Its ez to beat him first claim to be an acolyte of the sith get close to him then punt him in the crotch grab his light saber and impale him,

    • @vernonlim5471
      @vernonlim5471 5 лет назад +7

      hey infog show vader can use force shield which is technically a force field around him which would protect him against your claymores and lasers

    • @josephbischoff2469
      @josephbischoff2469 5 лет назад +13

      You people obviously do not know much about Star Wars. 😭

  • @joeljames2683
    @joeljames2683 5 лет назад +1855

    Vader has 2 fatal weaknesses:
    1. The high ground
    2. Sand

    • @DarthVader1273
      @DarthVader1273 5 лет назад +66

      Joel James AHEM

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 лет назад +65

      Darth Vader Ah get over it, go tell someone you’re their father why don’t ya.

    • @vaper8824
      @vaper8824 5 лет назад +30

      Joel James My weakness is running out of vape fluid

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 лет назад +19

      DarthVaper \//\ Gaming You know I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your smoking problem, but then I realize you are trying to correct me.

    • @vaper8824
      @vaper8824 5 лет назад +13

      Joel James ☺️

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 4 года назад +650

    “Insult Padme to his face!”
    That’s not going to give you an advantage, that’s going to get everyone *ELSE* in a 50 km radius killed.

    • @mall1umxtp749
      @mall1umxtp749 4 года назад +16

      TRUE

    • @Ivanrivera.83
      @Ivanrivera.83 4 года назад +36

      more like that whole star system

    • @slyfredtrix4772
      @slyfredtrix4772 4 года назад +6

      Yup

    • @matthewmadjehe
      @matthewmadjehe 4 года назад +13

      True because in the recenge of sith at the end he crushed everything almost

    • @pietrokrutzsch7334
      @pietrokrutzsch7334 4 года назад +14

      dagdamor1 yeah, like that won’t gonna work because it just makes him more powerful so he won’t fall in the trap

  • @tommy_502
    @tommy_502 4 года назад +242

    1. Throw sand
    2. Get high ground
    3. Say "Don't try it" and he will try it

    • @cursed_png6514
      @cursed_png6514 4 года назад +6

      Yung Ghost THEN TAKE OFF HIS MASK

    • @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553
      @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553 3 года назад +2

      @@cursed_png6514 yeah that is bad idea

    • @joshmay2884
      @joshmay2884 3 года назад +4

      4. Tell him you were his brother Anakin, I loved you and throw him into a lava river for real this time

    • @BigBlueandWhite
      @BigBlueandWhite 3 года назад +1

      You really think he would fell for the same trick twice?

  • @lettucethemosa57e
    @lettucethemosa57e 4 года назад +126

    Easy answer: You don't.

  • @Bread_0
    @Bread_0 5 лет назад +2939

    I find your lack of faith disturbing..
    *thanks for the likes everyone. Most I've ever had ❤

  • @TheAnthypass
    @TheAnthypass 5 лет назад +900

    "Vader vs you an average Joe"
    "First you have to get a super powered military laser"

  • @Mark-ek8md
    @Mark-ek8md 4 года назад +117

    How you can survive Darth Vader: There is no surviving, only escape.

    • @MastaRuten
      @MastaRuten 3 года назад +7

      They forgot vader has force shield...

    • @CalIrvin-ks3iv
      @CalIrvin-ks3iv Месяц назад

      Same thing.

    • @Mrs_Boots
      @Mrs_Boots 2 дня назад

      there's no escape either. only sand

  • @uncle8536
    @uncle8536 4 года назад +172

    Title correction:
    *How to survive Darth Vader*

    • @marcodestefano7119
      @marcodestefano7119 4 года назад +14

      Correction:
      *How to survive a second longer against darth vader*

    • @Comic3665
      @Comic3665 4 года назад +4

      *There is no escape*

    • @Pa0ni
      @Pa0ni 4 года назад +2

      Comment correction: 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖝𝖎𝖝𝖊 𝕷𝖀𝕸𝕭𝕬𝕲𝕺

    • @cross9224
      @cross9224 4 года назад

      How to survive Lumbago

  • @waddledee2857
    @waddledee2857 5 лет назад +702

    I find your lack of knowledge about minor Star Wars facts disturbing

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 5 лет назад +23

      That's why he put "Disney SW movies" in the title

    • @alexrodgers950
      @alexrodgers950 5 лет назад +40

      for real, this guy is an idiot. knows very little about star wars

    • @aquafreshfan3022
      @aquafreshfan3022 5 лет назад

      Me too

    • @-_-5470
      @-_-5470 5 лет назад +22

      Indeed. I was triggered after only 10 Seconds with the Kessel run bit

    • @thinknblue2295
      @thinknblue2295 5 лет назад

      Waddle Dee I’m sure he doesn’t write the script lol

  • @JazzzFromYT
    @JazzzFromYT 5 лет назад +351

    Me : Use Sand
    Vader : *Uses Death Star to destroy all sand planets*

    • @nevanleong5954
      @nevanleong5954 5 лет назад

      Mmmmm sand

    • @2468yvonne
      @2468yvonne 5 лет назад

      I don't like sand this one Scp can make it acidic

    • @Jerry-tg7zx
      @Jerry-tg7zx 5 лет назад +2

      modern problem require modern solutions

  • @tomura5035
    @tomura5035 4 года назад +144

    I hate the way they made Darth Vader look, they made him look nothing like how he actually looks

    • @blake2521
      @blake2521 4 года назад +5

      Marka Ragnos how does that make sense? If it has no audio or clips their fine

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 4 года назад +3

      They might not have wanted to risk getting sued

    • @fm_0523
      @fm_0523 3 года назад +1

      Copyright I guess

    • @darthvengeance59
      @darthvengeance59 3 года назад

      They couldn’t have made his helmet look at least like his normal one and copyright doesn’t have anything to do with it

    • @naruz4k389
      @naruz4k389 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist: Vader is pyro

  • @E_PHI_r
    @E_PHI_r 4 года назад +39

    Dude Vader took over an entire planet and multiple armies single handed in the canon comics. There just is no killing hin

    • @Acetheskywolf
      @Acetheskywolf 3 года назад +1

      Exactly I was thinking the same thing

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 года назад

      Show him pictures of padme while firing several lasers from different angles at him and the claymore. As he's getting angry and distracted he won't have the focus to stop them all. Beware that if this doesn't work he would be so freaking mad that you're basically already dead

    • @sharkfinsoap8318
      @sharkfinsoap8318 2 года назад +2

      @@ilyte1 It won't work. He could just use a shield. He tanked a nuclear explosion and barely took a scratch.

  • @gamingdude2811
    @gamingdude2811 5 лет назад +276

    "This is how a regular Joe like you can defeat Darth Vader"
    *FIRST YOU WILL NEED A CLAMOR MINE AND A BATTLESHIP WITH AN EXPERIMENTAL WEAPON.*

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 лет назад +16

      A double barrel shotgun and some cheeki breeki style hardbass should do the trick. Play the hardbass and while he is distracted, light him the f up

    • @vinylattic6901
      @vinylattic6901 5 лет назад +2

      I mean a normal hand gun would be enouth

    • @willanthoniozeppeli7913
      @willanthoniozeppeli7913 5 лет назад +1

      Lol use da force to stop da weapon

    • @thedogelastsurvivor2639
      @thedogelastsurvivor2639 5 лет назад

      Yeah becuse every body is a billionaire and can buy military grade weaponry

    • @Isaac-ie4dg
      @Isaac-ie4dg 5 лет назад

      Won't work

  • @vichkar3680
    @vichkar3680 5 лет назад +797

    Step 1: get high ground
    Step 2: wait for him to get to you

  • @thephoenix3967
    @thephoenix3967 4 года назад +49

    "darth" literally translates to "dark sith". also, Anakin was nine when he won

    • @riybtl1
      @riybtl1 4 года назад +2

      And me they need to get their facts correct

    • @ex_sahara9963
      @ex_sahara9963 3 года назад +2

      They have never seen a Star Wars movie

  • @arsies_
    @arsies_ 4 года назад +82

    Did he just say princess padme
    And called qui gon a knight
    Sinfull

    • @d00termcscooter17
      @d00termcscooter17 4 года назад +5

      Exactly. And many other things he got wrong

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 4 года назад +4

      Lol you know how little the infographic show knows about star wars. But teeechnically, Qui gon and Padmé were a Jedi Knight and a Princess at *some* point of their life.

    • @chrispierce8886
      @chrispierce8886 3 года назад +2

      @@jackattackanims8387 she wass never a princess.. She was voted in as queen amd she was for like 4 years

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 3 года назад +2

      Chris Pierce Snig

    • @chrispierce8886
      @chrispierce8886 3 года назад +1

      @@jackattackanims8387 I looked it up all I can find is to drag something heavy I am dumb when it comes to slang words sorry 😎😎

  • @TheRealSlimShady509
    @TheRealSlimShady509 4 года назад +629

    Dude you know nothing about star wars. Angering vader would only make him way more powerful...

    • @itsnein6408
      @itsnein6408 4 года назад +46

      Also because the claymore shoots metal pieces he could Easily stop them using the force

    • @alyax-
      @alyax- 4 года назад +1

      @@itsnein6408 that is true but read my reaction

    • @Niick3015
      @Niick3015 4 года назад +11

      who cares its entertaining

    • @erased4042
      @erased4042 4 года назад +9

      @@Niick3015 some people care

    • @engineergaming2549
      @engineergaming2549 4 года назад +11

      @@erased4042 like me

  • @youlikejazz193
    @youlikejazz193 5 лет назад +599

    Interesting way to defeat him. There's just one crippling flaw.
    Vader's power is fueled by hatred and rage, 2 factors which the Sith build their power and strength around. To show him a picture of Padme would, more than likely, make him more powerful, not weaker.

    • @the_cheese_cultist
      @the_cheese_cultist 5 лет назад +38

      Correct

    • @maarcoo97
      @maarcoo97 5 лет назад +9

      ikr

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 4 года назад +6

      Hey oni is noble 6 or johnson still alive?

    • @selectdevotee6810
      @selectdevotee6810 4 года назад +7

      Office of Naval Intelligence I'm guessing infrographicsshow didn't do research on this one.

    • @emperoraurelian4836
      @emperoraurelian4836 4 года назад +14

      BlazePlayz YT The angrier Vader gets, the more hatred he has thus, making his more powerful

  • @Western2526
    @Western2526 4 года назад +24

    this show just assumes that the enemy will have an emotional breakdown when you insult them

    • @darthnerd4432
      @darthnerd4432 3 года назад +6

      And also that you have access to military grade tech and illegal weapons

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 2 года назад +2

      Vader would have an emotional breakdown right before he physically breaks you down at the molecular level

  • @kanakousakis
    @kanakousakis 4 года назад +25

    Because everyone has an AN/SEQ-3 laser at home he doesnt know what to do with.

  • @Wincognit0
    @Wincognit0 4 года назад +503

    Me: *sees “Warning! Choking hazard” on darth vader toy*
    Me: *laughs in sith lord*

    • @Skinwalkerwave5115
      @Skinwalkerwave5115 4 года назад +7

      The Dark Side is a pathway that leads to abilities consider unnatural

    • @ItsCreaidan
      @ItsCreaidan 4 года назад +1

      @@Skinwalkerwave5115 True, but it all depends on how you use it.

    • @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553
      @newzealandballnewzealand-h7553 3 года назад +1

      @@Skinwalkerwave5115 I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pabloandresarenas
    @pabloandresarenas 5 лет назад +751

    "Today we are gonna learn How can the average person defeat Vader"
    *YOU WILL NEED THE US NAVY'S ANQ/SEC 3 LASER SISTEM*

    • @hirumbiffidum9145
      @hirumbiffidum9145 5 лет назад +4

      OK you'e got the "Arena" part but not Rockstar; try diamonds on a planet that orbits a far away star instead of rocks in a bamboo cannon with gunpowder ingredients. It worked against a walking 6 and a half foot tall lizard ...

    • @sethdon1100
      @sethdon1100 5 лет назад +20

      I will nuke his TIE fighter

    • @ausaralexander2627
      @ausaralexander2627 5 лет назад +8

      Maybe man all you need is a 26cal sand gun that should put him down and get it everywhere 👌

    • @hemangpanchal9454
      @hemangpanchal9454 5 лет назад

      ArenasRockstar every navy possible

    • @thekrieger2959
      @thekrieger2959 5 лет назад +2

      You know everyone has these I even have one here at home

  • @abizarreuser9067
    @abizarreuser9067 4 года назад +34

    How to defeat Vader:
    1. You need to have the high ground..

    • @cursed_png6514
      @cursed_png6514 4 года назад

      And you need to say DONT TRY IT

    • @cralendesskid5739
      @cralendesskid5739 3 года назад

      Wouldn't an emp work

    • @tj8132
      @tj8132 3 года назад

      @@cralendesskid5739 sand would work too

  • @jasonspeedster8133
    @jasonspeedster8133 4 года назад +21

    Han solo took shortcuts on the route thats how he pulled it off in 12 parsecs.

  • @kovacsviola4393
    @kovacsviola4393 5 лет назад +717

    I am so offended by the fact that you got his helmet wrong :'D

  • @mse5842
    @mse5842 5 лет назад +79

    Infographics Show: *Finds average Star Wars facts wrong*
    Qui-Gon: The ability to speak does not make you intellegent

  • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578
    @mohammadrezapahlavi4578 4 года назад +14

    "The original Dark Lord himself."
    Ajunta Pall: *Sad Jedi Exile noises*

  • @PennyGraham
    @PennyGraham 4 года назад +56

    the us vs emproror palps who did he win or who
    palps=like us=comment
    i voted palps

    • @SuperBatSpider
      @SuperBatSpider 4 года назад +1

      I am doing both. So either way I made the right choice

    • @revan7402
      @revan7402 3 года назад

      All you have to so is make an x

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад

      @jakeEx777 I meant to vote US would win,anyway I am deleting my comment.

    • @drewscholl6347
      @drewscholl6347 3 года назад

      EEE

    • @paulrouhana1976
      @paulrouhana1976 3 года назад

      What people don't realize is palps weakness is that he can't stop his force lightning. Idk why. So all u need to do is reflect his lightning back at him and use a
      strong magnet to get rid of darth vader.

  • @vaper8824
    @vaper8824 5 лет назад +120

    Ezrabrigder - “I don’t fear you!”
    Darth Vader - “Then you will die braver then most....”

  • @firepandaofeurope9597
    @firepandaofeurope9597 5 лет назад +348

    Step 1: put water on the floor
    Step 2: put a broken electricity cable into it
    Step 3:plug in the cable

    • @Boringwerewolf
      @Boringwerewolf 4 года назад +1

      Ik

    • @zenuko620
      @zenuko620 4 года назад +33

      Step 4: get force chocked

    • @acername9012
      @acername9012 4 года назад +9

      Or
      Step 1: SaNd
      Step2:

    • @acotlage
      @acotlage 4 года назад +4

      1: never fight him in the first place

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 4 года назад +7

      No you need the high grounds

  • @usernamenotfound7901
    @usernamenotfound7901 4 года назад +21

    How to beat darth vader
    Step 1: sand
    Step 2: death

  • @karlobasrek9016
    @karlobasrek9016 4 года назад +14

    When you metiond claymores i got modern warfare flashbacks

  • @rubabrahman9497
    @rubabrahman9497 5 лет назад +305

    me, a deep star wars fan : * looks at vader in the video *
    me again: *Look how they massacred my boy...*

    • @nicholas3141
      @nicholas3141 5 лет назад +23

      I know right they think vader can just be killed like that by an average joe it doesn't work like that

    • @theoninja1233
      @theoninja1233 5 лет назад +17

      IKR why would you want to make a sith lord angry

    • @pharaohbubbles1547
      @pharaohbubbles1547 5 лет назад +17

      @@nicholas3141 not to mention Vader can more than likely survive these things

    • @fracturedframe1462
      @fracturedframe1462 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @cb7600
      @cb7600 5 лет назад +2

      Why not use the atm5 anti tank rocket launcher

  • @hansenyan6217
    @hansenyan6217 5 лет назад +207

    me: ummm.... here is a picture of Natalie portman . Want to see her
    Darth Vader: Padme is alive!!!!!!!!!!

    • @derpking3970
      @derpking3970 5 лет назад +5

      Darth Krul Darth Vader: WHERE IS SHE, YOU MUST LEAD YOURSELF TO HER

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 лет назад

      Ha

    • @hansenyan6217
      @hansenyan6217 5 лет назад +4

      me: and by the way lord vader, she is married
      Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Basket__
      @Basket__ 5 лет назад +4

      Darth Vader: Palpatine you lied

    • @ulooketmeh9961
      @ulooketmeh9961 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm
      Thought no senators allowed

  • @vagram95
    @vagram95 4 года назад +15

    How to defeat Darth Vader:
    1.Throw a sand at him

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 года назад

      What if he uses the force to reverse it

    • @gamingwithryan2.071
      @gamingwithryan2.071 4 года назад

      Mr Mr what if I like sand though

    • @fayezahmed7522
      @fayezahmed7522 4 года назад

      @Gaming with Nicholas and Andrew Hall and Ridosh anakin Skywalker hates sand and anakin became Darth vader

    • @samwood8452
      @samwood8452 3 года назад

      and have the high ground

  • @_a-_4674
    @_a-_4674 4 года назад +5

    The reason Obi-Wan beat Grevious was his form of lightsaber combat but also his use of precognition- So Force users can utilize some precognition so he could probably sense the danger from LAWS and the Claymore. With the claymore, he can just use the Force and hold them in place. He also can utilize tutaminis where he can essentially absorb energy. He has absorbed laser blasts before. Also, insulting him just makes him more powerful. His anger just makes him stronger and you'll probably just suffer more.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 3 года назад

      infographics knowledge is only about movies. So they know nothing about comics or anything other forms of media

  • @grubinator5237
    @grubinator5237 4 года назад +311

    Being a star wars fan, I understand star wars very well. Once vader confronts you, your dead. It's not like the way you explained it, in the starwars universe different.

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 4 года назад +6

      If ye was holding back you may have a chance of escaping

    • @lucifermorningstar3850
      @lucifermorningstar3850 4 года назад +15

      Unless you’re me

    • @tuber138
      @tuber138 4 года назад +8

      Ikr you would be dead before you could even react

    • @Vanilla-Suite
      @Vanilla-Suite 4 года назад +18

      @@username.exenotfound2943 vader doesnt hold back, he is not an anime villain

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 4 года назад +5

      @@Vanilla-Suite he held back against kanan jarus,cal kestis and luke skywalker(probably) edit for different reasons

  • @violetmick2221
    @violetmick2221 5 лет назад +438

    You vs the Infographic Show how can you defeat the Infographic Show

    • @nickkammer6832
      @nickkammer6832 5 лет назад +33

      We here at the infographic show like to solve problems using Superior Firepower

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 5 лет назад +3

      Machine gun :v

    • @monkeyguy80
      @monkeyguy80 5 лет назад +2

      "What If" 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 5 лет назад +2

      You obviously get a tomahawk missile and obliterate their hq as in these videos you have acess to any weapon

    • @crynnn8661
      @crynnn8661 5 лет назад +2

      Just don't get wix

  • @nopek1768
    @nopek1768 4 года назад +6

    Step 1: Pour sand on Vader
    Step 2: run

  • @mr.lownights973
    @mr.lownights973 4 года назад +12

    High Ground
    Sand
    sooo easy
    Really insulting his mother or wife would get anyone in a 12-parsec radius destroyed

  • @hanzaplast7155
    @hanzaplast7155 5 лет назад +129

    What you need:
    1. *s a n d*
    2.The high ground
    With the deadly duo Darth Vader can’t do anything

    • @jzi4
      @jzi4 5 лет назад +9

      The funny thing is that if you watch the original trilogy again you'll notice that Vader never leaps after anyone higher than himself, he just throws his saber and he always wears his full body shoe to protect himself from sand.

    • @aquafreshfan3022
      @aquafreshfan3022 5 лет назад +1

      **Throws sand to confuse** **runs to the high ground** hahaha fool, it is over

    • @Mega-ny2rb
      @Mega-ny2rb 5 лет назад

      Vukan Master and u need a light saber

  • @jimmyzhou6358
    @jimmyzhou6358 5 лет назад +87

    But Vader could fix all of the damage with flex tape now that he is on earth.

  • @vuluty
    @vuluty 4 года назад +17

    Darth Vader:You will never defeat me!
    Me: *throws sand at him*
    Darth Vader:AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @cm-nk4li
    @cm-nk4li 4 года назад +3

    Vader is one tough cookie - Infographics
    *He is the tough cookie* - Me

  • @GMOORE288
    @GMOORE288 4 года назад +313

    The Star Wars “lasers” aren’t actually lasers. They’re bolts of ionized\energized plasma\gas

    • @juan.3077
      @juan.3077 4 года назад +5

      yeah

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 года назад +5

      I thought that blasters were some type of miniaturized linear particle accelerator.

    • @jangofett9835
      @jangofett9835 3 года назад +3

      Its Kyber Crystal

    • @zebedeecopland9598
      @zebedeecopland9598 3 года назад

      Pong Krell not always, very rarely

    • @jangofett9835
      @jangofett9835 3 года назад

      Zebedee Copland wdym

  • @ThePhantomLion
    @ThePhantomLion 4 года назад +81

    So, tell me again how the "average joe" would gain access to this kind of weaponry?

    • @Comic3665
      @Comic3665 4 года назад +3

      Bruce Wayne levels of wealth

    • @roberteischen4170
      @roberteischen4170 3 года назад +1

      Dark web

    • @user-uo8mx3cv5k
      @user-uo8mx3cv5k 3 года назад +1

      Not to mention at an unfortunate spontaneous unexpected moment of meeting him...

    • @HYPER_BRUH_
      @HYPER_BRUH_ 3 года назад

      eBay

    • @TheBetter_LeechPilot
      @TheBetter_LeechPilot 3 года назад

      That also in space, when attacked, when you are in a freaking space station 😂.

  • @abelstretford3097
    @abelstretford3097 4 года назад +6

    “It’s too late Ankin, I have the high ground”

    • @jimmylovel2512
      @jimmylovel2512 4 года назад

      “Don’t try it!”

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 4 года назад +1

      **tries it** NyAhAhAhAAaAAAaAaaA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @PansyPops
    @PansyPops 4 года назад +6

    “Knee deep in Chewbacca litter”. He means Wookie litter right, since his species is wookie and his name is Chewbacca.

  • @bruh3608
    @bruh3608 5 лет назад +510

    Infographics: How will you the AVERAGE JOE be able to defeat him.
    : A couple minutes later:
    Infographics: So you're gonna need seven tons of plutonium

    • @chess74u
      @chess74u 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @avenger-rw8nj
      @avenger-rw8nj 4 года назад +2

      Average?

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 4 года назад +11

      how does an average joe even have a spaceship

    • @Yukiyak0
      @Yukiyak0 4 года назад +3

      The Amazing Eyelander How does an average joe meet vader personally

    • @elmoisacocainaddict557
      @elmoisacocainaddict557 4 года назад

      RaRted 2.0 Cuz I got banned for some reason how does an average joe exist everyone is different

  • @malachiwarneke9451
    @malachiwarneke9451 5 лет назад +65

    So basically, get him angry, because sith draw power from anger

  • @justaguywithafedora54
    @justaguywithafedora54 4 года назад +20

    Me:*sees this video*
    Also me: Just use the high ground

  • @firestorm8265
    @firestorm8265 4 года назад +7

    Just eat some sand and throw it up at the right moment

  • @benphilliphart1545
    @benphilliphart1545 5 лет назад +28

    1. The lack of the back of Vader’s helmet is disturbing...
    2. The lack of a triangular vent is disturbing...

    • @lucianoantivil9765
      @lucianoantivil9765 5 лет назад +5

      Ben Phillip Hart ever heard of copyright? Welcome to the real world :)

    • @Unkown5536
      @Unkown5536 Год назад

      @@lucianoantivil9765 ever heard of fair use welcome to the real world :)

  • @water4112
    @water4112 5 лет назад +121

    “Average joe”
    USE NAVY’S LASER SEC 3 SYSTEM

  • @derpyanimations1843
    @derpyanimations1843 3 года назад +2

    Info graphics show: insult Palme in front of his face
    Me:remember what happened when Vader was informed that Padme died

  • @thefollower6335
    @thefollower6335 4 года назад +5

    I’m sorry, but what’s with the darth vader design?

  • @HylianKirbo
    @HylianKirbo 5 лет назад +27

    What's that? You wanna fight Darth Vader?
    Wanna know how to beat him?
    You don't.

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 5 лет назад +116

    Here's what you need:
    1 A ship
    2 a nuclear reactor
    3 a deathwish
    Trust me it works.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 лет назад +2

      Got everything but the death wish, can't find it online, on the black market, on any other colour market, how do I get it? Please help I can hear his lightsaber humming

    • @irenerivera4827
      @irenerivera4827 5 лет назад

      N1 the captain just run at him

    • @ashuriri9828
      @ashuriri9828 5 лет назад

      TechPriest Magos AdeonE-409 And Sand we can’t forget sand

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 лет назад

      Why not use deathsticks?

  • @schmellenberg4967
    @schmellenberg4967 2 года назад +1

    I love how he says Anakin was 7 in The Phantom Menace and then goes on to call Padme a princess

  • @blu_stormy7692
    @blu_stormy7692 4 года назад +4

    1:34 I'm so offended by the fact that you gave Obi wan a beard in that scene....

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +50

    My sister would easily beat him, cause she was born on may 4th
    _Which obviously means the force is with her_

  • @subsetgamingyt9524
    @subsetgamingyt9524 5 лет назад +141

    You vs Darth Vader (Disney Star Wars)
    You will win because he is dead
    You vs Darth Vader (LucasFilm Star Wars)
    You is dead

    • @ulooketmeh9961
      @ulooketmeh9961 4 года назад +2

      How to defeat you
      Answer: Anakin x padme

    • @Hiroheim
      @Hiroheim 4 года назад +2

      yes me is dead yes?

    • @subsetgamingyt9524
      @subsetgamingyt9524 4 года назад +1

      @@Hiroheim most of my keys dont work so I had to tye it like that
      and yes

    • @Hiroheim
      @Hiroheim 4 года назад

      @@subsetgamingyt9524 yes

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 4 года назад

      @@subsetgamingyt9524 buy a new keyboard it doesn't cost that much

  • @JustAnotherNerd95
    @JustAnotherNerd95 3 года назад +1

    I want to see “You vs The Average Joe” because the Average Joe seems to have an unlimited supply of weapons.

  • @ttvbacon6857
    @ttvbacon6857 4 года назад +4

    All you really need is two 50 cal snipers and a buddy and vader’ll be dead as a door nail

    • @Comic3665
      @Comic3665 4 года назад

      thats assuming he doesn't incinerate the bullets by blocking them

    • @mrsvendel9189
      @mrsvendel9189 4 года назад

      Or just stop them with the force

  • @rustyrench4278
    @rustyrench4278 5 лет назад +32

    This is not a solution, I couldn't get my hands on a claymore never mind a lazer cannon.

  • @ThatBlasianStormtrooper
    @ThatBlasianStormtrooper 5 лет назад +21

    You're gonna get these people killed. He brought an entire building down on himself. 😂

  • @herbertvonbismarck8303
    @herbertvonbismarck8303 4 года назад +5

    Well it was the jedi council's fault which is why he fell into darkness

  • @Cynx210
    @Cynx210 4 года назад +2

    I love how every single lightsaber hilt is darth Vader’s one

  • @xdarkhunterx4163
    @xdarkhunterx4163 5 лет назад +14

    and suddenly you realize...
    YOUR KNEE DEEP IN CHEWBACA LITER

  • @mangodude9122
    @mangodude9122 4 года назад +210

    Darth vader: join the dark side
    Me: no
    Darth vader: or die
    Me: sure I'll join why not
    Edit: im wanna know if someone saw this so if see this plz reply

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 4 года назад +24

    Infographics: How to beat vader
    Me: Thinks..... *detonate nuke in orbit for massive emp effect, carpet bomb the continent with nuclear weapons, and hope for the best*

    • @matthewmadjehe
      @matthewmadjehe 4 года назад +1

      Were would you get that as a averge joe?

    • @same9322
      @same9322 4 года назад

      @@matthewmadjehe where would you get any of the stuff mentioned in this video as average joe

    • @matthewmadjehe
      @matthewmadjehe 4 года назад

      liam lego world i said that

  • @liamwoodruff3076
    @liamwoodruff3076 2 года назад

    Mike "Thatcher" Baker: **loads gun** "alright lets do this"

  • @ManahManah77
    @ManahManah77 5 лет назад +21

    Old Vader: Black heart of the Empire. There's no way to survive if you don't have the Force.
    New Vader: just show him a picture of his mommy.

    • @evanlight671
      @evanlight671 4 года назад +3

      Someone who has single handedly slaughtered hundreds of Jedi and treats non force users like wet paper. And how am I, someone lying on their couch and watching tv, suppose to beat him?

  • @DAYVIDVLOGS
    @DAYVIDVLOGS 5 лет назад +158

    Me: I CAN BEAT DARTH VADER
    *Darth Vader:* *_Wait, that's illegal._*

  • @biiyen8458
    @biiyen8458 4 года назад +1

    I'm disappointed that none of the aforementioned insults didn't include not having the *HIGH GROUND*

  • @erwanius507
    @erwanius507 4 года назад +3

    0:23 footage of the newest suit for deep sea diving

  • @williambewley7948
    @williambewley7948 5 лет назад +147

    Alright, so if he comes to my home I'll just bust out my military grade laser and my several pounds of explosives I have laying around
    Edit: this was a joke, because the people in the video said that they could stop him

    • @thekrieger2959
      @thekrieger2959 5 лет назад +1

      Won't do his armour is indestructible + explosives won't even do s scratch

    • @justinthompson6364
      @justinthompson6364 5 лет назад +1

      @@thekrieger2959 No limits fallacy. His armor certainly isn't indestructible, and whether or not he can resist explosive would heavily depend on the nature of the specific explosive.

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 лет назад

      Yeah

    • @sparky0019
      @sparky0019 5 лет назад

      Or sand.
      Sand always works against Vader.

    • @priyangshubhattacharyya3404
      @priyangshubhattacharyya3404 5 лет назад

      Okay. Vader can just create a force shield and literally nothing can reach him. I mean that guy took out an interplanetary army by himself and slayed down a Godzilla sized monster!

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 4 года назад +30

    "Lasers travel even slower than bullets in the star wars universe"
    Well in star wars battlefront 1 and 2, they are equally as fast as eachother except blaster bolts are more visible like tracer rounds.

    • @Mai-hk9he
      @Mai-hk9he 4 года назад +2

      They arent laser this videos very inaccurate

    • @Stop1601
      @Stop1601 2 года назад

      It’s been stated numerous times that the lasers are the speed of light.

  • @cjp9265
    @cjp9265 3 года назад +2

    Darth Vader's armour is fire proof in the comics

  • @obas100
    @obas100 4 года назад +4

    When you're telling Vader's/Anakin's story you make so many mistakes it's insane so next time make sure you fact check everything

    • @chrispierce8886
      @chrispierce8886 3 года назад

      You would think he would have done some research before releasing something He's got to know the fans have super baclklash force powers

  • @MrRush7567
    @MrRush7567 5 лет назад +5

    The fact that he gives into his emotions make him stronger within the darkside of the force

  • @dominickeijzer5844
    @dominickeijzer5844 4 года назад +18

    If Voldemort and Vader argued:
    Vader: If I had the chance, I would say watch out, your right hand man is in love with your enemy's dead mother.
    Voldemort: Vader, YOU'RE in love with your enemy's dead mother.

    • @deed7492
      @deed7492 4 года назад

      I see someone has been watching Studio C

  • @quinnmmccarn1357
    @quinnmmccarn1357 4 года назад

    Guns, lots of guns. - Infographics show motto

  • @generalbritain7735
    @generalbritain7735 2 года назад +1

    1. Throw sand
    2. Talk about Padmé
    3. Say the suit must of cost an arm and two legs

  • @jaredallen1950
    @jaredallen1950 4 года назад +28

    Just play a game of....the floor is lava😉
    Cmon everyone knows that!🤣

  • @yurichan6557
    @yurichan6557 5 лет назад +60

    There is only one man can defeat Darth Vader
    *_SANDMAN_*

    • @spaceboi1472
      @spaceboi1472 5 лет назад +2

      and their acquaintances, not just the men, but the women and children too

  • @traindudesink1804
    @traindudesink1804 4 года назад +4

    Just set off a emp of genius a robot than he needs power and if those go down he should be easy pickings

  • @MotocrossMan.
    @MotocrossMan. Год назад +1

    Bro made Vader look like a 1945 German Yahtzee with a gas mask

  • @batman7425
    @batman7425 5 лет назад +51

    You Vs scorpion
    (From Mortal Kombat)

  • @Basket__
    @Basket__ 5 лет назад +59

    Dude stop, he survive a volcano just with the force. Not the movie but Canon comics.

    • @Basket__
      @Basket__ 5 лет назад

      @Megami Dreemur When was that?

    • @solthegamer3769
      @solthegamer3769 4 года назад +10

      @Megami Dreemur No that wasn't a dream. This was when the natives of Mustafar attacked his castle

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 года назад

      He Also killed a whole planet of robot monsters

  • @yairo13king26
    @yairo13king26 4 года назад +2

    Anakin: execute order 69
    Clone: as you wish my lord
    Clone troopers: destroying all the sand

  • @alfredalfiesiv7082
    @alfredalfiesiv7082 4 года назад +5

    If we were to face him in the starwars univers, then I dont suggest you use slugthrowers (they fire solid projectiles) and since lightsabers MELT metal they would be inafective.
    Your best bet is to just lead him to a shallow pool, throw a high-voltage toster in there, and simply elrctrefry that fool. (Well that was *shocking*)

  • @CaelumTheWolf
    @CaelumTheWolf 5 лет назад +27

    Little known fact Vader can actually use force lighting but be can use it because of his limbs

    • @priyangshubhattacharyya3404
      @priyangshubhattacharyya3404 5 лет назад +4

      He can use force lightning but that will also damage his suit. So he doesn't use it.

    • @evanlight671
      @evanlight671 4 года назад +4

      But he can manipulate it to hurl a ball of electricity

    • @d00termcscooter17
      @d00termcscooter17 4 года назад

      @@evanlight671 finally someone who isnt braindead

  • @mbilowan
    @mbilowan 5 лет назад +46

    Can you please make
    "You bs DOOMGUY"
    Or
    "You vs AGENT 47"

    • @culturedswine6433
      @culturedswine6433 5 лет назад +1

      you vs alex mercer

    • @mbilowan
      @mbilowan 5 лет назад +1

      @@culturedswine6433
      Even better!!!

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 5 лет назад +1

      No chance of winning even with weapons

    • @soulresperz3585
      @soulresperz3585 4 года назад

      Their is no beating doom guy...

    • @dr.vanilla9017
      @dr.vanilla9017 4 года назад

      @@soulresperz3585 You used the wrong there

  • @Luca-yh9km
    @Luca-yh9km 4 года назад +4

    Infographics show: and nurses him back to health
    Correction: nursed him to 15% health

  • @OtterIvy
    @OtterIvy 3 года назад +1

    I see no DARTH VADER just a man with a stove on his head.

  • @ancient3668
    @ancient3668 5 лет назад +27

    So where tf do i buy a military grade huge laser as an “average joe”
    Also i really think you underestimate the force

    • @same9322
      @same9322 4 года назад +1

      Yep this is too expensive
      Step 1 get sand
      Step 2 get the high ground
      Step 3 win

  • @quintinodell309
    @quintinodell309 5 лет назад +73

    Shaggy at power level 100: did everyone else notice that?

    • @randomboi8577
      @randomboi8577 5 лет назад +1

      Noice

    • @robbietesolono3857
      @robbietesolono3857 5 лет назад +2

      I did

    • @Arthurschkil
      @Arthurschkil 5 лет назад +3

      Me: Nerd Mode activate
      Actually Saggy used about 90% of his power in the cartoon to beat those bikers in that bar.
      The machine helped Shaggy to concentrate only for the one thing he wanted to do in his situation.

    • @ausaralexander2627
      @ausaralexander2627 5 лет назад

      Many just many

    • @Spamley_the_Porygon2
      @Spamley_the_Porygon2 5 лет назад

      I did

  • @glitchking1598
    @glitchking1598 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: in Canon Darth Vader doged an actual Lazer built by an assassin Droid {or just a Droid} to assassinate him and he doged when it was fired at him and BTW, the Lazer traveled at 300,000 m/s {speed of light) and Vader was known to travel at the fraction of light on average, and oh yeah, he has moved 2 moons at the same time, {I ain't joking}