Joe may have hesitated too much when they were still looking almost normal. I mean, he was even hesitant to fight Jack at first after he found out it was him.
You're walking through the woods, and your phone is dead. Suddenly, out of the corner of you eye, you see him: A gigantic southern man punching the heck out of everything he comes across while screaming "GRUB! GRUBGRUBGRUBGRUBGRUB!"
You're looking for your car but your all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's mold on his face, my god there's mold everywhere! Running for your life from Joe Baker! He brandishing his fists! It's Joe Baker! lurking in the shadows! UFC superstar Joe Baker! Living in the BayouI Joe Baker! Killing for sport! Joe Baker! Eating all the grubbies! Actual swamp thing Joe Baker!
@Alijah Tindull yeah your right it would have been pointless, it might be a little interesting but other than that, Meh. . . Edit: and Jill Valentine is a badass like Chris and Ethan.
We like to talk about how "the Bakers were normal before Evie showed up" but the fact that Joe's reaction to finding his niece in a dying state was to punch the nearest person and then threaten the man trying to help with a knife kinda proves they were far from normal before Evie arrived (also I think Lucas was a psychopath long before Evie showed up as well)
Nah, that's pretty standard here in the south. You see someone you don't know standing over the unconscious body of a relative, you go in swingin' or you go in shootin'
Rythian Black and the Black Emporium well he is a hermit in the swamp, and he sees monster running around and his Presumed-dead niece all crystallized and 2 soldiers standing over her, so he isn’t the best at socialization
Imagine being one of those cleanup crew member having a hard time taking molded out and just see someone punching one. Evie should've infected Joe then she wouldn't of lost
Imagine the thought process of the molded: "Whew... Remember that guy a little while back? You know the blonde one with the white shirt? You know our bosses ma cut his hand off? " "Ohh yeah he killed the boss, yeah sad times.. But you remember that guy in the suits in the mine? The guy who killed that guy who like blowing shit up?" "Yeah... We're terrible at our jobs.. Oh hey ernie! We were just talking g about those gun wielding folks who shot up every thing. " " Wheeewww those were some crazy peopl-" *Joe Baker fucking kills ernie with his bare hands*
Ethan: *Creates a flamethrower out of barely nothing* Me: Alright :3 Chris: *Takes out Lucas with a knife* Me: Not bad not bad. Joe: *punches everything evil into extinction* Me: *breathless* Badass.... D:
I demand Joe Baker get his own Resident Evil game where he runs around punching and manhandling EVERYTHING (back) to death. Not because he was hired by a shady PMC or research company or anything, but simply because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and suddenly everything is evil zombies needing a good punching.
Even better, every single RE game up to this point should be remade but 3 minutes into the game, Joe Baker falls out of the sky, crushing whomever was normally the protagonist in that game and then just cruises through the entire game punching everything in his path. Never explained. No apparent reason. Just Joe.
Jerek Headrick yeah, the one in every anime ever where they have to have a cure that magically gets rid of the crystals and accidentally shows her boobs, but don’t worry there’s an open dresser door to hide them.
Id say her transformation is very beautiful but at the same time looks painful. I cant imagine the thought of crystals growing of my skin but Im certain Id be passed out too.
>Accidentally punches save station. >Destroys continuity. >Time jumping, punching adventure. >Ends up in the past. >Becomes Chris Redfield's father. And thus the boulder punching was explained.
Joe will get an upgrade later on that makes him even more powerful :P That´s said, he would send the same guys flying to the other side of the earth :P
Mark: Now we’ve got Lucas, here. Hey dumbass! Don’t turn around if you’re stupid and an idiot! *laughs awkwardly* I really-I really nailed him! *more awkward laughter* 😂😂
I feel bad too. If they guy had left them alone, Zoe would've been saved outright. And he shows NO remorse for the fact that he got the guy killed by tying him up for the monster to get. Also, what happened to the second soldier? Did Joe just kill him and hang his body up or what?
Randall W OH THAT'S SOOOO COOOOOOOL, SO COOOOOOOL! THERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STAAARS!! OH LOOK, THERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF GALAXIES! Alright!!!
It would kind of make sense that Lucas remained himself when he turned into that creature. He was already kind of messed up as a kid and is extremely smart, soooo...
If this guy wasn't so busy punching mutant alligators, he could have just punched the shit out of Umbrella, and Eveline, and every other bioterrorist and zombie from every other game. The alligators can wait. Maybe he should have them schedule ass-kicking appointments. Time management is important.
I wish they made a mode where all you did was play the main game and (even when watching the videos) you just play as Joe. THE ENTIRE GAME, as Joe. I don't care how ridiculous Ethan's voice will be coming out, I want that mode.
Ethan and Mia: "I can't go toe to toe with these things, I'll need a number of weapons to kill these bastards" Chris: "I'm specially trained to kill these things. I have a bunch of advanced gear and I can punch them really hard, but I need to stun them with my weapons first" Joe: "IMMA PUNCH 'EM"
UnPhayzable I don't know but this old guy looks kinda like Conor McGregor from UFC and he can punch his way out of problems I mean by his way of fighting he looks like he was a Boxer in his young age
This dlc isn't even that scary. It's just another zombie shooter. I mean the plot is interesting, and the game play is pretty fun, but overall, it's not frightening at all. The main game was scary, you could barely fight back, and the jumpscares were off the charts as well as the atmosphere. The fact is, Chris Redfield is way too much of a badass to actually feel afraid playing as him. I mean being able to punch a zombie to bits? It's like you're playing as Doom Guy!
Mark I Just wanted to say Thank You so much for letting me come up on the stage and have dinner with you. It was a very humbling experience. I have no other way of contacting you so I hope you get this. It means so much to me and I am so blessed to have this moment come true. I will never forget this. And I loved all the Machete rhymes. There is one thing I want to tell you. I’ve met good friends at the show and they are all amazing and beautiful people. Tyler Pruitt, Kathryn Fairchok, Livia, and Anathea. Each and every one of them has told me they believe in me and has encouraged me to ask you if I could be in any way a part of the Mental Health Charity Stream. I can not let them down. If there is any way I could speak to even just one person who is going through the same thing I did I want to help them. There wasn’t anyone who understood what I was going through, not my parents, my friends, or the doctors. So I want to make sure they don’t feel alone. If I could help just one starfish then it would all be worth it. I may not even deserve this honor, but just working with my hero to help make the world a better place, even just a little bit would be bigger than my wildest dreams. I don’t want to sound greedy or overstep my bounds but if I could help someone in a tremendous way I have to try. I just want to know, even if it is just a small chance to make a difference I want to take it. I want to help reach the people who need to hear it. So please, if there is any way I could be a part of the Mental Health Charity Stream, even just one section where I could talk to the viewers about my experiences and the things I learned to help get through them. If my words can reach just one person and help them. Could I be gifted with such an honor Mark? Thank You for everything you have done. - Jack San Vicente Of The Machete.
use to didn't like a lot of commentary, after watching your videos i learned that commentary makes viewing the videos more fun. Now i look for people similar to you on RUclips, cant find anyone. Your 1 of a kind dude XD. Gonna give you my thumb, Thumbs up!
I Almost forgot just how hilarious this is with marks 'southern' accent lmao 😆 it's the closest I've ever come to uncontrollable crying from pure laughter. Absurdly hilarious.
Mark, I know you will probably not see this, but I would like to appeal for a really creative and unique small game that is currently under threat of being cancelled. I do not know if you have heard of "Blues and Bullets" but it is a very beautiful looking and well written noire style detective story thats worst issue is a lack of publicity. I know you have a lot on your plate, but if you would find the time to draw attention to it I am sure the developers would be very grateful. I have no stake myself or anything, its just a shame for creative people to not get the recognition they deserve. All the best. Ps: Sorry for posting again, just trying to get this noticed :).
Игры
Zoe: is nude
The infection: “hey don’t worry I’ll sort that out”
Nobody Shoenen Jump: "Write that down, write that down!!!"
Maybe the infection just transformed her clothes? Instead of actually giving her new clothes
LOL
@@mr.creativeationdan10z99yeah, i dont think thats how that works
@@theruler9880yeah
If only Joe had been the one to storm into the Baker’s instead of Ethan. Every possible issue would’ve been straightened out in about thirty minutes.
Joe may have hesitated too much when they were still looking almost normal. I mean, he was even hesitant to fight Jack at first after he found out it was him.
Not exactly, Ethan was better armed and smarter than Joe, and he wasnt hesistant on killing any of the family members
@@Itzblitz69
Facts. And Joe didn't have Ethan's regeneration.
@@RJ-rp8yd right, but Ethan didnt have that until jack found him in the house
But there weren't any critters in the house
You're walking through the woods, and your phone is dead. Suddenly, out of the corner of you eye, you see him:
A gigantic southern man punching the heck out of everything he comes across while screaming "GRUB! GRUBGRUBGRUBGRUBGRUB!"
*YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE...*
Or your greatest desire!
KSSDJSJD
You're looking for your car but your all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's mold on his face, my god there's mold everywhere! Running for your life from Joe Baker! He brandishing his fists! It's Joe Baker! lurking in the shadows! UFC superstar Joe Baker! Living in the BayouI Joe Baker! Killing for sport! Joe Baker! Eating all the grubbies! Actual swamp thing Joe Baker!
Shia lebouf
This dlc is for the people who played the main game and thought "God, I wanna kick the shit out of those things"
to fucking true
Lonley Unicorn and the "Joe Must Die" difficulty setting was made to make you feel weak again. ;-;
AND THIS DOESNT APPLY TO WHOM?!
Lonley Unicorn ‘I won’t grub you right in the head I’m gon’ grub you right in the dong.’
Hell yeah
Every night before Chuck Noris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Joe Baker
Bloodstone Lunar good one dude
When Joe Baker goes to sleep he checks under his bed for WILD MAN!!!
other way around i got you
The new Justin Y. and florida man doesnt have to check under his bed
More like Joe joestar
I need all of the Resident Evil movies remade entirely from Joe Baker’s point of view.
@@mr.misfit9514 I still liked the films but I didn't know the franchise when I first watched the films
@Alijah Tindull yeah your right it would have been pointless, it might be a little interesting but other than that, Meh. . .
Edit: and Jill Valentine is a badass like Chris and Ethan.
i just want no guns in the next game only knife and fists (the upgrade can be brass knuckles with spikes)
That would honestly make the movies better. With how goofy and over the top they are, best to go all the way.
It no longer residents evil. It just Jojo Bizarre Adventure
I see an error in The End of Zoe DLC. Joe's inventory should be taken up by those giant brass balls he's carrying around.
He'd need TWO inventory spaces. One for each.
@@andreassmed2255 no, actually 4 inventory spaces, 2 for each, like two shotguns
@@thegreenstar1382 WRONG EACH BALL TAKES HALF OF INVENTORY SPACE
@@livrodayuumi5760 EACH TAKES UP THE ENTIRE INVENTORY
@@bobtheregular721 BRASS BALLS ARE FOREVER
"HOW DID YOU PUNCH OUT TWO HELMETED SOLDIERS?!?!" He's simply like that mark. He's big. He stronk
Joe: "You ain't gonna kill my family!"
*well... the thing is...
@@loganhenriquez5986 Theyre talking about the second half of the video lmao
@@kale1528 Don't know why that was in question.
"Is this what it feels like to be tall?" -Markiplier 2018
mark(not short) iplier
"...Oh shit, that's not punchable" -Markiplier 2018
Ivo the Moth Hello brother Ivo :D
I fisted my cat
XXXKING GAMERXXX Don't hurt your kitty
The secend I read this he said it
Joe Baker: "Amateur"
We like to talk about how "the Bakers were normal before Evie showed up" but the fact that Joe's reaction to finding his niece in a dying state was to punch the nearest person and then threaten the man trying to help with a knife kinda proves they were far from normal before Evie arrived (also I think Lucas was a psychopath long before Evie showed up as well)
Nah, that's pretty standard here in the south. You see someone you don't know standing over the unconscious body of a relative, you go in swingin' or you go in shootin'
“You had better find a way to fix this situation”
“Ok... there’s a cure.”
“YOR LYIN TA ME” *_WHAM_*
Yeah, ngl he sounded kind of dumb there.
The Baker uncle is like Teddy Roosevelt, punch your way through life!
And making death fear him
Talk loudly, and carry a redwood tree
GRUNKLE STAN BABY
I mean, it seems to work for both of them.
That's why Teddy's my favorite president!
Zoey's got a cool ass uncle
Zoe's got a cool ass uncle
Zoe's got a cool ass
both sentences are true
naked snek perv
Zoey's got a dumbass Uncle
Rythian Black and the Black Emporium well he is a hermit in the swamp, and he sees monster running around and his Presumed-dead niece all crystallized and 2 soldiers standing over her, so he isn’t the best at socialization
and a dumbass uncle he made medicine juice out of bugs
Imagine being one of those cleanup crew member having a hard time taking molded out and just see someone punching one. Evie should've infected Joe then she wouldn't of lost
Bold of you to assume Evie could've infected Joe
My man Joey would've mentally punched her out of his mind
zoe looks like a final fantasy character
Yeah, somehow Dissidia popped in my head when I saw her! lol
She also has jiggle physics.
The Heromans yes boobs
king chelsea. cie'th?
"He'll find me, he knows where I live-- wait....he blew up where I live."
I love you, Mark. XD
Ghoste Writer I couldn't stop laughing, he's so adorable
Ghoste Writer, dude... Funny.
Ghoste Writer 😂😂 I read this right when I got to that part
time stamp?
LMAO I-
25:57 - 26:06
"He'll come find me, he know where I live"
*Realization hits*
"WAIT A MINUTE"
I don't get it
@@sournova I'm pretty sure cause the house already blew up kinda thing
😂😂I cant breath idk why it’s so funny
I don't get it
@@scazab6408it’s cause his house blew up
"MY HITTIN' GATORS! OH, HITTY AND FISTY! AND LARRY! OH, AND STEVE!"
“he’ll find me, he knows where I live....
*WAIT A MINUTE*
.....
........
............
hmmm, he blew up where I live”
I love you Mark
The adventures of swampilier. :P
Light Fox "Swamiplier"! 😆
symora chan I crack up every time I hear that part
I had to rewatch the part several times. His face when he goes “WAIT A MINUTE” and then the realization sets it... hilarious. 😂
I love how it went perfectly with the music too
Imagine the thought process of the molded:
"Whew... Remember that guy a little while back? You know the blonde one with the white shirt? You know our bosses ma cut his hand off? "
"Ohh yeah he killed the boss, yeah sad times.. But you remember that guy in the suits in the mine? The guy who killed that guy who like blowing shit up?"
"Yeah... We're terrible at our jobs.. Oh hey ernie! We were just talking g about those gun wielding folks who shot up every thing. "
" Wheeewww those were some crazy peopl-"
*Joe Baker fucking kills ernie with his bare hands*
Hahahaha
Why was this so funny to me?
Joe logic : mash some bugs and chems to make healy potion
Joe: haha, bug go smash
@@AmyJo2138 Or haha bug go slurp
Like every Jo I know
Ethan: *Creates a flamethrower out of barely nothing*
Me: Alright :3
Chris: *Takes out Lucas with a knife*
Me: Not bad not bad.
Joe: *punches everything evil into extinction*
Me: *breathless* Badass.... D:
He did had that machete. Why didn’t he use it?
@@joshuaoh761 He doesn't need it
He's southern SAXTON HALE!!!
Louisianan Doom Slayer
@@TheCooldog 😂
I demand Joe Baker get his own Resident Evil game where he runs around punching and manhandling EVERYTHING (back) to death.
Not because he was hired by a shady PMC or research company or anything, but simply because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and suddenly everything is evil zombies needing a good punching.
Doopapotamus Rex a survival mini game
Doopapotamus Rex... YES! That would be awesome!
Doopapotamus Rex. The last line of your comment needs to be something he says!!!
And thus, we have the plot for Godhand 2.
Even better, every single RE game up to this point should be remade but 3 minutes into the game, Joe Baker falls out of the sky, crushing whomever was normally the protagonist in that game and then just cruises through the entire game punching everything in his path.
Never explained. No apparent reason. Just Joe.
Who else finds it so funny at how easily entertained Mark is?
Merciful Omega he's like a little kid.
Merciful Omega like a small child
Few soldier guys: come to help zoe as order
Big grandpa: Guess they are bad guy
Joe is the uncle. (who works at Nintendo)
Mark's Southern accent gives me life.
I've always dreamed of this
Whenever i hear it it reminds me of Arthur Morgan RIP ya crazy bastard
I know, right?! 🖤
Zoe no longer looks like a monster and now instead looks like an anime character.
It seems that way
Jerek Headrick yeah, the one in every anime ever where they have to have a cure that magically gets rid of the crystals and accidentally shows her boobs, but don’t worry there’s an open dresser door to hide them.
Id say her transformation is very beautiful but at the same time looks painful. I cant imagine the thought of crystals growing of my skin but Im certain Id be passed out too.
speaking of anime mark need play oneshot the second time his tears will have tears
Some kind of final fantasy character
Here's a drinking game.
Every time mark heals when he's not supposed to take a shot. You'll get plastered in the second episode
"he'll find me, he knows where ah live......wait..... He blew up where ah live" 😂😂😂😂 best line ever
And the music matched as well lol 😂
LOL 26:00 when he says “WAIT A MINUTE” and the music queue with it, perfect timing. So funny
No molded stand a chance when they go up against Uncle Joe & his two good pals, Hitty & Fisty.
MrSevenDeadlySins hitty is for hitting, and fisty is for... Fisting... Welp, shoulda seen that one coming!
Keithixix 197 Believe me, it was unavoidable.
ahhahahaha
>Accidentally punches save station.
>Destroys continuity.
>Time jumping, punching adventure.
>Ends up in the past.
>Becomes Chris Redfield's father.
And thus the boulder punching was explained.
Firock Finion Tf? XD
Firock Finion This explains everything.
Dear lord
It all makes sense now...
It makes so much sense now, my god!
Video title: do you want to have a nightmare?
Me: laughs the entire episode
I have nightmares about Joe Baker under my bed
Stand user name: markiplier
Stand name: joe baker aka SOUTHERN JUSTICE
And when his stand punches it says goop
His abilities are turning critters into goop and killin moldy monsters with star platinum quick punches
In the anime he’ll yell, “muda muda muda muda,” but in the Netflix adaptation it’s, “GOOP GOOP GOOP GOOP.”
@@tempusanimations6673 Nah its always GRUB GRUB GRUB GRUB
This is by far one of the best comments I’ve ever seen
Joe,
The only person who punches as hard as Chris
AssSalad even harder than him
Chris looks like a child compared to Joe f... Baker :P
idk, Chris really sent them flying and doing flips
Joe will get an upgrade later on that makes him even more powerful :P That´s said, he would send the same guys flying to the other side of the earth :P
Sebastian Castellanos
Mark: Now we’ve got Lucas, here. Hey dumbass! Don’t turn around if you’re stupid and an idiot! *laughs awkwardly* I really-I really nailed him! *more awkward laughter*
😂😂
*awkward drink sipping*
and taking a victory sip of Pepis
Being a southern folk, I was laughing nearly the whole time when Mark did a southern accent
Ikr his accent was hilarious
time stamp??? :0
same
mark: is this what its like to be tall?
me: mark thats something you'll never experience in real life
Groop Juice. The healthy treat, so you can beat.
That has multiple meanings...
your meat.
Its goop juice not groop juice
Merc its called goop juice
It's grub and goop. It's called groop.
Mark wasnt ready to see uncle Joe punching everyone AND everything out of his way
Yngridth who would win a boxing match re5 chris redfield vs re7 joe baker
Fjparasite Moreira they have to do a new dlc for that >.
Joe Baker: "Ok, just wait for it to work"
Joe 5 seconds after she hasn't woken up yet: "Why ain't it Workin!?"
23:59
Fuckin' Markiplier so excited he can make Goop Juice again I was rolling hahaha
Mark was having way too much fun doing that hillbilly voice 😂
Mr Dobalina dont be making fun of us "hillbillys" as u put it up and im not kiddin with ya
wasn’t making fun of you tbh
Um I am from Arkansas pls don’t make fun of country people also we are not called hillbillies...
ain't no doubt about it
As someone who lives in the country I can indeed confirm that we talk like this y'all
i knew mark was going to over enjoy the end of zoe dlc just because of how silly it is that you fight all the monsters with your fists lol
ikr, total badass
Curseius you FIST THEM!!
Curseius u fist them lmao
Curseius i saw you wrote zoe and i was like " you called me"? 😂
Not all monsters
Lucas brought a knife to a gun fight
then surprised everyone by pulling out a nuclear bomb
Gaven Pyeatt and joe brought a nuke to a fist fight
There's no telling what Lucas is capable of 🤣😂
Joe surprised everyone by bring nothing but fists and d e t e r m i n a t i o n
Perfectly describes Lucas XD
And then Joe brought hitty and fistey to a gun fight
I brought a knife to a gun fight
They took the crown but it's alright🎶
(just waiting to see who gets the reference lol)
I love hitty and fisty
All wamen live fisty
Ethan? Goop juice
Chris? Steroids
Hotel? Trivago
joe? *GRUB*
Triggerhappy 720 data? Geiko.
pootis? sandvich
Sentry? SPY!
XD
too bad Jack didn't have a sister. imagine a ripped grandma knocking out two armed soldiers. that would've been amazing!!!
Like Grandma Ben
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
that's scary
Can I just say that Joe is, in my opinion, a gorgeous man
he really is dude, i feel like he has potential to be a pretty good guy
you got that right- A Bela Dimetrescu simp
He is hot, I'm sorry. And loving his niece that much, makes him even hotter.
@@corinnae.7877 It's cute
He's a goddamn X-man in disguise.
Virgin Ethan: *needs guns*
Chad Joe Baker: *You lookin' to scrap it out?*
10 punch man, 1 punch mans hillbilly brother
Yea, but sadly he's too old
“Im gonna punch you yeah I’m gonna punch you oh that’s not punchable” lol 😂
Pixle lol
LMAOOOOO
If of you wanna a sub to my channel would be nice lol
If he had been playing as Joe at the time it would have been very punchable
"He's been punching like...2 years."
Didn't Mia vanish 3 years ago? You keep saying the Baker business was two...
“Grub, Grub, Grub Grub Grub Grub”
-Markiplier, 2019
Grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub grub
He should play Hollow Knight if he likes grubs that much
2018.
Am i the only person feel bad for that poor soldier?
Same
I feel bad too. If they guy had left them alone, Zoe would've been saved outright. And he shows NO remorse for the fact that he got the guy killed by tying him up for the monster to get. Also, what happened to the second soldier? Did Joe just kill him and hang his body up or what?
They gave this comment a thumbs up for soldier murder.
I gave it a thumbs up because grammar be güd.
phensu xiong I do
You're not the only one elsword.
When I saw Lucas get shot, I was like
*Well that was anti-climatic*
*Soldier gets pulled out the house* Mark: GRAB THE GRUB!!!!
9:15
That wasn't a bullet
It was his pure manliness he was firing out of that gun
Joe is my new favorite RE character based purely on the fact that he punches BOWs
Also Zoe now looks like something out of Final Fantasy which is nice
*BOWs
Joe's my fav from re7
Zoe also looks like a Pokemon and a Frozen character
I was thinking the same thing about Zoe looking Final Fantasy.
Literally 70% of this episode was Mark screaming GRUB
I want more of that
GRUBHUB
"I call this tiny, punchy Paul" XD I'm dying laughing rn
When he said "come find where i live - wait a minute , it blew up where I live " it was too precious for me 😭😂
Joe Baker for UFC Champion.
Collin Burkhart agreed. I think he could give McGregor a run for his money!
AND HIS NAME IS JOE BAKER (insert John Cena music)
John Cena kryptonite
OMG Can they make an entire resident evil about Joe's life? I need more of this lol
No
that will be great
Now that wouldn't be fair, because joe would obliterate the B.O.W's and destroy the corporation(s)creating bio-weapons before they could cause damage.
Mark i love how you talk southern it sounds halarious!!
Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just in time to explore dank memes.
ThatChosenGuy tell me something I don’t know (•-•)
Idk, man. The ocean is still free to explore
@ThatChosenGuy nah just in time to see Markiplier
Randall W OH THAT'S SOOOO COOOOOOOL, SO COOOOOOOL! THERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STAAARS!! OH LOOK, THERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF GALAXIES! Alright!!!
That's from 4chan.
Joe Baker is the best uncle you will ever have~
Except that he'll punch the people that are trying to rescue you and give you an antidote so that you have a higher chance of dying. Lol
*The most unhelpful uncle
That Uncle is Badass. He's like a older Duke Nukem.
Spacedefender54 I wish he was my uncle
coldwooparty 1 teach me how to jab someone in the nuts ^^
+coldwooparty 1 if you do just make sure that he does not hurt me.
Lmao bad luck for whoever wants to date Zoe
THE dude with the glasses pretty sure it's the people who chose Zoe over Mia lol
Marks face during the huge boss fight with Lucas though
(Specially when he thinks he finished him: when the fresh air went away)
It would kind of make sense that Lucas remained himself when he turned into that creature. He was already kind of messed up as a kid and is extremely smart, soooo...
If this guy wasn't so busy punching mutant alligators, he could have just punched the shit out of Umbrella, and Eveline, and every other bioterrorist and zombie from every other game. The alligators can wait. Maybe he should have them schedule ass-kicking appointments. Time management is important.
I wish they made a mode where all you did was play the main game and (even when watching the videos) you just play as Joe. THE ENTIRE GAME, as Joe. I don't care how ridiculous Ethan's voice will be coming out, I want that mode.
i miss the *GOOP JUICE*
JOH goop juice has evolved into *GRUB JUICE*
*GRUB JUICE* IS DA BEST JUICE
JOH goop juice helps in apocalypse type conditions
A SPLOOSH
*GRUB JUICE* solves everything!
Ethan and Mia: "I can't go toe to toe with these things, I'll need a number of weapons to kill these bastards"
Chris: "I'm specially trained to kill these things. I have a bunch of advanced gear and I can punch them really hard, but I need to stun them with my weapons first"
Joe: "IMMA PUNCH 'EM"
Zoe looks like poison ivy.
If she was an albino sure
molded ivy
Tiny Box Tim, meet your new brother: Puny Puncher Paul!!!
Joe Baker = Chuck Norris
Henry Jackson Chuck Norris: Hillbilly Edition.
This was originally supposed to be about Chuck Norris but they couldn’t get the rights to use his name.
Jesus, even an unsupressed sniper shot is stealthier than Joe's 'Stealth kill'. They are literally the unstealthiest thing to ever happen.
🤭🤣
Something tells me that I’m gonna have a mighty fun time watching our man play the End of Zoe DLC.
I love watching strange liquids leak out of people
I didn't know Gandalf was in this game
And apparently he became a Southern Boxing Champ.
get a life lol
This is Gandalf, mixed with RE5 Chris
Don’t Read My Profile Picture damn, thats a good name
UnPhayzable I don't know but this old guy looks kinda like Conor McGregor from UFC and he can punch his way out of problems I mean by his way of fighting he looks like he was a Boxer in his young age
nobody:
literally nobody:
gator man:soulja boy
me: yoooooooo
Check yes my bro
"You better cure her."
"There's a cure."
"You're lying!"
Mark it's best to play at midnight in the dark
GTR Wendy Like...DARKiplier xD
Undertale Au fans just.... Stop.. Pls. That was horrible...
It would if it wasnt so funny
GTR Wendy I agree.
This dlc isn't even that scary. It's just another zombie shooter. I mean the plot is interesting, and the game play is pretty fun, but overall, it's not frightening at all. The main game was scary, you could barely fight back, and the jumpscares were off the charts as well as the atmosphere. The fact is, Chris Redfield is way too much of a badass to actually feel afraid playing as him. I mean being able to punch a zombie to bits? It's like you're playing as Doom Guy!
Mark I Just wanted to say Thank You so much for letting me come up on the stage and have dinner with you. It was a very humbling experience. I have no other way of contacting you so I hope you get this. It means so much to me and I am so blessed to have this moment come true. I will never forget this. And I loved all the Machete rhymes.
There is one thing I want to tell you. I’ve met good friends at the show and they are all amazing and beautiful people. Tyler Pruitt, Kathryn Fairchok, Livia, and Anathea. Each and every one of them has told me they believe in me and has encouraged me to ask you if I could be in any way a part of the Mental Health Charity Stream. I can not let them down. If there is any way I could speak to even just one person who is going through the same thing I did I want to help them. There wasn’t anyone who understood what I was going through, not my parents, my friends, or the doctors. So I want to make sure they don’t feel alone. If I could help just one starfish then it would all be worth it. I may not even deserve this honor, but just working with my hero to help make the world a better place, even just a little bit would be bigger than my wildest dreams. I don’t want to sound greedy or overstep my bounds but if I could help someone in a tremendous way I have to try. I just want to know, even if it is just a small chance to make a difference I want to take it.
I want to help reach the people who need to hear it.
So please, if there is any way I could be a part of the Mental Health Charity Stream, even just one section where I could talk to the viewers about my experiences and the things I learned to help get through them. If my words can reach just one person and help them. Could I be gifted with such an honor Mark?
Thank You for everything you have done.
- Jack San Vicente Of The Machete.
Artan9000 I hope he marks thisncomment.
EVERYONE WHO WAS AT THE SAN FRANCISCO SHOW PLEASE LIKE THIS UP SO MARK CAN SEE!!!
I've got your back Jack
Jack San Vicente of the Machette
Solomon, Me too, too bad you can't share comments, right?
use to didn't like a lot of commentary, after watching your videos i learned that commentary makes viewing the videos more fun. Now i look for people similar to you on RUclips, cant find anyone. Your 1 of a kind dude XD. Gonna give you my thumb, Thumbs up!
What about jacksepticeye, uberhaxornova, pewdiepie, or 8 bit ryan
SGF has a very good content. Loved his Deadly premonition LP ☺️
Jacksepticeye is amazing as well. His accent makes it even better
Joe: "It's alright Zoe"
Me: "Um, is it though??"
Mark : "Um, is it though?"
lolol!!!
Ok, I'll go ahead and say it; those helmets are useless.
There more like gas masked
The old man looks a lot like Reinhardt. LOL
OMG HE FUCKING DOES
You might have found a new tiny friend but thou will never replace tiny box Tim!!
I Almost forgot just how hilarious this is with marks 'southern' accent lmao 😆 it's the closest I've ever come to uncontrollable crying from pure laughter. Absurdly hilarious.
Mark, I know you will probably not see this, but I would like to appeal for a really creative and unique small game that is currently under threat of being cancelled. I do not know if you have heard of "Blues and Bullets" but it is a very beautiful looking and well written noire style detective story thats worst issue is a lack of publicity.
I know you have a lot on your plate, but if you would find the time to draw attention to it I am sure the developers would be very grateful. I have no stake myself or anything, its just a shame for creative people to not get the recognition they deserve. All the best.
Ps: Sorry for posting again, just trying to get this noticed :).
I wish my editing worked so I could help. Somewhat.
Hope mark sees this
Thanks for the heads up Prophet. You really lived up to your name lol XD
I wish he trys beyond good and evil i love that game and none of my favorite lets players plays it
if you want a sponsorship, you have to compensate in many or goods. thats how publicity works
God this was a frickin funny episode
yep lmao
*O H H I M A R K*
You did not hit her, you did naaaauuuut
@@nolanc9432 oh hi mark
Drinking game: take a shot every time Mark says the word "grub" XD
That "thing" that Lucas turned into is like most horror game enemies they just charge at you and try to hit you.
Mark is indeed enjoying himself playing this game XD haha
i was about to say the same thing lol
He had too much fun with the Zoe’s dead DLC, I love it 😂
Lucas is my favorite of the bakers. He’s smart in a dumb way, and his mutation looks more badass. At least compared to the other bakers