EXIT WOUNDS BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted
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"EXIT WOUNDS IS A STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD..."
Who else read this in Space Ice's voice.....
IN A MEGAHIT BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE😂
Dawg😂😂😂
Space Ice 😂
Space ice is fucking hilarious
Billy's laughter, Martin's cackle and Korey's giggle always makes me feel better
Yeah 👍🏻 me too they sure do cracked me up big time lol 😂
Yo, we are trying to keep Billy's laughing to a minimum. Don't encourage him.
The best thing to happen to Anthony Anderson is that he got on law and order and people could see that he was not just the fat loud funny black guy.
Don't forget that he appeared on episodes of "The Shield" before his run on "Law & Order."
And The Departed.
Now he's a game show host
He’s been a few other things where he showed he could act in a variety of roles. I thought he was the actor that carried Malibu’s Most Wanted because of how funny that character is when compared to his previous typecasting.
Remember that character too, where Shane told him his son was gay while he was interrogating him@emanuelespinoza9325
Double Toasted has to do Cradle 2 The Grave next to complete this trilogy. As a Jet Li/DMX/Tom Arnold/Anthony Anderson fan, thats a film worth being roasted too
I actually liked that movie, believe it or not!!!! stupid as all hell, but still pretty entertaining
That Gabrielle Union Strip scene tho.
I agree, they have to get Cradle 2 The Grave as their next Bad Movie Roast Review.
hopefully before deadpool 3
I like that movie, but I am not going to pretend it isn't a dumb action movie. I can't wait to hear them talk about the fight between Jet Li and the UFC guys, as well as the ATV chase scene.
I never get tired of these Bad Movie Roasts, especially when they talk about Steven Seagal movies.
I find anything steven seagal related hilarious
@@youguberdaz2451Facts💯
Easy targets
He hasn’t had the most consistent career
Plus his questionable behavior when it comes to women
Space ice platform was built off Steven Seagal bad movies 😂
This film is basically the Avengers of Bad Movie Roast. 90% of the main cast (not counting minor roles and cameos) are actors that have recurred on Bad Movie Roast down to the director & producer:
* Steven Seagal (3 - "Half Past Dead", "Marked for Death", "Exit Wounds")
* DMX (2 - "Romeo Must Die", "Exit Wounds")
* Isaiah Washington (3 - "Romeo Must Die", "Ghost Ship", "Exit Wounds")
* Jill Hennessy (2 - "RoboCop 3", "Exit Wounds")
* Anthony Anderson (4 - "Romeo Must Die", "Kangaroo Jack", "Malibu's Most Wanted", "Exit Wounds")
* Michael Jai White (2 - "Spawn", "Exit Wounds")
* Bill Duke (2 - "Get Rich or Die Tryin", "Exit Wounds")
* Tom Arnold (2 - "Soul Plane", "Exit Wounds")
* Bruce McGill (2 - "Obsessed", "Exit Wounds")
* Eva Mendes (3 - "2 Fast 2 Furious", "The Spirit", "Exit Wounds")
* Director Andrzej Bartkowiak (3 - "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li", "Romeo Must Die", "Exit Wounds")
* Producer Joel Silver (5 - "Demolition Man", "Romeo Must Die", "Ghost Ship", "Speed Racer", "Exit Wounds")
PS: The director also directed Cradle 2 the Grave (with Jet Li and DMX) and Doom (with The Rock and Karl Urban). Can't wait then these two get roasted.
Doom 2005 is an exception cause of The Rock playing a villian and the First-Person Shooter scene and also Doom Annihilation is way worse.
If Demolition Man is in a bad movie review, then I don't care for the persons opinion. Everyone enjoys that movie.
@@F.Hakeem89 😩😩I cannot believe I had watch Doom Annihilation Last Time On Netflix to see how very bad and worst it is
@brandonrobinson529 This was the movie that I believe that got Doom Eternal Delayed lol.
Man, Joel Silver is 5 for 5.
Even though I still stand that Speed Racer is pretty good.
"Exit wounds is the Steven Seagal MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE, WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD..."
That he can turn a handgun into a machine gun
@@partypoison80"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS HOW HE DID THAT - AND I MEAN LITERALLY - BECAUSE IT'S NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN"
Fun bad movie fact: The actor that played the politician is also the mayor from “Blankman” 😂
Christopher Kennedy Lawford
All these Seagal movies are so identical I actually thought I saw this roast already.
Seagal had a good run in the early 90s. Van Damme, Norris, Bronson, and Stallone were all awesome in the 80s and early 90s. By the late 90s, it seems like people preferred comic book movies and stuff like Crouching Tiger. The 80s stars getting old and the shrinking budgets didn't help.
@metalneck9040 same!
Seagal with the Vegeta hairline
Kakarot!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
lol 😂 that’s what I was thinking of too lol 😆 bro 😎
Don’t disrespect Vegeta like that 😂
Seagal hairline look like a pealed tuna can lid
Lol, don't disrespect Vegeta like that. The widow's peak is hanging on for dear life!!!🤣🤣🤣
Romeo must die, exit wounds, and cradle 2 the grave are classics lol all of these movies were connected, exciting, ridiculous, and starred DMX. Lol
Bad Steven Seagal movies are just an infinite goldmine. I hope the boys roast Seagal's vampire movie one day. That is one of the most glorious pieces of garbage ever put to film.
Vampires? 😂😂I'm learning about all kinds of Steven Segal movies in these comments 😂😂
Wait what movie is this? I have to see this thing for myself.
@@butterfish-g9f It is called ''Against The Dark.'' It also stars Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson's stunt double which is kind of fun to behold and Skye Bennett who did voice work in Horizon Forbidden West and Xenoblade Chronicles.
Lol 😂
Although I understand your point and completely agree I must Question you to please let me know what "good" stevens seagal movies have you seen That would not make the bad movie review list.
This is movie that Tom Arnold had told that story where seagal was on the houseboat & went to the wrong door. Straight into the water & his head was dripping with black paint.
Saw this in the theater with my pops we loved the ain’t no sunshine remix and that’s all I can remember about the movie 😂😭😂😭
That song was hard fr 😂
I love Billy’s usual contributions but this video he really had a lot of good insights as well as just being funny. Keep it up dude.
here's a fun fact: micheal jai white said in a interview years ago that the producer and the director not so subtly wanted him to beat up seagal because he was just such an unlikable douche. seagal is notorious for being too rough with the stuntmen (actually hurting them with his moves) and mike was the only guy on set that seagal didn't do that with. (according to him, seagal knew better than to do that shit with him).
so one day, one of the producers went up to mike and basically said "we all have footage of seagal that we need to finish the movie, so.........if you legit hurt him, it wouldn't affect the movie". mike told this to the director and he said basically "can't believe he asked you to do that...............BUT he's right. we don't need seagal for the rest of the movie so if he gets hurt fighting you, that wouldn't be a problem".
sadly, mike was a pro and decided not to wreck seagal's shit.
If true he probably didn't want Segal trying to sue him or cry to the media like a baby.
@@razorburn645 he did mention that he wanted to but he was too big of a pro to do it.
but if it helps, tom arnold did prank him by getting him to walk through a door that led to a lake.
This is the third time Eva Mendes was on bad movie roast. The other 2 appearances were The Spirit & 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Fun fact: Eva's voice in the movie is actually dubbed over. Eva herself said it in an interview.
All that ass, Eva Mendes. Training day and the spirit. Ooh that booty
Jennifer Lopez been on the bad movie roast once and I’m thinking about another bad movie with her and her husband Batffleck
@@BIGCEE94 Gigli. Yup. The movie that ruined their relationship their first go around.
Steven Seagal movies literally are gifts that keep on giving 😂
LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The Swedish word _gift_ means "poison".
Jon Voight. Jon Voight is another one who’s popped up in the Bad Movie Roast. Karate Dog, Anaconda and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
and Bratz which isn't a roast but eventually will be.
Nah Billy, that was Segal's gun sounding like a machine gun.
Billy is too funny when he gets something wrong and will not budge 😂 "there was another man firing a machine gun making those sound effects and I'm dying on this hill" 😂
"Those handgun shot sound effects are there, you just gotta pay close attention like the mint flavour in the shamrock shakes" 😂😂😂
I know I wasn’t the only one annoyed by this
It seems off, like the fully auto is coming from somewhere else.
@@09daniscool 100%. The sound editor couldn't find the right effects package 😂
Hoping for a Cradle 2 the grave Roast to complete the trilogy but I can't wait for The Child's Play 3 Roast as well.
Y’all gotta finish the dmx martial arts trilogy with Cradle 2 the Grave😂
Goin through a lot right now healthwise . These bad movie roasts get me through the day man
I demand a review of Jamie Kennedy's kickin it old school.
Jill Hennessy is so beautiful. She was the head scientist in Robocop 3.
Yeah I forgot about her in that movie role too lol 😂 and she is so beautiful 🤩 too for damn sure 👍🏻 bro 😎
And she played a doctor in Most Wanted (1997)
28:37 Did anyone notice how the window was broken before DMX went through it? 😂
Yes and wow I just Noticed that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Billy is the highlight of these videos. I didn't know humans could reach that pitch.🤣
I've been waiting for this day ever since the first Stevie Seagull review 😂
its crazy to me how much i loved Seagal flicks back then lmao
Corey you do know by roasting theses horrible movies makes us wanna watch them 😂😂😂😂
Why does Exit Wounds, Romeo Must Die, and Half Past Dead feel like the same style?
For the first two movies, it was the same director. That's why.
HALF PAST DEAD WAS NOT WITH THE SAME COMPANY AS WARNER BROS. AND JOEL SILVER WAS NOT THE PRODUCER BEHIND IT. ALTHOUGH IT WAS STEVEN SEAGAL'S LAST THEATRICAL RELEASE AND HE WAS TEAMED UP WITH ANOTHER HIP HOP STAR, JA RULE
@@DeANGELIS4735 I said "same director" you dunce.
2:38 Not Physicality Impossible!
5:00 A-hole Driver!
6:14 Get A Dry Cleaner Dude!
7:17 Bruce McGill and Bill Duke! No!!
8:35 Trouble incoming!
9:45 They are Dead!
10:20 Basketball Dummy!😂
11:15 You're Correct Martin!
13:00 Billy Brooks Laughing Wounds!
14:22 Renegade Cop stuff!
15:33 Stupid Segal!
17:09 Billy Face!🤣🤣🤣
18:02 DMX RIP!
22:37 😆😆😆
23:24 Dumb Tessed people
24:50 You like that! SOB!
25:22 Michael Jai White!
27:20 Sloppy Editing!
28:08 Always Bad Guys basted Threw Windows!
29:43 Buzzsaw!
31:00 Isiah Washington!
32:15 Classic Steven Segal Breaking Limps!
33:13 Gravity give him a pass!
34:40 Bounce the Chains⛓️
35:32 Crow Punch!
37:31 don't make any sense!
40:09 She's Getting Turned on!
41:00 She's Dead! No Sex for Segal!
44:00 classic Double Take
45:27 Computer Wiz Heck No!
47:25 Bill Duke last minute Saving!
49:35 Overkill!
49:58 You Still a Terrible Shooter!
51:03 Arnold did it Better
52:33 Billy and Martin Draw the line!
54:30 Martix Death!
55:35 Tom Arlond No!
56:28 Peak Boo Boobs!
58:05 That's We are Done this is Painful!
Cradle 2 The Grave is next on the bad movie roast.
As much as I love that movie.... Yes
@@JaePhalconpls do Cradle 2 The Grave Next 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that Anthony Anderson had to subject us all to whatever brand of "humor" he was peddling... JUST to be seen later on as the good actor that he actually is... is fucking sad, man.
The power of hollywood unfortunately. That's what black comedic actors had to do to get in at the time
To be fair. He is far more memorable in these early action flick's than doing anything later. The man is a part of my childhood.
It really is saddening. He really didn't get his dues until black.ish. Like he's come a looooong way.
@@cam62cam811 His roles in The Departed and Law & Order really solidified how much I like him as an actor, yet can't stand him as a comedian.
@@Peer165 He redempted himself with the-BLACKISH-tv series tho. I also forgot he was on Law and Order for a while too.
When DMX is giving a better acting performance than you, it's time to hang it up 😅
Next review, another Jet Li and DMX feature with the best hip-hop song of all time. 😅
This would be amazing
Cradle 2 The Grave
X Gon Give It To Ya
X GONE GIVE IT TO YA IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Go to Sleep was excellent too!
This is an all star movie of a roast and toast segment, from three times actors (Seagal, Anderson) until three times director, Andrzej Bartkowiak😂
A Bad Movie Roast on a Sunday morning, just a gift.
@53:07 "This will work, yeah!".........😂😂😂
Pls we need more steven seagal movie roasts. Thanks DT.
RIP DMX
Amen RIP DMX 🙏🏾
Cradle To The Grave is the movie DMX and Anthony Anderson were in together
The showroom scene got even more insane. Where DMX announces he's buying the car, tosses a duffle bag full of (an indeterminate amount of) cash at a dealer, then drives the car straight out of the showroom. No counting the money, no driver's license check, no proof of insurance, no registration, no title certificate, and no plates. Also doesn't show how he even got out of the showroom!
Billy laughing always makes me smile
This is was supposed to be Steven Seagal’s big comeback; it was made by WB (The Studio who made him an star) produced by legendary action producer Joel Sliver and directed by the same director as Romeo Must Die. Exit Wounds was a hit at the box office but after Half Past Dead Seagal went back into Direct To DVD Purgatory and it’s probably for the best
He's still playing Moro- oop! Maurice, he's still playing Maurice in this
Martin is right the messed up with the sound effects so when Seagal was firing his colt it sounded like a machine gun
12:15 yo! I swear ever since i was a kid, this part always messed me up 😂😂😂
Aww man 😂😂 they didn't think Eva Mendez sounded intelligent enough so they dubbed her voice?🤦🏽♀️ Gawd damn 😂😂😂
Yep. Back when #MeToo was not a thing yet.
The movie is trash but i can't lie the way Michael Jai White blocked that punch was badass.
That Michael J. White arm block tho!
25:46 if you notice in the same even though Michael Jai White is blocking the punch Steven seagal has his hand there ready to block the punch as well lol
I’mstill waiting for the day they Roast Steven Seagal “The Patriot” the one with magic tea being a cure for a disease.
Damn I never heard of that one 😂
35:00 Billy got me again
This is probably my favorite Steven Seagal movie. I feel like this is part of an unofficial trilogy with Romeo Must Die and Cradle to the Grave.
Oh, I am now dying to see you guys do "Cradle 2 the Grave." I like that movie, but that one took the craziness factor to another level.
😂 *Double Toasted* just doesn't know..
I wait on these *BAD MOVIE ROAST* like the UPS delivering my packages. 📦
Sometimes they arrive on time. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes they never show up.
First? The only good thing about this film is it's the only film post Segal's rise to "fame" where he actually gets hit by the bad guy.
Seagal in that desk chair shouldn’t have had be laughing like I did 😆😆😆😆Also, I’m glad yall listed out the stereotypes in movies so I can roundly avoid them while writing
Fun facts
As a Canadian living in Toronto, I recognize this must’ve been filmed here with some of the local actors
Not just Jill Hennessy (Seegal’s lady boss) but her date and the Snobbish Car Salesman do a bit of Canadian TV and the you can tell some driving scenes is both Yonge Street and Queen Street.
My favorite Steven Seagal movie alongside The Glimmer Man.
i don't care about Death Battle. I get it Superman will win. I'm a Goku fan and I admit that superman would win. I don't care. The whole debate is old, stale and boring. Stop bringing it up.
This movie used to come on TNT all the time
Facts , I remember that.
Does this now make Steven Seagal movie roast champion or does Dennis Rodman still hold that title?!?! 😂
Im with Korey and Martin about the gun thing, i dont hear no pistol fire lmao
Billy's laugh gives me joy.😂
2:30 I thought they were gonna say Chris Herman! Lmmfao! I was like whew...
Wassup, DT. Great video! Exit Wounds was the very second movie the director ever made. The first one was Romeo Must Die which you guys already did a BMR of and really enjoyed. The next one after this was Cradle 2 The Grave (2003). Bad Movie Roast requests: CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE (2003), HULK (2003)
Good morning y’all
2:38 Impossible! 🤦♂️
5:00 Awful Driver!
7:17 Bill Duke! No!!
8:35 😎😎
10:20 Dummy!😂
13:00 Billy Brooks lol
14:22 lmao 😂
17:09 That Face!🤣😭
18:02 DMX RIP!
22:37 lol 😭😂
24:50 super effective! ⚡
25:30 Michael Jai White! 💯
27:24 Bad Editing!
28:13 must destroy windows
31:05 Isiah Washington!
33:17 lol how!? 😆
35:36 Super Punch!
40:15 she's wet 🥵💦🥵
47:30 Bill Duke saves the Day!
49:40 shotgun super effective
55:48 Tom oh no..
56:40 Boobs! 👀🙈
58:20 no more please! 🤦♂️
This movie was okay not great it did help Steven career a little bit, But he went back to low budget purgatory. 😂🤦♂️🤷♂️
Isn’t this the film with Michael Jai White got into a scuffle with Seagal?
Everybody has had a scuffle or two with Seagal. He that type of guy.
Y'all gotta do part two cradle to the grave
The scene at the end where Anthony Anderson n Tom Arnold be talking to each other at the end of the movie On Tom Arnold’s tv show is the same way they did in cradle to the grave when they talking to each other at the end of that movie too especially when they was talking about Oprah n they mamas too n plus they did something like that at the end of half past dead too but with different actors with moniah n kurupt from the dogg pound lol 😂 😂😂😂
I had to check, the gun he used to shoot the helicopter is a Colt Officer M1991A1 Series 80. The audio mixing is off, it sounds like an automatic.
I swear I thought Korey kept saying really gay cop. He's saying renegade cop.
I used to a rene-gayed cop, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Oh hell yeah finally was waiting for this one do Cradle 2 The Grave after 👍
(In Space Ice voice) “Holy Sh*t!”
Space Ice and Double Toasted same week Exit Wounds....nah man... this is Cinema!
Steven Seagal got a M hairline 🤣🤣
If you put Exit Wounds, Romeo Must Die, & Cradle 2 the Grave on consecutively in a row, somebody casually constantly walking by or back and forth would swear you're watching the same movie over and over again. Look the plots are overall different between the 3 movies, but the aesthetic, unrealistic stylized fighting, alot of the same actors, and the hip hop are the same.
They should be packaged together as like those themed dvd sets. You could marathon them.
I agree with you
10:21 Yup definitely filmed in Calgary 😂😂😂
The guy dmx is was talking too in jail is the rapper drag on back in the day n plus he dmx’s brother too n plus he plays in cradle to the grave also too n they play brothers in both movies too n this is almost like a cinematic universe with actors rappers singers king fu fighter n comedians too lol 🙏😎😂❤️❤️❤️❤️r.I.p. dmx🙏😎❤️❤️❤️❤️
The gun Seagal was shooting mightve been a glock 33...but it didn't look like it...or a auto9 which is the same gun they used for the original robocop gun
Out of all the steven seagal movies, exit wounds is one of them.
hi there long-time listener,first time commenting. Just wanted to DMX,Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold basically play these same characters in Cradle 2 the grave which itself is like a spiritual sequel to Exit Wounds, maybe you guys could cover that movie next and complete the DMX trilogy. Peace out fellas, keep up the good work
That part where they were arguing about the gun sound effects was easily the best part of this whole thing.
I actually like this better than other Seagal movies solely because they aren't afraid to make a fool out of him for a quick laugh, and clearly he's a good sport about it. It's self aware in that way.
11:34 - Seagul is firing an M1911 styled pistol, but for some reason they spliced automatic gunfire over him mashing the trigger. No way you can firing off that fast to be on par with a machine pistol, lmao.
I like to think Romeo Must Die, Exit Wounds, and Cradle 2 The Grave are apart of the Anthony Anderson Cinematic Universe.
Space ice is Steven seagal’s nightmare. And my hero!
I've seen this movie many times. I've never had a problem with it.
You guys have to do a Bad Movie Roast of the Steven Seagal film Born To Raise Hell. It is a film made to fit in for Double Toasted all the way, in every possible way.
When I saw the belt scene, I screamed "NOOOOOOOOO"
If double toasted doesn't do a 420 movie roast all hope is lost. Half baked would be a good one.
THIS WAS STEVEN SEAGAL'S LAST MOVIE WITH WARNER BROS., THE FIRST DMX MOVIE TO GET A FRIDAY RELEASE DUE TO HIS TWO PREVIOUS MOVIES GETTING A WEDNESDAY RELEASE, THE SOPHOMORE ANDRZEJ BARTOWIAK DIRECTOR TRILOGY NEXT TO ROMEO MUST DIE (2000)
I think these guys should do Biodome... some Pauly Shore movie
_Steven Seagal movies are the number one cure for depression & boredom_
_Steven Seagal says that he is the masters of all masters_
_Steven Seagal can dodge punches, kicks and taxes._
_Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, combat shooting, swordsmanship and many other dangerous words._
Do Cradle 2 the Grave next!! 😆
Hey!!! That’s what I was thinking 🤔 of too lol 😂 and that’s a good 👍🏻 action movie and it has DMX and Anthony Anderson in it too and it has a good 👍🏻 soundtrack too as well bro 😎
@@DevilFan669 yes! They literally have the same actors haha 🤣
Steven Seagal time are the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving, and giving, and giving
This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. I don't remember where they're supposed to be but it's pretty obvious they're in Toronto