Toss a Coin to Your Witcher: Jaskier Pole Dance Routine
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2022
- My winning comedy routine from Pole Theatre 2022, featuring Bardery, Hijinks, and just a hint of some of my other hobbies 😉
The beginning is slightly off as I'd had to restart due to a technical issue, so the adrenaline was buzzing.
Credit to @joeybatey2766 for the music of course (with a hint of @DanVasc), Adamant costuming for the shorts, and thanks so much to Coffeelips for being my Geralt!
Hope you all enjoy! 
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shooting arrows as he scales and descends a pole, like some demented cupid.
10/10 would toss coins
Haha thanks for the imagery! 😂 sadly I was not showered with wealth at the end... Maybe people didn't hear properly 😜
Moves like that? Coins, panties, boxers, first born...deed to the house, whatever. LOL
Fun fact: the first position he had on the pole for shooting is even called cupid.
Having reached that point in the video I swear you could put angel wings on him and convince me he is Cupid himself 😭
Heck, I’ll believe it even without the wings 😅
Bro really brought his archery skills to a dance competition. Amazing 😂
All the comments on his channel say “wait you dance too?!?!” So this comment is funny to me
The man. The archer-poledancer. The legend.
This is the exact point where the circles of hot, nerdy, and funny overlap.
Also Shredded
An astonishing combination of creativity, art and physical skills.
Absolutely magnificent.
Thank you! 🥰
Bro is multiclassing Ranger and Bard 🤣
It's always funny to me how common a combination pole dancing, archery and tabletop rpgs are. I think I know like five people in person?
Well deserved win
YOO this was so cool, I really respect pole dancers (especially if they're performing a witcher show lol) such a great performance!!
Thank you so much 😁😁
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT ROUTINE !!! I'm in shock, this is so well constructed and executed !!
Thank you so much! 🥰🥰
Absolutely beautiful, breathtaking dance and archery, and hysterical.
Thank you!
Excellent stuff! Love your work to give visibility to the existence of sexy nerds and also the breadth of pole sport as an art medium for comedy as well as being an athletic pursuit! You are one very cool performer!
lol, in my experience most pole dancers are huge nerds
Oh I was hoping we'd get to see your routine and it does *not* disappoint! This as brilliant and funny and sweet from start to finish. Your Geralt was fabulous too, give them many kudos! I do wonder how you kept the hat on through all that though. Many bobby pins or just a very snug fit?
This is so in character 😂😂 can't wait for seasons 3 and this routine to make it to the silver screen ❤
I'm very disappointed that Geralt didn't get on the pole lol
Honestly a doubles routine with Geralt x Jaskier really needs to be a thing.
pole dancing and archery... I'd never thought I'll be interested in combination of those, especially in a guy doing those. But this guy is a legend!
I don’t know how I got here but I have no regrets. So talented!
Your prowesses with a bow and around a pole are legendary good sir. 😮
Nothing worse then a bard scorned- Gj the choreography was amazing :D
Ive been trying to decide whether to enter pole theatre uk this year (as an amateur since I've never competed before) and i feel like RUclips recommending this to me is a sign!
It's a very fun competition! Well worth it! 😁
Buddy is a real-life Robin Goodfellow.
I've decided to marry this man.
Join the queue
This is incredible???? I can't imagine the strength you must need to do pole, I can't even do one pull-up 😅
Amazing!!!! Can we get Joey Batey to see this!?
I'd love that!!
this is incredible!!! watching you on tiktok was what made me decide to try pole, if you’re ever performing somewhere or doing championships again it would be great to see you live!
Thank you so much! Hope you're enjoying pole 😁 I'll try to publicise a bit more next time I'm doing something like this 😁
Holy shit this was crazy impressive! Especially that "walk" that was crazy!!
I'm always impress by people who are able to hold themselves up on poles using only their legs. Great performance! *tosses a coin*
Absolutely stellar. Is the metal version the Dan Vasc cover? I hope this this makes him uncomfortable. 😂 I’m living for the phenomenal talent on display here.
I came on this channel for the archery, but man you've got many talents
How is this only coming up in my feed NOW?! Damn it RUclips. A+ on the recommendation, F- on the feed timing. S-tier dance, amazing!
I love the amount of strength and skill on display here!
I really enjoyed how your performance matched the music.
Amazing, as always.
Thank you 🥰
Me watching the whole thing, super enjoying it, waiting until the end to confirm that it's as amazing as I think it is- and then sending it to my lesbian sister and her bi wife.
Five minutes passed in a blink of an eye! There's an unspoken charisma that each and every move of yours emanates and I'm so here for it! I doubt I would ever take on pole dance and perhaps I'll never be a great archer but watching you dazzling with confidence and passion for what you do inspires me to do so many great things! Although, I'll admit, archery is one of them as well. I aspire and hope to get my un-sporty self together one day and take on archery classes. And I feel like I'm closer and closer to this with every video of yours that I watch. Thank you a bunch! 😌❤️
I am deceased! Amazing! Already a fan of you on here and then you go and a Jaskier pole routine! This might be one of my favourite things on the internet. I screamed multiple times XD Great performance!!!
I'm having some emotions here, I never knew pole dancing could be so interesting to watch.
I kinda forgot about pole dancing, but with the amount of upper body strength required, I’m not surprised men totally knock this out of the park.
Just blown away by the ALL the talent ❤
Absolutely phenomenal 💜
this is so up my alley, I have so much respect for what you do, and it's just hilarious
Brilliant!! Thanks for a great performance!
My life before seeing this performance was a waste of time😂
It's just spectacular. Thanks for sharing!
Absolutely astounding! I've been watching vids for about a year now and it's so inspirational to see someone combine their passions and make something of it! ❤
That was *chefs kiss*. So funny, so skilled. Wonderful.
Toss a coin to your witcher - no, toss a Ben Franklin to your multimedium pole dancer, holy shit!
obsessed!!! from hearing Dan Vasc, to the archery, just everything tbh i hardly have words
absolutely amazing!
Omg! That's precious and everything I didn't know I needed!
I can't stop watching! 🤩
absolutely LOVE that!
This was amazing!
Thanks! 😊 glad you enjoyed it 😁
As a witcher fan I loved this! Brilliant.
Absolutely killing it!! The creativity, the versatility of skills, the stage presence and the storytelling are all next level. This is something really special! ❤️🔥
THE ARTISTRY ❤❤❤ THE VERSATILITY
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This was incredible
ART👏🏻
THIS IS ART 👏🏻
I really love how you mixed in the archery to the dance routine. Talk about combining your passions.
this was so cool! I love it!
Why have I not seen this before? That was beautiful!
ICONIC
Thank you 😊
This was an incredible performance
Omg that was awesome! ❤
Wow, you are so talented!
Shoutout to those bobby pins for holding your hat. It’s not much but it’s honey work.
That was weird as heck.... MORE!!! 😂❤
this is amazinnngggg
Splendid performance! ❤
So talented. ❤❤❤
Very well done!
"If anyone needs me ill be at the bar." Love
That was amazing
Omg he is absolutely amazing!!👏👏👏 The accuracy and skill to shoot properly from a fricking pole while upside down!
My guy brought a bow and arrow to a dance fight
Absolutely gorgeous
🤯🤯🤯 Good lord he’s skillful
I saw the thumbnail and just had to watch, this was friggin awesome
Yes!
What a fucking masterpiece
"You can't do poledance AND play an instrument and sing at the same time!"
Blumineck: "hold my... wait, actually, i'l just take my beer on stage while doing all that."
OMG, best bard ever! 😍 I Jaskier would have been this strong he could have helped Gerald way better on their journey 😅
I love it ❤
Why do i want a collab between him and Jacques Ze Whipper and him it doesn't even make sense lol but they have the same energy
Nice dance bud bringing your bow and arrows were a nice touch
This is hilarious anf great. :)
This is inspiring
Very entertaining 🏹
I think I’m in love holy shit
You are an absolute treasure
you deserve the Nobel Prize for Cupid 2022!
The Witcher sure is a Pole through and through
That was so soooooo cool!! Beautiful show!
It makes me super nervous seeing a bow fired on stage in front of an audience though, I mean I know he's controlling his shots but it's still a dangerous weapon
Shamazing!
(BTW is it just me where the audio from the stage is all one ear and audience is all other ear?)
Isn’t that the Dan case cover? I love it!
Damn. I should really take a pole class some day ^^
So cool :D
Thanks 😁😁
1:20 my man made a russian split. Respect!!!
You should teach markiplier how to pole dance, continuing his series. It’ll be funny.
🪙
There’s your coin. 💖 That was great!
❤❤❤
Who else came for the archery and subscribed for the pole dancing?
When Rick Riodan wrote Trials of Apollo this is what he envisioned
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