Dungeons and Daddies - S1E02 - The Ties that Bind

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 10 месяцев назад +59

    I'm getting the sneakiest suspicion that Beth May might be the funniest person alive "fun fact: Ron doesn't have any leg hair!" that delivery was destructive

  • @RobertManzano
    @RobertManzano Год назад +101

    "You could have bought a map! You could have done ANYTHING."
    "Yeah we're pretty new here, so..."

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Год назад +263

    Henry managing his budding Druidic powers like he's hitting puberty at 35+ is pretty hilarious, won't lie :')

  • @trixer230
    @trixer230 Год назад +59

    When the DM says "Ok" and nothing else you know you done messed up.

  • @baldunicorn8988
    @baldunicorn8988 Год назад +112

    timestamps for convenience:
    2:35 first change of the dad joke rules
    3:16 mathematically they should rescue henry's kids first
    4:31 dad joke kills glenn
    6:42 baby's first side quest
    8:05 something has changed within me, something is not the same
    9:00 now now, alignment is no reason to bully people
    12:29 henry casts thunderwave
    14:01 beth does a crime
    15:30 daryl haven't you been burned enough by handshakes
    19:04 henry introduces basically yelp to this world
    21:20 ron is a poor little meow meow
    25:37 dad huddle
    26:49 second dad huddle in as many minutes
    27:15 I would have also used my phone calculator for this
    25:20 the daryl barrel special
    30:16 there are only two beds
    32:44 dream sharing
    33:50 funny in hindsight
    35:32 dads cannot remember names
    36:20 will/henry loves making puns
    37:12 beth you're gonna kill glenn
    40:12 dads get into looting
    42:32 really should have asked these questions earlier
    45:19 the secret daryl item reveal
    47:05 he Cannot
    49:21 the dads will Regret This
    58:30 daryl has only taken damage from dad jokes this episode
    1:01:37 glenn's turn with the braincell
    1:05:40 you cannot high school musical your way out of a murder
    1:09:15 "we're good people" says the man lying to two children
    1:10:37 turns out the slave labor was a red flag
    1:11:35 ron's got some stuff
    1:13:04 good ole dnd solution to every problem: murder
    1:25:34 listen ron is not wrong here
    1:28:20 you got this daddy master
    1:33:32 the moral of the story
    1:34:40 those montessori art lessons paid off

    • @zacaratgod
      @zacaratgod 8 месяцев назад +2

      Generic comment to boost this

    • @AshleyKitsune
      @AshleyKitsune 4 месяца назад +2

      That "Funny in Hindsight" comment is a great call there 😂

  • @LuckyRabbit234
    @LuckyRabbit234 11 месяцев назад +25

    “You must not get a lot of faerie dragons in Waterdeep.”
    Buddy, we’ve got EVERYTHING in Waterdeep! If it looks like we DON’T have it, we just haven’t found it yet!

  • @polandxx22
    @polandxx22 Год назад +138

    I'm dying with Henry going "Well people might assume Darryl and I are married so..."

    • @Magnus833
      @Magnus833 3 месяца назад +1

      I know this is a year old but I love imagining that conversation with Carol she was mad about denting the car wait till she hears about that one.😂

  • @cecilystier6297
    @cecilystier6297 Год назад +42

    I just love the amounts of pure chaos and laughter this group has in these episodes.

  • @PloverBones
    @PloverBones Год назад +27

    I never realized how much this episode impacted the rest of the series until now

    • @AegisDuskpyre
      @AegisDuskpyre Год назад +5

      The thing that I liked about this campaign is that the DM was able to keep things relevant after they happened in prior instances.

    • @PloverBones
      @PloverBones 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AegisDuskpyre Especially with the pyramid incident, which carried into season 2 (although it is minor)

  • @OneWingedAngelsBand
    @OneWingedAngelsBand Год назад +77

    Late to party but I'm loving what I'm hearing. Got recommended this podcast by a friend, and I gotta say this is hands down the best adaptation of the real people transported to the DND world that I've ever seen. Props to you guys. 😅

  • @jimmyredd
    @jimmyredd Год назад +53

    Gartok = Car Talk cracks me up every time

    • @zachbrancato1970
      @zachbrancato1970 Год назад +3

      Fun Fact: Rearrange the letters in Gartok and add a hyphen, and you get "go-kart".

  • @austinwatkins9066
    @austinwatkins9066 2 года назад +65

    38:50 the collective "Oooohhhhhh" had me busting up

    • @puddsanimations1756
      @puddsanimations1756 2 года назад +11

      For me it’s the “YoU HaVE a DRaGONE!?!” That comes shortly after

  • @spanglishwords5623
    @spanglishwords5623 2 года назад +45

    YOU GOT A DRAGON!?
    I can't 🤣

  • @grell5108
    @grell5108 Год назад +15

    Just found the wonderful world of dnd podcasts and I AM HAPPY!

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio Год назад +5

      Welcome to your new obsession friend!

    • @spacerbreaker
      @spacerbreaker Год назад +1

      The series gets better the longer you listen to it! I'm on my third time around!

  • @trevorgreenough6141
    @trevorgreenough6141 Год назад +17

    This is such a good idea for a campaign, I am going to do something similar. Classes are dad archetypes, every one is human. I'm going to put it in a different setting, going for a variety of punk, dungeon punk, tesla punk, clock punk, etc.

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 Год назад +90

    SPOLIERS (for episode 29)
    33:51 And here we see Beth May casually figure out the identity of the main villain by episode 2

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Год назад +8

      I know. Came back to relisten and it was surprising

    • @Virtual-caveman
      @Virtual-caveman Год назад +1

      Yea I felt like i could hear Anthony cringing all the way from my house

  • @JDChannel79
    @JDChannel79 2 года назад +41

    Greatest DnD podcast ever.

  • @dannithespoonlord
    @dannithespoonlord 2 года назад +29

    I saw this was on RUclips and the first thing I did was skip to the 10 minute mark lol the original has been preserved!!

    • @iamme4605
      @iamme4605 2 года назад +2

      What

    • @V.Perez1985
      @V.Perez1985 Год назад +2

      @@iamme4605 you'll understand when you get near the end of season 1

    • @the_exodusrex3385
      @the_exodusrex3385 Год назад +2

      @@V.Perez1985 Spoil and explain, please.

    • @V.Perez1985
      @V.Perez1985 Год назад

      @@the_exodusrex3385 nah just get to episode 62 and you'll see.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Год назад +4

      ​@@the_exodusrex3385spoiler
      Darrel goes back in time to change what the dad's write in the bracelets and to talk to the bar tender.

  • @JDChannel79
    @JDChannel79 2 года назад +70

    This is the original version, does not have the edit that was done later on in the season.

    • @rachel7815
      @rachel7815 2 года назад +4

      What was the edit?

    • @JDChannel79
      @JDChannel79 2 года назад +6

      @@rachel7815 its a spoiler if you haven't finished the series. But it has to do with a later episode that makes a small change.

    • @amberwasatomic
      @amberwasatomic 2 года назад +10

      I love the edit. It may be worth it to listen to everything on spotify if you are interested

    • @adrianlara5045
      @adrianlara5045 2 года назад +1

      @@amberwasatomic is it substantially different?

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 года назад +6

      I got to say that the fact that they did that made it really funny to the person who recommended the series to me. Because when I got to that part of the series I mentioned how funny it was to them and they were like "wait are you serious they actually went back and changed it on the website?!?" I also liked to use the transcripts because it's hard for me to differentiate the characters voices when you're first starting to listen to people. So I was able to send a screenshot of the blatantly obvious post edit and they told me that it would make way more sense in about 60 episodes xD but when I finally got there when I finally got there it was the funniest thing in the world

  • @Dr_VonDuck
    @Dr_VonDuck 10 месяцев назад +2

    Starting my second run through S1... worth every minute even the second time!

  • @peterstuart5640
    @peterstuart5640 Год назад +8

    BUT YOU KIILLLLEED MY SON!! .. hilarious! I'm actually crying with laughter!!

  • @kidflashclone
    @kidflashclone Год назад +8

    1:25:50 The original timeline

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Год назад

      I wish they didn't lol

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s very funny to now learn that this got retconned in other places they uploaded it 😂

    • @red5_skywalker
      @red5_skywalker 3 месяца назад

      Thanks for the timestamp!

  • @JayFochs1337
    @JayFochs1337 Год назад +10

    13:50 add 1D6 psychic damage to anyone struck by a flying thunder condom 😂

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 11 месяцев назад

      They should also roll to see if they are blinded by them for 1 turn.

  • @agustinmolina6660
    @agustinmolina6660 Год назад +61

    "love your children"
    "alright!"
    "but not phisically"
    good gods

  • @meganbuchanan6359
    @meganbuchanan6359 10 месяцев назад +3

    They all dreamed of Ron's dad!!!! The forshadowing!!!!! Love beth!!!

  • @johnmobley9369
    @johnmobley9369 Год назад +8

    Gartok literally has slaves and his “sons” sound a lot like Lance’s “SONS” from before. Like I- he didn’t like a single personality based thing about each of his children. One of them is literally his body gaurd.

  • @SoapySuds_
    @SoapySuds_ Год назад +6

    I found you guys through the encounter table and so far im loving every minute

  • @candicedotson5255
    @candicedotson5255 2 года назад +15

    I miss playing DnD. It inspires my passions in it again

  • @ianthrower8744
    @ianthrower8744 Год назад +4

    Stark. Raving. Naked. Man, that is a whole new level of naked.

  • @crashoverride2345
    @crashoverride2345 8 месяцев назад +4

    Wasn't the van almost on empty before all of this happened? ... the never emding gas tank

  • @00Jj262
    @00Jj262 Год назад +5

    Gartok nonsense is beyond hilarious.

  • @Grimmwalker3223
    @Grimmwalker3223 Год назад

    My regular dnd has stopped, found this series and it is filling that void. Loving this chaos!

  • @theelvishking7597
    @theelvishking7597 8 месяцев назад +1

    The unedited version of this episode befor later is the season was great

  • @AshleyKitsune
    @AshleyKitsune 7 месяцев назад +1

    I laughed so hard I almost peed myself at "You're gonna drown in beer"

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 Год назад +8

    lmao
    "big man feet."

  • @paul_S93
    @paul_S93 2 месяца назад

    I love this so much just wish it was a visual podcast as well!!

  • @crazedzealots
    @crazedzealots Год назад +4

    Holy shit this is really really funny, im hooked now for sure. Your cast is amazing what chemistry.

  • @johnmobley9369
    @johnmobley9369 Год назад +2

    I don’t think the town likes me
    Hey bud, why were you invisible
    🙎🏾‍♀

  • @loadless2265
    @loadless2265 Год назад +3

    Bookmark 48:21

  • @impiousmessiah6732
    @impiousmessiah6732 7 месяцев назад +1

    SPOILIERS FOR EPISODE LIKE 24
    I love how Ron actually has big feet, in a later episode Beth rolls an 18 for Ron's foot size. I think it's one of the fourknights episodes.

  • @Virtual-caveman
    @Virtual-caveman Год назад +1

    I don’t understand how this has only 1k likes, it’s fantastic

  • @MedusaPurple
    @MedusaPurple 7 месяцев назад

    The greatest mystery of the series (unless I'm missing something) is how did Will figure out about the Charleston Chews. I remember being so sure it was bubble gum the first time around.

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 2 года назад +7

    Great podcast

  • @iguessimherenow_5920
    @iguessimherenow_5920 3 месяца назад

    me unironically coming back to this ep due to the time travel joke thinking it was real

  • @KyloXsogi
    @KyloXsogi 10 месяцев назад +1

    So no one is gunna say the Daryle Wilson guy sounds like Ralph from the Wreck It Ralph movies?

  • @dabsterthebest9037
    @dabsterthebest9037 Год назад +4

    Is the change they did in this yt ep? Might’ve skipped over it

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 3 месяца назад

      Naw the retcon is not included in this upload

  • @bootlegmozart
    @bootlegmozart 11 месяцев назад

    comments are good for the youtube algorithm. also i hope nothing bad happens with Glenn

  • @soyalaphoenix3067
    @soyalaphoenix3067 2 месяца назад

    This is turning me into enjoy dungeon and dragon!

  • @ThePorpoisepower
    @ThePorpoisepower 2 месяца назад +1

    Title: "The ties that bind"
    Tagline: "Not a BDSM podcast"
    Are you sure about that?

  • @rebeccab.1296
    @rebeccab.1296 4 месяца назад

    Fresh Charleston chews aren't super chewy not that it matters 😂

  • @glocccky
    @glocccky 16 дней назад

    wait... if they're in luskan, and luskan is north of neverwinter and they want to go north to neverwinter... won't they just end up at mirabar?

  • @nerdgarage
    @nerdgarage Год назад +2

    What the * have I stumbled into here ? LOL I mean, I get the D&D, but egads, will the D&D multiverse survive these guys ?

  • @ryuk-gj9uz
    @ryuk-gj9uz Год назад +1

    55:03

  • @ThemightyTho
    @ThemightyTho Год назад +2

    Why did gartok's son die?

    • @coolbeans621
      @coolbeans621 3 месяца назад

      One of the characters who moved the bracelet that had his son soul in it, causing his son to die

  • @justinrobins8311
    @justinrobins8311 Месяц назад

    The dream was Ron's dad, huh?

  • @TehKazlehoff
    @TehKazlehoff 8 месяцев назад

    31:30
    She sexpecting bud light. piss in a bottle and it would be near identical 🤣

  • @theboredone
    @theboredone Год назад +1

    Spoilers.
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    is this version before the great retcon?

  • @KingDracSiege
    @KingDracSiege 2 года назад +12

    this is a great podcast, but how does the BDSM play into it?

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 7 месяцев назад

    I think it was a good call to change the dad joke benefit to Inspiration, makes exp calculation less annoying (for the party, not the audience!!)

  • @johnmobley9369
    @johnmobley9369 Год назад +1

    Get more context and informations before making snap judgements and mind my own goddamn business are the lessons I learned today LMGAON

  • @SilverAlex92
    @SilverAlex92 Год назад

    Omg im dying hahahahahahahahaha they killed Garktog son

  • @darcyd23
    @darcyd23 2 года назад +2

    LETTSS GOOOOOOOO

  • @connorshaw-case6030
    @connorshaw-case6030 Год назад +2

    this has criminally low views

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Год назад +3

    Okay, this was very easy to solve: 1. Tell Gartok they can probably find someone in a major city that can bring his son back to life and you'll help him find something Ron cares about (obviously not his "burden" of a step-son), and let him use it to get revenge. 2. Gag Ron and tell the dragon kids that Ron took the bracelet off against Gartok's will and Gartok tried to kill Ron immediately afterwards. 3. Tell the dragon kids that Gartok could have gotten his employees or slaves or whatever to look for them, but he went himself and almost got killed for it.
    Obviously, Gartok is a dick, but in his own twisted way, he wants what he thinks is best for his kids, so all he really needs is a bit of family therapy.

  • @WickedZen
    @WickedZen Год назад

    Second episode did not disappointment.

  • @imagohawke6991
    @imagohawke6991 Год назад

    I thought i heard Preston PelvisCrown.

  • @justsortahere9985
    @justsortahere9985 11 месяцев назад

    13:00

  • @KingDracSiege
    @KingDracSiege 2 года назад +1

    ya'll should collab with Die of Laughter to grow ur audience quickly.

  • @johnmobley9369
    @johnmobley9369 Год назад +1

    I have big man feet 🙎🏾‍♀

  • @ArilliusDM
    @ArilliusDM Год назад +3

    Is Ron's player just not listening? Well, it wouldn't be D&D without one.

  • @mandyogilvie686
    @mandyogilvie686 Год назад +2

    532 like