So on the topic of laszers, I have a friend of mine who was blinded in one eye by a bunch of rich kids carrying around a military grade laser stick thing. It was shined into his eye for a split second but completely fried his cornea. Apparently this happens all the time to people and the laser holder gets away with a slap on the wrist BUT the kids who were weilding this thing, pointed it at a military chinook (one of those double helicopter rotored/hot dog looking thangs) and it made the missile warning alarm go off. Obviously this was no laughing matter since they were freaking the fuck out. Long story short, my buddy is literally going to become a millionaire from sueing the kid's rich family; but if it wasn't blown out of proportion from flashing the lazer at the military chinook, then my friend wouldn't have gotten anything.
My hometown had a crazy old guy too, he told us he was a Vietnam vet, and told us these awesome stories in exchange for food or whatever we could find. To this day I dont know if he really was a vet, or that he just said that so we'd give him free shit, but he was a pretty cool guy, never tried to fondle us or anything
Mine still has this emo kid in a wheelchair who sing emo songs at the park. Rumor was that he was such a hardcore emo, that instead of cutting his wrists he cut his legs, but he fucked up and thats why he is in a wheelchair
I usually think that people should have their own opinions and shit, but you're not allowed to have that power if you use that power for saying evil satanist things like that sentence. This is you're one warning, be careful mister
Every time I wonder when Mick farts into the mic and Corey tells him to politely put it into his hat and throw it outside, my playlist plays the right episode 😂
I so badly want to tell them how surge protectors and breakers would prevent the majority of damage a massive solar flare would cause, and that restoring power afterwards would be as easy as flipping the switches back.
Speaking of accidents via theme park rides, here in KY, we had one of those tower rides where the thing rises slowly to the top then drops really fast to the bottom, it was called the Hellevator originally then the Superman Tower of Power(i think) when Six Flags took over, anyway, one day, a cable snapped and ended up severing both of some girl's feet.
i think tails spins his tails by just whipping them in circles alternatively, like double dutch jumprope, one loops then the other loops after, they don't actually spin like rotary, so imagine it as 2 tails each wagging in circles in opposite directions
By this point Cory seemed to have taken onboard people's complaints about his interruptions. There are so few "LISTEN"s, "FIRST OF ALL"s and "LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN'"s in this ep. (Might also be because he wasn't competing with Zach for center stage here).
These are my favorite episodes. No tacked on awful guests, just four or five creative guys just coming up with insane scenarios. great stuff. also, johnny utah was very funny, and seemed.... Joyful?
Actually for self-employed people (so, creative workers too) there is a quarterly tax system where you can break up your tax payments throughout the year into 4 payments, then when tax day comes you can file basically the same way everyone else does and you may even get a return instead of owing. I'm gonna try and learn it because it seems way better. And if you guys don't know, Mint.com can keep track of your expenses throughout the year so at the end of the year you can easily look up what money you spent on deductible things. I used it last year and it was way easier than me keeping track of that crap myself. Hope that helps some ^.^
another great episode, cory has been better than ever this season. really start missing zach when one of them says a flat tax would be a good idea and he isn't there to shut them down right away, tho.
1 time my dad and his friend went to their philipino friends house and it was real dark but there was food on table and dads friend just started digging in and he was like o man this is radical u gotta try some but dad Knew Better and declined so guy was totally digging the Sweet Meats he ate until a car lights passed thru the house and he saw he was eating from a barbecued dog that was splayed out on the table while he enjoyed it v much he still threw up and everyone laughed and that was the best summer ever
The current US education system is at a point where they DO teach you to write checks, manage your own finances, controls stocks, pay taxes, and just understand some of the essential needs to be an adult. It's usually a class called Business Math or something, but you also have health classes which are slowly changing into more orientated towards your personal well being AFTER school.
sonic (water) levels are shit, but Hydrocity act 2 has my favorite sonic song. it's starts out kinda dorky, then it gets into this sick riff, then it get into an even better riff and at that point I was just blown away. chemical plant zone is good too
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I love the fact that everything Cory said about Dr. Robotnik is 100% true but it sounds like his other ramblings regardless.
I have to be fair, a lot of Cory's ramblings is grounded in reality, it's just filtered through a madman
@@OldeScrumpymodern diogenes
So on the topic of laszers, I have a friend of mine who was blinded in one eye by a bunch of rich kids carrying around a military grade laser stick thing. It was shined into his eye for a split second but completely fried his cornea. Apparently this happens all the time to people and the laser holder gets away with a slap on the wrist BUT the kids who were weilding this thing, pointed it at a military chinook (one of those double helicopter rotored/hot dog looking thangs) and it made the missile warning alarm go off. Obviously this was no laughing matter since they were freaking the fuck out. Long story short, my buddy is literally going to become a millionaire from sueing the kid's rich family; but if it wasn't blown out of proportion from flashing the lazer at the military chinook, then my friend wouldn't have gotten anything.
is your friendo rolling in the dough yet
How about now?
Now?
Do you have it now?
NOW!
I can imagine Pee-Wee's actor talking all serious in Gotham, then randomly lets out a "HaHa!"
7 years later and Cory is still yelling about sonic. Something’s never change I guess.
Cory's stories and improvs are so goddamn insane, they're a magical journey to listen to.
+spacemanisaac He could do a podcast called Cory's Stories! (Copyright Ireland(Bitch))
Cory isn't Irish.
the stories he tells are
"Look, all I had growing up was: Super Nintendo, paper..."
-Cory
That's all you need.
Cory Movie Synopsis needs to be a series.
+GamerNonGamer definitely
+GamerNonGamer
A fucking MEN
+GamerNonGamer would be a good candidate for short animations
I feel like a lot of them would start with "So it starts with this fucking autistic melvin doin science retard shit..."
Sometimes I hate Corey and sometimes I fucking love Corey. He is a complex individual
This is the best podcast ever made. Period.
All these years later, that damn intro sends me howling every single time lol
Thank you for consistently uploading these weekly now. It's helping to suppress my cravings for autism.
Jesus! How could you?!
The only thing my hometown ever had that was kinda cool was this crazy homeless guy named Eddie that me and my friends would buy food
My hometown had a crazy old guy too, he told us he was a Vietnam vet, and told us these awesome stories in exchange for food or whatever we could find. To this day I dont know if he really was a vet, or that he just said that so we'd give him free shit, but he was a pretty cool guy, never tried to fondle us or anything
Mine still has this emo kid in a wheelchair who sing emo songs at the park. Rumor was that he was such a hardcore emo, that instead of cutting his wrists he cut his legs, but he fucked up and thats why he is in a wheelchair
My hometown just had this crazy old lady who gave PENNIES on Halloween. She would also steal other people's cats then claim they belonged to her.
my town is allegedly an artists hub, in reality the highlight is a legless prostitute that wanders up and down main street in a wheelchair.
+MoonBunnies really? where's that at?
"its like they just keep making worse and worse jokers"
if only he knew
Leto's is way better than that asswipe on Gotham
I usually think that people should have their own opinions and shit, but you're not allowed to have that power if you use that power for saying evil satanist things like that sentence. This is you're one warning, be careful mister
Alejandro, yo haha
The new one is p good
If only he knew that after Leto we would get one of the best ones. There was a light at the end of the tunnel after all.
The “a solar flare disables all technology” hypothetical is the plot of Guilty Gear, kinda.
YES!! IT'S JOHNNYUTAH!
We need more potato salad / live action skits for the love of god !
the only thing i can think of that ever happened in my hometown is that it's where the klan was founded
yup
+Jokerhamil Klan of the Ku Klux variety?
+Spazminal Loganetic did he not spell clan with a "K"?
Stone CALM Well it could've been some other racist clan with a three letter acronym...
+Spazminal Loganetic Or a rap group...
+Jokerhamil wu tang 4 lyfe
you guys are epic
so epic i cum
+TypeZero303DevilFish oh look,my old profile pic
+Arozura You people with the ahegao profile pictures are strange. Golly gosh.
+Arozura epic for the win haha
+Some Dude hello fellow member of the Ahegao club!
Anyone: so yeah, that’s why I don’t trust mangos
Chris: what would you do if there was a solar fla-
*Babe in the Big Blue City*
gotta love Cory.
"What's the deal with the chaos rings...?" - I fucking love you Jeff
I ended up laughing so hard I came very close to throwing up when Cory started summarizing movies.
Every time I wonder when Mick farts into the mic and Corey tells him to politely put it into his hat and throw it outside, my playlist plays the right episode 😂
This episode has probably been the best so far.
I so badly want to tell them how surge protectors and breakers would prevent the majority of damage a massive solar flare would cause, and that restoring power afterwards would be as easy as flipping the switches back.
one of the best intros so far. thank you Cory.
13:50 I will remember this always.
2:35 that slide whistle made me laugh a lot harder than it should
lol I love everyone on the podcast I don't get how or why people complain about free content when Mick or johnny Utah are on the podcast I love em
You guys should get Harry Partridge as a guest star on the podcast.
They stumbled upon his flash game in one of the Oneyplays Newgrounds Games vids
Speaking of accidents via theme park rides, here in KY, we had one of those tower rides where the thing rises slowly to the top then drops really fast to the bottom, it was called the Hellevator originally then the Superman Tower of Power(i think) when Six Flags took over, anyway, one day, a cable snapped and ended up severing both of some girl's feet.
nice
That just happened at “glenwood caverns adventure park” in Glenwood Colorado. Some girls legs got severed or something. Imagine being on that ride.
I found a squid under my bed and I thought of you, Chris.
What
how did that happen
"That scarecrow guy, he has a weird name or something" "He is Irish or something"
Hehehehe we all have weird names here.
His name is Cillian Murphy.
Finally I have something to listen to at work.
Everyone is great on this.
You honestly shouldn't listen to this at work.
+Aleks Mcripped What else am I supposed to do at the E.R?
I already exhausted my news sites..
i think tails spins his tails by just whipping them in circles alternatively, like double dutch jumprope, one loops then the other loops after, they don't actually spin like rotary, so imagine it as 2 tails each wagging in circles in opposite directions
You wasted your life typing this
Nah a flying 2 tailed fox having a circle joint makes more sense to me.
Autism.
Micks peewee herman impression at 5:41 is hilarious
did jeff predict the sonic totino's sponsorship a year early?
When season two started I became so much more positive
I'm begging you guys, do more tired sleepycast. There were some really powerful moments here.
42:00 for Cory Movie Synosis
Are we not going to mention that Cory told Mick to catch his farts in a hat and throw it out a window? How elegant.
41:20 is my new favorite thing in the world
By this point Cory seemed to have taken onboard people's complaints about his interruptions.
There are so few "LISTEN"s, "FIRST OF ALL"s and "LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN'"s in this ep.
(Might also be because he wasn't competing with Zach for center stage here).
Yeah honestly it used to be so bad that I wish there were more episodes without Cory
For some reason I cannot help but imagine HappyHarry's animation style while listening to the Taxes commercial.
32:15 "he gonna get-save all the chocolate bars..."
Thanks for finally showing your real face on JonTron by the way, Zach.
+Squeaky245 When did this happen?!?
+Kniroid Precisely, when?
+Kniroid he showed his real face when he played Grimbo
+Mortadda He only voiced.
SabbyNeko
- - - >The joke
Your head
Does anyone know which one of Jeff's cartoons has the "show me what you got" line?
These are my favorite episodes. No tacked on awful guests, just four or five creative guys just coming up with insane scenarios. great stuff. also, johnny utah was very funny, and seemed.... Joyful?
48:19 best part of the podcast lol
whats this? my pants. ITS EXTENDING
Actually for self-employed people (so, creative workers too) there is a quarterly tax system where you can break up your tax payments throughout the year into 4 payments, then when tax day comes you can file basically the same way everyone else does and you may even get a return instead of owing. I'm gonna try and learn it because it seems way better. And if you guys don't know, Mint.com can keep track of your expenses throughout the year so at the end of the year you can easily look up what money you spent on deductible things. I used it last year and it was way easier than me keeping track of that crap myself. Hope that helps some ^.^
You Guys made this video just in time. I had nothing to do all day XD
"Gooooood one! thas was a funny joooke!" hahahaah
It sucks that these good memories are stained by Mick being an asshole
Which Johnny Utah animation says "Show Me What You Got"?
Alun Haden you still lookin
another great episode, cory has been better than ever this season. really start missing zach when one of them says a flat tax would be a good idea and he isn't there to shut them down right away, tho.
just made my week better
For the panda thing that's not always true, sometimes pandas give birth while they're asleep and wake up to see a strange child and they kill it
I personally think orange juice tastes horrid
@@strange4414 honestly i agree
Looks like Jeff is really against being called Johnny now that a Point Break remake is coming. I don't blame him.
Cory's impression of Peewee Herman just sounds like Zach to me.
My hometown had a murder case with two suspects where both suspects blamed each other for the killings and no one got sentenced for murder
Timestamps for me
23:58
26:03
1:02:47
I loved short circuit
SO HYPE SEASON 2
Mick: Japan is like China, too
Me: Japan is, like, China II
31:53 I'm going to use that the next time someone quotes a video IRL.
Yes! Another episode!
Peewee's Herman is the funniest mistake I've ever heard in my life.
1 time my dad and his friend went to their philipino friends house and it was real dark but there was food on table and dads friend just started digging in and he was like o man this is radical u gotta try some but dad Knew Better and declined so guy was totally digging the Sweet Meats he ate until a car lights passed thru the house and he saw he was eating from a barbecued dog that was splayed out on the table while he enjoyed it v much he still threw up and everyone laughed and that was the best summer ever
1:00:38 is the best description of my attitude towards tax season.
P.S. That should be a GTA radio ad.
What is the name of the song they use in it its driving me insane, i have been scouring the internet not knowing what to google
These boys are just treasures. Even Jeff
Hey the Beast roller coaster at King's Island is fucking legit.
"Gooooood one! thas was a funny joooke!" hahahaah 31:52
A lot of roller coaster enthusiasts actually prefer wooden coasters to steel ones.
I'm so relieved to hear that someone else thinks Jim Carrey made a great riddler.
Corey comes from some lovecraftian nightmare town
best podcast
the tax commercial was fucking funny. the music and guns made it.
That fucking E.T synopsis killed me xD
I'm glad I'm not the only one who plays "(Your name) The Hedgehog"
1:00:35 BEST FUCKING RADIO AD EVER
Dude , that gazelle never coming back
31:48 oh yes, hahaha, Ireland
The only podcast where Corey is actually funny
The current US education system is at a point where they DO teach you to write checks, manage your own finances, controls stocks, pay taxes, and just understand some of the essential needs to be an adult. It's usually a class called Business Math or something, but you also have health classes which are slowly changing into more orientated towards your personal well being AFTER school.
x doubt
+Orwellian Nightmare can confirm, took one of these courses my junior year.
Most of that stuff is common sense though.
Of course, these are grown men that need to count with their fingers, so I guess I'm not surprised.
Taxes are not easy lml
We need that Cooking Show , like now.
Finally an episode with Jeff and not Zach the Rat
what roller coaster was mick(/chris? cant remember) talking about?
Cu chulann in tayto park
Batman & Robin is the best batman movie. Its actually fun to watch
2:45 is that.... a DBZ sound clip they use in the background?
what cartoon was jeff referring to that rick and Morty ripped from?
John of War
and some other ones featuring the same character
can you guys hire someone to link all the videos chris talks about in each episode?
Wow you guys are actually trying with the podcast now. Good work
does anyone know the song that plays in the background at 1:01:04?
Simpsons theme remix
sonic (water) levels are shit, but Hydrocity act 2 has my favorite sonic song. it's starts out kinda dorky, then it gets into this sick riff, then it get into an even better riff and at that point I was just blown away. chemical plant zone is good too
25:55 This is good
Make a playlist for season 2
40:55 killed me
I would like to meet you guys and educate you guys about dinosaurs and other animals.
I wonder if they will ever have TVMaxwell on here
Too bad both channels have ended